My master is very kind. He was much smaller when I first met him, and I haven’t grown like he has. He loves me all the same and he doesn’t treat me like a runt just because I’m small and I love him a lot.
He’s been sad a lot lately, water leaks from his eyes a lot and I do my best to clean it up for him and it makes him smile so I must be doing something right!
My master has always gone away for most of the day, it makes me sad but his family and all the strangers spoil me, they love to give me treats!
He has a bigger bag than usual now, he found me in it the other day and nothing I did made the water stop or made him smile. Maybe the bag is dangerous? I’ve stayed away from it.
prompt: au !highschool where you get cast as sandy and lin gets cast as danny and you guys have to kiss lol cooties
warnings: lots of fluff, i don’t think i swore ??
a/n: !!! i love drama kids so much and i’m sorry if this like offends any of you!! i really hope you like this one bc i’m super very really extra proud of this and idek why but okay i love u all pls lemme know what you think ok goodnight xo
You and Maria were standing up against you locker. Maria was telling you about some new jeans she had bought and you were “listening.” Honestly, you were just looking at him. Not creepily - just, you know. It was Lin.
Lin was talking to his friend Anthony, eyes flashing towards you every few moments. You blushed when your eyes made contact, looking down to your feet.
“Are you listening to me?” Maria sighed, her words drenched in sarcasm.
You scrambled for an excuse but sighed, “’M sorry. I just -”
“Hey, Y/N,” Lin said, interrupting you with easy grace.
You took a breath, Maria quickly filling your void, “Hey, Lin. Are you auditioning for the play?"
Lin smiled, nodding, "How about you?”
Maria put a sweet grin on her face, “Yeah. Y/N is going out for Sandy,” she put her hand to her mouth like she was telling a secret, “But she’ll deny it if you ask."
Lin laughed when you scoffed, "I’m sure you’ll get it, what about you Maria? Rizzo?”
“You you suggesting something, Mr. Miranda?” She teased easily.
Lin laughed and put his hands up in surrender, “I’ll see you ladies in there,” his eyes were bright, “Bye, Y/N.”
You forced a smile, groaning as he walked away.
“I’m such an idiot,” you sighed, banging your head on the locker next to yours.
“You’re not an idiot,” Maria said, pulling your shoulder back, “You just need a little more confidence around him.”
“And how does that happen?”
Maria giggled, “I don’t know! He’s a senior. In drama. It’s not like he’s that intimidating.”
“He’s popular,” you shrugged, slamming your locker and started walking to homeroom.
“See you for auditions!” Maria winked, tossing some hair over her shoulder before walking the other way.
What the hell did you get yourself into?
Auditions came quicker than you expected, and casting even sooner. So when Maria came over, eyes bright and smile big, you almost didn’t comprehend what she was saying.
“You got Sandy!”
Well, you understood that. What you missed was, “And Lin is Danny!”
You felt comfortable, excited even. Maybe a little guilty towards the few senior girls who didn’t get the lead. And here you were as a junior playing Sandy. Still, that guilt faded when Lin gave you a hug on the first day of rehearsals, telling you how proud he was of you.
The first day of practice was just a script run through. You hadn’t seen Grease in a while, so it was a much needed refresher.
However, you reached some of the last few pages, and you saw the words:
Then a few lines down?
Danny kisses Sandy more passionately.
You coughed awkwardly, blushing when Lin shot you a sheepish smile. In place of it for now, Lin blew you a kiss from three seats down.
You let out an airy laugh, embarrassed a little. You should be happy about this, right? You crush is going to kiss you - twice. You should be happy. You are happy. Right?
Rehearsals continued for about a month before Alex came up at the end of a Friday.
“Hey, Y/N, can you hold up a minute after?"
"Ugh, yeah,” you said, putting your bag down. You wrapped a gray sweater around your body.
“Hey,” a voice said, making you jump. Lin.
“Sorry,” he said, scratching the back of his neck, “I didn’t mean to startle you.”
