i love how much we both love the prince and princess stuff

Grammys: Josh Dun imagine

Y/N: Sorry this one’s kinda short, I just did a little drabble (but it’s longer than a series chapter) let me know if you want a part two maybe and I’ll whip something up ok love you guys!!! And btw some of these requests I’ve been getting lately are super amazing I love em I love you xoxo

Anonymous said:
Hi! Can I request a josh dun x reader where they’re at the Grammys and Josh goes with her and he is very happy to show her girlfriend to the world? Please 😁

*female reader

Staring at yourself in the mirror, you examined your dress, your makeup, your hair, everything about you. You had to look perfect. There would be millions of people watching you, eyes fixed on you, giving you the title of the girlfriend belonging to the one and only Joshua William Dun of Twenty One Pilots. And completely honest, you were not ready at all. Josh was handsome and hot and talented and famous and you were, well, you. Your smile faded away as you looked at yourself in the mirror, trying to take a deep breath and search for that lost self-confidence, closing your eyes and beginning to tell yourself you looked just fine when you felt two arms wrap around you, pressing a soft kiss to the back of your neck before resting on your shoulder and whispering in your ear. “You look absolutely gorgeous, y/n,” Josh murmured quietly before placing a quick kiss on your cheek. “Damn I don’t think I’m going to let you leave the house looking like that.”

“Whatever,” you giggled, turning around and looking up at him, both of you sharing a rather passionate kiss. When you pulled away, you stared into your eyes. “Really? I look okay?”

“Okay?” he raised his eyebrows. “You look absolutely stunning.”

“You sure?” you insisted.

“I swear,” he chuckled. “Gosh, I have to give it to Jenna, you do look really amazing in yellow.” It had been Tyler’s idea for the two of you to wear bright yellow dresses to match Josh’s new hair. While you seemed a little skeptical at first, Jenna insisted, saying it complimented your eyes, and even dragged you out to a shop for the day to go searching for the perfect one for you.

“The dress looks like Belle’s from Beauty and the Beast,” you nodded, twirling around in it once, the fabric flowing around your legs and Josh’s smile grew even wider.

“Exactly,” he grinned. “You’re a princess.”

“More like the beast,” you teased.

“Oh shut up,” he rolled his eyes, pulling you into a huge hug. “I’m not lying when I say you look like the hottest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.”

“You’re too kind,” you smirked. “Now come on. Let’s hurry over there and kick butt! I bet you’re going to win more than one!”

“We’re lucky if we win one,” he laughed. “But I agree, we should head over.”

When you were both driving to the venue, you could feel something was off. Josh kept biting his lower lip, knuckles turning white because he was clenching the steering wheel too hard, or constantly darting his eyes around nervously. “You okay, babe?” you raised an eyebrow, placing a hand on his shoulder.

“Huh?” he whipped his head around to look at you when he reached a stop light. “I’m okay.”

“You look nervous as hell,” you softened your eyes.

“I am,” he admitted. “I’m scared to death.”

“Don’t worry,” you soothed. “You look amazing, your music sounds amazing, and you guys are amazing. I know you’ll win.”

“Yeah, but everyone will be staring at me,” he mumbled. “A million eyes all watching me if I go up on that stage. Even if I don’t. I have this bright yellow hair and these gages and-”

“And they’re all tiny reasons that add up to why I love you,” you reminded.

“I feel like I’m going to look like a fool,” Josh whispered. “I mean, I already do in this tuxedo and bowtie.”

“Don’t say that,” you argued. “You look like Prince Charming. Perfect for a princess like me, right?”

“Right,” he smiled. “I just don’t want to mess up.”

“Sometimes I wish I could just punch your anxiety in the face,” you frowned.

“Yeah,” he sighed. “Me too.”

“Look sweetie, you’re going to do absolutely amazing,” you reassured. “And besides, I’ll be right there beside you. Got it?”

“Definitely,” he nodded, turning into a parking spot. “I don’t know what I’d do without you. Gosh, I can’t even believe we got this far.”

“I’m so proud of you guys,” you beamed.

“We’re just two guys from Columbus, Ohio. We were literally just playing in front of handfuls of people in a basement and now we’re selling out Madison Square Garden, being televised nationally, and now we have a chance at winning a Grammy. That’s absolutely insane,” he sighed, parking the car and staring at you. “I don’t even know how it happened.”

“I’m so happy for you,” you kissed him on the lips. “Ready to add another accomplishment to that long list?”

“You bet,” he agreed.

When you arrived, there was already plenty of people there. Luckily, you hadn’t spotted anyone else wearing such a bold shade of yellow, and it made you excited and happy. It wasn’t long before a teenage boy was running up to Josh, huge smile plastered on his face. “Hey, uh, I was wondering if maybe I could get an autograph, please?” he wondered, grinning up at Josh. “I’ve been listening to your music for years. I’m a huge fan.”

“Absolutely,” Josh nodded, receiving the marker and piece of paper he handed him.

“So who’s this lucky lady?” the boy asked.

“Oh, y/n?” Josh laughed, tugging you right at his side and wrapping an arm around your waist. “This is my lovely girlfriend.”

“Sweet,” the boy grinned. “She’s very pretty.”

“Isn’t she?” Josh beamed. “You know, before we came here she was being all flustered acting like she didn’t look good in this dress. Can you believe that?”

“Josh,” you turned red, stifling a chuckle.

“You guys are the perfect couple,” the boy laughed. “Thanks so much for the autograph, Josh.”

“No problem,” he reassured. He ran away happily and you slapped Josh on the arm.

“Why’d you say that?” you joked.

“What? Say that you’re beautiful?” he raised an eyebrow. “Because you are.”

“Flirt,” you smirked. “Come on, let’s go look for Jenna and Tyler.”

“Wait! Joshua Dun!” an interviewer raced up to the two of you, microphone in hand, a camera crew following close behind. “My name is Stacey. I’m a reporter here tonight, I was wondering if you would be open to sharing about the lovely lady you brought with you tonight possibly? She isn’t a familiar face, but she definitely will be remembered after tonight. That’s a lovely dress dear.”

“Thanks,” you blushed.

“This is y/n, she’s my girlfriend,” Josh presented you and thrust out his hands, waving them up and down as if he was selling a product or showing a prize on a gameshow. “She’s the only award I need tonight.”

“How sweet,” Stacey gushed. She shook Josh and your hand and then grinned back at the camera. “Look at these two love birds.”

“Love birds indeed,” he chuckled, giving you a kiss on the cheek. “But I think it’s time for us to fly away now.”

“Oh yes, you two run along. I think Tyler and Jenna are over by the red carpet,” she informed. “Good luck tonight!”

“Thanks so much,” Josh responded, linking his arm with yours and plastering on a smile. “Come on my little chickadee, we’ve got a lot more stuff to do before we win that Grammy.”

“Chickadee?” you giggled. “You’re awfully cheerful now.”

“I’ve got good vibes,” he shrugged. “Oh look! There’s Tyler and Jenna!”

“Where?” your eyes instantly darted around in search of the matching bright yellow, and when you saw her, your face lit up. “Goddammit she looks like a Queen.”

“You look better,” he whispered in your ear with a sly smile as you approached them both. You were about to protest but Josh was already unlinking his arm from yours, engulfing Tyler in a huge hug, and Jenna approached you with a huge grin.

“Oh my goodness gracious, y/n!” Jenna exclaimed. “You look like you just stepped out of a fairy tale, sweetheart.”

“Me?” you laughed. “Look at you!”

“She looks smoking,” you could hear Tyler whisper to Josh. “I could barely breathe when she walked out of the bedroom.”

“I know, same here,” Josh agreed in a low murmur. “She didn’t even notice me staring at her from the doorway. Dude, I was floored.”

“I don’t know but I think we should start doing more of these Grammy things if they’re going to look as hot as this,” Tyler teased.

“Hey!” Jenna snapped, giving him a playful tug on the ear. “You boys should work on your whispering skills. We can hear everything.”

“Then that just means you’ll know how much we think you look so freaking sexy tonight,” Tyler smirked, grabbing her by the hips and pulling her closer. “Right, babe?”

“Sure,” she rolled her eyes, planting her lips on his for a kiss. A couple flashes went off and Josh chuckled.

“Come on guys,” he laughed. “Let’s keep the PDA to a minimum.”

“Shut up,” Tyler narrowed his eyes when he pulled away from the kiss, squeezing Jenna’s hand before letting go. “I bet you guys are going to be all over each other by the time we sit down.”

“It’s the Grammys,” Josh argued. “We have to be well behaved.”

“Well behaved,” Tyler scoffed. “Like that’s something we know how to do.”

“You’re being so silly,” Jenna sighed.

“Just wait until we take our pants off,” Tyler winked. “Then it will get real.”

“What?” you and Jenna both exclaimed at the same time.

“Nothing,” Tyler reassured. “Just a joke.”

“It better be,” Jenna warned.

“Sure…” Josh smirked, leaving both of you curious of what the hell that meant.

Slytherin Princess

Request from anon: please can you do an imagine where Draco and the reader are like the king and queen of Slytherin or whatever and they’re like the coolest couple ever and one day someone crosses her path and she makes sure he pays for it

Thanks for requesting anon! I’m sorry if this is really bad, I wrote this in one sitting :/

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Originally posted by pansyknowsallthingspotter

You had been dating Draco for a good two years - you were both in sixth year and had structured a pretty notorious reputation; everyone always referred to the two of you as the ‘King and Queen of Slytherin’. Ever since people had found out about the two of you, they noticed how perfectly you fit together - Draco was a respectable, almost despotic character yet you were oddly kind, though everyone warned “Get on the wrong side of Y/N Y/L/N and you’re dead meat.” You knew how to defend yourself, having come from a similar family as Draco, it came naturally to the two of you. 

You were surprisingly clever (one of the top in your year, actually) and you were proud of it. If you didn’t put those extra hours in at the library, you probably wouldn’t have passed your O.W.L.S; it came as a shock to your parents when you were placed in Slytherin (your mother was a Ravenclaw and so was your father) yet you supposed your house destined who you were meant to be. You were a Slytherin and you were proud of it. 

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anonymous asked:

How would the rfa and Saeran react to MC being an irl princess of some foreign country? Like... honest to goodness royalty? Thanks!

A/N: I hope this was everything you wanted! I don’t really know much about royalty so I just kinda rolled with it.. If it’s not good I’m sorry! Anyway, if there are parts that don’t make sense i’M SO SORRY I HAVE A FEVER but i’m using this time to write requests because my bby followers deserve it. Sorry for being gone for so long! Thank you all for the support you give us, 404 and I are working hard on requests right now <3 ~ 626

*YOOSUNG

  • this poor boy had no idea, he doesn’t pay much attention to pop culture like that
  • one day you invite him over to play games at your house because you have a super huge tv and you knew he’d love that!
  • when he’s at the gates of your mansion house, he calls you because there’s no way this can be your house???
    • “MC, are you pranking me??? It was bad enough last time when you put toothpaste in my oreos!”
    • “Just come in, you dork”
  • when he hears the gate buzz, he finally realizes that you’re rich as hell
    • it all makes sense now??? You always take him out to super expensive restaurants and for Christmas you got him an amazing gaming computer???
  • he’s about to faint oh my god yOU’RE SO RICH
  • when he’s roaming around the hallways of your mansion looking for your room (he refused the butler’s help, he could do it himself), hE SEES A PICTURE OF YOU AND YOUR PARENTS AND YOU’RE ALL WEARING CROWNS???
    • nah, no, there’s no way you’re royalty, you guys probably did a photo shoot, there’s no way this is possible
    • wait is that an entire row of pictures where your dad is meeting important people
    • is that Barack Obama? Is that the pRIME MINSTER OF SOUTH KOREA???
  • he faints
  • when he wakes up, he finds himself in a huge bed and you’re sitting next to him playing a game
    • “You’re finally awake! I’ve told you that you need to take care of yourself, did you even eat today?”
    • “MC ARE A YOU A QUEEN?”
    • “No, but I will be in the future”
    • Aaand he faints again
  • Once he finally gets used to the idea of you being a princess, it makes so much more sense to him!
  • You’ve always sounded really polite and elegant when you speak, and you handle the RFA fundraisers so easily, no matter what crisis comes???
  • He loves seeing you all dressed up, you’re so cute and beautiful!!! <3
    • You’re his Princess Zelda

