i love his obliviousness

Everyone at the watch point thinks that genji is super chill cause he meditates all the time and hes found perfect inner peace. Really every time hes mad and his dragon restless hes got a bunch of magnets that he tries to stealth stick to zenyatta without him finding out. Zenyatta knows this and genji knows he knows but still lets him do it.

When hanzo asked zen why he plays along, he just tells him that despite genjis youthful rebellion he never really had much chance at a healthy childhood did he and if this helps genji achieve peace its worth it.

The next week when mccree drags homself half asleep for his morning coffee in the kitchen after a tricky mission in hanamura, no one mentions the magnet stuck to the back of the cowboys arm. Nor the small snout poking out from under his serepe.

Dianne Bentley saved receipts, helped take down her cheating governor husband.

The text copy, of course, leaves out all pics and formatting, (not to mention being unnecessarily laborious and time-wasting) but you can google a sentence or two to find the source (mic.com).

“When male politicians do shitty things, their wives are generally expected to stand quietly and supportively behind them, in press conferences and in life.

Not Dianne Bentley, though.

According to Business Insider, when she discovered that her husband, Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley, was having an affair, she set the sabotage machine in motion that ultimately brought him down.

The governor resigned Monday as evidence mounted that he had violated a number of campaign finance and state ethics laws in pursuit of an extramarital relationship with his adviser Rebekah Mason. That the Alabama House Ethics Committee amassed so much evidence in the first place is thanks in no small part to Dianne Bentley, who saves receipts.

According to the impeachment report, the Alabaman first lady first sensed something was going on between her husband and Mason in September 2013. At the time, Mason had not yet moved to Montgomery and was living in the governor’s mansion pool house. She was also, Bentley noticed, aggressively texting the governor during off hours and for non-gubernatorial business. But Bentley didn’t get concrete proof until February 2014, when she and the governor attended a National Governor’s Association in Washington, D.C. Mason came along, and Bentley saw her texting flirtatiously with the governor at the dinner table one night.

"I can’t take my eyes off of you,” the governor texted Mason, in full view of his wife, according to the report.

In spring of 2014, the governor made a few unambiguous fumbles that blew his cover. Once, he texted his wife to say, “I love you Rebekah.” He also gave her his state-issued iPad, apparently oblivious to the fact that it was synced with his state-issued iPhone and that any texts he might send from that phone would be accessible on the iPad.

Dianne Bentley watched her husband call Mason “sweetheart” and overheard the pair discussing the governor’s “Private Rebekah phone” and speak of making an escape together. Mason apparently called the governor a “handsome wonderful amazing funny sweet man,” to which he responded, “You are wonderful my sweet love.”

Bentley’s wife took screenshots of it all, which can be viewed here.

She also obtained audio evidence. In March 2014, according to the report, she turned on her phone’s recorder, dropped it into her handbag and told her husband she was taking a “long walk on the beach.” She left her purse behind, and within one minute, the governor and Mason were chatting on the phone. Their conversation eventually took a turn from business to Mason’s breasts.

Dianne Bentley filed for divorce in 2015 and handed over her evidence to the ethics committee in 2016. Taken together with accounts from staffers on both sides, who attested to threats and the misuse of state money in an effort to sustain the affair but keep it secret, it paints a very clear picture. The governor pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor charges on Monday, and will never again run for or occupy public office.

And that’s why you always save receipts.“

3

Priorities

In further dispatches from the department of “not gonna get over this movie anytime soon”, I’m still having feelings about that scene where Peter (vehemently) corrects Drax mistaking Yondu for his actual dad.

It gets to me partly because it’s such a great instance of the movie’s later developments changing the context of a scene – the first time around, it’s just a joke, and the second time around: RIGHT IN THE FEELS. But also, Peter just looks so hurt when he’s talking about how Yondu only kept him around for thieving. It’s just so obvious on the second viewing that this belief he’s had his whole life (that he never meant anything to Yondu, that he was only kept on the ship because he was useful) is really painful to him – for reasons he doesn’t seem to be entirely aware of himself. 

(I love how oblivious Peter is to his own feelings about the whole thing; it’s great. I mean, he’s loved and looked up to the guy for his whole life and HE NEVER KNEW. Consciously, anyway.)

