i love her. i love these ladies. i'm just gonna go cry about them

anonymous asked:

Do you still think Jonsa wil happen?😂😂😂U really think he would ever love, boring, plain, weak Sansa? Who all she ever did was whine, & cry, & fuck her family & herself over, over & over again? Did u see how passionate Jon & Dany were in bed? Jon's passionate, his partner has to be passionate, Sansa could never be as sensual & passionate as Dany, not after being raped, she'd be utterly rigid and boring in bed, she would not give Jon any pleasure. Jonsa has no future, Jonerys is endgame.

“Sansa could never be as sensual & passionate as Dany, not after being raped, she’d be utterly rigid and boring in bed, she would not give Jon any pleasure” 

I always try to be nice, but, fuck you, FUCK YOU lady/dude whatever the hell you are 🖕🖕🖕

I just can’t believe you actually wrote that, and sent it in. This is one of the most fuc*ed up sh*t I’ve ever read. Some of you J*nerys fans are disgusting wtf. I’m beyond speechless.

Being raped does wound you, hurt you, in so many ways, but women are strong, they heal with time. I do suppose it will always be difficult for Sansa to trust men, considering what Ramsay did to her, she’ll always be weary of them, and I suppose she’s never going to allow just any man in her bed, again, but if she fully and truly trusted the man, if he respected her, treated her with kindness, gentleness, if he gave her time, made her feel appreciated and loved, wich would further help her heal, and restore some of her faith in men, which Jon literally has done, she would eventually find it in herself to share her bed with that someone. 

She fully trusts Jon already, the physical contact that she initiated multiple times with him, is proof of that, she loves him, he makes her feel safe, and loved, and cared for, she can talk freely with him, because she knows he’d never punish her, nor hurt her in any way. They have a parter like relashionship already, and the amount of trust and love she already has for Jon, is a strong, cemented foundation, that will be key in season 8, when Jonsa will happen.

Plus, Sansa is already fierce and passionate as it is, she does things with passion and fierceness. You don’t know what kind of a lover she would be, what kind of a lover she WILL be, when she finds it in herself, when she allows herself, to fully and truly love someone, and let go of herself with him.

She never had a proper lover, someone to respect her, love her, and treat her with kindness and honor. The only man who shared her bad, was a psychopath that enjoyed beating her, raping her and playing sick, twisted games with her body, every night. You belittling her, belittling her sensuality, degrading her like this, because she was raped, trying to measure who would be more passionate/sensual between her and D@ny, is fucked up, I’d be seriously concerned if I were you, anon.

And btw, D@ny was raped too, remember? And she healed, as you say, she is sensual and passionate. Being raped does not equal, you will never make love with anyone, ever again, in your entire life, you will not get back control over your body ever again, you will never be able to allow/trust anyone to ever love you again, you will never again allow yourself to enjoy making love, that you’ll never feel pleasure ever again, that you’ll never allow to let anyone cherish you, cherish your body, love you as a whole ever again. There is nothing wrong though, in a woman deciding to never let a man touch her again, everyone’s different, some heal quickly, some slowly, and, unfortunately, some never heal.

If she were to allow anyone in her bed, if she were to wed again, Jon will be the one. I am among the people who believe that, she herself will propose the match. She’ll secure her place at Winterfell, she’d never have to leave Winterfell, her home, ever again, she’d have a man by her side, that she 1000% knows will NEVER harm her in any way, she’d have children, which both Sansa and Jon always dreamed of having. As Sophie said in an interview, Winterfell is Sansa’s haven, and if Jon is the key to her staying there, if he’s they Key to bringing stability to the North, she’ll marry him.

People heal, and Sansa, with Jon’s help has done a lot of healing, she is stronger, and more confident, and with him, we’ve seen her come into herself, we’ve seen her happy, genuinely happy, he gave her his love, he gave her strengtht and confidence, and she returned that love, and gave him purpose and acceptance in return. 

Now, onto your -so not- epic boatsex, it was so quick, rushed and had no buildup whatsoever, just passion, as you called it, but passion, lust, do not equal love, especially considering poor Jon hasn’t fuc*ed anyone, in years. He iofc he’s gonna bang her, while he’s at it. I expected for their boatbang scene to bother me, but I was surprised by the fact that it didn’t, at all. It was so, so rushed, Missandei and Greyworm has a better love scene than theirs, it was built up slowly and it lasted more than 20 seconds lol 

“Love didn’t just happen to us, we built it slowly over the years, stone by stone…It’s not as exciting as secret passion in the woods, but it is stronger, it lasts longer.” – Catelyn Stark 2x10 

“And Catelyn just gazes at him with love built on a rock-solid foundation. Years and years of brick by brick and stone by stone. She cares for Ned, loves him in a profound and nuanced way that’s a far cry from the romantic passion she had as a girl for Brandon.” Catelyn Stark AGOT 

These two quotes, fit perfectly Jon and Sansa. Which goes back to show you, passion/lust/desire does not equal love, true love.

I’m not sure what Jon is brewing, but it involves the Northerners turning against him, and making Sansa Queen In The North, why, I’m not sure, but he wouldn’t be so stupid as to declare he’s bent the knee for all to hear, he wouldn’t send a raven to Sansa telling her about it, he’d wait until the great war was won. He’s cooking something, there is a reason why he wants Sansa Queen. One thing is for sure, seducing D@ny is part of his plan, which is going very smoothly, she’s fallen for him, deeply. 

What I think he perhaps has in mind is, sacrificing his position as King, since he doesn’t care much about being King, he never wanted it, his plan is to seduce D@ny, make her fall madly in love with him, so that he has power and influence over her, so that when they get back to Winterfell together, he can use that power and influence to convince to not burn the Northerners alive, to not kill them, to not burn Sansa alive, cause listen, Sansa, she would never bend the knee to a southerner, not after all she’s been through, he will use her love for him, and ask her to allow the North to stay independent, to let Sansa be Queen in the North. 

Part of me even thinks that, in his mind he is also taking into consideration the possibily of having to sacrifice his happiness, by striking a deal for the North’s independence, “I’ll marry you, I’ll come south with you, if, you allow my people to have their own ruler, their own Queen”, of course, once word get’s out he’s a Targaryen, it will change everything, it will change his plans, it will change his relationship with D@ny. Those who think it won’t change a thing between them, are fools. We’re talking about D@ny here, a woman who didn’t give two craps about an army of deadmen coming to kill them all, being all too consumed and obsessed with power and the Iron Throne, that only changed her mind when the Night King killed one of her dragons. When she finds out, the IT is not RIGHTFULLY hers, she’s not the rightful heir, she’s gonna FLIP. Again, if you think she won’t, you’re a fool, and you don’t understand her character.

Going back to Sansa, she is not plain, boring nor weak. She is one of the strongest women in this show, her wits, her personality, her intelligence, her inner strength are the things that kept her alive, though all the horror and madness, that has been her life, since Ned was executed.

I think I would’ve gone mad in her place to be very honest with you, there’s only so much I could take, I always say I’d be dead in a minute, if I lived in Westeros. She’s been through so much, and yet, she didn’t let all these horrors, make her power hungry, or entitled, or evil/mad, nor did she let them harden her, all they’ve done was wake her to reality, show her what the world is really like, and make her stronger, sharper, but she’s remained gentle, caring and kind at heart. She’s grown into a strong, intelligent and beautiful woman, who is anything but boring, plain or weak.

If you can’t see, if you refuse to see how they’re building up Jon and Sansa for romance, for love, that’s your problem, and I don’t quite care, but to go and say, Sansa is not good enough for Jon, because she was raped, that’s literally what you said “she would not give Jon any pleasure”, you talk as if us women are some pleasure tools/machines ffs it’s disgusting, it makes me sick, to think someone would think in such a way. Women who are raped deserve, and are worthy of love, just like every other woman, even more so, being loved, cherished, respected, being understood, is part of the healing process. Ugh, I feel like I’m waisting my breath with you.

Be gone and never return in my askbox ever again, please and thank you.

Originally posted by wxste-of-time-x

“I Won’t Say I’m In Love” // Harry Hook x Reader (Daughter of Hades)

Hey hey hey ! Second imagine is ready ! Thanks so much guys for all the likes on the precedent one, I love you so much !! Hope you’ll like this one as much ! xoxo

Summary : You really hate Harry Hook, but you just couldn’t stop thinking about him since he conforted you…


“How can he be your first mate ?”

You were seated next to your best friend Uma in her mother’s shop. The question crossed your lips as your eyes left Harry Hook who had just left the room after wincking at you. Harry was the first mate of Uma and you really hated him. He was annoying, flirting with you all the time despite all your efforts to push him away. He was maybe the person you hated the most in the world, after Mal and her gang who went to Auradon two months ago.

Uma looked at you like if you had turned mad.

“Harry is the most annoying guy on the Isle !”

“But he’s the best sword fighter of my crew.” She stopped talking for a minute or two before she asked : “Tell me, Y/N… Aren’t you a bit in love with him ?”

“What ?” you yelled louder than you wanted. Everybody looked at you. “Are you crazy, Uma ? No, of course not ! He’s such a…”

“So why are you always talking about him ?”

“I have never said…”

“No, never, just yesterday, the day before and the whole week…” she smiled. “Come on, you can tell me everything.”