*ZEN

  • He thought your name sounded familiar when you introduced yourself in the chat, but he didn’t really think about it
  • But when he finally gets to meet you, he’s in so much denial???
    • It can’t be, a princess fell in love with him
    • If you thought his ego was big before, it’s the size of the Titanic now
    • It’s even bigger when you tell him you watched his movies before you talked to him on the app
  • It never really hits him until you go shopping with him one day and you buy him a Louis Vuitton suitcase aS IF IT’S NOTHING???
    • wAIT YOU’RE BUYING LIKE 5 BAGS TOO???
    • Like yeah he makes decent money from acting, but holy hell you’re rich
  • He honestly loves this so much though
    • You two are an amazingly dressed power couple!
    • You’ll take over the political world and he’ll take over the pop culture world <3
  • You end up giving him “prince” lessons
    • You teach him how to deal with the pressure of the public and how to speak politely but firmly
    • You make him walk with books on his head and record him even though that’s something you never had to do
    • You get him to quit smoking by telling him a true prince would never do such a thing
    • He almost cries
  • HE LOVES DOING PHOTO SHOOTS WITH YOU, HE WILL USE AN EXCUSE TO BE IN A MAGAZINE WITH YOU
    • “it’s your half birthday”
    • “it’s national best friend’s day”
    • “it’s tHE ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY WE FIRST DID IT
    • zen pls no
  • He wears his future crown at home when no one is around
  • He’s really happy that you’re a public figure so he can flaunt you when you guys go out <3

*JAEHEE

  • She knew the second you introduced yourself in the chatroom!
  • She’s honestly dazzled, a real life princess??? What is this???
    • But she kept herself in check, she realized you probably have a lot of people who hound you on a regular basis, she didn’t wanna be one of them
  • But she honestly loves talking to about your country’s political system
  • With your leadership skills and Jaehee’s organizational skills, you both work together to implement programs for underprivileged children
    • You two are a power couple omg, literally unstoppable, you two even consider starting clean water projects in other countries???
    • Unstoppable
  • Jaehee considers opening a coffeeshop chain in your country
  • She loves seeing you dress up!!! You’re so adorable and beautiful in all the elegant clothing <3
    • She totally doesn’t take pictures of you when you aren’t looking, there’s no way she has an album of 300 pictures of you
  • She’s really afraid of how the world will react when they find out you two are actually together???
    • Dumbass tabloids think you two are “gal pals”
    • But you don’t care, even if you have to step down, you don’t care
    • “Listen Jaehee, I love you. You’re my best friend and I would not trade that for the world. If my country wants me to step down because I have a girlfriend, I will. I’ll find a life with you because I cannot imagine a life without you.”
    • tEARS SO MANY TEARS
  • Jaehee  highkey lowkey uses you to meet famous people (but she loves you, es okay)
    • You don’t really mind though, it makes her happy
    • So you take her to as many events as you can, you want to make her smile as much as you can
  • You love this precious little bean and you are going to give her the world

*JUMIN

  • Of course he knew who you were, he wasn’t an uneducated idiot
  • And while it was nice to know that you weren’t with him for the money
    • He was kinda disappointed???
  • You’re a princess, you have the entire world at your feet
    • He wanted to spoil you, but you??? Have??? Everything you want or need???
    • But with the help of Zen but with his brilliant mind, he was able to come up with stuff he knew you never got!
    • hE WILL MAKE SO MANY THINGS FOR U
  • He started making food for you <3
    • And yes it tastes terrible at first but it got better after awhile!
    • At the beginning he was the type to just put the entire egg with the shell in cake mix
    • hE’S SO CUTE IN AN APRON OMG
  • He takes knitting classes???
    • He knits you everything he possibly can, a sweater, scarf, gloves, beanies
    • He totally doesn’t knit a baby blanket and baby hat for your future kids
  • He supports your decision not become queen because you decided you wanted to do other than things than run a country
    • Like be his totally hot secretary
  • You eventually move into his place and he lowkey feels ashamed bc it’s so much smaller than what you’re used to
    • But you assure him that you prefer his place because smaller places feel so much more homey than mansions
  • You’re actually much busier than Jumin when it comes to work so he’s always home before you and he spoils you so much
    • When you come home, you can always expect a shoulder/back massage
    • There’s always a warm meal that he makes because he’s not letting someone else do something for you that he can
    • When you have really bad days at work, he runs a nice, hot bubble bath couple with candles and rose petals
    • He’s pretty much ur house spouse, who knew Jumin could take on such a domestic role???
  • But he’s still senpai in the sheets

*SAEYOUNG

  • Ofc he found out when he did a background search on you
  • And he’s so fascinated by you???
    • You help run a country??? You do so many good things
  • He’ll never understand though
    • How did someone as great as you fall for someone as terrible as him
  • Everything you do is so great and he’s stuck in a field of work that could get him killed
    • But with your power, you’re able to get him out of his job
    • And he’s so, so thankful to you
    • He doesn’t really let himself be vulnerable in front of you but when you told him you could help him, he cried for hours
  • What did he do to get someone as amazing you???
    • He doesn’t know it but you totally got someone to assassinate his dad
  • You actually help him get a job as an engineer <3
    • He hates using you for your connections but he knows he deserves the job, he’s not going to deny his talent and ability
    • He’s so thankful for you
  • And he becomes your right-hand man??? Anytime you need to make a difficult decision about your country, he’s there for you!!!
  • He gets a pet monkey so he can compare himself to Aladdin
    • “Listen children,,, you don’t know how hard life was for me,,, I was a beggar,,, always stealing food to survive,,,”
    • “Saeyoung, stop lying to the children and actually teach them, I wanted you to get the kids interested in computers”
    • “I was nothing but a boy with a monkey and a magic carpet,,,”
  • You two come up with a plan to get kids more interested in computers and he’s in charge <3
    • He loves teaching all the children! They’re all silly and goofy like him
  • He has no idea where he would be without you and he’s so glad he met you

*SAERAN

  • This boy has no idea, like none at all
  • Rika chose you to retrieve the phone, and he was just supposed to follow you
    • And he knows like nothing about pop culture “It’s useless information that’ll take up space in my brain” so he didn’t know who you were
  • He finds out one day when he sees an article about you helping open up a school in a third world country???
    • Like he thought you were amazing before
    • You were the one who helped him through his therapy, through all the nightmares that plagued his nights, through all the bad thoughts that overwhelmed him
    • In his head, you’d always been his queen
    • But it turns out you’re actually a princess?!?!
  • And you help so much around the world
    • He could deal with you being a princess if it weren’t for the fact that you were a huge philanthropist
    • You educated women in India about reproductive health??? You helped teach disabled children in China??? yOU DONATED 25 MILLION DOLLARS TO A HOSPITAL IN SEOUL???
  • He actually killed someone and you helped people live longer and better
  • He actually avoids you for a few weeks after he finds out
    • He’s just having a hard time coming to terms with it? You’re a goddess and he’s the devil, why are you with him?
  • But you weren’t having any of it, you literally kicked his door down, you gave him his space and now you were going to talk
    • He ends up crying in your lap
  • But you manage to talk it out with him and you make it very clear that you aren’t going anywhere
    • “I love you, okay? You don’t have to understand why I do, but you need to know that I do. I don’t care if you think I deserve better because I choose you, Saeran. I will always choose you.”
  • He eventually decides he wants to help people with you
    • Yes, he made a huge mistake in the past, one that he is so sorry for, and he will spend the rest of his life trying to make up for that
    • He’s no V, he’ll never be an angel, but he’s sure as hell gonna make the world a less crappy place
  • He comes up with so many great ideas!
    • Music programs for underprivileged children! Reading classes for uneducated adults! Programs that help teenagers get work experience!
  • He creates so many outreach programs and he’s so happy that you gave him the chance to do that
  • Started from the bottom now we’re here

*V

  • This boy is as clueless as Saeran
  • Between photography and Rika and being a dumbass, he doesn’t pay much attention to the world
  • ·      He ends up finding out through Jumin??
    • “Oh by the way MC’s father is going to be visiting my father, we’re going to talk about having MC model for one of our products”
    • “wHAT”
  • He’s honestly so happy though
    • You’re such a fantastic person who else could put up with him pining after Rika for so long and you deserve everything
    • You deserve all the praise and attention you get
  • He totally doesn’t fantasize about becoming a prince
    • And he so doesn’t go around singing Disney songs
    • “anD AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT”
    • “what was that honey?”
    • “Thinking about the top 10 things a blind person will never say”
  • This boy is such a saint, you two implement a program to help disabled children
    • And not only does he help implement the program, but he actually participates in it???
    • Crying cause V deserves the world
  • He becomes your family’s official photographer!
    • This happens because he was lowkey salty when you hired someone else for an event
    • “Oh you need my help getting something from the high shelf??? Why don’t you ask that photographer?”
    • V pls shut up
  • But you do drag him to one of your photoshoots and after that he’s as addicted as Zen
    • You two make such a beautiful couple, how could he not be addicted???
    • He has pictures of you everywhere in his house
    • And he knows how much you love him, he can always feel it, but he absolutely adores the expression on your face when you’re looking at him and seeing it from an outside perspective makes him want to cry
  • He loves you so much, you’re his goddess <3

anonymous asked:

Can you please do the dai companions reactions to finding out the Inquisitor is actually royalty (prince/princess etc) and now their home is reaching out to them to get them back. But the inquisitor never really talked about it? Thank you!

Cassandra: She’s actually not as angry as they thought she would be. She’s miffed, of course, that they didn’t tell her, but she’s a bit more understanding– being noble isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. “Regardless of title, they now have a responsibility to the Inquisition.” she says sternly to whoever tries to bring them home. “They can decide for themselves whether or not they want to come home once our mission is complete.” She relates to them, and they often spend time talking about the follies of aristocracy and the horseshit that comes along with it. If Romanced: Her relatives in Nevarra could not approve more of their relationship, and as long as the Inquisitor himself is not up for an arranged marriage, the other side feels likewise. Both gag and ignore their families– they love each other for each other, not because it’s politically convenient. 

Blackwall: He’s stunned. He stumbles over his words when he speaks to them after finding out, not sure at all how to refer to them. They sigh and tell him to treat them like he always has, and he tries, though finds it a bit difficult to do so sometimes. He tries to ask why they left, but they don’t talk about it for awhile. If Romanced: He is extremely worried about going into romance with her. He doesn’t want the truth to come out– it will scandalize her, and he doesn’t want to do that to her. If she persists, he warns her that nothing good will come of loving him, but she still does. After he’s revealed, she shocks him by still loving him, still wanting to be with him. “Even though your family…” He’s cut off as she kisses him and reassures him that she loves him. He decides he’ll do good by her.

Iron Bull: He had information passed on from the Ben-Hassrath about who they actually were and why they left. He acts normally and doesn’t reveal that he knew until after their identity is revealed. When questioned as to why, he shrugs. “You left for a reason, Boss. If you don’t want that life, I was never going to tell anyone. That’s your right.” He knows they don’t like being treated differently, so he doesn’t. If Romanced: “You sure about this, Kadan?” he asks tentatively as they give him the dragon tooth necklace. “Your family isn’t going to like you fucking and loving a qunari mercenary…” As they consent and confirm with a kiss, he grins and pulls them back into bed. So long as they had each other, the rest of the world could fuck off, titles be damned.

Sera: She approves– not of their title, of course, but of the fact that they left all the royal nonsense behind. “Oh, piss right off!” she yells at whoever was sent to bring them back. “They’re sick of you and your noble shite! They know you’re all arseholes!” She’s not angry they didn’t tell her. “Why would I care?” she huffs. “I’m glad you don’t want the stupid title. You’re one of us lowlies, now, hah! Come on, now, let’s go stuff lizards in their drawers!” If Romanced: The same reaction as before, but she also scandalizes her girlfriend’s entire family by kissing her, repeatedly, or even having sex with her on the roof– with extra sex and kisses if her girlfriend left her home over an arranged marriage. “I love her for her, and she loves me for me– not because of any stupid titles or whatever!” she declares. She thinks it’s a hoot to constantly horrify the royal family. 

Varric: He thinks it’s a beautiful plot twist is what it is. He tries to press for more information as to why they left, several times, with varying levels of success and failure. Still, if they just want a friend who will treat them like a person, he’ll oblige. 

Cole: They feel the same to him as any other person, and he doesn’t really understand why it matters. He just feels their pain and stress like anyone else, so he’ll do his best to help them, as he already has been. “They don’t want to be called Prince(ss) (Inquisitor Name),” he says, “so we shouldn’t.”

Dorian: Oh. Oh, this is beautiful. He relates to them, a lot, and he’s not angry in the slightest they didn’t tell him. “A runaway prince(ss), I see? My, my! How interesting! Join the ‘nobles scandalizing our families’ club.” he teases, but he’s understanding if they vent to him about why they left– he knows how they feel. So they bond ever further, as friends, and he only gently teases them about their title from time-to-time. If Romanced: He’s worried. He tries to laugh it off, of course– “My, my, amatus, falling in love with a mage from Tevinter? Courting controversy and scandal, I see!” His lover persists, and he states that he loves him, titles and origins be damned. Romance takes slightly longer to proceed, because Dorian is a bit nervous about it, but he decides eventually fuck it– if they’re scandalizing their families, they’re scandalizing their families together.

Vivienne: She’s befuddled as to why they hid it at all. It could be a great asset to the Inquisition, and to themselves. “You shouldn’t hide your deserved title, Darling,” she scolds, “not now, and not ever. One day, you could be the Queen/King of your people, and you need to remember that. You are someone to be looked up to, and a leader worthy of respect. Your title only helps to reflect that.” She insists on, from then on, referring to them by their proper title, be it Prince or Princess, much to their chagrin.