“No it’s, it’s fine.” At the sight of him, a smile rose on your face without permission.
Lin opened his mouth to say something more, taking a step closer to you when he was interrupted.
“Good, both of you are here.” Alex said, clasping his hands together, “So, I want to run the kiss on Tuesday, okay?”
You and Lin exchanged a look, both of your cheeks tinted pink.
Lin raised his eyebrows at you, as if asking for permission.
“Sure,” you said as confidently as possible. Still, you’re nearly positive your voice broke.
Monday night, Maria came over. She had gotten Rizzo and told her mom she was “running lines” wth you. In reality, she was trying to calm your anxiety.
“Maria, I’ve never kissed a guy - what am I going to do? What if I’m a bad kisser? What if my breath smells bad? What if he never wants to kiss me again? Oh my gosh. I’m gonna kiss Lin - oh shit. Oh my gosh. I can’t kiss Lin! I - ”
“Y/N! Stop! You need to chill out. You’re making a track.”
You looked down to see where you were pacing, and sure enough, you had created a flat in the carpet. You sighed and flopped down on the bed.
“What am I going to do?”
Maria looked to you on her side, “Didn’t you kiss that guy Jack? Just do the same thing!”
You let out an exasperated sigh, “We were like, eleven. It doesn’t count.”
Maria shrugged, “You’re gonna be fine. You just have to chill out.”
Tuesday morning rolled around and you were a zombie through all of your classes. Maria was a little nervous, but she was nothing compared to you. You were constantly replaying all the times you had run this scene and Lin would dip you and Eskimo kiss you or raspberry your cheek and just make you laugh. And now the thought of being near him made you as sick as it did a month ago at your locker.
Lin came up to you before rehearsal, biting his lips and practically bouncing.
“You sure you’re okay with this? I can talk to Alex and see if -”
“Yeah, it’s totally cool.” No, I’m a mess, you thought. “It’s just acting, right?” Wrong, I’ve had a crush on your for three years, you thought.
Something flashed across Lin’s face at that, but it was gone before you could recognize it.
“Cool,” he nodded before skidding away.
The kiss wasn’t until the very end of rehearsal, and for a moment, you thought he was going to postpone it until tomorrow. You checked your watch: 4:09. Practice ended at 4:30, so all you had to do was stall for -
“Y/N! We’re gonna run the kiss scene dry first, okay?” Alex called over. You sighed but nodded feebly.
Lin was still bouncy, a little smirk on his lip though.
“Start at the beginning of Act II, scene four, okay?” Alex said, but words were mushed together at this point. Lin was looking at you with bright eyes. Still, you couldn’t avoid the snickers you heard from the senior girls across the room, watching you with beady eyes.
You felt Lin - well, Danny - put his arm around you, signally your cue.
“Is this okay?” You tried to sound innocent, like Sandy would.
You dialogue continued for a few more lines.
“I should’ve given this to you a long time ago,” Lin said.
Now, you thought. Lin took in a small breath and everything was suddenly in slow motion. His gaze flashed to your lips then back up to your eyes. You flushed your eyes shut, leaning ever so slightly to feel his lips graze yours. You could feel his smile ever so lightly on your mouth, pulling him closer by the back of his neck. It was short and sweet, how the script directed.
Danny fixes himself before saying, “I really like you Sandy.” Then, with more confidence this time, his lips found yours again. His lips moved like a melody over your own harmony. His hands were on your waist, pulling you closer to him in the prop car. You savored the kiss for a second longer before pulling away.
“Take it easy, Danny! What are you trying to -” you paused when you heard the giggles of the girls in the black box, your cheeks immediately flushing red. Lin took notice of this, picking up where you had left off.
“What’s the matter?” You couldn’t tell if it was Danny asking or Lin, so you rolled with the script despite the break in your heart.
Why would he ever like you? He’s a senior. A popular senior. Lin wants a girl like them - popular, pretty, good at acting. Not you. Besides, it’s not like this was anything more than acting.
