i love how she randomly turns into a 4 year old

FUTURE (M)

Originally posted by bangtanjaemi

genre: slight supernatural au, smut, light bondage

BACKGROUND: Jin had the power to read everyone’s future, all except yours. You use this to your advantage and surprise him with a night you were sure he was never going to forget. Loving how you always had the element of surprise when it came to the boy who knew everything

AUTHORS NOTE: This was supposed to be a supernatural story with all my usual angst and shit but for some reason it got to sexual and teasing and I have no regrets. Hope you like it! ;) Will edit mistakes later! 

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"Ahv?"

Originally posted by oursisthefvry

Pairing: Bruce Wayne x Daughter!Reader | Selina Kyle x Daughter!Reader

Warnings: None?

Prompts: to lazy to summarize, sorry!

Words: 821

Translator: Ahv = Father

Em = Mother

A/N: I just randomly got this idea?? so I’m just going with it.


You were abandoned at a young age, only 4 years old. You knew nothing about your family, only one thing, that your mother seemed to be raised in a Jewish household, where they only spoke Hebrew and little English. During your 4 years of living with her, you only knew Hebrew, just a little bit. The simple words like, father, mother, hello, goodbye, food, and help. So when the Selina Kyle found you she asked you multiple things, you not understanding anything.

After that raining afternoon in Gotham, you had a new mother. Selina Kyle couldn’t abandon you, you were just a little toddler with big (e/c) eyes, (h/l) (h/c) hair, and a smug look on your face that seemed to familiar. So, she took you home, raising you with help of Ivy and Harley, whom absolutely loved you. 

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Bite Me: Part 6

Summary: Bucky Barnes is a vampire looking for his next meal, and you happen to cross his path in the most perfect way. However, one taste of your blood has him reeling in disgust. Never has he met a human with blood that tastes as horrible as yours. He has the perfect plan to help fix that…

Characters: Bucky Barnes, Reader

Warnings: some mild cursing

Part 1     Part 2     Part 3      Part 4     Part 5


Your friendship with Bucky had flourished over the last three months. Whenever he wasn’t walking you home or breaking into your apartment, he was visiting the bookstore during your shifts. He was still annoying as ever, but it was definitely more tolerable after your little bonding session while you were sick.

You learned quite a bit about Bucky as well.

He actually wasn’t that old. He had been turned in his 20s during World War II, so he was barely 100. Fairly young for a vampire. He still didn’t like talking about how he was turned or where he had been before New York, so you knew better than to keep bringing it up.

He loved science and the stars, so you had surprised him with a nighttime trip to the Museum of Natural History as a way to say thanks for all the food and supplements he had been buying. He had acted like a kid in a candy store, hopping from one exhibit to the next, reciting interesting facts from memory and from the little plaques on the walls.

And today was also his birthday. You had gone over every present idea you could think of, but nothing seemed right. You were running out of time too. He was coming to walk you home after the end of your shift at the bookstore in less than 10 minutes, and you had nothing.

“What do you a get a vampire for his birthday?” you randomly asked the succubus in front of you.

“You could always let him suck your blood,” she suggested, giving you a sly wink. She leaned forward to grab her bag, gently tracing her fingertips over the top of your hand. She seemed surprised when her touch had absolutely no effect on you.

“Sorry,” you said, shrugging your shoulders. “I’m asexual, so I’m pretty much immune to you.”

The succubus let out a little “hrmph” and stomped out of the shop. You couldn’t help but laugh; that wasn’t the first time being ace had had its benefits. As you closed up the shop, you considered her words. Perhaps she was actually onto something…


You bounced eagerly as you watched Bucky approach the shop. “Happy birthday!” you exclaimed. “How old are you now? 150?”

He smiled and cleared his throat. “Just 100.”

You grabbed his hand and led him behind the bookstore to the alley where you first met. “Eh, close enough,” you replied. “Anyway, I have a present for ya.”

“What’s that?” Bucky asked as he looked around the alley. “A trashcan? Geez, doll, you shouldn’t have.”

You shoved his shoulder and rolled your eyes. “No, you idiot.” You pulled out a vial of dark, red liquid and handed it to him. He unraveled out a small scroll that revealed the words “Happy Birthday Bucky” in a fancy script. Bucky’s eyes widened when he realized what it was as he swirled the vial around and examined the liquid.

“Are you serious?” he asked.

“No, I gave you a vial of my blood for fun,” you shot back. “I just figured you should taste whether or not all your hard work this year has been paying off.”

Bucky shook his head. “You don’t have to do this.”

“Duh, that’s why it’s called a present,” you replied. “Seriously, Bucky, I don’t mind. Besides, I stuck a needle in my arm, this isn’t going to waste.”

Bucky gulped partly due to nervousness and partly due to excitement. He would be lying if he said he hadn’t been curious about how your blood tasted after the last four months. 

He opened the cap with a small pop, and tilted it back like a shot. It was sweet and viscous, just how he liked it. Definitely much better than the first time he had tried to eat you. He quickly wiped the blood off his lips.

“Well?” you asked. “Better?”

“Meh,” Bucky replied, cheekily.

“Meh?” you yelped. “Meh?! I’ve been taking those stupid supplements and eating that food for MONTHS, and all you can say is ‘meh’?!” You glared at him and punched him in the shoulder. “I hate you.”

“No you don’t,” Bucky replied, linking his arm through yours and walking out of the alley. 

You scoffed lightly and couldn’t help but smile up at him.

“Nah,” you said, leaning your head on his shoulder. “I really don’t.” 

“See?” Bucky teased. “Besides, doll,  just think, without my help, you would have undoubtedly killed some poor soul with your repulsive blood.”

“Well unfortunately, it didn’t kill you…” you muttered.

“I think the phrase you’re looking for is ‘Happy Birthday, Bucky, of course I’ll treat you to ice cream for all the hard work you’ve done!’”

You rolled your eyes and giggled. “C’mon, Barnes, let’s go get some ice cream. My treat.”

Bucky’s mouth formed a perfect ‘o’ as he held in hands to his cheeks. His eyebrows scrunched up and his voice took on a high pitch as he pretended to be surprised. “Why doll, ice cream? For me? You shouldn’t have!”

“Bite me, Barnes,” you huffed.

“If only you’d let me…” he lamented.

“Not gonna happen.”

“Please?”

“Nope.”

“Just a nibble?”

“You just drank some of my blood!”

“How can I know it’s really yours? I mean, I didn’t see you stick the needle in your arm. For all I know, you could be lying.”

“God you are the WORST!”

You continued to bicker as you walked to the ice cream shop, but your words held no malice. Yes, he was insufferable, and yes, his motives were a bit ridiculous. Was he a vampire? Sure. Did he try to eat you once? Maybe. But he was still your friend. 

And somehow, you really didn’t mind. 


A/N: So that’s the end! Nothing super dramatic, but I hope you enjoyed the series! Thanks for the sweet comments!!

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This is Our Life

Originally posted by frozen-delight

Pairing: Sam x Cas x Reader
Word count: 1,196
Warnings: Couple swears
Request: Anonymous. OMG PLEASE A POLY RELATIONSHIP WITH SAM AND CASTIEL
A/N: This is an AU :)


Coming down the stairs barefoot, you slipped your earrings in before pulling your hair up into a loose ponytail. “Cas?” You called out, not knowing where he’d gone off to that morning after he’d gotten out of bed. “Come on, babe, I have to be to school soon to set up.” You chuckled.

Cas came out of the kitchen holding your 6 month old daughter, Eliza. “Sorry, she was babbling in my ear, the radio was on, I had my laptop open, planning the lessons, and well…” He shrugged with that cute smile.

“Try not to let them wear you out.” You teased. Moving closer to them, you took Eliza from him and smiled at her. “Be good for Daddy, princess. Don’t be afraid to tell your older brother to play nice.” You tickled her belly, earning a laugh. “But, Mommy has to go to work. Dada will be home early today.” Kissing her cheek, you passed her to Cas, kissing him gently. “I love you. I’ll see you this afternoon.”

His blue eyes lit up, as they always did. “I love you, too.”

With that, you moved towards the door, slipping on your flats as you opened the front door. As you were closing it behind you, you heard your 4 year old son, Max, running down the stairs. “DAD!” You chuckled to yourself, knowing Cas was the best man for watching those two.

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TICCY PLAYS ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD part 1: the beginning

(mostly about the first zone, and some early things you see once you get the explore the whole world) (spoilers, probably, read it only if you have completed at least the first zone (part 1) AND you fixed your tablet (part 2))

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Cappuccino- Childhood Friends AU (Taehyung)

genre: fluff 

words: 1544 

prompt: Childhood friends taehyung au? Where he miss you after 4 years without communication?


His fingertips grazed against the grass, enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun with her right by his side. When she was little, every summer she came to visit her grandparents’ farm and play with the little animals.

 

Taehyung always visited her grandparents as well. This started when they found him wandering around their farm, curious on what did they plant and observed how they changed. The old couple was very kind and they let him come anytime he wanted, to which he eagerly accepted.

 

He found her sitting at the grassfield, his safe haven. He was 8 and she was 7. She sat there with her head tilted up towards the yellow-orange sky, with her cat he assumed, on her lap. He walked towards her and she let out a little yelp at his sudden appearance, making him laugh.

“You scared me! Don’t you ever do that again!” She pouted and huffed.

He was amused with her fuming face. Her cheeks were pink and the way they puffed made her look like she was 5.

“Who are you?” Her small, brown eyes gazed at him with curiosity.

“I’m Taehyung. Pleasure to meet ya!” He gave her a grin with a missing tooth or two and she laughed and shook his hand. “I’m Y/N.”

 

Ever since, they started to wander around the farm together. Her grandparents were happy that the both of them found each other and they grew fond of each other. Her grandmother would always find it hard to separate the both of them. Whether it be eating cookies, both of them would always share even a glass of milk. She would scold her since it was unsanitary to share one glass with someone. “But Gramma, he’s my best friend, kind of like a family to me. I don’t mind sharing at all!” She sighed in defeat and she let her share with him.

