i love it when ppl make fun of the whole insider thing

au where isak is a young professional golfer and even is a photographer and there’s this event in the golf club and they hire even to take pictures and its all good until isak steps on the field and even cant stop taking pictures of him and then isak notices him and even lowers his camera and they just stare at each other for a long second then isaks attention is back to the others next to him. then later when they serve all kinds of food and snacks and drinks, even finds isak again through the lenses and he captures him smiling widely with a champagne glass in his hands (which he holds in a strange way and it makes even smile) and while even’s going through the pictures on his camera,isak walks up to him whispering like “why do you keep taking pictures of me?” and even swallows hard, “i was hired to take pictures” and isak looks like a child about to whine ,”yeah but its..always me” and evens hands are shaking a little, “you just,have a photogenic face” and isaks mouth closes and he furrows his eyebrows and then even’s leaving with a “im sorry, i won’t bother you anymore”. and then its late, getting dark and not many ppl stayed behind but even did for night shots (maybe more for himself than to who hired him) and then he turns around to the sound of footsteps and its isak, walking up to him with his hands in his pockets and he blows air out of his nose, “you really made sure i didnt see you for the rest of the event” and even just shrugs and watches isak stop next to him and smirk, “i was there looking all photogenic for nothing” and even raises his eyebrows, “too bad” and copies isak’s smirk, then isak bites the inside of his cheek and nods then points to the camera in evens hands “are you done?” and when even tells him yes ,isak takes it from him with a questioning look and even lets him, then isak holds it in front of his face and clicks, “sorry, youre just really photogenic” and even rolls his eyes, “im not” and isak pulls an offended face, “excuse me? im the photographer, i know my thing” and even shakes his head with a laugh and isak clicks again then evens like, “alright, thats enough, give it back” and isak chuckles,”take it” and takes a step backwards and even tilts his head to the side, “are you serious.” and isak shrugs and starts walking backwards and even follows him but then isak starts running and so does even,and theyre shouting and laughing breathlessly and isak takes a few pictures while theyre running and then he stops and even almost bumps into him and he takes the camera and isaks laughing, “that was fun” and evens like “for you!” and isak frowns, still smiling, “okay then, what would be fun for you?” ,”going home” ,and isak snorts, “right. what about the stars?” and even looks at him confused “what about them?”, then isak just. lies on the grass with his hands on his stomach and starts saying some facts and stuff, and even raises his eyebrows still standing, “you love the stars?” and isak smiles, “im fascinated by the universe” and thats what makes even lie down next to him and they stay there, even listening to isak talk and he has to sit up after a while before he does something stupid like kiss isak. then they part ways and even walks home. and when he’s printing the pictures out and comes across the ones isak took, he cant help but smile.and after finding out which one isak’s locker is at the golf club, he starts putting the pictures in there with different facts about the stars or his own point of view on the whole thing they talked about and there’s always a reply in a little creak between the lockers and even reads them every night. on the last picture he places in isaks locker there’s smth different written on it and this time he makes sure that isak’s there that exact time and he waits until isak finds it, he waits lying out on the grass where they ran to the other night, and isaks finally walking there and he’s sitting down next to even, holding the picture out to him, “lets look at stars?” he quotes the text on the picture, “its 4 in the afternoon. there are no stars” and even turns his head to look at isak, popping on his elbows, “thats weird. im pretty sure im looking at one right now” and isak rolls his eyes and pushes even back to the ground then he himself lies down too, then they lace their little fingers and soon enough they are looking at the starry sky and wishing on a shooting star. and kissing isak may or may not have been even’s wish but it happens regardless

tsa my weird ass family

* a little family post for late Christmas celebration in my blog. Also happy holidays or whatever! *

aries: not so cute grandma, carries a petaca (hip flask) everywhere she goes and furtively turns the most innocent drinks into cocktails, raised like 27464 children on her own. Thinks ppl should have more fun.

taurus: vodka aunt, always telling me to never trust men bc they’re dirty rats, forces me to get my shit together. loves art and will tell you if u look bad.

gemini: cousin that WONT SHUT TF UP EVER. acts all cold but is actually pretty nice and thoughtful, kinda moody. has many secrets and rarely tells you what he really thinks about important shit.

cancer: my sister, manipulative bitch hiding a soft heart. cried with a kitty video once, all the feelings I lack she has. Too forgiving for her own good.

leo: aunt that has a million friends and uses each one if them to make her twisted desires come true, she loves them tho. Very stable but loves to have fun. dgaf about your opinion.

virgo: cute grandma, doesn’t understand sarcasm but tries for me, organized af. has a heart attack everytime she enters my room bc of the mess. Easily altered, smart af.

libra: me, obssessed with memes, constantly considering becoming a stripper to solve my economical issues. Passed out on a roller coaster once. Sighs and dies a little inside everytime a cute person walks by.

scorpio: my uncle who’s obssessed with conspiracy theories, extra grudgy, gets fired bc he’s ready to fight everyone on anything. Crossed the frontier with only three wheels once.

sagittarius: uncle that acts really pretentious all the time but can be really generous too, always invites us to eat to very nice places. pushes me to be more philosophical. we once went to disney and he dissappeared, but when we found him he complained that we “always got lost” lmao

capricorn: my mom, very serious and with a really dark humour. Tough af and will cut you off of your shitty decisions even when she takes them herself 24/7. Works really hard for things.  

aquarius: really young aunt that plays role games, pretty awkward but cute af. gives the best comebacks. cried once when her mom gave her a bra as christmas gift in front of the whole fam.

pisces: rlly sweet little cousin that is always daydreaming but can be petty af. gets easily scared but acts all brave. peed herself once when we where playing hide and seek and my sister scared her. 

