i love him and i don't care what you think

I just think it’s funny that like, you can tell I’m not a dog person because in every Hades and Persephone retelling Cerberus is always in the story multiple times and Persephone loves it “oh what a good big fluffy boy” etc etc *cue huge eye roll* but in my book he’s had a grand total of one scene and a few offhand references for lore purposes

okay so i was having thoughts this morning about how i believe that obi-wan was probably t h e best master for anakin under the circumstances (and a few others) and how as much as i hate predestination, if you accept anakin as (one of?) the chosen one(s), then he is fated to bring about the fall of the Jedi - cos you can’t have balance when the lightside outnumbers the darkside by as much as it does. and i started thinking about how what if the universes where obi-wan is his master greatly delays him fucking off to the darkside and bringing about the end of the Order? well, he was all of 23 when that happened, which means in other universes, where obi-wan is not his master, he probably abandons the order much younger than that.

okay, so - an au where.

an au where qui-gon lives. despite reasons why it probably wouldn’t happen, he becomes anakin’s master, obi-wan fucks off to do Knight Things and Grow As His Own Person. anakin has his canonical crisis of faith and great realization that being a jedi is difficult and not actually all that he thought it was going to be. he fucks off from the order - say around the age of fifteen?

qui-gon, despite everything, goes off to hunt him. despite this “betrayal”. after all, anakin is the chosen one, right? so he even goes so far as to call in obi-wan to help him find anakin. meanwhile, anakin is employing every last trick in the book to remain out of reach. he won’t go back - he won’t. he can do more good out there in the galaxy, instead of tied down by the (hostile, tbh) jedi order.

it just so happens that obi-wan finds him. rather than try to arrest him or anything (leaving the order is not a ‘take into custody’ offense, as obi-wan well knows) and actually talks to anakin about the reasons why he’s fucked off. he finds the reasons understandable. besides, becoming a jedi is not being conscripted. anakin has the right to leave if he feels like it. obi-wan tells him that it’s fucking dangerous for a half-trained force sensitive out there in the wild galaxy, but when anakin doesn’t change his mind (because he’s hella stubborn tbh) obi-wan is just like “welp” and lets him go. he tells qui-gon he never found anakin, but that it’s really unreasonable to hunt the kid down for fucking off. it’s another thing that qui-gon and obi-wan don’t see eye-to-eye with.

so that’s that, right? they’ll never see the chosen one again.

but wait, there’s more. So of course the Sith find anakin. he must bring balance to the force. Dooku and Sidious play bad cop/good cop until anakin is firmly under Sidious’ thumb. (presumably, Qui-gon would have found nine hundred different ways to keep anakin away from palpatine, who might even have been the one to plant the idea of running off into anakin’s head on the few times when he was allowed to speak with the kid). anakin goes corrupt, as you do when siths are fucking with your head, and the story proceeds.

here it is, the fall of the jedi order, and order 66.

ymmv what happens to qui-gon. does he live through even this? or is he shot down protecting obi-wan? in either case, obi-wan survives as he tends to, trying to regroup with the rest of the surviving Jedi. of course, you have this wretched sith lord, Darth Vader, hunting them all down. his skill with a blade is unparalleled. no jedi who has faced him has survived.

when he finds them, obi-wan stays back, sacrificing himself to save the others. and yet, to his surprise, darth vader does not kill him. darth vader himself does not understand entirely why, only that once when he was very young, a jedi heard him out and let him go.

he does not let obi-wan go, but neither does his blade fall.

firing away as they gay

Summary: Just because Isak and Even hooked up doesn’t mean that Even actually cares about him, no matter how badly the meddling assholes he calls friends want them to be together. (Much thanks to the actual love of my life @westiris for reading over this, and for trying her hardest to not enable me, even thought it didn’t work.)

Pairing: Isak/Even

Words: 4,315

Isak wishes his friends could fucking stop. He’s not bitter, or incapable of love or anything. He’s just not ready to be in a relationship with anyone, not after the string of meaningless hookups he’d had after coming out, not when he’s so often stuck inside his own head that he can’t imagine himself being good for anyone. Especially not someone like Even Bech Næsheim, who’s somehow standing in his doorway, holding a pack of beers.