 


 

It’s been four years since he saw her but she never left his mind. After being scouted, he never spoke to her again. He was happy to be able to fulfill his dream being an artist . His co-members were absolutely nice and funny. He loved being an idol, being able to meet new people and he thanked each one of them who appreciated his hard work. But he felt that something was still lacking.


“y/n stop throwing those pineapples at me! I know how much you hate them on pizza but you don’t have to throw them to me.” He glared at her and she shrugged. He was 17 and she was 16.

“Meh, I don’t care. I like throwing them at you.” She threw another pineapple at him and he quickly caught it with his mouth, chewing it with a smirk on his face. She rolled her eyes at her cockiness.

 

“What would happen if we got separated?” She randomly asked. He froze and it was his turn to throw a pillow. “I won’t allow it.” They were attached to the hip. She hook her head. “I wouldn’t allow it either. Come one let’s watch a movie.”

 


 

She invited him to go to the city and he quickly agreed. Her family warmly welcomed him and offered him to go and tour him around the city, to which she volunteered to do. She knew how uncomfortable he still felt around her family and he was more than happy to know that she was going with him.

 

Taehyung tightly held onto her fingertips, afraid that he might get lost. He was 18 but he still felt a bit vulnerable around strange places.Her tracks stopped and soon he followed. He looked at her amd wondered she stopped, only to find her gazing at the tall building with hopeful eyes.

“I wanted to be an artist Tae…”

“Then why don’t you become one? You can sing, dance and hell you can rap!” She gave a small smile.

“My Dad doesn’t want me to.” She smiled but sadness was visible on her face.

He frowned. He knew that he couldn’t do anything but he wanted to help. She started tugging his hands but came to a halt again when they were faced with a man. She froze and her eyes widen.

“Who is he?” He asked.

“Uh.. A..” She stuttered.

“I’m sure she’s aware that I’m here to scout and my boy you’re lucky.”

Her grasp loosen and her eyes were looking down on the floor.

“what?”

“Come with me boy and I’ll train you. Albeit you’ll be a great performer!” He held his wrist and dragged him towards the building. “Wait! Y/N! Don’t choose me choose her.” She calmly smiled at him. “It’s okay Tae, just go. I know you’ll do well.” She waved at him one last time as he followed the man, his heart heavy from taking her dream away.

 


 

He walked around the city again with a cap and mask, remembering the times they walked into different coffee shops just to compare their coffees. He laughed at the memory of her having to throw up after drinking 10 cups of coffee and he held her hair. He knew he loved having her with him and it was a horrible memory that he left her behind.

He sighed and walked into the first coffee shop you went to back then. He pulled his mask down and the scent of coffee and oatmeal cookies invaded his senses. “Nostalgic…” He breathed and he walked towards the counter. “Iced Cappuccino would be nice. V.” He gave the girl behind counter his name and he walked back to his seat, waiting for his name to be called.

His fingers tapped against the table, still recalling those small moment he had with her. He remembered that she ordered her favorite blueberry cheesecake and she shoved a huge slice of it in his mouth, making him slightly choke. He shook his head with a small smile playing on his face. “I really do miss her.”

“V! For customer V!” Was it possible to lift your head less than a second? He was sure he was going to break his neck when he did. That voice sounded so familiar, and blood felt like they were cold water running in his veins. He gulped as he walked towards the claiming section, scared that his speculation was wrong.

He wasn’t though.

There she stood with a wide smile on her face as she held the cup towards him. Her soft brown hair was now cut short  and hidden under her cap but she looked even more beautiful than he remembered. Her cheeks were a shade of soft pink and her eyes widen at the sight of him.

“Tae…?” He swore he felt that he was going to melt right on the spot.

“Come on just get that damn coffee!” The man behind him yelled and he jumped a little walking back to his seat. She went back to work, handing the coffee to the grumpy customer, but her mind wandered off.

“Chief, can I get a few minutes of break?” Her manager smiled and nodded. “Go ahead. Looks like you need it.” She gave him a smile and thanked him.

She immediately rushed out to him, calling out his name before he left the café. He looked around for her and he found her running towards him and shamelessly hugging him. He was startled at first. He thought that she was upset with him. He wrapped his arms around her tightly, and nuzzled his nose on the crook of her neck. She can’t fight the tears anymore.

“You don’t know how much I’ve missed you.” He sighed and held her waist even tighter but she looseness her hold. She pulled back a little and gave him a little glare. “Taehyung I’ve waited four years for you! You don’t know painful it was for me… We didn’t even talk.”

“I know… Besides time constraint, I was scared to contact you.”

“Why?”

“I took away your dream.”

She smiled at him and held his cheek. “Tae, you don’t have to worry about that. I found that there are much more important things I should focus on. I guess that dream was just a small wish and I knew I wouldn’t really reach it.”

“Bu-” She put a finger on his lips.

“Sh. Like I said, there are more important things I need to focus on. Like you.”

“M-me?”

“Kim Taehyung, I’ve been in love with ever since puberty started.” He laughed at her confession but at the same time his heart pounded. He never thought she would confess first.

He held her face and slowly brought her closer to his. He always wondered how her lips felt. He pressed his lips against hers, making her wrap her arms around his neck. She felt like she was about to explode. Her longing of his presence finally washed away with a sweet kiss.

He slowly pulled back with his forehead resting on hers, one hand on her neck and the other, brushing his fingertips on her hair.

“I love you Y/N, more than you know it.” She looked at him with a sweet smile and sighed.

“I’m glad you remembered this café.”

“hell I’m glad I did.”


Hello! This is my first scenario and I hope you guys like it. 

I honestly love Taehyung mehehe. But I love all of the Bangtan boys, :* 

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Fluffy Fridays—Chapter 92: The Rest of Their Lives

Fluffy Fridays—Chapter 92: The Rest of Their Lives

Pairing:  Captain Swan

Rating: T

Summary:  A series of unrelated, fluffy one shots featuring  Killian Jones and Emma Swan and the relationship that makes us all  swoon. Will contain both canon and AU stories. My contribution to  Operation Rainbow Kisses and Unicorn Stickers (aka, my attempt to drown  out the season 4 finale angst with ridiculous levels of fluff.)

Missed the beginning? ( 1) ( 2) ( 3) ( 4) ( 5) (6) ( 7) ( 8) ( 9) ( 10) ( 11) ( 12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (19) (20) (21) (22) (23) (24) (25) (26) (27) (28) (29) (30) (31) (32) (33) (34) (35) (36) (37) (38) (39) (40) (41) (42) (43) (44) (45) (46) (47) (48) (49) (50) (51) (52) (53) (54) (55) (56) (57) (58) (59) (60) (61) (62) (63) (64) (65) (66) (67) (68) (69) (70) (71) (72) (73) (74) (75) (76) (77) (78) (79) (80) (81) (82) (83) (84) (85) (86) (87) (88) (89) (90) (91)

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CS Genre: Deleted Scene (6x13)

*Note:  This story was originally posted as the fulfillment of a prompt a few weeks ago.

Emma transferred an arm-full of clean, wet clothes into the dryer, turned the dial, and pushed the start button.  Then, reaching for the basket of dry clothes, she headed up to her bedroom.

Her and Killian’s bedroom.

At the thought love and joy bubbled up again, and she smiled with abandon as she pulled a bath towel from the basket and set about folding it.  Seemed like the giddy smile never left her face anymore.  She was happy, really, really happy.  She was pretty sure she’d never been this happy, this in love before in her life, and it was almost overwhelming sometimes.

She’d always made fun of musicals—people walking around and just randomly breaking into song—but in the last few weeks they suddenly seemed much more realistic than before. Whenever she thought of what her life was like now she wanted to sing.  Must be her fairy tale heritage coming out.

Pulling out a pair of Killian’s jeans, she folded it neatly, and set it on the stack she’d started for him and then reached for one of Henry’s plaid shirts.  It was starting to get worn at the elbows and tight across the chest.  She’d have to take Henry shopping soon.  The kid was growing like a weed; growing out of everything.

There was something so domestic and normal about all of this. Her clothes mixed with Killian’s and Henry’s.  Laundry and cleaning and general housework had never been her thing.  Truth be told she’d spent as little time at her apartment back in Boston as she could.  It was a nice place, but there was always something missing.  It was lonely.