Solas: He’s surprised, for once, but he thinks little of current nobility, so he leaves it be. He hopes that perhaps his lessons to them about magic and the Fade will be carried forward to their people, but otherwise respects their wishes to be not be addressed by their title and treated with respect, but none more than any person would deserve. If Romanced (I don’t know where the Elvhen princess came from, use your imagination): He seriously starts considering what will happen if he tells her the truth about who he is. He spends many nights laying awake pondering every possible scenario. Often, she asks what is wrong, to which he only forces a smile. “Nothing, Vhenan. Nothing other than wishing to take in your radiance.”

Cullen: He’s frustrated, not with them, but with the people constantly trying to take them home. “Oh, for Andraste’s sake, I’m well aware they’re royalty! It doesn’t change the fact that they have a responsibility to the Inquisition now. If they want to come home, they’ll decide that on their own terms, once everything is handled.” He has no patience at all for any of this noble horseshit. If Romanced: He gives pause, not fully realizing the fact that he’s dating a princess until after they kiss on the battlements, and it comes up when she teases him and remarks she’s happy that her title didn’t scare him away. He’s nervous, suddenly, because he has no titles outside of the Inquisition– she reassures him that as long as he loves her, that’s all she cares about, and while still nervous, he’s happy with that.

Leliana: She knew. Of course she knew– her agents would sniff out who they really were before their family got to them. She confronts them and asks why they left. They explain themselves and beg her not to tell anyone– so she doesn’t. “Keep in mind, though, that it does not matter if I keep your secret,” she warns, “your family is seeking you out, and they will find you. Everyone will know the truth, regardless of whether or not I tell them.” She still respects their wishes and treats them professionally as their spymaster, not fawning in the least over the fact they’re a prince/ss. 

Josephine: She’s startled and suddenly scrambles to correct all of her letters to reflect the Herald’s actual title. She also pulls them aside and scolds them for not telling her, and like Vivienne, says they should never hide it– it is a boon to themselves and the Inquisition. There’s no telling her otherwise. If Romanced: Her family highly approves of her relationship with the Inquisitor, and again, like Cassandra, if the Herald did not leave over an arranged marriage, their family is alright with it. Josephine falls in love with them like she would in any romance, and is a bit more understanding about why they don’t want to be treated like royalty.

Clark’s Niece - Part 6

So I don’t know if I used the right term but here they are!

Umayri - My Prince (That’s what Google Translate told me!!)

Amira - Princess

———-

When you wake up the next day you feel more refreshed than you have in a long time. Damian is curled around you, fast asleep, and you wonder why you woke up. When the door clicks shut you have your answer. Quickly wriggling out of Damian’s hold you quickly head out to the living room.

“Uncle Lex?” You whisper

“In here, Y/N” He takes a sip of his coffee, “So you two made up”

“Yeah, we did. I love him, Uncle Lex. I love him so much that it hurts. I don’t know how I would ever survive without him”

Lex sighs, “He and I are going to have a talk on how to treat you, darling. I expect him to ask permission to take you out on a date, and be aware that when you do go out, I will be watching you, and if he hurts you, I will hurt him”

There’s a hoarse chuckle from the door, “I thought that we were over that, dad. I don’t really like to get shot, so I would appreciate it if you kept the injuries to a minimum.”

As Kon walks by he drops a kiss onto the top on your head, and you gently squeeze his arm. It’s practically a morning ritual, a show of affection and love between the two cousins. “Sit down, Kon. I’ll get your coffee, you shouldn’t even be up, you know.”

Conner flops into a chair and Lex fusses, making sure he didn’t pull any stitches. While Lex is a supervillain, and the cause of a lot of problems, he is also one of the most caring people you know. “Try not to strain yourself, son. I don’t want to have to take you back into surgery”

“Come on, dad! You know I can’t miss out on your famous coffee! It’s like the best stuff in the whole country!”

Lex chuckles, “I know, son. I would have brought you a cup”

Kon wrinkles his nose, “No way! You drink yours black! And you never add enough sugar to mine!”

Uncle Lex rolls his eyes, “You’re lucky you aren’t human, or you would have diabetes by now!”

Conner grins, raising his cup in a mock toast, “To my non-human biology!”

An hour later Damian and Clark stumble into the kitchen and get coffee. You walk over and press a kiss to Damian’s cheek, “Morning, Umayri”

“Good morning, Amira”

Uncle Clark groans, “Now they have cute nicknames for each other”

“Leave them alone, Kal. You’re the one who argued with Bruce just to get them back together. I don’t think I’ve even seen Batman nervous until then”

After breakfast, Damian approaches Lex when Y/N, Kon and Kal went out for a fly. “Mr. Luthor, I would like to have a word with you”

“Of course, Mr. Wayne. What can I do for you?”

Damian clears his throat, “I would like your permission to ask Y/N on a date”

Lex leans forward, “And why are you asking me instead of Clark?”

“I already have the approval of both Clark and Connor Kent. The only one I do not have it from is you, Mr. Luthor”

“I would like you to call me Lex, Damian”

Damian nods, “Of course … Lex.”

“I will give you permission to date my niece, on one condition”

“Name it”

“I want you to treat her like she is a princess. I want you to worship her, to love her in every way she deserves. I want you to make her happy. Do you think you can do that, Damian?”

Damian grinned, “I would have her no other way, Lex. All I want is for Y/N to be happy”

“One more thing, Damian … I want to walk Y/N down the aisle at your wedding”

Damian chuckled, “That is not my decision to make, however I will put in a good word for you”

Lex chuckles, “Yes, do that. We both know that Y/N will not be told what to do, so the decision is hers to make”

When you get back to Uncle Lex’s penthouse you can hear Damian laughing. “No! That can’t be THE Superman!”

Lex’s laugh joined Damian, “Oh yes it is! And he didn’t even know how to tie the tie, I had to do it for him!”

“I still can’t believe you hit him with your car!”

Uncle Clarks’ eyes widened in horror, “Oh no” he takes off, sprinting down the stairs, “Alexander Luthor! You put that book away right now!”

You and Conner glance at each other before you take off after Clark, “Don’t you do it Uncle Lex! I want to see the pictures too!”

“NO!!!” Clark shouts, “How did you even get those pictures!?!”

“Martha gave them to me of course.”

“Aw, no, Ma!”

Lex chuckles again, “You were such a cute kid, Clark, I don’t know how you turned into what you are now”

You roll your eyes at you uncles antics. Those two fight like they really are siblings instead of enemies.

“Y/N? Will you come with me for a moment?”

You glance up from your book, “Sure, Dami” You float behind him, holding onto Damian’s shoulders, letting him pull you along like he always does, “What’s up?”

“I had a conversation with Lex today, Beloved.”

You cock your head, “You did?”

“Yes, and he gave me his permission to do this”

Damian pulls out a ring, and goes down on one knee, “Dami …?”

“I know we are young, and that we aren’t ready to get married yet, but I love you. I love you more than I ever thought I could love a single person, and I want you to be mine. Will you promise to marry me one day, when we are ready? Will you promise that you will always be mine?”

Tears streak down your face and you nod your head frantically, “Yes, yes, Dami! Of course I will! I love you so much! Yes!”

Damian slides the black opal ring onto your finger, and stands up. You fling your arms around his neck, pressing a kiss to his lips. “I love you, Beloved”

“And I love you, Dami. I’ll love you forever”

He leans his forehead against yours, just breathing you in, relishing this moment. He runs his thumb over the ring now on your finger. They two of you stand there for who knows how long before you decide to go inside.

“Dami?”

“Yes, Beloved”

“You get to tell Jason”

Damian groans, tugging you into one more kiss, “Of course, Beloved”

“He’ll probably try to beat you up”

Damian kisses your nose and you run your fingers gently through his hair, “I would deserve it for hurting you, my love”

“Don’t worry, I won’t let him hurt you. I won’t let anyone hurt you anymore”

“I will fight for you every day, Beloved. I will show you my love for you every day to make up for any pain that I have caused you”

“And I will forgive you every day, and every time you hurt me again. I love you”

“I love you too, Amira”

———-

That’s what I was picturing when I wrote about the Promise Ring!!

yours (robb stark au)

Plot: AU where Reader and Robb are betrothed to one another. Reader is soon to be Queen of France and Robb is next in line to be King of Scotland. They’ve known each other since they were young and have been preparing for this day all their life. Unfortunately, Jaime Lannister, Lord and soon to be King of Wales, also had his eye on you. (Basically, this is a Reign!AU)

Pairing: Robb Stark x Reader

Warnings: making out, Jaime being a dick, language maybe? vulnerable!robb

A/N: hello hi sorry for being MIA! this is my first GoT fic and I really hope you like it! I love Robbie sm and I love Richard Madden even more. (!!!!GIFS AREN’T MINE!!!!)


It’s been a cold and brutal winter this time around, but you’ve always dreamed of getting married in the snow. A smile makes its way onto your face as you look out the window and watch the pretty little snowflakes make their way to the ground, a sense of serenity taking over you as you think of your future with Prince Stark. The Starks should be on their way over to your castle by now, they should–

“Y/N!” Sansa sings and makes her way over to you.

“Sansa!” The smile on your face widens as you see your betrothed’s younger sister. She wraps her arms around you in a comforting hug which you so gladly return.

“I’ve missed you so much!” She pulls away and you kiss her cheek, happily leading her to you  set of chairs by the larger window.

“I’m so glad you guys are here! I’ve missed you all, too! How is my precious little Arya?” You lean back, still holding on to your dear friend’s hand as the smirk on her face grows.

“Arya is good, she’s excited because now we’ll be seeing more of you! Bran is also very excited. He wants you and Robb to make little Stark babies,” Sansa laughs and you grow red at the mere thought of being so intimate with Robb. “Oh come on, Y/N it’s bound to happen!”

“Well, sure, but I’m still scared!” You huff and lay your head back, looking up at the ceiling. “Besides, you’re too young for me to talk about this stuff with.”

“Oh, please!” Sansa scoffs and playfully slaps your wrist. “I’m nearly 18!”

“Nearly 18 means you’re still not there yet,” you chuckle as she makes a face at you, further proving her adorable childishness.

You hear a knock on your door and before you’re able to look up, you hear his velvet-like voice.

“May I come in, my lady?” His blue eyes pierce your brown ones as you stand quickly, curtsying.

“Of course, my prince. Please,” you blush deeply as Sansa nudges you before slowly making her way out.

“Don’t go around making babies just yet! You won’t be married for another three days,” she laughs and runs out, before either you or Robb could scold her.

“I-erm-sorry about her,” Robb blushes as well as he lets his eyes study you. “Is-is everything alright, my lady?”

“Y-yes, my prince. Everything is alright,” you clear your throat and Robb closes the door before making his way over to you, a soft smile on his face.

“How many times have I told you to call me Robb?” He lifts your chin up to look at him, a concerned look on his face as you sigh and bite your lip. “And are you really going to lie to your future husband, hm?”

“It’s just–I’ve been thinking about our future, especially with the constant mention of our future children and I’m just scared,” you shrug and look up at your beautiful husband-to-be. “What if I do something wrong? What if you don’t like me? What if–?”

“Princess, princess, listen to me,” he whispers and a shiver runs down your back as he calls you by your title. “You won’t do anything wrong, I will always be there to guide you. You’ll raise our kids wonderfully, I can’t think of anyone else I’d want as the mother of my children. I can’t think of–”

“Robb, I meant,” your cheeks turn darker than before as your gaze travels back to the floor. “I meant what if I do something wrong when we’re, when we’re intimate?” The last part comes out in a small squeak and Robb’s eyes soften further, his hands rubbing your back endearingly.

“I will be right there to guide you in every step of the way, my princess. I promise. Every question or concern you have, I will be right there to help you. If I don’t know the answer, and I’m sure I don’t, we’ll ask some hand-maidens, some women who might know more. I will do everything in my power to ensure your comfort and your safety, never worry about doing something wrong,” he smiles and brings his hands up to cup your face, his thumb brushing against your cheek as you feel your breathing shallow.

You both lean forward and your nerves skyrocket, both in fear and in excitement, in wonder. Your nose brushes against his and you can feel his breath against your lips as his thumbs now gently flick your earlobes. Before you can move closer and finally feel his lips against yours, you hear a knock. You both pull away from each other, but Robb’s hand moves to your waist protectively as he lays eyes on the man.

“Your grace,” you look over to none other than Jaime Lannister, the troublemaker Lord of Wales.

“No, no, please call me Jaime,” he smirks and Robb’s grip on you tightens, pulling you closer to him.

“How can we help you, Jaime?” Robb all but growls out as the smirk widens on Jaime’s face.

“It’s still Lord to you, boy,” he walks over, completely ignoring Robb’s glare. “I just came to see the princess, I was wondering if I could have a word with you my lady?”

“I’ll be right down, my lord. We can talk then,” you nod as he takes your hand and lays a kiss on it.

