i love this little lamb so much

6

MUTTON CHOPS. MUTTON. CHOPS. *dies laughing*

In othet news, I knew I could trust you Neil. Everyone else was freaking out about the mad 80’s hair on Crowley. But I had faith, and it has been REDEEMED.

*gasps laughing from the floor* chops ha ha …


In other news, I was overall lukewarm towards Sheen. Tenant was the apple of my eye.

But seeing these production pics, I’m feeling the begining of love. Look at his face! Look at his stupid, adorable face! He’s like a happy little lamb.

BTS Reaction - Being younger than they thought

Thank you for requesting! ♡  

Seokjin [Jin] -

Jin was kinda upset by the fact that you were actually 18. He actually saw a future with you but would be thrown off by your age. His surprise would be short lived though as you made him realise that there was nothing wrong with him being older. Although Jin would take a break from you for awhile, afarid what other people would say. After sometime though he would come to his senses and be with you, because you’re the only one he wanted.

“I’m sorry I ever doubted our relationship. Forgive me?”

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Yoongi [Suga] -

I honestly think that if Yoongi loved you enough a silly thing like age wouldn’t come between you. He would probably keep your relationship a secret for awhile though, just to protect you from the hate that you would surely receive. After awhile he would reveal it in an interview, wanting to show you off to the world. A smile would constantly be on his face when he spoke about you which made army’s not even think about hating on you. He would have to assure you all the time that you weren’t too young for him and that you were worth it.

“I don’t care if you’re younger. You mean too much to me to just let go.”

Originally posted by yoongles

Hoseok [J-Hope] -

I think that Hoseok would be a mix between Taehyung and Yoongi. He wouldn’t care what others would have to say about your relationship and would constantly flaunt you off. He’d spoil you and practically see you as his little lamb who he had to protect at all costs. He’b be all smiley around you and be so in love that people wouldn’t even question your relationship. His heart was filled with pride when the army’s and boys accepted you.

“I love you, that’s all that matters.”

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

Namjoon [Rap Monster] -

Namjoon was surprised to hear that you were younger than he originally thought. He was impressed by your maturity that caused him to think that you were older than your original age. In all honesty he would’t treat you any different. If his parents or the boys didn’t accept you at first he would convince them that he really loved you and you weren’t just a younger fling. After a while they would get used to the age gap and treat you like one of their own.

“See, I told you they would love you. There’s nothing to worry about sweetheart.”

Originally posted by sungyyoon

Jimin -

He wouldn’t have a problem with you being 18. Honestly I think Jimin would like it better if his s/o was younger. He would be able to tease you and would constantly call you cute. Every time he greeted you he would pull a cute face, expecting you to do the same. Honestly everything you did would be adorable to this guy and he would always coo after you. Seeing how squishy their idol was over you the fans would love you. Every time someone mentioned your name he would get all giggly.

“You’re so cute jagiya!”

Originally posted by kpop-heaven-247

Taehyung [V] -

Taehyung would treat you like a princess, constantly showering you with love and affection. He would be overly protective since you were than himself and the boys. Tae would always have worries that you may leave him for someone your age, even though there wasn’t that big of an age difference. His mind would go into overdrive and you would have to reassure him constantly that you love him, despite what others may say.

“I love you, you know that right?”

Originally posted by 4cyphers

Jungkook -

This cutie would be so happy that you were younger than him. Don’t get me wrong, Jungkook liked you when he thought you were older but the fact that you were younger made him like you even more. He would be very protective of you despite being only one year older. He would be so happy with you, making the boys like you immediately you since they have never really seen Jungkook so lovestruck. Even if your relationship wasn’t public yet he would talk about you all the time in interviews, causing the army’s to adore you.

“She’s so pretty and smart and cute and funny and-”

“Okay Jungkook, we get it.”

