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100 Harry Potter Prompts: Part 1

This list is #$@&%*! amazing, amigos! Thanks for all the submissions. Here is part 1:

  1. Parseltongues aren’t the only ones who can talk to certain animals; There are a number of hereditary abilities that allow wizards to understand and communicate with other species. You are a young wizard who can understand birds, and it is driving you CRAZY.
  2. 10 years later, on the day of the battle of Hogwarts. George is standing in front of the mirror, looking himself in the eyes, wishing that his reflection was someone else.
  3. Harry Potter prompt: The Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets is back! …but now it’s the size of a thread snake.
  4. A muggle angered by the fact that there are only 10 dragons in this world and 7 of them are European, sets off to find more dragons.
  5. Your entire family is full of Hufflepuffs, so during your sorting you begged the Sorting Hat to place you there. Now you’re older and definitely a Slytherin and you need to hide it.
  6. Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes has an adult section in the back.
  7. after Ron picks up the wrong hairs for a polyjuice potion Hermione is making, the two find themselves in each other’s bodies.
  8. You are the new heir of Slytherin, capable of opening the Chamber of Secrets and talking to snakes. On your first visit you find the monster dead. Not that you care, you never hated muggles anyway. Instead you start giving guided tours, charging a couple of Sickles for each tour, trying your best not to make the teachers notice.
  9. You’re a muggle born sorted into Slytherin of all places. The other students warn you that the Bloody Baron hates muggles, but to your surprise, the ghost has somewhat of a different view on muggleborns like you…
  10. Harry DOES get sorted into Slytherin when he asks not to be and becomes best friends with Draco as well.
  11. No one knew Voldemort was the last line of defence against them. Now he’s gone, and they are coming.
  12. Many years after the Dark Lord Voldemort was killed, a new dark lord has come. He’s part of the ministry and the new candidate for minister of magic..
  13. When Harry Potter dies in his first year at Hogwarts, Hermoine Granger takes on the duty of defeating the dark lord and succeeds in her task in the second year. The wizarding world is safe once again. Describe how she managed this.
  14. Write about Hermiones struggles and success as Minister of Magic.
  15. The dementors may suck the souls out of their victims with their kiss, but what happens to the soul after that?
  16. As a young gifted wizard, Sirius Black once found the Mirror of Erised; but what did he see as he glanced upon its glass?
  17. Hagrid comes every year to celebrate Harry’s birthday
  18. Harry never got a letter. He goes through his day to day life as a muggle, never noticing obnoxiously weird things around him. Write a day in the life of harry the muggle
  19. You’re invited to Tom riddle’s 6th birthday party
  20. Magical patronuses are extremely rare. It’s said that only the pure or the purely evil can conjure them. You’re a Slytherin trying to prove what they say about Slytherins is wrong. In Defence against dark arts, you just found out your patronus is a Hungarian horntail.
  21. “Don’t worry, Potter,” said the Dark Lord, “killing will get easier. And as my right hand man, you’ll need to get used to it.”
  22. Au where Snape is the chosen one and Harry is the Potions master
  23. In second year, Draco writes in the diary of Tom Riddle instead, and gets some pretty sound advice.
  24. “You went to school for seven years and THIS is what you use your skills on? Just- Just tell us why THIS branch of Animagi…?”
  25. Harry’s a girl, and has to deal with all the Voldemort shit when she has cramps so she’s extra pissed off.
  26. The Nimbus 3000 just came out, you are one galleon short but you desperately want it, how will you get your hands on the new broom?
  27. You somehow stumble into Filch’s office and grab the nearest artifact before you escape.
  28. Both Harry and Neville are the ‘chosen ones’. Only together are they able to defeat the Dark Lord. Unfortunately, everyone thinks only Harry is the ‘chosen one’. Follow Neville and co. as they discover the truth.
  29. Divination has a new muggle-born teacher, who seems more intent on teaching useful life lessons than magic.
  30. “You’re a wizard, Hermione.”
  31. “How many times have I told you to leave your dragons in Romania?!”
  32. “You’re a wizard, Harry.” “No shit!”
  33. All the Harry Potter character have switch roles, so that the heroes are now the villains. Who’s who and what happens?
  34. Mcgonagall, after noticing Harry’s letter is being ignored, goes to the Dursleys to check on the young wizard.
  35. Harry wonders what the fuck kinda school this is when Dumbledore says “ The third floor corridor is out of bounds for anyone that doesn’t want to die a most painful death.”
  36. Hermione Granger is one of those kids who is in classes meant for those a few years older than her, she is a genius.
  37. You are a muggle, yet direct magic doesn’t affect you, you wander into Hogwarts, you are not harmed by the shriek of mandrake plants, a basilisk cannot petrify you, magical devices break at your touch. you are a magic null.
  38. You thought you’d made a simple mistake in potions. As you sit outside the headmaster’s office, straining to hear the grave conversation from behind the door, it dawns on you that your error couldn’t have been as simple as it seemed.
  39. Harry goes on a journey of self-love by hiking around an Arby’s parking lot at 2am.
  40. The series is entirely the same but Voldemort and Snape have swapped noses .
  41. A day in the life of Dobby.
  42. Lucius is sacrificed by Voldemort and dies in the Wizarding War leaving pregnant Narcissa disillusioned and scared. She seeks help from Dumbledore and becomes a double agent.
  43. “Hmm, courage… yes… plenty of intelligence too! Very loyal… but crafty… hmm. Tricky, very tricky. I’m sorry, but you don’t seem to belong in any specific house. Better be… HOGWARTS!!!”
  44. Harry and Ron/Hermione and Ginny become the canon ships.
  45. Hermione and Ron visit America for a family vacation. Write about their adventures.
  46. Sassy harry calling Snape and Dumbledore out on their bullshit   24/7.
  47. Ravenclaws have a chamber of secrets, but it’s just a library of infinite knowledge too nerdy to touch.
  48. Post-apocalyptic Draco and Harry, where Draco needs the help of Harry in order for both of them to survive.
  49. You thought you were a muggle-born witch/wizard and then you find one of your long before ancestors in the portraits of the school’s corridors.
  50. You can do magic without a wand. You are the second most wanted after Voldemort.
  51. Disco balls and disco and lgbt folks at Hogwarts
  52. A student is accepted into Hogwarts only to find out it was a mistake and they don’t actually have any magical abilities. Tell their story of trying to make it through Hogwarts after all these years.
  53. Remus Lupin adopts Harry.  He never lived with the Dursleys. Tell us his happy Wizarding Childhood.
  54. You’re a historian writing a critical paper on The Battle Of Hogwarts. You believe the existing discourse has ignored the significance of one woman: Mrs Norris. Write a paper discussing her much-maligned role in the Battle of Hogwarts.
  55. A story about the lonely, never-useful life of Snape’s shampoo bottle.
  56. Rumour has it the new Defense against the Dark Arts teacher has already arrived and is hiding. Whoever finds them gets 500 points for their house.
  57. write the wizarding sex ed pamphlet that gets handed out to fifth years.
  58. everything’s the same except every character is a lizard.
  59. Describe the three trials in the next Triwizard Tournament.
  60. “Nobody knew about the fifth Hogwarts founder, and the secret they hid in the castle… until now”
  61. Minerva McGonagall is quite puzzled by Dumbledore’s recent hires for Defense Against the Dark Arts, and would like to have a serious talk with him about it.
  62. You decide to try flying on a broom just for shits and giggles. It works, and now you need help. A lot of help.
  63. The previous magical protection of the prime minister has been retired. You have taken their place.
  64. The Wizarding World decided it’s time to explore space.
  65. Doleres Umbridge is now the head teacher of Hogwarts and president Snow form panel is the minister for magic. They have reinvented the triwizard tournament to have aspects of the hunger games. Tell the story of this year’s tributes.
  66. “When I wished to be part of the world of Harry Potter, I was hoping for an acceptance letter to Hogwarts, not for the bridge I was crossing to be demolished by death eaters on my way home from work!”
  67. You are a squib from a long line of witches and wizards who has never made any contact with the Muggle world. Today is your first day of high school.
  68. Hermione blinked. “You’re right, Ron. I’ve been doing it wrong all this time.”
  69. Through a series of events, you land yourself in the world of Harry Potter. The catch? You’ve never read a word from the books and have absolutely no clue what’s going on.
  70. The entire series but everyone is emo as hell.
  71. You are Harry Potter’s less famous twin sibling. All you want is a quiet wizarding school life.
  72. Write the science behind magic.
  73. You are in the infamous library where no books have titles. Somehow, you pick up Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. You want to help in any way you can.
  74. “The wand chooses the wizard” except this time three have chosen the same master. And they’re attempting to duel each other.
  75. Re-write one of the quidditch chapters from the perspective of the snitch.
  76. Harry being raised by Sirius and Remus because they actually caught Wormtail
  77. Dumbledore reads My Immortal and thinks it’s really good.
  78. “The Death Eaters stole this from the Muggles. What is it, Hermione?” “Ron, I…I think it’s a Nuke.”  "WICKED! Dad’s gonna love this!“
  79. Draco and Ron get in a wizard’s fight; Harry has to reveal his love for Draco by protecting him.
  80. While looking through Filch’s files of rescinded objects, you find something extremely dangerous. Just as you put it in your pocket for later investigation, you get caught by Peeves the poltergeist.
  81. A deaf Ravenclaw, a disabled Slytherin, a mute Gryffindor, and a black trans Hufflepuff help together to cope with each other’s’ problems.
  82. You’ve just received a Howler in front of the whole school. What does it say and how does the school react?
  83. A very derpy Dementor who doesn’t even try and suck souls, but just wants to be friends with everyone and gets sad easily so everyone has to cheer it up.
  84. As it turns out, Neville is the strongest wizard of all.
  85. Write a love story about Dumbledore and Grindelwald.
  86. Your boggart and your reflection in the Mirror of Erised show the same thing.
  87. Who maintains the enchanted ceiling at Hogwarts? How did they get the job and what’s their life like?
  88. Finally, Hogwarts gets its Wi-Fi hotspot.
  89. After a traumatising first year at Hogwarts, Ginny Weasley has to learn to deal with the long-term psychological effects of having been possessed by a dark wizard.
  90. Someone didn’t focus enough when trying to apparate somewhere and somehow wound up on Mars.
  91. You show someone the Mirror of Erised for the first time. You ask what they see, and they just look at you strangely. “What? Did you forget how mirrors work? I just see us.”
  92. A story written from the perspective of a student who died in the battle of Hogwarts, and is now a ghost there.
  93. Hogwarts wants to open a school in another part of the world.
  94. It’s been a hundred years, or so, and you’re still stuck in this dusty, shabby place. As a wand, it would be nice if you could finally choose the perfect wizard to wield you.
  95. You hide pictures of Voldemort in most  unusual places to freak other students out
  96. AU where all spells are imaginary. They’re basically running around with sticks yelling nonsense.
  97. The DA learned their most important lesson from Hermione - always bring a gun to a wand fight.
  98. Write about the day the magical world discovered internet (and proceeded to make their own WizNet)
  99. Harry Potter where Harry’s dad survived but is left emotionally destroyed by Voldemort’s attack.
  100. Harry Potter lowers his wand at himself. He swore he would rid the world of Horcruxes. He was about to make good on that promise.