Somehow, like Isak doesn’t know perfectly well that the dumb fuckers he calls friends set this up, because they’d somehow gotten it into their heads that Isak and Even would get along. They’re not exactly wrong, but Isak’s trying to scrub the memory of last weekend from his mind. It’s a little difficult though, when Isak remembers Even pushing him against the very door he’s holding open as he nudged his thigh between Isak’s legs and pressed kisses down his neck.


Protective Big Brother / Friend Starters
  • Feel free to add more!
  • "Are you sure you can trust him?"
  • "At least tell me when and where they're going to drop you off."
  • "They look kinda shady."
  • "I don't like him."
  • "Look, you're safety is my utmost concern, if they do anything funny, don't hesitate to call me."
  • "Check up with me when you move places or anything that might come up, alright?"
  • "You remember what I told you about these types of people, right?"
  • "I'm not trying to me protective, I just care about you."
  • "Be careful, don't forget to call!"
  • "Don't touch him/her/them!"
  • "Just what do you think you're doing?"
  • "Look, I may fight with my siblings, but once you lay a finger on them, you'll be facing me."
  • "Lay a finger on them, and that finger comes off."
  • "I'm keeping an eye out for you."
  • "They may trust you, but I know people like you who gains their trust before stabbing them in the back."
  • "Give you their love? More like give me your heart before I anything else?"
  • what he says: don't win the war 'till I get there
  • what he means: don't die before I can get there to save you
  • what he says: I'm with you 'till the end of the line
  • what he means: I realize that you think you have to go it alone and you're hurting because everyone you love dies but I'm not going anywhere. I'm with you until death and every step of the way before then
  • what he says: don't do anything stupid while I'm gone
  • what he means: I'm worried about you, please take care of yourself since I can't be there to keep you safe
  • what he says: but I knew him
  • what he means: he feels really important for some reason and he gave me a name, please don't take him away from me
  • what he says: even when I had nothing I had bucky
  • what he means: I've been mourning him since I came out of the ice and even when I had nothing more than the clothes on my back and a fake hospital room I had the memory of him. Also when we had nothing back in Brooklyn he was the one true constant in my life
  • what he says: this is my choice
  • what he means: if I have to die I want to do it with dignity and I'm not sure I want to go on without him - he's my entire life and it isn't fair that I survive when he didn't
Random Starters [ send me one maybe? ]
  • "Do you believe in the tooth fairy?"
  • "I think I'm pregnant. And it's not yours."
  • "I feel like I'm going to puke."
  • "Are you seriously wearing that to the party tonight?"
  • "You need to change that attitude before we leave this house."
  • "Stop staring at me like I grew a second head."
  • "Are you drunk or do you just act like that all the time?"
  • "I forgot where I parked my car."
  • "I'm not going to lie to you anymore. I do love you, but I..."
  • "It's only a slice of pie."
  • "I just want to be loved again. Is that so wrong?"
  • "The cat is looking at me funny."
  • "I think you're the prettiest thing I've ever seen."
  • "Care to join me?"
  • "I would rather not eat dinner alone."
  • "Did you remember to lock the door?"
  • "How do you live with yourself everyday, doing what you do?"
  • "I don't feel pretty enough for him."
  • "You can do anything you set your mind to."
  • "People say ignorance is bliss, but... I just want to know the truth."
  • "People are stupid today."
  • "I'm in the hospital. Can you come?"
  • "You're act liking I'm in love with you or something."
  • "Go ahead and leave. I'm not going to stop you."
  • "I'm tired of fighting."
  • "I think you need help."
  • "Do whatever you believe in, and I'll support you."
  • "What is it like being you?"
BTS reaction to their girl crush being roommates with her guy bestfriend
  • I hope y'all enjoy this, I also hope it's what you wanted~ 💙💙 I made so that they confess because without gifs I need more dialogue and it was one of the ways In thought it would work out~ Hope you don't mind. 💙💙
  • ————————
  • Jin/Kim Seokjin:
  • Over protective because he absolutely adores you and doesn't like the idea of you being with another dude. We all know he rambles and it's cute AF.
  • Jin: You can't be roommates with him! You're a girl he's a man, what if he's a pervert.
  • You: I think I've known him long enough to assure you that he's Not a perv.
  • You: Why? I don't see the big issue!!
  • You: ...
  • Jin: ...
  • Jin: Please like me back at least. We could be a gorgeous couple.
  • ~~~~~
  • Suga/Min Yoongi:
  • You aren't going anywhere forget being roommates with that guy. Min Yoongi is a straightforward man.
  • Yoongi: No.
  • You: But why not?
  • Yoongi: Because I said no.