Originally posted by beatriceindre

Mystic Messenger HC where the RFA+Saeran react to MC at the beach in a bikini

Yoosung

  • He blushed at just the thought
  • But he really wanted to see you in one
  • When you stripped down to your bathing suit he turned bright red as expected
  • He stutters to compliment you, “Y-you look really c-cute.”
  • It makes you laugh and his whole body is so hot he suggests going swimming
  • You splash him and he laughs and splashes back 
  • (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ ✧゚・: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)
  • too damn cute
  • He does get insecure when other better looking guys start staring at you
  • Inside he wants to tell them to get lost but his courage fails him. What if you got mad? If you didn’t like him being possessive?
  • You see that his bright sunshine exterior has faded
  • So you take his hand and smile and those insecurities disappear
  • He kisses your hand without thinking
  • You blush, causing him to blush, and you just stand their holding hands
  • Both of you laugh it off and walk shoulder to shoulder
  •  You two continue to frolic and eat ice cream the rest of your beach day aw youth

Zen

  • He jumped at the chance to have a beach date
  • You went to get changed in a public bathroom and he awaited your return eagerly
  • When you come back you blow his mind
  • Is he blushing?
  • He couldn’t be more attracted to you
  • But when he notices the attention you’re getting by other guys, Guard Dog Zen is on high alert
  • He’s glaring down guys left and right practically snarling
  • He covers you up with his button down shirt
  • “What are you doing Zen?”
  • He takes you by the shoulders, “Listen MC, you’re a little lamb in a pack of wolves. As a loyal guard dog I can only resist my own instincts for so long.”
  • Zen, please chill
  • You love this over-protective side of him but if he only worried he couldn’t have any fun
  • You get on your toes and kiss him slowly before saying “I believe in you.”
  • Shocked, he just stares at you
  • Absent minded he lets you pull him by the hand back to the beach
  • All the while counting down the minutes until the two of you could be alone

Jaehee

  • She rejected the idea at first, she had far too much work to do
  • You may or may not have snuck in the idea of field research to Jumin about beaches
  • So there you were, Jaehee was grumpy and refused to change out of shorts and a tank top
  • You returned to her with a bikini on and that grumpy look dropped for just moment
  • “You need to put on sun screen.”
  • You did as she said but, “Can you get my back?”
  • She nodded and started to apply it. You were blushing with as her slick hands moved over your shoulders, neck, down your spine…
  • “Done.” You turned around, “You next.” 
  • You applied the sun screen to the spots she couldn’t reach.  When you were done you gave a light kiss to her shoulder.
  • “We’re here to work,” she stated.
  • You grabbed her hands, “than let’s work” you say and pull her towards the water.
  • You try to show her how to have fun by swimming about and eventually just float on your back and your head pumped into her chest.
  • As you smiled up at her, she leaned down and kissed you on the lips and says “you’re too much sometimes”. You see her smirk and know that you’ve done a good job.  

Jumin

  • When you said you wanted to go to the beach you thought he replied too quickly
  • You arrive and realize that he owns a private beach with an ocean front house. 
  • As soon as you come out for your big bikini clad reveal you feel like covering up
  • His eyes roamed over your body with no shame there ain’t no shame bell that will work on this boy
  • He’s seated under the shade of a large canopy with comfy pillows, a mini bar, and–was that a bartender?
  • “Come here,” he pats his lap.
  • You walk to him and sit in between his legs
  • His arms wrap around your waist and tug you closer to his bare chest.
  • Hm, looks like Jumin has a case of wanderinghands-itis
  • “J-Jumin… there are people around…”
  • He snaps his fingers and you notice the bartender leave but you know for a fact his body guards didn’t go far
  • He kisses your neck. “You’re so beautiful. I need to touch every inch of you.”
  • You have to wonder if the guards are blushing as much as you are

