i love the middle too much

jemchew  asked:

OMG YEA YEA YES. DO THIS!! Can I please ask for 'SLBP Lord of Your Choice' + "I'm sorry I called you at 3am. I needed you." Love you very much too, friend. 💕💕 Good luck with the writer's block!

i love youuu! modern day au i guess because phones?? what that?? and i chose nobu because i love nobu and also i can definitely see a modern day reincarnation romance between the two.

There are nights where Nobunaga wakes up in a cold sweat, sleep evading him in favor for nightmares that jolt him awake in the middle of the night. It hadn’t been something new; it had been occurring for about as long as he could remember. A betrayal, a fire, his end, and then her. He remembered her face in clarity from these dreams, and he has never been able to forget it. It had made matters stranger when the woman in his dream shares the same face as the woman he’s in love with, present day. In fact, it’s what had caught his attention to her in the first place.

She had been working as a waitress in a small restaurant owned by her family when he had arrived for dinner with a business partner. At the time, he had come to the conclusion that dreams were only dreams, and nothing more. He couldn’t afford to believe in dreams his mind conjured while his conscience was away. The only things that mattered were things that were tangible and factual, especially if it meant his success in the world. He couldn’t–and wouldn’t–imagine that a woman could distract him from his destiny to greatness. 

And then the foolish girl had the nerve to turn around and ask how many seats he would be needing. It had been in that same moment that he had recognized her from his dreams, but he would be a madman to ever admit that to her. Everything had been exactly the same, from the way her smile would always show her teeth brilliantly, to the birthmark on her neck that he somehow knew so well. The sentiment was troublesome to say the least, and it added to his worries when he found himself wanting to go there every damned day just to look at some waitress. He remembered marching down there one day and demanding to take her out on a date, and so she agreed. And of course, he had made a scene (and a fool of himself) doing it.

His life had been vigorously turned upside down once he met her. New dreams occurred with her in them, speaking nonsense of how she was to never leave him and how he would take the nation and her. She had managed to somehow invade every aspect of his life to where he couldn’t escape her–not that he wanted to, really. He found himself suddenly reaching for his phone to call her, another impulse habit he had managed to pick up on due to her influence. And when he hears her voice on the line, he’s desperately attempting to say something meaningful with no avail; his lips refuse any movement to speak the words. It was times like this that his words seemed to be wrapped up in themselves, seemingly not enough for her. I’m sorry I called you at 3am. I needed you, he desperately wants to tell her. But instead, he settles for something his tongue will allow.

“And what is my foolish girl doing awake at this hour?”

You’re an angel dressed in armor
You’re the fair in every fight
You’re my life and my safe harbor
Where the sun sets every night (x)

can we please let them slow dance in their pyjamas or something?
lil’ thingy for @sarawh, love u buddy

funny story

i was really awkward when i was little, so i got picked on a lot. by my older brothers, by bullies at school, by the kids next door. i didn’t mind too much, cause i was little, but after a while my parents got tired of it, so they put me in martial arts classes so i could start leaning self defense. after I was in there for a year or so, i started to get some confidence, and start sticking up for myself, and it worked. everyone stopped picking on me (except my brothers, but you can’t win ‘em all), anyway, i loved it. i kept taking different self defense classes all the way through middle school and high school and honestly, I was getting pretty good. 

then, my freshmen year of college i started dating this guy who was twice my size (i’m pretty small though) and when i told him i had taken those classes, he started pressuring me to show him what I knew. i refused, and he let it go pretty easily. but about a week later, he rushed at me out of nowhere, and in a moment of sheer panic i did a kind of leg sweep thingy, and slammed his face into my knee.
he fell on the floor, gushing blood, and laughing like crazy. once the shock of what had happened wore off, i started laughing too. had I really just broken my boyfriends face?!? i helped him off the floor, and helped him clean up, as he explained what i already knew, he hadn’t believed me, but i changed that. we’re married now, and he likes to tell the story of how he fell in love when I gave his first broken nose


chris made vik promise to take him for a ride asap (i will NEVER be over that pink car, it’s too much))