“I can hardly wait,” he smirks at Robb and walks out the room, barely closing the door as he leaves.

You turn back to look at Robb and you notice his hardened features, his hands that are now fists at his sides as he struggles to reign in his anger. He breathes heavily until you gently place your hands against his face.

“Look at me, my prince,” you whisper and Robb’s eyes immediately find yours, softening at the sight of you. “I am betrothed to you. I want to be married to you. Nothing Jaime does or says will ever make me see him as anything other than the bratty, troublemaking Lord of Wales. I promise.”

“I know, my princess. I apologize for reacting the way I did. The Lannisters have just always given us trouble, Jaime especially. I don’t want him to ever even think of taking the single most important person from me,” he whispers and leans down to press his forehead against yours, eyes closing in the process. “I don’t want him to take you away from me.”

“No one will ever be able to take me away from you, Robb. I swear it on my soul,” you whisper and brush your nose against his as you continue to speak. “I am yours, I will always be yours. I will love you to the very end, I will bear our children with a smile on my face, and I will be yours in every sense of the word for as long as you’ll have me. I’ll-”

Robb cuts you off with a desperate, passionate, tender kiss. His hands wrap around your waist as his lips capture yours and your hands move to the back of his neck. Your lips move in sync, his tongue slowly making its way into your mouth as you gasp. He growls against your lips before forcefully moving himself back, panting heavily and resting his forehead against yours.

“If we don’t stop now, love, we might have to push our wedding to right now,” Robb whispers and you chuckle breathlessly, still reeling from the kiss.

“Can’t say I’d complain,” you wrapped your arms around his back as his rested on your waist, his chin atop your head.

“Neither would I, but I think it’s best we stop you two right here,” you turn around to the voice of Catelyn Stark, a blush rising in both your cheeks as she chuckles at the two of you.

“My Queen,” you curtsy and look up at her, slightly embarrassed and slightly shy in front of your future mother-in-law.

“Oh, no need for the formalities. Mother will be just fine,” she smiles and walks over to you, slipping her arm through yours as you smile back. “I’m going to have to separate you two now. You, Y/N need to try on your dress. And you, Robb, need to meet with your father for some arrangements.”

“Yes, Mother,” he kisses her cheek and then moves to lay a gentle kiss on your forehead. “I can’t wait to marry you, my queen.”

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“And I, you,” you whisper as he smiles and walks out your door. The next time you’d see him, you two would be getting married. You couldn’t wait.

You know that post about immortals missing important history points?

Considering Yoon is pretty interested in history, and Zeno has gone through all of Kouka’s, I imagine the boy asks him a lot and frequently gets disappointed.


“Zeno, what do you think about king Dae-guan?”
“Mmm? Who’s that?”
“What do you mean who?! He was the most famous monarch of the second Fire dynasty!”
“Aaaah, the chubby one with the bushy beard?”
“…I guess you could describe him like that.”
“Well, he threw some pretty great festivals and he made the pointy shoulder pads on capes a trend. I heard he really liked apple candy, farted a lot, and had like seven dogs.”
That’s what you remember about a legendary king. Wonderful.”


“Hey Zeno, what side did you take in the Yusa civil war?”
“Both were dumb.”
“Ah.”
“I took out a troop that was bullying and pillaging villagers, but I can’t recall if they were realists or separatists. There were jerks in both sides.”
“Fair enough, I guess.”


“How about the War of the Peonies?”
“What about the War of the Peonies, Lad?”
“Did you get involved in it?”
“Naaaah. Zeno spent that entire century moping in the woods so I missed everything. Next time I went to a town, the grandpas were talking about it and I was so confused. Zeno even thought it was a kind of game with flowers!”
“…I’m going to do the laundry now.”


“Did you even know about the Dragon Decrees?”
“Actually, Zeno helped to inspire more than half of those!”
“Wait, really?! How?!”
“Zeno worked for that king back then.”
“You were King Min’s adviser? That’s so cool! I knew you couldn’t have been a useless forest vagabond for 2000 years!”
“Well, I wasn’t his adviser but his stable boy. Zeno took care of his horses.”
“WAIT! How the heck does a servant get to influence law-making?!?”
“King-niichan was really young, dumb, and easily manipulated. We talked a lot. Good thing I managed to become his friend before someone evil took advantage, right?”
“So Min the Wise, the most cunning monarch in 1000 years, was you ruling the country from the shadows. I’m… kind of impressed and underwhelmed at the same time.”
“He needed a lot of hugs. The horsies were well taken care of, too!”


“Oi, Zeno. Were you in the great Fuuga fire that happened 300 years ago?”
“Yup, Mister! In fact Zeno was!“
“Were you saving people like with princess Tao?”
“Sorta. I mean, I tried and rescued a few kids and old people, but at some point I blacked out inside a house and I woke up 5 days later between the rubble, naked, found by some people. Their soup and sake we had for dinner were great.”
“I’m not telling this one to Yoon. He’s not going to like it.”


“Zeno?”
“Yes, Miss!”
“Did you get to meet Lee Ayame?”
“Who?”
“A poetess and musician! She wrote a lot of songs and poems in the Golden Era.”
“…Zeno doesn’t read a lot.”
“…But you’ve heard of The Nightingale Fan, right? It’s a classic book and theater play!”
“Oh! Oh yeah, they sold a lot. Especially between middle-class students and housewives. Young girls loved the romance and the characters, young boys the sword duels and dick jokes. Old people criticized it and mocked it a lot, though.”
“B-but it’s a classic now… Scholars and nobles keep talking about the metaphors…”
“Metaphors? Nah, it was trashy fun for the masses. Nothing wrong with that!”
“Oh gods, my tutor would cry if he knew.”


“Zeno? Is there anything about King Hiryuu’s myth that was wrong in reality?”
“Kija, he’s going to say something frustrating.”
“I need to know, Yoon!”
”…You know what? Tell him, Zeno. I want to hear this, too.”
“Ah? Yeah! Plenty of stuff, in fact. For instance, he actually wasn’t too tall. Around Hakuryuu’s height, maybe?”
“Zeno, that’s not what I meant…”
“His hair was much luscious in person than in the art, however.”
“That’s not what I meant!”


“Zeno-kun, was Lady Lin really Prince Sejon’s lover?”
“I don’t know who those people are, Ryokuryuu. Not even ringing a bell.”
”But they’re the greatest love story in–!”
“Jae-ha, don’t bother. It was probably celebrity gossip back then.”
“At least could you tell me in your opinion who were the most beautiful man and woman alive?”
“Man is easy! King Hiryuu! About girls, Zeno’s type is tiny and cute so the tall sexy ladies do nothing for me. It’s a tie between my wife and the Miss for the prettiest!”
“So, people you knew? You were right, Yoon-kun. I shouldn’t have bothered.”

Beauty and Prince Ben

A/N: i don’t do smut, so don’t ask || enjoy ♥

Fandom: Disney Descendants

Boy: Prince Ben

Word Count: 3,840

Warning(s): Fluff

‘’You can’t rush love honey. Love takes time.’’

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Moving in Together - Chocobros and Nyx

Hello, Hello! 

The idea for this headcanon came to me a few days ago and I’ve been super excited to get this up! Do y’all like the idea of me putting things I’m working on onto the Masterlist before it’s posted or nah? Lemme know what you think!

(Cut for length, not content) 

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Honey, I'm Home

You knocked on the door of the big house that you remember as yours. You had decided it would be best to start a new life without his help, it was working-ish.

“Hey”, Calum opened the door and gestured for you to come in. You walked in the door and stood awkwardly. “Hunter! Mommy’s here!”

“I’m coming”, your three year old yelled, “I gotta get my toys.”

“Okay, take your time baby”, you yelled up the stairs.

You and Calum had split a little over a year ago, it didn’t seem to affect Hunter now but your dreaded the days to come where you’d have to give him a real explanation. You and Calum split over stress, anger, and things that shouldn’t have been said, how could you tell your son that? You would cross that bridge when you got to it but for now, your number one obstacle was to stand in front of Calum without breaking.

“Sorry I couldn’t drop him off the last two weeks, I asked Mali to do it because I was working late”, Calum awkwardly scratched the back of his neck.

“No, no, it’s fine”, you waved off, “I hadn’t spoken to Mali in awhile anyway, it was good catching up”, you nodded. The silence continued.

“Hunter, you need help up there”, Calum called again, trying to make the situation less awkward which seemed impossible.

“No, I’m just packing my stuff”, Hunter yelled in his high pitch voice.

“But Daddy already packed your stuff, do you need me to come up and help”, Calum asked with a smile on his face.

“No Daddy, I can do it”, Hunter yelled again, “I can do it”, he repeated.

You and Calum chuckled, “He’s quite the character, am I right”, you commented.

“He reminds me so much of you, always trying to be independent”, Calum replied with a grin.

You both couldn’t keep the smiles off of your faces. This was what you missed. How could you let this go? How could you let it all go over something so stupid?

“I ready”, Hunter walked down the stairs while holding onto the railing. He saw your face and his eyes lit up as he increased in speed, “Mommy”, he hugged you as he finally reached the bottom of the stairs.

“Hi baby”, you cooed as knelt down to his height, “Did you have fun with Daddy?”

“Yeah, we went through photo albums. That’s what they’re called, right Daddy”, he asked Calum.

Calum nodded with an ear to ear grin, “Yeah.”

“There was a picture of you and Daddy. You looked like a princess in a white dress and Daddy looked like a prince in a suit”, he exclaimed with excitement.

Your wedding, Calum actually kept the wedding album. You had asked him tons of times if you could have it but he said he threw it away. He lied to you to keep it.

“That was a great day”, you told Hunter.

“There was a picture of you guys kissing”, Hunter scrunched his nose, “Why don’t you guys do that anymore?”

Both yours and Calum’s eyes went wide at his question, “Um…”, you trailed off while playing with your hair.

“It’s okay”, Hunter waved off, “Mommy you know what?”

“What”, you asked with relief at his change of topic.

“A boy in the big kid grades said that his dad and mom read something about how you and Daddy hate each other”, Hunter told you.

“That’s not true buddy”, Calum now knelt down beside you to tell Hunter.

“Yeah, we will never ever hate each other”, you joined in.

“But he said that it said that you guys don’t love each other anymore. He said the only thing that makes you guys see each other is me”, Hunter’s lower lip quivered.

“No”, Calum shook his head, “I love Mommy very much, she will always be my best friend”, he told his son.

Your eyes went wide as Hunter looked for your response, “Yeah, Daddy and I love each other a lot. We will always love each other and you.”

“Why don’t you live together anymore? All the other kids live with their parents. Uncle Michael and his wife live together, so do Uncle Luke and Uncle Ashton”, Hunter cried.

You and Calum looked at each other, “Buddy”, Calum began.

“Why can’t we live together anymore”, Hunter let out a raspy cry before throwing himself into your arms.

“What should we do”, you mouthed to Calum as Hunter’s head was in your chest.

Calum shrugged, “Let’s try it”, Calum mouthed with a smirk.

You were hit so suddenly that you hadn’t had any time to think. You were gonna make your son happy by moving back in, you were in mommy mode. You nodded before pulling Hunter off of you, “Mommy and Daddy are gonna move in together.”

His face lit up, “Really?”

Calum smiled, “Yeah Mommy’s gonna sleep here tonight.”

“In the same bed”, Hunter asked with a grin.

Calum looked at you, waiting for your response, “Yeah”, you nodded, “In the same bed.”

Daddy A-Z: Jaehyun

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Disclaimer: I couldn’t find the original poster this came from, but I got this from philanddanxreader, I didn’t come up with this.

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A = Announcement.- How do you tell him and the world that you’re expecting?
As much as he is a dork, and I imagine his relationship is gonna be fun as hell, I don’t think telling him or the world is going to be anything spectacular. If anything, it’ll be some long speech about your love, and relationship, and how now there’s going to be physical proof of your love. Anticipate the sappiest kind of bs with his boy.

B = Books.- Did he read the books?
I imagine Jaehyun as a very prepared dad, he’s not NCT’s Dad but he’s…..a dad, if you even know what I’m talking about. He puts off the vibe like Suho and Onew, if you know what I mean, you know. So I can definitely see him in a book store the day after you tell him, finding books on pregnancy, what to expect, what to prepare for the baby, child proofing the house, etc just so he knows exactly how to handle this new life long commitment. 


C = Cuddles.- Who cuddles the baby more? 
Oh jeez Dad!Jaehyun is such a cuddler. I think it’ll be more of a threeway cuddle, he’ll cuddle his s/o and his lil bub at the same time. Gotta love that good ol’ family cuddles, amiright?


D = Daddy.- His reaction to being called Daddy and it setting in. 

Honestly I think Jaehyun would get kind of shy and giggly at being called Daddy? Like it actually occurs to him ‘heh yeah…im gonna be a dad (/.\) omg’ kind of thing. He’s all blush, and smiley, and probably hides his face against you or smth.

