i love his cute high voice

treelinesandpoppyfields  asked:

You are literally the cutest person. I was going through your blog and reading your replies and I identify with a lot of what you were saying (depression, it making you want to spread positivity, your response about the person thinking you're sucking up and being taken advantage of, even a high pitched voice, lol). I'm just saying you're super cute and reading your responses made me really happy. Have a nice day.

+ nonny: hi!!! i really adore your edits and your typing style and you just seem like a really really kind person . have a great day!! <3

!!!! :+((( you guys!! like seriously okay i honestly don’t deserve this love :+( !! there are other people who do deserve it more aasjdhf but thank you for taking the time out of your day + everyone who msgs me on a daily basis w/ positivity in my inbox :+( you guys are my little family & i love you guys sm askjdhf here’s me hugging everyone + crying yeup ok ily please stay safe kids + stay hydrated 

📢LISTEN 📢 UP📢 ARMYS📢 HERE ARE 23 UNDERRATED  RAP MONSTER TRACKS THAT YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY CHECK OUT

*there are way more namjoon tracks but this list was getting too long* *just peep his mixtape and soundcloud*

1. Rap Monster by Rap Monster

This is Namjoon’s take on “look at me now” by Chris Brown and a.k.a the first ever song to be represented by Bangtan Sonyeondan as it was the first ever track on BTS’s official soundcloud.

This is an introduction to Rap Monster as an artist and a lit track. This shit was a bop!


2. Too much by Rap Monster

This song is extremely meaningful and Namjoon’s voice sounds breathtaking. This was Namjoon’s reflection of the B-free incident. He mentions how he shouldn’t take B-free’s hate to his heart and not to over think criticism. In the beginning he sounds really hurt but omg towards the end he is going hard, and it gives me old school rap vibes.

3. Unpack your bags by Rap Monster

This song is a huge middle finger to the underground rap community who looks down on idol rappers. This was a collab with the show 4 things where he mentions how hard it was him to pursue hip hop. He mentioned 4 struggles he faced in the industry. Check out the episode, the show also shows how he interacts with his producers and Bang PDnim and this was where the really famous “ Solo, or Bangtan” moment was born. We really got to know Namjoon as an artist personally and his teenage days.This is complimented with a really cute music video.

4. P.D.D (Please Don’t Die) by Rap Monster

This is a track where he collabed with Warren G  prior to his mixtape in L.A and this gives me chills because of that prominent West Coast feel. Check out the MV and the naver behind the scenes.

5. Something by Rap Monster (a.k.a my all time favourite song I don’t know why tbh)

HOLY SHIT THIS SONG TAKES ME WAY BACK! I feel as if nowadays the producers really autotune Namjoon’s singing voice and make it really shaky but hear you can prominently really hear his singing skills and It is such a sexy love song. It really gives your romantic feels and reflects on a sad teenage love story.

6. Where u At by Rap Monster


THIS IS SUCH A MEANINGFUL SONG. 

Here we have high school Namjoon talking about how school has gotten the best of him. In a culture where education and status are everything, he talks about letting his parents down and confessing to his relatives about his future in Hip-Hop. Its an extremely relatable track where you think about where you want to head in the future.

7. Favourite Girl by Rap Monster

This is such a cute fuckboy song omg Namjoon’s voice is so cute in this. Young love amirite.

But I have a secret meme with this song. In 6th grade I accidentally blasted this and my teacher started singing along to it since the chorus is in english and ever since my friends have been taunting me with this song.

8. Monterlude by Rap Monster

The instrumental to this was included in the Skool Luv Affair album. This is in english and this is such a cute love song. Namjoon would spoil his girlfriend omg.

9. Promethus by Yankie feat Rap Monster

Namjoon teamed up with some popular K-rappers and his verse in this made my pussy drop BUT EVERYONE IN THIS SONG DID SO AMAZING THIS IS SUCH A TURNT SONG I WAS JAMMING TOO HARD

This song is based off of the seven sins and Namjoon plays lust..ofc.

He uses some sick korean wordplay.


10. Bucku Bucku by MFBTY feat Rap Monster

MFBTY are already korean hip hop legends and the fact that such “old” and wise rappers decided to have Namjoon feature is an honor. 

He also had a little role in another one of their mvs here

11.   PRIMARY (프라이머리) - U (Feat. Kwon Jin Ah 권진아, Rap Monster 랩

This song is really relaxing and I love Primary’s beats and Kwon Jin Ah’s soothing voice, But Namjoon’s soothing rap was so sexy. It was just so hot omg.

12. Awakening by Rap Monster from his mixtape

This song was from his mixtape which you absolutely need to check out and I suggest you see his other music videos such as the legendary Do You  and Joke.

This song was extremely powerful and eye opening. Just ready the lyrics and you will know why.

“In  the moment of my failure
will someone hold my hand?
in the moment when I come down from the stage
will that person be next to me?
just tell me that I can survive
in this cold world, just feel my vibe
every night inside me I quietly fight with myself
my heart pounds, my colleagues stab me in the back
while saying that I became a moron after joining a company
yeah fuck you I’m an idol, yeah yeah I’m an idol
at one time I hated it but now I love to get that title”

13. I believe by Rap Monster

Extremely uplifting and it brings you a huge amount of self-confidence, its a self-loving song and its a self reminder to always believe in yourself no matter how much you fall. Also has a little appearance from Jimin.

