i love this movie sooooo much



Genre: Angst? But with the tiniest bit of cute at the end?

Word Count: 5,478

Prompt: Soulmate au where when you turn 18 you get a mark where your soulmate touches your skin for the first time and the mark only disappears after they touch you.

A/N: Sooooo this is something that I wrote a loooong time ago on another blog that no longer exists, but after some quick editing, I remembered how much I loved this piece, and I wanted to put it out into the world again. That being said, this was written before the release of CACW, so it’s not wholly accurate to the movie. Enjoy!!  ♡

Originally posted by wintersthighs


You remember being young when your mother told you the story of her soulmark.

She was only twenty. Going to school full time while working a part time job, she had no time to sit around and dwell on the day she would meet her soulmate. Though, that didn’t keep her from thinking about him at night sometimes. What he would look like, sound like, feel like… She told you of how she would sometimes trace the outlines of her mark in the dead of the night when she couldn’t sleep – how it always made her feel calm and warm inside. Two large, lightly colored handprints on her sides, one on her waist while the other fell lower towards her hip.

It was a chance encounter. She had been late getting off work that evening, running to her train and thankfully catching it before it took off, yet her late entrance meant that there were no more seats open. Alas, she stood by the door, hand grasping one of the rails for balance. It was only briefly into her ride when it happened. The train hit a short stop that sent everyone pitching forward, and, for your standing mother, that meant falling straight into a man standing but a foot away from her. His hands grabbed her sides while her hand went for his shoulder in an attempt to stop themselves from falling but to no avail. Collapsing on the floor, they almost didn’t notice what had just happened, but as your mother raised her red face to apologize to the man, she noticed that where her hand just was, a perfectly sized peach hand print was beginning to fade. Looking into the man’s eyes, she moved herself to a sitting position, her hands coming up to her mouth to cover the ever-growing smile on her face.

“My hands- Were they-” The man’s unsure voice was cut off by your mother’s giggle and a vigorous nod of her head. Then, the man, your father, began to smile too, and it didn’t matter that they were on the floor of a dirty train in that moment. Nothing else could have mattered in that moment but them.

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melodramatic - peter parker

request: Hi, I don’t know if you’ve already done this, but could you please do the “alright, i’ll leave you alone” prompt for peter parker? Thank you so much, and I love your writing by the way! -anonymous

notes: this is so short rip but it took me forever to be satisfied so this is what we got. basically just a lot of gross fluff. peter and y/n are dating. also i have a lot of requests, thank you guys :)) can’t wait to start writing all of them!

word count: 484

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“Hey, Pete!”

Peter jumped slightly as his girlfriend skipped to his side, grabbing his arm. He beamed, his smile practically brightening up the entire hallway. “Hi! We still on for movie night?”

“Oh, um, yeah… yeah.”

His face comically fell. “You forgot.”

“What? Noooo….” Feeling her cheeks heat up, y/n looked down at the ground in shame. “Sorry. With finals and everything, life has been hectic….”

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Kagehinatsukkiyama HCs

So I really love this ship and all variations of it I’m so sorry but I just reallllyy love Kagehinatsukkiyama ahaha okay so here are some headcanons:

-Aged Up! AU Where they live together.
-Hinata is a big cuddler. So whenever they have sleep, they take turns “sacrificing body warmth” to Hinata in their futons. (Kageyama secretly hogs him more. Don’t tell the other 2.)
-Yamaguchi and Hinata drag Kageyama and Tsukishima to go shopping together for cute hair accesories and outfits!
-“SHO YOU LOOK SO CUTE!!! AAA I COULD JUST EAT YOU UP!” *picks Hinata up and spins him*
-“TADA-CHAN LOOKS SUPER CUTE TOO!!” *Giggles* *gives him cute kisses*
-Kageyama and Tsukishima are fighting their nosebleeds in the background.
-“S-s-o King… can you still handle it?” -“Y-yea… no… this is too much.”

-Hinata makes Tsukishima pick him up and ride on his shoulders.
-Tsukishima grumbles and complains WHILE carrying him on his shoulders.
-Sometimes he’ll just swoop him up bridal style. Then kiss him where ever he wants. Hinata beams.

-Tsukishima and Yamaguchi watch Dino movies together and Yamaguchi would have to deal with useless Dino facts and crying everytime one dies. But he doesn’t mind, he’ll kiss all the tears away.

-Tsukishima facepalms and Yamaguchi snickers. But they secretly find it endearing.

-Yams and Kags go to buy cakes together ocassionally while the other 2 sleep on the couch all cuddled up.
-One time it gets cold and Yamaguchi realizes he forgets his gloves.
-“S-stupid… take this…” and Kageyama gives him one if his gloves then proceeds to take Yamaguchi’s otherhand in his and shove it into his pocket. Kageyama is blushing madly and Yamaguchi giggles.
-“You and Tsukki are the same… I love you all.”
-Kageyama nearly faints that was too cute.
-It becomes routine and Yamaguchi always “forgets” his gloves. Not that Kageyama minds at all.
-They buy Tsukishima strawberry cake and Hinata chocolate cake!

-“Stupid King, hotblooded useless…” -“Tall gigantic egoistical pillar of salt.”
-Stuff like that are muttered in between kisses and Yams and Hina are just staring at them like *sighs* “They never change.” “It’s still cute though.”

-If anyone DARES to hurt Hinata, he’ll have 3 guys, all over 180cm, ready to fight and wearing the scariest expressions ever.

