ok so i was talking to my dad about how i love the idea of sirius black being stunningly gorgeous and incredibly short. Just the idea of turning around the whole “guys have to be tall to be attractive” b.s. And my dad came up with my new favorite idea that further goes against what’s expected. What if sirius black’s animagus form… was a poodle?
Think about it. Not a miniature poodle, but a standard one. They’re incredibly noble looking creatures, they’re show dogs, they’re a mark of breeding. Imagine sirius black’s reaction when he finds out he’s a poodle.
He’d probably be upset at first of course. Not wanting to be associated with yet another reminder that he’s a pureblood (or purebreed lol), or the fact that he’s a fricking poodle. But what are some of the things that fandom has widely accepted about sirius? That he is mad about his hair.
Imagine sirius black taking impeccable care of his hair, both in human form and in doggy form. Having moony walk him down to the groomers every few weeks, just to get that perfect cut. The only times he ever went without being perfectly groomed were when he was in azkaban and when he was in hiding.
Which brings us to the only real descriptions of sirius black’s animagus form throughout the books. Large, black, shaggy, and scary. Have you guys ever seen an overgrown poodle?
idk but if i saw that in the middle of the night i’d definately take that as an omen of oncoming death.
Sirius Black is a poodle. Case closed.