that driving/walking to school when its freezing prompt w evan/connor! evan's the driver and connor is super stubborn and refuses to get in the car but evan finally bribes him to. when connor gets in, evan starts driving and he's literally the slowest, most careful driver ever and connors like jfc dude stop driving 25 in a 30. at least fucking go 40! (bc connor drives like double the speed limit at all times). feel free to pick and choose what you want from this idea!
Full prompt: “I drive to school and you walk and I drive past you everyday and it’s below freezing and you’re still walking please just get in the damn car I’ll drive you” AU
Hmmm should we call this fic “the time that evan drives just like em”? Nah haha
And i changed the prompt slightly, they are going home from school :)))))))))))
(side note i have a thing for connor cursing all of the time like every thought has a curse in it and im so sorry for this)
It was fucking cold. Connor pulled his hoodie around himself tighter. It wasn’t providing much warmth. Walking the two miles home from school was usually a treacherous walk, but in the dead of winter it felt nearly impossible. It wasn’t snowing at the moment, but there was still grey slush that was currently seeping into Connor’s shoes. Fuck. It was cold. Connor could practically imagine Zoe driving in her car, warm and having fun. Fuck her. No, not really, but Connor would hold this grudge for hopefully the rest of his life.
Zoe deemed it more necessary to drive her girlfriend around and make out with her in some parking lot than to drive her own brother home. In the snow. Family was real important in the Murphy family.
A car that was way too close to the curb drove by, making even more slush spray all over Connor. How fucking perfect.
In short, this has not been a good day.
A car honked next to him, startling Connor out of his thoughts. A old Mazda sedan, the ugliest shade of green he had ever seen was pulling over. Connor gripped the sleeves of his hoodie tighter. Is this some rapist coming to kill me? Is this it?
The window rolled down, revealing the driver. Connor let out a sigh of relief- he wasn’t going to get raped and killed. It was Evan Hansen.
Evan leaned across his seat.
“You need a ride?” That was a dumb question. Here Connor was, soaked with slush, and freezing his ass off, and Evan comes and asks him if he needs a ride?
“Hell no.” Evan frowned, obviously not expecting that answer. Connor almost laughed at the comical look on Evan’s face.
“Why not? You look miserable out there.” Evan finally said, his voice sounding uncertain.
“That is very true, my friend.” Connor was angry at the world, and he was taking it out on Evan. The boy didn’t seem to have realized this yet.
“So-” Evan made the word much longer than it needed to be. “Why don’t you just get into the car? It’s much warmer in here.”
“Cause I don’t want too. Plus, you probably have crap music in there.” Connor did in fact want to get into the car, but he was stubborn. Part of him wanted Evan to force him into the car, because then Evan would have to get out of the car, and Evan had a cute butt.
So what? Connor thought that Evan was cute. Really cute.
Evan squinted his eyes at the taller boy, and it was then that Connor realized that he was inching closer and closer to the car, and he was standing right outside of the door at this point.
“What type of music do you like?” Connor had lost track of the conversation when he was thinking about Evan’s butt.
“What?” He responded stupidly.
“What type of music do you like? I might have some CD or something in here.” Evan leaned across the center console and opened up the compartment in front of the passenger seat. Connor wasn’t that surprised when nothing fell out- everything about the car was neat and tidy. Evan pulled out a CD carrier and held it out. “If you see something you like in there, get in the car.” Connor thought about it for a few moments. Evan’s arm shook from holding the heavy case with one hand. After a few painful seconds, Connor took the case.
Connor flipped through it, surprised by what he found. Alanis Morissette, Weezer, Nirvana, pretty much a bunch of 90s rock music. Exactly what he didn’t expect from Evan. Connor located one of his favorite Green Day albums and got in the car. Evan smiled at Connor while Connor put his seatbelt on, and grabbed the CD carrier back.
“Who did you choose?”
“Green Day. Dookie.”
Evan silently put in the CD and started the car up again. They sat in silence while Evan pulled out of the side of the road. It took approximately ten seconds for Connor to get annoyed again.
“You drive like a old man.” He commented. Evan quickly looked at Connor, but then back at the road.
“What do you mean?”
