Heya,Can I get a ship for DC? I'm a 5'4" smol gay boi,with ridiculous brown hair(cowlick be crazy)I once memorized Shrek is Love but if you ask me what I ate this morning.I won't know.I have dyscalculia and can't read clocks.I spent a year learning how to and now? Wall clocks, who's she? I have an issue with light, my eyes don't react right so the sun hurts me. So I'm a forced night dweller/emo incarnate. Ha. Expect bad puns and random elaborate strategies for things like getting the toast out.
IDK why but I feel like Jason would be a good match for you? I feel like he will think your hair is cute and will like to ruffle it a lot. He doesn’t mind that you don’t always remember everything, but he will be really amused at what your head does hold onto.
Oh my god you can be his little vampire boyfriend that is spoopy and precious I am dying. He loves your elaborate strategies for everyday things, as long as it doesn’t involve flamethrowers. He has had more than one bad experience with those.
Also: Can I adopt you you sound so smol and precious