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HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS THANK YOU! I’M HONESTLY SO AMAZED AT THE FACT THERE’S NOW 6,000 OF YOU GUYS FOLLOWING ME….. IT’S REALLY HUMBLING LMAO

i really hope you guys continue to like my blog!!!! thank you so much for following me!! i love you all so much :’’’’D

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holy spoiled princess, batman!!! (^O  wO)^

SHIT!!! we went to pick up the mail today (which was the Legend of Zelda Art and Artifacts special edition art book! AND IT’S HUGE!!! <3) and they were holding a whole BUNCH of mail for us!!! my husband got two games and some packages from family and LOOK AT WHAT I GOT OMGGG!!!! i got mail from the EVER-SO-DARLING @katherine1753​ , mail from the amazing and incomparable @jeusus​ WHO ALSO SENT ME CANDY!!! (which i ate already! yum!) and my FUCKING ADORABLE button came from @yankasmiles !!!! I’M SO HAPPY!!!! *smothers self with a pillow and cries forever* AHHH!!! thank you all!!! thank you so much!!! this was SUCH a wonderful surprise!!!! GWAAHHHHH!!! *UGLY CRIES FOREVER AND EVER*

TFW You’re 5′1 and your boyfriend/husband is like 6′5-
This is so gross
This is based on that post about those text messages where someone is texting their S/O this exact convo. When I read that I was like “If this isn’t Am and Jotaro holy shit-”
I love height differences in couples so fucking much so these two make me so happy <3
They’re supposed to be like… idk mid-twenties here.
It’s just annoying to her because she can’t ever give him a kiss unless he leans down enough for her to reach up on her toes to give it to him-
He constantly uses her as an arm rest because she’s so small, and it sucks when they go on walks together because one stride of his is like…
About 4 of hers LOL
He honest to God gets scared when he turns around in a crowd and can’t see her. Okay, at first he got scared, then it slowly turned into “God fucking damnit Am where are you-”

These two have a baby together in the future-
Just-
Just let that image along with this new height difference info sink in… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Than any boy you’ll ever meet 

Sweetie you had me

i can’t help but be struck by the realization that

this is the first time i’ve seen two men pair skating in the major media that wasn’t a joke. this is the first time i’ve seen two men skate together where it wasn’t a punchline. instead it was the culmination of their months of emotional bonding that landed them in love with each other

i’m so emotional about this? holy shit

One thing I can’t get over in Star Trek Beyond is how when Spock starts laughing, Bones, for a quick second, looks really happy like damn I didn’t know you could smile it’s a good look for you. 

And then he immediately proceeds to panic because shit waIT THAT’S NOT RIGHT.

  • Yurio: Dude if you like someone just fucking tell them.
  • Otabek: What if that person doesn’t feel the same way?
  • Yurio: Holy shitballs that person will. Try and practice with me.
  • Otabek: I-I’m in love with you and you changed my life. You are my muse, my inspiration and I’d like nothing more than to spend the rest of my life by your side. I would work hard for the rest of my life to make sure you wake up smiling every morning.
  • Yurio: Sappy as balls but good job. Go tell that person now. Woot.
  • Otabek: I just did.
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inspiration for witches

  • witches of the forest and the night - they change into wolves during the day and roam the green forest of trees searching for fellow caged creatures. The set free winged and wise owls under the moon, that illuminates their pearl feathers.
  • witches of the winter and stars - foggy winter evenings become hues of blue filled with starry nights for the witches. they live in old victorian schools surrounded by trees made dead by the harsh cold season. they wear bewitched moonstones around their necks that turn them into deers enchanting the frozen forest…
  • witches of the sea and precious gems - these witches live and breathe the sacred salty air of the shore. they use precious gems to channel their inner soul to undulate crashing waves into the grey sea. they dance and drown beneath the crystal watery surface like silver sea-sirens.
  • witches of burning fire and flames - golden wreathed witches filled with the radiance of bright fire and flames. they use blazing candles to illuminate the darkness in their cathedral of trees. their familiars are foxes as red as the sun and as sly as smoke from their fires. 
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There was also a really awesome match last night where yeah, my team lost (their team was frighteningly good okay) and we lost by a large enough margin that I didn’t even manage to get to the objective to have any objective time, but there was a Blackwatch Reyes on the other team. And I seriously got the impression that me and this other dude (each of us was the highest level person on our team) were just in our own little world trying to kill or one-up each other.

