i love him more than i love cookies

So here’s the thing

Yes Sara loves Scott more than life itself. She loves him more than she loves brownies and chocolate chip cookies, hard to believe I know.

But that does not stop her from messing with him.

And that means that every week he receives photos of their expeditions that become increasingly more elaborate.

It starts off harmless sure, the wish you were hear photos and hey I found this cool plant photos. But then.

One day Scott recieves a photo of a literal man-eating plant.

She sends him a photo of her and vetra wearing shades with spewing lava in the very-near background.

Liam picks up on this and soon he’s in a good majority of the photos and basically they’re both just giant goofy nerds

One day he gets a photo of Sara with a very confused Kallo in the background with the caption “I have a cute boyfriend and you don’t #suckit” and Scott is personally insulted that she didn’t tell him sooner

Then he receives a photo of Drack holding Sara over the edge of a cliff and he had a fucking heart attack.

She once sent him a blurry picture of her running frantically away from a hoard of giant beetles, and he later gets a photo of her stuck in a hole she used to escape the bugs, with Jaal trying to help her out and liam dying of laughter in the background. Basically she starts giving him a heart attack once a week.

He gives up on scolding her for being reckless after getting a photo of her, liam and Jaal silhouetted by a huge explosion. It’s no longer advised for his health.

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Prompt:  Could I please have something fluffy with the 11th doctor? Like something domestic around the tardis maybe x
A/N: please make me do more stuff with 11th i love him more than i love life

MASTERLIST KO-FI.

“Well,” You started, expectantly, “you’re not just going to stand there, are you?” The tips of your fingers were heating at a rapid pace through the thick fabric of cooking gloves, but your grip on the metal sheet did not loosen. The Doctor stood by the TARDIS console, his fingers loosely wrapped around a handle as with his free hand he was about to push some green button that would most likely blast you off to space. He stared intently; his eyes narrowing at the funny looking cookies that emitted a gingery smell that had an alarming whiff of burned dough and were decorated with an ungodly amount of colorful frosting. He raised a brow, pointing a finger at the tray.

“Are those supposed to be gingerbread biscuits?”

“Not supposed to, are.” You fired back, urging him to take one.

“(Name), my dear, they do look lovely but I think I couldn’t possibly rob you of the pleasure of eating them all by yourself now, can I?” There was a strained note in his playful voice as he turned away from your and fiddled with the console. You took the opportunity to approach him and nudge him softly, motioning for him to take one.

“I think I’ll manage without a few. Plus, there are more in the kitchen.” You could’ve sworn you saw him sweat, though it was probably just a trick of the light. Sure, you were never a great cook and if Chef Ramsay Gordon saw your deserts he would probably get a heart attack, but you weren’t that bad…Were you?

Seeing the growing conflict in your eyes the Doctor grinned, grabbing a still hot cookie and plopping it into his mouth with a second thought. His eyes grew wide and he coughed, quickly chewing and gulping the atrocity down before nodding. You grinned. “Delicious!” The Doctor said, “Very tasty. Doesn’t feel like coal at all! I don’t know what Amelia meant by saying that they do, because they clearly don’t. Splendid job. (Name).”

Upbeat you leaned in and pecked him on the cheek, “Wait till you see what else I made.” You told before retreating to the kitchen to fetch another one of your recipes. The Doctor sighed, a small knowing smile tilting on his lips as he softly shook his head and chuckled once he heard you approaching again. He didn’t have it in him to turn you down. Plus, seeing you happy was really the only thing he wanted, and if that meant he would have to stomach your terrible meals then so be it.

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Sirius and Harry, 1980

‘And when Christmas comes, Santa’s gonna come round with presents and he’s going to steal all of your cookies and give your mummy and daddy nothing but coal because they’re terrible and you love me ten times more than you love them-’

‘Pads, please hold off on Harry until he learns how to joke back.’

‘I’m not telling him jokes. Everything I tell this kid is the hard truth. Nothing but facts.’

Taken by Lily Evans and framed for Sirius’ Christmas present (along with a lump of coal, of course)

allthewaytovictorytown  asked:

Café date HC with Ethan

Ohhh my goodness!!

•ethan ordering you his fave coffee because he loves showing you new things

•eth insisting you try it in front of him bc you’ll LOVE it

•"its really good babe"
“I knew you’d like it!!!”

•taking pics of eth while he sips his coffee

•eth making jokes about how he loves coffee more than you

•"coffees the only other thing id marry besides you"
“Its okay if i dont marry you ill marry pizza”

•eth buying you a heart cookie

•"hey (y/n)“
“Yeah”
“I dont know what looks better, this croissant or you”
“You’re not allowed to watch MTV anymore”

•trying to work on your paper for school while youre there but getting distracted by how cute eth is

•eth blowing you kisses jokingly from the order line

•eth playfully writing his number on a napkin and sliding it to you

•"ethan why did you give me this, we’ve been dating for months”
“Yeah but every time i see you its like the first time”
“You’re so corny i love you”
“I love you too”

Wow ethan would be such a good boyfriend im crying

Johnny, Kick a Hole in the Sky 3/7

“Oh gods then on Tuesday I promised Mama I’d run some errands for her so Jack said he’d love to come along. Day 2 was supposed to be the best! Small introductions the book said, there’s nothing I love more than a day about me.”

