i love this au a lot whoops

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It’s ya boi ZERO

Beep boop these are just concept sketches but I like this kid’s design hmm~

A little backstory: Zero is AI!Lance’s prototype, the original original first AI that Pidge created. (Hoh, you thought that our regular AI!Lance was the first? Nope!) Due to a whole bunch of malfunctions and bugs, Pidge scrapped the prototype and created a better version, which is the Lance we all know and love now. (I mean she can’t get it perfect on the first try it was her first time creating an Artificial Intelligence, especially one of this caliber!)

She meant to delete the prototype permanently, but…a whole bunch of crazy stuff happened and interrupted the process so Zero was never actually fully deleted. He sleeps deep, deep within the simulator’s core data, only longing to meet Keith at least once, since that was the reason he was created. This poor kid. He’s really scary since he’s…a huge mess and just broken. Broken.

Idk if I’ll actually put him into the fic lol honestly there are too many Lances to keep track of (there’s four so far in this AU. FOUR!! I need to stop making different versions lmao) but I really like…this idea…….smol sweet flower robot boy………

glinda for day nine ✨

au where jungkook and jimin are models under the same company and they both go to the same university/highschool or whatever. but!!! they don’t know each other at school.

when they’re modeling, according to rules on their contract, they go by an alias’. so they know each other as jeon junghyuk and park jiwoon. they’re both really popular models under the company and often make the most money, so they get paired one day because they’d make big money and then it they eventually partner up for tons of photo shoots and stuff.

they get along really well, and jungkook is totally whipped for this jiwoon guy, but jimin doesn’t really know if he wants to reciprocate feelings w/ someone whose real name he doesn’t know. and he also thinks that if it doesnt work out, it could rlly affect their careers, but it doesn’t really matter to jungkook. jimin is also a little different as his model persona, so he’d be scared for jk to find out what he’s truly like at school.

one day they bump into each other at school, not recognizing each other at all. because at school, jimin wears glasses, and his hair isn’t curled like during shoots. jungkook’s hair isn’t parted like it usually is at photo shoots.

jimin’s the first one to say something when they bump into each other, something like “hey, do I know you from somewhere???”

jungkook’s first reaction is “woah he’s cute but gotta turn my face away so he doesn’t recognize me or something” then jungkook just shakes his head awkwardly. then jimin apologizes then leaves. then jungkook gets called to a shoot with jimin and jungkook goes “I met this guy today” and Jimin says the same but they’re oblivious to the fact that the person they bumped into could’ve been each other.

and then blah blah blah they bump into each other more often now at school, eventually learn each other’s names and start to talk a little and then the reveal happens where jimin figures out first but of course he’s not gonna say anything but that creates some tension in their photo shoots and jungkook’s like “what’s wrong” and then it gets revealed and they end up together. happy ending.

kinda wanna draw this since I’m too trash at writing to write it….let’s see how it goes

Misery Business

Synopsis: You are in love with Bucky Barnes. Bucky Barnes is in love with Natasha Romanov.  Natasha Romanov does not love him back.

Warnings: Somewhat unrequited love, Natasha can be a real bitch, language, College Student AU, Angst, (I know I originally said no smut but I started typing and WHOOPS) SMUT- no actual intercourse, but heavy petting, and making out.  Don’t read this at work.

A/N: (I do not hate Nat - you all know this - but this fic is a bit (A LOT) anti-Nat, or at least anti-this-interpretation-of-Nat) This is somewhat based off of a situation that actually happened to me, and a girl who I thought was my best friend and the man I’m currently seeing. (Though we’ve had a happier ending…so far)  Don’t play with people’s feelings for your own benefits, y’all. (ALSO LOVE AND RESPECT YOURSELF.  YOU ARE WORTH EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD.  NEVER EVER EVER FORGET THAT!!!!!)

ALL ABOARD THE ANGST TRAIN, MOTHER FUCKERS

Alternate Ending 1 || Alternate Ending 2 (Coming Soon)

Originally posted by winterwidowrpblog

Originally posted by pinkfootballer

You watched the amber liquid swirling around in your glass before tipping it back and swallowing the shot in one gulp. It burned the whole way down, the whiskey scraping its way down your throat. The pain was a welcome distraction, however, from the two people swirling in and out of your mind.

Across the bar, Natasha - in all of her perfect glory - is flirting effortlessly with men neither of you has ever met before.  Nat’s perfectly manicured fingers traced the large muscles of one of the men chatting her up, and you toss back another shot.  Natasha had a way with men, between her perfect body and siren like personality, it was all but impossible to resist her charms.  You had met her the first week of freshman year of college, and she was quick to sweep you under her wing.  She taught you the ins and outs of the school.  She helped you break out of the awkward shell you had been toting around since high school.  She helped you come into yourself.  

But that was never enough.  

Not when she was the way she was.  

She had a flawless hourglass figure that you would kill for, curves in all the right places, smooth muscles that teased the beholder beneath soft skin.  She was what you had always wanted to be.  No man was immune.

Not even James Buchanan Barnes.