 Let’s make a new list right away. Do you have a prompt for us?

Guess Who’s Back

Writer - @damndescendants 

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Disclaimer - I do not own any of Descendants’ characters and/or ideas all credit goes to the creator and producers of Disney Descendants

Pairing - Harry Hook x Reader

Summary – (Y/N) is the daughter of Dr. Facilier and is one of the Villain Kids who go to Auradon but when Mal returns to the Isle she goes with Ben, Evie, Carlos, and Jay to get her back when they run into her boyfriend, Harry Hook

Warning(s) - threats, if you squint harm/harassment hinted and mentioned, protective 

Originally posted by adisneylover92things

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aisawriter  asked:

I love your art! A question occurd to me as I saw your family pic. What do you think the relationship between Ginny and Teddy is like? I feel like there isn't much about that out there.

I love love love love the thought of Ginny and Teddy interaction! I imagine lots of scenes for them.

  • Ginny holding a 2-years-old Teddy when he’s crying. She tought Harry how she hold the baby to calm him down when she wasn’t even a mother yet.
  • Ginny explaining for a 7-years-old Teddy why Harry was grumpy and didn’t want to keep playing with him. “You see, he has a lot in his mind right now but if you promise not to let me win, I can play with you.”
  • Ginny changing James’s diaper and Teddy looking curiously at both of them, wondering out loud where his mother was.
  • Teddy asking to everyone “how babies happen?” and Ginny being the one who frankly tells him “it’s a thing called sex.”
  • Teddy actually arguing with someone when hearing bad things about Holyhead Harpies.
  • Ginny giving him some advice about Victoire because “Harry will just advise you to save the world, cuz that’s how he got me. But there are simpler ways to do this.

and it goes on

astrological movie masterpost

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any genre film based on sun/moon 

aries sun/moon: “boyhood” (growing up and all the rash and/or unwise decisions that come with that. competitive upbringing)  “the aviator” (a frenzied soul who fakes it till ya make it. big dreams, a big persona, and a pioneer to an industry but deeply troubled behind it all), “the wolf of wall street” (honestly this movie was so fast-paced and mad that i could only take it in small doses. everyone is selfish and turns on a dime) 

taurus sun/moon: “the grand budapest hotel” (a film rich in aesthetic. a hotel owner who is a professional lush sets out on an adventure as he is being pegged for murder. a tale of paintings, pastries, and paramour), “big stone gap” (excessive family. stubborn and perseverant. a bit apprehensive of change)“today’s special” (a chef gets back to his roots and has to learn why he was passionate about food in the first place and how to savor every second) 

gemini sun/moon: “ferris bueller’s day off” (witty and incredibly adaptable. can make friends with anyone, anywhere. being childlike and curious, enjoying the little things), “black swan” (ambiguous film where you don’t know what to believe), “the truman show” (his whole life has been unknowingly documented. everyone is just playing a role. media manipulations)  

cancer sun/moon: “take care” (feeling like an inconvenience. wanting to be taken care of. guilt trips), “lymelife” (putting family and ‘home’ into perspective. awkward, at times endearing, a bit hectic), “high fidelity” (old fashioned guy. stuck in the past wondering where it went wrong), “the other woman (2009)” (learning to be a mother. the emotional rollercoaster of trying to love and be loved) 

leo sun/moon: “confessions of a teenage drama queen” (i mean…do i even need to explain this lmao), “beaches” (pride and loyalty. learning to love without having to be the only one receiving love), “anywhere but here” (self-centered mother who wants her to be a star. fixed opinions but is powerful & warm)“grease” (good girl, bad boy. popular. all love their hair lol)

virgo sun/moon: “beyond the lights” (never feeling good enough. a mother who compulsively criticizes her. the theme of ~what happens behind the scenes~ and going back to the basics)“short term 12″ (wants to service everyone else but forgets about themselves), “the intern” (an observant elderly man is methodized and eager to work, always there for advice & support), “as good as it gets” (a bitter man who struggles with OCD overcoming his fears and unleashing his compassionate side)

libra sun/moon: “legally blonde” (a bit superficial. values doing the right thing. people think she’s air-headed but is actually more ‘in the know’ than given credit for)“can’t buy me love” (getting caught up in the popular crowd. pretending to be something you’re not), “he’s just not that into you” (most confusing movie ever. literally nobody can make up their mind lmao) 

scorpio sun/moon: “st. elmo’s fire” (this film has literally everything scorpio and/or related (8th house) in it; secrets, betrayal, intimacy, transforming, debt, etc), “stealing beauty” (uncovering mysteries, forbidden affairs, paranoia. a taboo film), “lila & eve” (crime drama. goes to show just how far two resentful mothers will go)

sagittarius sun/moon: “bruce almighty” (humorous. has the theme of ‘luck’ and ‘higher power’) “away we go” (redefining what ‘home’ means. traveling across the country, new experiences, lots of bad jokes) “funny face” (an amateur philosopher has strong opinions for the modeling industry, wants nothing more than to travel for lectures), “good will hunting” (a genius and self-righteously so but doesn’t know how to truly appreciate life) 

capricorn sun/moon: “uptown girls” (learning to adult from a surprisingly mature child. a mother who is too concerned with her career to pay attention to her daughter), “the pursuit of happyness” (suffering hardships, feeling down & out as he climbs his way up the totem pole. a tale of being a father being able to provide), “the devil wears prada” (another tale of climbing your way to the top, along with the cost of it)

aquarius sun/moon: “scott pilgrim vs the world” (not your average film, includes an alternate dimension. has its technological, futuristic quirks. becoming superior to the rest and standing out in the process), “mona lisa smile” (50′s women gaining new perspective from a ‘subversive’ professor), “the martian” (innovative, humorously noble, feeling castaway, ‘space pirate’) 

pisces sun/moon: “the imaginarium of doctor parnassus” (a fantasy world with a damsel in distress but everything isn’t as it seems),  “because i said so” (milly is bright-eyed and a bit hopeless. her mother pays favor to her. always ends up doing what other people want because although she is highly spirited, she can be a pushover), “amelie” (imagination, imagination, imagination. sets out to help others by being a bit manipulative in the process), “big fish” (reality vs fantasy. idealized & exaggerated upbringing)

romance films based on venus 

aries venus: “10 things i hate about you” “she’s all that” (both films show they can treat romance as a competition but once they are in love, will do whatever they can to keep it alive), “two night stand” (hasty romance. lessons of ‘rushing’. a candor appreciation for another), “beginners” (being honest with yourself. ‘a movie with an unflinchingly tough heart.’)

taurus venus: “dirty dancing” (stubborn, sensual, and learning to position yourself securely lol), “the great gatbsy” (wealth. everyone indulges themselves, goes overboard out of love), “happily ever after” (sudden yearning for stability, excessive in more ways than one) 

gemini venus: “save the date” (a girl who is scared of commitment. covers up her fear with humor. ‘word vomit’ through the whole movie lol. works at a bookstore. has a sister dynamic in the film of the one who is a bit silly & immature and the one who acts like she knows everything), “how to lose a guy in 10 days” (a two faced romance. lighthearted mind games and calling each others bluff), “garden state” (a lost fella falls for a quirky compulsive liar. a surprisingly intelligent and outlandish film) 

cancer venus: “closer” (kind of shows more unhealthy traits of this placement but shows they just want to be in comfort with you but can guilt trip people and ask for reassurance where its not needed), “a walk to remember” (two lovers jaded in their own right find love. trying to protect one another from getting hurt and hurt each other in the process), “brooklyn” (building a life together. choosing between a lover at home or a home within a lover) 

leo venus: “elvis and anabelle” (a radiant beauty queen has a near-death experience that alters her way of existing. brings a boy out of his shell through theatrics and love), “take this waltz” (she meets a man and starts rethinking her own loving marriage, does she want more? demanding, bold, and has a childishness to it), “anomalisa” (uplifting one another, making each other feel extraordinary) 

virgo venus: “people places things” (a man of many standards and subsequently hypercritical in the name of love), “me before you” (taking care of another. breaking free from routine), “when harry met sally” (constant challenging of standards. loving the little things), “enough said” (looking beyond imperfections. practically endearing) 