14. God Rap By Rap Monster

This song talks about Namjoon being an athiest but also has a message for believers. It talks about controlling your own life and to be your own idol. It says how you have the power of god in you and how you are extraordinary.

15. Throw Away by Rap Monster

HOLY CRAP THIS SONG IS EXTREMELY LIT
THIS IS SUCH A BOP
OMG THIS ALWAYS HAS ME JUMPING 
CHECK OUT THE LIVE TOO

“got an automatic dick”

16. Rush by Rap Monster feat Krizz Kaliko also from his mixtape

Funny story this is how they got together and created this lit korean meets american rap track.

Namjoon goes really hard in this, check it out!

17. Drifting by Rap Monster also from his Mixtape

This song has a theme that goes with “Reflection” and “Always”, He says how his thoughts are drifting and how feels lost (almost like the track lost in wings). Its put you in a trance where you, yourself starts to think about where you are in life and what purpose you have. 

18. Life by Rap Monster from his mixtape

This song got me tripping because Namjoon is a lyrical genius. The amount of questions this song got me saying is insane. Just read.

“ the little me inside myself was always lonely
why is there no opposite word of loneliness?
could it be because people, until they die, have no moments of not being lonely?
it’s necessary to seek a moment to be alone
yeah that’s a life
we live inside danger
through the reward that makes us able to see this beautiful world “


were we born to die, were we born to live
are we living to die, or are we dying to live
the nametag with my name on it, is that my life?
or is it death

who knows…

life, fall in love
life receives injuries from us and
is lonely because of the wind and
we wanna be right
but always wrong
were we born to be wrong?
is life something like that?
(in the end, for our whole lives we don’t know what tomorrow will be)”

19. Monster by Rap Monster from his mixtape

“R TO THE M IMMA MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER”


20. Joke. (you should probably know this)

I really did’nt want to include this because his 2 most famous tracks are Do you and Joke and I wanted to keep this list to the underrated but tbvh I was really surprised when I figured out that people don’t know this track.

HONESTLY IF YOU TELL ME NAMJOON DOESNT HAVE RAP FLOW OR CANT RAP FAST WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO>

In this track he said how he is mocking rappers who only have good flow but no sense of meaningful lyrics. 

The lyrics in this song make no sense but the rap flow is too damn good. WHEN WATCHING THIS YOU WILL BE LIKE HONEY PLEASE BREATHE. HE RAPS SO FAST.

PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS MASTERPIECE> HE GOES SO HARD HE TRUELY IS A MONSTER

21. DO YOU BY RAP MONSTER ( (you should also probably know this)

In this track he talks about how at a young age society tells us what to be, how to look, what to wear, how to behave. He says fuck whatever they say and just do you.

Originally posted by jjungkook

22. Fantastic by Rap Monster (from fantastic four)

I heard that fantastic four was shit but Namjoon got a chance to do a song for a movie which is a big deal for bangtan so WHOO


23. Illest Bitch

A really cute confession from Namjoon going through Puberty

Originally posted by ksjknj

me currently thinking about peter parker and his homemade suit that he’s so proud of: 💖💓💗💝💘💜💖💙💛💜💗💓❤️💚💝🌸🌈❣️💛💖💜💚✨🌟💞❣️💚❤️💛💙✨💜💘🌈💙❤️💘💚✨💛❤️💜💗💖💝💘💓❤️💚💝🌈💙💞❣️

jimin should be considered as oxymoron since his features are both angelic and erotic; plump lips are cute but full of desire, round face with baby fat is cute but his jawline is very masculine, he is small but his body is toned, his voice is high pitched but can be very captivating when he speaks busan dialect; he is love and the lust, he is the man that poets have been writing for centuries - a living sculpture, a perfection

— buzz | 3.0—final (m)

pairing— min yoongi x reader
genre/warnings— smut, non-penetrative sex toy (the vibrator’s back, bitches), and some fluff chucked in for good measure
words— 6,529

:: summary you’ve been dating your best friend-turned-boyfriend for a few months now. What happens when he can’t nap because of a — as he so lovingly put it, raging boner…?

» 1.0 :: 2.0 :: 3.0  ✓  

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babysitting with 13rw jocks

warning: none

a/n: this was a super quick and cute,enjoy! 💟

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anonymous asked:

thoughts on phanthony collab? i thought it was so good and they worked well together. i'll admit i was kind of nervous because phil's chemistry can be hit or miss with people but this was so nice and calm i loved it

yessss omg these american youtubers are the only ppl who apparently truly understand fan service and keep giving the people what we actually want!!!!!!! this vid was just 10 mins of phil being soft and fawning over a cute dog and also a cute boy :( i love it so much. their sense of humor actually rly did blend so well, and anthony was so receptive to phil being his quirky self and phil was so calm and gentle and not over-performing!!! plus like just the aesthetics alone are top-notch, the way anthony colors his videos is gorgeous, and they’re both beautiful humans, and phil in that jacket is nearly painfully lovely hahaha. i just wrote out thoughts on my fav moments while watching so i’ll paste those: 