About three weeks into your Sophomore year, you met Bucky.  Well, you met Steve, Sam, and Bucky, but the latter was the one who took up the most residence in your mind.  From the moment you saw him, you were done for.  He was suave and handsome, and funny, and beyond intelligent.  He was everything you had ever wanted and in just one perfect moment you fell.  That moment was immediately followed by your beyond perfect best friend saying “dibs!”

And once Natasha set her sights on someone, she sunk her claws in deep and they were hers for as long as she wanted them to be.  Bucky was hers with a few bats of those deep blue eyes, and suddenly you faded into the back ground.

Now, here you were, a few weeks after your college graduation, at a bar across town with your best friends, celebrating the beginning of life in the new, ‘grown-up’ world.

Well, most of you were celebrating.  Everyone but the man wallowing at the end of the bar, and yourself.  Your eyes were glued to him, and his were glued to the redheaded vixen flirting her way through free drinks.

The pain in his gaze speaks volumes, and every time his beautiful eyes follow her figure your heart breaks a little more.

As always, Natasha had grown bored with Bucky.  And when she grew bored, she did what she does best.

She broke James’s god damn heart.

Only, this time was different than the others.

This time, she didn’t quite let go of him.

But it would’ve been better if she had.

Oh, of course she didn’t feel for him the way he felt for her - that much was obvious as she told everyone who knew the two of them that she was done with him and the mass of emotions he was.  No, it was no secret that she had no love for him in her heart.  In her bed, however, she sang his praises daily and nightly.  ‘Best I’ve ever had!’  She’d brag.  ‘No way I’d give that up that easily.’

Like the practiced little serpent she was, Natasha would grow lonely - or as lonely as a woman like her could be - and she would invite him over again.  He would fight her at first, demand to know why she continued to play with him.  But time and time again, she lured him under her covers with promises - empty promises - to love him again.  Like a love sick puppy, he would believe her, and when morning came and she was sated, she would dismiss him again.  Every time he left your shared apartment, he would leave a little bit more broken than the time before.

She knew how you felt about him, she was your best friend after all.  But every time you lay in bed at night, kept awake by the sounds of their passion, you found it harder and harder to forgive her.  ‘Oh, come on.’ She said when you’d accused her of using him for her own sexual gratification.  ‘He’ll get over it.  He should consider himself lucky I even still sleep with him - big baby that he is.’

Now it seemed she was ready to quit using him altogether - a development you were incredibly relieved to hear.  That is until you’d gotten here tonight to receive a front row seat to the man you loved your best friend lose his mind over the woman who had been playing with both of your emotions for months.

“She’s perfect.” He mumbles, defeated, and you don’t have to look to know exactly where his eyes are glued.

“Sure she is.”  A shot is suddenly in front of you, and your realize the bar tender has a pretty good handle on what’s going on at your end of the bar.

“She is!” He says.  "She’s funny, and smart, and quick, and her body-“

“Yeah, Buck. I got it. She’s perfect. No one compares.  She’s the only one for you. Thanks.”

“Why’d she ever choose me?” He asks, well slurs. “I mean it isn’t shocking that she left, but why’d she ever choose me in the first place?”  

This stuns you.

You tear your eyes from your drink, having to bite back a scoff as you look over him.  Even torn apart, Bucky is gorgeous - body and soul.  Besides the body that won’t fuckin’ quit, he’s one of the best men you’ve ever met.  He cares so deeply for every one of his friends, even when they wrong him so.  He so desperately wants to see the best in everyone but is thoroughly convinced there isn’t any in himself.

And now here you sit, slack jawed, wanting to slap the stupid out of this wonderful man.

“Has it maybe occurred to you that maybe she isn’t entirely perfect?”  His smooth, broad brow creases as it furrows in confusion.  

"Never.”  No, of course not.

“Yeah, well. It’s occurred to me.”  Courage bubbles in your chest and you’re not sure if it’s that you’re tired of seeing Bucky being treated like shit, being treated like shit yourself, or just the liquor but you are done. “She’s not.  Far from it actually.” You grab the bill that has been placed in front of you, pocketing your credit card as the bartender closes your tab. You’re gaining momentum as you ramble at your stunned friend with no signs of stopping and leave a drunkenly generous tip.  “If she were perfect, she wouldn’t treat her friends like shit. If she were perfect, she’d realize that what she’s doing is wrong.  If she were perfect, Bucky, she’d see what’s right fucking in front of her.”

You’re up on your feet in an instant, slamming that one final shot before grabbing your purse, throwing one last pointed glance at the dense fucker sitting beside you, and stomping toward Natasha.

“You,”  You jab a finger in the face of the shocked woman, ignoring the looks you get from her companions.  “You can find another ride home tonight.  In fact,” you amend, “why don’t you just find another place to spend the night?  You’re good at that.”

The venom dripping off of your final words even gives you chills as you push your way out of the bar and onto the street to hail a ride.

It’s mostly a blur of tears and the spins from the obnoxious amount of drinks you’d had, but you’re home soon enough.  Your purse finds its place on the couch when you walk through the front door, throwing the item as hard as you possibly can.

Your chest is heaving, your eyes are tearing, and now your stomach hurts.