libra venus: “hitch” (got his heartbroken. now runs a business as a ‘love doctor’ where he gives men the push to pursue love through setting a meet-cue. but when he falls for a girl he has no idea what to do), “alfie” (a womanizer who refuses to be seen as a regular person who experiences the everyday woes that we all do. says he’s ‘always okay’), “27 dresses” (jane is a ‘more’ evolved version of this venus. loves love, is a major people pleaser. her sister on other hand pretends to be whatever her partner wants, is a major socialite) 

scorpio venus: “love actually” (falling for what you can’t have and having difficulty expressing it), “no kiss list” (liking someone you can’t have and making that person feel like you can’t like anyone other than them), “chasing amy” (obsessive. sabotaging a relationship out of fear), “a dangerous method” (a forbidden and intoxicating affair with a patient), “last night” (temptation and affairs) 

sagittarius venus: “begin again” (greta is independent, blunt, and spontaneous. teaches dan and his daughter a few important lessons. love is a learning experience), “definitely, maybe” (flashbacks to 3 romances, all with women who either write, travel, and/or simply free-spirited. habits of running away. being judgemental of how to live life. expanding horizons. shamelessly honest), “they came together” (clumsy, a straight up mess. light-hearted. mocks romance films) 

capricorn venus: “timer” (doesn’t see the point of a relationship if they aren’t ‘guaranteed’. uses a timer to tell you when you’ll find your soul mate)“meet my valentine” (a family man who finds out he’s terminally ill is determined to find a loving provider to replace him), “before sunset” (an assertive romance, at times a bit cynical, but cheeky and loving) 

aquarius venus: “friends with benefits” “no strings attached” “sleeping with other people” (all the couples in the films were meant to keep things casual but got messy in the process), “frequencies- oxv: the manual” (s/o to @astr-logy for the recommendation! a film about being outcasted, breaking the world & love down to an equation, feelings of not feeling) 

pisces venus: “500 days of summer” (tom is a prime example of the idealization and fantasy romance that can come with this placement), “practical magic” (loves unconditionally but there is a tragic twist. two sisters - one who has a homemaker persona and one devastatingly bored of the mundane), “listen to your heart” (a deaf girl, who is a bit of a damsel in distress as her parents crush her dreams, and an amateur piano composer find inspirational love) 

romance films based on venus in the houses

venus in fire house (1st, 5th, 9th): “50 first dates”“the holiday”, “deadpool” (a stretch? no), “before we go”

venus in earth house (2nd, 6th, 10th): “everything before us”, “friends with money”, “chocolat”

venus in air house (3rd, 7th, 11th): “celeste & jesse forever”, “nick and norah’s infinite playlist”, “her”, “the beauty inside” 

venus in water house (4th, 8th, 12th): “the time traveler’s wife”, “eternal sunshine of the spotless mind”“stuck in love”, “candy”, “comet”

action/drama films based on mars

aries mars: “death proof” (daredevil central. going toe-to-toe with a killer), “crank” (a film literally about keeping your heart rate up. will die without an adrenaline rush), “spring breakers” (living in the moment. playfully deviant and childishly so), “the challenger” (learning to fight for what’s worth it; choosing your battles) 

taurus mars: “matilda” (all the antagonists were greedy slobs who put themselves on a pedestal by making everyone else feel inferior), “the shawshank redemption” (avoids conflict, plays his hand slowly, no stranger to money), “american hustle” (luxuriating in ‘sin’, glorifying the hustle, high-resistance characters) 

gemini mars: “pirates of the caribbean” (jack sparrow is a character that’s easy to be allured to but difficult to trust. never seems to be who he appears and covers everything up with slurred antics), “seven psychopaths” (comical murder film where even has a darker or lighter side than you thought), “the prestige” (two illusionists go head to head to out-trick another. the huge secret of ‘duality’) 

cancer mars: “punch-drunk love” (stereotypical ‘nice’ guy with a lot of problems and insecurities. falls into a weird blackmail ploy), “mad max: fury road” (emotionally raw. recklessly protective. driven by the familial and home), “mr nobody” (recounting of memories. driven by pure emotion) 

leo mars: “hot rod” (acts like a big shot, always attempting to prove himself worthy), “guardians of the galaxy” (everyone has a major ego and wants to show off. music reminds me of the 80′s which reminds me of hair which is leo lmao), “frank” (i feel like many would believe this to be a more aquarius film with its long-standing reputation of being one of the most unconventional films of all time but the film is about fame, how to get there, how to stand out, and being histrionic in the making) 

virgo mars: “pay it forward” (actions geared toward helping others, insecurities and not wanting others to feel sorry, a need for efficiency), “captain america: the first avenger” (modest, just wants to contribute. high energy, lots of stamina ‘i could do this all day’), “cyberbully” (theme of words cutting deeper than you’d think) 

libra mars: “mean girls” (acts nice & unassuming only to better manipulate a situation), “gangster squad” (puts justice into their own hands. has people in pocket and knows how to work a room to use people to one’s disposal), “v for vendetta” (another film of putting justice into your own hands. created a tragic scenario to trick evey into learning no matter what one goes through, the right thing to do is the only appropriate way to live)

scorpio mars: “heathers” (conniving & hypocritical. veronica isn’t a saint herself but disproves of people who are cruel and sets out to teach them a lesson), “mr & mrs smith” (secretive. both know they’re spies but never tell each other & don’t feel neither has the right to be; in the same field of work but criticize each other for it), “django unchained” (rescue and revenge. will exploit anything or murder anyone to get back to his lover)

sagittarius mars: “maidentrip” (a young adventuress sails across the world)“artifact” (documentary film giving insight into the truth of the music industry. pretentious, pseudo-intellectuals), “the believer” (heavily controversial film. audacious in the name of beliefs and what one believes to hold verity) 

capricorn mars: “erin brockovich” (a relentless environmental activist sets out a case against a gas company where their supplies have left residents fatally ill. demands respect), “whiplash” (pushes limits beyond limits. ambitious to the core and seeks to achieve aspirations continuously), “american psycho” (a successful banker has an alter, killer ego who relishes in all that he does & ‘achieves’)

aquarius mars: “the big lebowski” (acts above violence and just says ‘fuck it’ to everything), “equilibrium” (feelings are literally outlawed but an enforcer soon falls victim to rebellion), “terminator” (a cyborg on a mission. a young boy fighting against the technologically advanced) 

pisces mars: “snowpiercer” (sacrifice, clairvoyance, spiritualism. as pete travers said, ‘a slambam sci-fi thriller with a brain, a heart and an artful sense of purpose’), “fight club” (gasp. shocking it isn’t aries mars, right? the story is about a man wanting to escape his everyday life, has an addictive personality, and finds himself immersed in this extracurricular activity), “philomena” & “of mind and music” (one defines true forgiveness. looking past all the tragedy and finding the beauty) 

The Roommate Part 1 (Harry Styles Series)

Summary: Y/N is one of Harry’s friend’s roommates, Harry and her become friends and Harry falls for her.

Requested: yes

Warnings: no

A/N: Thank you to @iyanu-eniyan​ who requested this! I’m so sorry this took too long to post! (AH this gif is from in the old curly hair Harry days, my emotions)

Originally posted by stockholmhrry

The Roommate Part 1 (Harry Styles Series)

“So, the kitchen is here, the bathroom’s here, and your bedroom’s here.”  Your new roommate Noah says showing you around your new home.

“Thank you.”  You say carrying your bags into your bedroom. “Thank you for letting me stay here for the semester. I did not want to live in a dorm again. I did that for four years already.”  You say laughing.

“Yeah, I didn’t want to live on campus, during graduate school. Also, now that you are in medical school, you are going to want to be focused.”  Noah advises.

“Yup, that’s exactly why I’m here. Thank you again.” You say smiling.

“Now, that I’ve talked your ear off enough, I’ll let you unpack.” He says walking out of your room.

But before you could even open up your suitcase, Noah knocks on your door, which makes you laugh as he apologizes say, “I know that I said I was going to leave, but I just wanted to tell you that a few friends of mine will be coming over tonight. If we get too loud, just tell me, and we can go out somewhere.”

“Thank you for telling me, but I’m sure you guys will be fine. I mean, I grew up in New York City, if your noise bothers me, then you guys are really loud.” You joke.

“Okay, now I will leave you alone.” Noah says, closing the door behind him.

You shake your head, and laugh lightly to yourself at your new roommate dorkiness. After about a half an hour of unpacking, you lay down on your bed and just take a deep breath out, grab your phone and call your friend.

“Hey babe.” She says immediately when she answers, “How’s the new apartment?”

“It’s awesome, Noah is an absolute sweetheart also. I think you two would be good together.” You say wiggling your eyebrows, even though she can’t see you.

“Well, I’d love to come visit, but you are never not studying. But, wait, that would actually work, you can study and I’ll be with your roommate.” She says laughing, obviously joking around.

“I miss you though. It’s going to be weird coming home and you’re not here. Who am I supposed to come and rant to about how awful a date was that night?” You ask.

“You can call me. But, hey! You have a male roommate now, so he must have some friends and at least one of them has to be hot and nice.”

“We’ll see. His friends are coming over tonight.” You say.

“You better take a peak and not stay in your room then.”  She advises.

“I will, I will.”

“Okay, now you get your cute butt up and fix your hair and makeup cute and get yourself out there when his friend come over okay? And tell me how it goes.” She says.

“I will, I will.” You repeat, “Love you babe, and talk to you soon.”

“Love you too, and you know it.”

After you and your friend hang up, you slip under the covers and grab your book and begin to read. After about fifteen minutes, you hear the front door of the apartment open and guys come through and the close. You think about getting up, but you are so comfortable that you don’t want to leave your bed. You then close your eyes for only a few minutes, but then fall asleep. You didn’t you fell asleep until you jumped when you heard your door bang open.