of the forces beyond the scene: strongkook
  • hello this is the first installment of elemental!bangtan where i make bullet point imagines for the boys bc it was supposed to be full fics but i was too lazy/busy  
  • this is bts x reader ok and this au is them as minor deities or humans with like a little power ergo, the elemental part
  • and as deities do, they’re immortal but they can still die fam
  • they just stay good looking until they can
  • heh convenient
  • now that’s out of the way…first up is jungkook!!!
  • okay so jungkook is like this strong ass deity
  • like he can lift and break and move heavy objects
  • but his limit is 35,000 pounds so he can’t push mountains and stuff
  • but yeah, you get the idea of why he’s a minor deity
  • just for reference, most industrial trucks can weigh up to 33,000 lbs.
  • anyway, so jungkook is trapped in this house
  • why?
  • bc one time in the 70s, he was walking his merry way when he passed by that house
  • and he saw this unbelievable apple tree with the shiniest red fruits just begging to be plucked
  • and kookie was tempted so he took one…maybe two…
  • actually he broke like a whole branch off and in his head he was like, there are so many anyways!!!
  • and he’s chuckling to himself and munching on apples and doing that nose scrunchy thing like you know that one
  • but then out came the owner of the house who was in fact, a witch! and a very old witch at that and she was abt to rip kook’s head off when she saw that he was vvvvv cute
  • (same witch same)
  • so she was like, “you can’t just steal apples from old ladies. you need to be punished.” so she brings him in and locks every door and window in her house. 
  • but jungkook, who was still eating an apple, just punches a whole in the wall and shrugs.
  • and the witch was like, oooohhhh a deity, even better! and she casts a spell on him to trap him in her house so that his strength is useless
  • and kook’s just “all this for some apples???’
  • and as much as he didn’t want to admit it, he couldn’t get out of the spell bc he didn’t know how
  • so he was hopelessly trapped inside an old house and guess what, since the witch was really insane and clever, she made kookie invisible.
  • so no one can see him except the witch
  • jungkook had to live through that for so many years but he’s a deity so time is p irrelevant to him buT STILL HE WAS SUFFERING
  • a world without jeon jungkook! imagine!!1!!111!1
  • anyway, since the witch was old, she dies in the early 00s and jungkook is jungshook bc omg!! am i gonna be free???? 
  • but then as she was dying, she revealed to kookie that the only way for him to be free is
  • is?
  • issssss… *cough*
  • IS?
  • is a true love’s kiss
  • and jungkook is like wtf why
  • and the witch was like bc dummy, nobody can see or hear you so nobody can fall in love with you and no one will kiss thin air randomly so suxx to be u jungkook this is what you get for bein a thief ya punk
  • then she dies 
  • bc like crap she has a point
  • and so jungkook tried, oh he tried during the first years he was alone and the house was sold
  • just that he ended up scaring the people away bc he would move certain things and bc of his strength, it would smash at the wall or he would write and they’d totally get spooked out
  • and there was that one guy who asked if he was there but then jungkook doubted if he might get a kiss from this dude bc the dude was v heterosexual (and jk hated him for it bc every night EVERY NIGHT he couldn’t get some rest)
  • (jk lifted his bed while he was sleeping just so he could rid of him)
  • it came to pass that it was already 2017 and jungkook was still trapped and he was increasingly becoming very lonely
  • he could only see so much for abt fifty years and the last tenant was in 2012 bc the house gained its spooky reputation
  • i mean there technically is a ghost but it was just an overly strong and muscular awkward invisible deity
  • but then one day, you moved in
  • with your family who was struggling financially so you had to choose the haunted old house
  • and the whole time, jungkook was surprised bc oh, people.
  • and oh, you.
  • like he was sitting on the front porch the day you moved in, and you were struggling with your stuff and he just wanted to remember what it felt like to be around ppl so he might have used his pinky to help you carry your book box up to your room
  • which was coincidentally the room jungkook had taken to staying since the 90s
  • and he blushedt a lil bc in his chest, something blossomed again?
  • spoiler: it was hope
  • and jungkook really didn’t want to mess it up with you so he was super careful with everything he did
  • he took his time and slowly just started moving a few things so it wouldn’t startle you (but deep down, he rlly just wanted to be free and also to talk to this cute person like a normal deity)
  • so he just stays next to you most of the time like putting things out of your way so you wouldn’t trip or leaving small surprises around
  • like the time you found daisies on your desk and no one could figure out where it came from
  • at first, you were wary bc you felt this cold chill like a presence whenever you were in your house but then ofc, you got used to it
  • however, this one unfortunate time, jungkook was hovering by you bc he just sorta follows you around the house thats the only thing he does after three months of you there he is just obsessed with ya and your foot missteps and you almost fall down the stairs when
  • lo, and behold!
    you were floating
  • like both feet in the air
  • and you were S H O O K
  • but to jungkook it didn’t seem weird bc he was just carrying you bridal style 
  • but although his cover is blown, his heart jumps bc after almost HALF A CENTURY, he’s touching someone again and they’re in his arms and wow, just wow
  • of course, after he sets you down, you freak tf out but then he was prepared for the day he was gonna reveal himself to you and he takes out his flash cards and holds them up to you
  • the whole time he was shakily holding them up while you kept screaming and threatening him with a broom and he’s trying not to smile bc you were screaming at the walls while he was a little beside you
  • after you calmed down and sorted through the papers, you couldn’t help but believe the invisible thing that caught you bc you were pretty damn sure all of that actually happened
  • but see, jungkook didn’t tell you via the papers how to get rid of his curse
  • like the curse was so textbook but he knew he needed you to love him for it to work and he hasn’t gone this far yet so he’s taking baby steps
  • deep down he knew it couldn’t work out between you even when he was sure of the attraction present 
  • bc now it was ridiculous since he was invisible
  • but even if that’s lifted, he’s still a deity
  • and he ignores the fact that he has to do this to you, fully aware that he might not reciprocate the feelings
  • bc he can’t, you were mortal and he was…well, he defines the limits of forever
  • but whatever, he tries to enjoy the now moments
  • since, you and jungkook were practically living with each other, you and him develop a strong bond 
  • almost psychic tbh bc you’re constantly feeling each other
  • no wait not like that you nasty
  • you two are just in sync, like you’d naturally make space for him at the couch and he’d automatically catch things you dropped or assist you with household chores
  • your parents are always surprised when you finish way too quickly
  • and jungkook admits, it’s fun. he even forgets sometimes that he’s cursed bc there was that night when you woke up from a dream and asked him to sleep next to you. sure, you couldn’t see him but you could feel his arms, strong and warm arms, around you when he obliged. 
  • he played with your 3ds when you were sleeping to pass the time before lmao
  • and from then on, he slipped beside you every night just to hold your hand or tuck your hair behind your ear
  • he loved watching you sleep
  • he thought that you were just ethereal bathed in that moonglow 
  • and jungkook sighs bc he might be crossing some lines
  • and you hear him do so with your eyes closed
  • your heart ached a bit when you remembered that you couldn’t really see him when you wake up the next morning
  • so you squeezed his hand and trailed your fingers up his body to his shoulders and his chin. your fingertips pressed lightly over his cheeks. you bit your lip when you felt the high arch of his nose and the softness of his eyelashes.
  • he smiled as you did. he placed an arm by your waist as he watched your closed eyes and scrunched forehead move. 
  • he smiled way more than he should.
  • you found your way to his lips and your thumb glides over it and jungkook is just fully aware now of how your other hand is going towards his nape.
  • your fingers were warm against his lower lip
  • and he felt it–he just felt it. after waiting for so long, he found you (or rather you found him) and everything felt near to the end
  • he was scared of course
  • but you had no idea. you were just enjoying jungkook
  • he couldn’t reject the feeling now that this was happening to him
  • so he just…
  • well he whispered that he loved you
  • and he knew you wouldn’t hear him
  • that’s why he did
  • because after practically dating for almost half a year now, cooking for one another (even if jk can’t eat) and playing two-player games and doing paperwork and invisible cuddling, all of it too odd for you but still you did it anyway, he just couldn’t help it, like that time you fell and he caught you, he just couldn’t help but falling in love with you
  • and you were in love with him too. he knew.
  • but he also didn’t want you to be hurt when he eventually has to go
  • he was a deity. he couldn’t just stay around.
  • he sighed heavily as he watched you bring him closer.
  • and then a kiss.
  • it took long and jungkook’s heart hammered in his chest because it might not be his first kiss but it was the first in a long time, and it felt like the sweetest thing, like ice cold water after a long summer day. 
  • you withdrew afterwards, feeling jungkook’s breath heavier by your face, and you open your eyes expecting to see your lamp desk in front of you
  • but then two chocolate brown eyes stared back
  • a gasp!
  • he…was…visible!!!!
  • and here you thought you were going crazy for feeling up the air and kissing it
  • but jungkook was real!!!! and he was in bed with you!!! and you felt shy bc there is now a real actual boy in your bed
  • and he’s surprised to see you react to him too
  • also it didn’t occur to you that this deity was super handsome wow go you
  • he open his mouth uncertainly and says
  • “can i still sleep here? just for one more night?”
  • and you are like????? oh my god that voice
  • there were so many nights jungkook sang to you but you didn’t hear
  • and now here he was, talking out loud, and you looking so adorably flustered over him 
  • and you ask him how
  • and he’s like true love’s kiss
  • and you snort bc typical but then you ask why he didn’t tell you
  • and he huddles in a bit and says “i didn’t want to impose”
  • you melt at that
  • seriously how did you get so lucky
  • you ask him why he was still staying
  • mind you, you were still lying on his arm and his hand is still wrapped around you and like you don’t complain mhhmmm
  • “i want to stay with you now. you’re the only thing–uh, well, person that i can be gentle to.”
  • and you melt bc awwwWwWwWwWww
  • so you shut up and cautiously lean into him and he pulls you in (more like pushes you with his index finger) and wraps you up in his arms
  • you watch him close his eyes and you’re still pretty stoked you can watch him now
  • his skin looked bronze and that was all you could see as you fell asleep
  • it hit you the next morning when you woke up and jungkook was sitting in front of you, outdated clothes and askew hair, playing with your 3ds that he can leave any moment
  • and he has to leave bc you aren’t sure how to explain to your parents where this boy came from
  • when he saw you wake up, he awkwardly coughed and said that he had to go
  • and you were seriously upset but you know that you can’t say anything
  • it was easy to deny this inevitability when you couldn’t see him, like it was all just a dream
  • but waking up was now and you were bringing him to your door. 
  • jungkook bows his head and grabs your hand. he squeezes it and he looks at you one last time. 
  • he lets go and steps on the lawn. 
  • you watch him hesitate but then he straightens his back and continues to walk, without looking back at you. 
  • you get sad bc the house is just colder now 
  • and you think it’s stupid to cry over the most bizzare relationship ever so you just keep all your emotions in
  • and just live life like you did before,
  • although it took you time to adjust without jungkook randomly holding your arms or nudging you
  • but you get used to it. of course you do.
  • one night after getting home from school, you get caught in a storm. 
  • and driving through a muddy road, your car slides into the mud and gets stuck.
  • you tried to power thru but to no avail and you were left inside the car helplessly trying to contact your parents 
  • your phone died woops 
  • and for the first time, you were confronted with such loneliness that you couldn’t prevent the tears from falling
  • you bawled in your car and also you remembered that you have an exam tomorrow and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere in the pouring rain and you were hungry and scared and oh my god wait
  • the car was moving
  • THE CAR WAS MOVING?!??!?!?!?
  • you look at your keys to see that the engine wasn’t on but the car was definitely moving forward
  • you quickly open the door, only to stumble in the rain and see
  • SEE WHAT???
  • a tall guy in a long black coat with an umbrella
  • it was Death
  • no im kidding it was jungkook
  • he was pushing the tail of the car slowly with one hand
  • show off
  • and you’re just a mess like you’re rlly RLLY emotional right now and he shows up
  • jungkook sees you open the car and notices your puffy face 
  • his pouts at you
  • you pout back
  • he lifts the car to asphalt and you watch him as he did that
  • it was really weird but also a little hot
  • boi he was flexin
  • anyway,,,,,,,,
  • he puts down the car gently and walks toward your door.
  • you look up at him as he shields you from the rainwater
  • he offers his hand
  • and you grab it
  • your fingers felt at home 
  • cute hehe
  • but then you ask how he found you
  • and he was like “i couldn’t stay away.”
  • “isn’t that a bit stalkerish???”
  • “i literally watched your every move when we lived together and now you call this stalkerish?”
  • you blushed
  • but then he makes you scoot inside
  • you go over to the passenger seat as he sits on the driver side
  • “this is hard”
  • “what is?”
  • “trying to not be with you”
  • “oh”
  • “you know i’m immortal right?”
  • “yes”
  • “and super strong”
  • “mhmm…”
  • you stare at your intertwined hands
  • “but somehow…not strong enough to be without you.”
  • you look at him, he smiles. his collar is popped, his cheeks are red, and he looks so beautiful and so familiar even when this was really just the second time you’ve seen him
  • let’s not worry about the things we shouldn’t worry about yet, he tells you
  • and you agree in the middle of a storm
  • but hey, you weren’t scared of that anymore
  • i mean, your boyfriend is a deity and all
  • you got it covered