I only wish we could have seen Natasha’s face too, when she basically publicly declared her love for Elise. How she looked at her, and her expression as her voice cracked on those words.
I know they both laughed and turned it into a joke. But you don’t just say something like that on an international stage, in the middle of a serious and heartfelt acceptance speech, during a highligh of your career and in your most emotional state, JUST TO TROLL the fans or tease each other. There was no need to add a joke there. It felt much more honest and intimate than just a tease, it felt to me like she couldn’t help adding that, couldn’t help expressing what deep feelings she has for Elise, whatever they are. I wasn’t expecting anything like that and it moved me.
No matter how they define their relationship, only they can know what’s really between them, but the love is so apparent it hurts.

  • Jared Leto: playing a pg-13 rated joker has made me go crazy i must now harass and bully my co-workers and generally act like a 2edgy4me middle-schooler from 2008 because that's just what you gotta do to bE ThE JoKeR his mind is just too tWIsTed lol what do u mean i'm exploiting heath ledger's death
  • Mark Hamill, one of the most influential Joker performances ever, who is playing the first R-rated film Joker in the Killing Joke, one of the most iconic Joker stories of all time, after over 20 years in the role and defining the character in many people's eyes: I do love playing the Joker, it's so fun! Oh, I love my fans so much, you're all family! Here's a retweet.

au where Holt and Kevin are 20-something newly weds, and Jake, Gina, Charles, Amy, and Rosa are the middle school aged kids who live in the same neighborhood, and Terry’s their beleaguered babysitter in high school, and whenever the kids wear him out too much he brings them over to the Holt-Cozner house, and eventually they’re over there all the time eating dinner and doing their homework and playing with Cheddar, and Holt and Kevin are like what the fuck we agreed we wouldn’t adopt kids, how did we end up with six goddammit

when in doubt draw kozume kenma

  • Merry: *trying to find Pippin in a crowd*
  • Merry: *cupping hands into a megaphone* You can kick your fancy ales. You can drink em by the flagon. But the only brew for the brave and true . . .
  • Pippin: *from the other side of the room* Comes from the Green Dragon!
  • Merry: there he is
I remember the way you used to text me at 3am asking if I thought vampires were real. I remember how you always hated the way your hair fell on Thursday mornings and would never let me tell you that it looked amazing. I remember what your nicknames were for me, and how anytime anybody else called me them, you got angry. I remember the way you used to chuckle at my idiotic jokes and the way your eyes disappeared when you smiled. I remember how your voice sounds and how you used to sing random pop songs mockingly under your breath. I remember every detail of your favorite sweatshirt, I remember every second we spent laughing at nothing in the middle of the night, and I remember how much you used to hate it when I spammed your phone with 103 texts while you slept, but I did it anyway. I remember the way it felt to love you, and I remember the feeling I got in my stomach when I realized you loved me, too, but in the end, I would still want to forget your name and every stupid inside joke we had and everything in between, because the memories of you only ever make me realize that I lost you and I still don’t know where things went wrong.
—  E. Grin

There is so much sadness, so many hurt souls just looking for the warmth of love. There is darkness that seems to touch everything in its path. I am drowning in the sorrow of it all, can we not find a middle ground? Just give me a place where I can rest from it all, the hate has scarred my heart too deeply.

There is beauty still, above the clouds the sun still shines. There are still stars the glow in the sky, and flowers bloom along with the songs of the birds. In the bitterness and pain of life, there is love and joy. Oh, how I hope that I have the courage to reach for the good in this life, for this present sadness will last for only a moment.

Hold on, love is on the move, in those who hope.

—  T.B. LaBerge // Go Now

Fujimaki-sensei Q&A thing from Jump Festa: full version!

Q. I’m really looking forward to the movie next March. During middle school, what movie did Kuroko and Momoi go see on a date? I’d love it if you could tell me what happened after that, too. 
A. It was the kind of movie where the dog waits forever for his dead owner. After they watched it, Momoi cried so much it wasn’t really a date anymore. 

