i love this dorito

little under-appreciated peridot moments that i love
  • “IS THIS YOUR BIZARRE ICON??!??!?!?!!?!?!” (holds up image of a crying waffle)
  • “the fusion experiments are developing properly….a few have even emerged early-EYOOHA
  • That little noise she makes in that moment in Catch and Release where she’s in the bathroom yelling at the Crystal Gems and she’s lying down on top of the towel bar holding a plunger and she almost slips
  • (Steven: I know you use my tooth brush!) “n….no……..well, Yes-”
  • (voice cracking immensely) I h A V EN>T  Cr A C K ED!!!!1
  • when she keeps holding the drill the wrong way in Back To The Barn
  • the one scene that she has in Steven’s Birthday
  • the face she makes in It Could’ve Been Great when Steven says “Just look at that view”
  • That scene in Message Received when Steven locks her in the car and we see her from inside the car and she looks like this
  • That moment in Log Date 7 15 2 where Garnet catches her wearing the alien boxers and she rips them off in the most dramatic way possible
  • IN GEM DRILL WHEN SHE’S SO CONCERNED ABOUT STEVEN AND HIS WELL BEING THAT SHE STOPS DRILLING THE CLUSTER ALL TOGETHER AND HOLDS HIM AND THAT RELIEVED SMILE SHE DOES WHEN HE WAKES UP FROM TALKING TO THE CLUSTER SHARDS SHE CARES ABOUT HIM SO MUCH I’M GONNA CRY SCOOB
  • W H E N S H E H U G S S T E V E N I N G E M D R I L L
  • That moment in Same Old World where she makes exaggerated sound effects while telling their story about drilling the Cluster
  • Her little hand gestures in Barn Mates
  • The cute little cartoony smile she makes in Barn Mates when Lapis asks her if she’s okay
  • IN HIT THE DIAMOND WHEN SHE’S HIDING UNDER THE BOX AND STEVEN TAKES IT OFF HER AND SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS
  • When she puts the tablet on her arm in Too Short To Ride and it looks like she’s dabbing
  • When she keeps saying “ow” very flatly while Steven and Amethyst are trying to stretch her in Too Short To Ride
  • That lil moment in Beta when she’s talkin all casually about the Beta Kindergarten and she just twirls a tuna can in the air using her metal powers while she talks
  • IN EARTHLINGS WHEN SHE’S TALKIN ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE LOVES EARTH AND IT SET HER FREE
  • In Gem Harvest when she’s trying to get the Pumpkin Dog to say “clod”
  • In Adventures In Light Distortion where’s talkin about how she can change the settings on the Ruby ship and it’s indirectly confirmed that she changed the settings of the entire ship from The Return so it would be green like her
  • The loud yelling she does when she’s levitating the cars in The New Crystal Gems
  • The fact that she can levitate cars in the first place
  • The way she says “Look at it! It’s great!” in The New Crystal Gems while presenting the new car wash sign to Greg
  • The entirety of her role in The New Crystal Gems
  • Her wet hair in Room For Ruby. I legit screamed when I first saw that
  • In Room For Ruby when she rolls around in the dirt with Steven and Navy???? so pure
  • When she tries to console Lapis in Room For Ruby
  • just…her????? i lov peridot so much
CIR 1 - Camren Is Real 1

“The new assumed couple Camren has just released their first album together. Both are former members of the band Fifth Harmony and have dominated the world tabloids after confirming that Camren is real!”

Check out the album’s successes:

1 - Kissing under the mistletoe. (MEEEE Remix)
2 - Very Separately Single (feat. DJ I’m The Father)
3 - Beanies & Bows (feat. The 1975)
4 - My Pink Princess
5 - Switching Minds
6 - It’s just Merch! (feat. Normani Kordei)
7 - Total Eclipse of Camren
8 - I Love your T-Shirt (Acoustic Version)
9 - We Hate Dorito!
10 - No More Hot Boys (feat. Dinah Jane)
11 - Clothes is big on us
12 - Delusional (feat. Ally Brooke)

and the number one hit…

13 - WAS NEVER REAL

Scared

I think at this point I may have hit my stride with my ink, and finally started to get a style going. We shall see. 

