i love this couple i s2g

like i love hearing about how wlw meet their partners.

there’s the couples that have this nice, fairytale meeting and their entire love story seems like the plot of a movie.

and then i s2g there’s the couples go “oh tiffany and i met when she accidentally bumped into me in a banana suit”

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I DID IT I FINISHED HANZO’S ROUTE

He is such a troll I s2g. An oddly affectionate troll. He just basically brings MC around and flirts with her everywhere so that he can piss everyone (IEYASU) off. He’s like, oh, there were days when all she could talk about was you, like you were more important to her than me… Ieyasu’s just like, YOU’RE RUDE AS HELL, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM AND GET YOUR OWN.

After that they go flirt in front of Tadatsugu, who’s very pleased and thinks they’re a cute, loving couple. Tadatsugu is so pure and good, we don’t deserve him.

Oh and here’s Hanzo fake pouting because MC thinks Hanzo and Haku are similar

All in all, for me, Genya > Hanzo > Sakuya. I really liked the interaction between Ieyasu and Hanzo. Sorry, Sakuya, I really dislike your main route. On to Sasuke next!

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I’m also for some weird reason 100% convinced Sakusa listens to death metal

anonymous asked:

okay but i s2g if clarke and bellamy don't have a heart to heart by the finale i'm going to be really disappointed.

That’s fair. We’ve got 24 hours. 12 hours to decide and what looks like an insurrection on our hands. motherfuckers are drawing this out to the bitter end.

It turns out I’m NOT a writer like them. Yeah I’m ruthless about characters but I find love more interesting than will they/won’t they tension. I would have made them a battle couple and had them face the world together. I guess I’m a different kind of romantic. 

abstractedthinking  asked:

I was at the mall recently and I saw this older lesbian couple, maybe like mid forties, and they were holding hands, and the butch was quite lovely and at everyone that gave the two a sideways glance or stared at them for too long (because *obviously* only younger people can be lesbians because it's a *fad* 🙄[gettin tired of the bullshit over here I s2g]) she gave them the most pointed deathglare. Her partner kept looking down so idk if something happened but man... older lesbians are amazing

i’m gonna be that butch in twenty years

went shopping a couple of weeks ago and got some clothes, thought drawing dan in one of the shirts i got would be cute, so here you guys go!


(for all those yellow aesthetic ppl out there)


please do not repost elsewhere without credit!!!!

Teen Wolf season 5

Does anyone following me watch it? I want someone I can chat with about the show, especially now that I ship Lydia with someone.

I have literally never shipped Lydia with anyone. No one seemed quite “right” for her. No one seemed to align properly with the best and worst parts of her. Until! Jordan Parrish. Damn fine, great guy, super nice and protective. He taught her how to defend herself and has never looked down on her in anyway, and even when he didn’t know about/fully believe in the supernatural he believed in her, he trusted her, and he never dismissed what she’s had to say.

Lydia being a Banshee is difficult for anyone to handle, even most other supernatural creatures. However, Parrish being what Parrish is, he can somewhat relate to her. He can empathize, not just sympathize. He has experience in fields she doesn’t. He’s not a genius, but obviously likes to learn (as he has a wide range of talents that he’s obviously taken time to learn, and dedication to continue practicing). He’s patient and caring and would do anything for Lydia. He sees Lydia as his equal, and he loves her.

No one else has supported Lydia in growing! Everyone’s only wanted to protect her. But not Parrish. Parrish can tell that Lydia is a very capable young woman. When she asked him to teach her jujitsu, he immediately obliged. He didn’t go easy on her. The only time he told her she might want to take it easy, was when he worried she might pop her stitches. Not because he was afraid she couldn’t handle it, but because he was afraid her stitches would tear, which would slow the healing process, and could possible make things worse. Now, that doesn’t mean he won’t try to keep her safe, he just supports her when she can’t do it by herself. That’s what you do for the people you love. You support them.

tl;dr - I love Lydia Martin and Jordan Parrish together.