“Oh my God I’m so sorry.” A tall brunette boy apologizes. “I did not mean to, uh, I thought this was the bathroom, but it’s obviously not. Also, I’m a little drunk, I’m sorry. Uh, I’ll leave you alone, have a good night.” He says awkwardly closing the door.

You are so tired that you’re not even mad and lay back down on your bed and fall right back to sleep. The next morning, you wake up feeling refreshed, which is comforting to you as this is your new home and you slept well the first night. When you walk out into the kitchen, you see the boy who accidently walked into your room last night. He looks up and sees you and smiles shyly says,

“About last night, sorry again. I was drunk and couldn’t find the bathroom.”

“No, no, no, it’s fine. I’m new here, and I’m pretty sure sober I wouldn’t be able to find the bathroom.” You joke.

“Ah, yes, you’re the new roommate! Noah has told us about you, Y/N right?” He asks.

“Yup, that’s me.” You smile, walking over the fridge to grab milk for your cereal.

“I’m Harry.” He introduces himself, putting his hand out for you to shake.

“It’s very nice to meet you, Harry.” You smile, shaking his hand looking him in the eyes. Without even thinking you blurt out, “You have really green eyes.”
After you say that, you face turns pink in embarrassment, and you ramble, “Oh my God, I don’t even know why I said that. I’m sorry.”

Harry chuckles at your embarrassment, and says, “It’s fine, I get that a lot about my eyes. Wait, I didn’t mean that in a cocky way, I mean, never mind.” Harry rambles looking down at the coffee he’s drinking.

“Well I see you two have finally met each other.” Noah says walking into kitchen.

“Or should I say, Harry you have finally met Y/N sober, and when you are not scaring her to death by barging into her room at 2am.” Noah jokes nudging into Harry.

“Again, I’m really sorry.” Harry says.

“Don’t worry about it, honestly.” You say, taking a bite of your cereal.

“Uh, so I’m going to head out. Thanks for the drinks last night, Noah, and letting me stay over.” Harry says getting up.

“Hey no problem man, see you tonight.” Noah says.

“Yeah tonight.” Harry says looking over at you. “I’m having a party at my place, and you’re more than welcome to come.”

You’d be lying to yourself if you said you didn’t want to go, or that you didn’t find Harry cute, but you say, “I still have a lot to do moving in here, if I’m free I’ll stop by.”

You see a flash of disappointment go across Harry’s face, which he tries to hide, but you saw it and it causes you to say, “Actually, I should be able to, I don’t have a lot of work left to do here.”

Harry smiles and you see a bit of excitement in his face that he quickly tries to hide, “Well, if you’re free, I’d love to have you over.” Harry says.
Noah clears his throat jokingly, which causes Harry to say, “And you too Noah. I guess.” Harry jokes.

“Alright, well hopefully I’ll see you both tonight.” Harry saying walking out, not taking his eyes off you, but you just smile at him and go back to eating your cereal.

“You should go to the party. I can help you today with moving in, and tomorrow. It will help you meet new people. Especially Harry, he’s a really good guy. My advice to you with medical school, study but also live.” Noah advice walking into his room.

You think about what Noah says, and finish up your cereal, rinse off the bowl and spoon and put it into the dish washer. You back to your room, and pull out your favorite outfit, it’s the outfit that makes you feel the most beautiful, the most confident. You lay it out on your bed and send a picture to your friend without saying anything. She texts back immediately saying, “Tonight’s going to be a good night.”

You smile and chuckle lightly at the emojis that she puts after that, and you say to yourself,

“Tonight’s going to be a good night.”


Part 2

Masterlist

A/N: This is going to be a series!!! I’m super excited!! I don’t know how long it’s going to be, let’s just see what happens. Thank you again to @iyanu-eniyan for the idea! Also good luck on your exams, you’re going to kill it!! Thank you to everyone that has followed me or read my stories, or anything, it means a lot. I hope you all have a wonderful weekend, and Happy Father’s Day to your families!!

Imagine James and Lily as an old couple

• James is absolutely horrified when his hair starts to turn gray.
• But than much to everyone’s annoyance he looks like a fricking anime character and his hair remains messy and full until the very end
• Lily makes this really horrible pranks like she doesn’t remember people or stories and practically kills James every time she does it
• James loves to tell anyone who will listen about their romance and how it started
• He goes into the most meaningless details and bores his grandchildren, shoppers, baristas, nursing stuff, doctors and even random people on the street
• but they all listen because he tells it with such excitement and with sparks in his eyes
• they are both forced into retirement eventually because they won’t quit
• “ old?!?! What do you mean old?!?! Of course I can bloody go on a mission I just need a hand out of this chair”
• when they are finally retire they spend every possible moment with their grand children
• and are OF COURSE the best grandparents ever
• James spoils them waaay too much
• Lily just never says no to them
• they love to go to the park together with or without the kids
• they sit on a bench in the sun, Lily’s head on James’s shoulder as she reads him a story
• because he can’t see -let alone read- a bloody thing (but would never ever admit it)
• they also kiss a lot
• especially in public
• both of them are so proud to be “high school sweethearts” who are still very much in love
• James tells Lily everyday that she is only getting prettier with age
• Lily would brag about all of her family’s successes even the silliest things
• “oh how nice that your son is a healer BUT my grandson just burned down his house while discovering his magic!”
• Lily learns how to knit and loves it
• James loves watching her while she sits on the sofa with her little glasses at the edge of her little nose and just stare at her in awe
• she really did got only prettier with age
• they host a brunch almost every sunday
• and they invite EVERYONE over for every single holiday
• and James tells the same old lame dad jokes every year
• and Lily keeps on laughing even after over 70 holidays together
• Harry calls them every single day and still asks them for advice about everything
• Harry sings to his kids a lullaby that Lily used to sing to him
• which makes Lily so very happy because it’s a muggle lullaby that her father sang to her
• they have a competition to see which one can outlive the other one
• but inside both of them want to loose
• because after all these years they don’t even want to imagine life without the other

anonymous asked:

I was wondering if you can do a zeke and eren headcanon

Sure thing! I hope it’s okay if I make this a modern day headcanon, as I’m not 100% sure of their relationship in canon, and if it’s modern, I can make it fluffy and this fandom needs all the fluff it can get. 

For the purpose of now, in this modern au, Dina and Grisha were married and had Zeke, and she then unfortunately passed. Grisha met Carla, and Zeke latched onto her pretty quickly. Grisha and Carla got married a few years later, and then had Eren. And that’s where this story picks up…

  • When Zeke finds out he’s gonna be a big brother, he gets so excited. He asks everyday when his new sibling’s going to arrive, and draws them so many pictures and even writes them little letters. Not that he disliked being an only child, but the thought of having a sibling, even at 10, is the best thing he’d ever heard. 
  • When Eren’s born, everyone is surprised how gentle Zeke is with him. He’s so careful bout holding him, and even tells other people to make sure his brother’s safe. 
  • Despite their age difference, Eren and Zeke get along really well. Zeke lets Eren run around with him and his friends while they’re still young, and is never too rough or mean with him. 
  • They play a lot of make believe games together. Superheroes, robots, space cadets, Jedi, wizards, etc… they play it all. They build forts in their basement, in their backyard, and in the snow when it’s winter. They just make so much magic together, and Carla could listen to their stories all day. 

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This is an effort to spread the word about all fan fiction writers in our little fandom. If you would like to be featured or nominate a writer, please contact me. Please reblog this post if you can and check out some of @sylwrites work!

1. First things first, if someone wanted to read your stories where can they find them?

They’re posted exclusively on AO3.

2. Tell us a little about yourself.

I’m in my mid-twenties and I live in Canada. I have a giant dog that’s a lumbering buffoon of an animal and less free time than I’d like.

3. What do you never leave home without?

As a true millennial, my cell phone.

4. Are you an early bird or a night owl?

Early bird.

5. If you could live in any fictional world, which one would you choose and why?

Probably something totally unachievable like Harry Potter, just to be escapist.

6. Who is the most famous person you’ve ever met.

Literally no one. I saw Billy Bush from afar once (pre-Trump tape days), but that’s it.

7. What are some of your favorite movies/TV?

I’m a big fan of mafia movies from the 70s through the 90s, like Casino and Goodfellas. Shows like Riverdale are a guilty pleasure, but I also love Game of Thrones and Westworld.

8. What are some of your favorite bands/musicians?

I mostly listen to alternative rock/pop and indie, but honestly lately I mostly listen to podcasts.

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Jay and Harry Fighting Over You Would Include...

Originally posted by heather-l-wood

Originally posted by molzies-fanfics

-You and Jay became friends when Mal and Ben started dating. He did flirt with you but because he flirted with everyone, you didn’t think anything of it.

-Jay didn’t want you to know that they were going back to the Isle but you found out anyways. He wouldn’t let you go though. He knew how dangerous the Isle was and he didn’t want you to get hurt.

-As soon as they get back from the Isle, he goes to find you to tell you that they’re okay

-It’s about 2 weeks after the Cotillion when Ben announces that he’s bringing over another group of villain kids

-As soon as Harry gets out of the limo, his eyes lock onto yours and he is instantly infatuated with you.

-And what Harry Hook wants, Harry Hook gets. Jay knows this all too well

-It starts off small. Jay starts leaving small things outside of your door like flowers and other small trinkets he thinks you may like.

-Harry would tell you stories about being a pirate and just try to keep your attention on him

-This pisses Jay off so he decides to kick it up a notch. He asks Evie for advice. She gives him a new necklace she designed to give to you.

-Instead of leaving it at your door, he hand delivers it to you. You absolutely love it and he helps you put it on.

-The next time you’re hanging out with Harry, he asks about it. When you tell him, it’s like a moment of realization. He just inwardly smirks because he’s not afraid of competition, not like Jay was

-Nonetheless, Harry goes to find Jay because he loves confrontation. Jay tries to tell him to back off. “Nah, I don’t think I will.”