E = Empty.- Who goes to the store when you guys run out of supplies?
Super Dad Jaehyun makes sure you rarely have to take care of anything, wanting his s/o to have proper bonding time with the bub, I feel like he’d be the one to run to the store constantly and let’s you stay home. ‘I’m faster anyways! I’ll be back in a sec! I’ll be like the flash! Brb!’


F = Feeding time- Who does feeding time?

With Jaehyun, I think it’d be a co-feeding effort, but it’s more along the lines of his s/o feeding the baby and his unhelpful butt sitting there and cooing and making dumb faces to make the bub laugh. 

G = Grumpy baby. - Who is better at dealing with a grumpy baby? 

Tbh, I see Jaehyun as a happy baby himself, so I think he can ‘relate to babies’ and tap into some weird parent/kid bonding thing and instantly make the bay stop crying to being a pain in the toe. I think Jaehyun would be the soothing parent? Where the second he’s near, the baby feels the happy atmosphere and is easily soothed back into #happybaby

H = How?- how many kids does he want?
I think Jaehyun is a one kid minimum, two kids maximum kind of guy. He doesn’t want to many, but I feel like he’d be the person to think ‘we can’t have just one! what if they develop a strange dependence on an imaginary friend from being alone and carry it into adulthood! they need a sibling! you dont just get one bird! they get depressed! you have to get them in pairs!’


J = Jokes.- best dad joke? 

“Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.”

K = Kisses.- His favorite place to kiss the baby.
Jaehyun’s such a nose kiss dad, fight me. I mean, who can have their very own tiny human with a cute lil nose in their care and not kiss and boop it’s nose? C’mon…


L = Little.- How he feels when he holds the baby for the first time.

A sense of responsibility and joy is going to shoot through him like a bullet. Having his child in his arms, really cements the fact that, yes, he’s a dad now. He’s got a human to look after, care, raise, and love, for the rest of his life. And weirdly enough, that doesn’t scare him. He’s fully prepared, and he couldn’t be happier at the arrival of his baby.

M = Mommy.- what does he call you? 

I think Jaehyun’s going to be very simple in parent terms, he’s going to call you just that; mommy. It’s classic, it’s cute, not too hard to try and teach the bub to say. Mommy and Daddy. Nice.

N = Nappies.- who deals with the really bad ones? 

He’ll hate it with a passion, and complain about it the entire way through, probably acts like he’s been shot afterwards, but Jaehyun will, for the most part, suck it up and take care of the diapers. For the benefit of all. He shall make the sacrifice. 

O = Onesies- Who likes to dress the baby in ridiculous outfits? 
I swear, Jaehyun will only buy outfits for his kid that have some reference to being a parent. Like ‘daddy’s princess’ or ‘mama’s boy’, ‘second generation idol’ things like that. Real cheesy, but cute and stuff. 


P = Pet names- names he calls the baby. 

I feel like Jaehyun would have several pet/nicknames for his baby, classic ones. Like ‘his little one’ or again, ‘daddy’s prince/ss’

Q = Questions.- How many questions does he ask the nurse? 

Seeing as he’s probably going to read every parent book on the face of the earth, I think he’ll believe he’s fully prepared and doesn’t need many questions answered. I think he’d steer questions more to his s/o and how to properly assist them. 

R = Rely- what is the biggest thing you rely on each other for? 

Praise is going to be a huge thing in early parent life with Jaehyun. While he has read every book known to man, he still needs reassurance that he’s doing well, that he’s pulling his weight, and helping his s/o while they heal. And the same for his s/o, being a first time parent, regardless on how you’re doing, usually you think you’re failing miserable. Jaehyun is there to calm you down, tell you how fantastic you’re doing, and that it’s all going to be fine.

S = Sleep duty. - who gets up when it’s really late at night? 

Jaehyun’s really determined to be the best s/o for someone that fcking gave birth, he wants you to have as much rest as possible, so more than likely he’s the one waking up to deal with the baby. Or if you wake up first, he’s shooing you back to bed while he handles baby fussy diaper. 

T = Trepidation.- fears as a new parent. 
I think any new parent just fears failing. Even with both his and his s/o’s support and join effort in raising a kid, as well as him being entirely prepared for the baby, he’s still terrified he’s not doing something right and it’s going to affect his child. It’s not, he’ll be fine, but it’s still a fear. 


U = Ultra sounds.- His reactions to the ultrasounds.
My heart fmlI swear I can see Jaehyun in my mind, dimples out, staring at the screen of his offspring, and hands covering his mouth as he giggles and coos. It’ll be one of the happiest times in his life, and he’s just going to be full of warmth and awe at the sight and confirmation of his baby actually growing and living and moving. 


V = Values.- what is the most important value he wants to teach your child.

I think Jaehyun’s one that instill perseverance in his kids, that literally anything you set your mind to, if you put your heart in it, you’ll succeed. To work hard, and you will be rewarded, but you have to put time and effort into things. They don’t just fall in your lap.

W = Water.- Who gives the babe the baths? 
Honestly, I think Jaehyun is going to be the dad that films everything? So he’ll be cracking dumb jokes and cooing at the baby and stuff while filming you bathing the baby. You might have to throw a rubber duck at him or smth if you want/need help, cuz he’s glued to ‘preserving precious family moments’.


X = X-mas- what do you guys plan for the holidays? 

I think holidays with Dad!Jaehyun are going to be quiet and reserved. I think he’ll be one of the parents that has pre-holiday holidays. Like you guys get together with his family before the actually holiday, so the actual holiday is just spent with Jaehyun, his s/o, and the kids. 

Y = Yelling.- How many fights do the two of you get in? 

Jaehyun might be a bit more hard headed than other boys, he’ll probably argue back and forth with his s/o over things, how to handle something with the baby or something along those lines, but voices won’t be raised above a slightly louder talking voice. He’s not going to yell or scream or have a tantrum kind of fight, for the most part he stays pretty calm and put together, and it’s more of a discussion than an argument. 

Z = Zoo- How crazy is the house after the birth?
I imagine the house with Jaehyun will be a little hectic. I don’t imagine any house with kids will be spotless, but Jaehyun tries his best to keep things at least put where they belong, a toy room might be a damn mess, but all the toys stay in the room, or the bathroom cabinet is chaotic, but all the stuff is at least in the cabinet. Really, it’s just he’s good at hiding the mess, lol.

Whenever I think about the Rey/o discourse, and the whole thing about people being attracted to villains above all, I wonder why, if this is the case, people don’t ship Buttercup with Prince Humperdinck? Because if we go by this logic everyone in The Princess Bride fandom should’ve ditched “boring” Wesley long time ago, and hopped onto the Humperdinck/Buttercup train. Their relationship dynamics are practically the same as with Rey/o.

  • A privileged white guy who has everything, but wants even more.
  • Genocide and random murders of innocents won’t stop him from getting what he wants.
  • Has a torture chamber where he tortures innocent people.
  • Not above abusing and torturing women.

All these bullet points can be applied both to Prince Humperdinck and Ky/o Ren. Yet, I’ve never seen a single H/B shipper. And that movie / book is a fairly popular one, even to this day, even on tumblr. However, for some reason, everyone loves and gushes over the blond blue-eyed “boring” Wesley, who was framed as a heroic protagonist by the narrative - vs. Humperdinck, the main villain of the story… So, where are all the H/B shippers?

Also, speaking of which, Finn gets so much crap from white feminists for “grabbing” Rey’s hand. But I have rarely seen people (including these same white feminists) being disgusted with Wesley’s sexism and very much transparent abusive behavior - for exapmple, a scene from the book:

“I’m very capable of love,” Buttercup said.
“Hold your tongue, I think.”
“I have loved more deeply than a killer like you can possibly imagine.“
He [Wesley] slapped her.
“That is the penalty for lying, Highness. Where I come from, when a woman lies, she is reprimanded.”
“But I spoke the truth, I did, I - “ Buttercup saw his hand rise a second time, so she stopped quickly, fell dead silent.

Sure, they’ve improved that gross scene for the movie adaptation, but Wesley totally does raise his hand to hit Buttercup even there:

How is ^this^ okay by white feminists’ books, but an innocent hand grabbing is seen as some volatile act of sexism and abuse? (A purely rhetorical question, because we all know the answer)

It’s About Time

Request:  Hi,is it ok if you can do a jay x reader imagine? Where the reader is the daughter of rapunzel (but she took after Flynn rider mostly) and she’s as flirty as jay which makes him flustered and after awhile he finally confesses to her that he likes her? (Sorry if this sounds funny I didnt know how to word it differently) P.S. YOUR WRITING IS ON POINT 👌👌🤘👌👌

Warnings: Fluff

Words: 1,240

A/N: So I kind of made this to where it was after D2 so that is why I made Dude talk. Dude is an amazing character and I love him to bits. #dealwithit and I loved writing this so much it was cute to make! Thank you so much for requesting and I’m so happy you enjoy my writing! ♥♥♥ I hope that you enjoy this! I really like it but I’m not sure if it’s what you had in mind.


Upon arriving in Auradon, Jay became very well known amongst the ladies for his flirty advances upon all different girls, although never once did he become serious with anyone. This was bittersweet for most of the girls in Auradon Prep: while Jay technically was on the market, it was unlikely he would begin a serious relationship with any girl. 

However, there was one girl in Auradon that could possibly tame the young ex-villain. [Y/N] Fitzherbert. She was the one girl who gave Jay a run for his money. 

Jay first met [Y/N] at lunch one day, the two of them bumped into each other while going to get their food, and from that moment Jay had been infatuated with the beautiful [H/C] girl, and he did everything in his power to get her to notice him. And notice him she did, for she too was highly flirtatious and she had found herself wondering about the long haired son of Jafar. 

However, this meant that she couldn’t make it easy for him. No no, [Y/N] Fitzherbert liked to play hard to get. And she played that game well. 

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Say Yes to the Dress

A/N: How about bridal shop AU? What happens when Tony spots a beautiful bride to be sitting on the dirty New York sidewalk? 

This is my submission for @yourtropegirl alternative coffee shop AU challenge.

Warnings: None cause I’ve never done anything wrong in my life. Tony will back me up on that.

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The Joker x Reader - “See No Evil”

The Joker stole 10 glass vials containing an experimental new substance from The Wayne Industry Laboratories. J was moving the ampules into a new case when one was accidentally dropped and now he can’t see. The doctor said it’s a temporary side effect and it shouldn’t last more than a couple of weeks. You are so taking advantage of the situation even if you’ll pay for it later.

You steal a lot of kisses.

The Joker gets out of the shower with his eyes closed, leaning over to reach the towel.

“Muah,” you peck his lips and back out before he snatches you.

“Stop it, Kitten! It’s really annoying when I can’t see and you just…”

“Muah,” you kiss him again, not intimidated by his complaints.

“Are you serious?! Cut it out!” J steps out dripping wet and you yank the towel from his hand. “Give it back, Y/N! I’m getting mad and I…”

“Muah!” you make him shut up, kissing those soft lips again.

“This is outrageous! I’m the Joker and you just can’t…”

“Muah!”

“Dammit, woman, this is stupid!” he takes a few hesitant steps, careful not to bump into anything. He hears you snickering and he knows you’re close. “Give me back my towel or I’ll shoot you, I swear!” J protests, irked.

“Good luck with that; I stashed everything away, you’ll never find your weapons. Hehehehe!” you giggle when he almost touches you but… you elude him.

“Come here, Kitten. NOW! I mean it! If you don’t…”

“Muah!” you steal another kiss and this time you give up, letting him catch you because you feel sorry for him: for once The King of Gotham is pretty helpless.

You start drying his hair with the towel, while he purrs, irritated at your behavior and enjoying being spoiled in the same time. You’re getting groped and pinched as revenge for the repeated offenses against The Clown Prince of Crime. Can’t whine about it since you are the first to admit you deserve it.

“There, done,” you conclude, guiding him towards the bedroom so he can put some clothes on. “What do you wanna wear today?” you ask, leaving him by the bed so you can grab the clothes from the closet.

“My Armani silver suit,” J replies, messing around with his green hair. “You’d better not trick me, I’ll know!” he threatens and you don’t care.

“Sure, whatever you say,” you snort and hear him huff.

“I would! So that better be what I asked for,” he points his finger towards you but he has the wrong direction…Poor Mister J.

“To your left baby,” you give him a hint and now he points in the right direction. The Joker opens his eyes, trying to focus his gaze on something but there is only darkness so he gives up and closes his eyes again.

“Pumpkin, hurry up,” he growls, impatient. A few days passed and he’s till blind as a bat. Yes, this is a pun but can’t share with him; probably would not appreciate it too much for the moment being.

You actually pick the dark purple Armani suit to give to him because you like it better than the silver one. Same fabric and cut, he won’t know it’s a different color.

“J, can you please open your eyes?” you plead.

“I can’t see so there’s no point,” he grouchily mumbles.

“But I like your blue eyes and I wanna see them. Comeeee onnnn, make me happy.”

The Joker mutters something you can’t understand and does as requested.

“There you are!” you cheerfully smile and go towards the balcony so you can get the blanket from the sofa.