-Tsukishima is the only one able to kabedon™ Kageyama. When he does it’s usually really intimate and he whispers all sorts of stuff in his ear to make him blush.
-Hinata and Yamaguchi are watching all of this with matching blushes and squeals.
-“It’s like one of Noya-san’s BL mangas…”

-Daichi is kind of concerned at times like “IS NOBODY IN YOUR HOUSE RESPONSIBLE BESIDES YAMAGUCHI????” When he and Suga come over to check on their kids.
-Sugawara smiles and shakes his head.
-“You kids are wonderful but how about trying not to wreak havoc throughout all Miyagi okay?” With the Mom Face™ and Mom Tone™ and honestly they’re all more terrified of him than Dadchi. (Daichi totally understand because Suga scares him too 60% of the time.)

-They all hug Hinata when he’s feeling down and he feels super loved. “Stupid Hinata, we love you don’t ever doubt that.” Then they all carry him around to make him feel tol.
-Yamaguchi gets warm loving words and cheek kisses from everyone. (Tsukishima aims for the mouth though that cheater.)
-Kageyama gets Hinata and Yamaguchi  pulling him to dance around the room and Tsukishima ruffles his hair. It’s an odd comforting method but he loves it.
-Tsukishima gets movies AND cake AND 3 wonderful boys snuggled up beside him. How spoiled.

-Hinayama dates are like: Yamaguchi takes Hinata out to the lake and they gaze at the sunset leaning on each other. They say the sappiest, cutest things.
-Kagehina is when Kageyama takes Hinata out on “dates” and brings the volleyball so its 70% volleyball, 20% making out, 10% actually being romantic and 100% chance of BOKE! They run around open fields and make flower crowns too that’s super cute and fluffy.
-Tsukkiyama dates usually include going to museums (the other 2 are kinda ummm yea not into that) and Yamaguchi gets to see Tsukki light up talking about Dinosaurs. He gets to tease him but it’s really cute. Awww. Slow dancing under the moon at night too.
-Tsukkihina dates include “Tsukki take me to see the floating lights!” “You mean the stars?” So they go to the observatory. “The stars look just like the ones in your eyes.” Tsukishima almost cries because that was adorable. They’ll walk home at night hand in hand with matching blushes.
-Tsukkikage dates are… relatively normal. They chat in cafes with lots of banter but they enjoy it alot and share milkshake. Tsukki likes to rub it in that he’s taller. It’s fun riling up his king.
-KageYama (no wait Yamakage makes more sense.) Dates include watching romcom movies in the theaters and Yamaguchi attempting to explain the jokes, puns, romantic lines, etc. Kageyama is kinda… blank??? But Yamaguchi finds his innocence super precious. So throughout the movie Kageyama mostly just watches Yamaguchi and honestly it’s so much better than any movie.

-When all of them go out together it’s SUPER HECTIC BUT SUPER FUN and they do all sorts of stuff yayy!!!
-Super surprising but the one who cooks the best is HINATA. So he’d make them breakfast and dinner and it’s just sooooo good.
-This ship is so pure please consider it thank you.

I just read some opinions here on tumblr about thor: ragnarok, describing it as the worst thor movie, saying that thor and loki were totally ooc and that they should have potraited loki much more like a hero than they actually did (and that it should have been a love interest for him too) and i’m like WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT???? SERIOUSLY????

Let’s just talk about this for a moment: Thor movies have always been sooooo serious. I mean, except for some sporadic scenes, these movies were not made to make you laugh, and that was ok, nobody was disapponted by this fact.
We had Thor 1: they just presented the characters and gave us a much more introspective view of them because, y’know, we didn’t know them at the time.
I really like every scene with Loki in Thor 1 because he’s living the main struggle of the entire story of the character (the fact that he’s not a real son of Odin) but i always skip every part on Midgard because i found unbelievable that a week with jane could have been enough to change Thor’s view of… well, everything.

Then we have Thor TDW: for me this movie was like a REALLY BIG FILLER. Again, main story was really boring, Loki actually saved the plot of the movie because nobody really cared about Jane’s safety or Malekith in general.
And i think, at this point, we were all ready for some comedy in Thor movies.
I mean, you can’t always make a drama out of Asgard prophecies.

Then we have Thor Ragnarok.
You’re upsetting about Loki being too soft when he’s in Odin’s disguise? IT’S BEEN TWO YEARS, BUDDY. HE’S BEEN ODIN FOR TWO YEARS OF COURSE HE’S LETTING HIS GUARD LOW. Loki risked his life sooooo many times, i think he just wanted to have a land to rule on without thinking about war or stuff like this, he just wanted to be a king and he wanted to be served, respected and treated like a king, nothing more than that.
You’re upsetting about Thor being smarter than he usually is? PEOPLE CHANGE, PEOPLE GROW AND EVEN FICTIONAL CHARACTERS BECOME WISER WITH TIME. It’s called “character development”. Why do you want a stupid Thor forever? What did he do to deserve this kind of treatment??
You’re upsetting about Loki not been represented as a hero? well, HE’S NOT. AND HE WILL NEVER BE. AND THAT’S TOTALLY FINE, HE’S THE GOD OF MISCHIEF!
And, seriously, i don’t wanna see him as a hero, THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY OOC, neither i want a love interest for him. It’s not necessary. At all.

Then, you’re upsetting about Thor Ragnarok being too much like a comedy than like a real superhero movie? WHY? WHY CAN’T WE HAVE BOTH? I mean, we had fights, drama and a lot of comedy moments in this movie. Everything was well balanced.
Please be honest, how can a director represent a HUGE DISASTER like the Ragnarok without lighten up a little bit? We’re talking about the end of a kingdom, every character should have been dead now, if we want to follow the main story.

In my opinion, Taika did an awesome job on this movie.
He gave us good protagonists, good side characters, a good story and a good ending. He’s a comedy movie director and he made his job.
People tents to idealize Loki too much.
He’s a total loser and you should love him just the way he is:
a huge, overdramatic diva.
Not so different from the Avengers Loki, the one you all felt in love with in 2012.