“Uma, I’m not and I will never be in love with Hook” you answered as you stood up. “Gotta go, my brother’s waiting for me. I’ll see you tomorrow.”

“See ya, Y/N. I’ll tell Harry you say hi” she laughed. You felt your hair becoming hotter, a sign that you were really angry. You got that - the fire hair - from your dad, Hades, the Lord of the Underworld.

On the way back to home, you couldn’t stop thinking of what Uma said. Why are you always talking about him ? Aren’t you a bit in love with him ? Come on, tell me.

If there’s a prize for rotten judgement,
I guess I’ve already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That’s ancient history, been there, done that

Here was the truth : two weeks ago, your boyfriend broke up with you. You were so sad, you spent almost a week crying about that. You usually went out of the town to be alone and cried and yelled after him as much as you needed. But this day, you heard someone.

“Well, well, well, who’s that guy that makes a such beautiful girl crying like this ?”

“Go away, Hook !” you shouted, wiping your tears.

You didn’t want to see him. But you heard his steps and guessed that he stopped next to you.

“Seth, uh ? Facilier’s son ?” he continued. “Uma told me he…”

“I said leave me alone.”

“I don’t like him. But I’m sorry for you, lass.”

You couldn’t believe what you’ve just heard. Harry Hook, sorry for you ? You looked up at him. He was smiling.

“Y/N, you’re a great person, and he didn’t deserve you.”

“But I loved him ! I really did ! And he just… he just…”

“Acted like an asshole. Honnestly, you couldn’t keep dating a guy like him. You deserve someone who really care about you, who will never let you down. He hurt you, and that’s the proof he was not made for you.”

He kneeled in front of you, his blue eyes fixing yours. You wiped them again.

“I won’t let anyone hurt you again like that, Y/N. Now stop crying, please” he whispered to me. After a minute of silence, you asked :

“Why are you so nice with me ? You know I don’t like you.”

“Well, Uma would kill me if I let people causing you pain” he laughed. “Seriously, I hate seeing you hurt. Maybe you don’t like me, but I care about you. Even if you don’t succumb to my natural charm.”

You smiled against your will. He smiled back and gave you his hand. You took it and get up before you quickly released him. He escorted you to your home without added anything.

“Hook ?”

“Yes, Y/N ?”

“You’re still annoying. But thank you.”

“Whenever you need, princess of the Underworld.”

He imitated a reverence before he turned back and you entered into your house.

Who d'you think you’re kidding
He’s the earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden,
Honey we can see right through you
Girl you can’t conceal it
We know how you’re feeling
Who you thinking of

Why couldn’t you chase Harry away from your mind ? You hated him, you knew he was even worst than your ex Seth Facilier. Harry would play with you and your feelings before he let you down. He seemed to care about you, but for how long ? If you would let him become your friend or… more, he would break you, like Seth did, but this time it would be worse.

“Come on, Y/N. Put yourself together. Stop thinking about him !”

But it was like an obsession.

I won’t let anyone hurt you again… I hate seeing you hurt. I care about you !

Aren’t you a bit in love with him ?

In love with him ?

You stopped walking and hit the ground with your feet.

“I can’t be in love with him ! Y/N, you can’t love a guy like him !”

“Everything’s alright, Y/N ?” you heard a voice saying behind you.

You turned round. A girl, older than you, with short black hair and blue eyes, wearing black clothes and lots of black make up, smiled at you. She was Harriet, Harry’s older sister. You always thought she and Harry looked a lot like each other. Harriet was three years older than you, but you knew her from your brother. Fun fact, they were close friends while you hated Harry.

“Hi, Harriet. Yeah, I’m fine.”

“You don’t look like you really are. ‘Have a problem with a guy, uh ? I heard ya.”

“Actually… yes” you answered as Harriet started laughing. “I think I kinda have feelings for him, but I hate him at the same time.” Harriet laughed even more.

“Sweetie, I’d love talking with you 'bout that, but I’m lookin’ for Harry. Did ya see him ?”

“He was at Ursula Fish & Chips earlier, but he left before I did. Maybe I can help you to find him ?”

“You can go to the docks, I’ll look for Uma. She probably knows where he is.”

You left Harriet, determined to find Harry and talk about you two.

No chance no way I won’t say it, no no
(You swoon you sigh why deny it oh oh)
It’s too cliche I won’t say I’m in love
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming “Get a grip girl
Unless you’re dying to cry your heart out”

You didn’t know how long you searched him. But for sure, he was not on the docks. You suddently had an idea. Why not… where he found you the last week ? He knew that place, and no one ever came there.

You were right. Harry was seated where you were the last week, looking at some invisible point on the ground. His brown hair were messier than usually, his black eyeliner making dark marks under his blue eyes like he had… cried ?

“Are you ok, Hook ? Your sister’s looking for you.”

He didn’t answer. Something was clearly wrong with him. You finally stopped and sat next to him. He took his face in his hands. That really hurt you to see Harry like that.

“Harry ? Is everything alright ?”

“Would you… stay with me ? Please” he begged with a broken voice.

“Of course” you answered without thinking. “If you want to talk, I’m here. You can tell me anything.”

For about five minutes, none of you said a word.

“My dad.”

You bit your lip. There was no a single adult on the Isle who was a good parent with their children. You perfectly knew some of them were abusive, yelled, insulted their kids. Your dad wasn’t the worst - the only thing you worried about him were the moments of anger when his hair caught fire.

“He… He had always prefered my sisters. I’m just… I’m just a stupid boy, I don’t even deserve to be a pirate.”

“What !”

You looked at him, chocked. You saw something broken in his eyes, that you have never seen. And he looked so sad… You put your hand on his shoulder.

“Don’t listen to him, Harry. You are amazing, you are Uma’s first mate !”

“He said I’m nothing. I…”

“Harry Hook ! Stop bullying yourself !” you yelled. Surprised, he looked at you. “You are wonderful, Harry. You are the best sword fighter of the Isle. You are loyal, always there for the people you love. You are the boy who stayed with me when I was sad, even if I tried to push you away, even if you thought I hated you. You are not perfect, but no one is. And if your father doesn’t want you, I do. I…”

You stopped talking. What were you saying ?

Girl you can’t deny it
Who you are is how you’re feeling
Baby we’re not buying
Hon we saw you hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When you gonna own up that you got got got it bad

Harry was still looking at you. And you did something that amaze yourself. You wrapped your arm around his neck, brought your face closer to his and kissed him. You closed your eyes as you connected your lips at his. Harry took only a few seconds before kissing you back. And you loved every seconds of that moment. You loved his salty lips, their softness, you loved feeling his hand on your cheek trying to bring you even more closer.

“What a nice surprise” he muttered against your lips. “Maybe I’ll be depressed more often if you kiss me like that every time.”

“Don’t push it, Hook. I still hate you.”

“Of course, darlin’ of course. I love you too.”

He kissed you one more time, before you stood up.

“My gosh, Harry, because of you I’m late ! My brother’s waiting for me, I have to go.”

He get up too and put his arm aroung your waist.

“May I escort you, Lady of the Underworld ?”

You rolled your eyes, making him laughed. He kissed your forehead before you two walked back into town.

No chance no way I won’t say it, no no
(Give up, give in, check the grin you’re in love)
This scene won’t play I won’t say I’m in love
(We’ll do it until you admit you’re in love)
You’re way off base I won’t say it
Get off my case I won’t say it
(Girl don’t be proud it’s okay you’re in love)
At least out loud I won’t say I’m in love

normanthatisall  asked:

So...Caryl touches! Was trying to think of all the touches between them and whether it was Carol that instigates most of them or whether Daryl is more touchy than we first think? (I do!) My personal faves are his thumb rub in Consumed and the chin touch in Same Boat (the less talked about Caryl hug I think but actually one of the most important) I know you'll have a big old list of these mod that I'm sure you would love to share! 😉

You know what hon I started thinking about this earlier but was unable to write about it then and I have a suprising answer that just might blow some peoples minds. And blow a big hole in the arguement about Carol being an ‘agressor’ or ‘sexually harassing’ Daryl  as well.

So what I’m gonna do is go over the major touches between them and a give a point to whoever initiates the physical contact. Then total it up for you all and tell you what that means and might mean.

You guys ready.. ok lets go

Chupacabra Season 2

So point here for first contact goes to Carol. And this is the moment where Daryl flinches. A conditioned response to unexpected physical contact. Especially that close to his face or head/neck area. So point 1 goes to Carol.

Pretty Much Dead Already Season 2

Daryl instinctively reaches out and hauls Carol down, protecting her from daughter’s reanimated corpse. Even going as far as pulling her away so she wouldn’t see Rick shoot her. Its the first time we see Daryl do anything like this. Daryl gets this point.

so we have it at one apiece. Here’s where it gets interesting folks.

(putting behind a cut cause it might be long ha)

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psicygni  asked:

I want to hear all of your thoughts and then some! I'm so excited that you saw it and also loved it!

Okay okay I’m gonna try to organize my thoughts somewhat. Spoilers ahoy!