I love this little grumpy-scared dorito tho. I remember thinking during the arc she was stranded on Earth how much must it godamn suck to be stuck, isolated, on an alien planet, homesick, and knowing it was almost ready for imminent destruction?

That would make me a nasty grump too.

Huggies :3

This is one out of 2 doodles that I’m gonna do. I’m in vacations so the maximum that I can do are these kind of doodles so I’ll make sure to post them together when I end the next one. Also u guys are gonna choose one of them to be a real drawing (Colors,Shading,etc..) so I can do it when I return home from these vacations :3

I have struggled with obesity my entire life. My first word as a baby (not a joke) was “Dorito”. I loved food, but what really made me lose control was not what I loved but actually what I didn’t love.

By the time I was 31 years old, I had become completely complacent: at a plateau professionally, my marriage had completely deteriorated to the point that my wife walked out on me 2 weeks to the day before my firstborn’s first Christmas. I was pre-hypertension, pre-diabetic, pre-every bad thing. But I was also post-caring.

My weight loss journey didn’t start with an epiphany of grand scale. It just started off with the smallest of questions that I’ll ask you today:

HOW WOULD YOUR LIFE BE BETTER IF YOU DECIDED TO LOVE YOURSELF AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE OTHERS?

Most of us don’t struggle to love our kids or our significant others or family. We give to them freely and neglect ourselves thinking it more virtuous.

The single best thing I ever did to teach my daughters to love and respect themselves was to love and respect myself. Being a father means having a constant audience to witness your failures and successes. Being perfect isn’t the standard; what truly matters is the example of how you respond to failure, challenge and success. You were born to rise!

Do you teach your kids and the people around you that the fight isn’t over as long as you get up?

Is your life a story that demonstrates your values and passions?

Whether or not you care to admit it, you are the one holding the pen in your self live story. Maybe your parents picked the stage it is set on and some of the supporting cast, but you are the writer, the director and the actor.

Make your story one that makes the ones you love know they can write theirs too.

Dex is my smollest and I love him but guys…he eats pure garbage. Like honestly one of the things he was most excited for when he found out he got accepted to Samwell was that if he went away for school his mom couldn’t shove vegetables down his throat every five seconds. Then he starts dating Nursey and Nursey’s all “dex bby you can’t have a leftover gordita crunch wrap for breakfast,,, it’s not healthy!! 1!” And Dex wants to murder this boy but also he is so so cute and gives exceptional head and so Dex agrees to eat less junk, and so Nursey gets all excited and starts cooking Dex all this delicious healthy food and like they go with Bitty to the farmers market and just get fruits and veggies for good prices and dex is shookt because he thought healthy eating was for stupid rich people who could afford to be vegan and shame the poor for not doing the same, but then Nursey’s mom grew up in a lower income neighborhood and her mom cooked delicious healthy meals for her everyday, so Nursey is totally plugged for this situation. And once Nursey has Dex eating like a True Whole Foods Caucasian™ he starts packing Dex lunches to take with him when he knows he’ll be out past lunch, and then one day Dex is eating with all his lil coding buddies and they’re eating like corn dogs and chips and oreos and he pulls out a little Tupperware and starts eating the lunch Nursey made him and everyone kinda just quiets down and they’re like “dude.. .Dex what the fuck is that?” And Dex goes all red and he’s like “it’s a kale-quinoa salad…what? It’s good!” And he wants to evaporate right there. He honestly hates Nursey so much. (There’s also a go-go squeeze in his lunch and one of the cookies that Bitty made last night and a funny little poem that Nursey wrote about his eyes on a little slip of paper and Dex can’t stop fucking smiling when he reads it because Nursey drew a little spaceship on it and a bunch of hearts and what may be a ufo and honestly Dex loves Nursey so much)