I got the idea of long distance au barisi, who meet online and fall in love across the country from each other and when they first meet after one of them moves back to New York, the first words out of Barba's mouth are, "Oh my god why are you so tall"
Okay, but that’s actually hilarious, although I do have to feel a little bad for poor Sonny bby who’s probably been running around like a puppy dog on crack all week because he’s so excited!! to meet!! his boyfriend!! after a year!! of dating online!!
And then what does the first thing out of Rafael’s mouth end up being?
“Oh my god, why are you so tall?”
Not, “I love you”, not, “I’m so happy to finally meet you after all of this time apart”, not even a snarky, “Oh, you’re much cuter in your profile picture than in person”.
“Why are you so tall?”
And Sonny is mentally just “!!?!!!??!!!” because he didn’t??! think!!? it would matter?!
But here’s his online boyfriend of a year staring at him as if he’s suddenly grown three heads now that they’re actually in front of one another.
The only thing that Sonny can think to do is lean down close, put his lips next to Rafael’s ear, and whisper, “I mean, we’ve had video chat sex, Rafi, you had to have known that I wasn’t exactly short…”, to which Rafael turns bright red and splutters, and pulls Sonny by the end towards the exit of the airport.