anonymous asked:

ok yall were talking about how the members would be about sex?? ok you cant just say that and move on spill it B

this conversation took place in the dead of the night several months ago SO she called me up and we discussed just for this ask. and btw “she” is my best friend Brittainie (@defendkimseokjin) and we’re nasty :// pls enjoy, very nsfw ahead:

  • cheol — like i said, this is what the fic was inspired by so i’ll keep it short. doesn’t have a lot of time so it’s always rushed, rough, messy. definitely into ass stuff, loves to do it from behind. has a creampie kink. 
  • jeonghan — huge on giving body worship, loves to call u “prince/princess”, but RELENTLESSLY teases. could spend hours touching u just so in just that way that you’re turned on and crying but there’s !!! no release !!! and he giggles in that evil way he does
  • joshua — i asked brittainie how she thought joshua would be in bed and she said “scared” and then she said he’d be that guy asking all these questions like “oh my god are you ok” “oh my god does it hurt” “oh my god am i doing it right” but then she said “except he wouldn’t take god’s name in vain he’d say ‘oh my gosh’” and that’s all i got out of her. i agree that’s what he’d be like at first u know he’d be soft and a lil vanilla but he’s got a “dark” side ok he’d be into a Lite Kink like costumes n roleplaying
  • junhui — goofy!!! ass!!! motherfucker!!! he’d be balls deep in u cracking jokes and making puns you’d be like “i’m cumming” and he’d just “hi cumming i’m jun” and he’d think it was genuinely hilarious. but because he’s also kinky af you’d be tied up with like a butt plug in during all this so it wouldn’t be that annoying when he says stupid shit. afterwards he’s very snuggly :( because he’s a soft teddy bear :(
  • soonyoung — SOLID switch. loves to dominate and destroy u but also loves to be dominated and destroyed. wants to perform both roles equally. not to be cliche but have you seen perf team do “who”? dude knows how to move those dancer’s hips aaannnd they practice like 16 hrs a day and sleep maybe 5 hrs average so dude’s got stamina out the ass, would fuck u hard and deeeeep all night long. not to be cliche again but give him a strip tease and a lap dance! he’d worship u
  • wonwoo — apparently we disagree on this one since i thought he’d be vanilla but brittainie immediately said “he’d be kinky.” she thinks he’d be rlly into orgasm denial of himself n subwoo works with my original thought that he’d be rlly affectionate and romantic. so like deny his orgasms but give him lots of kisses and take a candelit bath with him afterwards.
  • jihoon — brittainie: “for some reason i feel like he’d be rlly good at eating you out and fingering u” so? he’d be heavy into foreplay when he had the time to string u out the way he wanted to. also he’s got a dirty mouth on him and he’d looove to hear how u feel and what u like
  • minghao — OK SO look at minghao’s fingers aren’t they kind of scary?? i’m always sending her pics of them n saying how terrifying he’d be if he fingered u because he’d scoop ur fucking insides out…but in reality ohhh my god he’d be so good with his hands, could reach all the good spots. and he’d leave enormous palm prints on ur ass from aggressive spankings relieving pent up stress n irritation on u. also don’t quote me on this but he’d say the filthiest shit in mandarin.
  • mingyu — is the definition of a Gentle Giant!!! he’d just want to make u feel good!!! and the whole time he’s just so happy!!! that ur letting him fuck u!!! this is the greatest moment of his life!!! afterwards he’d just say thank u lmao also no big deal but he’s got a huge dick
  • seokmin — ok seokmin is…i feel like a lot of ppl would think he’s just a soft gentle bright baby but consider this: he wants to haul u onto his lap and grind u onto his wide firm thighs and while ur shaking from orgasm, trying to squirm away, begging him to stop…he’s holding u down and flexing his thigh n telling u how good ur being and telling u that u are going to come again and u do, on his thigh before he throws u down and fucks u for his own release…and afterward he smiles and he’s back to the soft gentle bright baby that u know and love :-)
  • seungkwan — allow me to copy/paste what i messaged brittainie on twitter on july 24th after i saw this gif lmao: the first time seungkwan would want to PROVE HE’S A REAL MAN but he’d realize all he wants is to hear pretty whimpers n moans all for him, that makes him feel man enough!!! so after that he’d be eager to please kwan who is down to try literally anything n just likes to have fun sex, he likes giggling n talking during it not trying to force some serious atmosphere. as previously discussed, he’s huge on both giving n receiving body worship, and no matter what kind of body his lover has he thinks they’re a god/goddess n it’s his mission to make sure they know that ;( also probably has an ass thing n begs to try anal. p.s. seungkwan is loud as hell in bed but every sound he makes sounds musical, also sometimes subconsciously n sometimes on purpose tries to harmonize moans w his partner /// srry i have…..a lot of feelings abt him that i’m trying to work through
  • hansol — ur typical teenage boy. he’s horny all the time and he loves boobs and he’s so excited to HAVE SEX!!! but no matter how bad he wants to bone u, ur still gnna be the one that has to come on to him instead of the other way around because he’s shy and awkward and he’s gnna blush so hard when u touch his dick fr the first time and when u start taking off ur clothes he’ll be gone. he’s gnna keep asking if ur sure that u rlly want to do this which will be cute at first but then annoying until u just have to get him on his back and climb on top of him and ride him all night, otherwise he’ll just sit at the end of ur bed asking if ur sure until morning. but just WATCH that boy n his aftercare skills he’ll get u a glass of water n massage ur legs and wash u up and :// sigh that’s the sweet boy u love
  • chan — SEND ME A MESSAGE OFF ANON IF U WANNA DISCUSS CHAN I’M NOT GETTING INTO IT…all i’m saying is that jeonghan n the hyungs have given him a fucking complex that kid is gnna be dom af he’s gotta feel in control somewhere and the bedroom is where