Jinyoung X Reader


Word Count: 1.2K

Anon Asked:  I was wondering if you could do and fluff thing with Jinyoung from GOT7. He is my bias an I love him sooooo much; Prompt? Something to do with reading. Please and thank you!!!! (PS LOVE YOUR WRITING)

Summary: You and your female best friend live together. Her brother brings over some of his friends one day and now they are your friends too. They come over to hangout and watch movies one night but you go to the roof to read and Jinyoung follows (¬‿¬)

A/N: Not to pat my own back but I love this one (ᵔᴥᵔ) Hope you enjoy it too!
Requests are open

Originally posted by j-miki

 No matter how hard you tried to isolate yourself you could still hear the the laughing and talking of the boys. It’s not that you didn’t want them over; You loved having them over; But you don’t think they understand the concept of an inside voice. Any other night you wouldn’t have a problem with the obnoxious yelling and the hilariously bad jokes but those are the nights that you weren’t trying to submerge yourself into a new book.

 Finding yourself a bit frustrated that you can’t concentrate, you decide to grab your book, your phone and a pair of earbuds Probably your friends’ and head up to the rooftop. You weren’t trying to be rude to your guests and they knew this so you quietly slipped out of the modern apartment and started your way up the stairwells.
Jackson would be proud

 The guys and your friend were just about to press play so they could watch the movie when Jinyoung started to scan the room for the one person he wanted to see the most tonight.

“Hey, uh, where’s ____?” He asked aloud.

“If s/he’s not in their room then s/he went up to the roof. You can go check on them, make sure s/he didn’t accidentally die somehow. She likes to wander off when she finds a good book.” Your best friend laughed, thinking of your dorkiness.

“Yah, Jinyoung-hyung does the same thing!” BamBam laughed with the others soon following.

 Jinyoung just smiled to himself, thinking about your tendencies to wander off.
Like that one time you all were at the park and you got distracted by a pretty flower or something like that and basically ran away

“You should go see if she wants to watch the movie, Jinyoung-ah.” Mark shoved him, breaking the the young man out of his thoughts.

 Jinyoung agreed and walked back to your room but you weren’t there so he started up to the rooftop. When he got there he pushed opened the door and found you sitting on, what looked like, an air duct. 

 You didn’t notice him due to the fact of music blaring into your ears and finally being able to focus on the pages before you.

 He advanced toward you, watching your eyes scan over the words and your eyebrows furring together when you exhaled deep breaths. A part of him didn’t want to bug you as you looked too peaceful and perfect. Although the other part wanted to sit with you and spend more time with his crush.

 Admittedly, he didn’t get to make a choice before you noticed his silhouette approaching your temporary seat. You removed your earbuds and jumped slightly seeing someone before you.

“Woah, hey. It’s just me, Jinyoung.” He spoke, trying to calm your nerves.

“What the hell!” You shout before letting out a breathy laugh. “What are you doing up here?”

“Well,” He began as he started walking closer, “everyone else is curious to know if you wanted to watch the movie but I mean, I’m curious about what you’re reading.”

 You smiled softly and scooted over to make room for Jinyoung. He hoisted himself next to you on the piece of metal. He glanced over to you waiting for your answers. 

“I don’t necessarily want to watch it but, I guess I could. Only if you asked me nicely though.” You sent him a light smirk and giggled to yourself. 

He squinted his eyes and smiled. “What if I don’t want you to watch the movie?” He joked. Savage™

 You scoffed at his comment. “Then I’ll just sit up here and be lonely.”

 You saw his playful eyes change to a soft glance. He looked at the sky before speaking. “Who said you had to be alone?”

“Oh, what? Are you going to stay up here and watch me read?” You laughed, not taking him seriously.

“I mean…” He shrugged.

“Oh my gosh, Jinyoung-ah!” You laughed again, shoving him. “Go back downstairs and watch the movie, you’ll have more fun with them than up here with me.” You smiled.

 He looked over at you, scrunching his eyebrows together. “Who says? Maybe I want to be with you.” His eyes grew after hearing his words that caused you to giggle. “I- I mean li-like up here together.”

“Mmhh, okay.” You teased. “Whatever you say, Prince Jinyoung.”

 Your words caused him to become a tad flustered but he began to laugh with you, trying to ease the growing tension. The laughter died down and the two of you sat in a comfortable silence, staring at the city lights and occasionally glancing to each other.

 One of the times Jinyoung looked over to you, he saw your dangling feet ever-so-lightly swinging and tapping the duct. He smiled at you and then moved your legs onto his lap so they wouldn’t get too cold.

 Little to his knowledge, this made you even colder as your heart froze from his action but as soon as he started moving his hand up and down your calf, you became overheated.

“Hey, you never told me what book you were reading.” He sung, breaking the silence.

“O-oh, yes, the book I was reading.” You glared, before turning slightly and handing him the novel.

 You watched him analyze every word on the back. He opened to the page you were at and began reading a little. You leaned closer to him to see the pages, your chest almost against his torso. He nonchalantly wrapped an arm around your waist to keep you upright which cause your heart to flutter more.

“Aren’t you suppose to be watching a movie right now.” You asked hesitantly, not wanting to know the answer as he might leave.

 He looked over to you, not realizing how close you were now. “Uh, well, not really. Do you want me to go watch it?” He spoke with the same hesitation. You could feel his breath move down your neck, making you stutter.

“N- not really.” You uttered without a choice. A soft smile became evident on his face when you spoke. 

“What do you want me to do then?” He whispered as he slowly moved closer to you, closing the already-small gap between you. Your heart rate growing the closer he got. All you could do is shrug your shoulders a bit as your voice was lost in all the adrenaline rushing through your body.

“____? Do you want me to kiss you?” 

