i love rockstars and their change of clothes every 10 years or so

Not-sanders sides, person-lukas-ties

There’s this thing people are doing where you make your own sides like Thomas’s so I thought I’d join in to. The rules to this thing are available here > https://pansexualroman.tumblr.com/post/160314093804/the-not-sanders-sides-tag @pansexualroman so I encourage you guys to do this too if you haven’t already. Anyways here it goes ○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○

Anthony - Anxiety (He/Him)
Controls: Fears, worries,  procrastination

•Knows every negative outcome to everything
•Constant Questions
•Panic/Anxiety attacks
•Let’s no one in
•Cries a lot
•Always overwhelmed (lots of sensory overload)
•What are fingernails?…you mean the food attacked to my hand???
•second eldest
•evolved from fear
▪Hair’s colour changes with mood, usually black
▪Hair is long, Rockstar long
▪Sunglasses…Always (Hides the crying bloodshot eyes.)
▪Leather Jackets, Neon pants, Converse, Band Merch
-Slight with Zeke.
Oli -Musicality (They/Them)
Controls: singing, writing,  playing of music

•Can respond to anything in song lyrics
•Band puns
•Playing either drumsticks or humming a lot
•headphones are a lifestyle not an accessory
•Rock and alternative music is their oxygen
•Can’t live a day Without listening to Wild Wild World by Set It off
•Tumblr lover
▪Neon pink fringe, white for the rest of the hair
▪eyeliner on point
▪skirts on top of skinny jeans,  lots of galaxies
▪flaunts their acne to prove it’s not a flaw
-Sensual benefit with Anthony (cuddling and comfort)
Derek -Flirt/Confidence (he/him)
Controls: confidence, Flirtatious favours, public speaking.

•Flirts a lot
•Defensive about height
•Weakest of them all
▪Harsh Jawline
▪Striking blue eyes
▪just look up Austin Carlile and pretend he has blue eyes
▪5", causes some self esteem issues
▪Leather Jackets, ripped tank tops,  ripped jeans
Trying to rid of his crush on Danni
Daniell “Danni” -Dialectic (He/him)
Controls: reasoning, logical thought, argumentation

•There has to be a reason for everything
•Loves ASMR
•loves riddles and puzzles
•keeps host on track
•little voice that reminds you what you were doing
▪Fake glasses
▪Needs reading glasses though
▪Green eyes
▪wears dresses in secret
▪Dress shirts, Dress pants, Bow ties
▪Blushes a lot
-Crush on Derek that goes nowhere
Cynsige -Creativity (He/Him)
Controls: writing, art, all creative motives

•Writes a lot
•Voice recorder for plots
•Draws anything they want
•Will stop and sit with a sketchbook anywhere, anytime
•Uses music for influence and creative spark
•Daydreams a lot
•Randomly speaks, sometimes cute off their own sentences wuth their new sentences and sometimes interrupts the others
•Bouncy Personality
•Hates school
▪Paint in hair and on face all the time
▪Galaxy hair, in an unglued mohawk
▪Steady hands
▪loves white clothes, calls them Canvas Clothes
▪Favourite sweater they stole from Zeke
-in love with Oli, it’s a secret
Zeke -zealot, fanatic, adherent (he/him)
Controls: obsessions, main fandom,  fictional based opinions, and the keep of abandonment issues

•Stands up for their obsessions, not themselves
•Fander to the max
•A tad annoying
•Grammar police
•Only attends school to relate things to fandoms
•Never says goodbye
•loves some Swedish words, cause they’re fun to say
▪Shy kid, hair in face with slight curls, light brown
▪Pale from lack of outdoors
▪Sweaters bug enough for all their fandoms
▪Lanyards and buttons
▪Eyeshadow to hide 0-sleep eyebags
None yet, small interest in Anthony but refuses to go at it.