Seven

  • Outside? This boy? No thanks.
  • It takes some serious coaxing and mild threats about hiding all his chips and soda for him to finally agree
  • But with some of his own conditions he lays you on the bed to negotiate
  • The next day you are surprised to wake up without any loud beeping from the alarm.
  • You check the time and its 4 in the afternoon!? You shake the sleeping man next to you
  • As he sits up you tell him the time and he just says, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ “oh well, we better just go back to sleep” and lays his head down
  • ಠ╭╮ಠ You take a pillow and smack him with it. “You planned this didn’t you?!” Salty af you decided you were going to the beach one way or another.
  • You changed into a bathing suit and threw normal clothes on over and made him get up to drive.
  • As you thought, the sun was starting to set by the time you arrived. You got out of the car to stretch your legs and mostly ignore Saeyong.
  • He follows you. “Are you salty?”
  • This is not the time for puns, what are you doing
  • “I just wanted to show off my new bathing suit…” you tell him.
  • He hugs you from behind. “I’m sorry. I’m shore you would look sexy in it.”
  • (¬_¬)
  • “Come on, what’s the porpoise of being mad?”
  • His stupid ocean themed puns finally get to you and you crack a smile.
  • He hugs you tighter, “There she is.” He kisses you as the sun sets over the ocean.

Saeran

  • Only goes to the beach because you seemed so excited
  • Also to escape from his brother’s “bonding day” plans
  • You go to change and when you take too long he comes looking for you
  • Saeran sees that you are being harassed by another guy
  • Saeran  punches the guy without a word and breaks his nose
  • Saeran and MC are forcibly removed from the beach by the police
  • You scold Saeran when you get back to the hotel
  • He apologizes for breaking the guy’s nose, he used too much strength.
  • that’s not the point sweetheart
  • Suddenly he hugs you to his chest. “Next time… I won’t do anything so wear your bathing suit again.”
  • You hug him back and hide your face in the warmth of his chest. “Deal.”
  • “You could just show me now…” he whispered in your ear.
  • *gasp* SAERAN CHOI  
  • It looks like he had plans of his own for the night.
IT’S JUST YIXING

♤ HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY XIAO MIAN YANG YIXING 
♤ XING DAY
♤ MY YIXING’S BIRTHDAY
♤ S CR EAMIN G
♤ what has the world done to be blessed with this angel
♤ literal angel
♤ type of kid to stop walking, take his waterbottle, and water a public tree
♤ like “the tree’s thirsty” he’s holy
♤ also constantly helps the staff n crew like ily
♤ we should all be an yixing

Originally posted by ygyixing

♤ loves buttocks
♤ has a weird idea of greetings
♤ but since it’s yixing we’ll accept it
♤ he’s always looking spaced out which is v cute
♤ but sometimes u gotta wonder is he okay lol
♤ also scared of birds
♤ WOAH PLEASE NO
♤ P LEASE N O HUANG BO GE GE
♤ WO HEN PA CE (i’m so scared of birds :))
♤ p rec i o us

Originally posted by sjabe

♤ but lay is a different story
♤ b ad ass boy
♤ doesn’t give a shit
♤ DANCER 
♤ hip thrusts to no end
♤ which is slightly concerning
♤ likes to give sexy glares
♤ resting sad face
♤ either that or he’s tired probably the latter
♤ see twO DIFFERENT PEOPLE

Originally posted by smolsejun

♤ AIYOWEI
♤ to no end
♤ guys hint if anything goes wrong just aiyowei
♤ everything will be fine
♤ basically an exclamatory particle okay
♤ JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY
♤ yixing is a tree
♤ TA XIAO WO !!! (he’s laughing at me!!)
♤ stop interrupting yixing’s singing gOD
♤ where can i order an yixing christmas tree?? no, i’m not asking for a “friend”