 Your mind went blank for a second before slowly nodding your head and giving him a small smile. He finally eliminated any space left and placed his plump lips to yours. Your chest exploded with a burning sensation and your hands began to tremble slightly. You wrapped your arms around his neck to pulling him closer, deepening the kiss. You finally parted so you both could breath. He rested his forehead to yours as he smiled brightly down at you while all you could do was bite your bottom lip.

“So I take it you guys aren’t watching to movie?” You and Jinyoung both apart jump at the sound of your best friend’s voice and the light laughter of JB.

“Go away!” You yelled with a smile plastered upon your burning face before hiding in Jinyoung’s chest. Finally when you heard the heavy rooftop door close, you looked up at Jinyoung, only to be met with his eye-smile.

“Yeah, I’m definitely having more fun up here with you.” He laughed.

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"Your boyfriend is Spiderman, darling"

Inspired by @quackmom post ❤️


-You are a famous television actress, you have your own show. And after a little situation in a coffee shop with a strange man and your boyfriend Tom, social networks find out instantly.

x x

“What was that all about?” Tom asked once you two left the coffee shop

You thought for a few seconds without getting the smile on your face “remember when we fight and i win the discussion?” Tom nodded “and how much do I like to win them?” Tom nodded again with a confused face “let me put it like this … I love to win” you winked at Tom who is still confused but with a smile on his face proud of you and how smart you were.

x x

“So congratulations on season three of your show!” James Corden said when we came back from commercials.

“Thank you!” You said with a smile on your face excited to start filming the next season.

“But about your show we already talked, let’s talk about this recent tweet of yours” James said and on the screen appeared a tweet that you published a few days ago “y/n tweeted this a couple a days ago, and she says:” I just had a battle of looks with a strange man because of my spiderman shirt, weird. #EveryDayLife" James read your tweet and look at you with a face of confusion “Can you explain that?” James laughed with the audience.

You laughed and sighed “This happened when I was in London at my break. One day I decided to go to a coffee shop that is very close to my house.It was a chill day, so I was dressed in my big spiderman shirt. You know! He was doing the pose and everything.”

“Tom’s gift?” James interrupts you and the public laughs

“obviously” you said and the public joined your laughter “I have thousands of those t-shirts thrown in my room” James laughs as well as the public “so I entered the coffee shop and asked for my order and I stayed there while i was waiting for my order when a man of maybe 60 years old approached me and said, "What? Does your boyfriend like spiderman?”

“what?” James said confused

“I know, I was the same, confused looking at the man, so I thought of my mind: ok, there are two options: the first is that he did not recognize me and he was making fun of my spiderman shirt. Or, he knows who i am and he’s playing with me knowing that my boyfriend is Tom. So as the positive person I am” you looked at the audience with a funny face and they laughed “I chose the second one. So i said "my boyfriend IS spiderman” And the man rolled his eyes thinking i was another crazy spiderman fan!“ James laughs and you were with your face of confusion like that day

"and what happened?” James asked.

“And then Tom walked in, he approached me, grabbed my waist and kissed my forehead saying "sorry that I’m late, darling” James laughed with the audience “and I looked at Tom with a smile on my face and then look at the man who had his mouth wide open from surprise”

“No! He recognized Tom!” James laughed “what a moment!”

“So i looked at the man with a sassy look and, perfect timing, the waiter gives me the coffee, I grab it … so I left the coffee shop with my coffee in one hand and Spiderman in the other hand and a giant smile on my face” James laughed and joined you in laughter as the audience clapped “how crazy! That man must be regreting everything” James said with a laugh.

x x

“You are crazy, you know that?” Tom texted me while he was filming for his next movie after he saw the interview

“People needed to know!”

“But you’re right. Your boyfriend is Spiderman, darling”

“Nobody makes fun of my Spiderman t-shirt”

“That’s my girl”

Yes, i’m Spiderman’s girl. So what?


Sooooo, i just found out that i hit 100 followers. What the hell?????? Thank you so much!!! I love all of you omg

anonymous asked:

What are your fave episodes with a lot of CS? those for us suffering from missing them and wanting to rewatch their journey

Oh, fun question.

Captain Swan movie!  I love 3x21 Snow Drifts and 3x22 No Place Like Home and I really think they are the overall two best episodes of the series.And sooooo much CS goodness.  In fact there’s so much goodness it’s almost impossible to pick a favorite scene.  Their first dance and Emma’s first ball will always be pretty dang special, though. This is the show at it’s very best and I don’t think it was ever this good again. 

It’s always a good idea to revisit Tallahassee 2x06 and see how it all began. There is something so satisfying watching all the beanstalk scenes knowing what we know now.  Try watching while talking to the TV “Gurrrrrl, you are so going to get with that!” or “Sweet Pirate, that’s the future mother of your children that you are flinging that innuendo at!”

You know, I always think fondly back on Ariel 3x07. The downside to this is you have to look at Neal and put up with him being a third wheel, on the upside is one of my very favorite CS scenes (When I win your heart Emma…) and Emma being flustered. Also I forever love the message they sent with the staging of the scene in the Dark Hollow, the three characters formed an actual triangle, with Neal behind Emma (the past) and Hook in front of her (her future) and when they were both in jeopardy Emma only yelled one name. By the way if you have never seen this crack recap of the episode, you should go watch it. Back in the day I remember watching it over and over again. Hilarious.  Bonus: the delightful Joanna Garcia as Ariel!

I know there’s not a ton of CS, but I really love 4x02 White Out. We have great CS scenes at the beginning and end, and the middle is filled with a desperate Killian trying to save Emma. The hug at the end will forever be one of the best surprises this show ever gave me. I had no idea it was coming, and we had waited so long for it and it was so heart felt. That television moment was extremely cathartic and so well earned. Bonus: Charming with flowing hair and Warlord Bo Peep.  