💕🌻✨🍑 💕🌻✨🍑 💕🌻✨🍑 💕🌻✨🍑

anonymous asked:

write short descriptions of your favourite mutuals/friends and then tag them (but not next to their descriptions) and try to make them guess which one is theirs!

i did two parts bc i did a lot of ppl! ppl are tagged in alphabetical order dfjskfn also i hope y'all can guess your number 🚶🚶🚶


@01bri @1aju @1oveful @2blushy @chanilovehours @doyoung @fruittxt @himlo @jenolees @junghwasgf

01 - omg we were JUST talking today… we always hit each other up for drama its p funny sjdfksldj i love hearing them talk just in general. they have a lot of good energy and it makes me happy that they like me enough to like. willingly hit me up i think thats really cute and i love that… also theyre always going to concerts and i think thats really cute i hope they hve a really good time :( they always have my back n i love talking to them !! angel 

02 - my sweetheart!!! they’re really the funniest we used to talk ALL the time before school started :( i miss them a lot but honestly i love when they spam me with notifs :’) jsdfkjsd i remember when we first met n we talked about divergent and the bts visual novel it was HONESTLY really iconic… they’re a year under me but honestly it feels like we’ve known each other for a while !! they have a lot of love in their heart and their love for a certain few ppl (starting w t) is so sweet :( i love how we both procrastinate and stay up until like 2 for everything anyway ily and i miss u! 

03 -  omg.. i feel like they’re my younger sister… i really don’t deserve such a ray of sunshine! whenever i’m down they always send me the sweetest asks and messages and once they even told me abt their day out of nowhere i just thought that was really cute :( they’re ALWAYS cheering me on and it is really really sweet !! they make me rlly happy nsdfkjsd even just seeing their asks that start with “GIRL!!!” yea :’) they’re the brightest star w the cutest personality

04. we talked for like four hours about grapes once and that’s how we became friends… uhh i love them a LOT !!! they are really so kind and supportive and we get along really well?? they have a callout list for me kjdfdsf honestly we have a lot of inside jokes and it’s really cute. they changed my opinion abt taureans (U SHOULD KNOW WHO U ARE BY NOW .. ) and i just love how we can talk about anythin????? also your sleep schedule is SUPER screwed up but its chill bc that means we can talk more ndfkjsdkf i love you angel !! 

05. i will LITERALLY never forget the time i was feeling like absolute SHIT and they took the time to write out like an ESSAY for me and it’s saved and screenshotted and immortalized forever in my heart it really meant a lot for someone to like. take the time out to do that for me and im so grateful…we don’t even post the same content anymore but they always interact w my posts and check up on me and send me asks… i love them a lot lot lot! on my old blog they’d send me the cutest asks too im grateful and lucky to have them in my life :’) 

06. they know who they are !! my one n only!! we talk every single day and somehow they don’t get sick of me which is a feat in of itself. super creative and caring and empathetic and strong and selfless and just? a really good person. they have the biggest heart and the most love to give. they’re also really hard on themselves :( my biggest cheerleader n the love of my life.. if you haven’t figured out who you are yet i’ll send jeno over to talk some sense into you (*tell you he loves you)

07. soooo soft :( everything about them is soft!! they hav a lot of love for a certain bunny boy and they’re always always tagging ppl in things i think it’s so unbelievably kind. they’re always spreading kindness and joy and is such a ray of sunshine!! i really really lov them a lot ! 

08. o man where do i start?? they’re really full of a lot of love… they’re always love posting abt their best friend and that really makes me so happy that they have such a positive good person in their life… anyway we always send each other cute asks periodically to check on each other & we’re always helping each other out when we go through emo moods… anyway they’re applying to college at the same time i am and i remember stressing out abt it with them but i KNOW we’ll both be fine i lovve them :’)

09. seriously a big source of support for me even if we don’t talk on the daily!! they always have really good advice to give and even when like. No Advice Can Be Given they’re always lending an listening ear. they’re really cute i love how mature they are !! besides giving rlly insightful n thoughtful advice.. uh they’re just a rockstar! they’re a little bit younger than me but they always try their best and help others out and it’s really admirable. plus they said they love making playlists and i just thought that was the cutest thing :/

10. we haven’t had a lot of conversations together but theyre really just the sweetest :( ever :( i was going through a hard time n they sent me so many sweet asks and messages. its always nice to know there are ppl who care abt u and this person is just SO caring in general!! they’re always tagging ppl in sweet things and doing their best and it is much appreciated !! much like their name they rlly are. the best and the brightest <3



@kimjunnoodle @lazy-gudetama @pastelunnie @rapgodkth @rosehyuck @snowedjin @taehn @taeilsgrl @taeyyongs

11. UGH another sweetheart … they’re always sending me the sweetest long asks checking up on me and they’re always interacting n communicating and talking abt stuff they’re passionate abt it i really love it ?????? i miss talking to them !! they would send me the cutest dog pictures :( i always see them around spreading love and happiness and warmth .. they have a lot of love and compassion in their heart. i always look forward to their asks and replies!!

12.  my EVERYTHING!!!! i saw their selfies like yesterday n they rlly knocked my socks off imagine being so pretty!!!! they are really an icon it was so cute talking to them abt our wedding :/ they’re a lot of fun they go from super soft to super funny and like, theyre either loveposting or talking about furries i think its the funniest thing ever. anyway they’re a total sweetheart n the best hyuck stan so yeah ! i love love

13. omg …. they’re SO considerate they’re always tagging me in those “associate ur mutuals with” posts and it’s honestly really cute ??? they have my kidneys and my left lung and my Whole heart :( the biggest sweetest tae stan ! super sweet and lovely and funny !!! we don’t talk a lot but i’m always cheering them on behind the scenes!! they always interact w my not funny stupid posts and hype me up theyre just. really great to be with and im grateful to b mutuals 

14. i’ve known you the longest!!!!!!!! i have all ur jk fics saved omg :( you’re the sweetest bean and i love talking to you.. even tho we don’t talk on the regular anymore it’s always so sweet hearing from you and i love how we always update each other when smthing important happens in our lives!!!! i love watching the videos u send ur voice is rlly the cutest n i remember the first tme i heard it i started crying anyway i still have your christmas card saved and i love you a whole freaking lot im still waiting to go on a date with u :( my tall gf

15. UH we literally talk and just. gush over how cute girls are …. jsfdasdf we ALWAYS tell each other beef no matter what sfjdsk they really have such a caring n chill personality. we think alike so it’s really nice telling them abt things i need help with because i always get a good second perspective on it… they’re always here to listen to me (even late at night when they have work the next day)… they’re a bit like my older sister i trust them a lot !! i really love how they always update me on things even tho i SUCK ass at messaging so :) anyway i love them a lot (move to california sooner!) 