… and it’s not entirely Yondu’s fault; I mean obviously, various aspects of the way Yondu related to him as a kid were part of it, but I also think part of it is that Peter is, in general, a touchy-feely sort of person who talks about feelings, and Yondu really IS NOT, so Peter basically just took Yondu’s comments about “only kept you around for thievin’” and “gonna eat you if you get out of line” at face value, assumed if things were different Yondu would’ve SAID something, and then totally missed all the various tells to the contrary. Whereas someone who was more inclined to pay attention to the unspoken subtext might’ve sussed it out a lot better – Rocket, say, who seems to have Yondu’s number re: Peter within just a single conversation with him while they’re being held prisoner.

anyway....

clarke is in love with bellamy and bellamy is in love with clarke. 

the end. 

anonymous asked:

Fushimi with piercings gives me life, What if fushimi has a lip piercing that he doesn't wear to work and he ends up running into s4 and Homra Mains with it in? Reactions? What if misaki didn't know but he's had it forever basically

Fushimi with a lip ring that he doesn’t wear often because it’s a bother to answer people’s questions about it. Like maybe he got it shortly before he left Homra (oh, imagine this being just another nail in the coffin, that he gets a lip piercing and only wears it when he’s home in the apartment but Yata never even notices because half the time when they’re together they’re at Homra and even when they’re home it’s just like to sleep or eat and Yata’s not really paying attention). When he joins Scepter 4 he only wears it on days when he’s off duty, like he’ll be sitting in his room playing on his computer and being asocial like usual and no one knows that he’s got his lip piercing in. Then one day he’s off and out like picking up some groceries or something and gets called back to work for an emergency, he’s in such a hurry that he doesn’t have time to take the piercing out. Munakata I imagine having questions about it because lip piercing is a fascinating new thing that he has never experienced before and he is very curious about Fushimi getting his lip pierced and how it feels and what kind of jewelry Fushimi puts on and Fushimi’s just like ‘Captain tell me you aren’t getting a lip piercing.’ Awashima simply raises an eyebrow and notes that lip piercings are probably against regulation, Fushimi shrugs and says he’ll take it out next time. The alphabet squad is all about this though, like nobody can believe that Fushimi has a lip piercing and Akiyama and Hidaka especially probably can’t stop looking at it all mission long.

Then say after the mission is over he runs into Homra, Mikoto probably wouldn’t have any reaction at all other than a shrug but I’m sure Totsuka would be interested and Kusanagi’s probably just like when did that kid get a piercing. Totsuka I imagine would be very interested in the lip piercing and thinking that he should get more piercings too and hey Fushimi why didn’t you let us ever see the lip piercing, like he’s all ready to start piercing Mikoto’s lip in the name of new hobbies. Kusanagi once he gets over the surprise of seeing it just shakes his head like huh, didn’t think you were the kinda kid to get his lip pierced but just make sure you’re taking care of it. They don’t mention the meeting to Yata and so Yata’s super surprised post-ROK when Fushimi shows up to meet him for drinks and has the piercing in. Yata would probably be a little upset that he never knew Fushimi had a pierced lip, especially once he learns that Fushimi got it done while he was still in Homra like how did I never notice. He also would probably be a little bummed because I could see Yata in the Homra days thinking it would be cool for them to get a piercing together and here Fushimi did it all by himself and never told Yata anything. It doesn’t help that the piercing is way distracting though, like Yata suddenly can’t stop staring at Fushimi’s lips and going all red in the face.

Under the influence 1/1

This is what happens when I have late night conversations with @scully-loves-ruthie and we find epic gifs that just leave us howling.  This also features the prompt ‘I think you need stitches’ from @frangipanidownunder and  ‘Are you trying to flirt? Because you’re embarrassing yourself’ from anon.  It’s just ridiculous fluff but I promised @frizzyhairedbitch85 some fluff so here it is. @today-in-fic


It’s fair to say I have seen Mulder in some fairly compromising situations during our long and chequered partnership and while occasionally his actions have left me mildly bemused as to how to proceed, the sight of my partner - a law enforcement officer no less - standing practically naked at the dessert table surrounded by an assortment of senior citizens who are staring with mouths agape as he happily washes his face with the warm brown liquid chocolate that is streaming from the fountain that is the table’s central attraction is a fucking new one on me.