Following that, the The Apprentice 4x04 the date episode is chock full of CS goodness. To me this episodes offers so much.  We get the first glimpse of Killian’s new modern costume, Emma feeling soft towards her pirate and putting on a pretty dress, excited Snow and over protective Charming.  And then the kiss! It’s one of my favorites, so sensual and full of feeling. And then… the best part is Emma going into the loft, and she is just absolutely lovestruck. To me that is THE moment she realizes she’s fully in love with him. 

It’s always nice when there’s a little tension between your pair, because that means the tension has to be released. This is one of the many reasons I love 4x13 Unforgiven. Hook was keeping something from Emma, Emma knew it, they got tense, and then they discussed it in such a mature, loving way. So much growth in this episode. Bonus: Snow and Charming almost catching them get busy at the Sheriff station!

I could watch 5x04 The Broken Kingdom on a loop.  Is there any more romantic imagery on this show than Captain Swan galloping across the countryside on a horse and then walking through a meadow and kissing in a field of Middlemist?  No… no there is not. If that’s not enough we get spying parents CS and Killian being the only one who can get through to Emma and keep the darkness at bay. Really nice. Bonus: Guinevere and Lancelot!

Obviously 5x08 Birth is one of the all time great CS episodes. It’s not easy, but we get so much development and so many amazing moments, both in Camelot and in Storybrooke. It’s a bit gut-wrenching, but it’s also the episode where we find out that EVERYTHING Dark Swan did was for Killian. We always knew that Killian would go to the end of the world or time for Emma, this is when we found out she would do the same. Beautiful.  

Probably the best episode of season 6 was 6x03 The Other Shoe.  I love this episode.  The Captain Cobra Swan team up was super fun and we got multiple moments of Killian comforting Emma and then, of course, the moving in conversation. This was a milestone I really wanted to see, so happy the show delivered. the Bonus: The Cinderella fairy backs are good!

I’ll end this with the amazing, fairy tale, roof top wedding, in the very special musical episode 6x20 The Song in your Heart. The musical episode is worth rewatching just for the musical numbers, but the last 6 minutes is the best.  Killian in a velvet suit, Emma in a gown fit for a Princess, the Charmings beaming as they walk Emma down the aisle, heartfelt vows that we actually get to hear and then a dance and a duet. Bonus: Colin and Jen both killing their solo numbers and the Josh, Ginny and Bex having so much fun with theirs. 

Thanks for asking, this was fun!

It’s a trap!

Peter Parker X Reader

Summary: Reader thinks there is a clown is her room but nothing is what it seems.

Warnings: Deadpool, Clowns, Swear words, Mentions of sex.

Word count: 1890

A/N: Sorry for all the writing errors but English is not my native language. I hope you guys like it.


Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has invited Tony, Sam, Wanda, Nat, Vision, Clint, Bucky, Steve, Pietro, Thor, Bruce and Peter






Tony has joined the chat.

Steve has joined the chat.

Nat has joined the chat.

Clint has joined the chat.

Pietro has joined the chat.

Vision has joined the chat.

Steve: Y/N what is going on!

Tony: She is going to die can’t you read.

Steve: shut up Stark.

Tony: But by the way why do you wake us up at 3 am.

Clint: What tony were you sleeping, you said to me that the great Tony Stark never sleeps.

Tony: Whaaaaat I never said that.

Nat: Yes you did I was standing next to you.

Tony: Shut up Nat you need to defend me not him, I will pay you.

Nat: You know Clint is my best friend so I am on his side.

Tony: But I am the great Tony Stark genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist!

Nat: But he is my best friend so I defend him.

Clint: Loveeee you toooo Nat <3.

Tony: Hey wait don’t we need to help Y/N.

Clint: He is changing the subject ;)

Pietro: He was probably taking a beauty nap.

Clint: Ha good one speedster.


Nat: What is the problem Y/N?

Y/N: Well this evening I was watching a horror movie about a creepy clown with Peter.

Y/N: And as you guys know I am terrified of clowns.

Vision: But why do you watch a movie about something that you are afraid of?

Y/N: Peter is my boyfriend I do everything for him!

Clint: I ship it!!


Steve: Calm down Y/N, you still didn’t say why you are going to die.


Pietro: It was probably tony because he makes funny noises when he sleeps and he was taking a beauty nap ;).

Tony: What I don’t!!!

Pietro: Yes you do.

Tony: Shut up!



Steve: What did you hear Y/N?


Pietro: Come on Y/N it can be anything no need to be afraid.


Tony: Y/N I’m going to be honest this bed is too comfortable to leave.


Tony: You are overreacting Y/N and that’s me saying it but I am sure that someone else is going to help you.


Tony: What why is it my fault Y/N?


Steve: Y/N you are overreacting, you love Peter.

Nat: Yes, yesterday you said to Tony that you would always love him because he recruited Peter.

Y/N: I know I know I loveee Peter sooooo much BUT I AM GOING TO DIE and today it is our 6 month anniversary and I even can’t make it :’(

Y/N: Peter, my love if you read this I just want to say that I love you to the moon and back and that you are the best boyfriend ever and I could not live without you but my time has come I need to go THERE IS A CLOWN IN MY ROOM AND HE IS GOING TO KILL ME I know today is our anniversary and I’m sorry I could not make it. Bye my love

Tony: Yep, I am leaving.

Tony has left the chat.

Y/N: Steve pleaseeee come to my room.

Steve: I am sorry Y/N I am on a mission in Europe whit Nat and Clint.


Thor Has joined the chat.


Nat: Thor caps lock!!

Thor: Oh sorry lady Natasha.

Thor: But I have a question.

Thor: Why did I hear lady Y/N screaming?

Nat: Y/N thinks she is going to die because there is a clown in here room.

Thor: What is a clown we don’t have those on my earth?

Thor: I will search on the internet.