The stages of falling in love with Adrien
  • First time watching ML: Eh? Marinette's crush? Okay I s2g i thought he was a girl!
  • A couple eps into the show: Fine he's nice but I don't see much of his character, he's just... There being perfect all the time... Nothing like Chat noir. I can't see them being the same person
  • Sees "Le bubbler": Oh my gOD! What an awful father he's got! I feel so sorry for him
  • Joins tumblr fandom: *reads every single headcanon and theory of his father pushing him to be perfect all the time* PROTECT THIS CHILD ISNT HE LIKE 13?!? THIS IS TO UCH FOR A CHILD!
  • Sees "Kung food": ADRIENETTE!!! ADRIENETTE!! Aw his Chat noir is showing! Me likey
  • After seeing all the eps where Chat's willing to take a shot for Ladybug: OH MY GOD LADYBUG NOTICE HIM!
  • After reading fanfics about Marientte liking him because of all he's been trough and how strong he is and how his looks are just a bonus, and seeing it fitting perfectly into the show: WELL NO WONDER MARINETTE LOVES THIS STRONG CINNAMON BUN
  • after reading marichat sin: oh my. Oh my. Oh my.
  • Finding the Photoshoot pics of Adrien: hOLY MOLY
  • me: *thinks of Adrien in the middle of my class*
  • Me: *internally squeals*
  • heart: *dOES THE THING*
  • Me: damn Adrien is my crush too

Okay but guys neither of them had ever done couple skating before. Can’t you just imagine them getting FURIOUS with each other as they were learning.

Take your time
YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT ME

I s2g if you make me fall again
You’ll what?

But you’re so lanky
I thought you loved me

Now we just-
STOP FUCKING TALKING TO YOURSELF I AM RIGHT BESIDE YOU AND CANNOT PUT UP WITH IT

…also…

Come closer
Stay close to me

AOU SPOILERS !!!!! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY SEEN THE MOVIE

So I saw Age of Ultron for the first time today and I have a theory. I have a THEORY. I HAVE A THEORY.

Just hear me out for a second, okay?

So just because Pietro wasn’t in the final training scene doesn’t mean that he’s ACTUALLY dead.

Reason #1: How in the hell could someone who’s been shot twenty times be able to start Avengers training the next day? Answer: HE COULDN’T. He could be in recovery for the time being.

Reason #2: Everyone’s been saying “but he was lying still after Ultron shot him” “he looked dead”. I know, I know…But there is a thing called unconsciousness.

Reason #3: It’s apparent that Pietro has a very high pain tolerance/recovery rate and is not easily taken down. For example, whenever that SWAT officer accidentally shot him and he just brushed it off and looked at the dude like “WTF ARE YOU DOING”.

Reason #4: The twins aren’t themselves without the other. Aaron Taylor-Johnson himself said in a interview that “Quicksilver isn’t Quicksilver unless he has Scarlet Witch.” I’ll assume that the same goes for vice versa. Why would Aaron say that if the twins weren’t gonna be together after the end of the movie? Or at least in Infinity Wars?

Reason #5: I absolutely love Quicksilver and I refuse to believe that he is dead.

It might not be much to go on because I’ve only seen the movie once, I might refine this theory once I’ve seen it a couple more times.

Reasons “funny” jokes about hating your spouse need to die:

  • They’re not funny, they’re just sad.
  • They stopped being funny years ago.
  • It makes people seriously wonder why you haven’t filed for divorce.
  • If I hear one more “Ugh, this is what The Straights are like. No wonder they suck” comment from another Tumblr goblin I s2g…
  • There are more ways to add humor to a couple than having them fight, bicker, and hate each other 24/7. Honestly a loving, supportive couple that loves one another so much it starts pissing off their Single Friend would be funnier.

no offense, but you can’t just have lucas friar cup maya hart’s face, look at her with so much love, and nearly kiss her just to use it as a plot device for r*cas. like, y’all better continue with the lucaya development because if this shit gets swept under the rug i s2g i’ll riot

merman!thranduil would probably have like a whole maroon/orange sunset type gradiant vibe going on with his tail you feel me that would look HELLA good with his hair

maybe he’s a little bit punk too - got a nose piercing but just like a silver stud so it doesn’t catch on anything when he’s swimming (gotta stay practical)

deffo still got the pointy ears okay don’t gimme that shit

…maybe a couple of tattoos on all that pale skin…

…maybe pirate bard’s got a giant dragon tattoo spanning his back…

bard’s all tanned and dark from being in the sun all the time and he’s got dem nice sideburns all up on his face man-bunnig it up too most of the time

doesn’t know how to tie up his billowing shirt s2g bard don’t you know it’s rude to distract your merman boyfriend

5SOS PREF 2/4 (ASH & CAL): THINGS HAPPEN IN THE SHOWER *WINK WINK*

ASHTON: You and your boyfriend, Ashton, had recently bought a house together. Today you were painting the walls since Ashton complained on how boring everything looked with the plain white walls.

“Can we paint our room red, please?” Ashton asked you with his puppy eyes. You immediately agreed, as red was your favorite color. He helped you set everything up and opened the cans of paint since you were having troubles getting the lid off. After about two walls, you both decided that it was time for a break. You stood up to put the lids back on the paint so that it wouldn’t dry out, when you felt something wet splatter your back.