  • lmao @ anthony smooching the drawing of phil right on the mouth. why is he so flirtatious with both dan and phil it’s genuinely so funny 
  • phil sounds .. so good …. over the phone
  • ‘phil, i was trying out a new nickname for you. phil .. me up’ damn anthony is relentless, i need to take notes
  • that firm hug when phil first arrives, wow what a man
  • at 3:48 when they’re figuring out how they’re going to make the sweater and phil just starts barking and tickles anthony’s neck .. i love that he is just so phil and doesn’t rly try to filter that, like he is so unique and somehow mixes that in w being touchy and cute whenever he’s around people and it’s so fun to watch how other ppl react to it tbh. i love that anthony just rolls with it and giggles and plays along. this + all the flirting is why the chemistry is There people
  • i love that the first things phil thinks of for how to make the sweater special are glitter and sparkles
  • phil can’t whistle. did we know that? i don’t think i knew that
  • phil’s shaky hands :( he’s always had shaky hands when he’s slightly under pressure and you can see it in videos sometimes and i think it was so cute that he kind of pointed it out himself here and then just laughed and brushed it off :((( i love him 
  • 4:26 instantly iconic moment of phil almost calling anthony ‘dan’ but cutting himself off at the last moment hahahaha tragic
  • ‘pet me anthony’ ok i can’t fault my mans for availing himself of this opportunity to just go all out and flirt w a pretty boy in his distinctly phil style
  • anthony joins the legions of men before him who have touched phil’s skin and instantly commented on how soft it is. phil immediately offers up that he moisturizes in the same proud tone as always and i am more in love than ever before and more bitter too bc when will phil do an actual comprehensive run-down of his skincare routine
  • ‘let me phil you in’ … apparently he crossed a line with that one anthony looks disgusted ahahaha .. same tbh
  • 5:53 phil listening to anthony talk with his hands pressed to his cheeks is maybe cuter than anything in this video 
  • phil refusing to even write the word bitch and anthony nearly crying with laughter bc of it is a Big Mood
  • phil adding a doodle of some lips to the ‘chic bitch’ is an even bigger mood he’s so fucking funny and good omg
  • phil saying ‘helloooo’ to the pup :(((( end me :( 
  • the cute high pitched voice he uses when he says ‘we made you a little sweater’!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck!!!!!!!!!! little sweater!!!!!!!!!! there are tears in my eyes!!!!!!!!
  • phil’s assessment: roux hates the sweater bc it has foul language and no glitter, and it’s made out of something anthony’s crotch has pressed against djfksdfjskdfj his  mind is a marvel. this video is a marvel

i loved everything so much it was so soft and good :( feelin nothing but grateful to anthony for including dnp in such nice lil videos :((( truly a talent i owe him my life now

Is anyone else absolutely in love with the oversized, stretched-out collar, grey sweater look when Ned finds out Peter is THE Spider-Man from youtube? I mean Tom looks so good in that sweater. It kills me each time I see it.  And, actually, that entire scene I love because his voice gets all high-pitched and he goes into teenager freak out mode if Aunt May were to find out and then Ned just always manages to make me laugh. Jacob does wonderfully.  

That entire scene is just so pure and precious and perfect. Must protect Peter and Ned at all costs. 

That one blushing Virgil, Analogical hc

(I wasn’t kidding about this being ridiculously long, and I don’t think I’d be able to refine it into a fic that I like because I always hate my writing but here’s my ramblings)

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King Dice Singing

A DevilDice, DiceCup, Normal fic all smashed up together!

Song used: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mq4UT4VnbE

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It’s a slow afternoon around the casino. Customers come around night so there wasn’t really anyone hanging out at the casino, so usually around this time the employees had free time to play a couple games themselves.

“Black Jack!” Cuphead exclaims.

“Way to go bro!” his brother Mugman cheers.

“Again? Really?!” King Dice slams his cards down. That was the 21st time in a row and that can’t just be pure luck.

“I swear if I hear you made a deal with another demon…” the Devil growls.

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confidence. I honestly forget baekhyun struggles with his own confidence, because we so often see him up there on stage; doing what he loves the most. I’m reminded whenever he makes himself seem small or when he talks in a whisper like voice. I was reminded today, because even though he belted out those high notes and was being his cute self, he also didn’t show his face or wanted anyone to re-upload. and it truly baffle me that this boy, who’s part of korea’s most successful boy group. this boy who’s the most popular member of this group. - sometimes struggles with being insecure. but I also understand that this is exactly why he sometimes feel like that too. so I ask you guys to always and I mean ALWAYS, leave encouraging comments on baekhyuns sns. he does so much for us and I just wants him to be happy.

SHINee Reaction - You Have an Under Boob Tattoo

This is kinda late! I hope you like it!

~ Brooklyn

Onew:

He’d be shocked. Honestly seeing at first he’d be really surprised to see it. He’d then get a little worried. He’d ask if it hurt and if the tattoo artist did anything you didn’t want him to:

“Did it hurt?”

“A little yeah, does it bother you?”

“No, not at all”

After his little worrying moment, he’d love it. He’d think it’s cute and it suits you well. He especially loved the design you had chosen for your tattoo.

Originally posted by jonghyuns-flat-ass

Jonghyun:

He would high key love it. He would be totally open about it too. At first when he saw it he’d be shocked and just stare at it. He’d voice his surprise too:

“What’s this? I haven’t seen this before.”

He’d trace the design you have with his fingers. He’d play with it and pay extra attention to it 24/7 during sex. Honestly, it would drive him crazy that his girlfriend has a tattoo in such a scandalous place that he’ll only see.

Originally posted by jjongieness

Key:

He’d be a little surprised but he’d instantly love it. He’d also get a little flustered, embarrassed about how much he likes it. He’d steal glances at it every now and then during sex and stuff. He’d think it’s really bad ass though. Like boobs are sensitive in general and he knows this:

“That really must’ve hurt,”

“It is a tattoo Kibum, they tend to hurt when you get them”

“Yeah but it’s under your boob”

When I say he’d get flustered, I mean like blushing like crazy, a silly smile while looking at it, kissing it very tenderly and just stuttering as he sees it. To make it short, he’d love it.