-This just leads to full out war.

-Jay would invite you to eat lunch with him before Harry could because you have first period together

-In retaliation, Harry asks you to “tutor” him in math. You agree and during your study date, it’s a lot more of him flirting and you blushing like mad

-Soon enough, Jay gets tired of this game of trying to out do one another so he just decides to tell you how he feels

-Because Harry is a sneak, he gets word of Jay’s plan and tries to beat him to it.

-It ends up with both of them outside of your door, arguing loudly. They only stop when you open the door

-”What’s going on?”

-”Jay was just leaving.” “No! I wasn’t.”

-”Listen, (Y/N). We both like you. A lot. Do you feel the same way about either of us?”

-Whoever you choose is up to you

Give me a Sirius Black who takes History of Magic until he graduates, even though everyone around him hates it and says it’s boring. Even he hates it, but he has a collection of thoroughly researched files on wizarding families of Europe, just in case someone needs to be forged into one to be kept safe.

Give me a Mary Macdonald who studies Divination, not only because she loves it but because she wants to cling to any hope she has of knowing what’s coming. A Mary who believed in fairy tales her whole childhood, when she learned she was a witch she was elated, only to find out that the stuff of her dreams was really a nightmare that she could never escape.

Give me a Remus Lupin who pours over books on Ancient Runes, who spends his free time studying Magical Theory, hoping he can translate something that was misunderstood before. Something that might help give his side an edge against the darkness approaching. Hoping there’s a way to create a spell to defeat the man coming for those he loves.

Give me a Lily Evans who studies Potions meticulously, sitting two desks over from Severus Snape, never looking his way. A Lily who makes note of every antidote, every poison, every possible aid or weapon to add to her arsenal. Give me a Lily who in carries life in little bottles and can bring death anyone with a single drop, magical blood or no.

Give me a James Potter who takes to Defense Against the Dark Arts like he was born to it. A James who can cast a Shield charm faster than anyone in his class and have a Disarming spell ready to go. A James who, during a practical exercise pitting the class against each other, doesn’t hesitate to Stun the opposing student when he narrowly misses Mary’s ear. His friends realize that day that his unwavering belief in the good in people only goes as far as the safety of his loved ones.

Give me a Marlene McKinnon who storms into her career advising meeting with McGonagall and demands that she be allowed to take whatever necessary to learn to fight. “I don’t care that you think I’m too young Professor, I know what I believe and it isn’t that Evans or Macdonald or anyone else is any worse than me because of their parents. I’m going to fight no matter what so you’d best teach me how.” Give me a Marlene who refuses to take any advice other than what she’s asked for and when she finally leaves with a schedule full of defensive magic and practical learning Professor McGonagall watches her go with a mixture of pride and fear in her heart. 

Give me a Peter Pettigrew who aims for a N.E.W.T in Herbology. A Peter who works with Professor Sprout to breed and train plants to fight, plants that poison or explode or entrap their victims. A Peter who knows his strengths and plays to their advantage. Years later, when Professor Sprout gains a new assistant in this endeavor her chest tightens. Maybe Neville Longbottom will be different.

Give me children who study the practical things, Children who know they have been drafted into a war they never wanted. Children who don’t plan to go down without a fight.

Perfect life.

Requested by the lovely @erinisobellaaa :)

Where y/n is a world famous actress.

I hope I did your request justice and I hope you enjoy :)

All the love,

M.

REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

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It was going to be a busy day- a super busy day infact. Y/N’s day is filled with interviews for a press tour for her up an coming movie.

She didn’t mind doing interviews, in fact she actually really enjoys doing them, the only down side to the interviews is that they last all day long meaning she doesn’t get to see her long time boyfriend Harry as much as she would like to.

Harry didn’t have as busy of a day that Y/N has, he only has one or two interviews to do through out the day.

It can be hard on both of them but they manage. They love each other too much to let something as simple as Press tours and tours in general break them apart.

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“Firstly thank you for being here”

The interviews smiled at y/n as he quickly looked through his notes, clearly nervous.

“Thank you for having me”

Y/N replied with a warm smile on her face, reassuring the interviewer that he is doing okay.

“It’s our pleasure. Okay so tell me about your movie, it’s a rom com something you haven’t done before correct?”

Y/N smiled at the interviewers new found confidence before pausing for a moment- thinking about what to say.

This went on for another 15 minuets, the interviewer asking her questions about her new role and Y/N answering the best she could without giving anything away about the plot.

It was the last question when the interview we decided to mention Harry.

“ So this is my last question, it’s known to pretty much everyone that you are in a relationship with Mr Harry Styles and I just wanted to ask how do you deal with filming and being away from Harry”

Y/N perked up at the mention of her loves name, a faint blush crept onto her face as she began thinking of him.

“ It’s hard I won’t deny that, but I think it helps that he’s a singer and he goes on tours as well because he gets what it’s like, we both deal with distance in different ways. We FaceTime each other everyday so we never not see each other. He’s actually here in L.A at the moment which is nice as it means I get to se him”

Y/N began to blush when we she realised that was the longest answer she’s given and it wasn’t even about her movie.

“That’s good to hear, you two seem to be really in love and that’s refreshing to see in the showbiz world”

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“It’s been lovely speaking to you Harry we have one more question if that’s alright with you”

This interview hasn’t really gone well for Harry, the interviewer has been asking some really boring questions that’s he’s heard over and over.

“Of course it’s fine ask a way”

“You’ve has some really good feedback on your acting in Dunkirk I was wondering if your girlfriend helped you in anyway since she’s an actress”

A grin spread on Harry’s face at the mention of his girlfriend. Now that’s a question that Harry would be willing to answer. His mood visibly picked up at the mention of Y/N, even when she’s not there in person she still makes Harry’s heart skip a beat.

“She helped me a lot, she was always there for me throughout the whole process, sometimes I’d call her if I wasn’t feeling good about my lines, it would be like 3am back in London and she’d still answer and give me advice. She never didn’t answer, without her I don’t think I’d would of did as well as I did”

The interviewer smiled at Harry in awe over how highly he speaks of y/n.

“You really love her don’t you”

A blush crept onto Harry’s features, his heart rate quickening.

“I do I really do”

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“So I imagine you get asked a lot of questions regarding your relationship with your boyfriend Harry, does it ever get tiring being asked about Harry”

This question offended Y/N, how could anyone think she would get tired of being asked about Harry. If y/n had it her way she’d only answer questions about Harry.
Y/N bit her lip before answering-desperately trying to compose herself before she says anything rude.

“No it doesn’t, I love answering questions about Harry as it gives me an excuse to think about him, the only downside I’d say is that if I’m not with him it makes me miss him more but it defiantly doesn’t get tiring”

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The day was done and Y/N was exhausted all she wanted to do was sleep. She even feel asleep in the Uber ride to her hotel room. The only thing keeping her awake is that fact the she gets to see Harry after not seeing him for a month.

She swiped her key card and opened the door, she barely through the door when she was wrapped up by Harry’s arms.

“I miss you so much baby”

Y/N could cry, finally being in his arms after being apart for a month made her quite emotional.

“Are you crying love”

Harry pulled away ever so slightly so he can get a better look at his girlfriend. A slight from came onto his features when he noticed tears in her eyes.

“ I just missed you that’s all ”

Harry pulled her into his arms again and began stroking her hair- comforting her.

“Hey-hey we don’t need anything like that love I’m here your here that’s all that matters, when we’re together life’s perfect”

Y/N sniffles, trying her hardest to stop crying.

“ I know, I know I’m just exhausted and my emotions are on an all time high.”

“Well why don’t we get changed into some comfy clothes and get some sleep, I missed having you in my arms”
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An hour passed and Y/N found her self unable to sleep, she didn’t know why because she was exhausted. She looked over at her sleeping boyfriend and began running her fingers through his hair.

“Ummm”

Harry began to stir in his sleep before opening one eye to see his love staring at him.

“What?”

Y/N smiled at Harry and lent forward to place a light kiss on his lips.

“I’m just really happy that’s all”

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Jily Lives AU: Headcanons

Hi guys! So I made some Jilyheadcanons that I hope you like! They’re really not serious, so I will make another one and maybe another and then another. Regardless, I hope you like it! Sorry that I haven’t been updating as of late! Sorry!