  • I started crying almost immediately, when bb!Diana was watching the women fighting and mimicking them. Imagine growing up with those women as your role models. IMAGINE.
  • Robin Wright is such a badass omg. I want her to punch me in the face. 
  • The expression on Diana’s face whenever Steve talked about war and death was heartbreaking. You could really tell how she felt for humanity and how she couldn’t stand the idea of people hurting. She’s SOOOO GOOD.
  • A M A Z O N P O O L S. Although tbh the thing I loved about that scene is that it isn’t what I was expecting. Steve was more sheepish than I thought he would be, and it was incredibly endearing.
  • I loved the supporting cast way more than I expected to. Sameer, Charlie, and The Chief stole my heart. And I love how the narrative used each of them to teach Diana a little more about humanity, including the dark sides of it.
  • Diana’s reactions to simple things like babies and ice cream made me want to cry.
  • All the big action sequences were AMAZEBALLS. I loved the use of the lasso especially. And gah, it’s just amazing to see a lady kicking ass. Always.
  • Diana and Steve dancing in the snow, oh my God. Look, I’m not even that romantic a person, but that melted my heart. 
  • AND. AND. When he takes her up to her room for the night and they share that long look? Where it’s clear Steve doesn’t know whether to stay or go? And you can see in Diana’s eyes that she wants him to stay? S L A Y E D M E.
  • I’ll be honest–I didn’t find either of the villains particularly compelling, but it didn’t really take away from the movie for me. They served their purpose. What I did like was that Ares was more there to make Diana struggle with herself. The lesson that humanity isn’t perfect but still is worth saving is just…ugh. Exactly the kind of hope we need right now.
  • STEEEEEVVVE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Where’s my fix-it fic? I need it. I need it now.
  • No but seriously, the smile on his face right there at the end. WHAT A GOOD, NOBLE HERO. I love that he wasn’t the standard misanthropic lone wolf guy who doesn’t really think it’s worth trying to save people. He had those moments of cynicism, but ultimately he wanted to do the right thing, and that was so refreshing.
  • And I love how well Diana and Steve fit together. I love that she always stood up to him when she thought he was wrong, and I love how he put more and more of his faith in her over the course of the movie. I love that there was so much give and take between them. I just…love them. I love them both. ♥‿♥

ashleybenlove  asked:

I'm so sorry about this one, especially if it makes you cry... but... headcanons for an AU of Buffalord Soldier where the Buffalord was extinct.

S c r e w  y o u  w h a t  d i d  i  d o  t o  d e s e r v e  t h i s

 - So, I mean, there’s no use beating around the bush. Astrid’s going to die. The gang goes, they look, and they don’t find, so they take her back to Berk.

 - Her parents keep her in bed for - would it be the third day only? They don’t leave her side. Neither does Stormfly. Or the rest of the gang.

 - Alternatively, they know they won’t make it back home, so it’s just the gang and Astrid is more upset about not being able to see her parents one last time than she is about dying.

 - Either way, some Stormstrid. Astrid would weakly say, “Hey, girl, it’s okay, don’t miss me too much,” and Stormfly would of course just sense it.

 - Hiccup would probably sit on the edge of her bed and maybe stroke her hair. They’re not dating at this point, but, like, Astrid is dying. There would be some “I love you”’s but they’d be teary and there’d be a lot more hugging than kissing. There would be thoughts of the future. “I was gonna make you a general.” “G-general Hoff, I like it. Give it t-to Ruff, maybe?” And he cries into her neck.

 - I feel like Fishlegs would be so upset, he’d be in denial. His lip would quiver the whole time he was with her. He’d read to her. Not, like, stories, but stuff they’ve done over the years. Astrid cries and laughs when he brings up the pistachio incident.

 - Snotlout and Astrid would also be sharing good times. “Remember that time you told me you could block the sun?” “Remember when you flirted with me?” “Remember when - when we became real friends?” And Astrid is already really damn emotional from Fishlegs and Hiccup, and Snotlout is really really trying hard not to cry too.

 - Tuffnut is serious. He’s not crying, but he keeps looking at Astrid as though she’s betraying him somehow and she hates it, and then they hug and they keep hugging and Tuffnut is pulling her close and squeezing her and kissing her cheek again and again and keeps pleading for her not to go.

 - Ladies and gentleman, the one you’ve all been waiting for - Ruffnut Thorston. She comes in alone and the two girls share a glance and then Astrid sits up and Ruff rushes to her quickly. They pour out everything, they talk about their childhood, they talk about the present, and Astrid begs Ruff to take care of everyone. She has to promise her.

 - And when it actually happens - when Fearless Astrid Hofferson dies…everyone changes. There’s no fun in being goofy if there’s no Astrid to roll her eyes, there’s no point in being loud if there’s no Astrid to shut them up. Hiccup becomes even more distant, he barely stays on Berk. Or alternatively, he throws himself headfirst into preparing to be chief because Astrid loved Berk and she wanted him to rule well.

 - When Heather hears, she is horrified. And honestly - knowing that Dagur worked for Viggo, it would be impossible to forgive him, or at least close to it. Knowing that he was a part of the man who made her one real true friend die. Even if he has changed.

 - Stormfly stays on Berk, and she follows Hiccup around whenever he goes off the island and she keeps watch over him because that’s what her rider did too. Hiccup has been alone with both Toothless and Stormfly in a room and just cried.

Buuuuuuut luckily that didn’t happen - Astrid Hofferson is alive, she’s General Hoff, and all is well with the world. My heart hurts from writing all this. Damn.

Your kids talents aren't yours to keep

I just…

Back in October I started this painting in my art class. I worked hard on it everyday and took it home to work on everyday, because I wanted to get it done. Apparently, my teacher thought it was so good that he decided to enter it into an art competition. I was excited, and so was the rest of my family.

But I wasn’t happy with my painting. It felt.. forced. No matter how much I worked on it, no matter how many compliments I got I still had a feeling in my stomach that something wasn’t right about it.

When I hear about the competition again, it’s in May. Forms are being submitted soon. My mom suggested “hey maybe you should enter something else!” And I thought it was a pretty good idea! I knew that I could enter something I’d be happy with. So I think of what to draw for ten minutes, decide to draw Jun Kurosu and I was so proud of myself. It looked beautiful. It felt like one of the best drawings I’ve completed. I went around and showed it off to everybody and then I decided to paint it.


It didn’t go very well. So I thought “what if I try to draw it digitally? It sounds a lot better than messing with acrylics for five hours”. So I draw it, and I was even happier with it than before. I eventually posted it on here and entered it into the competition.

In June, I get a letter saying that I could attend the festival. I was on the list as a honorable recommendation. I felt so happy with myself, and I was curious about which one won, but I could also feel which one it was. So I give the letter to my parents and continue to draw digitally because, I felt happy drawing digitally. It gave me a chance to explore my options and media.

Fast forward to July, the day of the competition. I walk up to the lady presenting the awards and sign in and she says “Congratulations, you beat hundreds of kids in this competition. You should be proud to be an honorable mention.” I was so shocked by the number. Hundreds. Hundreds entered into here and I was an honorable mention. It felt like a blessing.

I go to the table to see which one won. Believe it or not it was the drawing of Jun I entered. I was so shocked and happy, I was jumping up and down like a little kid.

My mother and the other people congratulated me, and so did my dad, but he didn’t say anything about my drawing.

My dad was always annoyed with me drawing digitally because I never drew anything good anymore like portraits of people or the things I drew with pens and markers. So I kinda rubbed it in his face that digital art is just as good.

Now, I received a text from my dad asking me if I wanted to sell my markers. I told him no, because I loved those markers. I kept them close to me because they were beautiful and a gift from both of my parents- I didn’t want them to go away!

He replied. “Well since you only draw digitally now I thought you could use the money.” I was shocked because he assumed I would give away my art supplies for money? My mom told me that he was angry about my drawing digitally, and at this point I was tired of it, me and my mom both were. She understood, my family understood, everyone understood except for him.

I texted him “I’m sorry that I entered something into the competition that I was happy with. I knew that painting wasn’t going to make it. But I was happy with the result.”

My mom told me afterwards that he actually compared me to my friends artwork. And I shattered.

I’ve never really been compared to before. But why would he compare me to the girl that won first place? I had finished that drawing in two days. The painting usually took 2 months. My mother was even impressed with the fact I drew that in two days. I didn’t understand why he did that and it didn’t make me feel happy at all. At this point I wanted to curl up into a ball and cry myself to sleep.

I texted him “I’m sorry if my drawing wasn’t as good as hers. But I knew that painting wasn’t going to make it.” What he replied with is something that I will always remember, even though I forgave him.

“Lets see how many computer drawings are at the museum!!”

“I’m disappointed that I think you are wasting your talent away while you play on a computer doing stuff MANY people could do. Computers allow everyone to be equal. I thought you were extraordinary when you made art.”

Honestly, I could handle getting hate about my art from someone else, but from my own father.. I couldn’t. At this point I was already crying and he was trying to call me but I didn’t answer. My mom was yelling in the background and honestly I couldn’t take it. All of these thoughts were rushing though my head and I felt like I should just give up, but I didn’t want to because that just wasn’t me.

Eventually my mom got my dad to calm down and it was all over. But I still have those thoughts in my head, and I hate them. They scare me so much and now I’m just sad.

I also found out that my dad was saying things like “She can be average or she can be phenomenal.”