So that night, before you left, when Lin asked if everything was alright?
You ignored him.
You only ran the kiss once more before the show during dress rehearsals. Lin was calm and collected through the entire thing, while you nearly got sick every time someone mentioned the show at all.
The girls had gotten worse. You could feel their glare during every scene you had onstage. Still, you tried to block it out. One more week, and then this is all over.
It was around seven o’clock the day before opening night, and you were the last one in the theater. You were walking yourself through some choreography that you already knew by heart - you practically did it in your sleep. Humming along to the songs, you marked your dance.
A crash made you stop. Turning to see who was there, Lin emerged slyly, a pint tint on his cheeks.
“Hey,” he started. You offered a small wave but went back to marking your choreography.
“Hey,” Lin said again, this time grabbing your arm gently to stop your movements.
“I’m practicing,” you tried.
“You’ve been practicing for two and a half months. You need to sleep now,” he tried.
You sighed, but nodded and started to pack your bag up.
Walking out of the theater, Lin ran to catch up to you. You were impatient, angry that you let your feelings get in the way and now you couldn’t focus and you were probably going to mess up the show and -
“Y/N?” Lin interrupted your thoughts, worry etched across his face.
You shook your head but started to walk away. Seamlessly, he grabbed your hand and pulled you back to him. You gasped when his hand went from his side to your cheek to push some hair behind your ear.
His eyes flashed to your lips, the same way they did over a month ago on that Friday. You shut your eyes when you felt him close the distance, his soft lips gracing easily over yours, burning like a flame before sharply pulling away. You pointed at him, frustrated.
“Y/N, I -” you held up a hand.
“Just,” you paused, “Ugh!”
You speed walked back to your car, not even turning on your lights as you skidded out of the parking lot.
It was going perfectly. You were beyond excited and even made small talk with a few of the senior girls. Lin tried to talk to you twice, but you would make up lame excuses as to why you had to go; each time leaving Lin sulking.
You had made it halfway through Act II, everything going off without a hitch, when it happened.
It was (obviously) the kiss scene, and Lin was an amazing performer. His lines were sharp and crisp, his attitude perfected, and his everything. He was ridiculously talented, and no one could take that away from him. So when he screwed up a line, you were not expecting it.
The first kiss was sweet, simple. And then it happened.
“I really like you, Y/N,” he said, kissing you before he realized what he said. His lips touched yours with the same passion he was directed to but this time with a fire so bright it could burn. This kiss was different; it didn’t feel staged. You pulled away breathless, almost forgetting your line.
“Take it easy, Danny! What are you trying to do?” You played, snapping him back into reality. Some of your lipstick had gotten on his mouth. You bit back a smile.
Your heart soared for another five minutes before you caught a senior glaring at you again. Annoyed, you fixed your lipstick and changed into your next costume.
The rest of the play continued, smooth sailing until the final bow.
Lin held your hand tightly, squeezing before giving leading you forward for one more bow.
You practically sprinted out of the theater, makeup half off and a pair of sweats thrown on with a teeshirt. You had nearly made it out of the school when he called out.
“Y/N, wait!” He was dressed similarly to you, wearing the Grease shirt you had gotten.
You turned on your heel to face him, brushing a stray curl off your forehead.
“You did really well out there,” he smiled.
“Thanks, you too.” You said as you pushed down any feelings you had for him, even ignoring his ‘I really like you, Y/N,’ slip. “See you tomorrow,” you tried, starting to leave.
“Wait!” Lin said, grabbing your hand like he had done just a day before.
“Lin,” you huffed, “I don’t know what you want me to tell you!”
“Tell me you felt something too,” he said immediately. “Tell me that, that - that wasn’t acting. That couldn’t be just acting, right?”
You took in a sharp breath, “But all the girls -”
“Y/N,” Lin laughed. His eyes were wide. He wet his lips before continuing, “You’re the only one I like.”
Your head shot up, “Wait, you like me?”
He took a step forward, a giggle bubbling out of him, “I’ve been flirting with your for months, but thanks for noticing.”