Originally posted by ashawol

Minho:

He’d be really shy about it. Whenever the other members mention anything that has to do with your boobs or sex or anything his mind would go right to the tattoo, and then the events that unfolded that night. When you first showed him he got really shy. His gaze would continuously switch from the tattoo to something else in the room.

“Do you not like it?”

“No, I do,”

“Then what’s wrong?”

“Nothing,”

He’d honestly love it, but couldn’t his words out properly because he’s just really flustered. You’d find this out later because he’d constantly kiss it.

Originally posted by sataeminism

Taemin:

He’d low-key love it. And by love I mean like adore it. He’d constantly pay attention to it during the unholy act killing, lmao no I mean sex. Even when you don’t do it he’s paying attention to it. When you’re chilling on the couch with him, no bra just a shirt, he’ll draw the same pattern/drawing you have right over the shirt.

*is drawing the pattern right where your tattoo is* “Tae, stop that tickles”

*he stops for a minute*

*does it again*

“Lee Taemin,”

“I’m sorry jagi, I just can help it,”

Although he may not be showering it with kisses 24/7 or bring it up all time, he loves it.

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kent parson can sing

i dont mean like hes ok at it either. no. this boy can SING

  • he mostly just sings in the shower and shit
    • hes always loved gettin down to pop music but hes never been into music so to speak
    • like hes never rlly played an instrument or any of that 
    • he definitely doesnt know how to read sheet music no sirree
    • he cant harmonize easily or sight sing or anything technical mainly just cause hes never really tried
    • but hell he has PIPES and his voice is smooth as butter
    • but no one knows this except for kit purrson and jack ‘soft singing comforted teenage me when my anxiety flared up’ zimmermann
  • one day the aces PR are making videos and they decide to stage a sing-off
    • they get 3 of the aces including kent ofc bc whats aces promotional material without certified heartthrob and team captain kent v parson
    • each of them is told to pick 3 songs and theyll do one at a time for 3 rounds and their teammates will judge
    • the aces being in vegas they have a shit ton of money so they really deck it out, they bring in tech people to set up fancy lights and screens and shit and make the t-mobile arena’s center ice look like a hockey-themed the voice
    • each of them is given time to plan out their numbers with the tech guys so it looks snazzy af even though for all the PR people know they probably all three sound like dying horses
  • up first is chickens fish guy
    • homeboy comes in with this cutesy folk song from russia
    • he can’t sing that great but it’s p cute and the bright bubbly lights and visuals help
  • now taking center ice is jeff “swoops” troy 
    • swoops being a fool for basketball goes with some high school musical “we’re all in this together” and hey he actually has a nice voice. all in all it’s a good performance
  • and finally kent ‘most extra motherfucker this side of I-15″ parson is set to perform
    • this bitch comes out guns blazing with “i will always love you” by whitney houston
    • he fucking KILLS it and the visuals and everything… 
    • his stage presence is naturally on point 
    • HOLY SHIT HOW DOES HE SOUND SO FLAWLESS
    • every single person in t-mobile arena at that moment stopped in their tracks to take in this fucking amazing performance
    • finally when kent makes it to the end of the song everyones jaws are on the floor and hes like “how was that did i do ok”
  • chickens fish guy straight up walks out with his hands up. swoops concedes defeat and PR asks kent to do his other 2 songs
    • hes like oh um ok i didnt realize i was that good but sure if u rlly want
    • next he does a really fiery “i would like” by zara larsson and hes getting rlly into it with his dancing and everyone is mesmerized
      • (that song is definitely on his sex playlist but the aces and staff dont need to know that)
    • finally he comes in with the beyoncé everyone knew was coming but instead of one of her really well-known singles he does “start over” from 4 and it’s actually really big and powerful on the vocals and it has a lot of wild runs and kent hits ALL OF THEM and the jaws are on the floor again
  • the PR people put the video out and the public goes w i l d because seriously it’s just unfair?? that he can be so damn good at hockey AND singing
what I really think of Monsta X

Shownu: leader goals, like if you can deal with these bunch then you are obviously a superhero, papa bear shownu ♡, i want to bite his arms too i mean what, precious eye smile, gentle and really looks after the other members SO damn well!, so hardworking! deserves all the good things…

Wonho: monbebe’s no1 fan. would do anything for us. but we want to do everything for him too. so lovable! all his wishes needs to come true because he is a good bean. like seriously his personality is A+. looks aint that bad either ;) must be protected at all costs… stop calling him a hoe. he aint ok

Minhyuk: bias. my love. pure SUNSHINE. glue that holds everyone and everything together. so much love for him ughhh.. never forget when he was covered in glitter. Blond!minhyuk is still my fave. SO HYPER??? like how? but I would love to have him around, he’s so extra xD cute af.

Kihyun: sass master. photographer!kihyun is my aesthetic. his voice is so nice like it gives me goosebumps?? I have a thing for his forehead. But y’all know this by now. boyfriend material ;; so freaking attractive! and i can tell that he loves the other members otherwise he wouldn’t nag them so much!