Why did I have to be considered that? I just started to draw seriously, there was no way I was gonna become the best artist on the planet because I drew one good thing.

Either way: Don’t compare your kids or expect them to meet an expectation that is over the top. Don’t pressure them into hating what they love most.

I’m sorry for the rant I just.. needed to get it out. I wouldn’t really mind if someone could say something happy to me or anything. I just wish I could feel better.

A Twisted Surprise

Genre: Fluff/humor 

Word count: 1,200 

Warnings: Pretty standard swearing. 

Disclaimer: The following is a completely and utterly fictitious account of an imaginary situation for recreational use only. Not intended as a substitute for imagining others complexly. Please idolize responsibly. 

Summary: It’s all fun and games until someone’s honor is on the line.

“Phiiiiil,” Dan whined, his muscles trembling from being held in the same position for so long. “Your butt is touching my butt!”

“Shut up!” Phil giggled, making no effort to change his position on the mat. “I can’t help it! I almost fell over twice already.”

“You could’ve stepped on the other yellow, y’know,” Dan complained.

“Left hand blue!” Jack Howard called.

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MHA dub commentary ep 6

  • it’s been a week or so since i watched the dub and i’m remembering how much i loved Izuku’s dub voice
  • and how much i loved Aizawa’s voice
  • last time on MHA: Izuku only broke one finger this time
  • Uraraka’s voice i’m still kinda getting used to
  • lmao Aoyama what would a pretty throw look like??
  • meanwhile Bakugou is having an existential crisis
  • Bakugou. attacking a fellow student in the middle of class with the teacher right there isn’t exactly the smartest……
  • ………………… then again it seems like none of his teachers prior to this ever tried to stop him so i can’t exactly. blame him for trying. since there doesn’t seem to be any sort of precedent against it before now
  • either way that was dumb and you should really stop that, my child
  • thank god Aizawa is an actual competent adult and teacher, probably the first Izuku and Bakugou have had in their lives
  • thank god
  • i’m starting to really love Mic’s dub voice
  • it’s so dorky
  • oooohh gosh little Izuku sounds so cute ohhhhh my sweet child
  • it’s kinda funny how deep Bakugou’s kid voice sounds in comparison to Izuku’s
  • Izuku collapses from basic physical fitness tests
  • same
  • tho he also has a broken finger, so… not same, i guess
  • ok during the crowd scene where Aizawa is pulling up the test results, Bakugou is making this really hilariously petulant look at Izuku who’s in the back an cradling his poor broken finger
  • he’s just pouting so hard i’m skag;ashk
  • also what the fuck kinda fancy-ass hologram tech is that
  • Izuku’s having a mini breakdown and Aizawa’s like ‘lol just kidding’
  • Aizawa no
  • “That was just a rational deception to make sure you gave it all on your tests.”
  • Aizawa you liar
  • Iida freaks out so hard from this that his glasses break
  • Izuku is no longer in this plain of existence
  • holy shit Momo is Riza
  • oh Momo you think it was just a joke but it wasn’t. it wasn’t. he really was gonna send one of y’all home oh my sweet child you have so much faith and trust
  • i like Sero and Kirishima’s voices
  • Momo sounds a bit old but i’m sure i’ll get used to her voice
  • “And go have the old lady fix you up.” 
  • Aizawa
  • Aizawa at least call her Recovery Girl omfg
  • how rude
  • Dad Might’s pride in his son gave away their connection to Aizawa
  • oh he’s so proud. and sucks at subtly
  • Aizawa just. fucking messes with him. he’s like “Oooh, it’s almost like you’ve been in his corner this whole time, huh?” and All Might is like “…FUCK”
  • what a dork
  • “It’s cruel to let a kid keep dreaming of something that’ll never come true.” i always found this aspect of Aizawa’s character super fascinating
  • “In your own strange way, you’re a kind man, Aizawa.” yes, yes he is Toshi
  • Recovery Girl’s office: *gross kissing sound* *horrified screeching*
  • i love the little Kamui Woods pez dispenser 
  • “YOU MEAN THIS COULD KILL ME?!” i just enjoy how horrified Izuku sounds here
  • oh Iida you think a bit of white lying is immoral. you pure soul you
  • “And yours is…. Deku Midoriya?” “DEKU?!”
  • i enjoy Uraraka’s nonchalantly cute mental image of Bakugou screaming “DEKU, YOU BASTARD!!!” as he prepares to run and blow Izuku up
  • “Plus, I think it sounds kinda cute!!”
  • oh Izuku my boy
  • Iida is so confused as to why Izuku would suddenly accept an insulting nickname b/c a cute girl called it cute
  • i love my square son
  • Uraraka is so confused right now
  • “I survived my first day at UA… even tho I kinda failed.” college in a nutshell 
  • i’m remembering how much i enjoyed All Might’s dub voice
  • oh my god wha ta d or k
  • Izuku’s gonna cry just from getting lunch from that one chef hero lmao what an adorable nerd
  • “I. AM. HEEEEEREE!!!! ….. COMING THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE A HERO!!” wha t a f ucking dork 
  • Kaminari has a pretty good voice
  • i enjoy how Tsuyu noticed that All Might was wearing his old costume
  • “I’m getting goosebumps, it’s so retro!!” omfg Ojirou you dork
  • i also like his voice
  • also what the fuck All Might why are you walking like that. why. just. just walk normally. are you trying to strut your stuff or what
  • jksa;ghka; All Might is so hammy i have a hard time not just. bursting into laughter with every scene he’s in
  • “Clothes make the pros!!”
  • he is just. so full of hammy lines
  • “THIS IS GETTING ME ALL RAMPED UP!! YOU ALL LOOK SO COOL!!” god he reminds me so much of those teachers who try so hard to relate to their students but just come off as really dorky and kinda desperate
  • please pause at the moment where they show the kid’s sketches and bask in Bakugou’s amazingly average drawing skills. also Iida’s really good sketches
  • i enjoy Toshi’s casual voice. i just. really enjoy it, especially compared to his over-the-top hammy All Might hero voice
  • Inko for best mom
  •  o h gm yd o they ga ve Mineta a l is p
  • he sounds like one of those creepy pervy nerds
  • All Might is struggling not to combust from noticing the similarities between Izuku’s costume and him
  • Tsuyu’s voice reminds me of something
  • i think i like it tho
  • “How much can we hurt the other team?” Bakugou no
  • everyone has actual questions relating to the situation at hand and Aoyama only cares about how awesome his cape looks
  • “NNGH…. I… WASN’T FINISHED TALKING!!!” same All Might i hate when people interrupt me before i finish talking
  • All Might’s reading from a fucking script b/c he’s such a newbie at being a teacher what a dork
  • also that fucking script is tiny in his hands. it looks like it was made for children. lmao
  • i enjoy the obvious video game style and references here
  • Izuku is freaking out so much at the idea of working with a cute girl what a dork
  • ohhh poor Izuku. Bakugou is just itching to kick his ass and he knows it
  • i like this scene. Izuku feels anxious but steadies himself and meets Bakugou’s glare and it surprises/pisses off Bakugou
  • the nerd is fighting back
  • the perspective of the top of the buildings seems off to me somehow
  • it’s kinda funny how All Might tells them that the success for this trial is to embody villainy, and (spoiler) Bakugou fails
  • hah, foreshadowing
  • “Was he seriously just tricking me all these years?” aaannnd here comes the first inkling of Bakugou’s superiority/inferiority complex when it comes to Izuku
  • Iida is curious and kinda concerned about Bakugou, it seems
  • Bakugou why do you care about being rich
  • i always found it interesting how, despite Bakugou’s shitty behavior, his positive points inspire Izuku to do his best
  • “So it’s a fated battle between rivals?” Uraraka knows her shit. also i enjoy her just. randomly understanding MANLINESS stuff that shows up from time to time
  • Aaaaaand here comes Bakugou. boy has no chill
  • “Sneak attack, Bakugou? What kinda man pulls cheap crap like that?” Oh Kirishima if only you knew
  • whoa Mina’s voice is. weird
  • she’s like. not hyper-peppy enough for me
  • awww Izuku taking agency over the insult he’d been called for most of his life
  • it’s kinda funny looking back on these eps b/c i remember just how little sympathy i had for Bakugou when i first saw them
  • how the times have changed
  • ugh i love this music
  • so much about these two in that sentence 
  • oh these children
  • every time i see this ending theme i think ‘just grab a fucking bike Izuku”
  • “Hold on, I didn’t know Uraraka was a baseball player?!” i’m sorry but this like out of context is hilarious

aaannnnd that’s episode 6!!

anonymous asked:

can i have a list of your favorite fanfiction writers for the inuyasha fandom?? i'm looking for more stuff to read! :)


May I first direct your attention to this list I complied a while back of my fave fics? It’s not the same thing, but authors are below, so no worries :{


If links don’t work let me know!

It’s super long so if you’d rather I put it under a read more, let me know and I’ll edit this.