Originally posted by pinksuho

♤ LAYHAN ISN’T DEAD
♤ IT ISN’T DEAD
♤ THEY’RE SILLY BROTHERS
♤ SM FIGHT ME FOR YIXING’S FREEDOM TO BE FRIENDS W LUHAN
♤ OR ANYONE LET HIM LIVE THE WAY HE WANTS TO
♤ also to the agent who didn’t pay yixing’s tickets fUCK YOU
♤ also antis y’ALL BETTER LEAVE MY BOY ALONE WHAT HAS HE DONE
♤ honestly i will fight sm let my boy be a boy
♤ who’s half dumb bc he’s either tired or on too many drugs
♤ either way protect this sexy fluffy boy

Originally posted by yixingcanbeagif2

♤ xiao zhu stop harassing yixing on go fighting
♤ i feel like yixing on go fighting shows a whole cuter side of him
♤ cough cough a naked yixing
♤ triple cough cough cough an yixing taking a piss mm
♤ constantly looks so so so so cute and precious and his bros are the best
♤ except honglei stop stealing his gold okay i won’t forgive u yet
♤ also when he fell in the water and u could see his “koko bop” hahaha
♤ his hair on go fighting for some reason always looks cute
♤ yixing x go fighting = B IN GE
♤ someone save him

Originally posted by yakirei

♤ have i mentioned yixing’s vocals are
♤ just
♤ heavenly
♤ that’s an understatement but fight me
♤ how is he that gifted
♤ like little yixing singing is cute
♤ now yixing singing is cutER AH
♤ and his dancing is no JOKE MAN 
♤ DON’T THINK THIS IS A JOKE DUDE IT’S SERIOUS TOPIC
♤ YIXING IS LEGIT EVERYTHING NOT KIDDING

Originally posted by baekshitbyun

♤ every ship yixing is in is canon okay
♤ it’s just a fact at this point
♤ with all that butt touching how could you deny it
♤ like um ???????
♤ THERE’S NO DENYING
♤ THAT THE BOY
♤ IS ACTUALLY A 
♤ beautiful member of the numerous exo ships which date back to 2012.
♤ like look at the gif above how could you not believe me
♤ AN ANGEL

Originally posted by luharem

♤ what a silly boy
♤ cute lil child that just
♤ melts your heart
♤ constantly
♤ do you know how hard it is being an yixing stan
♤ INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT
♤ see us xingmi don’t just think of yixing but have many resources to stare
♤ such as go fighting which is literally the death of all yixing stans
♤ WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER YEAR FOR SEASON 4
♤ fuck off i need to see yixing wet his pants again on a regular basis stfu

Originally posted by zhangyixings

♤ honestly this boy is my ult bias for a reason bc he’s just so silly
♤ and he’s so caring i wanna be as pure and loving as him help me
♤ like an actual inspiration i love him so much
♤ he had such a big impact on my life and i thank him for that :’)
♤ THIS LITTLE LAMB I SWEAR 
♤ he’s the sun literally
♤ sometimes he’s a bit silly (stupid) i know but still
♤ YOU CAN’T DENY THE LOVE FOR HIM
♤ EVERY EXO STAN HAS A SOFT SPOT FOR OUR LIL YIXING
♤ and if u don’t you haven’t noticed it yet

The Wrath of the Lamb

And we’re finally here, the finale. This post will be THE LONGEST one in this whole series, so prepare yourselves!

…that’s what she was going to do?? Damn.

This little scene was cut. Excellent thinking from Reba in that situation!

A surprise appearance from Dolarhyde!