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Pgoon as boyfriend

- having pgoon as boyfriend is like instantly having 8 kids to take care of
- like the boys (especially the maknae line, ehem!!!) always rely on you whenever pgoon is not around
- when you first met him, you thought that he was a very serious person but nope!! A BIG NOPE
- he is a total D O R K
- like he loves minions?!! and he keeps on singing this banana song and ur like “GDI PARK SEHYUK PLS SHUT UP”
- he even collects minion toys is he like 5????
- and sometimes when you’re outside & he hears some song playing, he will randomly dance on the streets ????
- like he danced NAE NAE at the park. Yep, no shame at all
- and he is addicted to playing overwatch
- like sometimes he is not replying to your texts so you resort to asking Sangdo (aka The Real Most Responsible Guy in ToppDogg) to check on him only to find out the he was actually playing Overwatch for like 4 straight hours???
- but even though he is “sometimes” childish, he can actually be responsible when he needs to especially when it comes to TD
- you know how much he cares for them, and always worry for them whenever they are sick (even thou he has a cold himself) and he always think abt what can he do for the boys and how he sometimes think that he is lacking as a leader
- and you’d be like “NO WAY U ARE THE BEST MOST HARD-WORKING LEADER EVER!!!”
- and it’s true. You’ve witness how he stays up and sacrifice sleep whenever they are planning for comebacks or whenever there is a problem that needs to be fixed
- and even thou there’s little that you can do, you try your best to help him!! Like bringing him food in the studio or giving him shoulder massage or maybe giving him something more than a massage ;) ;) ;)
- and he’s really apologetic whenever he’s late on dates or sometimes even cancels it, but you totally understand!!!
- and he makes it up to you whenever he is free~
- like that one time he surprisingly picked you up after school/work and said “we’re going somewhere”
- and you were like “WAIT, WHAT, WHERE??????”
- but he refused to tell you until you reached the beach bc you mentioned to him one time that you haven’t really watched a sunset before and he was like “i always want your first times to be w/ me”
- and you swear you couldn’t even focus on the sunset bc your heart was just beating fast and u just kept on looking at him bc??? He’s more beautiful than the sunset??
- and after that you just walked in the beach and talked about random stuffs like future plans and places you wanna go
- anyways, Pgoon has a sister named Sehee and u instantly become bffs!!
- like instead of turning to Pgoon whenever she has problems, she talks to you
- and Pgoon is like “wtf, who is the sibling here???”
- and Sehee would be like “but this is a girl stuff!!!!!!” and roll her eyes at him LOLOL
- Pgoon also likes exercising so you sometimes come w/ him so you can watch him work out and flex his muscles and EXERCISE OF COURSE!!!
- and even thou sometimes u complain that he spend more time in the gym more than with you, you are secretly grateful bc you actually benefit from his toned body
- like uhm six pack abs??? Thank u sweet baby jesus
- and strong arms like uhm??? Yas pls
- The Beat Pgoon was your favorite era bc hello?? Pink hair???
- you couldn’t forget the day when u first saw his pink hair and you just legit screamed and hugged him bc he looks like a huge cotton candy!!!!!
- and you almost cried when he told you he had to dye his hair back to black like Nooooooooo!!!!!!!
- and remember when he danced Talk Dirty To Me?? That was also ur favorite video on youtube
- Also, pgoon is studying Japanese and sometimes forces you to help him review but really you can’t even review bc half of the time he is trying to flirt w/ you???
- like that one time you asked him, “ok what does suki da yo means??”
- and he’d be like “awwww, jagi if u wanted to hear me say i like you, you could’ve just say so” Ahdhdjakskala
- Anyways, you know how much pgoon has gone thru ever since he was a trainee that’s why you always support him in his career
- and you always tell him that he’s doing a great job as a leader and how you’re so proud of him bc sometimes he focuses on the members so much that he forgets to take care of himself
- TD members are also thankful to u because he became less strict since he met you lol
- like when u come to watch the practice, he would rarely scold them and yano once told you that when you’re not around he usually spends half the time trying not the kill them HAHAHA
- appreciates all the little things you do for him like that one time you gave him that latest Chris Brown album cause u knew he was a fan and he was like??? Jumping up and down and kissing the album??
- and you’re like “uhm BABE CHILL it’s just an album???”
- but he wouldn’t stop being giddy and he kept on thanking you and giving u kisses all over your face!!!
- sometimes when u are both stressed, you couldn’t help but fight but you guys immediately make up bc you both promised each other that you wouldn’t let the day pass being mad at each other
- so to cut it short, being in a relationship with pgoon is like having a boyfriend with a 5 year old mind but also he is a reliable guy who is will to do everything for u and will not mind dancing in the streets just to make u laugh

Let Me Love You - Part 3

Pairing: Jensen x Reader 

Word Count: 1,055

Summary: The reader has not heard from Jensen in over two years, he randomly calls one day and it completely turns her world upside down.

Part 1 Part 2 


Well shit. 

You look down and notice his wedding ring is gone. How the hell did you miss that?! 

“You…wait a minute.” You stutter out.

Jensen pulls the ring out of his pocket and drops it on the table.

“I still have to wear this in public until the divorce is announced. I don’t want to deal with any rumors. But we are officially separated.” 

You study his face and realize he doesn’t seem that upset.

“You don’t appear to be that unhappy about it. Should I be saying congratulations?” You say annoyed.

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anonymous asked:

What are the girls' diets/workout routines?

Gigi:

Gigi’s Core-Focused Workout:
1. Warm up the core with 10 minutes of boxing.
2. Perform three sets of 40 crunches each.
3. Raise your heart rate with 10 minutes of boxing.
4. Perform three sets of 40 bicycle crunches each, kicking each leg out once per bicycle.
5. Box for another 10 minutes.
6. Take a plank pose to hit the transverse abdominals, holding for about 60 seconds, or as long as you can maintain good form (abs tight, no sway in the back, and the neck in a neutral position).
7. Super-set straight into leg raises to hit the lower abdominals, performing four sets of 25 leg raises each.

Diet:


Gigi said: “It’s really important to get tested for your allergies and know what’s inflammatory for your body, what you shouldn’t be eating. I think all of those things are really important, more than following one person’s fitness and diet routine.”
  • Breakfast: She wakes up at 7 in the morning and she has a cup of coffee or a simple breakfast of bacon, toast and scrambled eggs.
  • Lunch: Gigi has her lunch at noon and usually visits JG Melon to have an arugula salad.
  • Dinner: She eats sushi with her friends. If she is having a night in, she likes cooking and watches some TV show or a movie. Her day usually ends by watching Girls or Prison Break and sleeps by 11.30 PM.

Bella:

“I’m not really a big “working out” person, but I definitely like to do cardio when I do. I guess I run sometimes, drink green juices once a week.”

She also likes to run (with or without a treadmill), do yoga, Pilates and walk around New York. She gets very self-conscious in front of a fitness trainer, so she tries to work out on her own. Her exercise regime is not set. Bella exercises whenever she gets some time. She tries hard to do cardio exercises for at least 15 minutes every day. She is also a fan of horse riding and has been doing it since she was just two years old.

In an interview with British Vogue, she talks about the difficulties of working out when you’re travelling a lot:
It’s hard with my schedule – every time I go somewhere I’m like “can you send me a pair of Nikes? I forgot my shoes!” I always forget something. But even this morning I went and swam in the pool, just to keep moving. When I’m home I like to train harder than usual. I haven’t really worked out a lot since the last VS show. My trainer always calls once he knows I’m in town. Like “I know you’re back, where are you?” And I’m like “sleeping?!”. But when I have the time and energy I’ll go. I love doing abs and ass, and getting my blood pumping. Running around keeps most of my body in check but I eat really badly when I’m travelling because I can’t help myself. It’s my comfort.

In a W Magazine interview promoting her Nike Cortez campaign:
‘As for her own workout routine—look at the multitude of crop-tops in the campaign, as there is definitely a routine—Hadid shared her go-to moves earlier this year. “I actually enjoy working out now with my trainer,” she said. “My sister loves boxing and will do a whole thing of boxing, but I prefer intervals, so like five minutes of boxing and then go do ass and abs. I really like doing fun workouts, like the thing where you slide or get to pull a rope. I do not like burpees.”’

Bella talks to ‘E! Live from the Red Carpet’ at her Nike Cortez campaign launch about her work out routine.

Before VSFS: “I’ve been eating hard protein every day, and working out for three hours every day. It’s crazy but I think that you know if you set your mind to something I think you can succeed.”

Diet:
On her dietary guilty pleasures:
‘Ooh. I mean, chicken nuggets, grilled cheeses, French fries, pizza, burgers. All those things. Usually my go-to is just ordering chicken fingers, grilled cheeses and fries when I get to the hotel. [The] burgers in London are really good.’

Rumour: According to this website this person tried eating like Bella for 7 days and went to Bella’s nutritionist. I don’t know if Bella eats exactly like this but here is what the nutritionist recommends:

Kendall:

Workout: She likes to focus on abs, but says that it hurts to even laugh the next day. She also said that she uses Instant Abs Trainer (free app): “Sometimes when I’m watching TV, I think to myself, ‘I should be doing crunches and sit ups right now.’ Then I get off the couch and do it”. You can read how she got ready for VSFS here.

Diet:

  • Detox Diet Tea (Up to 12 cups a day)
  • Fruit: Strawberries, Grapes, Apples
  • Vegetables: Carrot / Celery Sticks
  • Salad: Kale / Spinach
  • Oily Fish: (Salmon, etc.)
  • Lean Protein: Yogurt, Smoothies
  • Organic: Eggs, Milk, Produce

Kylie:

Workout: Kylie said that she sometimes workout with her family but this website claims that this is how she works out .

Diet: she opts for foods high in fiber that taste good. High fiber foods allow you to eat things that taste good, but with less calories. Fibrous foods don’t turn into fat. Carbs, without much fiber, do. 

  • Breakfast: eats avocado toast, oatmeal, bagels and waffles. She loves Avocado Toast with Chicken strips (healthy fat + carb + protein).
  • Lunch: From organic-pressed juice to smoothies, she loves it all. She loves to eat Mexican food, especially tacos and guacamole. 
  • Dinner:  Her go-to staples are: Chicken, fish, veggies and rice. One meal was Lemon Bacon Arugula Pasta. She also loves: Shrimp Fried Rice, Asparagus and Teriyaki Chicken.

Hailey:

Workout:
“I think you kind of have to force yourself to exercise – even when you don’t want to. I always end up feeling better after a workout when I force myself to just do it. I used to be a ballet dancer, so doing things that I enjoy that don’t feel like exercise – like talking classes, doing Pilates or things like that are good. I also like to randomly play a sport that I’m bad at – I like going to play soccer with people, or trying to play tennis with people – and teach myself that way. I’m competitive, so I’m always open to learning and trying [a new sport].”
Her favourite workout:
“I don’t like to run. You will not see my running on a treadmill ever. Ever! I like boxing, though, so if I can go to the gym and box for 30 minutes, I will.”

Diet:“I try to be very strict about eating just for my skin and my body.”
But Hailey does break the rules on occasion—particularly on vacation. “I did go to the Maldives not too long ago,” she recalled. “I felt like that was like, super lavish, indulgent. I was eating whatever I wanted when I was there because it was just like you’ve got to take advantage of those moments.”
She also really emphasises the importance of drinking lots of water.