In the particular order of who comes off the top of my head:

From Tumblr:

@moonlightdiva - Writes some seriously kickass MirSan and hey I hear she also had an InuMir fic going on so if you need some quality MirSan I most def recommend her to you hold up here’s her ff.net account

@inuyousha - Precious writer of amazing little ficlets they’re pure gold and I guarantee you’ll just love them!! Here’s her tag for them

@inuyashasforest - She writing this really amazing fic called Light Me a Lantern and it is like snow in fall— pretty and amazing yes I most definitely recommend her

@amaayasha - If you’re in desperate need of adorable friendship fluff and fabulous Disney Au’s may I present the queen of IY friendship, Ale? Yes I can you best read her stuff here you gooo

@fast-moon - Also known as holy debunker of Inuyasha fanon myths, they write some super rad fics! Please check out Memoirs, a great story following Inuyasha’s father as he grows up

@czarcastic-dog - Has written an absolutely fabulous Naraku-centric fic, the famous Chemistry AU that you know you absolutely have to read well here it is

@sluttybrowniez - Does some really great fic-work for SessRin and the writing is just gorgeous and wonderful and please check her out

@hanmajoerin - A really great writer who’s profile can be found here and just read her fics you’ll cry and not even regret it

@artistefish - Has some very quality AU’s and art to boot to accompany them! I really rec reading her stuff it’s wonderful and magical eep

@halfdemons - Writes some really amazing ficlets omg and their tag can be found riiiight here and come on tell me you do not love the formatting

@princessango - How about some more MirSan um yes?? It’s really supr gorgeous and you will love their fics go go go

@inuijiness - More art and fic yayayay like seriously you should check out the amazing Sword and Arrow it is top notch

@shinjiteflorana - Holy shit look at this really fab fic you should really read their amazing angsty and just overall amazing stuff linked here

@makepretendprincess - You know what just drag yourself into MirSan hell anon just do it cause gosh darn the fics here are gold and you’re gonna love it all seriously

@strawberrygrasshopper - Has a very fab Beauty and the Beast AU going on right now and there’s no reason to NOT read it so please go read it

@sankontesu - Drabbles drabbles drabbles yessss you should def check out the really great work going on here you’ll love it

@lady-griddlebone - Gosh just you know you love MirSan just surrender to it bc here’s yet ANOTHER amazing MirSan author they are here for your MirSan needs

@wreathoflaurels - Welcome to InuParent hell, she will be your tourguide, good effing luck. Here’s their great ff profile!

@narqueen - For all your OT3 and Naraku trash needs, she’s your girl. Please gaze upon her profile here

@scribefigaro - What is life without MirSan just read it all and try not to cry I dare you. Profile shall be over here

@sassybratt9723 - Eeep precious friend who writes really good stories and is new to Tumblr so just love her stories they’re fab

@queenkelina - A master of writing some powerful work with a small number of words yes please

@theladyofthewest - *screaming* HIME TRAPPP and if you follow her on Tumblr you’ll see her very detailed AU plans just coming around hell yeah


Aryndiel - Some really beautiful friendship and family pieces in here that will leave you in absolute tears.

Chri - Settle the Score will make you want to pound them bc it’s not finished I hope you like long adventures

Forthright - Blessed drabble queen and master of any and all ships, and holds the title of most reviewed IY fanfic on that site.

FrameofMind - The most magical Inuyasha one-shots you ever did see.

Ink on a Page - Highly Recommended is you’re into SessRin the fics are just fab

L.M. Avalon: I have nothing more to say other than you’ll just wish you could live in the world of her stories

Maiden of the Moon - Too many drabble masters in this fandom, here’s another.

One More Thing - Super cute InuKag fluff fics that are just wonderful.

RoseDragonWitch - Some really gorgeous and well thought out AU’s here

Silent Scribe - Soooooo much Paternal!SessRin here and it’s very sweet and lovely.

Super Ceech - Namely, In The Shadows is great for a drama, and King of the Hill is probably going to be your favorite humor fic ever.

TakaiWolf - Just do it just do it If You Only Knew is like my number one rec from here but just do it.

The Literary Dragon - Eep you absolutely must read their great works, they’re super cute.

Torenza - Very well known and they just have a way of writing that makes you love their stories.

TouchofPixieDust - You’ve heard of plot twists— get ready for a twist in each and every single chapter. Seriously.

a radiant darkness
maric/rowan/loghain (1446 words)


They crown them in purple and gold and red like blood, on the sunniest day Maric has ever seen. The heat is suffocating; the sunlight makes Rowan’s hair shine like copper.

The crown is heavier than he thought it would be.


Loghain is gone from Denerim not even a month after the coronation, full of promises to write letters and come visit in the summer. Maric doesn’t see him again until a year after, on the occasion of a tourney in Highever, which Rowan finds a reason not to attend. Again, Loghain promises to write more.

If Rowan ever receives anything from him, she doesn’t talk about it.

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Halsey Sentence Starters
  • "Don't let our hearts freeze."
  • "We're the underdogs in this world alone."
  • "I'm a believer, got a fever running through my bones."
  • "They can break our hearts, they won't take our souls."
  • "Would you bleed for me?"
  • "You look so cool when you’re reading me."
  • "Let’s cause a little trouble."
  • "Oh, you make me feel so weak."
  • "I bet you kiss your knuckles right before they touch my cheek."
  • "I've got my mind, made up this time."
  • "There's a menace in my bed."
  • "Go on and light a cigarette, set a fire in my head."
  • "Would you lie for me? Cross your sorry heart and hope to die for me?"
  • "Would you pin me to a wall? Would you beg or would you crawl?"
  • "Don’t forget me."
  • "I wouldn’t leave if you’d let me."
  • "When you met me, you told me you were gonna get me."
  • "I'm searching for something that I can't reach."
  • "I don't like them innocent. I don't want no face fresh. Want them wearing leather."
  • "I like the sad eyes, bad guys. Mouth full of white lies."
  • "Kiss me in the corridor, but quick to tell me goodbye."
  • "You say that you're no good for me, 'cause I'm always tugging at your sleeve."
  • "I swear I hate you when you leave, but I like it anyway."
  • "My ghost, where'd you go?"
  • "I can't find you in the body sleeping next to me."
  • "What happened to the soul you used to be?"
  • "You're a Rolling Stone, boy. Never sleep alone, boy."
  • "Got a million numbers and they're filling up your phone, boy."
  • "I'm off the deep end, sleeping all night through the weekend."
  • "Saying that I love him, but I know I'm gonna leave him."
  • "You were dancing in your tube socks in our hotel room, flashing those eyes like highway signs."
  • "Light one up and hand it over, rest your head upon my shoulder."
  • "I just wanna feel your lips against my skin."
  • "You told me this is right where it begins."
  • "I promised myself I wouldn’t let you complete me."
  • "I’m trying not to let it show, that I don’t want to let this go."
  • "Is there somewhere you can meet me?"
  • "'Cause I clutched your arms like stairway railings and you clutched my brain and eased my ailing."
  • "You’re writing lines about me; romantic poetry."
  • "Your girl's got red in her cheeks, cause we’re something she can’t see."
  • "And I try to refrain but you’re stuck in my brain."
  • "All I do is cry and complain, because second's not the same."
  • "I’m sorry but I fell in love tonight. I didn't mean to fall in love tonight."
  • "You’re looking like you fell in love tonight."
  • "Could we pretend that we’re in love?"
  • "There's a storm you're starting now."
  • "I'm a wanderess. I'm a one night stand."
  • "Don't belong to no city. Don't belong to no man."
  • "And I found myself reminded to keep you far away from me."
  • "Oh, baby, beggin' you to save me."
  • "Well lately, I like 'em crazy. Oh, maybe, you could devastate me."
  • "Little lady, come and fade me."
  • "My demons are begging me to open up my mouth."
  • "I sold my soul to a three-piece."
  • "I’m selfish, taking what I want and call it mine."
  • "I’m helpless, clinging to your lips."
  • "Cigarettes and tiny liquor bottles, just what you’d expect inside her new Balenciaga."
  • "We don’t feel like outsiders at all."
  • "We are the new Americana, high on legal marijuana."
  • "Young James Dean, some say he looks just like his father."
  • "He could never love somebody’s daughter."
  • "We know very well who we are."
  • "I'm only in this city for a minute and I know that you've been trying to get in it and I'm with it."
  • "You're looking like you fell in love tonight. For Pete's sake, homie, pull it together."
  • "We hooked up one time it was kind of whatever."
  • "Would you believe me if I said I was drunk?"
  • "Maybe I want you to want me but only tonight."
  • "You saw the truth in me. This is all new to you, damn."
  • "I was trynna give you Jays and some fast brain. You was trynna give me K's and your last name."
  • "I think I should leave."
  • "I don't really know why but I miss him."
  • "It was something in his eyes when I kissed him. Feeling like I can't dismiss him."
  • "You got a girl and she thinks it's forever."
  • "I know she'd love you if you'd only let her."
  • "'Cause I'm a mistake, we both could do better."
I’m Yours

Pairing:  Thor x Reader

Warnings:  Some Bucktasha (Not sorry at all)

Key:  (Y/E/C) is your eye color, and as always, (Y/N) is your name.

Requested by:  @ twinkiecal  -  Can you please write a Thor Imagine with major fluff because there aren’t many Thor imagines out there

Author’s note:  I’ve been spending the past few days laying in bed all day not wanting to do anything with my life and wondering what I’m gonna do with 62 requests SO HEY let’s write some fluff who knows maybe it’ll help.  I’ll also decided to try kind of a new style and be more descriptive, let me know what you think.  Also, I hope this was enough fluff I was kinda blanking for a while and I hope what I came up with will suffice.