Hyungwon: meme. 75% legs. model chae is my fave. but also sleeping chae. iconic line: Bish I wanna get high. them lips… sigh. LITERALLY TOO BEAUTIFUL TO HANDLE. starship he has a wonderful voice, give him more lines. can be cheesy and greasy but we still love him ^^

Jooheon: I’m still not over Matthew ok. hella awesome. he really does have RHYTHM. those dimples though. I can never get tired of his aegyo but also his swag! sweet af, adorable but also can be sexy…. yep. would forever call him Jooheoney ♡ 기억해 이 시간 never wanna see him cry ever gain :(

I.M: bias wrecker, honestly why do I stan, voice can get girls pregnant, doesn’t look like a maknae but acts like the maknae, talented af, HANDSOME, but also very very very cute, LIKE STOP BOY?!!!!, iconic line: I AM WHAT I AM MAN. & bring back his blond hair pls. I want to feed him. Just me? oh ok…

Whipped || Conor Maynard Imagine

“You’re so whipped,” Joe teases. My head rested in the crook of Conor’s neck as he and the boys play something on the PlayStation.

“Shut up,” Conor says arms tucked around my waist, his eyes trained on the projected image. I breathe in his honeydew scent and close my eyes.

“Poor Y/N has to deal with him every day,” Jack says.

“I don’t know how she does it,”  Joe says, making the two of the burst out into laughter. 

“Stop being so mean,” I laugh, my voice gets ignored. 

“Y/N is perfect for you bro’,” Jack says holding his hand out for Conor to high five.

“I’m right here you know?” I ask removing my head from Conor’s chest.

“Shhh, no you’re not!” Jack says placing his hand on my face to silence me, “Now brother tell me, is she the one?”

Conor laughs and nods his head, “I would hope so, considering we’re getting married next week.”

“Hm marriage,” I mumble a smile crawling its way onto my face. The memories of our proposal and our lives together flashing through my mind like a movie.

“Cor, you’re basically a married man at this point in time, will we see you after the wedding?” Mikey asks, doing his famous giggle.

“Nope, I’ll be busy,” Conor says placing his lips on my forehead lazily. My eyes flutter closed and I wrap myself around him again.

“I can’t believe you guys have been together for, what? Five years?” Joe asks.

I feel Conor nod his head,  his chest rumbling in laughing silently, “Yeah, five years, whatever you say mate.”

“Three and a half years,” I mumble sleepily. Conor’s infectious laughter graces my ears.

“Tired baby?” Conor coos into my ear. I nod sleep taking over my being. “Go to sleep ill be right here when you wake up.” He presses his lips to my cheek softly, leaving them to linger there.

“You guys are so cute,” Joe says in a high pitched voice, “Goals.”

As I begin to drift off into dreamland, I hear my love say, “She’s mine, I own everything to her. I love her so much.”  

rings of fire || stiles stilinski

word count: 4876

warnings: mentions of cheating, angst

request: hiiii i’m such a big fan you’re such an inspiration to me! could i get a request where the reader and stiles are married and have a son and stiles doesn’t really help her and is constantly helping the pack and at work and what not and shows her and her son no attention? the reader confronts him one night when he comes home late and finds out he was cheating, so she leaves and sleeps at lydia’s so then stiles goes and tries to win her and his son back? sorry i it’s complicating i love you so much

author’s note: happy easter (to those who celebrate)! i hope you guys all like this, thank you to @ninja-stiles for helping me with a couple things! 

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Being a parent wasn’t easy in any sense of the word.

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vmin fic rec (long post)

for @noonaornah sorry this took so long <3

(these are only some of my faves and by no means a comprehensive list so feel free to rec me some of your faves!!)

A Guide to (Not) Keeping Your Relationship a Secret by skateboardsound

In which Jimin and Taehyung try (and fail) to navigate a secret relationship in a dorm with five other boys and Bangtan holds an intervention

Teen | complete | fluff and humour 

my last breath (take it) by YinKai

In which Kim Taehyung is taken by his clan’s leaders: an adult-child alpha and a two-faced beta.

Explicit | incomplete | vminkook, side yoonseok and namjin | a/b/o, angst, smut, read the tags!

Just One Day by orphan_account

Jimin and Taehyung spend some time alone in their room.

Explicit | complete | smut, pwp, fluff

swipe right for a cute time by ambernights

Flirting on Tinder with a gorgeous boy 88km away is a great way to take your mind off a low-life cheating dickhead.

Explicit | complete | sexting, masturbation, social media au

the other half of him(self) by likebreaker

Taehyung opens his eyes at the sound of Jimin’s tinkling laughter. “Does my dick amuse you, Jimin?”

Jimin licks his lips, smile threatening to engulf them both. “I just really love you,” Jimin says, voice just on the right side of teasing.

or vmin fucking with a lot of gross feelings.

Explicit | complete | smut and feelings

L'art pour l'art by MarionetteFtHJM

Taehyung, high-school dropout at the young age of 15, is now 18 and in some deep shit. His supposed ‘team’ isn’t helping and it serves him right, he should have studied math.This is what he gets for pursuing a life of crime.

(Or: Taehyung tries to steal a painting and gets caught, cue fake it till you make it)

Explicit | complete | modern setting, thieves au, side yoonseok, kinda twist ending, humour, smut at the end

I’d Give Up Forever to Touch You by karilando777

Only 48 hours (that’s only like 3000 minutes) until Jimin is home. Taehyung can hardly wait.

Explicit | complete | modern au, military au, fluff and smut with light angst

Can You Trust Me? by lethallergic (orphan_account)

It’s only been a few weeks since they started experimenting beyond the realms of friendship, but there’s a first time for everything.