But I should probably start at the beginning.

We found ourselves ensconced in this mid-size town at the edge of nowhere a few days ago, the reports of an apparition of the spectral peeping Tom variety terrorising the young female population had piqued Mulder’s interest although I’m still not completely convinced exactly which part of the case had held such appeal to him that it necessitated a flight across country before the ink had even dried on the 302. 

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anonymous asked:

32-33-35 plz w/ Simon ?! 😋

“Just kiss me already.” Simon breathed out, making you stare at him in shock.

“W-What?” You asked, not believing what he just said.

“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.” He told you, grabbing the back of your neck and kissing your soft lips, making you gasp softly.

When Simon pulled away, he noticed your shocked expression.

“Don’t just sit there, say something, anything.” Simon pleaded, grabbing your hands.

“I’m just shocked, I guess.” You broke your silence. “We’ve been friends for years, I haven’t actually thought that you wanted to be more.”

“Don’t you?” He asked. “What about the holding hands? What about all of the times when some guy broke your heart and I had to mend all of the pieces? What about the late night drives when you couldn’t sleep? I love you and you’re so oblivious about it!” Simon shouted, running his hand through his hair.

“Simon, I didn’t know.” You sighed, biting your lip.

“Of course you didn’t! You never had!” He exclaimed, standing up and walking towards the door.

“Where are you going?” You questioned, standing up as well and walking to him. “You can’t just go after this!”

“You clearly don’t feel the same. What’s the point in staying if you’re just gonna break my heart?” He mumbled sadly, walking out and slamming your door behind him.

What just happened?

Bad Dream

I got inspiration for this at 6am???


It’s been a long day at work for Erik and all he wanted was a nice and quiet evening with his husband and children.

He walks in through the front door of his house, finding it dark. He walks further into his house, finding Charles in the den, staring into space.

Erik smiles and approaches him, placing a kiss on his cheek. “I mis-“

“We need to talk,” Charles cuts him off quickly, his voice a little strained. “I don’t know how to say this, so I’m just going to say it,” he turns to look at him, blue eyes meeting gray. “Erik, I want to get a divorce.”

Erik feels time stop, he thinks he’s stopped breathing.

“I don’t love you anymore, Erik,” Charles continues, oblivious to his state. “I’m sorry.”

“No, Charles…” he croaks out before feeling his knees give out, crashing to the floor. “I love you…”.

-
Erik suddenly feels someone shaking him. “Erik, darling, get up,” he recognizes the voice, but can’t pinpoint the source. “Please, Erik. I’m worried.”

He slowly opens his eyes, seeing bright blue eyes and floppy brown hair tousled from sleep. “Charles,” he says rather weakly.

“You had another nightmare,” Charles runs a hand through his auburn hair and presses a kiss to his forehead. “Want to talk about it?”

“Do you still love me?”

Charles looks confused by the question, surprised Erik would ask something he knows the answer to. “Of course I love you. You’re the love of my life, Erik.”

Erik gives a weak smile and wraps his arms tightly around him. “I love you,” he stares at the hand on Charles’ back, looking at the silver band on his finger. He relaxes a little more and smiles, knowing it will always be there.

anonymous asked:

Honestly I live for oblivious Hux, do you have any HeadCanons?

I love oblivious Hux too! 🌸

- He’s either too caught up in his work or doesn’t think that someone could consider him attractive so he thinks that Kylo must want something because he’s being so nice to him

- Kylo thinks that Hux is playing hard to get so he tries even harder to impress him but Hux just carries on, totally not realising that Kylo is trying to get his attention

- Phasma & Mitaka even tell Hux that Master Ren seems to be getting closer to him and Hux turns around like ’???? he isn’t even close he isn’t even behind me???’