Originally posted by izazov

Originally posted by thunderbirdthor

Originally posted by peke-world

(Lord help my soul these gifs are terrible I’m so bad at this)

I’m Yours

“Make haste, my lady.  We’re late as it is.”  Thor reminded you with a low chuckle.

“Sorry!”  You replied quickly.

“Lightning boy is getting a little impatient.”  Natasha said with a smirk.

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azuresquirrel  asked:

I do this because I want to be helpful and not selfishly get fic for my OTPS, not at all. Femslash February prompt: Rei/Usagi. Rei hates her birthday. Usagi wants to fix that. Usagi gets Rei something she is sure she will love. It's tickets to a Takarazuka musical. Rei is Less Than Amused. Take it from there.

Apparently this was the best prompt ever. Also apparently I REALLY LOVE writing Rei and Usagi. As a result, this fic is TWICE AS LONG as that other one. And I even did light research for it. You unleashed a monster.


It was widely known among her friends that Rei wasn’t overly fond of her birthday, even if nobody knew exactly why. The reason was simple. It was her designated “day” to spend with her father, but he usually sent someone else in his place unless it was campaign season or something was going on politically and he was trying to play up the family man angle. Rei had picked up on that pattern fairly quickly and decided to avoid the birthday dinner as much as she could. Unfortunately, her father was as tenacious as she was, so that didn’t always work.

So her preferred activity on her birthday was finding the best hiding place in Tokyo and leading some hapless assistant on a merry chase. But becoming friends with Usagi had thrown a wrench in that. She was always trying to plan some sort of get-together and Rei always had to get out of it somehow. She didn’t want to explain it to her and other girls, and she sure as hell didn’t want to see their reactions if the party got crashed by some suit keen on kidnapping her.

Usagi had been suspiciously quiet this year, though. She was probably planning a surprise party. Well, she’d have no one to surprise, thought Rei as she got up early the morning of the big day, preparing to make her usual escape.  She felt a twinge of guilt over that, but it was quickly smothered when she reminded herself that this would just mean Usagi would have free cake to enjoy. The other girls would rally and just throw the party for Usagi instead to make up for her disappointment.

With all the essentials packed in a tote bag- manga, snacks, money, homework to do, a hat and glasses to put on to disguise herself if need be-she left the shrine. Only to find someone waiting at the bottom of the steps.

Usagi?” Rei could hardly believe her eyes. She looked up at the dark sky and back at odango-haired goon standing there with a big grin. “What are you doing? It’s early.” She wondered if Usagi had just somehow not noticed this, and as soon as Rei reminded her she’d drop back to sleep, right there.

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(BBC) Robin Hood Season 1 Starters
  • Shh! Quiet.
  • We have won, and they should be ashamed
  • I shouldn't have said that.
  • When we get home, I'm going to eat roast beef.
  • I am going to cry. I'm going to cry like a baby.
  • In fact, I can feel a song coming on.
  • You know, it is lucky I do not readily take offense! You know, a smaller man would be offended! A smaller man would be wounded!
  • I love you. Have I ever said that?
  • I said no stopping! Why do you never ever listen?!
  • I'm not saying anything.
  • That man is a showoff. If there are no eggs left, I'm going after him.
  • How are you? I thought of you.
  • Don't worry, I can look after myself.
  • I don't care about you, I care about my father.
  • Are you really as naive as you seem?
  • You think you can pick fights with these people and get away with it? You think you can slight them in public?
  • You are a fool.
  • What is your crime?
  • It's more than we ever managed before.
  • Pardoning them? I will see them hang in the morning. You yourself said that we risk rebellion. We must have order.
  • These are not holy men. These people cannot plead the cloth. Get on with it.
  • I came last night to administer their last rites.
  • Will you tolerate this injustice? I, for one, will not!
  • Everything is a choice, everything we do! Grow up.
  • This...is a rescue!
  • You cannot go back in there. If you go back in and die, then I will die. Of grief. So you must come now, if only to save me.
  • It will be dangerous.
  • You still love him?
  • You cannot give yourself up every five minutes!
  • Is it all just a big joke to you?!
  • Is it all so serious to you?!
  • Nothing like a tragedy to bring out the do-gooders.
  • Women, how can they manage to hit that particular pitch that makes you want to pierce your eardrum with a stick?
  • I thought you were gonna slit me throat!
  • Underneath all that haughty, there's quite a bit of naughty!
  • We're going to give these a good horse whipping.
  • The thing is, I woke up and we'd both been robbed! And rather than wake you, I went off to catch the thieves myself. I chased them for days!
  • He couldn't tell the truth if his life depended on it.
  • Are you hurt?
  • Let them hang.
  • My brother's had more chances than he deserves.
  • Do you know the worst crime a man can commit?
  • Marry me. It is the only way. As Lady/Sir ___, I could protect you. What do you say?
  • You leave me no time to think. A moment ago you were going to hang me and now you want to marry me.
  • Is it so difficult to prove your loyalty?
  • So what about me? Will you...marry...me?
  • I will marry you
  • I have an apology to make
  • You seem to be short of friends
  • No! Stop! This is wrong. I can't take part in this. You will regret this. You will see sense and you will regret it.
  • They'll be so disappointed to know that underneath your fine words, you're just as violent as the next man
  • And look at you now, you're just a common outlaw. House and lands lost. Do you think I don't laugh every time I sleep in your bed?
  • Surely, you would have friends elsewhere that would take you in.
  • I thought you'd given up a long time ago. But, you still carry a torch for her, don't you?
  • Maybe in future, you'll think twice before painting your arm like a girl!
  • He can tell us all we need to know about the outlaws.
  • All right. So hang him, then. Make an example.
  • Life is a cruel mistress. Clean up your mess.
  • Some men find pleasure in giving women gifts.
  • I hate the cave.
  • It's dark and it's, you know, horrible.
  • My father treated the wounded on the battlefield. He said never lie to a wounded man.
  • You are not going to die and I have never lied to you.
  • This is not the time to argue.
  • Do not tell me when it is time to argue!
  • I say you are a fool when I mean you are a hero.
  • I love you, you love me, we all love each other. Drink the wine.
  • What do girls eat, anyway?
  • Bored now. Kill them!
  • I think we're gonna die.
  • Why didn't you tell me?
  • Your father will be safe; I have made provisions for him. You see, as my father-in-law he is protected. As my father-in-law.
  • You are cruel!
  • I have moral grounds! This man is a liar and a traitor and her heart belongs to another! Let her tell you that.
  • I am sorry but you are wrong. I know you mean well, but my heart lies here.
  • Get him out of here!
  • Do you take this man and this horse as your route out of here?
Badlands sentence starters
  • "Sick of all these people talking, sick of all this noise."
  • "Tired of all these cameras flashing, sick of being poised."
  • "Already choking on my pride, so there's no use crying about it."
  • "They wanna make me their queen."
  • "There's an old man sitting on the throne that's saying that I probably shouldn't be so mean."
  • "There's an old man sitting on the throne that's saying I should probably keep my pretty mouth shut."
  • "There's no use crying about it."
  • "Your little brother never tells you but he loves you so."
  • "You're only happy when your sorry head is filled with dope."
  • "I hope you make it to the day you're 28 years old."
  • "You're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece."
  • "Everything was blue; his pills, his hands, his jeans."
  • "You were a vision in the morning when the light came through."
  • "I know I've only felt religion when I'm lying with you."
  • "I'm still waking every morning but it's not with you."
  • "I found God, I found him in a lover."
  • "I found the Devil; I found him in a lover."
  • "I'm such a fool to pay this price."
  • "With his educated eyes and his head between my thighs."
  • "I don't think he remembers."
  • "He's off to pay his crimes and he's got no time for mine."
  • "I tried to hold these secrets inside me."
  • "My mind's like a deadly disease."
  • "I'm bigger than my body."
  • "I'm colder than this home."
  • "I'm meaner than my demons."
  • "Please stop, you're scaring me."
  • "I can't help this awful energy."
  • "Goddamn right, you should be scared of me."
  • "Who is in control?"
  • "I paced around for hours."
  • "I couldn't stand the person inside me."
  • "I'm well acquainted with villains that live in my head."
  • "All we do is think about the feelings that we hide."
  • "All we do is sit in silence waiting for a sign."
  • "California never felt like home to me."
  • "It's so simple but we can't stay."
  • "Would it really kill you if we kissed?"
  • "Are you insane like me?"
  • "Do you tear yourself apart to entertain like me?"
  • "You shouldn't waste your pretty face."
  • "I think there’s a fault in my code."
  • "You cannot wake up, this is not a dream."
  • "Well my heart is gold and my hands are cold."
  • "Pointing fingers, cause you’ll never take the blame."
  • "I'm searching for something that I can't reach."
  • "I don't like them innocent."
  • "I like the sad eyes, bad guys."
  • "Kiss me in the corridor, but quick to tell me goodbye."
  • "You say that you're no good for me 'cause I'm always tugging at your sleeve."
  • "I swear I hate you when you leave, but I like it anyway."
  • "What happened to the soul, that you used, to be?"
  • "You're a Rolling Stone, boy, never sleep alone."
  • "I'm off the deep end."
  • "Saying that I love him but I know I'm gonna leave him."
  • "I was as pure as a river, but now I think I'm possessed."
  • "I've been cold since you left."
  • "I've got a boyfriend now and he's made of gold."
  • "You've got a fire inside but your heart's so cold."
  • "I've done some things that I can't speak."
  • "I've tried to wash you away but you just won't leave."
  • "Your eyes start to wander, they weren't looking at me."
  • "I sold my soul to a three-piece."
  • "This is what I live for."
  • "Throw me in the deep end, watch me drown."
  • "Selfish, taking what I want and call it mine."
  • "They rush me, telling me I'm running out of time."
  • "I let him climb inside my body and held him captive in my kiss."
  • "I'm a wanderess, I'm a one night stand."
  • "Don't belong to no city, don't belong to no man."
  • "I'm a hurricane."
  • "I found myself reminded to keep you far away from me."
  • "Oh, baby, beggin' you to save me."
  • "Well lately, I like 'em crazy."
  • "Oh, maybe, you could devastate me."
  • "Little lady, come and fade me."
  • "I keep a close watch on this heart of mine."
  • "I keep my eyes wide open all the time."
  • "I find it very, very easy to be true."
  • "I find myself alone when each day is through."
  • "Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you."
  • "You've got a way to keep me on your side."
  • "Because you're mine, I walk the line."
  • "Cigarettes and tiny liquor bottles, just what you'd expect inside her new Balenciaga."
  • "They're Monaco and Hamptons bound, but we don't feel like outsiders at all."
  • "We are the new Americana."
  • "Do you remember the taste of my lips that night?"
  • "I remember the fear in your eyes the very first time we snuck into the city pool."
  • "Didn't know where we were running to, but don't look back."
  • "For now let's get away."
  • "I imagine the weight of your ribs if you lied between my hips in the backseat."
  • "Didn't know where I was running to, but I won't look back."
  • "Everybody wants to know if we fucked on the bathroom sink."
  • "The ending is the same every damn time."
  • "They think I'm insane, they think my lover is strange."
  • "I don't have to fucking tell them anything."
  • "I'm gonna write it all down, and I'm gonna sing it on stage."
  • "That's the beauty of a secret, you know you're supposed to keep it."
  • "Everybody's waiting up to hear if I dare speak your name."
  • "They know you walk like you're a god, they can't believe I made you weak."
  • "These days I can't seem to get along with anyone."
  • "Oh, baby girl you know we're gonna be legends."
  • "I'm a king and you're a queen."
  • "Do you feel like a young god?"
  • "I'm the king of everything and my tongue is a weapon."
  • "If you wanna go to heaven you should fuck me tonight."

