i love these cars

anonymous asked:

miles's Alfa Romeo cost around 56k but god, u calling it the midlifecrisis mobile gave me the image of miles politely listening to financing options, then producing enough cash for a McLaren 570GT from a bag marked "dead asshole father inheritance" n walking away w the keys

FUCK

god whoever you are anon? you’re my new favorite person im laughing so hard– 

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“Bet you ten galleons I can curse the snitch so that it hovers above Sirius all day long?“ 
“Make it sing ‘The Puppy Song’ and I can make it twenty.“ 
“I like your thinking, Evans. Deal.”