i love kittens so much

Things that Yuri Plisetsky does on his birthday
  • wakes up later than usually and goes to the kitchen to angrily remind Yakov and Lila that he’s not doing anything today because it’s his birthday (not like he mentioned it about 500 times this week)
  • his 16th birthday so he’s practically an adult now and they can kiss his ass (maybe he says that in other words. or not)
  • reads a super nice text from Yuuko, a short message from Otabek with “so you have birthday today or not” and asking if they may talk later and then some really weird and creepy yet amusing posts on Yurio’s Angels forum
  • eats a big and against athlete’s diet breakfast that said Yakov and Lila prepared for him totally not because it’s his birthday or anything
  • gives a new toy to his cat since he doesn’t know when the cat’s birthday is anyway so they may celebrate together
  • shuts the front door in Victor’s and Yuuri faces after they start to sing him “happy birthday” in Russian
  • dies from embarrassment
  • lets them in only because they seem to carry a lot of birthdays presents with them
  • complains about every single one but when Victor offers to return them to store almost breaks his arm
  • goes to rink because Worlds still are coming and he needs to wipe these idiots out there
  • is lifted by Mila 16 times because of some weird tradition she heard of
  • swears to kill anyone who publishes a video of that on Instagram
  • skates a bit for fun
  • gets super excited seeing his grandpa watching him from the side
  • (it was a surprise that he’ll come to St Petersburg, Yakov paid for tickets)
  • eats katsudon pirozhki with his grandpa
  • shares some with anyone on rink too and they show him the super big cake they bought for him
  • eats a lot of cake telling them all how disgusting they are
  • shows his favourite places in St Petersburg to his grandpa and drinks some hot wine from him (he hates its taste but he’s almost an adult ok)
  • makes grandpa stay with him one more week
  • comes back home only to call Otabek immediately
  • tells his best friend how he’s birthday’s weren’t so bad even with all those self-absorbed morons around
  • gets excited when Otabek says he has something for him too
  • though he plays it cool
  • but then dies again realising this is a link to an actual playlist made only for him with songs produced by DJ Altin™ 
  • goes to sleep after listening to it about 17 times and calling Otabek to say it pretty decent
  • “best birthday of my life” he mutters to his cat before falling asleep
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The new momcat and babies are So Good, so pure, so floof

can you believe that will byers truly exist?? 

because like? he is so brave that he actually pulled out a shotgun that night to protect himself and he is so caring because he warned his mom- in that shit hole, he warned her and told her to run, that demogorgon was coming? and he is also so fucking talented, i can imagine him in front of the fucking eiffel and he is also honest, he told mike the roll was a seven and he is so good at d&d and he has this amazing voice i can listen to the end of the time and he is the best looking human being with a bowl-cut and he also must be very shy about boys and his sexuality too because everyone calls him those words- even his damn father.

and his cute soft brown hair on his forehead??? and god he is so dainty- he is like a little flower that glows with the sun as it goes up on the sky in the very first hours of the morning. he is also the smallest of all the boys even though they’re all the same age- but he isn’t just small, he is smol. and he is brave again too because he wasn’t afraid of riding his bike on a dark scary road. and he also has a very good music taste and god, he was so cute when he pulled his legs to his chest and sang should i stay or should i go in the upside down, he was shaking, fucking shaking but he sang it because that song made him feel like home, that song warmed him and cleared the air he took in his lungs and it felt like he was gonna be in his room when he opened his eyes.

and- well,  he better be safe and protected or i’ll have words.