  • You: And this is supposed make me agree because...?
  • Yoongi: I like you, I get jealous, and I want you to myself.
  • Yoongi: Does that make you agree now?
  • ~~~~~~~~
  • J-Hope/Jung Hoseok:
  • Hobi would be really pouty about it and adorable. Trying to convince you to stay. Hates the idea of you spending nights and days living with some other guy.
  • Hobi: Please stay.
  • You: I already agreed.
  • Hobi: You wouldn't for me?
  • You: -Sigh- I would but.. Ahahha you're so troublesome.
  • Hobi: -cheeky smile- So will you please stay? And just be with me?
  • You: Aw. Baby, of course.
  • Jung Hoseok- The man pulling your heartstrings.
  • ~~~~~~~~~
  • Rap Monster/Kim Namjoon:
  • He would awkwardly bring it up and disapprove. He worries for your safety and wants you to be closer to him not further away.
  • Namjoon: Sooo.. Moving with that guy.
  • You: What about it?
  • Namjoon: Isn't it too much?
  • You: It would help me with the pay for it to be split.
  • Namjoon: Are you sure nothing will happen between you guys?
  • You: Positive ~
  • Namjoon: I don't want the girl I like being with some dude I don't know. -Mumbling-
  • You: Cutie. If you want I'll stay. For you.
  • Namjoon: That would be really nice so please and thank you.
  • ~~~~~~~
  • Jimin/Park Jimin:
  • He would be a confused as to why you even agreed to be roommates with him. He would deal with it for awhile, just let you pack and move, but after a bit he missed you coming over more often. Now you lived further away and he hated it.
  • Jimin: Come back home..
  • You: I'm already moved Jimin, I can't just go back.
  • Jimin: You're to far away, I miss you.
  • You: So do I but the payment has been easier to handle with a roomate.
  • Jimin: I'll help you just please come back.
  • You: Don't Jimin.
  • Jimin: Please. -Now goes to holding your face-
  • You: You know what? You and your face are my issue. Okeeehh I'll move back.
  • Jimin: -Cute eye smile- I'm happy to have you more to myself now~
  • ~~~~~~~~~
  • V/Kim Taehyung:
  • Taehyung would barely let you even pack in the first place. He would be holding your hand telling you that you shouldn't move in with him. Childishly unpacking your clothes so that you took longer.
  • You: Tae please stop! Why don't youet me move out?
  • Tae: Because I'll miss you.
  • You: I can always call and visit.
  • Tae: Not as often!
  • You: What do you want me to do about it?
  • Tae: Stay, just stay.
  • You: I can't. -Return to packing-
  • Tae: -back hug with his head laying on your shoulder- Stay for me, because I like you a lot and I hate seeing you go live with another guy...
  • You're not leaving anytime soon! Am I right?
  • ~~~~~~~~
  • Jungkook/Jeon Jungkook:
  • He would watch you pack, sometimes help and let chu leave. After day three he realized all the problems with this change and didn't like any of them.
  • Jungkook ends up going to where you live to get you to go back.
  • KooKie: I need you to move back.
  • You: Um, I'm already moved in comfortably I can't just move out.
  • Kookie: But there's four problems with this.
  • You: Okay, explain.
  • Kookie: One: You're with a guy I don't know and that hurts my heart. Two: You can't call or visit as often as you used too. Three: I miss you and Four: I realized how much I really liked you and I can't handle knowing you're here.
  • You: Jungkook I-
  • KooKie: Please.
  • You: I'll move back home. No need to worry now, honey.
  • Sasuke: Shut up, you're useless.
  • SS Fans: Well I mean he's right there's nothing Sakura can do right now, he's just being blunt
  • Sasuke: Naruto, they're a burden, you should have just left them to die
  • SS Fans: Sasuke is right, they have to save the world even if it hurts him so much to make that choice :( / Sasuke's lying, he just doesn't want Kaguya to see that he cares about Sakura so she won't attack her! / He's just tsundere!
  • Sasuke: But thanks to that [the vest] I made it. But not you. I did it on my own.
  • Naruto: Did you thank Sakura and Obito for saving you?
  • Sasuke: Who gives a shit just focus on the goddess trying to kill everyone
  • SS Fans: Aw he's such a tsundere :)
  • Naruto: Sasuke! Save Sakura!
  • Sasuke: ....... -no intention to save her-
  • -Kakashi saves Sakura-
  • Sasuke: What the fuck how did HE get Susanoo?! A perfect one at that!
  • Sakura: I love you! Maybe romantically or platonically idk, which one Kishimoto-sama?
  • Sasuke: GOD you're annoying, I'm going to trap you in an illusion where I kill you so you'll shut up
  • Kakashi: She just wanted to save you, she's not even interested in going out with you anymore
  • SS Fans: Shut the fuck up Kakashi you don't know shit
  • Sasuke: What, is she having fun daydreaming about love? I just don't care about her love for me, I never have and she should have stopped a long time ago because I've NEVER been interested
  • Sasuke: Naruto, you're the only person I care about so that's why I have to kill you, you're my best friend, my only bond
  • Sasuke: -flashbacks of Team 7-
  • Sasuke: I think of Team 7, Sakura included, as a FAMILY