- It takes Kylo having had enough of Hux’s denial for him to confront him and demand an explanation for his ignoring his attempts at affections, but Hux has no idea what he’s talking about. It’s then that Kylo tells ‘I LOVE YOU, YOU KRIFFING GREAT IDIOT’ and Hux blushes so hard

anonymous asked:

Yuuri x Phichit

I live and breath for pining unrequited love Phichit for his oblivious best friend Yuri

Like, I know lots of people love super supportive happy Phichit for his best friend but I’m far more interested in the idea of Phichit harboring feelings for Yuuri and while he wants to be happy for him, he’s not over the times they kissed in Detroit

There’s gotta be fics about this right like?? Someone rec me something I think I need a good cry

(send me a ship and I’ll give you my brutally honest opinion about it)

Fight for me

               Betty’s world was spiralling. Not in the bad way where everything was falling apart. But not in the good way either. Her world was crumbling but she sat and watched it with a grin. Nothing was right, everything was wrong, but she was starting to enjoy being wrong.

               Jughead Jones, the love of Betty’s young life, was at a loss. Whilst trying to find himself he ended up only more lost. And who wants someone who’s lost? Betty Cooper was the answer, she was always the answer.

               Both teens met in their early childhood and hit it off almost instantly. Who knew that a moment like that, so innocent and so pure, could lead to a moment like this.

               The clustered room was dark, no light emitting from anywhere but the street lamp gleaming through the curtains from a distance. Betty almost thought maybe if the light was on, it’d give her some more metaphorical light on the situation at hand.

               Jughead sat on a worn out arm chair, rocking slightly whilst thoughts spiralled out of control in his mind. The room he was situated in right now reminded him of the darkness and cluster of his mind right now. The darkness.

               The sound of silence only made the tension on the air thicker and more prominent. There was no escaping it this time. When the door shut and they were alone, that’s when they knew they couldn’t pretend anymore. Yet they so desperately wanted to carry on.

               “This has to stop.” Betty croaked out, her voice reaching barely above a whisper. Her hand was swatting at her blue skirt, flattening it, before she sat down. Jughead visibly froze, his body stopping for only a second before resuming to his previous rocking.

               “I know.” He bluntly stated, his voice thick with disgust. Shaking his head ever so slightly, he reminded himself that he had nothing to feel bad for. This wasn’t his doing. If anything he was the victim.

               “I’m not sorry, Juggie. It isn’t my fault any of this happened.” Betty threw back with almost as much haste. She tightened her arms around her chest, adamant to close herself off as much as possible. How could she have let him in so easily? She was a fool. A fool for him.

               “Are you kidding?” Jughead spat out, flying off of his chair and onto his feet. He stood hunched over slightly, his body shaking even more with the anger coursing through his veins. Betty flinched away, scared he’d do something even though she knows he wouldn’t.

               “If you’re gonna blame anyone why not Archie? Why me? Is this just a ploy to break it off because you don’t want this anymore?” She calmly gathered her things, voice soaked with pain. She knew he wasn’t ready for commitment. The only reason they dated was because of Jason Blossoms murder mystery. All of the times she defended him and his family, why is he so sure she would hurt him? She’s not the rest of the world. Wiping a stray tear that rolled down her cheek, she opened the door.

               “I’m hurt, Elizabeth. Can’t you tell? I really fooled myself into thinking you wanted me. I really thought you were the one. But now Archie wants you back it’s just all about him.” Jughead slammed the door shut again, shrugging his beanie off of his head, revealing the tousled mess beneath.

               This time Betty didn’t flinch, she wasn’t scared, she had no reason to be. She knew he was scared right now. She didn’t want to lose him.

               “For the last time, Forsythe.” Betty smirked, walking towards the sad boy who audibly gulped at the mention of his real name. “I don’t want Archie. He kissed me, I said no.” She whispered, getting closer and closer until their chests touched and all that could be heard was the heavy breathing both harmonized.

               “I wanted you to fight for me.” Jughead leaned closer to the girl before him, all anger and upset being erased. All he could feel was Betty and that’s all he ever wanted to feel.

               “I love you.” She breathed before the distance was closed and their lips connected for the first time in weeks. There was no worry of having to act like this was believable because they both knew this was real. No more pretending everything okay, no more hiding for each other, any more angry glares or tears.

               “I love” Jughead breathed through a kiss. Pulling his head back he took a good look at the girl in his arms. Her silky blonde hair was tangled between his fingers, her eyes dark with lust but still full of raw emotion. He loved her. There was no doubt in his mind. Yet the words were so hard to say. He knows that she means all she says. She does love him. But shouldn’t a mother love her son. Or fathers love his son. Did Jughead Jones know love?

