i love milner

Liverpool FC as Cakes part 1

#thecakeseries in honour of my genius and wonderful anon who deserves the world, all credit goes to them bc they literally came up with all of this and they are amazing, thanks for talking to me and being the founder of this amazing thing yall better appreciate this post for them istg 

disclaimer ive tasted like none of these cake i dunno what the fuck im talking about, dont take it serious, its not meant to be 

aight so kloppo is banoffee 

  • the banana fits w his bvb side 
  • and the toffee is obvs lfc cus we get ourselves stuck in all sorts of dumb situations
  • im lookin at u defence 
  • plus it matches his hair colour

emre can is toffeeee

  • “cus we all wanna get stuck him”- ancient proverb by anon the literal genius 
  • thats it, thats the main reason
  • hes sweet and delicious as hell, i mean i dont actually kno but he looks it
  • who doesnt want a piece of emre can is the real question here 
  • the cake is tan, he is tan, thicccc afff
  • EMRE CAN IS JUST A WALKING TOFFEE CAKE YALL

Sadio Mane as Black Forest 

  • do u literally see any difference??? no, me either
  • both badass and sweet as hell
  • literally no one can resist 
  • supermane is literally the cherry on top of this team and its so good

Ben as Chocolate Cupcake 

  • tiny and smol, so good and hard to resist 
  • full of all the good stuff
  • both actual babies too good for this world, too pure, 
  • seeing ben play is like enjoying a chocolate cupcake its totally fitting 
  • both babiessss just like a cupcake to an actual cake, and ben woodburn in the senior team

NATHANIEL CLYNE IS RAINBOW CAKE 

  • THIS ONE IS MY FAVE GOODBYE
  • cus he my life and a sunshine and the brightest thing and he needs all the love
  • AND HES UNDERAPPRECIATED prolly like rainbow cake 
  • rainbows are full of love, and im full of love for him, and he is perfection, 
  • he needs more love

James Milner as Red Velvet (this all started cus of james milner, it is entirely his fault)

  • i literally see no difference between him and the cake 
  • he was born to play in red, he looks the best in this colour
  •  i find red velvet a lil bland which totes fits w the ‘boring james milner’ persona
  • plus some people love him some people dont, totally like red velvet
  • both very pretty to look at 

Trent is Charlotte Cake 

  • because HE IS TOO IS SMALL AND FILLED WITH AMAZING THINGS (im talking about talent) 
  • He is also v pretty like the cake 
  • if anyone deserves a good cake its trent, cus hes the best bean and we all love him 

Momo as Ginger Spice

  • have u seen him play
  • this dude got something in his locker bruh and its full of spice and magic
  • i would die for this man, look at him hes an actual angel on earth, 
  • the icing represents his beard, 
  • ginger cake is warm and fluffy and good just like him, 

Studge as Chocolate 

  • SWEET AS HELL AND NAUGHTY AS SHIT
  • studge is cheeky just like when u eat chocolate cake and make sure no one sees
  • uve heard of cheeky nandos w the boys,now get ready for cheeky chocolate cake and a slice of daniel sturridge ;)
  • literally no one can be chocolate cake cus its studge and no matter what we will always love him 

Couti is Chocolate Mousse (this happened before he fucked us over)

  •  bc he’s tiny, delicious and makes everyone happy, 
  • also high key magical and fluffy
  •  smol but magical and everyones guilty pleasure,
  •  everyone wants a piece of couti (ykno back before he stabbed us in the heart and make us all sick,
  •  we had to much chocolate mousse and this is our punishment 
  • good enough that to give us a heart attack 

loris karius as angel cake 

  • hes an actually looks like a fucking angel goodbye
  • like bobby, why isnt bobby angel cake idk
  • is angel cake as pretty as loris??? no it isnt
  • i would chose to eat loris over angel cake anyday who said that not me
  • im to distracted by that picture to even write a description bye

adz is strawberry

  • A TINY SMOL FLUFFBALL
  • PRETTY AS HELL
  • SOOOO GOOD
  • like we often forget about stawberry cake but when we have it we love it
  • a bit like adz not playing and then surprising us w his cruyff turns again and his quick feet
  • if lallama was a fruit he would literally be a stawberry, so smollll

s/o to my anon, they came up w literally all the cakes, give them all the love

link to part 2