i love pumpkins!

okay this is going to sound really gay, but fall is literally the best time to fall in love? you can go on cute coffee dates, make pumpkin carvings together, wear each other’s sweaters and kiss in a pile of leaves or smth, while all the trees are super pretty and you’re just happy and in love with her and life. it’s the best.

Jesus Christ. I just learned that carving pumpkins for Halloween started when some pagan guys were taking turns fucking a hole in a pumpkin and one of them was so homophobic that he made his own hole, and then his buddy made another one, and when it was all over they realized all the holes looked like a scary face.

We’re literally celebrating a bunch of guys fucking a pumpkin.

I love Halloween.