More on that TP retelling nobody asked for
1. Instead of a bow Zelly uses GUNS. Zelda is a sharpshooter y’all imagine our girl wearing her adventurer pants and boots with the addition of gun holsters ;;
(she still carries a blade on her ofc because bullets have this pesky way of running out)
2. ALSO LIGHT BULLETS AND ZELLY SHOOTS GANONDORF IN THE FACE YES
3. Link has locket that has a picture of his parents…probably wears a vest, too.
4. Zelda is a huge nerd who specializes in Ancient Hylian. She was a pupil at ~~Hyrule University until it got engulfed by Twilight. tragic :/
5. Link reads too many penny dreadfuls
6. Link and Zelda’s most common ~~trivial complaint about their quest is that it makes it really hard to follow their favorite serial novels. Midna is puzzled by this because there’s literally DARKNESS EVERYWHERE WHO CARES ABOUT NOVELS FOCUS (midna copes by being hyper focused all the time, she needs a break tbh)
7. Zelda makes a lot of werewolf jokes once she’s gotten out of her shell. Link enables her far too much. Once Midna realizes what they’re talking about she laughs way too hard at what are, frankly, really bad jokes.
8. Zelda is useless when it comes to surviving in the wild and Link teases her a little bit but always teaches her the skills she needs to learn.
9. Link, Zelda, and Midna really like singing around the campfire. keeps the bad dreams away.
10. Zelda already knew Shad because they’re in similar fields, which is how they get to the resistance people.
11. Link and Zelda have to be on the spinner at the same time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)