  • Breakfast: “On a regular day, breakfast is usually eggs or oatmeal, some type of healthy protein, or a smoothie.”
  • Lunch: “Lunch is usually salad, fish, grilled veggies, or maybe a sandwich. I don’t really eat a lot of gluten so I’m trying to be particular. I love a good kale Caesar salad [but with] no croutons. That’s usually one thing I leave out.”. 
  • Dinner:  “Dinner is usually kind of along the same lines [as lunch]—some sort of vegetable, or pasta, like a gluten free pasta. Chicken, maybe. Sometimes [I’ll do dessert]. I really like the Magnum (ice cream) bars, obviously that’s a great one. [But I generally try to avoid] sugar. Sugar’s a big one for everyone, I think.”
  • Cheat day:“A cheat day for me, the first thing that I crave, I’ll eat. That’s my rule. So if I wake up and I want pancakes, I’m gonna eat pancakes. If I want a cheeseburger for lunch or for dinner, I’m gonna eat it. If I want fries, I’m gonna eat the fries.”
    Hailey’s favorite burger is the same as Gigi Hadid’s (the one she ate on Jimmy Fallon’s show, notably): “I love J.G. Melon. It is so good. I actually think…no, she’s not the one who took me there, but it’s bomb, and I don’t think enough people know about it.”
Stuck in his head (Soldier: 76 x reader)

I know, guys. We still have a shitton of asks in the ask box but I am procrastinating from my work and from the asks I’m so sorry. 

After finishing this fic was when I noticed that we already hit 110 followers!!!! Thanks, guys! Consider this fic as a commemoration that this blog finally hit 100+ followers!

Based on a conversation I had with Mod Lamb. I hope you all enjoy this, guys! - Mod Meep

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Someone Cares - Christmas Week Day 4

Originally posted by a-sky-full-of-stars-x

Christmas Week
Day 1 - Christmas Cake
Day 2 - Mint Chocolate
Day 3 - A Super Christmas Present

Pairing: Tate Langdon x reader
Warnings: mentions of death of a loved one, swearing, mentions of sex
Fandom: American Horror Story

You hated Christmas. Well you haven’t always hated Christmas. It was after your mom died that you started to hate it.

Your dad tried to hard to make you happy but over the years you started to resent him. Firstly because he moved you out of your old house and into a house everyone referred to as the murder house (nice going dad). The main reason you were angry with him however was because he remarried this annoying woman who always insisted that you call her “mom”.

She was so insensitive! She wasn’t your mom! She was nothing like you mom! Deep down you knew it was wrong for you to be angry at your dad for finding someone else, it was healthy for him to move on after all but you couldn’t help yourself and like you mentioned before the woman he chose to replace your mother with was rather annoying.

Just a few days before Christmas she came into your room for some “bonding time” gag.

“What you doing sweetheart?” She said over the loud rock music you had blasting in your bedroom.

You looked at her from over the magazine you were reading.
“Don’t call me sweetheart” you send bluntly.

“Okay hun so what are you up to?” She said sitting on the end of your bed.

“What does it look like” you said holding the magazine in front of her face.
“Jesus Christ just get out my room lady” you thought. Part of you wanted to scream that in her face.

“That’s nice. So I thought maybe we could go shopping tomorrow or something” she said with that fake smile of hers.

“Christmas is in a few days why would I need to go shopping?” You said raising an eyebrow.

“I just thought we could bond or something you know”.

“Pass” you said opening your magazine and going back to reading it.

“[Y/N]…”.

“Can you stop acting like you care!” You finally exploded. If she wasn’t going to leave it alone you were going to let her have it.
“I know you’re only being nice to me because you’re trying to impress my dad but it’s not going to happen! News flash lady I don’t like you so just leave me the hell alone!”.

“[Y/N] I do care about you…”.

“No you don’t!” You shouted, angry tears starting to form in your eyes “no one does! Get out! Get out!”.

She didn’t argue with you any longer. She quickly rushed out your room. Thank god. You wiped your eyes but your chest was still heaving up and down.
“Please don’t let Christmas be any worse” you begged “please”.

~

“[Y/N] come downstairs it’s Christmas!” Your father called up to you in a cheerful voice.

You groaned crawling out from under the covers. “Jesus fucking Christ turn that shit off” you grumbled referring to the loud Christmas music they had playing downstairs. Of course you didn’t say this loud enough for anyone to hear, or so you thought…

If it was your choice you would have just stayed in bed but honestly you were too exhausted to start another fight so you forced yourself out of bed. Half way down the stairs there was a sudden crash and the music stopped, this was followed by your father’s confused voice.

“How could the radio have possibly gotten smash? It’s like someone destroyed it”.

“Oh don’t be ridiculous dear” came the irritating laugh of your step mother “what? Do you think a ghost did it or something?”.

“At least that trash is off” you said walking into the living room running a hand through your messy hair.
“So are we going to open some shit and get this over with or not?”.

“[Y/N] watch your language” your father scolded.

“Oh please she swears all the time while you two are fucking” you said eyeing your step mother with a smirk. The look of embarrassment that formed on her face was priceless.

“Please don’t be like this today [Y/N]” your father sighed walking over to the Christmas tree.

“Sorry I hate my damn life” you muttered under your breath. Walking over to the tree. You grabbed the first gift that had your name on it.

To: [Y/N]
From: Someone who cares

….Was what it read. You looked over at your step mother.

“Is this supposed to be from you?” You asked raising an eyebrow.

“No I don’t recognize it”.
She seemed quite sincere.
“Honey is that from you?”.

“No I don’t recognize it either”.

“Then what it’s from Santa Clause?” You snorted. Neither of them said anything. Man it really wasn’t from either of them.

You randomly looked out the window. Shit who was that? There in your snowy lawn was a boy, he smiled at you and moved his blonde hair out of his face. You blinked in surprise and suddenly he was gone.

Who was he?

2NE1 reaction to their kid and wife showing up as a surprise backstage after a show

Requested by @kpop-reactions-and-recreation aka the sweetest human being

As we all know by now, Gong Minji has left 2NE1. I won’t take her out of my 2NE1 reactions, since she truly still is 2NE1 to me. So these reactions will be continuing as OT4 no matter what! That’s all, hope you like it. I actually love how it turned out.

Y/D/N = your daughters name, Y/S/N = your sons name. I think you get it


CL: Chaelin just finished the show and was walking backstage with her girls. It was the final stop of the tour and they we’re all a little emotional. The crowd had been amazing this night and Chaelin felt so lucky. As she was standing talking and thanking her stylists she heard a little familiar laugh. She turned around and saw her little three year old running towards her. “Mommyy” she yelled while running. Chaelin placed her hands on her mouth in shock to see her daughter after the month long tour. It was truly the way to end the month. “Hi, baby, come to mommy” she said sweetly with tears in her eyes. She hugged her dearest baby girl so tightly and kissed her forehead. “Mommy missed you, baby, have you been eating well?” Her baby girl gave a happy nod and kissed her moms cheek. “Other mommy is here too.” she then said smiling. Chaelin raised her eyebrows in surprise and started spying around the room with her eyes, until she spotted you standing in the corner smiling. “Oh my…” she whispered, handing Y/D/N to Dara, who friendly took her in her lap. Chaelin ran to you and kissed you passionately. “I missed you so much” she said with a shaking voice. “I missed you more, Chaelin.

Originally posted by secondleadclub

Sandara: Dara had just gotten changed from her on stage outfit and was packing up her stuff. “Come to the hotel when you’re ready!” she said to the girls before leaving to finish her plan of getting some coffee. She grabbed her phone before leaving and sent a text to her darling waiting at home; “Make sure my little prince sleeps well. And you, jagi, sleep even better. I miss you two every day. One week left and i’ll be there!” It didn’t take long for her to get a text back saying; “I miss you too. Love you” Dara smiled a happy yet sad smile and pushed the back exit door open. She lift up her gaze and couldn’t believe what she saw. You and your sleeping son were standing on the parking lot. Dara fast-pastly walked to you two and hugged you tight, whispering “What are you doing here”. “I’m here to see my wife, who I missed too much to wait.” you said smiling. Dara smiled another sad yet happy smile, but this time it was mostly happiness. “Let’s get to the hotel, we need to get my little prince sleeping in an actual bed, not in strollers.” She took your hand and you two got in the car. During the quiet car ride she randomly grabbed your hand. “Now that your here, I feel like I can’t let go.” she said, still focusing on the road. You smiled and closed your eyes to relax.

Originally posted by fresh-vocal

Bom: Bom walked out of the dressing room back to the backstage to say her last thank you’s to the crowd. Her tour was ending and she was sad yet happy about getting to go home with her wife and 4 year old kid. She bowed to everybody and thanked them. As the staff was slowly leaving, she noticed her baby girl sitting on the couch with a huge moomin in her arms. Bommie quickly ran over to her almost screaming out of excitement. “Y/D/N oh I missed you so much! Have you been nice to Y/N mommy?” Your daughter nodded smiling and gave the moomin to Bom. “I brought your moomin to you, you left him at home.” Bommie laughed and patted her daughters head. “Aniyo, I didn’t. I have many moomins.” she then continued whispering; “But this ones my favorite” making her girl laugh. “Bommie-ya” you said behind her. Bom turned around and jumped up to hug you. She hugged you tightly and didn’t let go. “Thanks for coming. I’m so glad to go home. Let’s have a family day tomorrow.”

Originally posted by park-bom

Minzy: Minji waved her last goodbye to the amazing crowd of the show and blew a few air kisses. The concert was full to the max and the crowd had been insanely loud that night. Minji stepped down the stairs to get of stage and helped Bom climb down with her insanely high heels. She wandered a bit backstage, since she didn’t really have anything to do. She then heard a familiar scream; “Mom” yelled a tiny voice which got Minzy to turn around. She saw her little son standing with you holding a sign that said; “I love you Minji-mommy” Minji broke into a huge smile and laughed her way to you two. “Hi baby boy” she said kissing his cheek and lifting him up. She then kissed you. “I love you jagiya.” Y/S/N told Minzy to put him down. She did and saw her son walking towards CL, Dara and Bom, who were standing there looking at your family’s cuteness. “Thank you aunties.” he then said and hugged all the girls separately. Minzy took your hand and whispered; “We taught him well, jagiya”

Originally posted by gongminjis


SLFL Tinley Park Soundcheck!

