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Hi my name is Lime Green Jared Leto Joker Banksy and I have short green hair (that’s how I got my name) and icy blue eyes that are like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like marilyn manson (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin. I’m also a criminal and go to an asylum called Arkum in GOTHam. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I love hot topic and buy all my clothes from there. Today I was wearing a purple leather jacket and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, and black eyeliner. I even hav black teeth. I have lots of goffick tattoos with skullz and other goffick symbols.I was walking outside arkum. It was snowing and raining, so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Batman stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Georgi Popovich Raven Way and I have short ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) and dark eyes filled with limpid tears. I am skating to carabosse (AN: if u don’t know what that is then get da hell out of here).I’m also Russia’s top skater and I train in a rink with Yakov (I’m twenty-seven). I am an evil witch (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love hot topic and buy all of my clothes there. For example today I was wearing my purple and black skate costume and black skates. I was wearing blue lipstick, white foundation, and dark purple eyeshadow. I was walking outside the ice rink. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Yuri Katsuki stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

Hi my name is Jesse McCree and I have a gun called Peacekeeper (that’s how I got my name) and a cool hat and a serape and brown eyes that look like the dirt and a lot of people tell me I look like Clint Eastwood (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!) I’m not related to Gabriel Reyes but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a cowboy but I’m like a cool cowboy. I have tan skin. I’m also a member of Overwatch and I go to a secret base called Gibraltar which is in Spain where I’m a veteran (I’m thirty-seven). I’m a cowboy (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly western. I love Country Outfitter and I buy all my clothes there. For example today I was wearing my red serape with my hat on my head and my super cool belt buckle. I was smoking outside of Gibraltar. The sun was setting, which I was very happy about. A weird japanese man on a cliff stared at me. I shot a bullet at him.

Hi my name is Alexander Hamilton and I have long powdery grey hair and a lot of people tell me I remind them of George Washington (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to John Laurens but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m also a Founding Father, and I work for a government called the United States of America where I’m the Secretary of the Treasury. I’m a federalist (in case you couldn’t tell). I love Hercules Mulligan and I buy all my clothes from him. For example today I was wearing a black coat with matching black breeches and a white caravat. I was walking outside in New York. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about so I could go home and write unlike John Adams. A lot of Democratic-Republicans stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Hi my name is Alex Sportscandy Sapphire Aerobics Busybody the Tenth and I have short cobalt blue hair (that’s how I got my name) with silver streaks and black tips and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Magnús Scheving (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Íþróttaálfurinn but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a sports elf but my ears aren’t pointed. I have tanned white skin. I’m also an aerobics champion, and I live in a town called Lazytown where I’m the town nice guy. I’m a hero (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly blue. I love Academy and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a white and blue shirt a with matching vest and blue striped track pants, a hat and tall blue boots. I was wearing dark black eyebrow pencil, mustache wax, white mascara and chapstick. I was walking outside Lazytown. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very sad about. Robert Rotten stared at me. I waved at him.

Hi my name is Glanni Glæpur and I have short ebony black hair and icy grey eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Stefán Karl Stefánsson (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Robbie Rotten but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a human and my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a criminal, and I live in a town called Latabæ in Iceland. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a pink coat with matching purple fur around it and a black catsuit, a pink hat and black high heeled boots. I was wearing pink lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and purple eye shadow. I was walking outside Latabæ. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of kids stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Hi my name is Gladion and I have short light blond hair with bangs that cover half my face and jade green eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Buzzwole (AN: if u don’t know who that is get da hell out of here!). I’m related to Lusamine but I wish I wasn’t because she’s a major fucking asshole. I have pale white skin. I’m also a trainer, and I’m in a gang called Team Skull in Alola where I’m the enforcer (I’m eleven). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black and gray hoodie and black torn up jeans, and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside the motel on route 8. It was raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Aether employees stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Hi my name is Robbie Rotten and I have rotten teeth (that’s how I got my name) with a purple suit with red stripes that reaches my midsection and grassy green eyes like grass and a lot of people tell me I look like Ted Cruz (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Rachel Rotten but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a loner, and I go behind a billboard in Lazytown where I’ve lived for a long time (I’m old). I’m a gay (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly purple. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a purple suit with matching cufflinks around my wrists ,  and black spat boots. I was wearing black eyebrow makeup , white foundation, black eyeliner and purple eye shadow. I was walking outside the playground. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of kids stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin.  I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.