I accept requests! Thanks and sorry again! :)) 

  • Fighting over who Harry loves more
  • Fighting over who SIRIUS loves more 
  • “DAMMIT JAMES NO SIRIUS AND I SHARE A BOND!!!!1!!!!!!” 
  • “SO DO WE LILY SO DO WE” 
  • “Ladies, ladies, there’s plenty of me to go around.” “SHUT UP SIRIUS WHO DO YOU LOVE MORE” 
  • Sirius effectively avoiding contact with Lily and James for a month 
  • BECAUSE THEN THEY FIGHT OVER WHO REMUS LOVES MORE 
  • Remus using it to his advantage that sneaky lil 
  • “James if you shut up, I’ll love you more” 
  • “Lily if you bake me a cake, I’ll love you more” 
  • “REMUS WE KNOW WHAT IN MERLIN’S BEARD YOU’VE BEEN DOING”
  • “Well Lily if it makes you feel better I love you the most” 
  • “Aw”
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • “But Sirius still loves me more.”
  • “DAMMIT LILY” 
  • James and Lily taking pictures of Harry so much that James sometimes uses it to punish him 
  • “DAD NO” 
  • “HARRY JAMES POTTER i SWEAR IF YOU BREAK ANOTHER VASE IM FRAMING THIS BABY PHOTO OF YOU FOR ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO SEE” 
  • The baby picture is of baby Harry lying on his stomach, his bum clearly visible 
  • “BUT DADDDDDD”
  • Sirius shows Harry a picture of Baby James in the exact same pose and it’s basically a war between father and son 
  • “HARRY PUT THAT DOWN PLEASE IM YOUR FATHER DONT DO THIS TO ME” 
  • Sirius, Lily, Harry and Remus wearing it on Father’s Day
  • James does not leave his room for the duration of the day 
  • Remus and Sirius being like weekly guests and really theyre basically family 
  • UNCLE REMY 
  • UNCLE SIRI 
  • Harry asking James for girl advice 
  • It backfires completely 
  • Harry is sent to detention for a week 
  • Lily is laughing in the background
  • Harry goes to Sirius for help 
  • “Harry I am gay” 
  • Harry goes to Remus 
  • “Harry I too am unfamiliar with the female psychology” 
  • Sirius and Remus fight for who’s a better uncle
  • CHEERING HARRY ON EVERY. MERLIN. DAMN. IT. QUIDDITCH. MATCH 
  • “GUYS IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY?” 
  • Every year, they dress up as mascots (Remus joined it after much persuasion) and somehow convinced Professor McGonagall to choose who looked, to quoted Sirius, “So sexy it burns” 
  • Harry gave Professor McGonagall a McGonagone t-shirt Lily had printed out and he received a detention for a week 
  • She likes wearing it on PTAs with doting parents 
  • Also during Quidditch matches
  • Whenever the Marauders are around
  • She just really likes wearing it 
  • James once attempted to replace Harry in class
  • It did not work out 
  • “Must be because I’m HARRY-er than you! Geddit, geddit?” 
  • “YES DAD I GET IT” 
  • Burning pancakes 
  • Burning cakes
  • Generally burning stuff because really how can you focus when James Potter is in the house (dressing up as the tooth fairy if he has to really) 
  • Sirius and Lily FIGHTING OVER WHO LOVES JAMES MORE 
  • “I LOVE JAMES MORE I KNOW HIM LONGER” 
  • “SCREW YOU I MARRIED HIM” 
  • “I WOULD HAVE TOO IF HE ASKED ME” 
  • This literally goes on and it’s to the point where everyone in Hogwarts knows bc really “GO JAMES I MEAN HARRY WHOOPS I TOTALLY MISTAKED YOU FOR THE HUSBAND I LOVE SO DEARLY” 
  • “GOOOO HARRY JAMES POTTER, WHOSE NAMESAKE IS MY MOST BELOVED BEST FRIEND AND THE PERSON I LOVE MORE THAN LILY LOVES”
  • James literally loving every single moment of it 
  • Harry almost got hit by a bludgerbc of their shouting 
  • Remus is just done and sits next to McGonagall 
  • McGonagall whispering, “He was my student. I love him most.” 
  • REMUS IS NOT OK 
  • McGonagall is laughing 
  • And really it’s just a life filled with bickering and burning and a lot of arguments, but it’s a life that’s happy and complete with the people they love and really what else could they have asked for

So, guys, these are my Jily Lives AUs, and they’re absolutely just a portion of however I imagined life would turn out with them breathing and living. 

I will no doubt do this again, with better and much more serious headcanons, but I hope you like them, regardless! 

Thank you, I accept requests! :) 

I’m sorry that I haven’t updated in so long!

Band of Brothers Homecoming AU

-homecoming week is here!
- this means lots of pranks, so of course the terrible trio of malarkey, muck and penkala are wreaking havoc
- they filled vice principal sobel’s office with cups of water and put his stapler in jell-o
- they got detention but claim it was totally worth it
- Winters and Nixon are those seniors who’ve been dating since week one freshman year and never once had a fight
- nix asked dick to prom by having the marching band spell out the question on the field while playing “can’t take my eyes off of you” and it was pretty iconic. they say dick cried
- perconte is in the band and he plays a mean trumpet solo
- you can always tell where he is during shows because he’s the smallest guy on the field with the most energy
- Lipton plays the tuba and he’s also a drum major
- Speirs is a walking bad boy trope
- he wears a leather jacket and rides a motorcycle and they say he once went to juvi for stealing cigarettes??
- So it’s weird that he’s always at the football games, waiting for the halftime show so he can stare at Lip as he’s conducting
- And it’s all very intense and confusing until Speirs finally admits he’s been working up the courage to ask lip out since they were sophomores
- Lip promises to meet Speirs behind the bleachers after the homecoming halftime show ;)
- Webster is a Nerd™
- but he looks like a movie star and has lots of friends and punk skater boy Liebgott is so annoyed??
- Lieb always tries to get Web’s notes from class, to which he vehemently refuses
- cMON WEB WHY YOU HOLDING OUT ON ME!?“
- literally no one is surprised when they’re caught furiously making out behind a bookshelf in the library
- George Luz is the class clown
- but when he’s not being The Most™ with his countless friends, he can always be found in the theater working on the next show
- He’s president of the theater department and this year the fall musical is In the Heights
- he plays the lead, of course
- Bill Guarnere and Joe Toye are stagehands
- they both thought theater was lame until Luz dragged them into it
- (that is, Joe dragged Bill into it, because Joe may or may not have a MAJOR crush on a certain George Luz)
- but shut up about it or he’ll break ur jaw
- Eugene Roe is very quiet and just a little emo, but he’s studying sports medicine and he’s on the sidelines at every game in case someone gets hurt
- bright eyed freshman Babe Heffron brings smiles everywhere he goes
- He and Gene have been making eyes at each other for months
- but gene is shy, and the homecoming dance is fast approaching and he still hasn’t gathered the courage to ask babe out
- Gene’s best friend, Renee, is done with watching the incessant pining
- She befriends Babe and subtly drops a hint that Gene may never get over his social anxiety enough to express his feelings
- a delighted Babe walks right up to gene in the cafeteria, gets down on one knee, and asks Gene to the dance in front of all their friends
- All Gene can manage is a breathless “y-yeah, babe, i’ll go with you”
- everyone cheers and it’s super embarrassing but babe is sitting next to gene and holding his hand and the world is so colorful now??
- Game night is here and the team is READY
- Buck Compton is the star quarterback and all the ladies love him
- he’s already got a full ride to university for football
- Bull Randleman and Johnny Martin are the best defensive lineman on the team
- They’re both super intimidating, but you won’t find two people more protective of their friends
- If you mess with his freshmen, you’re gonna catch Bull’s hands
- Harry Welsh and his girlfriend, head cheerleader Kitty Grogan, win homecoming king and queen
- no one disagrees. they’re the perfect couple
- Harry spends the rest of the night grinning like a dope while he dances with Kitty
- Liebgott shows up to the dance with his sk8er squad, which consists of Hoobler, Tipper, and Shifty Powers
- Web is just a little shook
- Lieb actually put on clothing that isn’t ripped, his tux is well fitted and his hair is gelled and Webster can’t believe how GAY he is for this punk
- he can’t even be mad when he notices Liebgott is wearing vans with his tux
- Web compliments Lieb and the kid just blushes and says something like, “yeah well you’re a geek, let’s dance”
- This is nixon and winters’ fourth homecoming dance
- They spend most of their time talking with teachers, doling out advice to underclassmen and slow dancing
- that is, until it’s halfway through the night and Nix is just a little tipsy from the contents of the flask he snuck in
- the two of them clock out early because the School Dads are too old for this shit
- Lipton and Spiers, also graduating seniors, show up right when Winters and Nix are leaving
- Lipton has a fresh hickey on his neck
- Spiers looks just a little bit proud
- They slow dance and start kissing tenderly and Principal Sink tries reminding them to leave room for the holy spirit
- but only before getting a barrel of gatorade dumped on his head by the Terrible Trio
- they run away in triumph and once more Sink wonders why he ever chose to be an educator
- Chuck Grant has a band that plays almost every school dance
- They’re called “Airborne” and they’re really good
- George Luz decides to ask them a favor
- During the band’s second set, George gets onstage and announces he’s going to perform a song for “someone very special out there tonight ;)”
- he literally wrote a song called “Boy Toye”
- its an epic love ballad with iconic lines such as “you only have one leg but 12/10 would bang” and “your eyes are brown like beautiful, wet dirt”
- who could forget the refrain, “my life would be joy if you were my boy toye” ?
- it’s all so ridiculous and theatrical and so completely LUZ that joe doesn’t even think to be embarrassed
- “c'mere, asshole” joe mutters as he pulls a grinning Luz off the stage
- everyone cheers when George stands on his toes to kiss Joe on the cheek
- babe and gene are clumsy and unpracticed but they keep on dancing because they like being close together
- it’s all just pureness, blushing and smiles with those two
- Of COURSE they won the game and Buck Compton spends the whole dance triumphantly grinning at people and talking to his admirers
- Muck, Malarkey and Penkala are the last to leave because they have to clean up as punishment for their shenanigans

anonymous asked:

Sorry to spam you, but is it ok to ask extra 'who' questions for harlos? Things like, who fell in love first? Who flirted the most before they started dating? Who was oblivious to the other one flirting? Who confessed first (and were they rejected at first?) Who goes to the other person's friends for advice? If you don't mind answering?

Aww, don’t worry about. I don’t mind at all sweet Anony. Headcanons are pretty fun to do ^.^ As for your questions!

Who fell in love first?
- Harry did. He tried to fight it though cause this was one of those traitors. But Carlos being the nice guy that he is did his best to welcome Harry properly and put their past behind them. Harry was gone after that.

Who flirted the most before they started dating?
- Definitely Harry. The pirate flirts with anything that moves. So he packs it on pretty thick when Carlos is concerned.