Your surprise was short lived when he took another step forward, lifting your chin with his finger before pressing his lips to yours.
no but its canon that mikael loves to watch yousef work out. he knows how much hard work yousef puts in to keep his body in shape and how dedicated he is to it, and mikael admires that loyalty that yousef has in him, so much, because it transcends into everything yousef does. yousef will always give his 110% into everything and everyone he loves.
plus, mikael just really loves to watch his boy smashing weights and throwing around punches and working out. and if yousef catches him midway and smirks at mikael, and mikael just so happens to smirk back, well, that makes it even more sweeter.
Pairing: Suga x You
Gerne: idek mby angst a bit with fluff
Warnings: probably just cursing
× × × × ×
You walked inside your house. It was dark inside which meant Suga didn’t come back to work yet.
“Suga?” You still called, even though you knew you will recieve no answer
For past month or more, Suga and whole BTS had much more work to do. The tour is coming up, so it must be why. Still, you longed for Suga’s warmith next to you. He was your boyfriend after all and you loved him, so it was not unusual thing that you miss him dearly.
Just as you turned on the sink, wanting to just fill your glass with some water, the glass slipped from your hand and fell onto floor, shattering in tons of pieces
“Ugh! Why!” You groaned, lazily picking up the pieces
Just as your hand was full of smal pieces of glasses, you hit yourself on the wall. It made you grip your hands more, small pieces of glass now sticking in your hand
“Why is it always me?” You cried, looking at small traces of blood on your hand
As if that all wasn’t enough, the boss on your work changed three months ago. That new boss was strickt as hell. It seemed as he hated you the most from all employees. He gave you extra work, was making you run from one office to another, gave you more of paperwork and made you work overtime.
As it all wasn’t enough, today he was hitting on you. When you said you’re in happy relationship and have no wish to be anything more to him that a woman who works for him, he said he will pay you less from now on.
It made you extremely frustrated and angry, but you didn’t want to worry Suga. He was already working a lot.
You layed on your shared bed, curling up in small ball so you could keep yourself warm. Before you knew it, you were already deep into sleep.
× × × ×
Suga came home around 3 am. He noticed that the lights were on, so he wondered if you were awake at that time. When he entered the house, he sighed in relief that you weren’t waiting for him.
It’s not that he doesn’t want you to wait, he just wants you to sleep well and get some deserved rest since he knows you also work a lot.
You woke up when you heard a door closing. You smiled, knowing it’s Suga, so you got up and tip toed from the bedroom.
“Suga” You said, hugging him
You inhailed his scent, which you haven’t smelled for weeks, if you don’t count his clothes.
“Hi” He replied, clearly not in the mood to talk
“How was work?” You asked, taking his jacket from him and placing it on the right place
“Please don’t talk about work. I need to take my mind off it” he replied
“Oh, okay. Well you wanna eat? I can make you something if you want”
“No. I just want to sleep, so shut up” He said, walking past you and into the yours bedroom
You followed him, deciding to just go back to sleep and not annoy him anymore. But just as you were about to walk inside the bedroom, Suga closed the doors.
You decided to ignore his additute and headed to the couch, not feeling like sleeping next to him. You layed on the couch, wrapping yourself in warm blanket, going to sleep with small tears falling from your eyes.
× × × × ×
Suga grumpily walked to the kitchen, deciding to just eat cereal. Today he had a day off, so he wanted to rest as much as possible.
He took the cereal and headed to the couch, so he can watch TV. But on the couch, he noticed you wrapped in the blanket, still in deep sleep.
He stared at your face, feeling sad that he isn’t able to spend much time with the person he loves. He also felt guilty, since he acted like an asshole last night.
“O-oh, you’re still here?” You asked, waking up
“Um, yeah..i have a day off” Suga replied
Somehow he felt wierd right there. There was some tension in the air, and you seemed like you didn’t have any rest at all.