Clint: Thor I would not do that if I was you…


Clint: There he goes.

Clint: I wonder what he saw.

Bucky has joined the chat.

Sam has joined the chat.

Steve: Bucky, Sam can’t you guys go to Y/N’s room?

Sam: We can’t sorry.

Bucky: Come on Sam where are you.

Clint: Wait what are you two doing.

Sam: Nothing!

Bucky: Nothing!

Steve: Go to Y/N’s room.

Sam: We are kinda busy right now.

Nat: At this hour?

Bucky: Yes we are.

Clint: Wait you’re not preparing a prank without me

Bucky: No we aren’t.

Sam: Bucky where is Pietro.

Bucky: I don’t know you had to look after him.

Sam: Oh wait.

Bucky: I saw him last at the Ferris wheel.

Wanda Has joined the chat



Sam: It was Y/N.

Wanda: What Y/N never screams?!

Sam: She thinks there is a clown in her room.

Wanda: Oh I hate clowns.

Wanda: Someone should check on her.

Wanda: Bucky, Sam???

Bucky: We are busy.

Wanda: Busy.

Sam: Yes busy.

Wanda: Where are you guys and where is my brother he is not in the building.

Wanda: Actually no one of you two neither.

Wanda: Where are you?

Vision: They are at the amusement park.

Wanda: At this hour!!!

Vision: I heard them speaking this afternoon and they said that they were going to break in there.


Sam: Oh man why did you said that Vis.

Wanda: Why would you guys even break in there?

Bucky: We hate waiting lines.


Wanda: Vis!!!

Bucky: What are you going do?

Vision: Yes Wanda?

Wanda: Go with me to that amuse park.

Sam: What no, come on you can’t get us out of here we are having fun.

Wanda has left the chat

Vision has left the chat

Bucky: Sam did you find Pietro?

Sam: Uh no why?

Bucky: I think Wanda is going to kill us.

Sam: Where are you?

Bucky: At the red roller coaster.

Sam: I am coming to you.

Pietro: Oh you guys are by the roller coaster I’m coming too.

Sam: Oh man where were you?!

Pietro: I was eating.

Bucky: The shops are closed right now.

Bucky: Did you break into the food shop?

Pietro: …

Pietro:  Maybe.

Sam: Without us :’(

Sam: That hurts man.

Bucky: Wait guys did you hear that?

Sam: …

Bucky has been disconnected.

Sam has been disconnected.

Pietro has been disconnected.

Clint: I wonder what happened there.

Steve: I begin to worry about Y/N.

Nat: She is probably fine.

Nat: She can defend herself.

Steve: But she is really afraid of clowns.

Steve: she has Coulrophobia remember.

Clint: Who is not afraid of clowns?!?

Nat: I’m not afraid of them I just kick them.

Clint: that’s why you are my best friend <3.

Steve: I hope she is all right.

Nat: We need to go Fury just send us a new mission.

Steve has left the chat.

Nat has left the chat.

Clint has left the chat.

Deadpool has joined the chat.

Deadpool: Hello avengers.

Deadpool: Everybody left.

Deadpool: Hello darkness, my old friend.

Deadpool: I’ve come to talk with you again.

Deadpool: Oh what are my beautiful eyes reading now?

Deadpool: Parker your chick is in danger, time to wake up.

Deadpool: Princess Peter wake up.

Deadpool: Your little muffin is in danger.

Deadpool: I know you are here you didn’t disconnect.

Deadpool: I am going to count and if you don’t wake up at 10 I WILL FUCK YOUR AUNT.

Deadpool: 1

Deadpool: 2

Deadpool: Wait I want to fuck your aunt hehe.

Deadpool: we are going to speed things up.

Deadpool: 10

Deadpool: Peter fucking Parker wake up.

Deadpool: the love of your live is in DANGEEEER

Peter has joined the chat.

Peter: Wtf Wade!

Deadpool: Princess Peter there you are <3.

Deadpool: Ooh but now I am sad that you are there

Deadpool: I wanted to fuck your aunt.

Peter: Wade wtf is wrong whit you!

Peter: Why did you wake me up?

Deadpool: It’s Y/N.

Peter: what about the love of my Life ;)

Deadpool: She died.

Peter: WHAT????

Deadpool: Okay no perhaps I exaggerate.

Deadpool: she is half dead.

Deadpool: Maybe she is missing an arm or a leg.

Deadpool: I hope it’s a leg because then I can race with her wheelchair.

Deadpool: Oh no wait I do that every day in the hospital.

Deadpool: Have you ever heard that there are 57 wheelchairs stolen from the hospital?

Deadpool: That was me :D

Deadpool: I have a beautiful collection, want to buy a wheelchair for Y/N.

Deadpool: One time there was actually still someone in the wheelchair.

Deadpool: I threw him out of the window.

Deadpool: He was annoying.

Deadpool: wooooops

Peter: STOP WADE!!!!

Peter: IS Y/N AL RIGHT!!!

Deadpool: NO.



Deadpool: There was a clown.

Deadpool: In her room.


Deadpool: NO.



Deadpool: Spiderling if you don’t believe me read the chat.



Deadpool: yes it is.


Deadpool: why do you even watch a movie about clowns if you know she’s afraid of it?

Deadpool: I’m even not so stupid


Deadpool: What is Coulrophobia?! It sounds like two German words fucked.

Deadpool: that reminds me of your aunt ;)



Peter has left the chat.

Deadpool: hehe he is so naive.

Deadpool: N/Y???

Deadpool: He’s gone.

Deadpool: My plan worked.

Deadpool: Oh I mean our plan worked.

Y/N has joined the chat.

Y/N: Thanks Wade.

Y/N: He is going to be soooo surprised, I hope he is going to like it.

Deadpool: Of course he is going to like it darling!