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husband | yixing

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

  • im already crying
  • you thought boyfriend yixing treated you right?
  • well honey youve got a big storm coming
  • when u go shopping he tells ppl ur his wife n theyre like wow cute! COS ITS CUTE BICH
  • loves lying in bed with u
  • watches u sleep in the least creepy way possible
  • like he’ll give u a soft kiss on the forehead and play with ur hair while u still sleep but when ur ass FINALLY wakes up BOY
  • his smile never leaves so his dimple becomes ur son
  • he’s called xing pond cos its small and on a star
  • honestly the happiest relationship???? everyone thinks its fake but its as real as ot9 fuc u if ur ot8
  • loves giving u things for just being alive like those teddy bears he gives u as a bf
  • super into dinner dates at expensive restaurants that have amazing nut busting views
  • would take pictures of u with the view
  • and pics of both of u im crying zhang yixing is real
  • REALLY GIGGLY?!!??!?!?! AND FAJWIFRUNHAW4G AAAAAAAAAAA IMAGINE
  • always lets u know where he is
  • never lies unless its about how much he slept cos he doesnt want u upset at his overworking ass >:(
  • listen ye he’d love making u shy like he’d grab you and kiss u all over and cuddle u n ur like hehehhe yixing stop and he laughs against ur cheek
  • calls u princess all the time, or petal, his little lamb i hate u all for making me do this
  • SOME OF YALL SAY HAHA LAY IS ALWAYS HIGH 420 BLAZE IT HAHA HES SO FORGETFUL BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIH!!!!!!!!!! HES NOT OKAY
  • HED LITERALLY REMEMBER EVERYTHING ABOUT U NO MATTER WHAT COS HE LOVES U SO MUCH
  • writes u love letters and gives u a flower with each letter
  • pats ur butt a lot
  • makes u shower with him all the time
  • cant sleep unless ur asleep but u cant sleep unless he is so he fakes sleeping so u will
  • im love him

minseok | junmyeon | baekhyun | jongdae | chanyeol | kyungsoo | jongin | sehun

Okies. I have decided that I’m finished these (for now of course 😉); I’m going to be working on other projects and such.
I love these so much and so loved doing them.

I also adore this show, when I love something I have to draw it/paint it. It’s just, well, me, and how I work.

And to answer any incoming questions, no, none of them are for sale. I’m very sorry, it would be too difficult to part with them; it’s my little collection 😊.

And please like/retweet this video for Kristin? I’ll love you forever https://twitter.com/silentkw1/status/881146724085116929

♡HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE LAMB!!!♡

Happy Birthday ZHANG YIXING!🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳

You are the light of my life! I never wanted a Bias because I wanted to love EVERYONE equally, but something about you always made me gravitate towards you and I never noticed (well accepted) that you had stole my heart for a very long time. You’re very special and unique from others. I wish you would get appreciated more because of your HARD WORK and DEDICATION. You deserve all the achievements and awards that you’ll get in the future! I’m sure that you’ll be the one to create a new & better path for Chinese Music! As a Xingmi and an EXO-L, I always support you. I LOVE YOU.

♡ZHANG YIXING♡


♡HAVE THE BEST BIRTHDAY LITTLE LAMB♡ #26

Originally posted by lets-love-it-now

Bon’s Midnight Screechings: 3x06 ‘A Malcolm’ (5 of 5)

So….Part Four… 

forgive me for part 4. I was—

actually

NO. 

HELL NO!

JOIN ME IN CELEBRATION OVER THE CONTENT THAT SPAWNED PART 4. 

GOD BLESS US, EVERY ONE

moving on

“To touch you, Sassenach.” I am too enflamed to transcribe Jamie’s whole line but when he says GOD and reaches between her legs, I—oy—halp 

What is a…bicycle? DAWWWWWWW

Okay, just a general comment that all the casual touches, the kisses, the ab-smooching and ass smacking, the sweet looks, the pecks, the grinning, the sprawling all over each other, the grape-throwing, and such  are just….well….EVERYTHING. 

THIS is the closeness that we all have longed for. I mean, the sex is amazing to have, but this more casual oneness is almost even more precious to me than the banging. 