AND THEN. And then. He had to go and be a good sport about it so I can’t even get annoyed. Blargh.

(wherever you are, dude, I love you. GGWP.)

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Oh god finally, two freaking weeks but its finally done! Hahahahaha *sobs*

I know I could have submitted this earlier if I stuck with line art and half assed it, but when last I logged in and saw I was at 247 followers, well holy shit guys! I don’t know where you all came from but I’m super grateful and freaking happy you like my stuff! SO as a big thank you, here, did my best with this and hope you guys like it!

Other Chapters:

Growing Up Chapter 1
Growing Up Chapter 3: Page 1 & 2

And I decided that the comic title for this would be “Growing Up” since even though technically a college AU, theres gonna be a lot of flashbacks to them as they… well grow up hahaha.

Anyway thanks again!

anonymous asked:

Holy shit pls make a part 2 of the subtle. boyfriends thing i almost died I love every bit of it oh my god

enough time has passed since i posted - the first one -  that i don’t feel guilty about posting the part two alright letS DO THIS

  • isak and even are pretty chill guys, you’ve seen how both of them sort of hold off on the PDA till theyre alone in a room together, they’re pretty good at being a couple but not That Couple if you know what i mean…
  • …at least that’s what they think,
  • the reality is that they’re the least subtle fucks in the world - you don’t need to make out with someone or call each other sickeningly sweet petnames to be ridiculously obvious
  • despite how Chill they think they are, how they greet each other always gives them away,
    • isak always gets a moment, if he’s in a group of people, where he spots even and the rest of the world just melts away for a few seconds, and he can’t help his face from lighting up and everyone takes one look and goes oh even must be here.
    • they let even slide into the conversation and ignore the way that isak and even can’t seem to really pay attention to anything but sliding ’“subtle’” glances at each other till they’ve had the chance to say a proper hello. 
    • (which is normally a quiet moment alone - when the conversation fires up and even gets a chance to move closer to isak and they give each other a small little halla and a smile and maybe a quick kiss) 
    • (then, and only then, with even’s hand resting on isak’s waist and isak leaning a little bit into him, can they refocus their attention fully to the conversation again)
    • ESPECIALLY. when even gets to isak’s flat.
    • you would think because he practically lives there that even’s coming over would be an easily ignorable part of the day. you would be wrong.
    • the rest of the kollektiv can immediately tell when he’s here because the buzzer goes off and isak is immediately at the door, and they can practically hear their smiles and kisses from two rooms away, because jesus christ are these boys are in their honeymoon phase and going a few days apart feels like fucking torture, and all of this restlessness and love and energy just bubbles up inside of them sometimes, which makes it all the more harder to suppress these feelings they have for each other when they’re around other people
    • and that’s all well and good but also noora sort of needs to FOCUS and its hard to do that when there’s a couple being in love like,,,, right next to you

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Translation: Porten til paradis (The Gate to Paradise) - 15.12

Isak: Hey booys!

Jonas: Hey.

Mahdi: What’s up?

Isak: All good.

Magnus: How’s Evak doing?

Isak: Good, I guess, we take it a day at a time, minute by minute.

Magnus: Minute by minute..oh holy fuck, listen up: “Even and Isak, minute by minute”. That’s some shit to sell to NRK! People would love it, I’d watch it myself!

Isak: That thought is a bit fucked up.

Magnus: Why, ‘cause you would’ve banged on TV? You don’t think I’d handle watching two guys bang?

Isak: Nah, it’s just a bit fucked up for me if you watched us bang ‘cause it would be super turn-off.

Magnus: I’m a turn-off?

Isak: …at least not turn-on…

Magnus: Bullshit! You so would’ve banged me if you had the chance, I know that.

Isak: ..No.

Magnus: Okay, bullshit. Who of us would you have fucked first? Mahdi, Jonas or me?

Isak: Jonas!