16. one of the funniest most down to earth ppl i’ve ever met. memes are iconic and every single conversation we have i always manage to laugh bc their comedic timing is amazing and yea they’re just an all around great person. they’re my movie buddy and we can also really talk abt anything??? like we’re super comfortable around each other which is super cool n i’m grateful. we can talk for hours n hours … and yeah .. they’re also super sweet and always support me through everything! we have a lot of inside joke its cute & i’m glad i met this person i really am :’)

17. hdfsfn.. really. they really own my heart.. honestly i couldn’t have asked for a better mutual???????? they are Top Tier quality one of kind…they have like thousands upon thousands of followers and they always always promo me … im so undeserving of their love… AND AND THEY ALWAYS SEND ME ASKS …. even when like. im being annoying and ask stupid questions no one wants to answer they always write out a whole paragraph and it makes my WHOLE world ten times over im so grateful for them … i have the strawberry emoji on like all of their asks bc i want to keep all of them thats how much i appreciate the time n effort they show me … wrow… the cutest and best ever i love them a LOT! 

18. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they’re so motherly to me …. they’re always looking out for me and making sure i’m doing ok and i think that’s just the sweetest best thing ever :( they’re really sweet n pretty AND funny i always love seein their posts… they’re one of my few exo mutuals and i LOVE IT ! I LOVE THEM! they are sosososo soft their tags for their man are really the cutest too… they’re one of those mutuals who switch from loveposting to toesucking and it’s the best and funniest i love them! once i was sick n they sent me like two asks making sure i was ok and . wrow. i couldnt have asked for anyone better

19.  mMmMmMm i remember i thought they hated me and then it turns out they didn’t and i was SO relieved bc they’re so sweet and funny and :( just a really great person. they did a lil astrology analysis for me and it was so spot on i’d trust them with my life and my savings and my posterity…. uhhh they have a heart of gold they’re always looking out for others and trying their best n it’s really admirable. they also have such a good sense of humor!! a treasured mutual who owns my heart :( 

Mitch Marner #5

Requested by Anon:  (Inspired by Mitch and Auston singing on the bench) I ❤ your writing so much! Can you write an imagine where y/n and Mitch are singing in the car. The windows could be rolled down and ppl in the cars around them are laughing and it’s just super cute

*Hiii! Thank you so so much! I love Mitch and Auston singing on the bench. Okay, so here it is. I hope you enjoy this. It isn’t exactly what you requested but Mitch is being a dork here so I hope, I really hope you like this. :)*

Word count: 974

Originally posted by wonthetrade

Mitch grabbed your phone from the dashboard the moment your car merged with the traffic.

“Music time!” he declared as he opened your Spotify app.

You gripped the wheel and glanced at him quickly, “drivers get to choose.”

“Ha!” he said playfully, “I offered to drive but you won’t let me so I choose,” he sniggered.

Trust Mitch to actually feel bad about not being able to drive in bumper to bumper traffic. Dork.

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so in honor of me seeing hamilton last monday im going to compile a list of all my fave moments/things i distinctly remember. i can organize it between act 1 and 2 but beyond that no promises. also spoiler alert (?)

-so they dont have curtains and the lights just get dark and the music plays but it’s still relatively dark and burr wears dark clothes so when he casually walks out it’s really surreal that it’s starting

-cjack got more applause in the opening number than hamilton. people clapped every time he opened his mouth in act 1

-thayne was u/s for laurens and in aaron burr sir he went to lean on burr but he wasn’t looking and burr was a lil too far and he almost fell over

-thayne tripped in my shot he kept falling i felt so bad for him

-elizabeth judd was the first ensemble member to put on a dress and it was amazing shes gorgeous

-they all are

-how does rory keep a straight face people don’t stop laughing

-he goes why so sad and then frowns and like sinks down w his whole body

-“im so blue” *stomps on stage to change lighting from red to blue*

-andrew chapelle was herc and his hair poked out of his beanie just a lil bit it was great

-not on soundtrack: the extra whoas into story of tonight and herc’s “let’s have another round gentlemen”

-also not: the marching cadence to get kgiii offstage that stops as he eliminates a patriot

-angelica and peggy are always in the rafters, peggy more than angelica and they dance along to the songs

-guns and ships: jasmine was shaking her arms, renée was twerking (or as much as u can in 18th century dress)

-jasmine was wearing shiny earrings and was just really pretty in general

-idk if this is a dance move but in satisfied it went “number one” and the whole female ensemble dabbed for a split second

-charles lee: gets shot, falls halfway across the stage, gun goes skidding. calm down charles. u survive

-battle of yorktown straight up gives you chills like damn

-winter’s ball/helpless and satisfied legit have the same choreography it’s just how long they are in certain locations it’s really well done

-at the end of right hand man they’re all behind gwash and then everyone walks away except burr who steps forward to be pissed off abt ham in winters ball

-dear theodosia is hijacked by ham. eliza steps in the back at the end and i started crying bc she has the letter from south carolina

-in nonstop he says he was chosen for the constitutional convention and his voice gets high and he shakes his hands and arms like straight up fangirling about the govt a. ham is the og leslie knope

-at the end of nonstop everyone is surrounding him and singing and he walks up the movable staircase to meet gwash and it ends

-BUT during intermission tech crew put it back then rolled it back to the middle like wyd tech ???

-speaking of tech there was a malfunction w burrs mic and they fixed it without like the majority of the audience noticing it or stopping the show (i only noticed bc thats what i do when i tech) like the tech crew is amazing ??? and no one every really says that ??? do u know how hard it is to fix a mic in the middle or a show ??? really fucking hard props to them

-also tech crew doesnt give two shits during intermission theyll walk across that stage w a laundry basket u can fight them

-one of the ushers was walking around asking people to take selfies w him

-theres a draft in the rafters and it blows on a letter and jasmine’s dress and it’s really distracting but that’s okay it’s probably their air conditioning

-an ensemble member (neill that night i think) pops out of the conductor’s pit at the beginning of what’d i miss

-tjeffs spends more time bouncing than he does walking no wonder he needs that cane

-ham literally shoves himself in between gwash and tjeffs and inserts his hand into jeffersons when he introduces himself

-an ensemble member helps tjeffs off the staircase and he wipes his hand after the contact

-in the cabinet battles gwash, tjeffs, and ham all have personal microphones. im surprised tjeffs didnt have rhinestones on it

-at the end of cabinet battle #1 tjeffs drops his mic into madisons hand (im proud of them for protecting their mics) and madison KEEPS IT SAFE FOR HIM until the next cabinet battle

-cjack broke character bc when he went to tell hamilton to take a walk michael luwoye was halfway across the stage and he started laughing people were confused, i laughed at him

-the hamilton household has different rooms distinguishable by lighting which is actually really rad and eliza has to walk to the back of the stage to go “up the staircase”

-philip is really nervous for the forst half of his rap but then gets into it. like really

-angelica has an umbrella when she is reciting her comma letter

-the foyer of their house is downstage and when angelica arrives the light extends to where she’s standing it’s a p big foyer and as i said before: the whole lighting of the dif rooms was hella rad

-say no to this hamilton is alone at his desk in the middle of the light and the turntables. the outer one has the lamposts and mariah starts to walk around

-side note jasmine is perfect and her dress is. so red

-james reynolds is a cocky dick youve probs seen the pictures of him but he’s always walking with his faux swagger and i hate him. so much

-mariahs house is in the balcony on sr based on where she was looking

-when ham gets mad at her abt the letter she gets on her knees in front of him and holds his hands and looks down and it’s really sad and he rips his hands away then walks downstage and she follows him after some aggressive hip/dress movements that idk how to explain w words

-“when her body’s on mine i do not say no” she’s sitting on his knee and he’s sitting on a chair wth kind of affair

-if you have seen wicked and the song where elphaba’s mother has an affair ?? it’s nothing like that. at all. that’s what i had always pictured though

-at the end when ham agrees to pay reynolds, he walks offstage and mariah looks like she’s going to stay but HE SNAPS HIS WHIP AND SHE RUNS AFTER HIM. i feel so bad for her she needed help i hate ham

-they just continue the show as if nothing happened and you’re like. dying inside. it hurts a bit to look at eliza and philip in schuyler defeated ham sucks they deserved better

-ANYWAYS in the room where it happens you see the whole repeated choreography motif as it shows burr, madison, and jefferson in their thought processes leading up to that night and then taking hamilton away from the dinner so he can piss off burr