So maybe you shouldn’t have had that last shot… it wasn’t your fault Bucky was such an idiot.

Aw well, nothing better than comfy pajamas, ice cream, and shitty 80′s chick flicks.  


The slamming door of the apartment pulls you from your Friends marathon, sighing at the telltale clicking of Natasha’s ever approaching heels.

“What the hell was that?”  She pauses in the entryway at the pitiful sight of you binging alone on the couch.  “What’s wrong with you now?”

If looks could kill, the glare that you give your friend while you paused Netflix would have knocked her out cold.

“Oh, you care about someone other that yourself?  Huh.  Could’ve fooled me.” You didn’t have to even look at her to just hear the eye roll you received.

“Oh, fuck off your high horse Y/N.”  She snaps, kicking off her heels to plop down on the couch beside you and pressing play.  “What’s this about?”

“What’s it about?”  Once again, Rachel froze mid-screaming at Ross on the screen as you shoot to your feet, throwing the remote down where you had just been sitting.  “It’s about the shitty way you’ve been yanking Bucky’s chain!”

“God, this again?”  Her groan only pisses you off more.

“Yes!  ‘This again’!  Because it’s shitty, Natasha!  It is shitty the way you’re treating another person!”  You’re sure your neighbors can hear you loud and clear as you pace the living room, but you can’t be bothered to care.

“It’s just Bucky, Y/N.”  Your feet immediately come to a halt.

Excuse me?

Just Bucky?! Do you even hear yourself?  Jesus, Nat!  He’s a person!  An amazingly kind hearted who puts up with way too much of your bullshit!  He’s more than his dick - which you can never shut up about!”  The apartment is suddenly too small for this.  You are so mad - and drunk - that you feel like you could crawl out of your own god damn skin.

Natasha’s sour giggle makes you want to claw her out of her skin.

“You don’t have to be such a jealous bitch, y/n.  Everyone knows you want his dick.”

Oh, so she wants to play it that way?

Fine.

“You know what, you’re right!  I am jealous!  I do want his dick!  I want all of him!  I want to wake up next to him in the morning, and watch stupid cartoons together!  I want to share food and laughter and tears with the mother fucker!  I want him and all that he is.  It’s you who’s the jealous one, Nat.”

“Oh don’t be absurd -”  The usually in control redhead all but flinches at your humorless chuckle, the eoutburst cutting her bullshit right off. 

“You’re right.  Stupid me, you’re not jealous.  How could you be when you’ve got him wrapped around your fucking finger?  You treat him like dirt, Nat.  It’s disgusting.  But I know you.  I know that you are jealous.  Because he can be happy without you!  And you. can’t. stand it.  So much so that you’ve got to try to ruin any chance at happiness the poor guy’s got!  You chew people up and spit them out because you can’t fucking be happy with yourself, so no one else can!”

The silence lasts a few moments, your words sinking in to the two of you as you stare each other down.

Natasha is the first to move, her toned body coming to standing after replacing her shoes and grabbing her bag once more.

“Fine.  You know what, wallow here y/n.  But I’m not going to just sit here whining about what could’ve been.”  She snaps coolly, towering over you as she parades to the door.  “You forget, sweetie, I know what could’ve been - I lived it.  He would have worshiped you, y/n.  Ruined you for any other man.  But guess what? He. Chose. Me.”

The click that echoes through your lonely apartment is like a punch in the gut.  The woman who you considered your best friend for the past four years had never spoken to you like that before, nor you to her.  But you’d had enough.  You tell yourself that if she had done it to anyone else, you still would’ve stuck up for them too.

But you know that was a lie.

You stood up to her because when she broke Bucky’s heart, she broke yours too.  And you couldn’t stand it anymore.

You take a deep shaking breath, realizing for the first time that you’d been crying, and return to the count.  Friends doesn’t hold quite the same appeal now as it had just a few minutes ago, but you press play anyway, hoping for a momentary reprieve from your own drama.

The knock on the door has other plans for you.

“Are you fucking kidding me?!”  You cry, mashing down on the pause button and rising to your feet.  You cast your eyes to the offending door, anger boiling higher and higher with every step.  “What the fuck is it now, Natasha?”  You snarl as you rip the door open, but any malice you’d have left dies on your tongue at the sight that greets you when you open the door.  “Bucky?”

“Did you mean all that?”  He asks.  His voice is raw, his eyes red.  He’d been crying too, you gather.

“I don’t know what you’re talking -”

“Don’t bullshit me, y/n!”  A heavy fist makes your door shutter against the frame, a whimper barely disguising the yelp that wants to fly from your lips.  “I heard you.  Did you mean what you said?  Do you…do you want me?”

Suddenly you feel all too naked in your thin pajama shot and your Hogwarts house tank top.  Here stands the man you’ve loved for years, broken and begging for the truth at your door after being lied to for so long.

How could you deprive him of it any longer?

“…Yes.”

He’s on you immediately.  Pressing you to the wall, lips sweeping in to capture your own large hands cupping your ass as he pulls your legs up to wrap around him.

Oh.