Other important things:
Each have a security item. Anthony has a small grey teddy bear, Oli has a friendship bracelet from a lost bestfriend it ripped as they grew up (true story), Derek has a blanket from when they were young, Daniell has a Necklace with a square root symbol as the charm, Cynsige has a caligraphy pen they got 10 years ago, Zeke has a necklace with a jade pendant.

They are all in control of emotions just matters who has the most control.

They all love silly putty, it’s just their favourite toy.

Now I need to tag:

@softlogic reminds me of Anthony cause they are always so worried
@the-prince-and-the-emo reminds me of Oli because both have a love for set it off
@analogically-prinxiety reminds me of Derek because they have confidence in themselves even though sometimes they tear themselves down
@notjustaterran reminds me of Daniell because they’re both really smart

@the-sanders-sides reminds me of Cynsige because they are both really creative whether they know it or not

@princeyandanxiety reminds me of Zeke because they both have a love for certain Swedish words

Send I’m asks for scenarios are just general questions for them (add ‘for sides’) if you like. I have no life so I’m bored
David Bowie, rated by the level of dateability

Baby Bowie: Not really hot. Fucks around but is underage. -1/10

Mod Bowie: Has a fashion sense. Looks sharp as fuck. A London Boy. Hair on fleek. Does tinkture though and I’m not into drugs… 4/10

Space Oddity Bowie: A bit of a macho who wants his food on the table when he comes home (says Hermione), the perm… omg noodle no that was a bad decision. Skinny lad. Weird fashion choices. Is pimply and pasty. Not very appealing. 2/10

The Man Who Sold The World: A freak, but a good freak in a dress. Still, the perm isn’t my thing, but I dig the Holy Holy costumes… mmmhhhhhhh 4/10?

Hunky Dory Bowie: A HOT GUY! Really good hair. I am really envious. Let me bathe with him and wash my hair and ahhhhHHHHH!!! Fabulous as FUCK! Also have you seen his Glastonbury Look, the cape, the wide trousers, the cowboy hat? 7/10

Ziggy Stardust Bowie: Okay, I have a thing for redheads. There also is glitter, tight stage suits, has a glittery guitar. That is just super rad. Sexually ambitious, fucks a lot, #monogamy whats dis. Would be a 10/10 but the whole fucking around is kinda a downgrade personally, so 9/10.

Aladdin Sane Bowie: The same as Ziggy Stardust, but more unhappy. Poor baby, I wanna cuddle him, he probably wants to make out with me. 8/10.

Pin Ups Bowie: ???

Diamond Dogs: Like the Gouster, but still healthier, is a lone wolf, bold. Could seem confident, but just fired his band without thinking about his own future, is also a bit of an ass, starts getting into drugs… not really my thing. 5/10

Young Americans/ the Gouster: Gouster Look looks HELLA cute with his loaned clothes, and his transitional haircut, is a poor baby, probably very horny (but unable to get it up or have good sex)… dateable a 0/10

Thin White Duke: The same about the fucking as Gouster, looks like he aged around 10 years and his Gouster’s older stylish Wall Street Brother. Looks cold and unsympathetic. Is he even into dating? He dumped Ava. What about his sex drive? A mystery. Not very appealing but the suits get him a 1/10

Berlin Bowie: Now we’re talking! A dude with a really lowkey haircut, who is an alcoholic but consumes way less coke, he’s quiet, he paints a lot, goes to the museums, sits in the window at his apartment and strums his guitar. Come on once he threw out Iggy I would do the same as Coco (allegedly) and fall for him. Into his bed. Hell, it even got Angie back to sleeping with him again! 8/10

Scary Monsters Bowie: Seems similarly lowkey as Berlin Bowie, has cleaned up his act more. Don’t know much about him, but does a Broadway play and Baal, a very intersting and dateable bloke imo, 8/10

Let’s Dance Bowie: Man I don’t know, the superstardom isn’t really my thing, but for a hot affair I’d definitely be there. Like, roll around with him naked on a beach, sleep with him, travel around the world for six weeks while having a ton of good long mornings, … yes. 5/10 because no long term thing.