-also in cabinet battle #1 burr is in the rafters so technically he WAS in the room where it happened

-congres is fighting over where to put the capital, yet they all shouted virginia, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

-when ham says “you get nothing if you wait for it” to burr he’s really irritated and shakes his shoulders as if he could get burr away from him and does lil quotation movements if i was burr is be angry too

-the burr dance in room where it happens, like the big one, he was using his hands to make his coat flap more

-cabinet battle #2 madison hands tjeffs his microphone (which had been kept INSIDE HIS JACKET) and hamilton retrieves his from the special case

-when he pretends he’s king louis’ head he put his hand on his head as if he was holding it up by the hair

-tjeffs is about to walk offstage but burr is singing “it must be nice” and he just HAS to gice his input

-they r all jumping as they say southern mother fucking democratic republicans

-tjeffs hands gwash his letter of resignation as he walks offstage after washington on your side

-ham is reading a bunch of papers but puts them all down in favor of reading tjeffs’ letter of resignation

-the f ensemble has their corsets and legging things and female overcoats but no dresses in one last time and it’s probably my favorite look bc as they do their dancing it falls around their legs more and i love it

-kgiii walks on stage and is disgusted to be near gwash

-he is told the next president and goes WHAT like really monotone and loud then tells the ensemble member (kamille) to go away

-at the end of his song he sits downstage sr on a stool and makes kamille move the stool. he stays there until hamilton screams motherfucker

-speaking of which he’s holding a stack of papers the size of abt 5-6 harry potter and the order of the phoenix’s and drops the stack from the top rafter like g e e z

-jefferson’s WHAAAAT and he like bounces over to burr to look at the letter

-ham keeps the letter in a drawer that i didnt notice until then but is like on the wall ????

-hurricane lighting is rad. ham is in the middle surrounded by a blue ring of light that looks like wind or waves

-at one point a lot of ppl are on the turntable slowly doing their thing: reynolds is being a dick, mariah is transporting the quill to ham, and burr is there. why is he there. he was just reading a book

-mariah hands ham the quill over his shoulder and is there to support him even though he didnt support her i feel bad for her have i said that

-the reynolds pamphlet: aka everyone has a pamphlet. where did they come from ??? i followed jasmine across the stage she only had the quill yet she had a pamphlet as soon as the song started. magic

-james reynolds is back this time to be all proud of himself when he is mentioned

-thayne slowly backs up into jevon, careful not to fall or trip again

-philip finds out via madison and jefferson (and burr a lil bit) he looks up at hamilton and you can see he is crushed. ham watches as he runs offstage

-reynolds pamphelt is chaotic but fun to watch. angelica is savage. she arrives from london by walking under some peoples suitcases

-at the end ham is surrounded by people throwing pamplets on him. kgiii helps and does some Classic White Person Dance Moves

-they must throw abt a hundred papers but they are all gone by the end of the song. magic

-they set up burn and the juxtaposition of the sadness if burn w the fact that neill was doing some insane dance moves as he put the fire bucket down was weird

-burn is quiet. we are sad. eliza is perfect

-philip stands in the middle of the theater to shout at eacker in the balcony jesus christ can you try NOT to make a scene

-you think you’d care if you were shooting someone but eacker is extremely indifferent

-eliza screams. im sure you know this but if u weren’t already crying then you are then

-renée is amazing her it’s quiet uptown is amazing how does she not break down how is it so perfect

-after eliza forgives him they just stand in the middle of the stage. crying. my heart is broken in actually going to cry just remembering it

-madison is wiping away tears when he says please in election of 1800

-it’s dead silent when burr says “i learned that from u” and i heard the crinkle of the paper when he gave hamilton is pamphlet

-“gave” more like forced upon. hams arms were crossed and he put it on his chest burr was so smug and excited abt winning sorry fam but no

-hamiltons big announcement is in the rafters. it’s funny how earlier when people wanted to listen to him he was downstage but in act two and he was posting unwelcome letters or responses they put him in the rafters which is where lee was when he talked abt washington in stay alive. hmmmmm

-so jasmine was in the rafters in your obedient servant and i was looking at her until burr literally screamed “then STAND, alexander” and i got a lil scared

-burr said “this man has poisoned my political pursuits” instead of “this man is poisoned by political pursuits” was it on purpose or not ?????

-“we were near the same spot my son died” philip is there. hamilton runs to him

-sasha #thebullet is the bullet in other songs but in the world was wide enough it’s really distinct. burr shoots the gun and she follows its path slowly across the stage during hamilton’s monologue. this is in a straight line as the turntables turn. they choreography is reminiscent of previous songs in the musical. he goes in the middle like he did for his my shot monologue and the ensemble is around him. the bullet is coming towards him. “im running out of time, im running…” he runs away from the bullet which is center stage at this point. gwash salutes him. laurens looks on from the stairs. when he speaks of eliza she is standing between him and burr as if she’d thrown herself in front of him to take the bullet. he’s surrounded by the whole cast and then suddenly theyre gone

-he is shot, he hunches over (philip had done the same and was places on a table)

-the music is slow now, we can hear the turntables. we are shocked. we knew it was coming but we are shocked

-burr is sad. we are sad. wlwdwtys plays


-at the end of the song she cant wait to see him again and they walk in a heartshape to meet

-everyone is in storyteller clothes again, even rory

-ham leads her center stage, she looks out and up, gasps and it goes dark

-i got chills just remembering all this

tbh i love queenie so much i mean here’s this little ray of sunshine, as pretty on the inside as she is on the outside, lover of sweets and people and curious and bright

and she hasn’t even had a nice, easy life! a half-blood in a society that hates no-majs, an orphan who lost her parents at a young age, serving coffee around ppl who we can assume aren’t that great and she can read all their not so great thoughts

but she still always sees the silver lining and is so quick to point it out. quick to talk about how good she’s got it, since she has her sister. quick to underplay herself in favor of gushing about her sister’s accomplishments. quick to accept anything thrown her way and make the most of it, be it two strange men in her living room, or nearly getting arrested in a police raid

and the thing is she sees the best in people even though she can read their minds! she’s probably seen the worst that the world has to offer, through other people’s thoughts, but she hasn’t let that drag her down or make her cynical

when she first meets jacob she says “don’t worry honey, most guys think what u were, when they first see me.” she’s gone years having to see what men think about her, imagine doing to her, men much less sweet than jacob, and instead of becoming angry or bitter or disgusted (like i would have tbh) she just accepts it and even manages to use it to her advantage (“ladies things”) because though she’s kind most of all, she’s nearly just as clever, which no one ever seems to anticipate bc she isn’t like her sister the career girl or even newt the eccentric scientist. she’s just queenie, sweet pretty queenie, who sews and cooks and smiles her way through life

when she realizes tina, her sister whom she loves dearly, is about to be killed she doesn’t panic. she thinks on her feet and immediately sets out to rescue her with seemingly no concern for her own safe being. and when tina heads into danger again, queenie is quick to try and rush after her, again showing no fear

really the only times queenie seems afraid in the whole movie are when she realizes tina is in danger, and when she doesn’t want to lose jacob

and her compassion!!! queenie is really the only person in the whole movie to get newt to open up about his past, and she’s also the only person who clearly understands him and how he feels/felt. and yes in large part that is due to her legilimency, but i feel like that goes both ways. queenie is a naturally gifted legilimens and maybe that’s because she was good at reading and understanding ppl to begin with

also i just rly love that she’s the naturally gifted legilimens, and while she could have used her ability for personal gain, or manipulation, she never does. think about the other legilimens we know of: salazar, voldemort, snape, dumbledore–all very manipulative, at the very least. but not queenie: she’s content to just use it at her leisure, for fun or to help others