Bucky doesn’t waste any time.  Once his lips and hands are on you, he’s walking - well, running - to the nearest flat surface.  The second he’s got you on the kitchen table, his jacket is left in an abandoned pile on the floor.  Hands tug and push at the layers of clothing keeping the two of you from each other, heavy pants of air blowing from each of your lips.

He doesn’t moan or really talk much.  Just groans, whines, and growls into your neck like if he doesn’t get inside of you soon, he’s going to die.

And it is the hottest thing you have ever heard.

Your name is sighed out through swollen lips, spoken against the skin of your neck as he rids you of the tank top you were wearing.  Upon seeing the distinct lack of anything beneath the offending material, Bucky growls, dipping his head to lavish all over your breasts when his hands drift lower to your waist.

Oooh…

He doesn’t have to say anything to play you like a violin.  Just taps against your hips and then you’re raising them, giving him access to pull your shorts and panties straight from your body.

Somehow, in your fog of pleasure, you miss when Bucky rids himself of his own pants.  That is until his bare hardness is dragging across your lips.  The sensation sends shock waves right through you, bowing your back as he rocks against you again and again.

“You like that baby girl?” Whimpers bubble up in your chest, your hips trying to find purchase and rhythm against his. “Words, y/n.”  He growls and you swear you could cum right there.

Yes, Bucky!  Don’t stop!”

“Good girl.”  He coos, large hand splaying out across your torso to hold you down as his slow and torturous tempo wreaks havoc on your clit.

His fat head pokes at your folds, the animalistic grunts falling coming from him sending shivers down your spine.

OH!

He is hands down the most passionate and enthusiastic man you’ve ever come in contact with.  No wonder Natasha didn’t want to let him go…

And it’s exactly why you have to.

“W-wait, Bucky…we can’t do this.”  You say, immediately wanting to slap whatever sane part of yourself decided to just now take control when you were seconds away from the best sex of your life.

When he looks to your face, lip tugged tight between his teeth, you have to steel yourself to sit up. The primal look in his eye hasn’t quite dissipated as he stares down at you and it makes rejecting him that much harder.

“Why not?”  He says, rolling those fucking hips again.  “I want you y/n.  Please, baby.”  Stamping down the way your eyes flutter and your body reacts to him, you somehow find purchase against his broad chest and push back.

“And I want you, Bucky.  But I can’t sleep with you when not three hours ago you were drinking yourself stupid over another woman.  That woman being my roommate and friend.”  Though you weren’t sure you could really call her that anymore. “I won’t be the rebound, Bucky.”

“You would never be the rebound, y/n.  I care about you!”  Sad eyes search your own, and though you know there’s some truth behind those words you find Bucky’s shirt beside you and hand it back to him.

“Bucky, you’ve been in love a woman who’s been using you for nothing but sex.  Would you do the same to me?  We’d only be taking advantage of each other.  But Bucky, you’re my friend.  I could do that to you, and I won’t do that to myself.”

You don’t even bother to put on your clothes, just grab them in one giant heap and get up from the table.  As your numb legs make your way to your room, you hear the jingle of a buckle, the tell tale sound of a zipper, and the click of an opening and shutting door.


Alternate Ending 1 || Alternate Ending 2 (Coming Soon)

Also, I’m about to hit 3,500 followers!!! (I am so gobsmacked and humbled…how do y’all even put up with me?) What should I do to celebrate?? Drabble requests?  A choose your own adventure?? A selfie/picture challenge or something???  Y’all tell me what you want!!! 💖💖💖

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he’s probably only been at work 3 hours and already tried to throttle a certain Frenchman

thecookiemonster77  asked:

now for the reverse of the meme! :pp fic idea: man from uncle au (ish). viktor is a top kgb spy. yuuri got caught stealing back art in europe, celestino brokered a deal to keep him out of jail provided he worked for the us as a spy. lots of "no yakov, i'm only flirting the american's top spy to con information out him, this is not only bc i love his ass, really" and "the hot russian keeps flirting with me, phichit help, he's on to me" and "fell in love with the enemy whoops"

Like a Gunshot: A Gentleman’s Guide to Saving the World and Falling in Love

“An ex-art thief turned American spy and the golden boy of the KGB!” Phichit gasps, draping himself dramatically over Yuuri’s back. “You’re like star-crossed lovers!”

“I prefer the term art reclaimer,” Yuuri sniffs indignantly. “Also, Viktor and I are not lovers.”

Phichit pulls back and sweeps his eyes down Yuuri’s body. “Is that his tie?”

“No comment.” 

!!! flskd i loved this do u know how badly i need a man from uncle au cookie im screaming thank u 

[send me a made-up fic title and i’ll tell you what i would write to go with it OR send me a made-up fic description and i’ll title it]

COMING SOON: LIFELINE - a teen wolf fanfiction

Freya has had her twin brother’s back from the moment she exited the womb twelve minutes after him. The two Daehler twins have made it a point to look out for each other, sticking together when it seems like the rest of the world is against them. When Matt nearly drowned, Freya was the one dragging him back to the surface. It’s what she’s always done, keeping her brother from sinking when the darkness gets too much. Lately the darkness has been dragging Matt down more than usual, and Freya isn’t sure she can save him this time. 

