i love me a pun

Flirting "nerd-style"
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>me:</b> look into my eyes<p/><b>my crush:</b> ... okay<p/><b>me:</b> as I suspected, your pupils dilated to 45%<p/><b>me:</b> thus you must be attracted to me<p/><b>my crush:</b> ...<p/><b>my crush:</b> you can't just-<p/><b>me:</b> I just did<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

anonymous asked:

Akaashi, please tell Futakuchi to CHILL

futakuchi has been adequately chilled… just kidding, he unplugged the fridge to get in there. akaashi has learned to keep a closer eye on him from now on

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[28%]

I have a chem test on Monday… and so, here are some nitrogen oxygen tellurium sulphur ft. some pink pens that sadly aren’t all mine (^◇^)

(that’s N O Te S hehehe)

Cunning Stunts 6
  • Ryan: Catch Up Is Working Hard Right Now 'cause I'm Runnin' A Pretty Clean Race
  • Lindsay: Well That's Good 'cause I'm Giving It The Mustard
  • Michael: God Dammit
  • Ryan: Stop, Just Let It Go, No More Condiment Jokes!
  • Michael: It Doesn't Even Really-
  • Ryan: I Don't Relish Them!
  • Michael: It Doesn't Really- [Sighs]
  • Gavin: Ha!
  • Lindsay: Does No One Say That In Georgia? People Don't Say That Shit?
  • Gavin: Say What?
  • Lindsay: Give It The Mustard! It Means Like, Fuckin' Go
  • Ryan: Uh, No Yeah I Have Heard That Yeah
  • Gavin: I Mayo Have Heard That!
  • Everyone: [Groaning]
  • Jeremy: Boo!
  • Lindsay: What Have I Started
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Happy Birthday to our First Love, Min Yoongi! #HappySugaDay

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Have I mentioned I like Kliff

Sigh why must he be in a game without an MU……… I didn’t mind not having an MU until I wanted to marry him… KLIFF DON’T LEAVE ME AT A KLIFFHANGER

(I still didn’t get a hang of drawing him when I drew the first pic so it’s…too manly for him even after going through a fix orz)

in honour of Jackson’s Birthday, I’d like to bring this video back

anonymous asked:

D2 and D3 with chikariko while holding hands!! (Blushing gfs)

HELL YEAH THAT’S MY JAM

a true taisho romance ;^) ;^)

send me oneeee

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Whomever you’re waiting for … they’re never coming back. But there’s someone who still could.

Made these a while back for a Star Wars / Peter Pan AU I’ll probably never write~

  • me: hey you wanna hear some desi puns in urdu/punjabi?
  • friend: no but ok
  • me: if you're on a bus and you've had enough do you say "bas"?
  • friend: ...
  • me: if you're in a car and you've had enough, do you say "bas kar"?
  • friend: ....??!?!?!?
  • me: if you're on a boat and you've had enough, do you say "boht ho gaya"?
  • friend: get out