i love his wife!

anonymous asked:

Heyy,, uh purring anon here ,, what if Katie was like, a human toaster? Or like she's always rlly warm ?? Idk I just ?? ? (I'm sorry if I'm bothering u tho ":0)

Ur not bothering! Tho I think thats canon bc of the thing she says to aphmau on a snow day ep :0
Katelyn: are u cold
Aph: my fingers are a little cold wbu
Katelyn: im fine, im used to cold climates since being a firefist n all
Im going by memory but its smth like this!
But I love my wife being warm ;; local bf runs to his lover bc hes cold as heck and needs that warm katie affection

I love my wife Harry Styles but what is his album gonna be about? Is he gonna pull a Lana Del Raymond and make everybody fall in love while he’s talking about how his pussy tastes like Pepsi cola? Will he wear flower crowns and show his thiddies again? Who knows.

anonymous asked:

I love how both his wife and son are more at home flying then on the ground, but Kes is like "why? the ground is nice"

not to be dramatic, but i fully believe kes to be one of those people who would kiss the ground after a flight just because he’s so thankful to be back down again. tru story. 

kes voice: there’s a reason we have legs and not wings. 

I want to thank my wife, Blake, who is sitting right there, who is everything to me. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me - second only to this star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It’s the Hollywood Walk of Fame, cut me some slack here… You make everything better, absolutely everything in my life better. You’ve given us two of the most incredible children that I could ever hope to have. You’ve made me the father of my dreams when I thought I only had fun uncle potential. So thank you. I love you.
—  Ryan Reynolds about his wife Blake Lively during his speech at Hollywood Walk of Fame Ceremony
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Peter Cushing + That sexy neck thing he always does after getting choked out

Patater Week (Feb 6) Get Together

you know how i said i wasn’t doing this

apparently i am a liar.

(all the week’s fics will go onto ao3)

They literally slam into each other at a roller rink.

It’s a You Can Play benefit thing for kids. Kent’s too busy watching to make sure he doesn’t run over one of the mini-tots that he completely misses the giant headed in his direction. And you would think, wouldn’t you, that a guy whose career involved balancing on knives on ice would take a check on skates as well as he did in an ice rink, but nope. Kent hits Alexei Mashkov head-on and sends them both into a pile on the ground.

The icing on the cake is Kent’s arm clotheslining a six-year-old on the way down.

So now he and Tater are both sitting on the side of the roller skating rink, holding matching cold packs to their faces while a small child stuffs tissues up his nose to stop the bleeding.

“I’mb gonna tell everybody at school that Kent Parsob hit by face!” the kid tells Kent happily, oblivious to his dad’s efforts to keep him from talking and thereby snorting blood everywhere.

Kent gives him a weak thumbs up. At his side, Alexei makes a noise that might actually be a giggle.

“You so cute with kids,” Alexei says.

Damn language barriers, Kent thinks. “You mean I’m good with kids. And I’m not that great. They just like me because I’m ridiculous.”

“You are very ridiculous,” Alexie agrees. “But I’m choose right word, ‘cute.’ You are cute being with kids.”

Kent thinks the head-on collision must have knocked something loose in both their heads. He twists sideways and gapes, the effect of which is probably lost due to the ice pack covering half his face. “I’m sorry. What did you just say?”

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“Ajusshi, Who Are You?”

hey americans

do not vote bernie sanders

DO NOT VOTE BERNIE SANDERS

DO NOT VOTE BERNIE SANDERS

DO NOT VOTE BERNIE SANDERS

to literally everyone that ends up voting for Bernie Sanders in this election:

I will personally find you, slap you, and tell you how much I will never forgive you for the rest of my lifetime. Your super amazing protest vote will affect the lives of me, my friends, my family, everyone. everyone. did you read that correctly? 

e v e r y o n e

I am in a constant panic that this election will end with Donald Trump winning. For a while I was calm and felt like Hillary Clinton was going to win so I could finally calm down and just wait. n o p e. just kidding. I keep seeing posts on various social media of people saying they’re gonna write him in. I keep hearing some of my friends who are 18 say they are going to write him in. do not do it. no one could love bernie more than I do (other than his wife ya know) but I accepted the fate of the universe when hillary got the nomination at the DNC and slowly put my support towards her. 

I am no super fan. I don’t support her 100%. but I support her enough to be okay with her being our next president. 

Please read the consequences of what will happen if she doesn’t win. Please realize that whatever pride you have will be destroyed through the next 4 years and your supersized ego can suck my ass for the rest of our natural lives. 

This is one of the most terrifying elections that I know of. I thought that 2012 was scary, but thats just because as a half black girl I loved seeing Obama in office, and the race was always so close. This election is close, and has no reason to be. 

Do not vote Bernie Sanders

Do not vote third party

Do not refuse to vote

the fate of our country lies in the hands of your vote on November 8th. please do not let me and the other people who are too young to vote down. do not ruin our futures because your pride and ego are too huge for you to see what the outcome will be of your decision. Please make a choice between a woman who has been involved in politics since she was in college, and a business man who has had to file for bankruptcy multiple times for his “highly successful” companies.

Do not let me and millions of other people down on November 8th

Ed Herrmann read every piece of fan mail that came in and would write back.
—  Star Herrman (Gilmore Girls Fan Fest Panel) [x]