Chad Michael Murray was actually the worst friend a person could have.

It all started on what began as a normal Friday. Jared woke up, knocked loudly on Chad’s door, took Harley and Sadie for a run, came back to shower, knocked loudly on Chad’s door again, and started breakfast. He hummed a happy tune quietly with a smile in place as he grabbed food from the refrigerator and cabinets.  Eventually Chad stumbled in, more squinty-eyed than usual, and running his hands through his spiky-blond, unruly bed hair.

“Morning, Sunshine,” Jared grinned, breaking the eggs into the sizzling pan.

“Fuck you, asswipe,” Chad spat.  Pulling on a chair at the breakfast bar so rough it screeched across the linoleum floor, he hauled himself up in it and glared at the back of Jared’s cheery head.

“You’re in a worse mood than usual,” Jared snorted, knowing that no matter how bad of a mood Chad was in, it was just an inherent part of his personality - nothing personal.

“Yeah, I am,” Chad groaned, nearly slamming his forehead into the counter top as he let it plop down.  “I was having a great night – made out with Sophia for, like, three hours straight, ate pizza, jacked off –“

“Really, dude?” Jared interrupted.

“– listened to some music, and then fell asleep, but not before fucking remembering that your gay boyfriend was coming over today,” he finished as though Jared never spoke.  

“Did you just call my boyfriend gay?” Jared asked incredulously.

“Uh, yeah.  Because he is.”  There was a pause.  

“Yep, that is true,” came with the shake of a head.  “But what’s the big deal?  Jensen comes over almost every weekend.”

“I know, but, like,” Chad groaned and slammed his head back against the counter top, “when he’s over you’re all mushy and gross and I can only handle so much gay in my life, okay?  And when he’s here, it’s double the gay.  It’s gay multiplied.  Gay squared.  That’s too much gay.”  Jared rolled his eyes and tossed the English muffins in the toaster.  

“Why don’t you go stay with Sophia or one of your other friends?” Jared suggested.

“Sophia is having a girl’s night or something tonight, I don’t really know.  She said, ‘Me and the girls want a wine and pedicure night,’ and I was like, ‘Fine, I’m gonna have a beer and video game night’ – which isn’t different than every other night, but, y’know.  And I have no other friends, Jared, why else do you think I’m living with your gay ass? That and you have the best gaming system so it was kind of a no-brainer.”

“Feelin’ the love, Chad.”

“Don’t feel the love from me, your boyfriend’ll be here in a few hours.”  

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Tidbits I just loved about Sense8

-The Van Damme was constantly stolen, so Capheus had find creative ways to hot-wire it without keys.

-Lito’s contribution to the finale was charm. Literal and actual charm. I mean give that man an Oscar because that doctor lady bout took her draws off and so did I.

-Nomi start to finish

-Hernando and Daniela. Just them, being instant best friends and cute and adorable and a little freaky.

-Daniela and Hernando (I’m aware this is just the last point). I mean, from the beginning neither of them could make the other flinch. They gravitated toward each other in a quick yet receptive and healthy way. Hernando left Lito because he didn’t stand up for her. I mean…*deep sad sigh*

-Capheus and that smile

-Amondi Kabaka being a huge Wonder Woman dork. We bonded at that moment.

-The Van Damme for being the beST GODDAMN BUS IN NAIROBI. Fuck Bat Van.

-The pure rage that was Sun Bak

-Sun’s cell mates. Those ladies had been through some things. They was waitin on Sun at da doe. “We heard you was runnin through the company’s finances witcho woes. Yaaasss bitch.” I cackled.

-Sun again. No reason. She was a BAMF and you know it. Fight me.

-Capheus and Kala watching a Van Damme movie together and him explaining it to her with passion. He was SUCH A HUGE VAN DAMME NERD AND NO ONE ADDRESSED THIS. AFRICAN NERD BOYS.

-Riley gave birth live on my screen.

-DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT!?!? No cut aways, low music, ALL PAIN, and *blort* baby. I watched it with one eye squinted and one eye bugged out. I was making some unholy squelching noise. That was hardcore. And the director made sure we went through it (eeeeehhhh not really but I’m super high and I don’t know words) with her. We were there. When she snatched those draws off with sheer force of will, we were there. At the first push we were there. When you said to yourself, “They aren’t possibly going to show what is basically a live birth. I’ve never seen this before is this real?!?”, we were there.

-The rest is just sad I’m not going there

-Rajan is the man. He’s suave, he dances at parties, he luh dat girl.

-Nomi and Neets. From the moment Neets dropped that love juice soaked, rainbow colored strap-on next to the bed, I knew this was gonna be a ride.

-Lito having period pains and mood swings.

-Kala’s devotion to Ganesha. That was very beautiful to me.

-Kala is the Hermione Granger we deserve. Or just Kala. Either way, she was such an amazing character!

-Kala kicking sexist doctors in the teeth while being in tears and whipping up something to wake Riley up. Every dumb thing a male scientist has to say about women in the lab has something do with her crying. WELL KALA CRIED (Sniffling, but still. I mean she had just watched Wolfgang shoot his uncle in the fucking face and then tell her to marry Rajan. WHAT THE WHOLE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU SIR. I saw the backstory but damn. Why not just one bullet to the face?) AND SHE STILL GOT THE JOB DONE ASSHOLE.