“H-how was your sleep?” Suga asked, breaking the awkward silence
“It was nice…” You replied, getting up from the couch and walking in the kitchen to make yourself some breakfast
You placed an egg on a pan, and just when you took it by its handle, you hissed in pain. You remembered having those cuts on your palm, but never put some bangade on them.
“What’s wrong?” Suga asked coming inside the kitchen too
“Um, n-nothing! Don’t worry” You replied
“Y/N…what’s wrong” And there it goes. You were never able to lie to Suga, not even for some small thing like this
“Ugh, i just cut my palm last night and i hurted myself again now” You explained
“Why didn’t you put any bandage on? This can be infected!” Suga said worriedly
“Well i forgot…and i don’t know where the bandages are” You replied with small smile
“Idiot. You could’ve told me, i would have gotten it for you” Suga said
“When to tell you? You were angry as hell last night and i didn’t want to tire you more” You replied
Suddenly, your phone beeped, its screen turning on. You glanced at its screen, mumbling small ‘fuck’ as you read the name of the contact
“What’s up?” Suga asked
“It’s my boss…fuck i forgot to go to work!” You replied, irritated
“What does he mean by ‘when you didn’t accept what i wanted, you have to feel consenquences’?” Suga asked, taking your phone
He was getting frustrated. He didn’t know his girlfriend got hurt, not that she had some boss which seemed quite strict
“I-ugh, this is awkward….He tried to kiss me and hit on me” You explained silently, hoping that Suga won’t over react
“What?! He what?? Does he not know that you have a fucking boyfriend?!” Suga yelled beyond pissed
“I told him that! He was so mad and decided to pay me less…now i’m late for work and he might even fire me” You said, massaging your fore head slightly
“But why didn’t you tell me that?! It’s some serious stuff! How long has it been like that?”
“For few months i think”
“The fuck? Why don’t i know about that either?? Aren’t i supposed to know what’s going on in my girlfriend’s life?!” Suga raised his voice
“If you were sorry, you wouldn’t act like that Y/N! For MONTHS!”
“You had work! I didn’t want to annoy you”
“Oh, is that a real reason?” Suga asked laughing sarcastically
“So you didn’t tell me, but you told Chanyeol instead?” Suga asked his voice raised, turning around your phone and showing you a new text from Chanyeol
-How’s everything with boss?? I hope you’re surviving that hell…i can’t believe he was hitting on you though! You should report him or something, i don’t want to see you harrassed by some old dude!!
“He doesn’t want to see you harrassed…Hm, i wonder…what if he likes you?! What if he has feelings for you?!”
“He doesn’t, he sees me like his sister”
“Yeah sure” Suga laughed humorlessly
“Yes, it’s true Suga. Can we stop this discussion? Just, please believe me…” You pleaded, not wanting to argue
He looked at you before turning away and walking inside your room, slamming the door in process. You sighed at his additute. You tried to explain, but no! He had to make conclusions and then get angry and very frustrated…
“I hope he calms down soon” you mumbled, turning on the TV
You would go there and try to make him think straight. But he seemed really angry so you didn’t want to make anything worse than it already is, so you kept quiet.
“Hello?” You answered the phone
*“Get your ass on work right now! I’ll take 80% of your monthly pay if you’re not here in 10”* Your boss yelled
“No. I won’t come. Not today, not tomorrow, not any day which comes. I quit” You said sternly
*excuse me? Fine then but don’t show your ass the next day and beg me to give you back your spot*
“Don’t worry. I won’t” You said irritated, ending the conversation.
You let out a frustrated growl, as you fall down on your knees. Everything was too much to handle. The work which made you have any sleep or free time for months, the boss that was hitting on you, the boyfriend which you were barerly seeing, his anger towards you and above all, you are now officially unemployed.
All that took a lot energy away, the sadness, the tiredness and frustration. It all came down onto you, pushing you till you don’t break. And now you did. Tears brimmed in your eyes, and soom were falling like a small waterfall down your cheeks, quiet sobs echoing the empty room.