Who was oblivious to the other one flirting?
- Carlos, he’s never been good with relationships. So he’s pretty blind when Harry actually tries to flirt with him. Carlos just kind of thinks he’s being overly friendly especially since the damn pirate flirts with everyone else (but Carlos gets special attention)

Who confessed first and were they rejected at first?
- Surprisely, Carlos confessed first. It did take Evie to finally point out that Harry was excessively flirting with him, and man, was that like a cold bucket of water being tossed on him. He thought back to all their interactions and actually blushed(much to Evie’s delight). After mulling it over, Carlos went and told Harry…Definitely wasn’t rejected. Harry couldn’t stop grinning for a week.

Who goes to the other person’s friends for advice?
- Carlos wants to make sure everything is okay with Uma and Gil and make sure they don’t mind them dating. But he also always goes to Uma when Harry’s temper gets the better of him and he needs to know how to deal with it. Harry doesn’t go to the others for advice, its more like they come to him to give him advice(and some threats). Jay and Mal like to catch him alone and threaten him with harm as they offer him advice. Evie answers any and all his questions sweetly, but he doesn’t miss the thinly veiled threats between her words.

anna-the-autistic-kinkshamer  asked:

I'm writing an R-rated Disney fanfiction that deals with Jewish versions of Alice (from Alice in Wonderland) and Merlin (from Sword in the Stone) battling against zombie neo-Nazis and other threats. How do I write battle scenes? And what should I do if a toddler character is caught in a violent situation?

Hello, darling!  That sounds like a fantastic kinda terrifying fanfiction!  When it’s finished, be sure to let me know if you publish it online – I’d love to give it a read :)

So these are two very different questions.  For the issue of the toddler, I’d prefer a little more insight into what you’re asking – do you want to know how the child would react emotionally/mentally to the situation?  How the adults should react?  I’ll also need to know what kind of violent scenario you’re entertaining, since the answer would vary in differing degrees of violence, or in the presence of comforting adults, etc.

But your first question – how to write battle scenes – is a common issue that I’ve yet to discuss here!  So I’ll give you a few personal tips, then link you to other resources :)


The Rules of Battle (Scenes)

There are two types of “battle scenes”: duels and wars.

Duel: a battle between two (or, for the sake of the example, three or four) individuals, composing its own scene.  A duel involves people in the immediate vicinity, and, typically, main or secondary characters.  (Examples: lightsaber duels in Star Wars; the battle at the cornucopia in Hunger Games.)

War: a battle between two or more groups of people, which is composed of multiple scenes – either summarized overall by the narrator or shown through duel scenes.  A war involves many people, usually including stock characters or “bodies”.  (Examples: Battle of Helms Deep in Lord of the Rings; the battle at Hogwarts in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.)

It’s important to recognize that while both types of battle scenes can stand alone, wars don’t tend to fare well in fiction.  Massive battles are riveting on a movie screen, but they’re difficult to capture on a page, without visuals – so the more you can lean on individual duels, involving characters your readers care about, the more tension you’ll be able to develop.

So I’ll lay out my… um… my ten duel commandments.

Originally posted by youforfeitallrights

Actually just five.

  1. Be quick and unspecific.  When two people fight, they’re not thinking full thoughts or planning what they’re doing.  They’re not noticing the feeling of their knuckles clacking against someone’s jaw.  They’re not admiring the shiny rose-colored blood as it trickles from their enemy’s nose.  What they’re doing is clumsy and half-instinct.  Feelings only appear in flashes – sweat gets in their eyes and blood rushes in their ears, and things take them by surprise.  If they’re thinking anything, it’s probably something along the lines of, “Oh, sh*t,” as they see their opponent’s fist heading for their face.
  2. Keep it physical.  I think everyone can agree that when you’re watching two characters face off and they keep stopping to exchange witty repartee, it’s eye-roll-worthy.  This trope needs to die.  If you want it to be realistic, have Character A start to monologue until Character B notices they’re off-guard and goes for the throat.  But please, don’t use a battle scene as a dialogue machine.  If words are kept rare, then when they are used – when Character A winds up backing Character B into a wall with nowhere to go, and A sees the fear of god in B’s eyes as they whisper, “Okay, okay, okay wait…” – they gain real weight.
  3. Mix it up a lil’ bit.  No matter how much people love your characters, they’re not gonna sit through a stereotypical, you-hit-me, I-hit-you, oh-look-at-that-we-both-hit-each-other-and-threw-each-other-off, so-we-back-up-and-stare-at-each-other-menacingly.  Seriously.  We’ve seen it all before.  Instead, interchange small blows with spats of violent throat-grabbing, kicking, hair-grabbing, shoulder-dislocating – if your characters have weapons, break them, or make your characters drop them.  Just don’t let be it predictable.
  4. Don’t forget mistakes.  Your characters will have varying levels of experience or training, and even a warrior with decades of training will make mistakes.  Opponents are unpredictable, and even their body can fail them.  If a character is newly trained, they should fall a lot.  They should drop their weapon, or scream, or try to reason with their opponent, or stumble into things because they aren’t totally connected to their surroundings.  They should scream out for help from their allies.  Mistakes are endearing and realistic, and they increase the stakes.
  5. Scare your characters.  There are no stakes if your characters feel confident in what they’re doing.  Let it hit your MC that just one miss, one bad decision, could take their life.  Let them notice the look in their opponent’s eye – that look that says they will kill your MC if they get the opportunity.  Don’t give them never-ending cockiness.  I don’t care how many years they’ve trained, what weapon they have, or what god they believe in – failure is always an option, and it threatens your character with every blow.  Don’t lose that tension.

Those are just basic thoughts, but if you have any more questions, my inbox is open!  As for resources for battle scenes:


If you need advice on general writing or fanfiction, you should maybe ask me!

Juice

With a squeaky shopping cart and a large, knitted cardigan thrown over your shoulders, you were ready to face everything on your shopping list. Grocery shopping had never been your favorite activity, at least when you’re alone it’s not, so heading into Waitrose on a Saturday morning put a slight dampening on your mood. There has always been too much temptation and too many options at supermarkets so you preferred to stay away from them.

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anonymous asked:

Our favorite Mystic bitches with a Hufflepuff s/o?

W E L P. I’m about to go bananas on this ask because I’m a freaking HP nerd (I’m Gryffindor btw) and have spent a LOT of time thinking about this shit.

((THIS IS NOT SPOILER FREE BE WARNED))

Okay before I go into answering this let me first explain which houses our mystic bitches are in so you can understand where I’m coming from. I’ll break this down by individual houses first.

┊Hufflepuff┊

Yoosung+V

  “This house values hard work, dedication, fair play, patience, and loyalty. Hufflepuff’s are known for being just and true. “Do what is nice” is their motto.”

◆Yoosung—It’s quite obvious that Yoosung is in Hufflepuff. He may have been a slacker due to depression for a short amount of time, but he was dedicated after meeting you and was the fastest to get his PhD! He joins the men of monogamy to show how loyal he is to you. And of course, he’s a sweetheart and can’t imagine a person having malicious intent, which is why he is so gullible.

◆V—We don’t get to see enough of V, but from what we know I think it’s safe to assume he would be sorted into this house. He’s incredibly loyal to his friends and the people close to him. It’s very important to him that everyone is happy. Puts others before himself, even if it means he will be hurt, because its the nice thing to do.

┊Slytherin┊

Saeyoung+Jumin

“This is the house of the cunning, prideful, resourceful, ambitious, intelligent, and determined. Slytherin’s love to be in charge and crave leadership. “Do what is necessary” is the motto of this house. Slytherin is a fairly well-rounded house, similar to the other houses. They are loyal to those that are loyal to them just as Gryffindors are and are intelligent as Ravenclaws.”

◆Saeyoung—A lot of people would probably put him in Gryffindor, but I don’t think that’s where he belongs. It’s true that he is extremely loyal, but that doesn’t mean he belongs there. He’s also extremely intelligent as we all know. He’s very resourceful and cunning as well. He can think on his feet and works well under pressure. We know he’s prideful. He is really full of himself when it comes to his work, sometimes to a fault, because he believes he’s coded so well that no one could possibly hack him. Intelligent, cunning, cocky…this boy is a Slytherin.

◆Jumin—Also extremely intelligent. Remember when he went off on Zen about marketing strategies and importing/exporting? Literally wrecked him. He’s also very cunning. What business man isn’t? And he’s cocky about it as well. He prides himself on being able to make business deals with anyone and often sweet talks his way into them. Loves to be the one in charge. Needs to be the one in charge. Incredibly loyal to his friends (V. lolol) and does whatever is necessary to make things go the way he wants them to go, regardless of what others think.

┊Gryffindor┊

Zen+Saeran

“The house of the brave, loyal, courageous, adventurous, daring and chivalrous. Those who stand up for others are typically Gryffindors. Brave-hearted is the most well-known Gryffindor characteristic, and Gryffindors are also known for having a lot of nerve.”

◆Zen—Brave. Courageous. Hmmm? Like, when he was literally the only one to be like “idgaf tell me where the hell MC is she is in danger I’m not sitting on my ass I’m gunna go save her!” Chivalrous? This guy literally calls you a princess and has every opportunity to take you up on your offer of staying over but instead forces you to go home. Because it’s the chivalrous thing to do for a lady. Adventurous and daring? Oh. Like being in a FUCKING BIKER GANGG?! Plus he is so in love with himself, like all Gryffindors who think they’re gods gift to earth lmao.

◆Saeran—Some people might be like, “whaaa-?! He should be in Slytherin!” No. NO. Okay yeah, he did some bad things. But also he was, like, drugged. And also, say it with me folks, not all Slytherins are bad people. This kid had a rough life. He could have just shrunk into a little ball and stayed, as he put it, the “weak twin” and went on with his life. Instead, he chose to stand up and fight for what he wrongfully believed was right. That’s pretty brave. Obviously he is extremely loyal. I think it’s canon that he is chivalrous, and does care about women. In a chat with Jumin he says something like “all women are the same” and if you answer that you’re sad he feels that way you get a white heart. He has a lot of nerve and, unlike a Slytherin who is usually more tactful and cunning, acts on impulse and feeling. This is why I believe he is a Gryffindor.

