listen,,,, kent Messy Bitch™ parson does not have the energy to keep a neat Instagram theme. hell no. unlike most celebrities profiles, there’s no artsy shots of the cities he’s been to or pictures of him having fun with friends. instead, nearly every other fucking picture is of him and kit purrson. (think: ryan ross.)
it’s not planned. it just happens. kent posts pics of their adventures frequently. kent and kit watching tv. kent and kit eating cheerios. kent and kit shopping at the dollar store. kent and kit later getting kicked out of the dollar store. you know, his daily life.
his followers find it amusing, although they are a bit concerned.
his comments section is usually filled with questions like: "should you really let a cat have cereal?“ and "do you ever hang out with actual friends, and not just your cat?” kent ends up posting a series of videos, drunk at 3 am, explaining that 1- it’s okay to give kit purrson cheerios as long as he doesn’t do it too often and serves it without milk, and 2- kit purrson is an actual friendand anyone who says differently could “kissmymotherfucking ass,@hockeyfan81.”