Suga was laying on the bed, writtung down some lyrics in his notes. The earphones plugged in, the music was on. Still, he felt like something was off. Although he tried not to think about that, it couldn’t stop bothering him.
He thought he was only feeling like that because of the way he acted towards you. He knew he was wrong, but he was so tired. It wasn’t any good reason for acting the way he acted, and he knew that. He was worried that maybe this time he went to far, so he decided to just take a small glance at you.
He silently walked in the living room, expecting to see you on your phone, or watching TV or even sleeping. But he froze as he saw you crying your heart out on the floor. It hit him even worse when he realised….it was because of him
“What have i done..” Suga mumbled, sadness building up inside of him.
He wasn’t sure what to do and how to heaf towards you. Maybe you didn’t need him right then? Maybe he shoud give you space?
All kind of thoughts wandered inside of his mind, not allowing him to do anything. He silently turned around, thinking that he should leave you alone…He thinks he caused all that, so that he isn’t the right person to make you feel better.
“S-suga?” You called out, your voice still breaking from the sobbing
“Y/N…i-i caused you to cry, didn’t i? It’s because of me that you feel unhappy and sad, right?” Suga asked silently, but in he didn’t really want to know the answer on those questions.
“What? No no it’s not you it’s just-”
“Please be honest with me” Suga cut you off, looking sadly at you
The way your eyes turned red and puffy, the way your cheeks are wet with your tears, the way sad expression was on your face. The way you seemed so fragile in front of him. It was breaking him from inside
“I am” You said, trying to make him understand your words
“I know i didn’t spend much time with you for past few months, nor i was in some good mood when i come back home. But please, please, don’t break the relationship between us! Y/N i know i messed up, i know you may be even questioning my feelings towards you, but please listen-” Suga said, slowly walking towards you. He walked until he reached the distance of one meter between you, then he stopped.
“Suga, please don’t feel like that” You said, not wanting for him to feel like he did something bad.
“I love you, i love you so much. I know i don’t show it too often, but never forget that. You mean a world to me. You changed me, and i freaking love you so much. I know it’s awful when i’m on tour and you’re unable to come. I hate being long away from you too, sadly i can’t do anything about that. But if you really feel like there is something missing, i will accept whatever you decide” Suga said, the motionless expression falling down, exposing him to you completely
Tears dwelled in your eyes. It means so much to you, every word he said.
“But you’re wrong” You spoke, making him look at you in eyes
“I never wanted to end things between us”
“Yes. Really. I was frustrated over work only, it had nothing to do with you. Of course, i don’t love it when we’re seperated for long, but it’s your job as an idol and i, as your girlfriend, learn to accept that. I love you too Suga, more than you can imagine” You said
You hugged him tightly, wrapping your arms around his torso, looking like a coala. He immediately hugged you back with same tightness.
You two needed no more words, everything was explained now. The hug was more than just it, more like a symbol of you two missing each other’s touch and warmith.
“So what was up with work?” Suga asked still not breaking the hug
“Oh i quited it. No worries now” You
replied, suggling your head in his chest
“Good. Now i have you for me and me only” Suga said, smiling widely
Ayy I felt like I should make one of these myself cause I just love all these characters and want them all to have love and be happy?? PLEASE KUBO-SENSEI GIEV THEM ALL HAPPINESS
Imma list my ships now:
(No specific order btw)
Milasara (idk hwat their ship name is)
EmilMichele (lol, idk either of the Italian sibs’ ship names with their baes)
Georgi needs to learn to be loved more, he especially needs to love himself (I didn’t expect me to love this guy so much and yet here I am)
Chris and that mystery guy ain’t slick (that’s all I have to say for some reason lol)
And idek, I just thought since Minami is a big Yuuri fan, a Victor fan would be a nice date mate for him. They can be fans of their favorite skaters together (and be total shippers of Victuri as well~//shot)
If anyone ships any of these as well please follow and/or message me! I’d love to talk about them!!