….almost

  • “I am…. a printer” SO CUTE.  reminds me of “My father was a….Fraser!” 
  • “I did not come here to make love to you ONCE. I came back to be with you” 
  • “To find you again, and…and to lose you.” “You won’t lose me.” and then the kiss
  • The On-their-sides sex—so gentle and quiet and wonderful and I LOVVVVEEEEEEE. The way their hands travel across one another, cupping and softly raking and ughhhhhh it’s so fucking intimate I want to scream
  • Culloden… and the first words out of Claire’s mouth are: “I will never leave you again” … LOVE that they finally brought some Bree feels back here. The sincerity in Jamie’s voice here really does help mitigate the unsatisfying (for me)photographs scene 
  • The way they fall asleep held close together. Dear god I’m so happy 
  • Same with how they look at each other when they wake up. I’m a puddle of squee. 

Jamie: *grinning* Maybe i’m a ghost.. 

Me: 


  • soooooooo many pillowtalk lines right from Voyager. TOO MANY to squee over individually but GOD, i’m so thrilled by this section of the episode
  • but…. 

bottom line: 

IT’S STILL THERE, LADSSSSSSSS


“Breakfast Mr. Malcolm!!!” 

“Come back later… IF YE WILL” 

EAT, JAMIE!!!! EAATTTTTTTTTTTTT


  • These twenty year old boots are made for walkin’ 
  • CLAIRE LOOKS SO SUMPTUOUS IN BED AND I JUST WANT TO STAY IN BED WITH HER ALL DAY AND FORGET JAMIE HE”S LEAVING LET MEEEEEEE
  • Her little salute!!
  • Jello!!

WEE IAN!!!!

  • Awwwwwwwww I love him!!!! 
  • Forehead for days!!!!!
  • (((and again, he looks JUST like geordie and Simon)))
  • “Maybe even a faerie”
  • He’s such a precious wee lamb. 
  •  “So you’ve….come back to him?” “I have!” ((Okay, so no ‘that’s so romantic’ yet but his little #SHIPPING IT ALREADY face is priceless


  • HOOR’S BRUNCH!! I love all these ladies so much, I ADORE this bit in the books and they played it MAGNIFICENTLY. Like honestly, they each brought so much to the scene! 
  • OKay that last bit…. did not need that to be the tone to close the episode but I’m going to pretend like that didn’t happen 

BOTTOM LINE THOUGHTS: 

  • House of joy was everything I wanted and more. End of story. 
  • I am once again left baffled and bereft by the writing choices for Brianna’s character. While I adored that Jamie fessed up about Willie right away, I’m disappointed by what this did to the photographs scene. I’ll live, but this sadly was far from everything I was hoping for
  • SO MUCH WONDERFUL I CANNA BEAR IT


Originally posted by samisoffthewall

Reasons to love Jackson Wang
  • befriended a donkey like could your fave even
  • got rly sad when he couldn’t buy said donkey
  • MADE A RAP ABOUT THE DONKEY HE’S THE ACTUAL WORST
  • loves animals SO MUCH
  • name should be Bluffy the Vampire Slayer tbh
  • shows off so much but is never serious about it
  • is hardly ever shy so when he gets shy IT’S ADORABLE????
  • wants to be best friends with everyone i mean everyone
  • his feelings get easily hurt bless
  • thinks he’s close w/ everyone and gets hurt when they say otherwise ACTUAL PUPPY
  • big gay chicken
  • talks about how hairy he is all the time jackson pls
  • sweaty so much sweat i feel u bro
  • if something even looks spicy he’ll start to sweat i feel u bro
  • thinks he’s hilarious and to be fair 9 out of 10 times he is like someone is literally always laughing around him
  • the rest of the time he’s just embarrassing
  • v affectionate and v aggressive with his affections
  • gets attached to ppl so easily like his capacity for love is BOUNDLESS
  • knows 5 different languages and probably more wtf even is he
  • says he’s into hip hop and stuff but he is way too nerdy to actually pull it off
  • thighs thicker than the bible
  • shameless
  • has 0 shame
  • if shame were clothes he’d rip them off and strike a pose

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anonymous asked:

Nevo and Vanya, I have one question to ask you two, in your opinion, what is the cutest thing that the lambs have ever done?