               “It’s okay, I know.” Betty sympathetically smiled up at him. His eyebrows were knitted in sheer frustration. He may not know love, but Betty Cooper is there in the sidelines cheering him on even if he doesn’t understand. He may never know love, but he knows what this is. And he knows it’s real. The fact that Betty understands him, she took the time to. No one else has done that for him, not even his own mother.

               Before Jughead could say anything more, Betty jumped on him. Her lips attacking his feverishly. He relished the feeling and her sweet taste. He missed this.

               They both collapsed onto the sofa in a messy heap, hungrily ripping off clothes that stand between them. And before they knew it, they were lying there, breathless and cloth-less. Betty was snuggled into Jughead’s side whilst he laid a protective arm over her. The make shift sofa bed wasn’t the most comfortable place, but any place with Betty was perfect. He pulled the blanket over his and Betty’s shoulders before lulling away into a deep sleep, surrounded by his favorite scent. Betty.

               The sun cracked through the closed curtains, beaming in Jughead’s face. A groggy smirk appeared on his face as he remembers last night and how perfect it was. He knew this was for forever. He just couldn’t put that into words.

               “Hey sleeping beauty.” Betty cooed from across the room, carrying in a tray of pancakes. Jughead’s eyes snapped open to notice she wasn’t beside him but clothed in front of him. Her hair was messy yet tamed and she was wearing nothing but one of his oversized t-shirts. She was beautiful.

               “Good morning Prince Charming.” He snapped back with just as much sarcasm. He was happy. He took her hand in his and kissed it softly, maintaining eye contact the entire time. A deep blush rose to her cheeks as she looked away. If only he could savor this moment forever.

               “I made your favorite.” She changed the subject shoving a plate of pancakes over to him. That’s when he knew. He found the words she’d been dying to hear.

               “Betty.” He said quickly. She nodded a confused yes, completely oblivious to his next actions. “I love you.” The room fell silent. There were no stutters, no second guessing, and no overthinking. Forsythe Pendleton Jones the Third loves Elizabeth Cooper. And that was all anyone needed to know.

               A smile wider than he’d ever seen before was plastered across Betty’s face. She tackled him into an embrace, not caring about spilling anything or knocking anything over. They were in love, and that’s all she’d ever wanted.

Beer Pong Part 2

Pairing: John Laurens x reader

Request: @harrypotterpostblogger asked if there was gonna part 2!

Words: 716

Warnings: none

A/N: (who can spot the small in the heights quote?)

Part One

You kept replaying your last conversation with John. You thought of the forced smiles and stiff movements. You thought of the loving looks shared by the couple, and the lingering touches. You groaned, picking up your phone to call Alex.

“Hey, what’s up?” His voice asked through the receiver.

“Why didn’t you tell me John had a girlfriend?” You demanded, your voice slightly cracking.

“Well, I was going to, but he said he could do it. You’re jealous aren’t you?” You could hear the smirk in Alex’s voice.

“Shut up.”

“Well, I’ll be at your dorm in like 5 minutes.” You sighed in relief, knowing he’d bring popcorn.

“Thanks.”

Knock. Knock. Knock.

You raced to the door, greeting your friend.

“Sleepless as always. Seriously, your bags are dark as hell.” You commented, letting Alex inside, smiling slightly at the bag of uncooked popcorn kernels in his hand.

“Hey, it’s not my fault I have like 10 electives.” He defended, walking to the microwave to cook the popcorn.

“It is literally all your fault for choosing 10 electives you idiot!” You laughed, following him.

“Yeah yeah.” He waved you off, putting in the time for the microwave. It started; a faint noise rang out that indicated it was working.

“He never expressed any interest in anyone when I knew him, so why is he suddenly in love?” You wondered aloud.

“Well, there has been a girl he’s had his eyes on for a while.” Alex laughed at your sudden interest and surprise. “But I think she’s extremely oblivious to his love.”

“W-Wait who?” You questioned, frustrated.

“You, idiot! He went up to me last month raving about the ‘cute girl’ he ran into in the hallway!” Alex was smiling, but your expression hadn’t changed from surprise.

