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Houses as Tumblr Text Posts Part Six
  • Gryffindor: We live in a disgusting dystopian society where swordsmanship isn't a respected college major
  • Hufflepuff: I'm upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean
  • Ravenclaw: Was anyone else called gifted when they were younger and now struggle with standards and realizing everyone else caught up?
  • Slytherin: My talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting sad over things I saw coming

Imagine Ginny Weasley walking through the halls and getting catcalled by a few boys. “Looking hot, Weasley!” One of them yells. Behind her, Fred and George start doing ridiculous poses, blowing kisses to the unsuspecting boys.

“I know,” they say in unison.

Houses as things I overheard while hiking
  • Gryffindor: "I went off the trail and scaled a steep cliff by accident but the view was amazing. Worth dying for? I don't know, because I didn't so I want to say yes."
  • Hufflepuff: "Stop hopping? You're the one who told me to be one with nature. So I'm a bunny. Hop hop hop."
  • Ravenclaw: "I learned something about myself today. I learned that my body can undergo a lot more torture than I ever expected."
  • Slytherin: "I would totally do this again, but I'm not into self endangerment or masochism. I've had enough exercise to last a lifetime, thanks."
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“If only he had died like Hedwig, so quickly he would not have known it happened. Or if he could have launched himself in front of a wand to save someone he loved… He envied even his parents’ deaths now. This cold-blooded walk to his own destruction would require a different kind of bravery.”