i love momoi

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Kuroko PSA of the day

11/11 always reminds me of the infamous 111: 11 when the miragen humiliated Ogiwara, totally stepping on these boys hopes and dreams.

So be AWARE.

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They’re so precious ≧◡≦ ♥♥

knb tarot:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

II - The Priestess: Power of nature, teach of self, INNER WISDOM - Riko Aida

III - The Empress: fertility, UNCONDITIONAL LOVE, peace - Momoi Satsuki

KNB Last Game countdown :10 DAYS

  • Momoi: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
  • Aomine: Satsuki, nO, THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES.
  • Momoi: FLOOR IT?
  • Aomine: SATSUKI, NO.
  • Momoi: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND?
  • Aomine: SATSUKI, YOU’RE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.
  • Momoi: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES.
  • Aomine: SATSUKI, P L E A S E.
  • Akashi: So, the purpose of this meeting is.. I need your advice.. about certain matter.. that's been bothering me for a wh-
  • Kuroko: It's about Furihata-kun isn't it?
  • Kise: Oh Chihuahuacchi! What about him?
  • Kuroko: I think Akashi-kun want to fu-
  • Akashi: Get close to him! I want to get close to Furihata yes, that's the matter. And I need advice.
  • Kise: Ohooo~ interesting, so he is Akashicchi's secret crush. I see now, I see.. well, you came to the right person, Akashicchi. I have just the solution.
  • Akashi: I'm listening.
  • Kise: Choke on your food.
  • Akashi: ...
  • Akashi: Excuse me?
  • Kise: Choke on your food in his presence, could be real or just a pretense, let him worry and take care of you, build a beautiful friendship from there and-
  • Akashi: Anyone else? I prefer actual advice that makes sense, and has zero risk of ruining my reputation.
  • Kise: Aww come on, Akashicchi, choking on your food is as natural as breathing, it shows that you are human, there's nothing embarrassing about tha-
  • Akashi: Midorima?
  • Midorima: Talk to him about horoscope, it's a good topic, perfect for ice breaker.
  • Akashi: Except you're the only person on this planet who thinks that. Murasakibara?
  • Murasakibara: Ehh~ choke when you're eating candy maybe? I think it would be more natu-
  • Akashi: [mutters] Mention choking one more time and I swear to God.. [starts to eat his food]
  • Kuroko: Do you have balls, Akashi-kun?
  • Akashi: [chokes on his food]
  • Kuroko: I mean metaphorically? I'm sure you do. Grow them. Grow those metaphorical balls and just.. I don't know, ask him out on a date? Surely you can do that?
  • Akashi: Why, thank you Kuroko, interesting choice of words you got there by the way, but before that, I NEED TO BE CLOSE TO HIM FIRST. Were you even listening to me? We are still practically strangers at this point.
  • Kuroko: ...
  • Akashi: [sighs] Goodness gracious me, you guys are hopeless.
  • All GoM: ...
  • Aomine: Basketball. Talk to him about it but make it natural. Don't be too intimidating or aggressive. Ask him to play one-on-one. It's useful for you both, also a perfect chance to do some "accidental" physical contacts. Do it couple of times, and.. you'll figure out the rest, I guess.
  • Akashi: ...
  • Akashi: Wow.
  • Murasakibara: Oh my~
  • Kuroko: This time has finally come.
  • Kise: To witness Aominecchi's once in a lifetime brilliancy like this..
  • Midorima: It's such an honor for me, Aomine.
  • Aomine: ...
  • Aomine: I hate you all.
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This one was for the knb_69min  on twitter theme TEACHERS.

so here they are,  the GoM as teachers  ◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°


( click the pic for some small hc+the subject each kiseki would teach )

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“ ONLY F O O L S ” for my ray of sunshine, @mibuchireo <33

  • Aomine, looking really guilty: Satsuki?
  • Momoi: Yes??
  • Aomine: I need to tell you something, but it's bad.
  • Momoi: Oh, Dai-chan, you can tell me anything. Go ahead.
  • Aomine: I drove the car into a lake while playing Pokemon Go.
  • Momoi, twitching: Will you excuse me for a moment? *leaves*
  • Aomine: *hears intense screaming, runs out the door*
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make me choose >> akamomo or kuromomo asked by @mibuchireo

An incredibly important scene. Incredibly important.