Tonight Bowie: Does he even think of dating? No, probably not. He’s very sad, and frustrated, has tons of beautiful women throwing themselves at him, but probably works through his issues in therapy, not yet dateable. Looks sometimes questionable but solid. Mmh 4/10

Never Let Me Down Bowie: Lowest point. So depressed. Alone. Frustrated. Has a gf who is a ballet dancer. Apart from the part where he is 20 years older – better life choices than in the past 5 years. Mullet. Starts getting more dateable. 5/10 because he’s not hot-hot, only personality-starts-to-appeal-hot.

Tin Machine Bowie: runs around in suits. Is probably a sex god when he hits mid-life crisis. Funny bloke – sits around with his underrated yet very relevant buddy Reeves and improvs TV-dialogue while having the volume off. Seems like a really solid guy. Loves music again, isn’t out for commercial success anymore, seems like the guy you could start a life with. Beard though, is sometimes attractive and sometimes not… 7/10

Black Tie White Noise Bowie: Suits. So many suits. And one happy bunny. Man, this man is happy as fuck. Also his wife is gorgeous. Let’s give him a solid 21/10 in dateability. To be precise, 9/10 points this gets is for his body in his engagement pic, the engagement pic itself, and a solid 10 extra bonus points are for his naked wife in their engagement pics. Another 2 points for the way he looks at her in that one photo at their wedding. You know the one. Every one. Can’t overscore, so… 10/10

Buddha of Suburbia Bowie: If I would date one guy besides BTWN from the guys mentioned until now, it would be Buddha of Suburbia Bowie. Why? He has a chill home life. Two weeks per year he records, otherwise he takes you to Bali or someplace, reads a lot, is super chill, clean, happy, makes a lot of sweet love to you. 10/10.

1. Outside Bowie:  THE SEX GOD. 11/10. Idc that you can’t overscore. Facial hair is always a risky move, but it paid off this time. The eyeliner is just everything, plus all the leather, the good humor, the sass, the dirty jokes, man this man got laid. A lot. Perfect husband. 11/10.

Earthling Bowie: Still perfect husband, but doesn’t look as hot as before. Still acts really, really hot. I will give it a 10/10 for every faked orgasm and hip roll and… (faints)

‘hours…’ Bowie: Can go from cuddly to sexy ageless guy in 0.2 seconds, beware. Sometimes has facial hair, which enhances the sexiness. Still the dork side gets prevalent now and his body isn’t that hot anymore, also he doesn’t get naked anymore on stage!!! I object!!! Fathers a child though congratz that gives him extra points, totalling at 8/10

Heathen Bowie: Has the best ass. Let’s be real here. That ass is made for thrusting. Lies about changing dirty diapers though, but reads a lot to your kid, is the best dad™, while being 100% fashionable and adores you to bits, gentle ageing and appreciative man with a side job as internationally acclaimed rockstar. Also bought you a fucking big apartment. 11/10 would bang, then ask for his hair stylist’s address.

Reality Bowie: Runs around like a dad in his free time, which he is. Has a second career-high, goes on his biggest tour ever, only to quit touring and smoking for you and the kid. Responsible and a bundle of love, 10/10. Funny clothes haha.

Gap Years Bowie: THE BEST. THE ABSOLUTE BEST. 9/10 would date/ marry/ go out with. His looks are fading but SO WHAT. The guy is just fucking amazing and chill and will adore you to bits, has his affairs sorted out… ideal.

The Next Day Bowie: He’s also still friggin cool, in case you forgot it. Maybe that’s why he made that album, maybe he was just a bit bored at home. Cool dad, also rockstar upsetting the Catholic Church. 9/10 would date.

Blackstar Bowie:Dr. Cameron from House M.D. would totes date and marry him, but jokes aside, hard to put a number on this one as little is known about his behaviour. Going from rumors he’ll still keep being positive and on valuing you, so I’ll give the whole experience a 5/10, because it still sucks hard.