“I’ll have you know, Doll…” J clearly has a speech in mind he wants to clear out. Yet…

“Baby, I’m over here, you’re looking in the wrong direction.”

“Huh?” he puffs, antagonized with the interruption.

“To your right…More…More…There, now you’re facing me.”

You don’t know how come he has no sense of orientation. Can’t he hear your voice?!

“I’ll have you know, Doll…What the hell was I talking about?” he stops and debates.

“I have no idea, but I’m taking you to out spot on the hill so we can enjoy the nice weather.”

“I’m not going, I have stuff to do and…”

“Muah!” you kiss him again to shut him up.
“Dammit, cut it out!” and he doesn’t fight it too much as you haul him away. “I remembered what I wanted to tell you: quit bugging me with dumb things and don’t take advantage of my temporary lack of vision!”
“Of course, baby,” you are fast to agree.

I’m the Joker and…”

“Muah, yes, I know,” you smirk, tired on how stubborn and feisty he is.

“Stop kissing me every 5 seconds for God’s sake!” your boyfriend snaps, tugging on your arm.

“A-ha,” you reply and sound unconvincing.

********************

You brought food and grape soda to the little picnic and now J’s sitting on the blanket, fidgeting with his jacket. He takes it off and continues to fuss:

“When are we going back? We have to go on that heist tonight.”

“You’re not going anywhere, are you kidding me? You’re blind,” you move around so you can put the food together.

“I don’t care, I have to go. You’re coming so you can be my eyes.”

“I’m over here,” you cup his face and turn it towards you since apparently he’s addressing the tree you’re both under. “We have to postpone, it’s too dangerous. We’ll have to wait until your eyesight is back, alright?”

“This sucks!” he determines with such pathos it makes you shrivel. You know he’s frustrated; definitely not used to being like this. “It’s so dull, why am I even here?” The Joker sulks, rubbing his eyes. “I can’t even see. How’s the view?” he lets himself go on his back, staring at the sky he can’t discern.

“The view is…breathtaking,” you announce, hovering over him, not even paying attention to the landscape. He’s so handsome in that suit and green shirt.

“Well, I can’t tell so it sucks for me,” he grumbles some more, having no idea you gaze at him.

“I very much enjoy the scenery,” you reply, amused J has no clue you’re talking about him.

“Well, good for you, Princess and I must…”
“Muah!” you lean over to kiss him since he’s sooo grumpy. But this time he kisses you back without commenting on it. “Isn’t this romantic baby?” you moan in his ear, glad you get to spend time together.

“I wouldn’t know, Doll, I can’t see crap,” J pouts.

“I’ll let you know I look very pretty today. I have a rose in my hair,” you take his hand and let him feel it, aiming to cheer him up. “Say something romantic J ,” you suddenly urge your boyfriend.

“Like what?”

“Say you love me,” you bite on your lip, waiting.

“Is it obvious I’m rolling my eyes? Can’t really tell since I’m blind.”

You kick his knee with yours.

“Yeah, it’s obvious! Say it!” you repeat, pulling on his sleeve.

“Uhhhh…I love you.”

“Woowwww, can you put more soul into it?! You sound more enthusiastic when you order your coffee,” you affirm with a displeased grimace.

“I really love coffee, that’s why. You…Mehh,” the Joker admits, being a complete jerk since he’s a bad mood.

“Good, because I don’t love you either,” you push his hand away from your rose and start reading on your book. “I should leave you here and call the cops. Or just signal Batsy,” you bite on your cheek, flustered.

“Pffttt!” he scoffs, confident you won’t.

“Wanna eat now?” you bitterly ask, bugged by his attitude.

“No. What are you munching on?” he wants to know since he hears the repeating crunching noises.

“Pretzels, you want one?” you offer him the choice. You return to your reading and after a few seconds you realize you still hold the pretzel right in front of his face.

Duh, he can’t see.

“Here,” you feed him and he eats it, but still objects.

“You don’t have to feed me, I’m perfectly capable to…”

“Here’s another one,” you shove it in his mouth so he’ll zip it.

I’m the Joker and…”

Even if you’re mad at him, you steal another kiss, hoping he will shut it down.

“Muah,” and before he can retaliate you resume: “Want me to order you business cards that say I’m the Joker?”

“Stop being sassy, woman, and give me another pretzel!” he grumbles in a low voice, scooting over towards you.

*********************

“Hey, baby, if you can find me you get a bonus tonight!” you playfully giggle, trying to light up the atmosphere. J’s been moping around and didn’t move from the couch since you came back from the picnic.

“What’s the bonus?” he grins, instantly interested.

“To your right J. More…more. That’s it, now you’re looking my way.”

Why is he so hopeless when it comes to this?!

“Oh, you will love it! Find me first and you’ll have the time of your life.”

“I’m not in the mood for games Y/N. Just com’ere.”

“Nope, you’ll have to find me mister Jaayyyy,” you whine in a high pitch tone.

“Kaayyyy, you’ll see what happens to you. I’m the Joker and…”

“I already ordered the business cards for you, I am sure you can use them,” you snicker, teasing him. You know he’ll take revenge but at least he’s out of that accursed apathy.

“Did you really?!” and he gets up, taking  a few steps ahead and stumbles on the coffee table before you can warn him. “Goddammit!” J furiously kicks the table.

“Are you OK?”

“No, I think I twisted my ankle,” he reaches down and you rush to help.

“Jesus, baby, I’m so sor…”
“Got’cha!!” he fastly snatches you, trapping you in his arms.

“Hey, no cheating!” you try to unsuccessfully escape.

“Says who?” J purrs, fighting to unbutton your shirt with one hand and still holding you captive with the other.

“J…J…J !” you stop his fingers and want to laugh.

“S-stupid buttons!” he angrily stutters, trying harder, violently pulling on your shirt with all his strength. You try to keep his hand in place.

“J…J…stop! These buttons are just sewed to the fabric for decoration, they won’t unbutton.”

“Shit, not seeing anything sucks!” The King of Gotham has an outburst of frustration and it makes you miserable. You wish you could help him but there is nothing you can do.

You look into his blue eyes that just can’t focus on yours and whisper:
“Why can’t you see yet?”

“I don’t know Pumpkin, it irritates me,” and you know The Joker means it.

It’s a blessing he can’t notice how worried you are because it shows all over your face; it would make things worse.

“I’m sure your vision will return shortly…yes?” you encourage him while he continues to struggle with your bra now.

“J…J…J! This bra has a front clasp.”

J stomps his foot, not knowing if it’s funny or the opposite.

“This is stupid!” he grumbles, totally fed up with his current situation. I’m the Joker and…”

“Please hold it together until we get the business cards, ok, baby?” you elbow him, hoping his attitude will change.”  He frowns, then smirks and lifts you up in his arms.

“Actually that’s not a bad idea. Tell me where, Doll.”
“Straight, left… more to your left. Stop! Right…straight…couch! You made it back to your bonus spot! Can you find what you need without seeing?”

You get dropped on the couch while J snarls, licking his lips.
“I know exactly where everything is, I don’t need my eyes for that. I made it until now, hm?”

You smile, refusing to answer the question, pulling him on top of you:

“You definitely deserve the bonus, you got mad skills, I’m telling you.”

“Sure do,” he growls, starting to get irked by your comment so he bites your lip as revenge.

“Auch! Heeey, behave!” you sulk, biting him back.

“Told you I know where everything is,” he triumphantly brags as you take off his Batsy t-shirt.

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Two more weeks pass and your boyfriend is still blind. You are starting to get really worried, especially since his mood is worsening. You actually feel sorry for both of you. You stay awake most of the nights, going on the balcony to reflect on what should happen next: should you kidnap more doctors and bring them over to one of the hideouts so they can examine J? Should you take over a clinic and transport him to the location for another eye exam?

You really don’t know how to go about it because no matter what you suggest, The Joker replies with: ”No need to; anytime now.” Why?…Who understands his logic? He’s infuriated about it himself but refuses to act.

*Another morning in Paradise

“What do you want to wear today, baby?” you happily ask, scraping the leftovers of your patience in order to maintain a positive atmosphere.

“One of my white shirts and black pants,” The Joker coldly responds.

You decide you’ll give him a purple shirt since he didn’t wear the color in about 2 days and you miss seeing it on him. You take out the hanger.

“I said white, Pumpkin, are you deaf?”

You want to put it back when it hits. You slowly turn around, dropping the shirt.

“You…you can see??!!”

J has that diabolical twinkle in his eyes and sucks on his cheeks, satisfied with himself.

“Yeah, isn’t it obvious?”

Like, you bore him so much with your inquiry.

“Since…since when?!” you keep on repeating words because you are more than baffled.

“Since yesterday morning, jeez, calm down. Why are you so worked up? I started seeing some shapes and it just got better and better.”

You’re speechless.

“And…and you didn’t bother to tell me?!” you whimper, vexed at the revelation.

“It was fun to see you struggle,” and his crazy laugh fills the room.

“Fun?!” you fight to keep the tears in, full of indignation. “Fun?! Do you know I didn’t sleep in 2 weeks, worried sick, trying to find a solution for your problem?!”

“Well, that’s your fault, Princess, not mine.”

You mouth opens and no sounds come out.

“Wha’?” J stretches, indifferent to your rant, starting to walk towards you. “Aren’t you glad I can see? Com’ere!”

“You…you…are the worst boyfriend ever,” you justly conclude, sniffling, sneaking by the wall towards the elevator.

“Thanks, I’m trying.”

“It’s not funny!” you cross your arms on your chest, outraged at the whole situation.

“Good, because I’m serious.”

“You…you’re horrible!”

You really want to be excited and go kiss him or something but your mind says no.

“Pumpkin, where are you going?” The Joker raises his voice.

“I don’t know!” you flare your hands around, upset as you can be, actually telling the truth. You want to be out of there.

“Y/N!!!” J angrily shouts when you press the button for the elevator. You refuse to give him the satisfaction of paying attention to his tantrum. You hear him slam drawers.

“Baby Doll!!!!” he screams even louder and you finally look his way.

J holds one of the vials with the experimental substance he kept hidden after selling the rest.

“Nobody leaves me!!! I tell you when you can leave, got it?!”

You get startled.

“What is that?!”
“You know what it is!!! You’re not leaving me!!!” he pants, enraged you’re not obeying and backs out on the balcony, locking the glass sliding door on his side.

“Hey, what are you doing?” You stump towards the closed door, having a bad feeling.

“You can’t leave!!!” he punches the glass, placing the ampule under his shoe.

“Wha…What are you doing?! Don’t!!! Hey, I’m not leaving, OK?”

“You’re lying, I can always tell when you lie,” The Joker taps on the glass, staring at you.

“I’m not lying, stop it! Open up!” you beg, agitated, trying to kick the door open.

“No,” he replies, surprisingly calm all of the sudden. He steps on the vial, breaking it to pieces and you watch horrified as the thin vapors crawl up his body.

“Close your eyes!!!“ you shout, imploring and he shakes his head in negation. “This is childish, stop it! Close your eyes!!!”

“NO.”

“Why are you doing this? You won’t see for weeks again!” you start bawling, still pounding on the glass.

“Keeping up with my worst boyfriend ever reputation,” he growls with his eyes opened despite your efforts to change his mind. “You’ll have to be my eyes again, you can’t leave.”

“For God’s sake, I was just going for a drive so I could cool down!!!” you keep on crying and he feels his eyes starting to burn. You feel so sorry for yourself having to deal with him blind again.

“Don’t care, you can’t leave me,” he smiles and slowly blinks. Your image is fading bit by bit and after a few more seconds he’s in complete blackness…again. Courtesy of his awesome boyfriend material expertise.

******************

You got the business cards you ordered for him: one side is green, the other one purple. A laughing mouth on the front, I’m the Joker in bold letters inscribed right under. You have to describe the design to him since he can’t see.

“I can’t believe you actually ordered them,” J tilts his head, apparently displeased, holding a few in his hand.

“You can use them; you always like to say you’re The Joker so they will come in handy.”

“You’re so annoying, Y/N.”

“Muah,” you steal a kiss, stretching your optimism on new levels you didn’t think you can reach.

“Cut it out, Kitten, don’t take advantage of the situation!”

“You did it to yourself, baby, sooo…I don’t know what to tell you,” you begin loading guns because you’re bored to the max since you can’t do anything fun for a while. AGAIN. Courtesy of J’s stubbornness.

“You can’t talk to me like this, I’m the Joker and…”

“Told you those business cards will come in handy!” you are fast to interrupt.

“I swear I’m gonna kill you, Doll!” he points out in the wrong direction, what else. He truly is hopeless.

You sigh:

“To your right…More…More…There, now you are pointing my way.”

“I want a bonus,” he grumbles, still pointing.

“A bonus?! For what?!”

“For being the worst boyfriend ever. I think I’ve earned it.”

Wow, who can understand his logic?!