“Back in the old days, when Mikhail would call me ‘woowoo’ on his own. He tried to say father, he tried. He would stop by my office and drop off little gifts, then just run away. I love him so much.”

“When I was cursed with illness, I had to stay in bed for many days. After so long, I suppose everyone had begun to miss me. I found the lambs in bed with me, asleep. I had not felt so loved before.”

does anyone else have MULTIPLE aesthetics and fucking hate it? 

like.

“I love nature/fairies/J.R Tolkien/mori girl fashion let me dance around in the woods and sing to the moon” ~*~*~*~

but then:

hail SATAN 666 receive the beast of evil envoke the king of hell let’s perform a ritual in the woods and freak out the village folk.

but then:

!*!*! I LOVE HALLOWEEN. I SOLD MY BIBLE FOR A LITTLE BLACK CAT !*!*!*!  FALL AND AUTUMN !*!*!*! ROCKABILLY STYLE AND HORROR MOVIES!*!*!* GIMME A BROOMSTICK AND I’LL SHOVE THE WHOLE THING UP MY ASS!!!!!

and then:

V A P O R W A V E/ S A D G I R L / A N I M E B E A T S T O S T U D Y T O/ L E T S  P L A Y  P S 1 G A M E S   W I T H  E A R L Y 00’S E D M  M U S I C  P L A Y I N G  I N  T H E  B A C K R O U D  W I T H  O N L Y   L A V A   L A M P S  A S   A  L I G H T  S O U R C E  A N D  D R I N K  F U J I   W A T E R   I N  O U R  A D I D A S  T R A C H  S U I T S  A N D  T H E N  M A Y B E  L A T E R  W E ’ L L  G O  T O  T H E  A R C A D E  A N D  P L A Y  D D R.

but then:

~*~*~kawaii pastel pink things and bunnies and kitties and soft things and quiet things and flowery things and let’s go sit by the lake and feed the geese ~*~

and then also:
c R e E p Y t H i N gS  m A k E  m E  fEel  NiCe  An D i Ow N l iK e 5o Do Lls An D rEf Er  tO thEM aLl bY nAMe aL s o  i SiT iN gRavEyArdS aT nItE fOr FuN  pLeAsE dOnT huRT mE iM juST a FRAgiLE liTtLE lAMB I SavE All oF mY U s eD bandAIDs iN A scraPBooK An d lanA DEl reY isS mY sPIriT ANimaL.

and then:

I AM THE DEVIL AND I LOVE METAL.

I do NOT believe that Aria is A, but there are so many Weird Things™ about her that the show needs to fucking Explain….

the fact that in 2x25 ‘Unmasked’ she was dressed like the Black Swan novel, when ‘A’ was supposedly going to dress up like the Black Swan (although, and Aria is A Theories seem to forget this, that turned out to be a diversion, as Mona!A had Melissa dress like the Black Swan….)

Mona calling Aria “Big A” a season (or two?? I can’t remember if this was in s1 or s2) before Big A (Charlotte) started her game

Eddie Lamb, at Radley, saying that he’s seen Aria before

Melissa stealing Aria’s “toffee” yogurt, Aria setting up her mom’s dating profile as “hot mamma loves to tango” and then of course Mona’s “toffee tango” lipgloss

and so much more

serpentine-jellyfish  asked:

Okok: Not writing related but if you’ve heard the song ‘Trade Mistakes’ by PATD and listen to the lyrics, the song is basically about the singer/narrator not thinking a relationship will work, and letting the other person go so he doesn’t drag them down. ‘I may not sleep tonight; as long as you’re still burning bright’ pretty much means ‘I’m gonna suffer but it’s okay as long as you’re happy’. It reminds me so much of Julian.

Okay, so firstly I love PATD so I appreciate this. 