“ASHTON!!!” you squealed. You turned around to find your boyfriend with the biggest smile on his face as he was trying not to laugh while holding a used paintbrush in his hand.

“You know, (y/n), red looks really good on you. It’s definitely your color.” He giggled.

“Oh it is on, Irwin” and with that, the paint war had begun. Paint was flying everywhere at this point. You both went through a bucket and a half of paint each before Ashton ran over to you and pushed your back against one of the wet walls.

“Surrender (y/n) or pay the price.” he whispered, now only centimeters from your face.

“You don’t scare me, Ashton.” you teased. He smirked at you before putting his lips on yours, as he kissed you passionately.

“Jump” he whispered against your lips. You jumped up wrapping your legs around his waist as he caught you. He immediately connected his lips to the sensitive spot on your neck while sucking and biting, definitely leaving a mark. You let out a moan which only encouraged him. He started grinding his hips against yours as his breath caught in his throat, signaling how ready he was for you.

“Why don’t you help me wash all of this paint off, huh?” you spoke lowly in his ear. You kissed him softly under his ear in the spot that drove him completely crazy. His eyes widened at the thought. He quickly nodded his head as he let you down and grabbed your hand, running to the shower as fast as he could. 

CALUM: You were hanging out with the boys at your house making cupcakes for Valentine’s Day. As Michael put it “Well if I’m going to be single as hell, I might as well eat festive food” and all of the other boys wanted to make cupcakes after that.

“Hey cupcake” you heard Calum say.

“What” you said, still focusing on incing your red velvet cupcake perfectly.

“Have a cupcake” you turned since you were confused at what he meant. Just as you turned around, Luke and Calum ambushed you with pink and red cupcakes.

“You guys aren’t funny!” you yelled trying not to laugh. Calum walked over to you and kissed your cheek, right where some frosting had landed.

“(y/n), you taste delicious!” Calum laughed.

“ha ha” you mocked sarcastically. “I’m gonna go clean this off. It’s getting sticky”

“You should be used to having sticky things on you” Michael snickered as you shot him a deathly glare. You walked into the bathroom and closed the door. You were getting undressed as the door opened

“The bathroom is occupied, find another one” you said

“Relax babe it’s not like I’ve never seen you before” Calum smirked. “I was just wondering if you needed help cleaning up” he said cockily. You bit your bottom lip and nodded your head in response. He slid off his shirt, exposing his tanned and toned body and that tattoo that you loved so much.

“Like what you see, babe?” he asked, knowing exactly what he was doing to you.

“You know I do” you replied while moving closer to him. He started kissing you while grabbing your waist. He began nibbling at your bottom lip, only making things more heated, while earning a soft moan from you. He took that opportunity to slide his tongue in your mouth, massaging yours with his own.

“Calum, the guys are just in the other room” you reminded him

“And…?” he questioned “It’s not like they don’t know that this happens” he laughed.

“You have a good point, Hood. Let’s get started then” you then kissed him. He pulled away before asking “There’s not gonna be much cleaning going on, is there? 

"Definitely not” you replied

“Good, that’s exactly how I like it” he said with a smirk. You both continued to the shower doing anything but cleaning.

[A/N: HEY GUYS I’M SORRY IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE WRITTEN SOMETHING AND I’M SO SORRY FOR THAT! SCHOOL HAS JUST BEEN A PAIN IN THE ASS BUT I’M HOPEFULLY GONNA BE WRITING MORE. ALSO DON’T WORRY THE LUKE AND MICHAEL IMAGINES ARE GONNA BE COMING IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS! THIS IDEA WAS GIVEN TO ME BY BRI BC WE WERE TALKING AND WE BROUGHT UP SHOWER SEX ABOUT THE GUYS (I S2G DONT JUDGE HERE) AND I SAID I WAS GOING TO WRITE THIS TO KILL HER SOUL…. BRI DID IT WORK???? I THINK YES BC IM CURRENTLY CRYING RN. BTW IF I GET ENOUGH REQUESTS, I’LL MAKE A PART 2 OF WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS IN THE SHOWER (JESUS LORD I CRY) ALSO I’M GOING TO BE WRITING A CERTAIN IMAGINE WHICH I’M GOING TO KEEP THE TOPIC A SECRET BUT TRUST ME YOU’LL LOVE IT I PROMISE]

SO YA ANYWAYS I THINK I NEED TO BATHE IN HOLY WATER…. I NEED JESUS DAMMIT.

I LOVE YOU ALL <3333

BYEEEEEEE :———)