i love their t shirt videos

Revised sectuh v meme list

Nigel- “studied the blade”, “chad, listen, they’re sexless”, any antifa memes, those political alignment charts, cooking show memes

Hoagie- he’s difficult cuz he would love so many memes so like don’t take this as a comprehensive list but I think he’d be particularly fond of memes that involve video editing (“classical gas” “bee movie but every time [x] every Shrek movie plays”), and memes that involve uncanny valley faces or bizarre poorly rendered gifs (wikihow illustrations for example)

Kuki- “wholesome memes”, any memes involving cute animals (“they’re good dogs, brent”), Meryl Streep finishing lyrics

Wally- bro memes, spongebob memes, funk dancing for self defense edits, bad bootleg shirts and toys, that meme about hot knives

Abby- that gif of the man blinking, “tag yourself im-”, those weird nonsensical tweets made by celebrities, feudal lord and handmaiden and any memes adjacent to that one

Um I did an embarrassing amount of googling for this post. I kind of finished typing it and then deeply regretted ever making it

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.
Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.