 “Of course being my awesome self I could have sworn I had the cookies for Carl when I left the house!”

Day 2 – Small Introductions

 

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25 Days of Solangelo

Day 5: Hair

There were more than one hundred reasons why Nico loved his boyfriend Will. He loved him because of how he sounded when he laughed. He loved him because of the wrinkle in his nose when he was annoyed with something. He loved him because when he could see that Nico was upset in public instead of prying he would just lightly touch his hand and Nico knew that later things would be okay. All of these were very practical things that Nico loved his boyfriend for, everyone could understand these reasons. But one reason nobody had come to understand is why Nico loved his boyfriend’s hair in the winter time. 

Nico had first noticed how Will’s hair looked months before they started going out. It was a cold snowy night in December and the two of them were standing outside of the movie theater, waiting for Will’s friends Lou Ellen and Cecil to pick them up. They both were bundled up, Will more so than Nico with a red hat and matching scarf. Will didn’t like being in the cold where as Nico was more tolerant of it. What he wasn’t tolerant for was Will’s constant complaining about how he shouldn’t have let his friends borrow the car. 

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reasons why bob morley deserves all the nice things
  • HIS HAIR
  • DOES HE KNOW WHAT A COMB IS
  • IDEC I LOVE IT
  • his head is quite possibly 67% hair at this point trust me i’m a maths
  • he posted 3 selfies in less than a week like
  • come on bob, you’re killing me here
  • MAKES LAME JOKES
  • his jokes are the worst and i love them
  • does not know how to dress himself properly
  • TALKS ABOUT MENTAL ILLNESS
  • SPEARHEADED A CAMPAIGN TO RAISE AWARENESS FOR MENTAL ILLNESS
  • CARES SO MUCH ABOUT MENTAL ILLNESS
  • honestly the first time i heard him speak about it i cried because it meant so much to me
  • CARES SO MUCH IN GENERAL
  • once wrote an amazing, eloquent speech about racism he faced
  • uses a million emojis that honestly makes no sense half the time what a bean
  • HATS AND BEANIES
  • HOW MANY OF THOSE DOES HE EVEN OWN WTF
  • seriously he got a hat with blake on it speaking of
  • HE UNDERSTANDS AND LOVES BELLAMY SO MUCH
  • he loves bellamy more than any of us
  • no 1 bellamy blake stan right there
  • supports his cast mates/ friends whenever he can
  • SNEAKS IN COOKIES TO CON PANELS
  • straight up admitted that he went to the tcas for free food last year
  • (tbh i would do the same thing)
  • M O U T H    D O C T O R
  • it’s a dentist bby oh ilysm robert
  • arms tho
  • and hands tho
  • basically everything
  • his smile is like sunshine
  • HE is like sunshine lbr
I love her, I love her more than I love my self, I love her more than I love watching the sunrise every morning. I love her more than I love basketball, I love her more than fresh baked cookies right out of the oven, I love her more than I love music. God, I love her more than I could ever love any thing on this planet and the funny part is while I’m still in love with her, with every thing about her, she’s falling in love with him and getting over me.
—  Kaley tiberi
Empire: My heart broke

For Andre and Cookie last night. WOW

Lucious ain’t shit for the way he treated both Anika and Cookie but I didn’t expect better from him. He is a bastard who loves himself more than he will ever love anyone else, even the woman who gave him three sons, sacrifice for him, and was willing to forgive him all his bullshit. I HATE that. This is why no matter what, I never want Cookie to be with him. 

Yes, they balance each other beautifully. Yes, they have great chemistry. But he will never love her more than himself, and I don’t want her to be with anyone who can’t love her as much as she loves them. Cookie has sacrifice too much, been through too much for her to end-up with a man who will never love her as much as she loves. I want a man who will be willing to give-up everything he has and the world for Cookie, because she if she loves him, she will do the same for him. This is what I want for Cookie and this is why I can never ship her with Lucious. I will enjoy their scenes together, but I won’t root for them.  

Andre, Andre, my heart truly broke for him. I think he has distance and detached himself so far from his family that he doesn’t know whether to go up or down. He is floating out in sea of pain and pushing it down and down, not knowing how to deal with it or himself. He doesn’t know himself because he spent his life trying to be everything to everyone, while desperately hopping that they will finally see him, love and accept him. I don’t even think gaining the empire is about power for him. I think it’s more about people finally seeing his worth and accepting him. He knows he will never gain that within his family, but he is hopping if he becomes powerful enough, he will gain it from the outside world.  

Lucious is a bastard without question but I love watching him interact with his sons. I love his scene with Hakeem and Cookie in studio. I love his scene with Jamal, telling him to tell his truth. Unfortunately for him, Jamal’s truth is his worst nightmare, lol, SUCK IT LOCIOUS. I love his scenes with Andre, despite how painful it was to watch Andre crumbled but try to keep it together.