This is everything I could remember off the top of my head but I also took an audio recording during soundcheck so if I missed anything I’ll add it in later 😊

• They were all wearing shorts and hats & Michael and Luke had theirs on backwards (they looked so good holy shit)

• Calum and Ashton were twinning in the black world tour t-shirt and they both sat together on the platform on Calum’s side of the stage. 

• Luke was wearing one of Jack’s “Hemm” t-shirts and he sat on his platform in the middle of the stage. 

• Michael was barefoot lol he pulled the stool from the piano over to the edge of the stage and propped his feet up on the speakers and had his legs all spread open lmao he was straight chillin. he was super goofy and random and was in a really good mood :)

 • Calum looked sad or tired or something… he was super quiet the whole time and only talked a few times :( 

 • Michael was running from a bee on stage at one point and it was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen  lmao 😂 

• When they first came out on stage they introduced the song by saying it was a new one and then joked around about it being Free Bird haha but they played Girls Talk Boys. 

 • Q: favorite show of the NA tour so far?? of course they said hopefully Chicago would be their favorite after tonight. They talked about how amazing the tour has been and how much they always love the NA leg of the tour and they love playing all the outdoor amphitheaters. Luke said they come out every night & try to make each show better than the last one. 

• They recognized 2 girls wearing cheese hats from last tour lol. Ashton told them they had a “nice look” and that if they worked for a cheese company, they would be well known lol. When they introduced themselves they said they’re from Wisconsin and Michael was like “oh well now the cheese hats make sense, you didn’t tell us that last year! I thought you were just wearing a cheese hat for fun” hahaha and then Ashton was like “is that cheddar?” and then they ended up randomly talking about cheese lol  

Q: what song took the longest to write and perfect?  Ash joked that they haven’t perfected anything yet and they’re still working on it lol. Michael said Permanent Vacation and talked about writing it with Feldy and the Madden Brothers. Luke also said Airplanes was a tough one as far as the sound.  

• Q: favorite places to eat in Chicago? Luke said something about breakfast hash and they were trying to remember some place called the goat or something but they couldn’t remember what it was called lol. Michael went on a tangent about deep dish pizza for like 10 minutes lmao. He told a story about how last year when they were in Chicago they went out with friends and he had never eaten deep dish pizza before and he’s the type of person that will eat an entire pizza so he was like “yes one deep dish pizza for me please” 😂 and then everyone else did the same thing for some reason and before they knew it they had a whole table of pizza hahaha. He said he immediately regretted it because after one piece he felt sick but it’s the best pizza he’s ever had. 

• Ashton randomly asked if anyone’s ever eaten cheese before bed because if you do you’ll have the “craziest fucking nightmares” ever so he said we should test it out sometime by eating a whole cheese wheel before bed lmao 

• There was a girl there from Australia and after her question they said it was nice to hear the familiar accent because they miss it 

Q: the day they recorded the Teenage Dirtbag cover they said they actually recorded two songs that day, what was the other song? Michael said that was like 5 years ago and they couldn’t remember. Ashton said it was probably Justin Bieber or something lol 

• Q: do they ever miss the intimacy of playing small venues and being able to interact with the crowd more? they talked about this one for a long time. They said they prefer bigger venues and amphitheaters. They said they feel that they actually interact more with the crowd now at these bigger venues. Ashton said it’s basically a different way of performing because they’re working to make sure every single person feels close to them. Ashton and Luke said it would actually be really awkward to go back to playing like a 200 cap venue after being so used to playing big venues. They said it’s also become a safety thing now because they can’t imagine playing at a 200 cap venue because there would be people everywhere trying to get in and in the streets and stuff and they have to make sure no one gets hurt because people do get seriously hurt at concerts. Ash said the second someone gets too hurt is the second they have to stop playing for us so they’re just looking out for us. Then the girl asked if they remember security having to tell everyone to back up and Luke said he remembers one time in between songs they were telling him in his in-ears to ask everyone to move back and he was like “no I’m not gonna do that, that’s awkward as fuck” lmao. 

 • Michael randomly went on a rant about accents lol. He said he was just sitting there thinking while Ashton was talking and he was like “I’m just trying to imagine it from your perspective liking a band from Australia.” and then he was like “idk I just think it’d be so weird, like has anyone ever actually heard an Australian accent in real life?” 😂 They said they’re in America so much that they don’t even notice our accents anymore, it’s normal for them. 

 • Q: what song they would add to the setlist if they could? Someone yelled “Unpredictable” and Luke was mocking us and Ashton was like “hey don’t mock them!” lol then Luke literally said “that song sucks!” and basically that they’re never gonna play it 😂 

 • Luke said he’d pick songs like If You Don’t Know and Beside You. They said coming up with the setlist was hard because a lot of the songs on SGFG like Waste The Night, Vapor, JBH, Outer Space are slower songs that they think are meaningful and important to the set but adding more slow songs would make it drag on. 

 • Michael said during soundcheck they try to play songs that aren’t normally on the setlist to make it a special experience because they know everyone at soundcheck are the huge fans who know all their songs whereas the random dudes in the lawn at the show will only know She Looks So Perfect lol 

 • Ashton also said he misses Kiss Me Kiss Me and Luke said Out of My Limit, they also miss playing American Idiot and they joked around about Don’t Stop lol. Ashton said to this day his moms favorite song is still Gotta Get Out. 

• There was a girl there from Texas and Ashton goes “is this like close to you?” And she was like “ummm no” 😂 and her name was Faith and Michael said Faith and Hope are two of his favorite names. 

Q: what’s their favorite place; not like a city or a country necessarily but just a specific place where they just felt a connection with and feel at peace. Ashton said a place in New Zealand called Queenstown(?) is his favorite place in the world. He said he loves southern New Zealand because it’s so prehistoric and untouched by humans and it’s all nature and it’s beautiful. Michael said his favorite place is home :) he said there’s something magical about leaving and touring and being gone for such a long time and then being able to go home and be back in the suburbs where he grew up and be reminded of where he came from. HES SO CUTE. Ashton said when he’s home he likes to go back and listen to their old music because he can listen to it in a different way now and hear the story of where they’ve been and where they’re going and he can hear it more clearly now. they also said they loved their trip to Bali. 

• There were 3 girls and a dad dressed up as the 5SOS in the Don’t Stop video. The dad was dressed up as Ashton and his name was Dean and Michael loved him. He was like “wait why is the dad Ashton!?” 😂 and said his shirt should say daddy LMAO I died. Michael was like “hey can you hand the microphone to Dean?” And he goes “what do you want to know?” 😂 They asked him about Wisconsin (that’s where they were from) and how far away it is. Then Dean said Sydney and Melbourne are two of the popular places to go in Australia and asked what the third would be and Ashton said Adelaide because it’s more of a small town and not so much of a city. 

Q: what would the theme song to their lives be? They said the Friends theme song and Life Is A Highway and started singing it lol 

• A girl asked for advice about drumming at her first gig and Luke started joking around and was like “I have some great advice for this” and then he said “well you just gotta hit them really hard” lmao then Michael turned it over to Ashton and Ashton said it depends where she’s playing because if you go up there and drum like him and look all “80s as fuck” in front of a crowd of like 4 people you’ll look ridiculous haha. Michael said you just have to make good faces because that’s the key to drumming on stage and then him and Luke started mocking Ashton’s drumming faces 😂 Ashton basically said you just gotta go beast mode lol 

• Someone asked about their favorite music festivals and they talked about going to Lolla yesterday. Luke said he loved G-Eazy and J Cole. Michael said that was his first time going to something like that and like no one was wearing clothes so that was the first thing he noticed and Ashton was like “THAT WAS AWESOME” lmao and then Michael said G-Eazy’s set was ridiculous. Calum was like “yeah I was like oh G-Eazy is a cool name, and then I realized that’s his name because his real name is actually Gerald." 

• They got on the topic of white pants and Michael said a few years ago they were at a party and a guy walked in with white pants on and Ashton was like "never trust a guy in white pants” so Michael has lived by that rule ever since lmao. Luke said he would like to try to wear white pants sometime on stage and Michael was like “no you don’t! our thing is black skinny jeans.” And Ashton was like “yeah, stick to the marketing plan." 

• Ashton said his favorite music festival was Soundwave when he was younger because he was an emo kid and saw bands like Iron Maiden and Mayday Parade and he said it "fulfilled his emo dreams.” He talked about how he didn’t have tickets so he jumped the fence to get in and Luke was like “wow you’re so cool, we should hang out sometime.” lmao 

Q: what song of theirs is their favorite as far as the meaning behind it? they said Carry On. They talked about recording it at the beach and in a hotel room with Feldy and they loved it because most of the time they’re stuck in the studio trying to write. They talked about how insane it was that they made SGFG in only 10 weeks and had to take all of their experiences from all the places they’ve been and things they’ve done and try to get together with some of their friends in the studio to help write and produce the album in such a short amount of time. But they said they’re very proud of how it came out and they hope we love it. 

• At the end they said they had two options and let us vote by screaming so they let us pick between Catch Fire and If You Don’t Know and people screamed louder for IYDK so that’s what they played. :)

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Getting you out of the hospital seemed a bit more challenging than you made it out to be. Lydia, Liam, Scott, and Stiles trailed behind the hunters awkwardly. The four of you had an agility like a cat’s.

“Okay, so breaking someone out of a hospital,” Stiles muttered, “Great. Now what?”

Cas inspected your wounds and healed as many as he could. You nodded in thanks and turned to the pack. “Who are the Dread Doctors?”