“Wh- But, he’s dating-”

“Probably trying to get over you.” Alex pulled the popcorn from the microwave, walking beside you to the couch.

“Damn.” You breathed. “I’m just too late.”

“I’m sure you could still go over to his house and tell him.” Alex mentioned, causing a grin to break out on your face.

“You think?” He nodded, and without another word you ran out of your dorm. You navigated through the halls, and finally found yourself in front of John’s door. You knocked, waiting impatiently for the door to open. When it did, you realized how stupid this idea was.

“Oh, hey Y/N. What’re doing here?” John smiled, and you could see Annabeth in the background. She was watching you with an odd look, which made you uncomfortable.

“Can we talk?” You managed to say, as he gave you a confused expression. He closed the door behind him, leaving the two of you alone in the hallway.

“You alright?” You nodded, swallowing hard.

“I just… Well Alex kinda told me-” You were cut off by John groaning.

“He told you about my crush on you, didn’t he?” He sounded annoyed, making you regret talking to him.

“Um… Yeah, and I just wanted to-” You paused, not meeting his eye. “I like you too, but now you’re dating Annabeth and so you probably don’t like me anymore and that’s ok I just needed to tell you ok bye.” You said in one breath, quickly turning to leave before he processed the sentence.

“Wait, Y/N!” He grabbed your wrist, launching you backwards. He caught you before you stumbled onto the ground, and gave you a sheepish smile. “Sorry. I- uh- I know I have a girlfriend. But, I don’t know, I still really like you. Plus, Annabeth’s kind of a bitch.” He laughed.

“You still like me?” Was all you could say. He nodded, pulling you into a hug. You immediately melted into it. “What are you going to do about her, though?” Your voice was muffled from the hug.

“I could just break up with her and start dating you instead.” Your cheeks heated up, and suddenly you were stuttering. John laughed, breaking away from the hug and giving you a quick kiss before returning to his dorm. You smiled to yourself, and ran off to tell Alex the news.

anonymous asked:

What if Keith is Haggar's son instead of Thace's?

Oooooo, Anon, that is a very clever idea. 

That would make the Keith is a Galra Druid Theory so much easier

-As I’ve mentioned before, Keith being a druid Galra would cover his ability to change his appearance between Galra and human, so him being the descendant of Haggar would further solidify his ability to do it. It is quite literally in his DNA.

-I also really like the idea that Keith’s Galra side is his mother?

-Okay but Imagine (Warning I’m going pretty angsty!): 

-Keith was the accidental child of Haggar, she had had no intention in children so when Keith came along she had every intention of giving him away. Except Zarkon wouldn’t allow it. 

-Zarkon saw Keith as having every potential Haggar did so the last thing he wanted was for him to be breed and raised against the Galra Empire. 

-At first Haggar does the absolute bare minimum of requirement, leaving Keith to be watched by some other Galrans so she can focus her efforts on continuing to serve Zarkon and the empire. 

-But as the months go by, Haggar starts to keep a closer eye, not from love, but because she had somewhat realized some truth in what Zarkon had said about his potential.

-One night, when Haggar happened to be passing his room late at night when she was returning from work she noticed Keith was awake, but not crying like normal babies..

-When she goes in she sees Keith’s eyes glow just slightly brighter and a light explodes next to his crib from his uncontrolled emotions. 

-And Haggar’s suspicions are confirmed, and after that night Haggar starts to pay more attention, subtly slipping small things before Keith slowly not only gaining attachment, but beginning to think that she can raise Keith to be just as powerful as her one day, another piece for Zarkon’s empire.

-However, when an attack happens on the main ship Haggar runs to Keith instead of Zarkon’s side which results in devastating damage on the ship, and Zarkon is furious because she wasn’t there. 

-At this point Haggar realizes that Keith will only be a distraction and decides that Keith cannot stay, and therefore slips away to send Keith to Earth where she knows he wont be able to ever hone his skills and become a threat

-Therefore, Keith finds himself raised on Earth completely oblivious to his heritage. 

Oh man, I love this idea. I love love love this idea!

