i love jenna so much!

ok here are the best parts of the bmc boot imo

  • ok More Than Survive was so good and here’s why
  • the choreography, esp the head banging on “is my macbook pro hard drive” and “in how to stay alive”
  • Jeremy’s encounters with the cool kids were so funny
  • Brooke? was just especially great and i can’t pinpoint why but do i really need to?? No
  • Christine doing the Absolute Most for the “Christiiiine” parts
  • Michael
  • MICHAEL
  • JEREMY BOPPING ALONG WITH MICHAEL LIKE OK HE WANTS ME TO VIBE WITH THIS I GUESS
  • HANDSHAKE BROSSSS
  • the “boyf riends” reveal y'all
  • MICHAEL’S DANCE WHEN HE’S LIKE “WHICH MEANS THERE’S NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME IN HISTORY TO BE A LOSERRR”
  • Michael egging Jeremy on to go sign up for the play
  • the rest of the cast moving all dream-like and then breaking that as soon as Rich says “GAYYYY”
  • the end! was so cool and energetic
  • ok the bit before I Love Play Rehearsal
  • “i’m joking!” “oh!.. well, i’m Jeremy.”
  • Jer hanging his head in shame after that
  • (the virgin jokes. they were funny come on)
  • alright now i liked Play Rehearsal before but seeing the visual has given me So Much More Love for that song
  • Stephanie Hsu is so amazing??? like Wow
  • ((can someone make a video with Play Rehearsal like that one vine with the ted talk but it’s just the guy inhaling))
  • Jeremy just looking dumbfounded and enamored the entire time
  • “there’s also a part of me, that wants to this! *THE THING™* SO I DID!!”
  • she’s literally all over the place i love it
  • and then after when everyone else shows up and the music plays upon their entrance
  • Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake
  • his fist pump when Mr. Reyes mentions the frisbee golf team (and those arms! wow! anyway)
  • Christine Needing A Hug after the Shakespeare thing
  • Jake trying to be all soft and deep when he talks to Christine and doing a Great Job
  • but then, “parting is such sweet…” “…sorrow.” “whatever!”
  • Jeremy’s Lament
  • okokok The Bathroom Encounter
  • Rich’s numerous hip gyrations were a big mood
  • Rich’s Lisp And Voice Cracking!!! idk if the voice cracking was done on purpose or not but either way,, Yes
  • when u heard that “FRESHman year” and u had to restrain urself from singing cause u had to Focus
  • Rich being genuinely sad about how lonely his penis was lol
  • when he was slowly rising from the floor while saying “then then then then then”
  • ((but did anyone else memorize the hand motions for the Squip Explanation part? no one? ok))
  • Jeremy’s high-pitched “what??” after Rich Explains
  • ok but i did not expect Rich to do that knee slide while he said “iiiiIIIT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAN” but honestly i should have
  • the Explanation again but more intense
  • Jer slowly realizing that he wants one of those Better Than Drugs
  • RICH! DANCING! GO OFF SON
  • Jeremy repeating the Explanation
  • (i would like to take this moment to state how much i love Will Connolly’s voice!! omg)
  • THE BEANBAGS JUST. DROPPING. LIKE WHAT.
  • TWO 👏 PLAYER 👏 GAME 👏
  • EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT SONG WAS SO GOOOD
  • THE LIL “COOL IN COLLEGE” DANCE
  • Michael throwing himself backward/forward when they lost/had to pause
  • “oh. hi Michael.”
  • YOU KNOW WHAT PART REALLY GOT ME???
  • “will you be too cool for m- … video games?”
  • DJCDKVJFKVKFK
  • JEREMY FLIPPING MICHAEL OFF LOL
  • DANCING!! AND THEN THE HANDSHAKE AGAIN!!
  • UGH I LOVE THEM
  • the Scary Stockboy is my dude tbh
  • “WE’RE SOLD OUT!” “…of shoes?”
  • “right this way, Miss, we just got in a lovely pair of pumps.”
  • what a guy lol
  • Michael getting all excited about crystal pepsi awww
  • Jake getting away with straight-up lying about meeting the rest of the cast bc he’s Jake Dillinger and who can be mad at him? not me, that’s for sure
  • ah, i love The Squip Enters. the way the Squip just *clenches fist* frickin Enters
  • no but fr it’s such a cool sequence man
  • #SaveJeremy
  • the cast going “aah! aah! aah! aah!” really adds to the drama of it all
  • I WAS Afraid the boot would end before the Squip would say “…your Squip.” but it didn’t! Bless
  • that part is so cool cause Jeremy is just like WHAT just happened and the Squip is just standing up there like “hi i’m here to ruin everything”
  • one more Best Part of the boot: ,, its existence. i’m forever grateful omfg


this was so long but feel free to add on!

bmc characters as things my friends have said:

Jeremy: flies don’t understand social norms so we kill them

Michael: no hetero bro

Rich: I may be shorter than you but you’re still beneath me

Jake: I think we should get platonically married

Christine: I’m this close to loving you and showering you with attention

Chloe: Friday: time to turn on hoe mode

Brooke: Men always have limited choices for their 2-dimensional characters

Jenna: I don’t like your socks and now I don’t like your attitude