Y/N: It’s our 6 month anniversary it must be perfect.

Deadpool: It will be cupcake.

Y/N: thanks Wade <3.

Y/N has left the chat.

Deadpool: Now it’s time for my plan.

Deadpool: I am going to aunt May.

Deadpool: She is alone.

Bruce has joined the chat.

Bruce: This was your plan from the beginning wasn’t it?

Deadpool: You can’t proof anything.

Deadpool has left the chat.

Bruce: I knew it.

Bruce Has left the chat.

XXX The end XXX

anonymous asked:

I LOVE YOUR P5 HEADCANONS !!! Can i request how the phantom thieves would be like on a date with their s/o ?

:) I feel loved Anon thank you 

and here you go:

not my best but my brain died sry


  • Akira is quite the romantic when he wants to be
  • he’ll buy s/o gifts and take them anywhere they desire, anything they want all they have to do is ask
  • he’ll also show alot more emotion when on dates compared to his usual self, hugging his partner here and there, smiling softly when every they laughed or enjoyed themselves
  • all he’d care about is showering them in love for however long the date lasts
  • he’ll also make a habit of staring at his s/o when they’re not looking
  • not like a blank stare or anything, but more of a “oh my god I love you” kinda stare
  • and he 100% walk them home and give ‘em a kiss at the end


  • A date with Best Boi Ryuji will most likely start off as awkward (since he’s never been on a date before if you couldn’t guess)
  • he’d honestly prefer a date to the arcade or theme park, but he’s more then willing to go anywhere his s/o wants
  • he’d be a bit hesitant on PDA at first and so holding hands is as far as it’ll go best boi is shy ok
  • but after awhile he’ll become more and more (physically) affectionate
  • he’d also tend to smile at them for no apparent reason like:
  •  “what are you smiling at?”
  • “oh, nothing~” 
  • just the image of s/o being happy with him, that’s all
  • and he’d shower his s/o in gifts, things that they wanted or he won, it’d all go to his partner
  • he may also try to be romantic, but it’d most likely  go something along the lines of:


  • Ann(e) would be so excited about it
  • honestly if it was planned for the next day she wouldn’t sleep at all 
  • and you can bet ‘cha ass she’s gonna take forever to get ready, I mean, she wants to dress 2 impress her s/o
  • and she’d drag them everywhere: from the theme park, to the shopping mall to the park and everywhere in between. She’s just sooooo exited and bouncy
  • Ann(e) would also be very affectionate, giving hugs and small kisses every few minutes, the love increases if s/o buys her something (preferably candy but anything else will do)
  • however, Ann(e) would also enjoy snuggling up to her s/o while watching a movie at their place just as much as she would going to the movies or anywhere else
  • heck, she may enjoy that a bit more


  • A date with this fancy boi will certainly be one to remember
  • he’ll be a real gentleman the entire time and would smother his so in affection
  • once again trying to go outta his way to please them (even if he has to spend what little money he has)
  • Yusuke has most likely planned almost everything out to ensure that their date is special and memorable 
  • but he would also be open for surprises (if s/o’s got any ideas..)
  • overall, thou his dates would be calm and relaxing, 
  • holding hands as they walk about the planetarium, a quick kiss as they have lunch etc
  • he would also greatly appreciate anything s/o gives him (x10 if it’s art related) 
  • overall he’d be very romantic with his partner and would do whatever it takes to make them happy


  • At first she’s a tad bit introverted, holding hands is the most she’d do tbh
  • very polite and thankful that s/o wanted to spend time with her and even take her out somewhere
  • but after awhile she’d open up and begin enjoying herself, laughing and smiling, gently holding onto their arm and resting her head on their shoulder 
  • she’s soooo cute m9 you don’t understand
  • she’d also refuse to let s/o buy her something, saying things like:
  • “no, it’s ok”, “you really don’t have to..”, “thank you but, you really shouldn’t have”
  • Makoto would love a nice, calm, quiet setting for her dates, however she is willing to step outta her comfort zone just for her s/o if they wanted to
  • Makoto would wish that the date would never end and will do her very best to show her love and appreciation for her partner


  • the most date-ish thing she’d do is invite you to her room for a horror game
  • buuuuuuuut, she will bring lots of sweets and have lots of cuddling sessions
  • however, (with enough persuading) she might decided to go the the arcade for a day
  • and the entire time she’ll be cling to her s/o in pure fear of the amount of people
  • though once she spots a game she likes she’s off don’t worry just follow the noise of salty teens who got their high score beaten
  • so long as she has her “Key item”  and a good game she’s over the moon and will gladly show her partner just how happy she is in hugs and food
  • also, buy her stuff. Lots of stuff. 
  • Overall, Futaba will be very affectionate (when she’s not focused on a game) and very excitable for the most part
  • so long as s/o’s there ofc


  • he doesn’t get alot of time to spend with is s/o, so he’ll treasure every moment
  • The date is most likely somewhere privet, just for the two of them
  • and 50% chance it’s at a fancy diner for some interesting food Akechi wanted to try AKA a whole lotta pancakes
  • 10/10 he’d be a real gentleman for s/o, completely bending to their will in order to please them,
  •  just for today..
  • because today’s about them, and he doesn’t know how much longer he has with them…
GinHijiGin Live Action

I’ve been getting this question a lot, so I’m going to put this in the tag for everyone! There was a GinHiji / HijiGin moment in the movie and it was really well done! Spoiler below the cut and here’s another post I’ve answered about it

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WalkInRedInstead April Challenge Day 6: Autistic Characters

So I’m going to use this opportunity to talk about how much I love the autistic character in the Power Rangers movie, Billy Cranston. I saw Power Rangers the weekend that it came out and I was so excited to see it because of the autistic character. His character was amazing and so well done. Towards the beginning of the movie he tells Jason, the Red Ranger, that he is autistic so it’s actually confirmed in movie! And there were sooooo many moments in the movie where I was like “that is so me!” Which isn’t something that I get to feel in movies all that often. Like I could connect with this character so much! And he actually stims in the movie! When he gets excited he tends to happy stim by clapping his hands. And he was an important part of the team and just as capable as any of the others. I ended up leaving the theater feeling so incredibly happy after seeing the movie. In fact I can’t remember the last time that a movie made me so happy.