Can you rescue someone who is hellbent on dragging you under with them?

hovering piece of chocolate cake [Peter Parker x Stark!reader]

Pairing: Stark!reader x Peter Parker

Description: Peter Parker feels that Y/N Stark hates him and he doesn’t even know why. After a little incident in the kitchen, involving a piece of chocolate cake hovering in the air, they discover they have a whole lot more in common than they initially thought they did.

Words: 3.502, whoops that’s a lot!

Warnings: not really, maybe some bad words? Curses? Some angst tbh and like fluff! Also my mother language ain’t English but it’s pretty good idk, but still idk sorry if i make some mistakes

Tags: I cannot bellieve I have tags bye  @rileywrites-parker 

Note: I LOVE STARK!AU soooooo much, I absolutely love it. That’s why I decided to make this, also I feel it’s inclusive, (I really hope it’s inclusive) because I decided to make the pronouns of the reader they/them instead of she/her or just he/him, them is for everyone and I feel this fandom needs more imagines like this. Also this is the first thing Peter Parker related that I ever publish, so regardless to say, just fucking enjoy!! 


‘’Great job, son… Parker… eh Peter. You did even better than me’’, Tony lets out with a big smile on his face, walking towards me and taking off his glasses while he talked. I just smiled back at him and looked up at the lab door, finding them standing there while holding something I couldn’t see that good.

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anonymous asked:

Sidney used to go to a wizarding school in Canada. When he was 14 and his Veela powers kicked in an older boy seduced Sid and then broke up with him a few days later after they had sex. Sid is so distraught he leaves that school and goes to Beauxbatons where he tries to isolate himself until finally the French Canadians wiggle their way into his life. When the tri-wizard tournament comes around Sid is very apprehensive about being around so many new students. (pt1)

Right off the bat people start hitting on him and he starts to break down a little and runs off to find a hidden place to calm down. He ends up near the banks of the lake where two Drumstrag boys are pushing each other by the water and yelling something about a squid. The boys notice Sid after a few minutes and Alex immediately starts hitting on Sid while the other is just shying away and laughing at his friends failed attempts to pick up. Over the next few weeks they all get very close. (Pt 2)

Finally, after weeks and weeks of subtle flirting Geno asks Sid to the Yule Ball. Sid thinks Geno is just doing it because of the Veela since plenty of people he’s never even talked to have already asked him to the ball. Genos heartbroken thinking Sid doesn’t like him and that all of his feelings aren’t reciprocated. So Sid and Geno both stay in on the night of the ball and Sidney is wondering why Geno didn’t just ask someone else and Geno confesses his feelings for Sidney. (Pt 4) (part 3?)

Sidney tries to tell him he only feels this way because of his Veela magic and Genos like “??? You’re a Veela??? You know Veela magic not work on giants right? I’m ¼ so magic would not work on me. ” And Sid’s like “you’re a giant? I guess the height makes sense now.” Anyways they kiss and then eventually bang and get married and have a million beautiful babies (fin)

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THIS IS!!! SO WONDERFUL!!!!

“You’re a quarter giant?” Sidney says, a delighted laugh escaping him. “Veela charms don’t work on you? Why didn’t you tell me?”

“I thought you know already,” Geno says, scooting closer and taking Sidney’s hand in his hesitantly. But Sidney doesn’t pull away. “Most smart student, not need me to explain.” Geno shrugs. “Clumsy English anyways, not good.”

“Geno,” Sidney says, surging forward to place a very small kiss to the corner of Geno’s mouth. “You’re perfect.”

Geno says nothing, but kisses Sid again. 

“Geno, Geno,” Sidney gasps out, as Geno mouths at his neck. “Geno, you love me? For real?”

“Love you for real,” Geno promises.

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Geno swings Sidney around on the dance floor at their wedding, holding him close and nuzzling his now-husband’s flushed cheeks. 

“Geno,” Sidney murmurs. “Love you.”

“Love you for real,” Geno echoes, his heart so, so full. 

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“They’re gonna be late for the train,” Sidney yells, running down the platform with his daughter. “I told you we should’ve set five alarms!”

Five? Sid, you crazy!” Geno scoops up his two first-year sons, one in each arm, and dashes for their compartment. 

Pa, you’re embarrassing us,” one of the boys whines, as parents and kids recognize the Quidditch star running like a madman and whispering excitedly among themselves “We can walk!”

“Should have gotten up earlier then, not be late,” Geno says, shoving the two onto the train after giving each two hurried kisses on their head. “Go, have fun, don’t get detention too much, learn something. Write a lot or Dad worry everyday.”

“Okay, okay!” the boys say. “Love you, Pa! Love you Dad!”

Their daughter, a fifth-year Slytherin, hugs Sidney and Geno with more elegance than her brothers had. “Love you. I’ll watch after them–”

“I know you will,” Sidney says. “I’ll see everyone at Christmas.”

Geno pulls Sidney in close and kisses his temple, muttering as if he’s out of breath, “I’m getting too old for this.”