Scott answered, “We don’t know. They’re experimenting on people and changing them into hybrid supernatural beings. One of our friends, Hayden, is one.”

Liam’s eyes widened and he texted Hayden. Being with the craziness that ensues whenever the Winchesters come to town made him forget. “Then, where is she?” You demanded. The pack looked at each other. “Bring her to our house.”

“Now, hold on-” Stiles started to argue, but you cut him off, “No, you hold on. You want our help, we’re doing it our way. Get the girl and bring her.” Your tone was a lot more strict. You seemed less of a teenager and more like your brothers.

“Impala?” You asked.

Dean scoffed, “What else?” He and Sam went to go get the Impala, leaving you with the others.

“Do you guys have a ride to the house?” You checked. They nodded so you sighed in relief.

“You’re feeling well, Y/N?” Cas checked.

“Peachy,” you said with a smile. Dean and Sam came up in the Impala. “See you guys there.” With that, you and Cas got in and drove off.

Lydia pointed out, “I guess we never really saw her hunter side.” Her face turned uncomfortable. “I have a bad feeling.”

“Death feeling?” Scott checked. She nodded slightly. It was really strong. “Maybe it’s just the hospital. Come on. We got to pick up Hayden.”

On the way there, the pack was silent, still clearly rattled. Hayden tried to ask questions, but no one really answered. When they got to the house, you opened the door. “Welcome to the temporary house of Winchester. Now, presumably Hayden, tell me about your experience.”

Hayden told you and your brothers all that she knew and remembered. Sam wondered, “So, any motive? At all?” The pack shrugged.

You got up to consult the library and Liam quickly followed. “Hey, Y/N,” he said weirdly. You waited, looking at him expectedly. “Uh, I found this by your nightstand in the hospital.” He held out the scrap of paper. You read the words swiftly. “I don’t know where it came from.”

“That’s not my handwriting and I don’t recognize the quote,” you stated, “Sorry, Liam, but I have to work.”

“Uh, Y/N?” He called once again.

Even if you were slightly annoyed, you didn’t show it. “Yeah?”

“Everything’s going to be okay, right?” Liam checked, “With you and your brothers and Hayden.”

Your cold exterior cracked a bit. “Liam, Hayden will not get harmed. I’ll make sure of it,” you guaranteed with a smile, “I promise.” With that, you left to the library to see if you could find anything on chimeras or Dread Doctors.

Finally, the pack and you guys had formed a plan to lure the Dread Doctors out. Hayden would be the bait, but secretly protected by everyone. Dean and Sam would quietly observe them and decide the weapon choice.

At the school, it was eerily quiet. Stiles crossed his arms. The two of you were hiding near each other. “So, when did all of this happen for you?” He asked.

“Uh, training started about 3 or 4.”

“3 years ago?” Stiles guessed.

You shook your head and corrected him, “When I was 3. Then, hunting started at 10, when Dean and Sam starter hunting.”

“What happened to their mom?” Stiles inquired, “They didn’t mention her.”

“A demon killed her when Sam was a baby,” you recalled the story, “Which led to John’s extreme training, but I’m not complaining. Are you?”

“Not at all,” he agreed. An awkward silence settled between you two before Stiles started talking again, “Was your dad really killed by werewolves?”

Your teeth clenched a bit. “Yeah, I was 18 months old,” you said straightforwardly. Finally, noises became coming from the hallways, but something was up. Scott should have been here.

The Dread Doctors walked in, slightly fuzzy. Hayden looked at them with a little fear. Scott and Liam were nowhere in sight. You gripped your gun and ran in front of her. You promised.

One of them looked at you curiously. It took a sword thing out. “Hayden, run,” you ordered, clutching your gun.

“But-” she started, but you cut her off, “Find Scott and Liam now!” Hayden left quickly. Stiles went after her. You tried to shoot them, but it wasn’t helping. The one with the sword got closer. You had no where to go.

Lydia was trying to get Scott and Liam to wake up when Hayden and Stiles found them. “What happened?” Dean asked as he and Sam walked in, “Where’s Y/N?”

Her face scrunched a bit and she covered her ears. Stiles had managed to get Scott awake. He shot up gasping with his red eyes. Lydia gasped slightly when she heard a scream pierce the silence.

Sam and Dean both paled a bit before running off to where you were. You were by yourself. At first Dean was relieved, but when he saw the wound in your chest, all of the air just left his lungs. They ran to you. “Cas!” Dean yelled, hoping that the angel would be listening.

You tried to remain strong, but your eyes gave it away. The pack ran in to see you in Sam’s arms with a fatal wound. Liam saw you and turned to Scott. “The bite. She can survive it,” he suggested.

Before Scott could say anything, you muttered, “If you turned me into a werewolf, I’d never forgive you.” Your face had gone deathly pale. Sam looked at you sadly. “Hey, Sammy. Don’t look so sad,” you pleaded.

“Kind of hard when your little sister is-” his voice gave out.

Your blood soaked through your shirt and his as well. “We all know that hunters don’t typically die of old age.”

“Jesus, Y/N” Dean sighed and held on to your hand, “Please just stay.” The pack looked at the scene with sadness.

“If I could, I would.” Your calmness went away. Tears flowed down your face as your breathing got haggard. “I don’t want to die,” you admitted.

Sam and Dean had tears in their eyes. “We love you, Y/N,” Sam promised.

You looked up to them. “I love you too,” you said before your breathing stopped finally. Your eyes looked off into nothingness.

The pack was unaware on how to approach the hunters. They simply followed them to a nearby ditch. “Typically, hunters are burned,” Dean told them stiffly, “But we’re burying her.”

By midnight, you were buried with a wooden cross on your grave. Sam and Dean went back to the house only to come back to the grave in the morning.

Liam, Scott, and Stiles were there as well. “I was kind of wishing it was a dream,” Liam admitted.

“Nice wish, kid,” Sam stated.

Out of nowhere, Cas appeared behind them. “Nice timing,” Dean growled.

“It had to be,” Cas stated, “She is in a better place. There are no creatures that are trying to kill her.”

“Can you talk to her?” Stiles asked.

“Yes. She’s with her other family. Y/N also said that now all of you have a guardian. She will guard all of you to the best of her ability.” Everyone nodded, still a little depressed.

Sam and Dean were leaving, but for good that time. They couldn’t just change directions randomly to visit you. Although, from time to time, they visit your grave to remember the little girl they first met was brought into the crazy world of the supernatural.

Liam stayed a bit longer, having known you a little better than Scott and Stiles. Cas remained. “You know, young werewolf,” he started, “Y/N considered you as one of her friends. You made an impact in her life.”

“Then why couldn’t she stay?” He asked sadly.

Cas looked at Liam sympathetically. “The same reason why I couldn’t save her.” Cas paused before talking again. “She told me to tell you that she remembers the promise and awaits the return of all of you.”

The promise that everything will be okay. You still promise that everything will be okay no matter what. Liam smiled a bit at your grave then at Cas.

The most impressive hunter of your age had saved so many lives, only to be unknowingly buried in California, many miles from where you were born and raised.

Maybe the pack and the hunters will forget tiny things about you, but at the end of the day, you will be there to welcome them.

Let the Mayhem Commence....

I’m not psychic, but I don’t need to be psychic to recognize after this post someone is going to want to serve my head on a platter, and am I going to tremble in fear because of it? No, no I’ll actually be quite amused because this entire fandom is entertaining.  

Ian, Ian, Ian considering this is in writing I’ll tell you that I’m making a “tsk, tsk” sound because you just  threw yourself into deep shit after that little stunt you pulled. Need I remind you that Google can be a blessing and a curse, and in your case it’s a curse because thanks to this search engine and way too many involved investigators you’ve been proven wrong.

“4 or 5 times” in regards to Nikki and Nina “knowing each other” now if you were getting interviewed I’d shine that nagging bright light in your face and ask if you’re sure you don’t want to retract your statement. People that I’ve stumbled upon four or five times I don’t consider close this means if I was to have a birthday my ass wouldn’t be inviting them because to me they are still in the “stranger” zone unless of course someone close to me asked if they could have them tag along, then fine. If you come to my party and we don’t know each other well be sure to sit in the back because the people I want sitting right beside me are the ones who I consider myself most close to.

If I’m having a huge ass blow out birthday party I do not want you texting me and telling me you are going to “crash” it and randomly show up. My deepest apologies person I met five times but I don’t consider you that special to be at my party. I want my closest friends and family there because I just want to have a good time, and I want everyone to get along.

If I’m getting hitched and my bride to be asks me to give my list guest list of names on who I want to be there during our special day you sure as hell won’t be getting an invite, because I don’t know you that well and by not inviting you that’s saving us money and an extra seat at the table.

Yes if you haven’t connected the dots yet these are just some examples on how well Nina and Nikki know each other, and yes this is exactly what fans have been pointing out. You dug yourself into a deeper hole Ian and that’s all on you my friend.

This is the part where I’m going to get my ass crucified but it needs to be said. Ian is a grown ass man, he’s thirty five years old and he was actually squabbling with what I can assume are children on Instagram.  Yeah, yeah he was preaching love, and that’s admirable and all but come on. You seriously telling me this guy has nothing better to do than stalk her account and wait for the first hate comment? I admit what that child said on her page was rude, but take in what I just said she and all the others are children and he’s literally getting into it with them.

The second Nikki’s picture was posted that comment was posted a second later and a second after that he was responding. What the hell man were you literally just waiting for the first hateful comment to be posted so you could swoop in and save the day?

I can’t even begin to understand how stressful it must be on both their ends, and I do feel for them and they sure as hell don’t deserve any of this but this is way past ludicrous and moving towards the route of pathetic.  Was Ian actually on her page, did she text him to tell him she was being harassed or did she turn around stick out her lower lip and pout how she was being picked on by little brats who have nothing better to do?