Now a character that I 100% headcanon as autistic is Newt Scamander from Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Just everything about the character screams autistic to me.

anonymous asked:

I'm a 5'2" girl with short curly-ish brown hair just below the chin, brown eyes and I wear glasses, and I'm pretty chubby too lol. I really like reading books and my favorites are the ones about fairytales, and I like listening to instrumental music, and the piano is my favorite instrument c: I also really enjoy Disney stuff alot and my favorite movie is Beauty and the Beast, and that's about all I could think of to put here lol Could I be paired with Zen please?

ask and you shall receive!!!! you’ve been paired with *drum roll*


You and Zenny~ would be sooooo cute together!!!! I probably would’ve paired you with him anyways just because you mentioned Disney which
ALWAYS reminds me of him for some reason


  • he will 100% serenade you with Disney tunes
  • EVEN IN PUBLIC it’s super embarrassing
  • Okay but listen to this
  • On your first date you told Zen how much you loved the piano
  • So he went home and learned how to play
  • I mean sure it sounds like a dying cat but he’s working on it!!!!

anonymous asked:

hey, i really want to get in to mindless self-indulgence but i don't know where to start. I have heard pussy all night and it was such a good song. What r your top 5 fave songs. also, what is your fave album? Thanks!


Brooklyn Hype part 1 +2 *video* / Brooklyn Hype *studio* (they only recorded the first part)

Bullshit *studio* / Bullshit *live* (The song starts about 15 seconds into this video)

Shut Me Up *studio* / Shut Me Up *live*

Bitches *studio* / Bitches *live* / Bitches *music video*

I Hate Jimmy Page *studio* / I Hate Jimmy Page *live* (this one starts about 45 seconds in!)

Bring the Pain *studio* / Bring the Pain *live*

Witness !! I don’t have any fave live performances of that song, so the studio version is just fine to listen to At the Moment 

Straight to Video *studio* / Straight to Video *live* 

Molly *studio* / Molly *live*

I don’t have a fave Get It Up or Issues performance, but those are really good songs !

aaand, this live video of Tornado is great 

IF YOU WANNA WATCH THEIR CONCERT MOVIE THING, YOU REALLY REALLY SHOULD! It’s sooooo fucking awesome and I’ve seen it over 100 times now, really, I’ve counted: Our Pain Your Gain

I personally think all MSI songs are better live because they have so much energy when they perform. So, you should really watch those live videos I gave you links to! ALSO!! Pleaseeee let me know what you think of all the songs and shows, I love recommending msi songs to other people

(and right now my fave album is probably You’ll Rebel to Anything or Despierta Los Niños)

Ninjago Season 8

Edit: I have spoken again on this in a more positive tone on my reblog. Sooooo some spoilers if you didn’t watch the trailer but….. this is going to be a rant and many may not like what I have to say? It’ll be very negative towards the movie…..

Soooooooo……. season 8 is going to be the worst ever.

#1 style change never good to change it that much….. I mean I love the design for the movie but I should stay in the movie. Ninjago and a special style that made each character unique and speaking from a Cole lover point of view his movie person has a nice design but I prefer my tv show husbands design.

#2 They’re just doing this so movie people don’t feel weird when coming into the series they’re catering to the movie people when they should be catering to the tv show fans WE ARE WHAT MADE THE FRANCHISE!!!! Without us you wouldn’t have all the money from Ninjago you wouldn’t have a movie. So wake up Hageman brothers I respect you and I’ve loved the show since I was young but you’re taking this the wrong way.

#3 Also this could be a cross over or future ninja kids, but…. still once this happens there’s no way to go back to the past and focus on the ninja which were the reason everyone was into the franchise

#4 A lot of fans are going to leave I think after this. Yes I love this animation and I’m an aspiring animator but if the show goes bad my respect for it and the animation goes down. Yes you’re improving but you’re also regressing.

#5 tbh completely with you guys if movie Ninjago becomes tv Ninjago then I’m probably leaving the fandom and starting my own Ninjago continuation of the REAL NINJAGO anyone will be welcome to join if Ninjago kills itself with the movie. I just can’t think of Ninjago being milked like a cow and also if it becomes movie Ninjago tv show then the tv show will be over in a few years shorter than they thought unless they stop and realize what they’re doing is wrong and say that was just a joke season and didn’t count.

Anyways I’m not trying to make people mad I just needed to rant about Ninjago and say what needed to be said. I’m excited for the movie and I absolutely love the tv show but if we lose the tv show to the movie than I’m lost and the only tv show in my life I’ll have left is my little pony and Voltron and….. I don’t want that….. Ninjago is what starting my love for writing and story telling and even animation (well Nifty Senpai brought my love for animation more but Ninjago helped a bit)

So yeah feel free to rant as well or even give your opinion on my rant. I just needed to get this out.

wonderlandweird: But how was the movie?

IT WAS SO GOOD. IT WAS SOOOOO GOOOOOOD!!! I loved it so much!! They did an incredible job with it and it was so funny and fun! I loved the addition of the Shinsengumi and the whole thing start to finish was so amazing!! It was the Benizakura arc, but it was different enough to hold your attention and the jokes were so good! I was laughing so hard at some points that my eyes were watering and a few times I couldn’t even laugh anymore because I laughed so hard they’d turned into coughs! It was a blast!! I’m ready to see it again right now!