i love how figure flattering this shirt is

Thomas, I have to tell you that I love that particular sport coat you are wearing, I love how that pattern flatters your willowy slender figure and the tailoring is just FUCKING SUPREME, I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT IT!

Also, I’m digging the side parted hair. You look like a classy English dork. Which we all know you are.

But the highlight of this picture is THAT RED SHIRT! OMG TOM ARE YOU ALIVE, ARE YOU BREATHING? DOES IT BURN YOUR SKIN WHEN IT TOUCHES SUCH BRIGHT COLOURED ITEMS OF CLOTHING?