Q. What nicknames did Kagetora-san give to everyone on Vorpal Swords? If he had them for Momoi and the players on the bench, please say what they were, too.
A. Kise –> Flashy Guy
Midorima –> 7:3 Part
Aomine –> Tanning Salon
Murasakibara –> Long Hair
Akashi –> Rich Boy [”Obotchan”]
Momoi –> Satsuki-chan
Wakamatsu –> Yankii
Takao –> Middle Part

[T/N: the “part” in Midorima and Takao’s names is in the sense of a hair part. A 7:3 part is considered a nerdy hairstyle.]

Q. I have a question for Midorima-kun. Up until now, what was your biggest and smallest lucky item? If possible, I’d also like to know the most expensive.
A. Biggest & most expensive –> copy machine (forcefully borrowed from school)
Smallest –> single grain of rice (when left on the bench, it blew away)

Q. There’s a rumor that Kise can’t draw, but how bad is he? I’d love it if I could actually see it. I’d also like to know how well Aomine can draw, since he’s in the top two dummies of the Generation of Miracles. 
A. [See above for drawings. Left is Kise’s drawing, a dog, and on the right is Aomine’s drawing, a cat.]

Q. The Kouhaku Singing Competition is a big part of New Years, so of the Kuroko no Basuke characters, who’s the best singer? Please also tell us who’s as terrible as Gian
A. The best –> There’s only Himuro. The worst –> Nebuya. 
These characters didn’t sing as expected at karaoke–>
surprisingly good –> Furihata, Hayakawa
surprisingly bad —> Miyaji, Nijimura

Q. How many layers are in the osechi in the Akashi family, and is there some kind of really expensive food inside? Also, does Murasakibara’s zouni have chocolate or something else sweet in it?
A. 4-5 layers, and pretty much any expensive ingredients you can imagine are in it. The zouni is normal. What’s crazy is the amount of shiruko. 

Fun Ghoul talks in his sleep. A lot. Most of the time it’s senseless muttering, sometimes even cute little noises.

But sometimes he’ll have nightmares, and then it gets scary. Party once came running because he heard him screaming things like “stop”, “don’t kill them”, “I’m sorry” and “no” over and over again, and thought Crows had come for them all.

It isn’t as bad when the girl sleeps with him. He loves her very much, and it’s easier when he feels a comforting presence–though she did once tell him he kept asking for his gun in the middle of the night.

The guys have agreed not to mention it to him, though they have a silent rule that someone has to go wake him up if it gets too bad.


hEY TAYLOR!!!! lasT time we’ve ~interacted~ anD by that i mean that yo u liked a post of mine from last march of me leaving pictures of you holding awards on a phone in target™ ((((pS THANK YOU FOR THAT BTW)))) anYWAYS,,!,!, i just thought i should give you an updAte on my life. soOoO i chANGED MY USERBAME!!! i used to be @thinkingthatyoucouldbetrusted but then i decided that tHat was waY too long so i shortened it up:)))) aLSOOO YOu first followed me when i was in the middle of 7th grade, nO W IM A FRESHIE IN HIGHSCHOOOL WHOAHHHh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anD i’ve made a lot of neW friend s (online and in real life:)))) aLSO i made a nEw instagram and its @couldbtrusted (iTS LIT w/ vIDEOS of me #awkwardly dancing)


Matilda of Tuscany was a powerful feudal ruler in northern Italy and the chief Italian supporter of Pope Gregory VII during the Investiture Controversy. Sometimes called la Gran Contessa (“the Great Countess”) or Matilda of Canossa after her ancestral castle of Canossa, she was certainly one of the most important and interesting figures of the Italian Middle Ages: she lived in a period of constant battles, intrigues and excommunications, and was able to demonstrate an extraordinary force, even enduring great pain and humiliation, showing an innate leadership ability. // alison pill as matilda of canossa

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