modern!narnia girl gang (part 1)
jill pole & polly plummer
a modern au where polly is the mum of the gang and makes sure everyone eats and goes to school. she’s basically the friend who will come to her friend’s house at 3 am to make them feel better.
a modern au where jill is the friend that listens to weird music and is always on the top of her class. she gets involved in every projects she can with such an amazing energy. she can also kick ass if you hurt her friends.
babe whomst of all the narnia squad likes pineapple on pizza and who recognizes it for the devilry it is?? (trying to start some Discourse lmao)
first, i would like to add a disclaimer that i don’t care about pineapple on pizza and i will not judge anyone who does so and this is a safe space for you guys. nina, i will not accept this intolerance on my blog.
peter: doesn’t really care, he just likes to eat food and won’t complain about what he gets
susan: actually loves pineapple on pizza because it lets her cheat on her food sometimes since there would be fruit on pizza
edmund: hates it, does not like pineapple on pizza at all, is a traditionalist and always goes for pepperoni
lucy: pineapple-on-pizza enthusiast, loves it to death and will purposely eat it around those that don’t just to annoy them
digory: literally likes only pineapples on pizza, has even ordered pizza with pineapples as substitute for cheese
polly: side-eyes the heck out of digory whenever he pulls out any pineapple pizza
eustace: he’s a vegetarian so he appreciates pineapple pizza although his go-to is the ole’ vegetarian pizza
jill: doesn’t care, she doesn’t like any toppings at all on her pizza so pineapple isn’t exclusive
aravis: will fight anyone who puts pineapple on anything, she just does not like pineapples at all
cor: is that weird person that’s not just obsessed with pineapples on everything, but he’s actually had multi-fruit pizzas, aravis seriously considered breaking up with him
corin: doesn’t really care, he just shovels down whatever food is in front of him
lasaraleen: doesn’t like pizza in general so she doesn’t understand the pineapples vs no pineapples discourse
“I was going to say I wished we’d never come. But I don’t, I don’t, I don’t. Even if we are killed. I’d rather be killed fighting for Narnia than grow old and stupid at home and perhaps go about in a bath-chair and then die in the end just the same.”
“Stay off the tracks. Forget it. It’s a bum’s world for a bum. You’ll never be emperor of the north pole, kid. You had the juice, kid, but not the heart and they go together. You’re all gas and no feel, and nobody can teach you that , not even A#1.” -One of my favorite scenes from one of my favorite movies, The Emperor of the North Pole. I love the meaning behind this dialogue, and the meaning behind the movie. I am sick as hell of shitty selfish people who think it is cool to be stupid and crazy and who only talk about themselves and never listen. They have no class, integrity, or depth. They are all gas and no heart. They never go the distance.
Hi my name is Curent™ and I have frightening evil air currents (that’s how I got my name) with cold air and oncoming fever that reaches around windows and a howling sound like a wolf and a lot of people tell me I look like the Vântoase (AN: if u don’t know who they are get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Cold Tile Floors™ but I wish I was because they’re major fucking hotties. I’m a curse but my energy is invisible and sneaky. I have temple-piercing winds. I’m also the gossip of the town, and I go to windows and doors in Romania where I’m in my 2185th year (I’m 4.5 billion). I’m a huge legend (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly flu-causing particles. I love the North Pole and I buy all my ice crystals from there. For example today I was wearing a frosted snowflake with matching cold viruses around it and an icy breeze, powerful speeds and airborne bacteria. I was wearing fear, anxiety, tears and illness. I was walking outside Romania. It was windy and cloudy so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of bunis stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.