and i love that she’s so feminine! don’t get me wrong, there’s a lot to be said for tomboys and i love tougher than nails girls, /believe me/, but so often the girls we’re meant to root for are “just one of the boys” or quirky & nerdy or otherwise anti-girly-girl, bc how else would we know they’re a feminist, strong independent “not like other girls” woman? while the mean girl we’re meant to hate is the one who loves shopping and cares about fashion and is all about boys. so it’s a nice change of pace, to have a pretty, well dressed, sexy girl who wears pink silk and likes boys and cooking and sewing and other feminine things, also be the kind, sweet, likeable cinnamon roll

also queenie and tina as sisters!! i could go on about the goldstein girls all day. about how the first time we see tina smile is when queenie comliments her. about how they’re so different but they clearly love each other and complement each other so much. about how tina probablly worried about queenie losing her innocent optimism so she tried to shield her from the darkest parts of the world. and of course, being a legilimens, queenie already saw it all but she knew her sister needed to protect her and so she decided that she was always going to be bright and sunny, for tina’s sake. she probably knows about tina’s demotion, but she’s so proud of her anyways, and makes sure to say it. and tina never worries that queenie isn’t strong enough to help them, and doesn’t blink twice at bringing her along

even though tina’s the one that brought the boys cocoa, and said “i thought u might like something hot to drink,” when they disappear it’s queenie who looks dejected and sadly says “but we made them cocoa.” it’s queenie who warmly invites the boys in at once, and does the cooking, and it was most likely queenie who wanted to give them cocoa too. pls imagine queenie needling her rumpled sister into carrying in that tray to them while tina tried to seem tough and “mr. scamander is a criminal, queenie” “well what about the other one?” “he’s a no-maj! he won’t even remember this in the morning!” “well that’s no reason to not be kind now” “no-maj’s probably don’t even like cocoa” “don’t be silly of course he will!” “how do u know?” “i can read minds, tina” “ugh fine” because queenie knows that on the inside tina’s a softie, just like her

pls imagine tina and queenie as little girls, recently orphaned, tina holding queenie as she cries and thinking calm, soothing thoughts because she knows she can hear them. both of them thinking “i have to be strong for her,” and they both are

101 things I love about Jung Hoseok

  1. his eyes
  2. his nose shape
  3. his teeth
  4. his lips
  5. his hair
  6. his face shape
  7. his warmth
  8. his smiles
  9. his laugh
  10. how he pushes people over sometimes if he’s laughing too hard
  11. his love for skinship
  12. he’s a lover not a fighter yes good
  13. his dancing (his control is incredible and every time I watch him I am even more enamored by his skill)
  14. his rapping
  15. his singing
  16. his hand shape
  17. his legs
  18. specifically his thighs
  19. his feet they’re pretty have you seen them
  21. his hips
  22. his back
  23. his shoulders
  24. when he giggles
  25. his lyrics in 1VERSE
  26. 1VERSE
  27. his rap lyrics in pretty much every other BTS song
  28. his fashion sense
  29. his confidence
  30. his humility
  31. how he will literally grab someone’s hand and put in on himself so that they’ll pet or massage him
  32. when he takes candids of his members
  33. his little affinity for photography because he sees it as a way to keep memories alive
  34. how his fingers spread out really wide without him even trying
  35. his li’l ears
  36. his English
  37. his Japanese
  38. him introducing BTS in multiple languages
  39. his raspy voice when he’s trying to be quiet/when he’s feeling relaxed
  40. how he’s one of those ppl who tries 2 whisper but doesn’t actually know how to whisper lmao it’s just like a lower, growly type of sound instead of his regular speaking volume/voice
  41. shameless aegyo
  42. shamelessly acting sexy
  43. a very, very understanding person
  44. wants everyone to be happy all the time
  45. his crying face is cute?? wha- bby… ;;u;;
  46. writes raps targeting a terrorist group in Korea bc they fucked with his hometown and they target women and they’re just flat out awful and oh my god just read this I love him omfg
  47. his rap lyrics
  48. he likes hip-hop and rap music, but he also apparently likes softer songs as well bc he always recs them on the rare occasion that he recs anything at all
  49. ex. Nell’s ‘Time Spent Walking Through Memories’, Remy Shand’s ‘Rocksteady’, Naturally 7′s ‘Closer’
  50. he’d rather a kiss on the lips than on the cheek -giggling like a shoujo girl-
  51. probably has soft hands??? idk why but I imagine he has soft hands?? maybe someone who has touched his hand before can tell me, that would be nice…
  52. 22yo and mature yet remains playful bc he wants to “remain a child at heart”
  53. his handwriting which totally suits his personality bc it’s messy and spastic, but bubbly and cute
  54. when he tries 2 draw some stuff
  55. when he uses this emote @_@
  56. pro at fanservice
  57. can probably befriend some of the shyest and least sociable people because he’s so friendly and sociable himself
  58. heart-shaped lips
  59. pre-debut braces
  60. collects action figures did u see him in AHL he got so fcking excited when he walked into that one shop and saw all the action figures what a fucking cute-ass fucker jsfsdf bye he bought the Spongebob one I’m gonna squish him (update: he went 2 an action figure museum/showcase thing or whatever that was what a cute little geek boy)
  61. has this obvious joy when it comes to making people laugh. not just bc he’s part of the sunshine line, but he just genuinely tries to make people laugh and looks like :// if he doesn’t get a good reaction
  62. scared of a variety of things it okay bby, ARMY will protect u
  63. very much a hoe
  64. very much my ideal type
  65. I have only seen him hold a baby once but it was adorable and he held it so gently, but so safely with his arms all around it wowowow cutecutecutecutecutecute
  66. quite aware of his surroundings, notices almost everything. (I think he’d be that person who listens to what you’re talking about even though someone started talking over you, like even if u don’t think he’s listening, he probably heard what you said.)
  67. he gave Namjoon his gold medal after he won that race it was so cute idfkkfkgj
  68. not afraid to cry and doesn’t seem to buy into that whole “““real men don’t c ry ..!! :// :P !!”“““ bullshit
  69. when someone makes fun of him or ignores him and he does that thing where he grabs their shirt and gets up in their face
  70. playful and can act energetic, but damn he’s so chill tbh
  71. doesn’t appear to mind making a little bit of a scene with his large expressions and gestures and his loud laugh/voice
  72. self-aware
  73. sniffed Jungkook’s neck and Jimin’s head and likes the smell of Mickey’s paws oh my god… ♥♥♥
  74. so open, so warm, so kind, so lovely
  75. when he gets unexpectedly bashful
  76. Jungkook was too shy to do freestyle on Hope On The Street so Hobi let him do one of his best choreos instead and of course was shouting supportive things n being the good hype man he is wow ;u; ♥
  77. when that random pug on that one pet shop broadcast thing was squirming bc ppl kept taking it from Hoseok n it wanted Hobi back
  78. Stop him…. (“Q:Which cosplay does J-hope prefer: 1. Schoolgirl 2. Cheerleader 3. Nurse 4. Naked”)
  79. he likes 2 take bites of other people’s food
  80. he’s like always trying to live his life to the fullest?? he experiences things with such emotion ;;
  81. when he does little shouts and ad-libs in the bg of songs
  82. A+ sense of humor.. doesn’t seem to particularly enjoy laughing at people’s pains and misfortunes, but would probably laugh at a fart joke and also likes wordplay.. 내 스타일 👌
  83. he does the bouncy leg thing when he’s sitting down ;u;
  84. was damn ready 2 switch seats w/Jimin bc Chimchar was feeling carsick (JM: “can anyone switch seats with me…?” HS: -already has his seat belt undone halfway through Jimin’s sentence??-)
  85. when he takes his hat off, runs his hand through his hair, den puts his hat back on 👌👍
  86. I don’t know if this is just because his job description kind of calls for him being this way with social media but he seems to keep his personal friendships/family life out of the public view like he seems kind of private that way and idk I think I respect that
  87. kind of mentioned a massage thing already but like he and Jimin seem 2 always massage each other?? I think it’s bc they’re both main dancers so they understand the aches that go along with it and I bet u Hoseok will also massage other member’s backs n stuff he’s a mama-like caretaker li’l bub he wants ppl to be comfy n happy inside and out
  88. when he stutters
  89. “too bad~ but it’s too sweet, it’s too sweet~ -body rolls n does cool dance moves-” he got to do that whole video on his own bro I’m so proud of him ;;
  90. wants to trAVEEEELLLL can u imagine going on a trip with him oh my fff ;u;
  91. he can beatbox bro like got damn
  92. bitchface
  93. Yoongi said Hoseok has a soft spot for compliments lol~
  94. he doesn’t like… take himself too seriously?? idk like… he acts sexy for the camera and then laughs at himself for it
  95. wrote a song about his mother
  96. included his mother’s voice in the song by calling her and recording her answering his call
  97. girl group dance pro
  98. “my butt is nice -proceeds to show off his butt-”
  99. when he went to that one artist’s showcase or whatever that was with Jimin #artappreciation
  100. casual glaces at the cam-bam dfdhr why do I like that so much
  101. “You couldn’t tell which one was the flower, huh? I was the flower.”