anonymous asked:

what do you think of jaebum/yugyeom?


they’re just soft. patient/kind leader likes to take care of yugy. 

jaebum’s tendency to be so cute and clingy with yug. 

back hug galore. tummy rubs. 

yugyeom calling him “jaebummie” and jAEBUM’S HEART SKIPPED A BEAT LETS BE HONEST

Ian Gallagher has taken two episodes and a couple of weeks to fall in love with Mickey Milkovich, but then waited for 7 seasons and roughly 5 years to tell him. This is how slow Ian’s emotional self-analysis process is. 

And trust me, I don’t think anyone else is gonna deserve those three words from Ian for as long as the show lives on, and beyond that. Ian loved, loves and will love Mickey Milkovich, only Mickey Milkovich, always Mickey Milkovich. 

"I don't care about me, what's going to happen to you?"

- Callie hearing someone, not only care about what happens to her, but putting her happiness so high above his own that he’s not even thinking of himself. Callie hearing that someone loves her this much, after assuming he was concerned about what would happen to him because she’s only ever experienced people being angry at her or self-interested. Instead having this response from Brandon Foster. Callie hearing just how much Brandon loves her.

anonymous asked:

I'd sell my soul and the soul of every member of my family to have your djbek in my bed for the rest of my life. Like he can keeo his headphones on I don't even care HAHAHAHAH Fuck he's hot. Thank you for him, seriously.

askldfklaskllk AHHAHAHA oh god i love this though

DJ Beka casually listening to his own mixes while fucking

Sounds like something JJ would do

(Oh my god wait… I just promised JJbek art and now… I think I know what I’ll do)

Ok, we all know Belle would rather die than give in to Gaston’s threats and manipulations to accept his proposal.  But like, what if it wasn’t her life, or even her father’s, at stake? 

Gaston sees the terrifying creature in the mirror. He notices the way Belle smiles when she looks at the image. “He’s my friend,” she says, but even Gaston can hear so much more in her voice that she isn’t putting into words. So instead of rallying the town to kill the Beast, Gaston hatches one last desperate plan: capture this monster alive.

The Beast could easily overpower the mob if he wanted to, but he’s too tired and heartbroken to care what happens now–and anyway, Belle wouldn’t want him to become the monster they think he is. Gaston gives Belle one last ultimatum: marry him, or they’ll kill this creature she’s become so fond of. 

The Beast tries to tell her no, don’t do it, don’t throw your life away, I’m not worth it. But what else can she do? You’re worth it to me, she says.

Fortunately that’s just as explicit of an “i love you” as saying those three words out loud.

anonymous asked:

I don't why but I get bugged when people draw Lance with flat hair..... Maybe because he takes such good care of his skin what makes you think he wouldn't take good care of his hair and have it nice and fluffy? Like seriously draw him with extra fluffy hair!