Hi my name is Ulfric Stormcloak and I have a long stormy cloak(that’s how I got my name) with fur that reaches my midback and swamp green eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Ysgramor (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Talos but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a nord but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a jarl, and I rule windhelm. I’m a stormcloak (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly cloaks. I love cloaks and I wear them with all my clothes. For example today I was wearing a Grey cloak and silver armor, and black pants, with silver bracers and boots. I was walking outside Windhelm. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of imperials stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Hi my name is Íþróttaálfurinn the Sports Elf and I have bulging ivory abs ( that’s
how I got my name ) with short blonde curly hair that I keep under my
orange hat and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell
me I look like Magnus Scheving ( AN: if u don’t know who he is get out of town ! )
I’m not related to Sportacus but I wish I was because he’s a champion gymnast that
has performed in front of 10 000 screaming women. I’m a sports elf and my teeth
are flat and white. I have pale white skin. I’m
also a hero and I save a little place called Latibaer everyday for the past twenty years
( I’m 52 ). I’m an athlete ( in case you couldn’t tell ) and I wear mostly sports
gear. I love Foot Locker and buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing
a golden short sleeved shirt under a leather piece with a matching belt around it and golden
shorts, knee high white socks and brown combat boots. I was wearing blush, a fake tan to
keep from blinding the cameras, and blue eye shadow. I was walking outside Latibaer. It was
sunny and warm so there was no clouds, which I was very happy about. Glanni stared at me.
I did 4 000 jumps in front of him.
—  Íþróttaálfurinn

Hi my name is Jamison Dark’ness Junkrat Bomb Fawkes and I have short blonde hair (that’s how I got my name) and orange eyes like raging fire and a lot of people tell me I look like Robbie Rotten (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Max Rockatansky but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m not a vampire but my teeth still arent straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a junker, and I live in a place called Junkertown in Australia. I’m a mess (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly camouflage. I love the junkyard and I get all my clothes from there. For example today I was shirtless and camo shorts, my riptire and a black combat boot. I was also wearing black soot. I was walking outside Junkertown. It was raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of suits stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Dun and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and teal tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Melanie Martinez (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Josh Dun but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m in the phandom but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m trash (in case you couldn’t tell xD) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black clique as frick tee with a fob jacket and a black skinny jeans, a grey beanie and black vans. I was wearing dark blue halsey lipstick, black winged eyeliner and nude eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of fake fans stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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Hi my name is Bro Shitty Number 42 Knight and I have long brown hair (that’s better than other hockey players’ flow) with a matching mustache that goes down to my lips and eyes that look like fields of weed and a lot of people tell me I look like Steve Buscemi (AN: if u don’t know who that is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Jack Zimmermann but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a hockey player but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white privilege. I’m also a gender studies major and I go to a liberal arts college called Samwell in New England where I’m in my senior year (I’m 22). I’m a stoner (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly nothing. I love zumiez and buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a tshirt with a marijuana on it with matching socks and a floral snapback, adidas slide-ons and an american flag vest. I was walking outside the Haus. A lot of lax bros stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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Hi my name is Jason Peter “Edgy white hair” Todd and I have black hair with white streaks (that’s how I got my name) and icy white eyes like mask holes and a lot of people tell me I look like Scott Lobdell (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Kyle Rayner but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a dead guy but my teeth are straight and white. I don’t have pasty white skin like that asshole Joker. I’m also a assassin, and I go to a cool cave in Gotham City where I’m training under Bruce “fuck off” Wayne. I’m a angsty emo teen (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a red helmet with a face, and a domino mask underneath it, a brown jacket and a black shirt with a bat on it. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Gotham and stealing tires. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Bruce Wayne stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

Hi my name is Warren Peace and I have long ebony black hair that reaches my shoulders and icy black eyes like black holes and a lot of people tell me I look like Ron Wilson (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not named after the book War and Peace but I wish I was because it’s a major f***ing masterpiece. I have swarthy tan skin. I’m also a superhero, and I go to a flying school called Sky High in America where I’m in the second year (I’m fifteen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black leather jacket with rips around it and black jeans, a black t shirt and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, no foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Sky High. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of sidekicks stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.
—  Himuro Tatsuya

Hi my name is Keith Red Lion Emo Kogane and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-neck and icy violet eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Gerard Way (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a paladin, and I live in a magic castle from Altea where I fight the Galra Empire (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black shirt with matching distress marks around it and black leather pants and black combat boots. I was wearing black fingerless gloves, white foundation, black eyeliner and a red jacket. I was walking outside the training hall. It was in space so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Lance stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.