You guys are grown ass adults start acting like it. Yeah they don’t deserve hate, but guess what we aren’t living in a sunshine and happy go lucky world, people don’t shit out rainbows they shit out shit,  there are people out there that are immature assholes and Nikki and Ian have to endure it, sucks, but not much can be done.  Move past it. If it’s affecting you that much then put your profile on private or disable comments or here’s a thought since they never respond to comments anyways (except hate) don’t look at them. At the end of the day are they really going to let a bunch of kids rule them? If so then that’s sad.

Nina and Paul get hated on so much, people are always saying how Ian is better than Paul hell even Phoebe gets harassed but do they respond to it? No they are the bigger person. I’m sure they see it, and I’m sure it stings but they don’t make it known because they swallow their pride and get over it. Nikki preaches shit about how love is louder well if loves is louder either glance away from the shit that is being said or confront it head on.

What the hell is the point of this anyways? Everyone is well aware about bullying what’s their next move? Both are going to appear on Sesame Street and sing along with Elmo how love is louder “sing it loud, sing it proud, love is louder than hate what do we appreciate, love, love just give it a great big hug” come on guys. Everyone is well aware of the negativity in this world your preaching and positive vibes can only do so much but it’s not enough to get people in this fandom to stop, because some just are locked in “drive” and not planning slow down anytime soon, accept it and move on from it.

God and Gandhi himself couldn’t institute full on peace and 140 characters or less won’t solve the problem anytime soon.

People say that they like asking for my opinions because I’m a guy and I give you a straightforward no bullshit answer, and from the many, many re-blogs my posts get clearly others agree so here is my thoughts on Ian responding.  Something about that comment was enough to target and draw him in “Nina” was mentioned as was the fact that her and Nikki were “close” now if I had been in his place and saw that then the reason why I would have commented back is because of guilty conscious. Something about that comment especially from a fan would have struck me because maybe I’ve felt accountable about that, but brushed it off and seeing someone throw that exact thought out there was enough for me to strike. Adding in the “4-5” and “PSA” enough to cover my ass and reassure me that what I did wasn’t wrong. That is just how I’d feel, and I’m sure he didn’t go through that thought process, I’m sure his was completely different reasoning, but the fact of the matter is he did two shady ass things. The first bringing up Nina’s name into the conversation, and yes I understand that this person was the first to bring her up but Ian easily could have ignored it. What he did was unprofessional, not once has Nina commented on Nikki or Ian she’s being professional about it, but he’s acting like he doesn’t understand the meaning of respect, which is ironic considering he’s always the one talking about it. That’s your ex and by bringing her into the situation you are letting the media shed light on her. I’m surprised the media outlet has yet to bring up this story, because if they get word of it you bet your ass they will involve Nina, because people like drama.  The second shady thing he did was “bullshit” it by saying something that isn’t true. The Twilight and Vampire Diaries cast have known each other since both projects began and they have hung out numerous times.  I think in that moment he failed to realize Google would come and bite him in the ass.

“If you don’t like Nikki then you don’t like me”

You fucking kidding me

Go take a time out

The second that I saw this the first thing I pictured was two kids on the playground one playing with a toy and the other one asking if he could use it, the first kid saying no and the second kid saying “if you don’t let me play with that toy we’re not friends anymore.”

Thirty five years old getting into it with children and acting like you’re having a tantrum, revaluate your life choices man because maybe to others you’re looking like some hero, but you’re also having fans who actually see right past your façade and are seeing you in a different light, by these fans I mean the ones who see past the “he’s a god” cliché. People are allowed to not like someone as long as that person isn’t being rude or sending hate then they are still respecting their idol.

This guy use to embrace privacy and now he’s all for the pap’s he and Nikki have only love for the paps. Not saying that their relationship is PR it is in-fact real, and they are happy “I’ve never been happier” but the fact is they certainly love the attention they get from it. Every new weekend there is a story surfacing about them which I don’t even understand because they aren’t even A-lister’s. Since they didn’t have enough time to call paps in Vegas did Ian respond just so they could once again be in the spot light? I mean this couple legit has a story published about them every weekend, Nikki also is papped more frequently now which is comical considering her Twilight cast who had lots of screen time isn’t photographed as much as she is. Let’s state the obvious she’s in the spot light more now because of who she’s dating and I’m sure she’s enjoying every minute of it, and there is nothing wrong with that, but seriously everyone understands and is well aware they are in fact together, no need to shove this relationship down people’s throats.  If you “desire” privacy Ian then stop throwing yourself in the spot light so damn much.

Alright finished….

Hopefully everyone’s questions were answered in this long ass post. Once again like I stated before I will gladly take questions but now that I posted this taking a break from this shit fest and going back to role playing.

 I look forward to the angry Somereed mob that will present itself on their multiple accounts you guys all have a good day, and keep telling Ian’s girlfriend that he shouldn’t drink red bull because it’s not healthy. I’m sure a thirty five year old grown ass man appreciates you telling him something he most likely already is aware of. 

Mommy and daddy ~ Cameron Dallas Imagine (Requested)

Anonymous said:Cameron imagine about 2 boys named joe and Edward and their youngest child Sophia chilled day around the house please

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you were awaken to the sound of Sophia’s soft cries she was such a needy baby for Cameron she loved having her fathers full and devoted attention .

You were about to get out of bed when you Heard Cameron shuffling out of the covers . he walked by in his underwear to Sophia in her crib her cries quite at the sight of her father . ‘hey beautiful’ He said in his baby voice that made you melt . You sat up against the headboard Pulling down your nursing bra ready to breastfeed Her . Sophia was A premature baby so she needed to be breastfed longer for the lack of nutrient .

‘Ready for mommy ‘ Cameron said one again in his baby voice placing Sophia in your arms .

‘hey baby’ You cooed attaching her lips to your nipple.Cameron took back his seat covering his legs in the blanket .’She’s so beautiful’ Cameron said staring at you breastfeeding her . ‘Yes she is’ You replied still staring at her her hand covering your finger . 

‘Mommy Daddddyy’ Joe and Edward screamed barging into the room . That type of behavior did not alarm Sophia since she was used to it since being conceived .

‘what buddy’s?’ cameron smiled pulling them on the bed . ‘where are your pajama?’ You asked noticing them in their batman and superman underwear.

‘oh we got hot and daddy seep in his undewear ‘ Edward replied giggling he was only one year younger than Edward . ‘oh okay’ You laughed .

‘I cold ‘ Joe said getting in the blanket Edward following him . 

‘how’d you sleep boys?’ cameron asked his morning voice groggy . ‘I was scare so I seep wit Joe ‘ Edward smiled hugging his brother under the blankets.

‘awe that was nice of you Joe’ You gave both your boys a kiss on the top of their head .

‘how phia?’ Edward asked looking at his baby sister being fed . ‘she’s doing good she missed her brothers’ You replied to his question .

‘waelly?’He asked shocked . ‘yeah buddy ‘ cameron replied giggling at his enthusiasm .

You looked down noticing Sophia needed to burp . ‘hey babe can you pass me her blanket and burping cloth ‘ You asked rubbing her faint hair .

‘oh no I got it’ Joe stood up like a superhero running to his sisters crib grabbing exactly what she needed . ‘thank you baby’ You giggled .

‘damn man your taking my job from me ‘ cameron joked .

‘aha’ Joe replied getting back his spot . ‘cameron language ‘ You replied giving him a stern look .’oh sorry’ he surrendered .

You covered your breast with Sophia’s blanket , Placing the burping cloth on your shoulder picking Sophia up and placing her on your shoulder ready for her to burp . 

After a few pats, rubs and shaking’s she let out one big smelly milk burp . 

‘eww phia dat sound like daddy’s ‘ Joe joked Causing a laugh from you and cameron . ‘yeah it did ‘ you replied .

‘daddy I needa pee’ Edward said randomly . ‘I too’ Joe stood up on the bed .’alright boys let’s go do our man stuff ‘ Cameron go out of bed . ‘yeah mommy we men’ Joe said flexing his muscles at you . ‘yeah your super hero’s You replied .

You laid Sophia down on the bed and put on one of Cameron’s old tshirts . You grabbed one of her diapers and wipes  Changing her diaper .Soon later the boys returned .All of them jumping on the bed careful not to harm Sophia in the process .

‘what do you want to do today?’ You asked . ‘I don wanna do anyting ‘ Edward replied holding out his hands in defense . ‘oh okay what about you Joe?’ You asked making sure everyone was on the same page . ‘yeah I just wanna watch the good dinosaur’ Joe replied . He loved animals and Nature he loved all Disney movies with animals in it .

‘That sound perfect ‘ Cameron smiled leaning over all three of our kids to give you a kiss ‘good morning’He said staring ito your eyes .’morning’ You replied giggling . 

‘no kissy my mommy’ Joe stood up trying to pull Cameron away from you . 

‘hey man I don’t want no trouble but she was my wife first ‘ cameron joked .Cameron and Joe always had these little debates and it ended in a playful wrestle match .

‘weally?’ Edward cut in ‘yes’ You replied laughing at the scene happening in front of you .’but I have to say I think I’ll keep these boys right here ‘ You cut in causing smiles from Joe and Edward and a Gasp from Cameron .

‘see daddy ‘ Joe giggled in cameron face ‘yeah I see’ cameron picked joe up swiftly blowing air into his tummy causing giggles and laughs from Joe .After he placed Joe on the bed who was still recovering from the tickles . ‘Your turn’ Cameron looked at Edward who was at the end of the bed . 

‘oh no daddy ‘ Edward ran to Cameron giving him the hardest punches he possibly could . ‘ahh’ Cameron playfully screamed Soon Joe joined the war .

After the were done wrestling ‘How about breakfast ?’ You suggested .

‘yesss’ was the response your received from all the boys including Cameron .

‘Let me get her’ Cameron took Sophia from you holding her tight her bright brown eyes more excited .’Boy’s are you cold?’ You asked since they were in their underwear . ‘no’ they both replied ‘how about you ?’ You jokingly asked cameron . ‘no’ he replied chuckling still focused on his baby girl .