But you abandon your current project and go sit in his lap on the armchair, glaring in his blue eyes that can’t focus on yours. AGAIN. For a few weeks. Courtesy of J’s great ability to take amazingly selfish decisions.
“I should really call the cops or signal Batsy,” you whisper, brushing his green hair with your fingers. “You’re a terrible boyfriend.”

“I am, here’s my business card,” he takes one out of his pocket, placing it in your cleavage after a bit of a struggle.

You silently laugh and kiss his forehead, debating on that bonus. And you decide he should have it.

Courtesy of your awesome girlfriend material skills.

 Also read- MASTERLIST

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anonymous asked:

Hi! I'm really interested in seeing Human Cas as the end of his arc, and I've seen that you have one or two opinions really cool about that too so I was wondering if you would elaborate what you think of it?

Hi! Man, that is one complicated question! Thanks for giving me the opportunity to talk about it - this is going to be a bit long and quite possibly overly nerdy, so I apologize in advance. 

First of all - as @thejabberwock said last week, the idea that Cas needs to become human in order to complete some kind of character development or be worthy of a human’s love or whatever else is slightly horrifying. 

Interestingly, this whole theme - supernatural creatures giving up their identity to find love - is not some old mythology trope, because in Western mythology and folklore, love between a human and a supernatural creature simply doesn’t work, and there’s no way around it. On the one end of the spectrum, you’ve got your god/human relationships, and there what happens is generally a) human spies on god’s true form, dies horribly, b) god tries to do something nice for human, kills him horribly in freak accident, c) god’s friend gets jealous, human dies horribly, d) human gets pregnant, dies horribly, e) human has a lick of sense, turns down god, is raped or turns into a tree, or f) love story is disregarded because the important bit is that a hero is born, and behold. On the other end of the spectrum, you get your selkie/fae storylines, and I keep seeing posts on tumblr like Don’t hide your selkie’s pelt, #trust and #respect, and I’m sure OP means well, but that’s plain bullshit. The whole point of those stories is that you can’t change your fundamental nature, and those creatures may love a human for a time, but ultimately they belong in their own realm and that’s sad and heartbreaking, but also how the world works. So, if a selkie finds her pelt, she will desert her family even if she truly loves her human husband (and often she does: that’s the tragedy); if you sleep with a sidhe, she’ll probably come back as a pregnant doe and deliver a human baby for you and then fuck off, because she can’t help it; and in the rare cases (I know only of one) where a fae is actively trying to deny the call of the wild to be with you, well, you’ll fuck it up, because that’s what humans do (and plese, do ask me about it - that story is too long for this post but is also the best story EVER). So, well - traditionally, this stuff doesn’t work, but I’m not sure it has to do with racism and cautionary tales - after all, there are plenty of stories about men marrying princess ‘from beyond the sea’ and whatever - I think we simply know in our bones that when it comes to the divine, we’re outgunned and we should be very careful - and sticking your dick into something that’s been alive for five centuries is not a good way of being careful.

So, long and winding introduction aside - if a supernatural creature giving up their immortality to be with their human lover is not a mythology trope, where the hell does it come from? 

Well - in part, it comes from the other part of our humanity: fairy tales. Now, unlike myths, fairy tales are more about teaching good behaviour than God and the afterlife, and what tends to happen there is that men are pushed to become more of what they are, while women are invited to become less of what they are (just as it happens in real life). In fairy tales, men leave their houses and their countries, pretend to be noblemen, make use of magical objects, lie through their teeth, fight outsized opponents and ultimately end up with a title and a bride. Women, on the other hand, generally keep their eyes down, accept shitty gifts gratefully, clean when they’re told to, and put others first. Giving up a piece of yourself in order to belong - that’s not what gods do; it’s what women do, and this propaganda has been so successful that we all live like that, mostly without even realizing it - we accept that our life is ours (sort of) only until we become mothers or wives; and then we put aside our own ambitions and focus on our husband’s and kids’. In this sense, it is telling that a selkie - a creature of folklore and myth - will go back to the sea and fuck you very much, but the girl who lived in an apple (an old fairy tale from Bologna), like many of her fruity friends, is freed from the enchantment when she’s eighteen - and she promptly marries the prince who’d been obsessing over the mysterious hottie who came out of his fruit bowl every night. 

It’s also important to stress, however, that traditional fairy tales are only partly at fault for our selfish asses wanting angels and selkies to drop everything and cook us dinner every night: much of the blame (if not all, let’s be honest) is on Andersen’s The Little Mermaid - where, let’s not forget about it, what the mermaid wants is not only love, but also an immortal soul and access to the Christian Heaven - stuff monsters like her don’t have. And, well - I think in time Andersen’s tales came to be seen as some universal thing, when in reality they were very personal nightmares of Andersen himself - a tortured, unhappy, repressed bisexual man who’d been abused in his childhood and presumably tried to get past his own inability to have a fulfilling emotional and sexual life by writing overly grotesque and decidely anti-women stories.

(We all know about The Little Mermaid, but another highlight would be Red Shoes, in which a selfish girl who has the nerve to go to Mass wearing red shoes finds they are enchanted and can’t stop dancing until her feet are chopped off with an axe; charmingly, the heroine is named after Andersen’s half-sister.) 

If we consider this precedent, I think what @thejabberwock said is spot-on: for Cas, becoming human includes some element of self-mutilation: just like the little mermaid had to give up her voice and her family, Cas would lose something irreplaceable by choosing to leave Heaven behind. And also - narratively, that choice would frame him as ‘the woman in the relationship’ once and for all, because male heroes just don’t do this stuff; and that, in my opinion, would be a huge loss. What I find so fascinating about Dean and Cas slowly falling for each other is the careful balance of traditional gender roles and how neither character is boxed in; how Dean, our muscle car and hard rock hero, is often pushed into what would be the woman’s role - only he’s not pushed at all, but walks there willingy, and that’s plain spectacular.

That said, the SPN universe chose to frame the opposition between humans and non humans has been framed in a slightly different way from traditional storytelling - even if the narrative isn’t always coherent. 

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Chocobros with Their Pregnant S/O - Noctis

Ayyy, surprise! I’ve been working on this headcanon set and finally got around to finishing it. I decided to make different posts per character since this would be just wayyy too long to post as one! I know lots of people have done this one but I wanted to make my own~

Prompto • GladiolusIgnis 

  • You decide that it’s best to go for the old-fashioned, direct approach to tell Noctis. You know he’ll appreciate casually sitting down and talking about it more than replacing all his good shoes with baby booties or having him choke over dinner.
  • When you first tell him, you should probably have him sitting down. Even if you were trying, the fact that it’s actually happening; Noctis, King of Lucis (and fishing) becoming a father… He just can’t believe it!
  • Wow, a life growing inside you that you made together. It’s something he needs to really process. You’ll hear the words “whoa” and “wow” a lot, and he’s not the type to get up and jump for joy but rest assured he’s very happy. He pulls you into a big warm hug and you hold each other while he asks you stuff about if you’re sure, how long you’ve known, etc.

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anonymous asked:

Hi! I'm a newer follower of yours and I really love your style of writing! Could you recommend some other series to read while I wait for more updates of Until it stops and Redamancy? Thank you in advance, you are the best!

First of all, thank you so much? I don’t know how to explain how much it warms my heart when you tell me you enjoy my writing.

For some other series… I’ll say the ones I can think of on the top of my head, but it is most likely that I’ll forget some and add them later. You can find them under the cut. Just warning you, this is going to be long, so get comfy!

Originally posted by armythreej

Guardian and Addewid by @kpopfanfictrash

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, probably some of my favorite series ever. They are both ‘magic’ –kind of– or lore and mythes and stuff related and I love her way of writing, it just sucks you in and I’m obsessed. Just read Shan’s entire masterlist tbh, everything is amazing.

Some other honorable mentions: The 7th Prince, Binary Star and Obsidian

Charred, Struck and Roots by @kollectionn

All of them take place in the same universe and kind of follow each other. They are again, fantasy with magic and stuff (you can kind of tell I love fantasy), super amazingly written and they read so fluently, they are amazing and I love all three. But you should just read anything out of her masterlist really, everything is pure gold.

Some more honorable mentions: A moment and Watching you

Hero by @eradikeats-writes

A truly amazing vampire/ kind of gang story that I am totally addicted to at the moment. It’s so cool and bad-ass and you should totally read it if you haven’t already. Kat writes so, so well and I really think you should read anything of her masterlist because it is art.

Some more honorable mentions: Did you see? Not a series but just read it.

Off limits by @soowritings

Look at me recommending realistic stories. It’s about a blind boy and friendships and love and love triangles and yeah. No, this is beautiful and I’m not kidding, one of the saddest and cutest stories and I think everyone should read it, it will shatter your heart into a thousand pieces because it is so sweet and plucks your heartstrings. I feel like I’ll have to repeat this a lot but you should absolutely check out their masterlist as well.

Some more honorable mentions: Aeon’s Lovers One-shot series, so good.

Devil’s Advocate by @nunchiwrites

A series about an angel and a vampire coven. Super well written, so worth reading and there is so much work put in with trailers and describing the characters and stuff and I always love reading more about the characters. Anyway, read it, it is so so good and check out all of their other series as well and one-shots as well of course.

Some honorable mentions: The Coven and Of lemongrass and french vanilla

Monster by @infiressi

A werewolf AU and a really good one at that. Lovely written, reads very easily and is just really fun to read. I’m normally not that big of a fan of werewolf AU’s (actually, that’s a lie) but this one is exceptional and I really like it. I hope I don’t have to tell you by now, like, read everything from their masterlist, everything is true gold.

Some more honorable mentions: Signed to kill and City lights

Honestly, if you haven’t read everything off @thesammtimes, you need to get your life into gear. I would recommend one or two, but there is just to many, so I’ll just list some of my faves:

Limited, Clean Sneak, Nuisance, Marked, all Exo Villains, Oblivion, Protected, A Well-kept secret, Overcome … honestly, just take a look and read anything that interests you. There is so much there I don’t even-

The Price of Privilege by @soobadnoonecanstopher

This is a Princess AU but in the modern times, it’s very fun and amazingly written and it holds a special place in my heart, it’s just amazing and you should totally read it. But again, look at their masterlist and find something you like.

Some more honorable mentions: I give up, The boxer and 2AM

With you by @park9495

Really really fluffy and cute story about a single mother and her fiancee when her past love comes in to make everything more complicated. Very beautifully written, as expected, and just a really cute and nice light-hearted (kind of) series. You should still look at their masterlist though, as always.

Some more honorable mentions: Like we used to and A promise to keep

Yours, Unfaithfully by @the-porcelain-doll-xo

Love triangles, love triangles everywhere. It’s a really nice series and really makes you feel for the characters involved. But you should totally read her entire masterlist. Bambola is such a sweet and talented writer.

Some more honorable mentions: Too right to be wrong and Oracle

I won’t stop you by @imsarabum

I love this series so much. It’s long, but totally worth it and I think you should read it. It’s a Vampire AU but re-imagined and I really really like the concept a lot. Sara has a ton of other pics on her masterlist though, you should check them out.

Some other honorable mentions: Who are you? and Magical Thailand

I think that’s it… Actually, I know for sure I have missed some people and I’m very sorry to whoever I have, this is just what my tired brain could come up with. Either way, all the writers above are amazing people and you should all follow them if you aren’t already. If I think of who I’ve missed, I might update this for you guys. Either way, happy reading and have a lovely day!!

BTS Reaction - Realizing They Love Someone

Hope you enjoy it! Don’t forget that you can always request drabbles or reactions! The ask box is always open.

BTS reaction to them realising they have feeling for someone.

Jin:

You and Jin were like a family. You have been very good friends for quite some time. Neither you, nor him, could imagine a day without talking to each other. You spent so much time together that Jin’s bandmates often joked about how you two should date each other. Everytime you just brushed it off, but deep in your heart you know you have feeings for Jin. However, you couldn’t say the same about him. He viewed you only as a little sister that he should always protect.

One day though, as Jin was getting dressed, he was talking with Namjoon. Namjoon knew about your feelings, and wanted to find out if Jin felt the same way. 

“I don’t know what to say, Joonie. I’ve never tought of her that way. I want to see her as a sister, I’m not sure if this is really how I feel about her tough. I’ll think about it, either way, she sees me as a brother, nothing more. And you know it.”

“I doubt it.” mumbled Namjoon under his breath and left.

Jin knew very well what he tought of you, he was madly in love with you, but he couldn’t tell you. He was too scared of rejection and tearing your beautiful friendship apart.

Originally posted by jiminrolls

Yoongi:

Life is hard when you are best friend with your crush. You never thought Min Yoongi would get under your skin, but he certainly did. It was such an unconvenient situation for both you and him. He was a kpop star, he didn’t have the time for relationships, not to mention that he isn’t the most committal person. Even before debuting, his “relationships” didn’t last more than 2 weeks. Plus, he saw you only as a friend, someone who understands him and is there for him whenever he needed. Nothing more. It hurt you so bad on the inside, but you always looked so happy on the outside. Everyone thought of you as the mood maker, the most optimistic person, but you were not.

As you were preparing to go to sleep, you received a text from Yoongi.

