i love laken

aquastiel  asked:

Dear Shitface, I will pee on you. You have a nice bosom. You make me vomit fireflies. You should call Tony a Messican Beaner. Someday I will call you Dedi the Machete. If I saw you now I’d prolly scream bloody murder and cry rainbow tears of love. If I could sing you any song it would be POP by N'Sync cause why not. Love, Laken Novak (P.S. Tiny Tony likes Tiny Fingers in his Bum Bum.)