Sidney laughs. “Remember when we did the same thing with Lili? She forgot to bring the cat and you had to–”

“–had to run back with cat, Lili crying and sticking her head out window. She pretend not ever happen.” He sighs. “Kids are a lot.”

“But you’re doing amazing with them,” Sidney says, kissing Geno’s jaw. “I love you.”

Geno rubs Sidney’s arm. “Love you for real,” he returns, as he always does. 

Then their sons stick their heads out the window, along with Lili. “Dads!” they scream. “Peter forgot his wand!”

What?” Sidney turns sharply at Geno, who had turned very pale. “What the fuck, G?”

Geno opens his coat and retrieves the wand in the lining of his jacket. “He give me because he not want to lose–”

Go!” Sidney yells, as the train starts to move slowly. “Run!”

Geno does.

5

D: Max, Nurf, Harrison!! What have I told you about throwing things at Jasper?

H: The card was suppose to come back…


J: But… You gotta love them. I enjoy talking to all of the campers, except for Nurf. He makes fun of my L.A. gears. I tend to relate to Max a lot. Also Harrison is still the same. The stuff he does is just not cool anymore to the others.

(Whoops forgot the bracelets in the last two panels of Jasper. My bad!)
Rays of sunshine

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Requested by: anon

I was wondering if you could write an imagine about bucky amd the reader where the reader is just like an overly excited person and always smiling and happy and at first bucky is very annoyed but then one night he finds out that she’s actually lost everything (or got out from an abusive relatioship idk what you prefer) and she’s only acting very happy but deep down she’s very sad and dark so bucky takes interest and their relationship gets better (maybe she could fall in love with him but he doesn’t love her like that he just really want to take care of her but she’s okay with it) and idk maybe a lot of fluff? Pleaseee 💕💕💕

Summary:  AUAs Tony brings a new addition to the team, Bucky barnes can’t help but feel annoyed by her. (sorry, I suck at summaries) FLUFF.

Warnings: a little angst, swearing. (if you know me, you should know by now that i love swearing)

Word count: 3357

A/N: This ended up being so long! I was planning on making a relatively short imagine and it got out of hand (whoops!) but inspiration hit and now I’m really happy with the finished project. Thank you to the lovely anon who requested this! I hope you like it


Originally posted by wintersthighs

Bucky Barnes is impossible to annoy.

Or so does everyone think until you move to the tower.

Since the moment you step foot on the building, hands filled with boxes and wearing brightly colored clothes, he can’t help but feel a small pang of anger in his chest. He’s barely gotten used to seeing everyone at the tower, and now Tony wants to add yet another bothersome, noisy human being to the equation. Great, fucking great.

“She’ll be her for a while, Barnes, don’t be so rude. I’m sure you won’t mind the company.” He says quietly, elbowing him on the side before he goes to help you with your boxes.

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anonymous asked:

I LOVE the idea of southern gothic macbeth!!!! Midsummer and Two Noble Kinsmen AUs?

midsummer i feel like could be very effective in an american 1930s AU, if done with a lot of intentionality (i really like the idea of incorporating speakeasy imagery and thinking a lot about wealth gaps due to the depression and intentionality of casting in terms of race and gender)

i don’t care enough about two noble kinsmen to come up real a good AU whoops

Letters For Him || 01

❀ pairing: Jungkook x Reader
❀ genre: college!au ; probs angst and fluff idk tbh
❀ word count: a whooping 1.8k
❀ series summary: as a way to vent out your feelings, you write letters to your ex boyfriend, letters he should never read
❀ a/n: the reader contradicts herself a lot and thats because she doesnt know what she wants. hello i am still someone who doesn’t know how to properly do paragraphs while writing so sorry if i messed that up whoops someone help me. also if you have any questions about the fic you can leave it here :)) 
❀ tagging: @evalocity (love you boo thank you so much for editing this)

Originally posted by jjeonguk

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Dear grade A+ asshole,

This girl would appreciate it if you would stop being so goddamn nice. How could you do something so terrible to the girl you supposedly were ‘in love with’ but be such a nice person to literally everyone on campus. You have always been a nice person and you have always been so caring. Sometimes I stop and wonder how you, one of the nicest person in the world, could do something so shity. Also, while I am asking you stop doing things, please stop being so damn talented. I hate walking around the hallways hearing about you.

“Did you see Jungkook practising in the dance studio. He is soooooo good at dancing!”

“Jungkook’s painting is on display in the school’s art gallery. Do you want to go check it out?”