Hc that Lance only gets fluffy hair when he makes out with Keith and is too doped up on love to actually give a damn afterwards.

No one’s seen him with his straight hair for months.

theemoestdemon  asked:

I'm having a bad week, (mainly cause of school) can you write some Tomco fluff for me? I don't care how short it is I just need some fluffy happiness

Of course I can! I hope you like it! And I hope it makes you feel a little better. I really think you’re a great person adn I love you! Feel better soon and enjoy the story!

“Marco! Let me see!” Tom giggled. Marco had his hands over the demon’s eyes and was leading him over to where he placed the gift. “What are you bringing me to see anyways?” Tom asked, confused. Marco jumped and grinned.

“You’ll see!” He smiled. Marco brought Tom to the table and took his hands away. “Surprise!” He exclaimed. Tom looked down at the table curiously at the green cactus, with pink flower on top. The pink on the flower matched the pink of Tom’s hair almost exactly.

“This is… for me?” Tom asked. Marco nodded.

“Well, I know demons have a nurturing side, and I gave you something you can care for! They’re desert plants so it will be okay in the dry heat of the underworld.” He explained. Tom reached out to touch it. “Careful, it’s prickly.” Marco giggled. Tom nodded and brushed the bristles very gently so as he wouldn’t be hurt.

“You got a plant special for me to take care of?” Tom asked. Marco nodded and the demon’s face lit up like a thousand lights. “You think I can do it!? I can-can take care of a living thing without killing it!? Or hurting it?” Tom asked.

“Oh Tom, of course!” Marco assured. Tom grinned down to the cactus and pulled Marco down for a kiss. “Do you like it?” He asked. Tom nodded excitedly and looked down at the plant like it was a precious little baby.

“I love love LOVE him, Marco! I’m going to name him Vincent Nigel-Murray.” Tom named. Marco giggled and shook his head at the demon. “And I’ll make sure to put him in a place where he gets lots and lots of sunlight. And I’ll take great care of him!” Tom smiled proudly. His confident look melted away and Tom blushed. “I’m gonna make you proud, Marco!” Tom grinned. Marco put the cactus on the table and pulled Tom into a kiss.

“You already have made me SO proud!” Marco beamed. “With everything you do!” He assured. Marco covered Tom’s face in kisses and Tom giggled.

“Thanks Mar-Mar.” He blushed deeper and then took the cactus off the table. “I need to take Vincent home! I need to find a nice place for him in the window where he can get light. And then I need to get plant food for cactuses… where would I get that?” He asked. “I’ll figure it out! I need to go do all that!” Tom exclaimed.

“I thought we were going to see a movie?” Marco reminded.

“We were!” Tom exclaimed. “But then you gave me this guy! I’m a father now! I have responsibilities.” Tom thrust the plant out forward and Marco rolled his eyes.

“You… you aren’t a father, Tom.” Marco broke the news and Tom narrowed his eyes.

“You played your role in making this baby.” Tom hissed. Marco put his face in his hands.

“Is this going to be a whole thing now?” Marco asked. Tom nodded. “Am I going to be helping you raise this cactus?” Marco asked. Tom nodded again and handed him the baby. Marco groaned and Tom grabbed his coat.

“Babysit Vincent while I get some plant food!” Tom instructed. “Keep him in the sunlight.” He added. Marco sighed and sat down.

“Of course, Tom.” He told the demon.
“Also I need money for plant food.” Tom added. Marco gave him a look.

“How come?” He asked.

“I’m your husband, Marco. We work to support this child together.” Tom explained. Marco rolled his eyes and handed Tom five dollars. “Thanks Marco! I’ll take care of the next round of food!” Tom told him. “Marriages are all give and take.” Tom added. Marco rolled his eyes again and sat down, laughing.

“We aren’t even married, Tom.” He laughed. Tom put his hands on his hips and gave Marco a look.

“We have a child together, Marco.” He repeated. “Take care of Vincent, I will be back soon.” He told the human. Marco gave a thumbs up and cradled the pot like it was a human baby. Tom smiled and gave Marco a kiss goodbye, then gave the cactus a kiss goodbye, which proved to be a bad idea. “OW!” Tom cried. Marco started laughing hysterically.

“You kissed a cactus.” He giggled.