Explicit | complete | smut, fluff, first times

some good clean fun. by atechamcham

it wasn’t weird for taehyung, jimin, and jeongguk to take showers together.

Explicit | complete | vminkook | pwp, smut, threesome

Pumpernickel Bread by Vulgarwords

When Jimin opens the door at 4 o'clock in the morning he isn’t sure what to expect, but a bright-haired boy with a craving for pumpernickel bread, definitely was not on his list of possibilities.

Not rated | complete | smut, neighbours au, crack 

now in this twilight, how dare you speak of grace? by partytillthesundown (metalgr3ymon)

Prince Jimin won’t want him now, Taehyung’s father told him as much. Betas didn’t end up with powerful alphas like Jimin, he said, and Taehyung’s heart broke. Betas only ended up with either each other or with the less popular alphas and omegas. Jimin won’t want him. Taehyung doesn’t stand a chance now.

or, the one where Taehyung presents as a beta and his entire world comes crashing down

Explicit | complete | a/b/o, alpha jimin, beta taehyung, smut, angst with a happy ending

Aiming for Nirvana by Jihoonwoozi

There’s something about Jimin…

Explicit | complete | pwp, smut

gimme that, gimme that by causeitsred

Taehyung takes it upon himself to help the new intern with his stress levels.

That’s it.

Mature | complete | office au, semi public sex, blowjobs, pwp

three’s a crowd, but four’s a damn good time by skateboardsound

It boils down to this: Hoseok and Yoongi want to watch their boyfriends have sex.

Explicit | complete | vhope, yoonmin, vmin, yoonseok | smut

Down For Three by taeharem

It’s hard to do your homework when your boyfriends are making out at the foot of your bed.

Explicit | complete | vminkook | pwp, threesome

Just Breathe by 1995soulmates

Jimin has just had the hottest idea of his life.

Explicit | complete | dom jimin, sex toys, pwp

Puppy by miyukitsune

Prompt: au where vmin are amature porn stars + tae talks about the dogs he petted that day when jimin’s balls deep bc he forgot to mention it

Explicit | complete | pwp, porn blog au, camboy au, read the sequel!!

i just wanna see you shine (and i shouldn’t cry) by peachguk

It’s always worse when you trust someone.

Explicit | complete | assassin and hitman au, smut, choking

original pink by taekookandco

Taehyung’s teammate gets too handsy, and Jimin, student council president, needs to remind him just who he belongs to.

or the one where soccer player taehyung’s boyfriend, jimin, gets jealous.

Mature | complete | pwp, sports au, daddy kink, jealous jimin, semi public sex

Completely Platonic…. by Toshiba19

The four times that Jimin and Taehyung said they were platonic and the one time they realize they’ve probably been dating all along.

Explicit | complete | smut, idol verse, friends to lovers, humour

That Looks Tasty by apocryphalic

What happens after the legendary ISAC of 2017 also known as that time Taehyung gets fingered, eaten out and fucked by Jimin, in that exact order.

Explicit | complete | top jimin, possessive jimin, pwp

irritated by minfairy

Taehyung is annoyed by almost everything Jimin does and he has no idea why (spoiler: it’s because he caught feelings).

Explicit | complete | friends to lovers, smut

bigtown boys by stoplight

New York’s all about looking up at skyscrapers and going down on your knees.

Explicit | complete | model au, smut, top jimin, it’s a prequel so read the rest it is amazing!!!

Let Me Complicate You by taehansik

Taehyung drives Jimin crazy, and thankfully the younger is happy for them to explore some things together.

Explicit | complete | pwp, cross dressing, lots of kinks read the tags!!

A Darkness Untouched by SineVestigio

Kairos School of Art is Taehyung’s dream school. Since he was a little boy, Kim Taehyung has loved painting more than anything, so when he gets accepted to the elite school, he is ready to start his life as a painter. He hopes to leave his horrible past behind and start his own life, but pieces of that dark world still linger until he meets six strange boys. Taehyung is pulled into their curious way of life, where they share everything….and everyone.

Not rated | incomplete | vmin vkook namjin jikook | artists, smut, some fluff, read the tags!! 

I want you, to want me by papa_ya

Taehyung stumbles across a VMIN fanfic while procrastinating on his laptop.

Sexual confusion ensues.

It ends in the two of them fucking, while Taehyung’s life seemingly collapses around his ears.

Explicit | complete | idol verse, smut, friends to lovers, fluff and angst

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Hogwarts! Woozi

anon requested: “I love the hogwarts au!! Please continue with other members, maybe Jun or Woozi?????” and “Hello! I was wondering if I could request a woozi hogwarts au like wonwoos, I absolutely love the seventeen hogwarts au’s I find them so cute and I need more 💘💘💘💘”

