i love these owls man

anonymous asked:

If you have seen the new Friday the 13th all of the Jason kills could you do something with the vagabond since he's the most serial killerey. *finger guns*

Hey now, Ryan will have you know that mercenaries and serial killers are two distinctive entities thank you very much. That said, i just watched the video and good grief yes. Ryan’s got the right frame for it too, the strength to swing those axes, spikes and machete’s with deadly force, so when he goes through a bladed weapon fad Los Santos is left in shambles.

They’re all killers but Ryan certainly has more capacity for playing with his food than any of the others, a streak of wretched creativity the world could live without. It’s clearest to see in his utter apathy concerning bodies, the sick amusement that shines through in moment’s like the one time Ryan snapped someone’s neck all the way around, laughing as he called to anyone who could hear Look guys, I owl’d her!

Another stand out moment comes along when Ryan decides to use the shattered metal pole he found lying around a warehouse to speed up an interrogation he’d grown bored of. Driving the pole into the ground like a pike, pressing his captive’s face right against the sharpened tip, threatening to impale his head like a shish kebab if he didn’t talk. Unsurprisingly it proved to be one of Ryan’s more effective tactics.

While he gets away with the liberal use of axes and machetes, horrifically messy but thankfully a short lived amusement, the month of Jesus Christ what is Ryan playing with now comes to a screeching halt when he somehow gets his hands on an utter beast of a trident. Huge and heavy with razor sharp tines it wouldn’t be out of place in hell and Ryan, twirling it all around the penthouse with reckless abandon and an utterly giddy laugh, clearly couldn’t be happier. Then he takes it on a job, runs someone through and lifts the body like a trophy, and the rest of the Fake’s just pack it in, 100% fucking done and entirely unwilling to witness whatever grisly mess he’s determined to make. They leave, Ryan indignantly stays, and in all the years of FAHC shenanigans the LSPD have never faced a more horrific clean up. The trident never makes another public appearance, lost or confiscated or relegated to Ryan’s torture kit, but the stories from that day live on infamy.


Okay so theory time. I’ve seen the spoilers saying that Babs is going to persuade Ed to go after the Court of Owls, to stop them and tear them down. What if during this time, Oswald is working along side them, regathering his powerbase once more. He lost everything in the fall, his home, status and power. It is only natural he would seek out those that could be of benefit, those being Fish and Strange, as well as the Court.

Is this how Ed and Oswald will cross paths again? I for one am very intrigued to see what the Court has install for Oswald and how Ed will fit into all of this.

ok but my best owl story to date is one time my friends and I were driving home late at night after a school dance and we see this animal in the middle of the road and it looks like a tabby cat, and then as we get closer its fUCKING HEAD ROTATES ALL THE WAY AROUND, IT STARES AT US WITH GIANT GLOWING EYES, AND TAKES FLIGHT INTO THE DARKNESS AS WE SCREAM

i love team owl/team cats _(´ч` 」∠)_ in casual clothes cuz i love casual clothes!!! 

tumblr really kills horizontal images wehh

i love this owl man and no one can change my mind


I just love Owl City way too much. I don’t know exactly what it causes on me, but I just can’t stop listening to it. Like, I am quite sure that, in 4/5 years, I hear at least one Owl City song per day. And it just doesn’t get saturated for me. Like at all.

Owl City calms me down like nothing or no one could ever do. Adam’s voice is so sweet and all the magic that he produces with every chord or every synth thing…… All those combined are so……….I don’t even think I have an adjective for that. It’s just magical.

I think my feelings for Owl City are the most pure thing I’ll ever feel. It makes it look like as long as I keep listening to it, I’ll always have light within me. Even with all the darkness around me.

And I wish I could make people feel like that too.