-Spirit of Jean Claude Van Damme Korean Lady

-Hello it’s me Jonas I’m 3 inches from your left ear and speaking seductively. Why? Because I’m Jonas

lavendershadows  asked:

PINE NEEDLES KID??? what??/ (i'm not able to go to tatinof pls do elaborate. also maybe tell me what it's like)


there’s a segment of the show where phil has this thing thats like weird kid stories and he talks about how he was a weird kid. while i was in line part of their staff was like “hey anyone got any weird childhood stories for phil” and i was like hell yes i do

so i go over to the people and theres like 15 kids with stories and they ask me about my story (when i was like 8 whenever i was stressed i would eat pine needles okay dont question it) and then the lady laughs and takes my photo and asks for my name so ii give it to her and then they wave me back into line w my friends

so we get inside to the show and im like nah there were a lot of other kids with way better stories theyre not gonna pick mine

about 30?? 45 minutes into the show phil’s segment comes up and then he talks about his precious young self and then dan pops back out and they are like “but what about U GUYS’ STORIES” and i was like Here it Comes

so one girl i talked to in line was on the screen and i was like omg!! and the boys talk about her and her story and give her a rating of 3/5 and they just gently poke fun at u w love

and then the next person comes up and sure enough it was yours truly. my name, gabby, and my goofy face show up on the screen, followed by my story of young me’s anxiety and pine needles and me and all my friends and the people sitting around me all freak out bc holy 

dan nd phil are like “alright so here we have gabby who…ate pine needles okay” and basically for the next minute they poke fun w love and i was nearly falling out of my seat laughing and crying bc just oh my god i loved them since 2011 this is actually happening they know me and my name and my face and dan asks me if im okay and i could not stop smiling the rest of the show literally dan (once he saw me i was in the third row on the end) got Extra Savage and made a bunch of jokes in my honor and literally i was so happy i love them both so much literally like it was the kind of jokes that like a friend would make to u and it warmed my heart and life

i can literally still hear dan saying “oh math test tomorrow? there’s gabby just suckin on the christmas tree!” and hes saying all of this while occasionally looking over to me with this huge goofy smile and phil was laughing too

and of course it was brought up two more times in the show and then dan pointed to me at the end and i cried

also i got a 4/5 on the weird scale and that is the story of the pine needles kid at the 7:30 orlando tatinof show

(in other words: tatinof is the best thing thats ever happened ever)

anonymous asked:

Honestly, I'm getting tired of seeing a lot of complaints about Hook in the spoilers tag. Some of these arguments are just the same: "He's so useless, he's not even helping Emma" or "He has nothing to contribute or done nothing to defeat any villain." And people are making such a big deal about him referring tom Regina as the "Evil Queen". What's your take on all this?

My take on this can be summed up thus:

If he did step in to help Emma, you can bet that these same people would be screaming about how he’s “ignoring her wishes” or “disrespecting her agency” or “trying to play hero”, and how the show is “making Emma weak now she’s found love” or some similar nonsense. It’s a case of damned if you do, damned if you don’t, because they’ve already decided they hate him, so they’ll find a reason no matter what.

Hook is a centuries-old pirate with plenty of experience and generally a pretty good idea of his own abilities and shortcomings. He’s not going to run at a hell-beast with a sword when he’s got two magically-gifted ladies standing right beside him, just to prove that he’s a man, rawr, and try to appease his stupid teenage macho ego. He’s not that insecure. In these situations, he’s most useful as backup and moral support, and he knows it. He’s not useless. He just has a good sense of what his uses are.

Once Upon A Time is a show where the female characters are usually in charge. The plot revolves around them. The men back them up, support them, and fight for them, but every one of our main ladies is well able to fight her own battles as well. If people don’t like that - there is NO shortage of male-led shows, movies, and books out there. I, for one, am glad Once isn’t one of them.

As far as him using the “E” word, I think considering that Regina has no problem referencing her own past crimes herself… people need to take a gigantic chill pill. Regina is not about to break down and cry just because Killian Jones said a mean word to her. She can take it. (And if she can’t, she should probably quit dishing it out.)

Haters gonna hate. Killian Jones is gonna keep doing what he does best, which is to support the woman he loves in whatever way she needs him to.

Miss Christmas? - Requested (Michael)

Hello, 8th Decemeber, Christmas is getting closer and here is number eight requested by Anon (Hi can you do an imagine where you and Michael have kids and he’s touring and you video chat him telling him how excited you and the your child are about him coming home. and then on Christmas Eve he calls you telling you he cant. And then you argue and tell him how much he’s missed but then on Christmas morning he shows up? Thank you :) I LOVE THESE IMAGINES!!) Thank you and ENJOY!!!!

‘Daddy guess what!’ Tucker took hold of your hand pulling it closer to him so only he was in the frame. 'What?’ Michael asks, he sounds good, it’s nice to see Tucker so happy, and he is always so excited to talk to his dad.

'Today, me and mummy went shopping and a lady asked for our picture. And then I said do you want an autograph and she laugh and I wrote my name on a paper’ he rushes the words out like he is afraid he will forget as he smiles proudly at his dad, you see Michael grinning. 'It’s true and she said that tucker looks just like daddy’ you add in, Tucker nods quickly making you an. Michael laugh.

'But I said I need to have red hair, but mummy said no colouring hair until I’m a big boy’ he explain, you notice Michael glacé at you a small smirk playing his lips. 'But I’m a big boy next year because I will be six and that’s super big’ Tucker continues and you laugh ruffling his hair. 'Maybe when you’re sixteen’ you laugh making him pout. 'That’s not fair daddy had red hair’ he whines. 'But daddy is an adult, and adult can do what they like’ Michael explain, this courses Tucker to stick out his tongue 'No fair’ he moans making you both laugh.

'Hey Tuck could I talk to mummy a minute?’ Michael asks, Tucker nods blowing a kiss and rushing off towards Lacey. But he quickly runs back over 'Daddy, remember your passport’ he laughs rushing off and you laugh too remembering a couple of weeks ago when Michael forgot his passport and missed a show, but when you look to the screen Michael isn’t laughing. 'What’s up?’

'I’m so sorry baby’ he starts but seems to stop himself, you try to stay calm but you have a feeling you know what is coming and so you stand up and head into the kitchen to be out of ear shot it the kids. 'We were told we are doing a last minute interview so the flight we are meant to be getting we are gonna miss, but it was okay because they sorted for us to get a later one but we have just been told it’s cancelled because of weather’ he rambles on, you can feel the wave of emotions.

'So you’re not coming home?’ You ask with a raised eyebrow. 'You know I would if I could, I just can’t get out of this interview’ he tries but you’re having none of it. 'Bullshit Michael, if you wanted to be here you would be’ you half growl. ’(Y/N) please don’t be like this, there is nothing I can do’.

'Michael do you know how much you have missed out of, Tucker’s first Christmas, his birthday, Lacey’s first Christmas, and don’t even get me started in her birth. And they are the big things, not even mentioning all the little thing you miss, bed time stories, play dates, picnics at the park, writing Christmas lists, letters to Santa, putting up the decorations’ you take breath. 'How much longer do you expect us to wait around for you, wait for your interviews, your shoes, your fans, fuck that Michael, we are supposed to be number one, us three, I get it, okay, your living your dream, you’re having a good time but does that have to always clash with your family. I guess I’ve always known really, just never wanted to believe that we will always come last’ your voice his harsh and so are your words, you can see through the screen the shine if the tears in his eyes. But he doesn’t say anything, how can he really argue with that, he can’t. So you hang up, no good bye, no I love you, no apology; you just hang up and feel the tears pouring down your face. How could he let them down again, it’s already Christmas Eve he has missed the run up and not he is gonna miss the day. And you’re the one left to break Tucker’s heart.


You had spent half the night with a crying Tucker, devastated by Michael not coming home for Christmas. You lay in bed with him all night, his sleep rough, waking up every hour if so, Lacey lucky slept right through. At five fifteen you shuffle out from the bed and rush down stairs to get out all of the presents, you fill the children’s small stockings and then pile the presents in nice little areas for them both. You snap off some of the carrot leaving only the end in the plate Tucker and Lacey left out and poured the glass if warm milk downs the sink. Then you throw the mince pie in the bin making sure to leave a couple of crumbs in the plate before heading back to bed. You have only just lay down when Tucker sits up, his eyes wide 'Christmas’ he mutters to himself rubbing his head 'MUMMY ITS CHRISTMAS!’ He shouts making you laugh a little as you act like you have just woken up. 'Has Santa been, can we go look? Come in mummy get up, wake Lacey, come on, come on’ he cheers making you laugh and you sit up, you give Lacey a gentle nudge until she is awake.


Tucker is halfway through opening his presents and your sitting with Lacey in your lap as she tries to rip hers open, you take as many pictures as possible as you cheer along with Tucker gushing at his new toys. Your phone beeps and you reach over to get it hoping Michael will have finally woke up, you had tried to call but his phone was off.

*Morning beautiful, I’m sorry I let you down, I love you and the kids so much, I sent you guys a gift, it’s just arrived at the front door, love Michael (the douchebag)* you laugh a little. How does he win you round so early?

'Hey guy’s daddy said he has a present for us and it’s at the front door’ you tell Tucker and Lacey bouncing her in your knee. Tucker is on his feet straight away and runs to the door, jumping to try and reach the latch, you laugh a little as you catch up with his, Lacey griping a finger if each hand as she walks slowly to the door. You open the door, holding Lacey under the armpit so she wouldn’t fall.

'DADDY!’ Tucker screams, your head flies up and sure enough Michael is standing there a huge grin in his face as he drops his bag and picks up Tucker, 'merry Christmas little man’ he greets tucker with a kiss as he laugh. 'Daddy we missed you’ Tucker cheers, you laugh a little shaking your head. 'How are my princesses?’ He asks looking down to Lacey, she is bouncing now, and you pick her up, Michael steps in, wrapping his free arm around you and kissing Lacey’s forehead before bring his forehead to yours. 'Your right, I’ve missed out on too much, I’m sorry for being an idiot. You guys have always come first, maybe I don’t always show it but you do.’ You shut him up pressing your lips to him, it’s a lingering peck. And he chuckles a little as he pulls away 'I love you’ he winks. 'Yeah I love you too Clifford’.

'So then what’s Santa bought’ he cheers following you into the living room trashed with wrapping paper and unwrapped presents and you boxes and you laugh. 'What hasn’t he bought?’

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