Jonas: Right, that’s what I thought!

Magnus: Between me and Mahdi, then?

Isak: Oh, that would be you…Mahdi!

Magnus: What the fuck?! Why doesn’t anyone wanna bang me?!

Isak: You’re just desperate, that’s how it is.

Magnus: I’m not desperate, I’m so chill!

Mahdi: Oh, brother, there are the dance chicks!

Girl: Hi! You’re Isak, right?

Isak: Yeah?

Girl: We just heard that you have this thing with that guy Even in senior year, and we just wanted to say that we dig it. It’s so cute with two guys together.

Isak: Awesome.

Girl: And our dance ensemble will have a party this Friday. Just come, if you like.

Isak: Don’t think I can, ‘cause I’m going to Kosegruppa’s party, and that’s on Friday too, so..

Girl: Oh..that’s a pity. But we’ll probably see you around..Bye.

(the girls leave)

Magnus: WHAT THE FUCK!

Isak: What?

Mahdi: Christmas get-together with Kosegruppa??

Isak: Yeah? I’ll be there, so you’re all welcome, guys. Like, I’m hosting. You’re welcome, guys.

Magnus: What the fuck?!

Mahdi: The gate to paradise was wide open and you’re talking about a Christmas get-together with Kosegruppa, what the fuck?

(Isak looks at the boys, shrugs)

Isak: Guys, you need to start fixing chicks yourselves.

(Isak leaves)

Magnus: Fucking hell, the world is so unfair. Fucking hell! What’s he saying?! Are we gonna ditch him and go to that one?



(I’m laughing so fucking hard. Oh, Magnus <3 And Isak….savage.)

The reason Magnus says it’s “some shit to sell to NRK” is because NRK has this strange TV concept called “slow-TV” where you literally sit and watch a for example people knitting a sweater, or a train ride from Oslo to Bergen, or wood chopping.

Everyone who stumbles across my blog should be made aware that I will always support your most self indulgent work. Wanna draw yourself smooching your fave? Holy shit I love it and I will support you two!! Wanna make a story about your OC’s tragic backstory ending in the arms of a canon character? Omg!!! Yes!!!!!! Give me more!!!!

The stigma against self indulgent work is silly and should not be so absolute — it’s a fun hobby that hurts nobody and makes tons of people happy. So, if you ever feel nervous about self-indulgent shipping, TAG ME IN THE POST, I WILL LOVE IT AND CHERISH IT!! I just want this stigma to be gone and people be allowed have the fun they desire without being ridiculed or shunned for it~!

Having seen the first two episodes of The Crown I can say that this is quality period piece shit right here, and you should all watch it.

Featuring:

  • the King of England saying “cunt” within the first ten minutes
  • Philip telling a tribal king that he likes his hat only for Elizabeth to hiss “That’s a CROWN darling” beginning the lifelong Windsor issue of “Don’t Let Philip Talk To POC Just… Don’t”
  • King George VI being like “she is the job Philip loving her protecting her that’s the job” and Philip nodding vigorously because holy shit his father  in law is literally holding a shotgun
  • (I died)
  • ELEPHANT ATTACKS
  • Margaret being so scandalous you can’t handle it~
  • like???? lots of unexpected medical stuff???? so watch out
  • The quiet but insistent screams of American Netflix viewers going “I DON’T UNDERSTAAAAND” and “DON’T KISS HER FEET THAT’S GROSS” and “WHYYYYYYYY DO YOU HAVE THESE PEOPLE?”

my sister started singing “ugh let’s try something else NUMBER TWO” one day so i decided to make a full-length shitpost out of it

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I love this photo so much because
a) Look at that smiley Stefán. It looks like he just had a cute lil giggle about something. He is a such a pretty, handsome boy and I love him
B) Half into Robbie! You can see where Stefán ends and Robbie begins (bc I for one have a hard time seeing the man while he’s in character–such good acting and makeup/costume work)
3. Black V-neck, ahh so hot
IV. Look at all of those pink wigs! Holy shit that’s a lot of pink wigs!
Fimm) There are not one, but TWO professional looking photos of Shirtless Magnús in the God damn dressing room there, like ok Maggi can you chill