Grumpy Yoon: “I feel like shit again. This is the 7th song that the company thinks it’s too bad to be on our next album. What’s happening to me?”

Y/N: “Don’t strees out. If you force yourself to write lyrics when you don’t feel good mentally, then of course they aren’t your best work.”

Grumpy Yoon: “I’m perfectly fine both mentally and physically.”

Y/N: “No, you are not. You have to understand that you are an amazing person, the most talented producer I’ve ever met, the most creative and expressive artist I’ve ever seen. Stop judging yourself so harshly.”

Grumpy Yoon: “Y/N… You are the one amazing here, not me. How do you know what I’m thinking even when we are texting?”

Y/N: “Because I care about you so much.”

Y/N: “We spend so much time together, how couldn’t I?” (insert gif)

Now Yoongi knew what he was feeling everytime you hanged out together or talked. It was love; it felt so good, but overwhelming.


Hoseok:

You didn’t meet Hoseok too long ago, but you became very close to each other in such a short time. You simply loved spending time with him. He’s so funny, energic and always ready to listen. Your heart pounded faster and faster only by thinking about him. You couldn’t deny your love for him.

Today, Hoseok invited you to his M/V shooting, since you’ve always shown interest in what’s happening behind the scenes. You were such a curious person and he loved that about you. As he was giving you a little tour of the filming set, he suddenly stopped talking and stared at you intently. You simply stared back, unable to say anything. You felt your cheeks burning, his face was too close to yours. His eyes were wide, as if he was searching for something, for an answer, on your face, in your eyes, in your heart. He gave you a little smile, avoided your gaze, and mumbled a “Sorry.” before returning to his cheerful personality. He looked at you again and saw your confused expression.

“You look gorgeous today and admiring your beauty is the least a peasant like me can do.“ He said with a jokingly smile, although his eyes seemed serious.

“I don’t think the peasant role suits you, Hoseok.“ You laughed so you could hide how flattered you were at that moment.

His face became serious as his smile vaished and asked in a whisper: “Then, shall I be your prince, princess?“

Namjoon:

As a kpop idol, Namjoon had to stay fit and exercise regularly, that’s why a month ago he decided to hit the gym. He went there every two days, either alone, or sometimes with one of his bandmates.

You always wanted to lose some weight in a healthy way, you couldn’t stand the way you looked at all, that’s why you went to the gym near your house. There you met Namjoon, the one who took your heart, without even him noticing. You became good friends and he was the one who ambitioned you to keep working on your “dream body”. You simpy fell in love with his way of being. He was smart, yet funny and clumsy, and always had an interesting subject to talk about.

One day, he came with Jin, a bandmate. Jin was good looking, you couldn’t deny it, but Namjoon was the one who took your heart. Since you had plans with a friend of yours, you left the gym earlier than usual. As you left, Namjoon stared at you smiling from ear to ear and as soon as you exited the gym room, Jin began laughing loudly.

“Watching you watching her is so funny!“ Jin exclaimed. “I can’t wait for you guys to start dating already.“

“What are you saying? Dating?“ Namjoon giggled. “I don’t like her. She doesn’t lke me either.“

“Yeah sure… First of all, you are Kim Namjoon, of course she likes you. Secondly, I’m pretty sure you like her, youngman. Don’t you feel the love whenever you see her, or even think about her?“

Namjoon just continued laughing. Jin was right, he always was right, more or less. He knew he had to tell you soon how he felt. He couldn’t continue controlling himself around you. It was too hard.

Jimin:

Being best friends with Jimin was a hard task for you, considering the fact that you were in love with him. However, you continued surviving all the details of his past relationships, the new crushes he had every other day, and other stuff that clearly showed you he viewed you only as a friend. The perk of being his best friend was that you were the only one who saw what was in his heart and his mind. He was the flirty type of guy, who never showed his real feelings to anyone, that’s why you were really grateful he trusted you so much.

As in any other usual day, you went to see Jimin at his dorm. You were used to his bandmates being around, but today, you and Jimin were the only ones in the apartment. Both of you were sitting on the couch, talking about random things and how he will leave for tour in less than a week.

“And how long are you going to be gone?“ you asked since you were worried about not seeing him for a long time.

“Fortunately, two months. It could have been more than this; two months go by really fast, you know?“ He smiled at you.

You nodded. A lingering silence took over the dorm. Jimin was in deep tought, staring at you. You admired his handsome face, while waiting for him to say something.

After a few moments, you heard a faint “I love you.” escaping Jimin’s lips. Your lips parted in shock and your eyes were full of confusion.

“Ah, I shouldn’t have said that out loud! Why does your presence always makes me speak my mind? I hate it!” He was angry at his foolish action, yet he was laughing as trying to brush it off.

With a small smile, you whispered “Me too.” He didn’t heard it, but now you had hope that soon, both of your will be sincere about your feelings for each other.

Taehyung:

The only person you could count on right now was your best friend, Taehyung. You just broke up with your now ex-boyfriend and you feel like shit. You’ve been putting all of your heart in this relationship, while that jerk decided you weren’t enough so he cheated on you. Tears were rolling down your cheeks, blurring your vision. You were sitting on a park bench all alone and the only person you could think of right now was Taehyung. He warned you that this will happen, but you didn’t listen. You took the phone out of your pocket and texted your best friend.

Y/N: “Heya. You were right, I was wrong. He cheated on me.”

TaeTae: “Are you ok? Where are you?”

Y/N: “I’m on a park bench and I fee; like shit. How about you?”

TaeTae: “I was practising, but if you want, I can come get you.”

Y/N: “Nah, I’m fine. I’ll calm down and then walk home… Did I really expect too much from him? All I wanted from a boy was love and sincerity.”

TaeTae: “You actually expect too little. Surely, love and sincerity and important, but someone like you needs respect, someone funny, with a good job, someone smart and good looking, just like you. Your expectations are too low for such a great person like you.”

Y/N: “As if I’m gonna find any of that…”

TaeTae: “But there’s someone like that right here for you…”

He didn’t send the last text. Besides, you would never see him as more than a friend. But God, he wanted to tell you everything he loves about you so much. He was in pain because of you ignorance for his feelings, but he loved you too much to let go.

Jungkook:

Another movie night at boys’ dorm. Those 7 dorks and you became really good friends lately. They always invited you to movie nights, or simply to see them practise and you liked it. Or, to be more honest, you liked him. Jungkook, the maknae, really stole your heart. His full of confidence personality on the outside, but really shy behaviour on the inside really struck you. He always seemed brave and fearless whenever he had the chance to, but in reality, he was the most scared out of the boys. 

This time you were watching a romantic comedy film, Jin’s choice. You sat next to Jungkook that seemed really concentrated on the film. Little did you know that he actually felt really anxious sitting next to you. His heart was beating so fast, his cheeks were completely red and on top of that, he was sweating. You, of course, didn’t notice any of that. A bit after the film started, Everyone got bored and left, except you, Jungkook and Jin.

Suddenly, Jin said out loud: “You two should be dating!”. At first you were shocked because you thought he was referring to you and Jungkook, but then realised he was talking to the characters from the film. It seems like Jungkook thought the same thing as you did.

Kookie scrunched his nose as he looked at you and murmured “Maybe he’s right.”

Your cheeks were burning and your pupils dilated. You watched him as he was laughing in embarrasement, got close to his ear and whispered “He definetely is right.”

(Thor x reader) Mistakes

Originally posted by avengers-of-mirkwood

Request:  Hi! If you have time, could you do a human!reader x Thor where they always flirt and eventually sleep together, but then the reader discovers she is pregnant? So she tries to escape during the night (because she thinks Thor won’t want a child with a human and will get angry), and when Thor notices she’s missing, he goes looking for her? Thank you 😊

A/N: okay so I still have a lot of requests so I’ll get to them all asap. Also I found this really hard to write but I pulled through, I hope you like it!

Words: 1,203

Warnings: mentions of sex

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You shifted in bed, being woken up by the noise of people and cars outside your bedroom window. You opened your eyes slowly and groggily and felt the soft feeling of sheets beneath your body. You flinched softly when the early morning light hit your eyes. When your eyes adjusted to the light you suddenly realised this wasn’t your bedroom, and you weren’t alone in bed. You tried to remember what happened last night before you turned around and woke this person up. You remembered that you were at one of Tony’s parties (always a great start) and had a bit of fun. You suddenly remembered you had been flirting and talking with Thor for most of the night.

You were in bed with Thor! You smiled to yourself, still trying to piece together exactly what happened last night. But it was pretty damn obvious at this point. Suddenly you felt the bed shift and you realised Thor was awake. You closed your eyes pretending to be asleep, considering you had no idea what to do or what to say to him.

“Y/N? Are you awake?” he whispered softly. You decided to roll over to face him and you groggily nodded your head as you did so. You faced him and he was putting on a pair of jeans, his bare chest showing.

He smiled at you and you smiled back, blushing slightly.

“How did you sleep, darling?” he asked you, smiling. You smiled at him, still blushing. “Well thanks” you responded. He walked over to your side of the bed and kissed you on your forehead, which made you blush even harder.  Thor walked away, starting to put on a shirt and you got out of bed still covering yourself with the sheet, scanning the floor for your dress and underwear. When you found them, you put them on and walked over to Thor who now had a plain gray T-shirt on. He placed his arms around your waist and pulled you into his body and kissed you lightly on the head. You started to think harder about last night and start to worry about the tiny details you couldn’t remember. Was he so drunk that you forced yourself onto him? Did he do it out of a dare? Did you do it out of a dare? You started to worry but snapped out of your thoughts when Thor placed his palm gently against your head, stroking your hair lightly.

“Are you alright? Did I do something wrong? If you don’t want me to tell anyone this happened I won’t tell a soul” he said, starting to worry. You smiled and shook your head slightly.

“I don’t regret it, if that’s what you mean” you replied. Thor sighed slightly and smiled, and then he kissed you softly and you kissed him back. You both pulled back slowly after what felt like forever and you just stared at him grinning like an idiot. And you didn’t mind at all.

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You sat on the bathroom floor of Thor’s apartment, feeling horrible. You were staying over at his apartment for the night and he had left a few hours ago to tend to a little bit of avengers business so you stayed back, waiting for him. It was only a few minutes after he left that you started feeling really sick. You had thrown up a little bit but then it was just stomach cramps. You pieced together all these symptoms and started to panic. You sat on the cold bathroom floor and breathed shallow breathes, sobbing and panicking. You couldn’t be pregnant, you were just sick. It had been four weeks since you had slept with him and you were probably just paranoid. However that didn’t stop you from walking over to the convenience store to buy a pregnancy test, and it turns out you weren’t paranoid at all.

After you discovered it was positive, you sat on the bathroom floor for hours, trying to figure out what to do next. Would you tell him? He would most likely hate it. Why would he want to have a child with a human? This was all just probably a mistake for him and you were the only one that didn’t regret it. After hours you finally decided to get into bed and you turned off the light, sobbing into your pillow until you went to sleep.

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You woke up in the middle of the night and you felt Thor’s arm wrapped around yours. After a few minutes you remembered what had happened before and it felt like you had just looked at the pregnancy test all over again. You couldn’t stay, he would hate you for it and he wouldn’t want it. Why would he want to have a child with you? These were most likely paranoid thoughts, but you couldn’t risk it. You slipped slowly and carefully from under his arm and crawled out of bed, grabbing your shoes by the bed and walking towards the door. You sat on the couch by the door putting your shoes on when a voice called your name from the bedroom door.

“Y/N? Are you alright” Thor asked, looking at you. You panicked and just froze, not saying anything. Thor walked over to you and sat next to you on the couch.

“Y/N, what’s wrong? Please tell me” he said, his voice desperate. You felt awful and just broke. You started to cry just covered your face in your hands breathing deeply. Thor’s immediate reaction was just to hold you. He placed one hand on the back of your head and the other on your back and you cried into his chest.

“Y/N, please talk to me, you’re making me worry” he said and you pulled away from his chest. You looked into his eyes and there were some tears in his eyes as well.

“T-Thor I’m s-sorry I…” you breathed quickly in between words and Thor stroked your hair softly to soothe you. “Shh it’s alright Y/N”

You calmed down a little and then looked him in the eye, there was no way out of this. You had to tell him. It was the right thing to do.

“T-Thor I’m pregnant” you said quietly. Thor stared at you for a few seconds, registering what you had just said. You panicked and suddenly felt like you had to explain yourself. “I’m sorry I-I made your life worse and I’m sorry I can look after the child by myself, you don’t have to be involved at all if you don’t want to…” Thor suddenly cuts you off by kissing you passionately and pulling your body close to his. He pulls away from the kiss and looks at you, smiling.

“I-I don’t understand I thought you would hate it” you said, confused but still relieved.

Thor laughed slightly and then stared at you. “I know this is not ideal timing, but we can make this work. I know we can. I promise I will stay with you and I will help look after our little prince or princess. I love you so much Y/N”

You smiled wiping your tears away and feeling breathless. “I Love you too”