i love this gag

Am I the only perv dad that has young son’s and uses and treats them like the lil faggot whores that they are? When I have one of my slut son’s sucking my cock or I’m fucking their lil throats, I fucking love gagging and choking them on my cock. I love to see and hear the little faggots gag and choke on my cock. When I fuck one of the bitches, I ram my cock in them balls deep and I fuck em hard. I love fucking them so hard that they cry. When they start crying like a lil bitch, it’s like an invitation to fuck em even harder. So that’s what I do. Am I the only perv dad that thinks, feels, and fucking loves this?

  • Lefou trying to wear his hair the same way as Gaston
  • Beast’s toe beans. Beast Beans™ 
  • Beast sleeps in a little nest (like a little homeless lady)
  • Phillipe the Unstoppable Super Horse

  • The castle has a doggie door. Then…

  • Belle escapes out the doggy door

  • “Shh go back, Gaston! Go back to the war!” 
  • “I love Romeo and Juliet!” [dramatic eye rolls and gagging/retching] 
  • He bit his tum tum it left a scar omg 
  • “I’m clingy”
  • Belle getting nailed in the face with the snowball. You mess with the bull, 
  • WASTING IN MY LONELY TOWER

I was watching the season 4 gag reel, and this confused me because I thought it was a scripted Stiles move. I found it odd that they would include a perfectly fine Stiles scene in the bloopers section, but then I realized it wasn’t Stiles. This is just Dylan goofing off and being Dylan. I love how much he’s like Stiles/his character. It’s amazing because who better to play Stiles than someone with a little Stiles in them?

Kink Ask Meme

“Spread your legs and smile for the camera.”
“This tight ass/pussy belongs to me. Got it?”
“You’re nothing but a little cum dump for me.”
“You cum when I say you can.”
“I own you.”
“You’re doing such a good job.”
“I need to feel you inside of me.”
“Please, I’ll do anything.”
“Think you can fit more inside of you?”
“I love how you feel inside of me.”
“I don’t want to.”
“You need to fuck me, now.
“I don’t care.”
“Use the gag.”
“Please hurt me.”
“Did I say you could touch me?”
“I’d gag you, but I love hearing you scream.”
“All I could think about was you bending me over and fucking me.”
“I think I need to be spanked.”
“I need you now.”
“Tell me how good it feels.”
“Fuck me till I can’t walk.”
”Don’t make me say it.”
“I’ve been such a good boy/girl for you, will you please fuck me?”
“Open your mouth and show me that you love me.”
“Touch yourself for me.”
“May I touch myself (insert title/name)”
“Spread yourself open for me.”
“It’s too tight.”
“Why did I agree to this?”
“I can’t cum anymore!”
“You’re going to cum again and again till you’re begging me to stop.”
“Who own you?”
“Make me yours.”
“Can I ride you this time?”
“Repeat after me: I’m a dirty slut and I love my (insert title) cock/pussy.”
“Don’t make me say it.”
“I shouldn’t have to ask for you to spread your legs for me.”
“Do you like being used by me?”

bun-bunmuse  asked:

I'm leaving and not going to on for 3 days or so...here's a silly question I got from an ask That I am going to ask you! Are sasster and Mr.G ticklish.

(bonus bc I love this gag)


as for Mr. G…

oh

I love how Lazytown has these little running gags that no one seems to notice, such as

1. someone questions Robbie’s authority while he’s in disguise and he goes “Are you ____? Have you ever _______? Do you even _______? Then go away/that’s what I thought/etc.”
he does it in We Are Number One but no one seems to realise it’s just a running gag that he does a ton of other times in the series??

and

2. Robbie: FOREVER!
stingy: for how long did you say?

the second one kills me every time I swear

I’m sure I’m forgetting a few but there aren’t that many

I just really appreciate the ones that exist

Torturing Starter Pack
  • “Hush now. It’s not that bad.”
  • “I’m only doing this because i love you!”
  • “Does that gag need to be tighter?”
  • “Make another sound and I’ll shoot you right here!”
  • “Have fun chewing your food with no teeth!”
  • “Is that blindfold too tight?…”
  • “Stop squirming!”
  • “Do you want to keep your other eye?!”
  • “You would NEVER understand my reasoning..”
  • “Hate is a strong word, but.. It’s not stronger than my steel pipe, is it?”
  • “I’M PLAYING ANOTHER EPISODE JUST FOR THAT!”
  • “Don’t be scared.. The cage will eventually feel like home, it’s okay…”
  • “Cry for me! Beg for me!”
  • “You’re NEVER leaving ALIVE!”
  • “I’m sorry, your highness, do you want lighter chains?”
  • “You’ll NEVER escape!”
  • “Do you think i like this?! You couldn’t be more right!”