I love wanky high-concept indie games as much as the next person, but there are definitely certain pitfalls not attendant to other genres. I was just playing a narrative platformer where the graphics horribly glitched out halfway through level four, and it took me like twenty minutes to realise it wasn’t supposed to look like that.
In tragic news, Prompto got a selfie with Noct in Insomnia and they both looked haggard as fuck but they were smiling and Noct was throwing a peace sign and it was so perf and I went to share it so I could save it AND THE GAME FUGGIN CRASHED AND I LOST IT AND ALSO LOST MY HOUR OF RUNNING AROUND DEPRESSING RUINS LISTENING TO THAT INTERMINABLE GODDAMN SONG FOR NOTHING
speaking of depressing ruins? That sign? Royal Camera. (…where they used to work.) So I cried. Then I was panning around and we saw Morrid’s Coffee and we BOTH cried. (Also some kinda karaoke Shinra, Kadowaki, Nanaki.)
STUPID FINAL FANTASY