  • Ryo: [ casually changes clothes in front of Yukina]
  • Yukina: WOW RYO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
  • Ryo: Um, changing? We are going to another gore movies marathon? Hurry up
  • Yukina: I meant why are you taking off your clothes here?!
  • Ryo: Because you’re gay so I don’t care
  • Yukina: Kisa-san is the first guy I ever liked, don’t suddenly assume that, I could be bi!
  • Ryo: You have an army of horny girls after you willing to do anything for you, and instead of having lots of sex with them, you sell them Shojo manga. Shojo manga you also read and cry over. Then you fall for your male stalker.
  • Yukina:
  • Ryo: [ Casually] Is this bra making my boobs look bigger?

you have been in love with your best friend for three years when he proposes to someone that is not you.

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Boyfriend Taehyung

Yoongi // Hoseok // Jimin // Jungkook // Taehyung  // Namjoon // Seokjin 

Dating Taehyung would include:

◍ Forehead kisses/nose kisses/neck kisses

◍ A lot of lip biting 

◍ FORTS 

“Babe I’m bored.”

Do you wanna make out?”

“Hell yeAH.”

◍  making out when you both have nothing to do

◍ making out when you both have stuff to do but would rather kiss each other ferociously than face your responsibilities

“Y/N I FOUND A CAT.”

“TAE YOU CAN’T JUST BRING A CAT HOME WHAT IF IT HAS AN OWNER.”

“But I already named him.”

“Jfc, what is it.”

“Dog.”

“….”

“GET IT BECaUSE ITS A CAT HAHAHDGHAA.”

“PUT IT BACK.” 

◍ zoo dates/dessert run dates/park dates

◍ silly snapchats some of which would be somewhat nsfw and make you 

◍ back hugs where Taehyung’s chin resting on your shoulder and the comforting scent of his cologne in your nose 

◍ him offering to give you a piggy back ride 24/7

◍ anime marathons

◍ texts like this:

    ◍ Tae: gOoD mOrNinG tUrD nUgGeT

    ◍ You: it’s 5 in the morning tae wtf are you doing

    ◍ Tae: staring at your front door, waiting for you to let me in because I can’t          sleep in my own bed duh what did you think I was doing

◍ RECTANGLE SMILES WHEN HE GETS ALL BLUSHY AND BASHFUL BECAUSE HE STILL GETS GIDDY WHEN YOU TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM 

◍ The two of you have ugly selfie wars that always begin when one of you get the “_______ took a screenshot!” notification.

“babe…baBe…BAbe…BABE.”

“WHAT KIM TAEHYUNG WHAT.” 

“I love you.”

◍ Despite his cheery and sometimes oblivious demeanor, Tae would have the tenancy to get jealous, not very easily, but it would happen. And when it did, he would be sure to rush you home and show you all the frustrations he’s been harboring. (in them pants amirite)

◍ Slow and sensual sex with Taehyung would be rare, something reserved for special events or times. During these, however, he would be mindful of your pleasure and making sure he puts it before his own. A slew of loving words and confessions would tumble from his lips; his eyes darting across your features, memorizing each twitch of your jaw, each crease between your eyebrows, and each moan that emitted from your throat. 

◍ Typical sex with Taehyung on the other hand would be wild and kinky. We all know this innocent boy in disguise probably quite a few kinks up his sleeve. Have you seen his habit of not keeping his dammed tongue in his mouth, I MEAN NEED I SAY MORE. He would get off on the feeling of you trembling under the pressure of his tongue, indulging in how each lick caused you to writhe and beg for him. He’d actively torture you with a teasingly slow pace until he was satisfied with your pleas enough to completely immerse himself into the act of ravaging and glorifying your body in the form of sharp, fast thrusts.

◍ Taehyung and his fetishes, including: mouth/oral asphyxiation, breath play, blindfolds, bondage, being a dom, being a sub, and over stimulation

◍ “If I eat a bug will you buy me food.”

◍ Essentially a relationship with Taehyung would be fun and weird all at once. At times it may be hard to keep up with this bundle of energy but through it all the two of you would make it through every rough patch and prevailing against all the odds. Because an unstoppable couple, such as you two, is one that always stands the test of time.


fiNALLY lmao these get longer and longer the more I do them I may have to do some part two’s to some of them

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