  • he’s kind of a mystery to everyone who doesn’t really know him
  • he’s just known as a fourth year slytherin who comes from a pure blood family
  • never brags about it though and no one would even have known
  • he never treats anyone like he’s superior
  • he’s just mysterious
  • friends with Wonwoo, Soonyoung, and Jun and their friend group
  • all 13 of them are pretty well known as one of the biggest friend groups at Hogwarts
  • even though they’re all from different houses
  • they always hang out and sit with each other for meals
  • and they’re split into groups by age for classes
  • but they’re all like one big family and no one in Hogwarts can deny how close they all are to each other
  • and although they’re all pretty different, they all somehow fit together perfectly as if fate deemed them destined to be best friends with each other
  • Jihoon doesn’t really talk all that much in his classes
  • but from his exam scores he’s basically acing everything
  • most people call him Jihoon, his friends call him Woozi or Jihoon
  • but again, no one really knows what kind of person he is besides his own friends
  • since he’s pretty quiet and doesn’t ever start conversations with anyone unless he’s forced to
  • though don’t ever call him cute
  • for some reason whenever someone calls him cute
  • like this fourth year ravenclaw in potions
  • they end up getting hexed
  • that ravenclaw had his shoes turned into spiders
  • and Jihoon just walks past listening to him shouting and tries hiding a smile
  • “Again?” Soonyoung asks Jihoon as they walk to their next class
  • “It was just a small hex, no harm done.”
  • “You’re too mean, Jihoon.” Soonyoung says laughing
  • Jihoon simply replies with an evil giggle
  • “I know.”
  • never gets caught for it either because he’s mastered casting hexes without saying incantations aloud
  • the one always hexing his friends too since they tease him and call him cute too
  • cast the full body bind hex on Mingyu once just because he told Jihoon
  • “but hyung, you’re shorter than me”
  • his favorite subjects have to be potions and charms
  • again always using hexes here and there to annoy his friends
  • or slipping them a potion that makes their voice sound high-pitched for the rest of the day
  • and although he’s quiet, he really loves his friends
  • and everyone is always surprised to know he plays as the other slytherin beater on the quidditch team
  • because he doesn’t seem like the type
  • but everyone cowers when Jihoon has his beater’s bat
  • the guy may be short, but his swing is no joke
  • and the bludgers he hits don’t generally miss
  • him and Minghao are a deadly duo as the slytherin beaters
  • and you’re the fourth year slytherin seeker
  • so you know most of his friend group pretty well since the two of you are close friends
  • you both met on the Hogwarts express during first year
  • he had asked to sit in your compartment
  • and although you both didn’t say much at first
  • he saw a pin on your trunk
  • the one with a broomstick
  • “Do you play quidditch?”
  • “Yea, I’m going to try out for the team at school.” you say smiling shyly
  • “Me too.”
  • and you both took off from there
  • realizing you both got sorted into the same house
  • giving him a high five as you both sat next to each other
  • and had all your classes together
  • and when you went to try-outs
  • the both of you practiced together in the rain really hard for hours each day after the homework
  • and you both made it in
  • which forced the two of you to get to know each other a lot more
  • you watched as he grew up in Hogwarts and earned himself a sort of mysterious guy image
  • especially when some of the girls in Slytherin were always coming up to him while the two of you did hw in the common room
  • younger girls who would giggle and push each other forward to congratulate Jihoon on the victory of the latest quidditch game
  • and you weren’t sure why but you would always get annoyed at them
  • but Jihoon never really acknowledged them
  • “Thanks but our seeker, y/n, did most of the work” without even looking up from his paper
  • which made you smile and blush
  • while the other girls gave you dirty looks
  • “Don’t all the fangirls get annoying?” you say rolling your eyes
  • “What fangirls?” he’d say, “Just finish your paper so we can go practice”
  • and you weren’t sure why
  • but every time Jihoon brushed off the fangirls like the savage he was
  • you would always be pretty smug and satisfied
  • you and Jihoon would always hang out at Hogsmeade together with the others
  • though you didn’t really have many friends outside of Jihoon and his group
  • you were close friends with the other fourth years; Wonwoo, Jun, and Soonyoung
  • and Jihoon would always make time for you even if you told him it was ok to just hang out with his friends
  • “You’re their friend too, come on, won’t be the same without you.”
  • which is kind of how you became part of that huge friend group
  • you and Jihoon would always work on hw together
  • and anytime you needed help, he was there in a heartbeat to explain confusing concepts in a way that made sense
  • or just occasionally letting you copy
  • though if Soonyoung came around, he’d refuse
  • “Why does y/n get to copy but I don’t?” Soonyoung would whine
  • “Because y/n and I have practice and she’s smarter than you” Jihoon would say looking at you to hurry up
  • you both walk around the grounds a lot too
  • discussing strategies and talking about the opposing team’s game plan and how best to beat them
  • “You’re probably not going to catch the snitch if Jun’s actually playing that day.” Jihoon says
  • “Junhui, my worst enemy,” you joke, “yea I never win against him.”
  • “That’s ok, just stall him long enough for us to get a more than 150 points lead.” he’d say
  • “That I can do.”
  • he’s someone you can always rely on to talk about stress since you both take the same classes and have quidditch practice
  • and he talks to you about his fears and worries because he trusts you so much
  • at some point, just to save time
  • you both share food and water like you’ve been friends your whole life
  • he’s always looking out for you
  • once you got hit by a bludger and ended up in the infirmary
  • and he stayed there all night catching you up on the win and helping you with the hw
  • and being the best friend you could ever ask for
  • staying up and helping you with anything you needed
  • “I can get water by myself just fine Lee Jihoon” you smirked
  • “Nope, I can get it hang on.”
  • and you weren’t sure when
  • but your feelings for Jihoon kind of outgrew just being friends