Hey, saw so many sharing stories, guess I should give it a shot. (KINDA LONG) Just a little background info first

So I’ve been working at my local grocery store for almost 3 yrs now. It’s sorta a high school/college thing and it being retail new ppl come while old ones leave. I call them “waves” when there’s just a whole new generation of employees. I have to constantly make new friends and on that note I’m on wave 5…I think. I am cool with EVERYBODY at my job, especially since both my twin and I worked together. She’s gone but I remain as “twin” there to the ppl who are like my second family. Anyhoo, although I’m cool with everyone, I have a set of ppl I call my crew…basically the ppl I choose to eat with, talk with on a regular basis, and even meet up outside of work with. My crew has decreased significantly since I first started so now I have only four members. My good friend, let’s call her Trish, is a lovely Arabic doll who is heavily into the Latino culture. A white boy, who swears up and down he’s not white. We’ll call this party addict, hookah smoking, car loving fiend, Chris. He’s one of the sweetest and cockiest dudes you’ll ever meet. Then there’s my newest girl who could literally be my sister. We’ll call here Amy. She’s random and doesn’t think twice before spittin nonsense out of her mouth. Lastly there’s who I wanna talk about…

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okay here’s the thing i have this whole haikyuu drama club au (yes a drama club au) in mind but i just can’t seem to write down all my ideas for it coherently….. so i’m just gonna write the tsukkiyama part of it here!! are u guys Ready bc i’m kinda Ready

this got kinda long so the rest of it will be under the cut!! it is v cliche bc i am v cliche okay here we go

  • so these two kiddos both usually work back stage, doing the Nerd things n having a good time (or try to)
  • but outside of the club and when they’re at each other’s houses sometimes yama likes to take out the script they’re working on at the time and act out the lines with tsukki
  • tsukki doesn’t really “act” tho, more like say the lines as monotone as possible
  • not bc he can’t act (he’s actually kinda decent. yama says he’s good when he actually tries!!) but bc he just doesn’t want to, he works backstage why would he practice the script voluntarily???
  • really the only reason he bothers going along with this is because
  • he really likes to hear yama act
  • (actually he really likes yama in general but he’s not gonna admit that to anyone lmao who do u think he is)

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eeeeee! hello lovelies! i was gonna wait until i hit a milestone or something big happened but i’m a very impatient person so here we are

ps thank u to all who have put up with having my shitty art on their dash !! or whatever it means a lot !!! i love u all rmr that :*

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SO here we go folks, @abermb​ and i were talking about taylor swift & kent parson and this happened. it’s all canon in my heart now:

  • taylor swift and kent parson are bffs (like in this post by @kennyvparson​)  and talk to eachother abt dumb boys while their cats have playdates
  • they do stuff like spa nights (which includes painting their toenails together & watching amazingly terrible tv shows like ghost adventures)
  • however kit purrson is a bitch so all of the cat playdates end in disaster but they always forget this and are like “ONE DAY our cats will be friends”
  • kents cat is a complete asshole to everyone but him and hes just smugly like “shes such a good judge of character”
    • like after jack and kent patch up their horrible and broken relationship kent invites jack and bitty over to his place for dinner or something and bitty goes up to kit and is like “!!! animal!! HI!!” and she just like. looks at him. and then hisses and runs off. and kent is like “KIT oh my god you bitch” but he’s secretly like “haaa”
    • taylor swift: *gets a new problematique boyfriend*
      kent: *in sunglasses sipping iced tea from a straw, shaking his head gently* you’re too good for him darling
      kit: hisses in emphasis
  • taylor swift and kent parson are the SAME HEIGHT, and she wears heels a lot so he’d look v short next to her at red carpet events but once he retired from hockey & didn’t have to worry abt spraining his ankles etc he’d also wear heels to said events so they could still be the same height, because he’s competitive
    • also because they’re drift compatable and it’s fun being the same height so they can move eerily in sync while in public settings
  • taylor swift and kent parson are a terrifying power duo is what i’m saying.

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anonymous asked:

What made you decide to be the best and most inclusive writer I have ever seen? Omg I hope you know how much you're appreciated. I never see my friends and myself reflected in the fics I read and there's no way characters we relate to would be on tv and stuff. You're amazing and ily so much

I hope I’m not the most inclusive writer out there I always wanna get better but I mean. I like writing diverse characters bc that’s how real life is. like when I think of my friend group, it’s FULL of queer ppl, poc, ppl who aren’t cis, neurodivergent ppl, disabled ppl. in a VARIETY of ways. it’s wild to me that sets of characters aren’t written like that more often bc like. do all ppl just have bland white straight friends or smth? like is that ?? how writers see the world?? idk man. it’s like fifty million times more fun to write inclusive stuff bc u can do such good things w it!

like for example in hospital au I got to talk abt illness in a way that didn’t hit the cliche ‘pixie manic dream girl w cancer teaching a boy abt First Love & Mortality™ just in time for her to die’ shit like. that ?? generally isn’t how things in real life go?

in all of the aus too I just. I think the best ways to write abt rly important things – grief, love – is to do it through characters doing things. feeling things. sometimes feeling it badly lol. the way clarke doesn’t process emotions well is different from the way lexa doesn’t process emotions well & that makes them Interesting. it’s an interesting relationship & dynamic bc they understand ea other & I like to give that depth.

& like. beyond that ?? I Like it?? I like to write what it might be like to be physically disabled for raven bc it’s smth that real ppl are all the time, & raven is amazing bc she’s never About her disability. or her race or her gender. BUT u can Always address those things at times in her story. & like. it makes her interesting & rich as a character, so much more than if she was able bodied & white & male.

bc like at the end of our day our differences are what make us compelling, & not all differences are sunshine & flowers & cute pastel hair aesthetic. sometimes depression after a loss can be ugly. sometimes brains don’t work quite right & ur hands hurt too much & u say things u don’t mean to ppl u love. racism exists. homophobia exists. sexism exists. ableism exists. stories, like, Good stories, are compelling bc they address those things but aren’t About those things. & ppl generally have those ugly differences & those sunshine differences inside them ALL at the same time!

I’ve said this before, too, but I’m Tired of seeing stories w two queer women & the story is exclusively About them being queer. I’m Tired of stories abt poc that are About them being poc. I get the historical importance but it’s just. I want them to get to be dynamic & Do Things. bc like. I’m queer, I’m neurodivergent, I’m a woman, & I don’t want my entire life to amnt to those things. & so I feel like ppl reading my stuff, whatever those differences are, want to see them represented but not Paramount. they wanna fall in love & have friends & wear comfy clothes & find safe spaces & they want their Whole selves to be included in that, but they still WANT those things. bc like, duh, who wouldn’t want to ride bikes at 3 am to the park on a summer night w ppl they love – romantically, platonically, anything between – & feel safe & warm & 16 & infinite? who doesn’t want that comfort? & I just. don’t want it to only be white straight ppl who get to see themselves as those little fleeting magics. so yknow. I write all the different ppl into teeny moments of ineffable bc. why not.