okay but guys renjun is like the leader of the mark protection squad , like man’s always there to intercept the kids when they try teasing him , do u remember in the nct life news where jisung n chenle were whining at mark about him not watching n my man huang renjun was like “because he’s busy” i was like yes renjun protect the child mark lee
I just want to comment that David didn’t go there, he didn’t really call him anything. He hasn’t even called him Killian on screen. But yeah ok, I know Killian said “practically” but still the use of the word “son”…
So nobody can stop me from thinking homeboy was projecting af and simply voiced what he hoped he would be called again. Not a friend, not a mate, not even a simple member of the family. But a son.
imagine vminkook sneaking out together to get some drinks bc it’s been far too long since they’ve gone out, just the three of them.
when they arrive at the bar, everyone is excited, especially tae bc he goes straight to the counter to order three tequila shots for him and jikook
jimin raises an eyebrow and goes like “woah, woah, you really want to start off like that?”
taekook give him a confused look bc “why, what’s wrong with it?”
“kookie, tae is a lightweight! did you already forget?” jimin says and tae immediately interrupts, saying “aw come on jiminnie”, and while shrugging his shoulders, he gives jikook that specific don’t-worry-i-can-handle-this-look.
jungkook just snorts at that but remains silent while jimin hits tae on his shoulder, giggling, “okay but i won’t be the one who picks your ass up off the bar floor, so don’t get too wasted!”
only 3 tequila shots, two beers and 30 minutes later, tae starts to have a mental breakdown (according to his own words), with his head resting on his arms at the bar counter he talks about what a sad life he would have lived if he hadn’t met jikook and the other members and just how much he loves both of them “jimin, jungkook, i love you guys so much, let’s get married”
when it didn’t seem like tae would stop talking or continuously harrassing the barkeeper, kookie takes tae’s hand, loudly whispering “hyung, no disrespect but I’m totally serious, get your shit together, we just got here!”
jimin just laughs at tae’s rambling and it takes every bit of him to not say “told ya guys”
it doesn’t take long until jungkook is gone as well and when he starts to complain about how tae wouldn’t shut up already, jimin decides it’s time to leave the bar.
jimin knew this would happen, so he stuck to that one tequila at the beginning and didn’t drink anything alcoholic after that bc “mother instincts”
he didn’t think it would be this bad though, bc taekook are way too heavy for jimin to carry on both his shoulders, so he starts to take a break at a small park near the bar. actually, on the opposite side of the bar. yes. right. he couldn’t even make it for 5 minutes
jimin decides to let taekook rest on a bench and tells them to sit there and stay still, “i’ll get sth else to drink real quick. and with drink i mean water bc i can’t pick up both of your dumbasses at the same time”
taekook don’t really give him a reply but start to talk gibberish again and jimin lets out a heavy sigh, “i’ll be right back, don’t move or go anywhere.” and he leaves with taekook screaming “jiminnie we love you!” in the background.
when jimin comes back, he didn’t expect to see taekook falling asleep together, head-on-head, with their mouths wide open and he can’t help but smile and decides to take tons of pictures first before he calls jin to help him.
jin picks up his phone with a loud groan “park fricking jimin do you know what ti-” and jimin would interrupt him with “hyung please pick us up, taekook are totally drunk and I can’t get them home right now”
“why?? just hold their hands for guiding if necessary! and wait, what– where– you’re outside?!”
“i’ll explain everything later hyung please, just pick us up, they’re sound asleep and too heavy for me!” jimin then says, sighing, bc he knows jin probably won’t stop nagging if he doesn’t end this phone call soon
jin groans again, so loud that jimin’s sure if passengers had passed him right now, they would have heard it
“i’ll be right there” jin finally answers, defeated, and jimin thanks him in the sweetest tone he can manage
after jimin told him the adress, jin arrives 10 mins later just to see jimin taking even more photos of taekook sleeping
taekook wake up the next day to see 80+ messages in their group chat and all of them are pics of them sleeping outside with weird poses + comments from the other members and they swear never to overdo it ever again