“Jungkook scored the final touchdown of the football game last night. He is such a good football player our school is lucky to have him as our quarterback”

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intern!chan

Originally posted by livelovelunch

  • intern chan is the most adorable most dedicated intern out there
  • known as the cutie of his class bc they think he acts like: (gif above)
  • disclaimer: not actually like that
  • usually v quiet in class and doesnt really have much friends
  • that doesnt stop everyone from liking him
  • bc hes so silent people didnt expect much from him but wOw
  • this boy topped all his classes and graduated first among a class of fifty-something students
  • people still thought he was freaking adorable though so they were all thinking
  • “oh i wonder if chan’s going for a cute lil specialization like pediatrics or family medicine––“
  • disclaimer: i m not actually sure if pediatrics or family medicine are easy specialities pls ignore my ignorance
  • nope
  • lee chan’s goal has always been cardiology
  • which kinda surprises people a little bit but that doesnt stop them from coddling him like “ok you be whatever you wanna be you cutie“
  • which in turn kinda pisses chan off because hes like “dAmnit i didnt go through med school hell and back to bE CAllED CuTE”
  • *cue reader*
  • u were chan’s med school classmate but you two were never really close
  • whereas he was the smart kid who avoids attention, you were more of a social butterfly 
  • dont get me wrong, you really wanted to become a doctor but man
  • your grades were never really outstanding med school is hell
  • which made you always admire chan from afar because here is an actual person who has his life figured out
  • like wow good for you man… teach me your ways
  • youve never actually talked to him but you could tell this kid was going places
  • literally the same place you were going
  • you were both interning at the same hospital!
  • the first few months were quite uneventful bc you and chan rarely spoke to each other save from standard hellos and goodbyes
  • still didnt stop you from liking him though
  • you always noticed how his face lights up when he tends to new patients
  • or how when hes literally running on two days of no sleep at all, he will still manage to complete his rounds in the hospital
  • bascially you notice every little detail of lee chan
  • and every little detail makes you fall in love with him a little bit more
  • however you also notice how chan’s face falls when the doctor picks another intern for a demonstration
  • or how fussy patients literally curse at him when he commits a small mistake and he just smiles and apologizes
  • or when he gets scolded by a nurse for taking a nap in the on call room
  • which was happening right now
  • imagine the guilty look on chan’s face for sleeping like “dangit i knew i shouldnt have slept here”
  • bOI you just taking care of yourself
  • the longer you listen to the senior nurse scolding him the more you couldnt take it so you just
  • “hEy! that boy has been going around this hospital five times checking on every single patient to see if theyre alright. hes literally been up for the past 72 hours and your scolding him for taking a five minute nap???“
  • for a second you literally forgot that you were just an intern
  • then you remember
  • and then you run away
  • with chan
  • you run away as far as possible from the wrath of scary old nurse lady
  • when you stop both of you are panting and looking at each other like ‘woah we really just did that’
  • so you laugh and sit down and continue panting
  • then its silent but its not comfortable silence its more awkward
  • you two were never really alone together before so you never really knew it would be like this
  • he breaks the silence by thanking you profusely and youre like ‘no its ok!!!’
  • “…..you know… it wasnt actually your fault”
  • and chan just looks at you and you continue “dont think im creepy or anything but ive noticed you before. i can tell you really deserve this chan and i dont think a petty thing like that should bring you down”
  • when you’re done you smile at him and for the first time ever
  • you saw him blush
  • “i-ive noticed you too!“
  • wAh that makes you heart doki doki like a lot
  • “when we were classmates you were so friendly and bright…i wanted to approach you but i didnt think someone like you would like someone like me…..”
  • after your sudden confessions the both of you fall back into silence but this time its more comfortable
  • “……. in case you didnt know…. im still noticing you……” he says after a while
  • you know what he said could mean different things but you just chose to respond to anything
  • and so you grab him by the collar of his scrubs and press your lips to his
  • it wasnt anything special just a simple and sweet lip-to-lip contact but it was enough to send sparks through your whole body
  • at first chan doesnt respond but sooner or later he  rests his hand on the nape of your neck and pulls you closer
  • you two stay like for a while and when you pull away its like wOW did we really do that
  • all you could say though was “im noticing you too, chan.”
  •  
  •  
  • if you didnt notice their lil “im noticing you” things basically mean “i like/love u a lot”

im back woot woot!! 

p.s i did this in a rush so excuse the writing and the mistakes

p.p.s i didnt actually intend for medical!au’s to become my favorite things but whoops here we are 