┊Ravenclaw┊

Jaehee

“The house is known for their wisdom, intelligence, creativity, cleverness and knowledge. Those who value brains over brawn can be found here. Ravenclaws often tend to be quite quirky as well. “Do what is wise” is the motto they strive to follow.”

◆Jaehee—What a shocker. Baehee is a Ravenclaw. Wisdom and cleverness, that’s our girl. Who is always the voice of reason in the chat? The one giving sage mom advice? Yup. She’s also extremely intelligent and creative. Who else could pull together all of the random ass projects Jumin would throw at them. And we know our girl is quirky. She’s an active member of a fanclub and collects DVDs and posters of a guy in black leather like come on.


Alrighty, so I’m taking it that this ask is like an AU where they’re all in school at Hogwarts? Sorry if that’s not what you meant…Also I think this turned more into what they would be like in Hogwarts I’m so sorry lol

Yoosung

  • Being a Hufflepuff himself, he loves that you both belong to the same house!
  • You two are sickeningly cute
  • Like
  • Feeding each other in the banquet hall cute
  • Fav thing is walking around the grounds just holding your hand so he can show you off to everyone
  • Loves your heart
  • Fav subject is herbology
  • Can you imagine Yoosung out in the garden planting omg so cute
  • When you’re sick he always has herbs to treat you and make you better
  • Really good at Wizards chess!
  • Though he has never beaten Saeyoung
  • His companion is a snowy owl named Marshmallow

Jumin

  • You’re one of the only people who laugh at his sarcasm
  • And he admires your loyalty as well as your kind heart
  • Not many people in his life have been as pure in intention as you are
  • Super protective over you
  • Favorite subject is Arithmancy
  • also
  • Jumin buys that gold cauldron !!!!
  • And all of your supplies every year
  • Has house elves sorry Hermione
  • Elizabeth 3rd is his companion at Hogwarts
  • Will go to Quidditch games with you but really doesn’t care for them much

Zen

  • Plays Quidditch
  • He saw you watching them practice and that’s when he first approached you
  • Very handsy with you on school grounds omg
  • And he’s very popular
  • You guys are the ‘it’ couple
  • Some girls are super jealous and spread rumors that you used a love potion on him
  • But you both know your love is pure and beautiful so you ignore it
  • He says he plays matches better when he sees you in the stands so you always make a point to cheer super loud for him!
  • Fav subject is obviously flying
  • He’s so naturally good its crazy
  • But he has trouble in classes and you’re his #1 study buddy
  • Also had an owl companion.
  • A screech owl named Zeke

Jaehee

  • You’re her rock in school
  • She’s incredibly smart of course but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t get stressed out!
  • You’re always warm and kind to her
  • You calm her down
  • Fav subject is History of Magic
  • Obsessed with Quidditch
  • You both get decked out in your colors to go watch together
  • Hates the staircases so much omg
  • Has yelled at paintings before
  • Always in the library
  • She ends up helping you study a lot
  • Has a northern spotted owl named Elwood

Saeyoung

  • Has blown up a lot of cauldrons
  • Just for the fun of it tbh
  • Because he’s super smart and knows how to do it
  • “Hm, wonder what happens if I add..THIS” //BOOOM
    • “Get out of my class this instant, Saeyoung.”
  • Fav subject is Potions and Astronomy he can’t decide
  • Met you in charms class
    • “Wanna hold my elder wand?”
    • “…You’re an idiot.”
  • You’re so innocent and pure he loves it
  • Is constantly trying to make you blush
  • Carries Bertie’s Beans with him wherever he goes
  • Constantly pranking Yoosung into eating the gross flavors
    • “Yoosung it’s popcorn this time, I swear!”
    • It’s not.
  • Super good at Wizards Chess
  • Steals herbs from Yoosung so he can secretly experiment with potions he’s creating
  • Has a black cat named Felix as his companion

V

  • Guilty of hanging out in the Hufflepuff common room with you all night
  •  You guys stay up waaaay too late talking
  • And laughing
  • You’re a lighthearted and kind soul like him so you both get along so well
  • The quiet and mature couple in school that everyone looks up to
  • Fav subject is muggle studies
  • Says good morning to paintings
  • Fav thing is going to Hogsmeade with you
  • Has a long eared owl named Monet

Saeran

  • You met him on the train in first year
  • You were cute and sweet
  • And bold to just waltz into the compartment and sit by him
  • So of course he fell in love with you right away!
  • Sneaks out of his dorms at night to come see you
  • Fav subject is Transfiguration
  • Gets lost on purpose sometimes and wanders around by himself
  • Fav thing is Autumn when the leaves change and you walk around together on the grounds
  • He likes to lay in the leaves with you
  • Very quick study with charms
  • Casting spells comes super easy for him
  • His companion is a siamese cat named Toast
pining fic rec (21 fics)

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Searching For The Cure (We Found Us) by itsprobablylarry (30k)

“So you woke up as a frog,” Louis considers out loud. “What if you’re like that princess that turns into a swan during the day but is a human between sunset and sunrise?”

Harry just blinks at him, clearly unimpressed.


(Basically: Louis doesn’t quite know how to handle the fact that his best friend/roommate wakes up as a frog.)

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A Concept Pt. 2

Evan Hansen as a big brother continued:

Evan Hansen as a big brother

•Evan is done with college before she hits elementary school

•Evan and Jared live together (as date mates) in the same neighborhood.

•He also discovered that his stuttering is very infrequent when around Elaina because she is a ball of sunshine who he feels very comfortable around

•He takes off a day off work to take Elaina to and pick her up from her first day of kindergarten with Heidi and Jim.

•It’s about now that everyone starts trying to call her El and Ellie. Evan is the only person she allows to call her these things

•He listen to her talk about her first day for hours and it’s the purest thing

•Evan goes to every single award ceremony all throughout her schooling

•Elaina is a straight-A student all through her school career and in honors classes and loves learning and books and Evan is very proud of her.

•Like he found bumper stickers that say “My sister is an honor student.” He has one on his fridge and one on his car.

•These two are actual best friends. Like Jared starts to get jealous

•Elaina trusts Evan so much and tells him everything

•This starts to change when she gets into 7th grade

•Elaina becomes distant and Heidi and Evan get really worried

•Jim is like “She’s a preteen guys. It happens.”

•Heidi gets the angriest she’s ever been at him

•"I’M NOT BRUSHING THIS OFF NOT WITH MY BABY! I REFUSE TO HAVE ANOTHER CONNOR PROJECT!!“

•She breaks down and apologizes later
•Anyway, back to Evan

•While this is happening, Ev is trying to break down Elaina’s walls

•"You know you can tell me anything right. And, unless it’s dangerous, I won’t tell mom.” “Yeah.” “So what’s wrong El?”

•She tells him she’s getting picked on because she’s smart

•Evan is ready to fight

•But he can’t do that because he can’t teach her to solve all her problems by fighting

•He swallows back his tears (because someone is being mean to this precious angel like how ???) and gives her A+ advice

•"Y'know in Harry Potter when Hermione gets called a M*dblood? And she goes to Hagrid’s?“ He waits for Elaina to nod and he wipes a tear away from her cheek with the pad of his thumb

•"Alright. So don’t you think on Elaina. Don’t you think on it for one minute. Because I have never met someone more like Hermione in my entire life.”

•This makes her smile and Evan does a mental victory dance.

•"I can talk to Mom for you, if you want.“ She nods. Evan kisses her forehead and gives her a big hug. "We’re gonna get through this, kid. You’re not alone.”

•Evan tells Heidi and Jim. Heidi is ready to fight. Jim does not let her. They eventually talk to Elaina’s teachers/counselor and everything works out fine because this family deserves it

•Evan and Jared get married during Elaina’s freshman year of high school

•Evan asks her to be a groomswoman (is that a thing? It is now) and she I so freaking excited.

•Her and Evan go shopping to find a dress that will match the other groomsmen.

•Zoe and Alana will be there and there will be tears.

•Elaina gives a speech and talks about the first time she met Jared. He was over at her house when Evan was babysitting and they were on the trampoline out back.

•Elaina was about 7 at the time
•Jared was jumping on the trampoline like a child and was like “Hey babe watch me land this sick backflip.”

•Evan blushed at being called “babe” but that’s beside the point

•Jared does not land the backflip. He does, however, land on his face

•This sent Elaina into a fit of giggles that did not subside for a good ten minutes

•Everyone at the wedding ceremony is laughing as Elaina takes her seat again.

•Evan is looking at her fondly and Jared is pouting with his arms crossed.

•In her senior year of high school, Elaina gets asked to prom by both a boy and a girl. She really likes both of them, but end up going with the boy, much to Evan’s chagrin.

•"He’s a BOY Jared. He’s gonna hurt my sister. I’m gonna fight him.“ "No you won’t, Ev. You’ll snap in half like twig. I mean that in the most loving way possible of course.”

•Elaina has a very nice time with the boy, despite the fact that Evan glared at him as Heidi took pictures.

•In Elaina’s second year of college (Yale btw), Evan and Jared adopt a little girl from Africa

•Elaina loves her with all her heart and babysits her during the summer

•In summary, Evan and Elaina are best friends and love each with all their hearts. They go to brunch just the two of them at least once a month even though Evan is busy with his four adopted children + Jared and Elaina is swamp with two children of her own and her husband and her fancy lawyer job. These brunches frequently turn into all day visits and normally end at Evan’s house where they drink way too much wine after Evan helps Jared put the kids to sleep


There’s Part 2! I hope you guys like it. I gave myself so many feels