“I kissed our SON!” Tom corrected. Marco smiled and gave Tom another kiss.

“You little cutie.”

anonymous asked:

I'm more and more convinced that Liam's new look is mostly due to the baby mama hating it (also the reference is blatant, he's a chained man). I don't think he gives a fuck how others perceive him but Chernobyl probably cares quite a bit and finds this embarrassing. I'm starting to love it.

It’s possible that’s what he’s doing, although given Loammy’s aesthetic is similar to Bieber and early 2000s Timby, I think he’s wearing these clothes because it’s part of his new image.

Here’s the thing - for all the loving roasts about Loammy’s wardrobe of chains or what have you, if Liam likes those clothes and they make him feel good about himself when he wears them, then thats what matters to me. Loammy Jean Pan should absolutely be feeling himself and should have zero fucks to give if it’s not some folks’ aesthetic.

anonymous asked:

If Taekook is real (and it seems like there's a massive possibility), I think they would extremely lucky to be in Bangtan because Namjoon supports LGBT+, Hoseok is literally the biggest shipper out there, Yoongi probably wouldn't care what you are as long as you don't disturb him from his slumber and Jimin and Seokjin would probably be the biggest supporters aside from Hoseok. Your thoughts?

Ah, i love these kinds of questions. Thank you ♡ I agree though! Have you ever think why do they support LGBT? I always ask myself that whenever i remember that Namjoon openly said that he does and how Yoongi talked about his type of guy, and how he said that gender doesn’t matter and I was like ‘IS SOME OF THEM ARE ACTUALLY????’
If Taekook is real, (TAEKOOK INVENTED TRUE LOVE LET’S FACE IT) i am sure that everyone supports it. The hyungs loved them so much, to the point that they get in between them when they got too close oncam because they want to protect them. ( I AM TALKING TO YOU JIMIN )

anonymous asked:

Hi! So, in my opinion, it's clear that Bellamy loves and has romantic feelings for Clarke. I do believe that Clarke reciprocates those feelings, but I'm not so convinced that she's fully aware of them. It's understandable considering her feelings were focused on Lexa. I have always found Clarke's emotions harder to read and interpret around Bellamy. She clearly loves and cares for him, and I think the seed for romance is planted, but I don't know if SHE knows that. What do you think? :)

I don’t reblog great posts sometimes because they question Clarke’s feelings for Bellamy. 

I believe 100% that Clarke is in love with Bellamy and she has been since he was risking his life in Mount Weather. Yes. The entire time she was with Lxa. 

You say she was focused on Lxa, but I did my rewatch. Season 2 she was focused on BELLAMY, not Lxa who was right there. She rejected Lxa and her VERY next line was, “He did it.” Meaning Bellamy. Lxa knew she loved him.

And even in Polis, I’m gonna say that no, Clarke was focused on her people. And saving her people meant she had to save Lxa because she was invested in this relationship and keeping her on her good side. I found the relationship between Clarke and Lxa to be far more political than intimate. She NEVER trusted Lxa, even when she loved her. She never chose lxa. She chose her people.

In fact she didn’t become intimate with Lxa until after Bellamy rejected her and she thought he hated her. In Hakeldama.

So I question the concept that Clarke’s feelings for Bellamy were always eclipsed by her feelings for Lxa. Lxa was certainly entranced by Clarke, but I did not see her allow herself to return those feelings until it was ALREADY CERTAIN SHE WAS LEAVING and the political game was up. 

As soon as she came back to her delinquents Clarke Griffin was Bellamy focused. She wanted him back. She wanted their relationship back. She wanted their trust, their intimacy, their friendship, their support, their faith in each other and she COURTED him.

Not sexually. Emotionally.

You don’t do that if you don’t know that you love someone and maybe they might love you back. And maybe that love might be worth it, because you are better together. 

there’s so much i love about sense8 but genuinely one of my favourite things is that wolfgang is the Violence Guy ™

like, yeah if it’s a fight then sun and will are there.  but if it’s just violence then it’s always him.   even in nomi’s toast for her sister’s wedding, as soon as it got to the  “take care of my sister or i’ll find you” bit and wolfie was just THERE.  or when everyone is trying to make sun think before killing her brother and he’s just like  “do it”