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yes but there’s also 

  • ‘I’m hella sick but not old enough to purchase cough medicine and that sounds really pitiful coming from a college student but would you please go buy me some NyQuil???’ au
  • 'We made a bet at the beginning of the laser tag game to see who was better and guess who won. It’s time to pay up.’ au
  • 'Who keeps using my wifi?’ 'Literally everyone, your password is hella easy to guess.’ au
  • Tried to unlock the wrong car in the parking garage au
  • 'I’m on the FBI’s most-wanted list for killing a fuck ton of people, but calm down I just wanna date you bc your face is v smoochable and you give me butterflies.’ au
  • See also; 'Dating a most-wanted serial killer and never getting a heads-up before they come home covered in blood so you’ve gotta be ready to draw the curtains and hide a body every time you hear a car pull into the driveway’ au
  • 'We really should not have played Monopoly’ au
  • Life-sized version of Clue in the old manor on the hill au
  • 'I originally followed you on Instagram bc you’re hot and I’m thirsty but now I’ve developed actual feelings for you bc you’re a genuinely good person’ au
  • 'Fuck me you’re cute why did we have to meet on the one day I decided to stay in my sweats??’ au
  • 'I went to the bar last night bc I just got dumped and wanted to drink away my pain but then one thing lead to another and somehow I broke into your house thinking it was mine and now I can’t find my left shoe but are those waffles I smell?’ au
  • 'I saw that you were reading Eleanor and Park have you gotten to the part where she leaves him and if so can we talk about it because not a lot of people have read this book and I need a shoulder to cry on.’ au
  • 'You passed out in Disneyland and I’ve been taking care of you for the past two hours oh my god are you okay??’ 'Yes I’m okay but who the hell are you supposed to be?’ 'I’m the face character for Peter Pan but that’s not important’ au
  • 'I don’t really know you but I noticed that this creep has been trying to chat you up even though you’ve already turned him down, so I’ll pretend to be your boyfriend/girlfriend  until they leave you alone.’ au
  • Bonnie and Clyde au???
  • Attend same-sex privet schools that are right across the street from each other au
  • Masquerade au
  • 'I don’t like you and you don’t like me but our best friends just died in a car crash and left their one-year-old daughter in our custody so now we’ve got to act civil and end up falling for each other’ au
  • [Basically a Life As We Know It au]
  • 'Found your number inside of a library book that looks like it hasn’t been checked out in ages and decided to text you to see if it worked au
  • 'The biggest rule of immortality is to not get involved with mortals but whoops I was in a coffee shop one day and fell in love with you and now I’m freaking out bc in the grand scope of things we don’t get a lot of time together but fuck no please don’t leave me not yet no.’ au
  • 'I just moved into the apartment next door and I am 100% sure that it’s haunted bc this building used to be a hospital and anyway I heard I noise coming from inside the walls can I please just crash here for the night?’ au
  • 'I know that you’re really into school and probably don’t want to risk your spot on the college football team, but would you mind if I smoked in our dorm room??’ au
  • Followed by 'Nah, I don’t care, as long as I can shotgun some smoke from that pretty little mouth of yours.’ au wow that got sexual and I am not sorry.
  • Went to the beach for the first time au
  • Ancient Rome au
  • Rival team captains who know nothing about personal space and constantly get into fights where they end up face-to-face every single game until one day one of the coaches yells at them to either kiss or get back to the game au
  • 'Hey, so I might have just robbed a bank right now and I kind of need a getaway car, would you pleeeeeaaase help me I can pay you back in sexual favors but also cash.’ au
  • 'I know that you don’t know me, but you were on the receiving end of my girlfriend/boyfriend’s heart donation and being around you kind of makes it feel like they’re still here I’m sorry if that’s kind of weird.’ au
  • 'Shit I wasn’t watching where I was walking and ended up spilling my Rockstar all over your white sweater I’m so sorry here have my jacket.’ au
  • Caught yelling at Go, Diego, Go in the hospital waiting room and after an awkwardly long period of silence the other person joins in bc they’ve got nothing better to do with their waiting time au
  • 'The person living in the apartment across the wall to mine is a nymphomaniac and yeah okay they’re p hot but it’s v hard to write an essay on feminism when all I can hear is sexual screaming.’ au
  • It’s three am, I just wanted some clam chowder, and some how I ended up on Hollywood Bl. can you please tell me where a good restaurant is I think I’m going to cry.’ au
  • 'Fuck my ex just walked into the restaurant with their new girlfriend/boyfriend could you pretend we’re dating so they don’t think I’m hung up on them I swear I’ll pay you later.’ au
  • 'I work at the daycare that you drop your daughter off at every week and she got me sick.’ au
  • 'So I know we just met but it’s raining and my tent has a hole in it, could I sleep in your camper with you?’ au
  • 'Okay okay okay I know we’re just friends and I don’t want anything to change that but I may have told my mom that we’re dating so she would stop trying to set me up with people would you be up to going to my sister’s wedding as my plus one so my mom won’t know I lied?’ au
  • 'Hit me, we’re on college campus and you’ll have to pay for my tuition’ au
  • 'Your headphones aren’t plugged in all the way so that hardcore porn fic you’ve been listening to for the past ten minutes has been broadcasting through the bus on full volume.’ au
  • The Breakfast Club au
  • Wimbledon [the movie] au
  • West Side Story au
  • 'Constantly getting confused as the girlfriend/boyfriend of the lead singer for a heavy metal band bc I’m always going to concerts and getting backstage passes but I’ve never even met the lead singer until the day he/she got drunk and we hooked up in his/her tour bus [whoops now we’re actually dating shh]’ au
  • 'It’s two am, we’re standing outside of our apartment building bc someone pulled the fire alarm, and you look cold and unprepared, do you want to share my blanket?’ au
  • Heartache On The Big Screen au
  • Breakfast At Tiffany's au omg pls
  • 'The zombie apocalypse started two years ago I can’t believe I still have to work at this fucking book store.’ au
  • Long Way Home au
  • We like each other but our dogs don’t so I’m going to have to ask you to stop taking this walking route you attractive fucker’ au
  • 'Sometimes, your soulmate and the love of your life don’t end up being the same person. And that’s something I had to learn the hard way.’ Au