Soon the entire family was down stairs , You in the kitchen cooking and Cameron with the kids watching The good Dinosaur .

‘after this we watch Jungle book?’ Edward asking taking a sip from his Sippy cup.’yes of course’ cameron replied playing with Sophia .

You made Monkey pancakes with strawberries and bacon .

‘Breakfast ‘You called out .Cameron placed Sophia in her high hair while you gave her some pancake . Cameron poured the boys juice while you handed them their food .

‘monkey ?’ Joe asked in shock ‘yeah it’s a monkey pancake’ You replied .

‘yummy ‘Edward said already devouring his food .

‘mommy?’Edward stopped for a moment giving you his curious 4 year old eyes .’yes handsome’ you replied smiling at him .

‘how phia get here ?’ He asked .

Cameron looked at you chuckling . 

‘oh um well god blessed me and our father and he put Sophia in my belly and then 9 months later she came’ You smiled smirking at Cameron who was not bugging to join the conversation .

‘oh okay thank you god’He shouted out loud satisfied with the answer you gave him .You and Cameron both smiled at each other instantly knowing what one another was thinking .

after breakfast,Sophia needed a new onesie since her current one was stained with syrup .So You took her up to her room Changing her into a simple grey onesies with loose black shorts .

After walking down stairs to see the boys laid out a game of twister still all in their underwear .

You laughed causing looks from all of them ,’mommy’Joe shouted soon flexing his muscles .’I gonna win’ Edward replied to joe’s actions . 

‘who’s all playing ??’you asked chuckling . ‘we r’ Edward motioned to him,his brother and  Father Cameron nodded his head in agreement .

‘okay me and Sophia will turn it ‘ You sat on the couch Sophia on your lap looking at the boys confused .

‘No I’m gonna win ‘Joe replied to his brother comment late , ‘Guys this is a game of different positions and movements and skill and I  I’m great at all of that ‘Cameron said winking at you , You so badly wanted to get up and slap him but you remembered the boys have no idea what he is saying . 

‘no you not daddy remember me and Ed beat you up in the morning yeah we stronger’ Joe replied flexing his muscles once again .

‘alright boys lets get the games started ‘ You began twisting the wheel it didn’t take long for them to be conjoined together .

The entire time you were laughing at how Cameron was struggling to keep a hold .

Soon Edward beat all of the Fair and square he was so excited he was now calling twister his game and saying he’s the best at it He was clearly his father competitive and cocky when he wins .

It was nearly the end of the day and time to get the kids ready for bed.Since Sophia was still a baby ,you preferred to bath with her . But that was always later since she was taking a bath you’s loved to use this time for one on one time with the boys .

After getting them undressed and getting the bath started , You an Cameron placed them into the tub since they were still small and incapable of doing it themselves .

‘oh it’s warm’ Joe smiled sitting deeper into the water ,’yeah it is ‘Edward laughed sitting down deeper .It didn’t take long for both of them to dive in and get all wet .’mommy are we silly?’Joe asked ‘yes of course your silly you have your father in you’ You chuckled looking over at cameron who gave a slight smirk.

‘come here let us wash you’s then you’s can play all you want’ You smiled at them they both nodded letting you and Cameron wash them .

Soon their bath time was over and they were ready for bed but Sophia was up and ready for her bath .So you started the water at a nice temperature getting in it ‘Babe bring her’You called for Cameron .Soon he walked in with Sophia in his arms she was smiling bath time was her favorite .

‘where are the boys?’You asked placing Sophia in between your legs letting her play with her duckies .’in bed ’Cameron said taking a seat , ‘asleep?’you questioned ‘yup as soon as the laid down I read like two pages and they were knocked out ‘Cam chuckled .

‘oh that’s awesome today was a fun day ‘ You smiled looking at Sophia who was fascinated with her duckies . ‘babe can you pass me the soap’You asked ,Cameron nodded handing you her john-sons soap .

After washing her you got out of the tub getting her ready for bed, You walked into the bedroom carrying her tightly in your arms too see Cameron relaxed on the bed on his laptop . 

‘Can you watch her while I put some clothes on ?’ You asked , he quickly nodded getting off the bed drying Sophia off and getting her ready .You quickly ran grabbing one of Cameron shirts putting it on . You walked back to see him giving her belly kisses , You laughed taking a seat on the bed . 

‘you need my help?’You asked , ‘nope I have it but thanks ‘He smiled putting on her diaper .

‘I was thinking ‘Cameron started ‘we could have some us time tonight , in the shower’He smirked buttoning her last buttons .

‘that sounds amazing we need to relax ‘You held out your arms grabbing Sophia to feed her .

After feeding her and putting her to bed . Cameron snuck a hug from behind ‘you are truly amazing ‘He whispered to you swaying back and forth .You chuckled ‘thank you ‘You turned your head giving him a kiss ‘how about that shower ?’He chuckled picking you up running to the bathroom .’Just a shower my muscle’s are tense enough ‘you giggled . ‘I know that ‘he smiled setting you down planting a kiss on your lip’s.

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I hope you enjoyed this !

You taste so bitter and so sweet.

I needed some chering up over the weekend because of all the terrible thigs that took place in our world. Writing this gave me a little bit of help, and I hope it gives you too.  All my love to @supernim for the beta work.

This fic was inspired by this post. You can also read it here on Ao3

“Fuck this!” Stiles pressed the pillow in his face again and screamed “It’s the fucking fifth time just this week, I can’t take anymore barking from those damn hellhounds.” It didn’t matter what he did, he couldn’t get more sleep with all that noise .

See, Stiles loves dogs, he really, really does. But there is a big difference between liking a fluffy ball of happiness and having to put up  with two demon dogs barking at four in the morning when Stiles would love to get some shut eye. He had never laid eyes on the guy, but he heard his damn dogs barking all night, and every time he dropped by to ask the guy to do something about it, the guy was never home.

His apartment had a one bedroom suite, a kitchen, living room and a little balcony with a firescape. In all the honesty for the price they were asking, he would be actually living in pretty good conditions. Stiles loved his new home, it was small, looked like a hurricane had gone down on it  seventy percent of the time but it also had the impossible Stilinski charm.

The first few months were amazing, until his next door neighbour adopted two dogs and Stiles hero’s journey got his first villain.

Ugh, I might as well go earlier to work, he thought while taking a shower, and resigned himself to another day feeling unsettled and restless due to lack of sleep.

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yaratouin  asked:

Quite a specific question, but I hope you can help me. About two years ago we adopted two kittens from the local shelter. Unfortunately they turned out to have cat flu. The shelter's vet gave us some medicine and we treated them for it. They made it through just fine, but one of them (the female) ended up having what our vet called "chronic cat flu". In practice this means that she tends to sneeze a lot, but (1/4)

sometimes she has episodes where everything gets worse, constant sneezing, dirty eyes, not cleaning herself properly etc. During these episodes we give her some (newly prescribed) medicine and clean her eyes. However, she doesn’t like us doing this, judging from how desperate she can get to get (and stay) away. Although we don’t like it, for the moment my mother, my sisters and I can handle it, especially since it isn’t needed all that often, but I am worried, because I’ll be moving out relatively soon and I won’t be able to both hold her and give her her medicine at the same time. How can I best handle this? Ideally I’d like for her to hate the cleaning/medicine part not as much, but I realise that it will be difficult to make her forget the bad experiences in the past. So if that isn’t possible, how could I make it possible to be able to clean her eyes and give her her medicine by myself? (the last few times the medicine were a salve for her eyes and drops for her nose).

Ah, yes, the hard question of how to train a cat to let you medicate it who has already learned it absolutely hates to be medicated. This is where I wish vets would give out flyers about training husbandry behaviors along with newly prescribed medication - it would save a lot of stress and angry cat-wrestling. 

Luckily, you’ve got a little bit of an easier job because you don’t have to give the medication constantly - it’s always a bitch to try and condition animals for husbandry when you have to consistently remove progress by forcing them to do what you’re trying to get them to not hate. 

I’d start by desensitizing her to randomly having her face touched when you don’t have to give her meds. Get something she loves that’s soft and stinky and cut it up really small. Touch her face with your finger gently (away from where you normally medicate), then let her have a tiny bit. Repeat ad nauseum, eventually over the course of a week or two moving around her face. That way she gets used to you touching everywhere and starts tolerating it for the treats. 

Then build up to touching her for slightly longer and/or manipulating her face. Like, get her to be okay with you lifting her chin, then build in a lift and a touch to the side of her face sorta close to her eye. You’re going to want to be shaping approximations of what you’ll have to do to medicate her. Ideally, she’ll go long enough between symptoms you can do all of this. Go at her speed and back up if she starts being uncomfortable with it. Get to where you can eventually pull back an eyelid and hold it for a second, stop, and give her lots of stinky treats. That’s your first big goal - getting her to tolerate that. 

Once she’s down with you poking at her eyes and doing uncomfortable things for a steady stream of delicious food, get a saline dropper or something (basically, sterile water if you can - ask your vet) and like one time out of twenty that you do the eye thing, put a drop of water in her eye and then massively reward her with food and praise. Jackpot! That’s your second goal, so that she learns that even if occasionally something nasty happens it’s still worth tolerating in general. Then, when you have to medicate, you can just switch the saline for the meds (but keep up doing this multiple times a day, so it’s just as infrequently annoying). 

You might want to think about the position you’re teaching her ot be in when you do this. On your lap facing away from you might work, so you can tip her head up and back towards you and have a good angle at her eyes. Start with her in that position from the beginning so it’s natural. That position also gives you decent control of her if you need to hold and restrain her.

Your other option is pretty much learning to burrito a cat, but trust me, they absolutely hate it and if you’re having to do daily meds it’s going to get old and turn into a nasty scratch-fest pretty quick. Husbandry training is a little more investment but way more useful for chronic issues like this you know you’ll have to do forever. Good on you for thinking ahead!