Also, yes, this is totally Julian. Poor lamb thinks he’s doing the right thing even though they’ll both suffer for it. I don’t think he sees that part though, I honestly think that he sees MC as being totally ~chill and danger-free now he’s ‘out of the picture’. He honestly doesn’t think he’s worthy of their love and doesn’t seem to see how much it’ll also affect them. But in his own little way he sees it as a kindness, bless. 

Thing is, I TOTALLY 110% respect his decision and agree with him that he’s not in the right frame of mind to be in a relationship right now, and think that they will both benefit from this (hopefully small) ‘break’. I think it varies from MC to MC, mine (Finn) is a hardass and even though he’s heartbroken, he will respect Jules’ wishes and will be patiently waiting for him to knock on his door, be it for help, friendship, or to rekindle that hot hot lil’ thing they had goin’ on. 

Restraint

Bray Wyatt/OC: You and Bray have a lot of sexual tension backstage. You pretend you hate him, but he finds out the truth. All you want is to be manhandled, tied down somewhere dark while he has his way with you. And he knows just the way to do it. Smut with Bae Wyatt. A true blessing someone else loves him as much as I do. Requested by @wwespongebobfan

Bae Wyatt doesn’t have a match at Summer Slam but that doesn’t mean he’s not doing something physical today, ayyyyeeeee.

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The Forest of Ash || Ch. 4

Fandom: Servamp
Characters: Mahiru, Kuro, Licht, Hyde
Pairings: KuroMahi (main), LawLicht (side)

Summary: To stop the never ending winter the gods created, Mahiru entered the Forest of Ash to steal fire and gift it to the humans. When he was caught, he thought that he would be put to death. But Kuro was far from the God of the Dead that he heard stories about. He decided to stay in the Forest of Ash with him. {KuroMahi//Greek Mythology AU}

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“C’mon, Mahiru, you can’t really be angry with me because I didn’t tell my siblings about us. I wanted to wait until you learned how to control your fire better.” Kuro explained but Mahiru didn’t look up from the stove. He had been silent the entire time he cooked and Kuro was beginning to worry. He didn’t think Mahiru would be so mad that he hadn’t told his family when their marriage was a farce to keep the Olympians from killing him to retrieve the fire.

Lily was waiting in the dinning room but Kuro didn’t put it past him to listen in on their conversation. So, he chose his words carefully as he watched him cook. “I know it must’ve been a shock for Lily to appear suddenly but how was I supposed to know he would? Its been more than a century since they visited and I didn’t expect any of them to change their mind.”

“It’s okay, Kuro. I’m not mad at you. I’m just thinking— More accurately, I’m worried about why he came here. Do you think he knows? He’s the God of Love and…” Mahiru trailed off because he was worried about Lily overhearing them. One mistake could easily lead to Lily knowing the truth. The opportunity Kuro gave him would be gone before he could help a single person.

Kuro could see his anxiety in his brown eyes. He walked to his side and leaned closer to him until he was certain that his brother couldn’t hear them. He whispered, “Lily is the God of Love but he can’t control people’s feelings or hear their thoughts. He only helps guide people and create situations that might help them. Don’t worry. Even if he does find out, I’ll protect you.”

“Thank you.” Mahiru whispered back to him with a light smile. It wasn’t much but Kuro was glad that he was able to make him smile, even if it was a little. After taking a deep breath, Mahiru appeared more confident and patted his shoulder. “We got this as long as we’re careful. So, go bring that salad bowl to the dining room like a good, loving husband. I’ll join you in a bit. I just need to plate this lamb.”

“You’re enjoying ordering me about like a troublesome husband, aren’t you?” Kuro said as he stepped away from him. He took the bowl from the counter and started to leave the kitchen. He stopped in the doorway and looked back at Mahiru for a moment. His mornings were usually quiet and lonely so it was almost strange to see someone cooking in his kitchen. But the scene was quaint and refreshing.

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