  • the classic falling for your best friend cliché
  • and that complicated shi
  • it hit you once when you were about to hex a girl who gave Jihoon chocolates
  • like you felt jealous
  • which is weird and gross and what the heck was wrong with you
  • in all your time knowing Jihoon, he never once showed any interest in dating girls or having other feelings for you besides friendly ones
  • and so your one-sided feelings sort of consumed you
  • but little did you know that the rest of Jihoon’s friend group can read him a bit better
  • especially after another slytherin fourth year tried hard core flirting with you in herbology
  • but you weren’t paying his advances any attention
  • and later Jihoon hexed the poor boy until he was hanging upside down from a tree
  • “You obviously like y/n, why don’t you just ask her out?” Jun says smirking
  • “Just because you have a girlfriend, have you decided you’re our official cupid now?” Jihoon says blushing
  • “OH MY GOD IT HAS TO BE TRUE LOOK HE’S BLUSHING.”
  • “Soonyoung, I’ll turn your food into spiders, I will.”
  • “Just tell her already!”
  • “No! We’re friends, you know how that goes.” Jihoon sighed
  • but that didn’t stop the rest of Svt from always trying to put you and Jihoon together
  • and Jihoon always blushes like crazy because of them trying
  • but you’re low key ignorant of it
  • “Hey y/n, Jihoon was complimenting you on your flying the other day.” Jun says sliding next to you
  • “Hahaha Jun, you can’t distract me, I’ll finally beat you this match. And Jihoon never compliments me, he’s the one giving constructive criticism, and I like that better anyway.” you smile leaving the table
  • and you don’t hear Jun screaming
  • “Jihoon you don’t ever compliment her?!?!? JUST BE SINGLE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE THEN!”
  • which results in Jihoon complimenting you that night when writing your charms paper
  • you nearly choking on your water
  • “Jihoon, are you sick?” you laugh
  • “I can’t compliment you?” he said blushing furiously
  • causing you to blush too
  • “No thank you, it’s just you never do so…”
  • “I SWEAR THEY’RE BOTH SO HELPLESS” you and Jihoon look up at Jeonghan who yelled that
  • Jeonghan just waves meekly and runs away like shi they heard me
  • followed by awkward silence
  • before Jihoon stands up and tells you night before going to bed
  • leaving you sighing
  • you knew that whole bs with ruining friendships because of feelings
  • and you didn’t want that to happen
  • and it seemed like Jihoon was catching on and avoiding you for that
  • when in reality it was quite the opposite
  • Jihoon liked you too, but didn’t know how to express it
  • and he was scared for your guys’ friendship too
  • and all the others just watching the two of you like we have to do something before we die of old age and these two lovesick fools still haven’t confessed
  • also low key trying to get Jihoon back for all the hexes and potions pranks he’s pulled on them
  • but also they don’t like seeing the two of you obviously not happy because of the whole situation
  • and so they use Seungkwan as a sacrifice
  • “Woozi-hyung, you’re so cuuuuutttee.” Seungkwan running away for dear life afterwards
  • and Jihoon just fake smiling like Seungkwan I’m going to get you later
  • and he makes a potion that turns the person’s hair color a shade of minty neon yellow green and then to pink lemonade
  • and he slips it in Seungkwan’s goblet during lunch waiting for Seungkwan
  • but surprise surprise
  • you get pulled over by Seungkwan who hands you the goblet
  • and Jihoon is terrified
  • and grabs the goblet from you and drinks it before you can
  • with all of Svt laughing their heads off
  • as his hair changes color
  • and you’re standing there confused af
  • “JIHOON JUST PRANKED HIMSELF TO SAVE YOUR HAIR COLOR Y/N!”
  • causing Jihoon to turn as pink as his turning pink hair
  • “Just admit you like each other already, legit the whole castle knows except for you two!”
  • everyone smacks Soonyoung for yelling that
  • as you turn as pink as Jihoon’s hair too
  • and Svt kind of leaves the two of you
  • “I mean…” you start, “I’ve known you for a while Jihoon and I didn’t want to mess up anything, so I get it if you want to pretend my feelings for you were never like that and just stay friends.” you finally say sighing
  • ready for a cold rejection like the ones you’ve seen before from him to other girls
  • “But I want to date you, I like you a lot, y/n” he says looking away
  • and like that first day on the train
  • instead of awkward silence
  • the two of you clicked and everything worked itself out
  • Jihoon taking your hand in his and smiling into your face incredulously
  • thinking he must have gotten hella lucky
  • and that you’re incredible and amazing for liking him too
  • that’s why they say falling for your best friend is the best thing ever if it works out
  • because you both realized you liked each other
  • and you were both already so comfortable with each other
  • you’d both be holding hands and whispering sweet nothings during quidditch practice before the captain yells at the two of you to practice
  • at the same time not a lot changed
  • you both still did just about everything together from hw in the common room to practicing on the quidditch field
  • but now all the fangirls backed off from Jihoon, knowing very well they stood no chance against his best friend
  • which you were happy with
  • always ready to hex some witches though if they ever came close to even batting an eyelash at Jihoon
  • same with any guys around you
  • they were always careful so as to avoid Jihoon’s wrath
  • you both become known as the most famous couple in Hogwarts
  • with all your PDA in the hallways like hand holding, hugs, and him carrying your stuff sometimes or you carrying books for him
  • you both always sat together for meals with one hand on your fork and another holding his hand under the table
  • and with Svt making gagging gestures every time the two of you were doing something cute
  • “UGH YES YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER NOW, YOU CAN BUY US FOOD TO THANK US LATER JUST STOP WHATEVER IT IS YOU TWO ARE DOING RIGHT NOW!”
  • the both of you always together in the library for papers with one of you usually sleeping on top of the other
  • and the celebratory hugs where he’d pick you up and twirl you around if you won the quidditch match
  • and all the “aw’s” everyone gave the two of you
  • because wow what a cute couple

Originally posted by pink-fairy-woozi

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