i love mitt romney

joncolbert  asked:

Joe Biden, young Joe Biden, Tim Kaine, young Tim Kaine, Mitt Romney, Mike Pence, Michelle Obama, Kirsten Gillibrand, Justin Trudeau

Both Joe Bidens: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Tim Kaine now: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Young Tim Kaine: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Mitt Romney: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Mike Pence: I just threw up in my mouth.

Michelle Obama: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

And now this ask game…….

THE SIGNS AS PRESIDENTIAL QUOTES

bc it’s the gosh darn 4th of july !!! freedom !!! i didn’t get these from a reliable source

aries: “my esteem in this country has gone up substantially. it is very nice now when people wave at me, they use all their fingers.” – Jimmy Carter

taurus: ”i don’t know whether it’s the finest public housing in america or the crown jewel of the american penal system.” – Bill Clinton

gemini: "i love this state. the trees are the right height.” – Mitt Romney

cancer: "being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. there’s nothing to do but to stand there and take it.” – Lyndon Johnson

leo: "if this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” – Abraham Lincoln

virgo: “i experimented with marijuana a time or two and i didn’t like it. i didn’t inhale and never tried it again.” – Bill Clinton

libra: “if i don’t have a woman for 3 days, i get terrible headaches.” – John F. Kennedy

scorpio: “i just received the following wire from my generous daddy: ‘dear jack, don’t buy a single vote more than is necessary. i’ll be damned if i’m going to pay for a landslide.”’ – John F. Kennedy

sagittarius: "blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt.” – Herbert Hoover

capricorn: “i am not fit for this office and should never have been here.” – Warren G. Harding

aquarius: “it depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.” – Bill Clinton

pisces: "i only know two tunes. one of them is ‘yankee doodle’ and the other isn’t.” - Ulysses S. Grant