i love the miss pig one


Mortimer is killing me with the cute. Also, he is a messy eater and I have to figure out a solution other than daily baths for him.

For those who missed it, Mortimer is a lethal white guinea pig. This means he is blind (though we think he can at least see changes in light), deaf, has a head tilt from neurological issues, and only has one tooth. He nearly starved to death before he came to live here, but he’s turning into quite the active little guinea pig who loves to eat and cuddle! Yay Mortimer! #guineapig #honoraryhamster #weeklyfluff #yestheyaretalkingaboutogresinthebackground

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the high/low point: misogyny time!
  • CLINTON: You know, he tried to switch from looks to stamina. But this is a man who has called women pigs, slobs and dogs, and someone who has said pregnancy is an inconvenience to employers, who has said...
  • TRUMP: I never said that.
  • CLINTON: .... women don't deserve equal pay unless they do as good a job as men.
  • TRUMP: I didn't say that.
  • CLINTON: And one of the worst things he said was about a woman in a beauty contest. He loves beauty contests, supporting them and hanging around them. And he called this woman "Miss Piggy." Then he called her "Miss Housekeeping," because she was Latina. Donald, she has a name.
  • TRUMP: Where did you find this? Where did you find this?
  • CLINTON: Her name is Alicia Machado.
  • TRUMP: Where did you find this?
  • CLINTON: And she has become a U.S. citizen, and you can bet...
  • TRUMP: Oh, really?
  • CLINTON: ... she's going to vote this November.
Smoke & Mirrors- J-Hope(Smut)

Originally posted by hoesoks

//J-Hope, an empty studio, and lots of mirrors//

//Who knew being sweaty could feel so sweet?//

A/N: I’m back bitches, did you miss me? Much love and enjoy the smut!

You never ever ever thought Jung Hoseok would’ve been the one to walk through the studio door as you bent over, shaking your ass to the music and humming as you touched your toes agily.

“Just stretching,” You called to your instructor, turning to flash a smile to find not your thin, girl instructor, but a buff male dancer leaning against the doorframe, watching you with a measured gaze. “Oh.” You stand and turn. “Hello there Hobi, come to enjoy the show?”

He hums lowly, the tension building in the space between you two as it had been for months. Heated stares in the halls, smart comments in the elevator, wet dreams that always ended you in a moaning mess on your bed, wishing Hoseok’s fingers could replace your own.

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it’s finally done. One drawing of Mabel for every episode of Gravity Falls (excluding the shorts.) Really puts into perspective how few episodes there are, huh? 

(Check the captions for episode names! :0 )

Miss Piggy and Kermit Announce Breakup: Miss Piggy Refuses to Comment On Her History As A Spousal Abuser

After 40 years of beating and sexually assaulting Kermit on national television, Miss Piggy has terminated the relationship. The admitted “feminist pig” refused to offer any apology or take any responsibility for her criminal behavior. Miss Piggy’s Facebook page states:

“After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Miss Piggy made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship. … This is our only comment on this private matter. Thank you for your understanding.”

No apologies for the numerous beatings Kermit endured from her feet. No admission of responsibility for her history of forced sexual contact. No comment whatsoever for the years of torture and mental anguish she inflicted.

Why? Miss Piggy states it plainly: “I am a feminist pig.” That says it all right there.

No tears for Kermit though. He already has a new girlfriend Denise who truly believes in an equal and loving relationship - and not one all about “Moi!” Let’s just hope Kermit grows a pair and files charges for the crimes committed upon him. The video evidence does not lie.

Thank you to all my amazing followers for allowing me to hit 500!! I love and appreciate every single one of you guys.
These blogs are my absolute faves:

godiscrazy// missfameschicken// moistxlizard// fvck-yeah-pearl// notdoingdrag// rpdr8// artflop-my-ass// teamkatya// maxmalanaphyscollective// rajaluzon// rajamrull// partycitychic// adore-willamcourtney-alaska-fame// katyaspearl// violetchachkiswaist// thereallifeprincess// miss–fame// lakitkat// dragracemetohell// violetchachkismanbun// matteltrixie// daisylae// bring-back-my-ru-girls// popcultureobsessed// motherfuckin-dick-pig// virginity-for-sale// adore-delaska// rupaulskatyarace// awhoredelano// praisebetotrixie// untucking// spookybutreallynice// mateavisage// biancaseyelashes// alientrash666// violet-chachki// pearletchachki// alaskathunder-fvck// alaskanpearl// macaronipainting// delriodelano// foreverandeveranne// jinkx-it// imonlyhereforexposure// missliaison// pearl666liaison// pearlfection// zamolodchikova

Sorry if I missed anyone, I love all of you I swear!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

My second Nathan sketch, inspired by the gorgeous photo below by Sam McAdam-Cooper.

Everyone who left such lovely comments on the first one (or who liked it on Facebook or Instagram)- it means the world to me  pirategirlofcollingwood, cowalyn, sarah-francesca, rithebard, politicalwhovianblog2bbornot2bb, brightshinyhonest, izzyandlouie, phrynesboudoir, di-jack-meme and anybody else I’ve missed.

An extra thank you to Sherri for being my guinea pig with the first drawing and the start of this one, thank you for your lovely comments and encouragement!