“Evan, the speed limit is 30. You are going 15. Please, for the love of god, go faster.” Connor said, starting to bop his head to the music.
“How fast would you go in a situation like this?”
“Probably 45.” Connor responded confidently, enjoying the look of shock on Evan’s face.
“That is triple what I am going!” Evan cried out, slowing down even more. Thank god no one was behind them.
“You are right, my grandfather drives faster than you.” Evan glared at him.
“I am giving you a ride, but I am not afraid to shove you to the curve again.”
“That wouldn’t be necessary, Evan.” Connor said, grinning. “This is my house.” Evan stopped suddenly, jerking the car. Connor unbuckled his seat belt, leaned across the center console, and gave Evan a kiss on the cheek. “See you tomorrow at the end of school! Keep the CD in there!”
Connor jumped out of the car, laughing to himself as he saw Evan blush and fluster. As he walked towards his house, he heard Evan start to drive away at what seemed to be the slowest speed possible. Connor turned around and waved one last time before going into his house.
the following scenario is based on the traditional storyline. please keep note that there are many different versions of the story, and not just the disney one.
ok so you’re the mermaid/merman (your preference) who adores humans bc like it’s so cool they have legs?? the idea of having legs and being on land just FASCINATES you and you’re sneaking around the shores to watch humans
and one day you’re just swimming on the surface and saying hi to the cute seagulls when you notice the sky turning dark and the clouds getting shady so like it was basically time to go
but just then you notice a ship floating like nowhere cLOSE to the shore
even though mermaids were always called a myth and you’d get chewed out if anyone saw ur tail you’re like…I need to save them >:((
and so you swim over to save the poor souls when suddenly rain just started POURING and the winds picked up out of nowhere and then you saw a body fall into the sea
you’re like oh shIT and suddenly accelerated in water to save the poor soul
you eventually find him and you get rly alarmed bc he isn’t struggling or anything he’s just kinda lifelessly sinking
you grab him and basically turn into an underwater jet bc you’d never swam so fast no not even when your mermaid mom told you dinner was ready
getting him to shore was so difficult because 1) the human was heavy and 2) you had no legs so you had to crawl to get far enough onto land
the dude (seongwoo if y’all didn’t realize yet) still wasn’t moving and you were panicking like??? he shouldn’t be dead yet
you do the mermaid version of cpr which was to….press your lips against his to suck all the seawater out of him
a minute later you start getting dizzy because you’re getting too dry so you had to crawl back into the sea…and you proceed to go back home but you just…couldn’t get that man out of your head….
meanwhile a princess from a different country visiting seongwoo’s found him collapsed on the beach and shook him awake and seongwoo’s like…what happened??
let’s call the princess rika like that snake from mystic messenger
rika told him that she “”saved”” him from drowning and he’s like…oh and that’s what she ends up telling the his father aka the KING and rumors spread around the palace like crazy like everyone was like damn they probably gonna get married now
meanwhile on yOUR END you were swimming towards the sea witch’s domain to ask for a pair of legs because after being on land and feeling the frustrations of being unable to stay for too long you REALLY wanted to become a human
the sea witch asks for your voice in exchange which was…a huge price
your singing is like the only thing that anyone’s ever praised you for so giving it up would be the same as tossing away half of your identity but…u know what, in the human world no one’s gonna know u anyway
so she casts a spell and gives you the legs u wanted and then shoots u out of the sea
after you get to shore and struggle to get the hang of walking for like 7 hours you pick up some rags to cover yourself bc that stupid witch didn’t give u any clothes
you just want to explore the village and ur getting looks bc wtf ur wearing some dirty rags with sand all over and wobbling like jello but u don’t rly care
suddenly you find a boy aka sEONGWOO in a quiet part of the area just…dancing and you were like!!! oh my gOD that’s amazing how can his legs and arms move like that…
Hi! I was wondering if you could do a reaction of the rfa+v and saeran to mc being in a musical and having to see them kiss other people during the performance?
A/N: SORRY BABE I’M A HUGE HSM FAN OKAY BYE (also les pretend that there is
a kiss in hsm okay) ~ 626
*YOOSUNG - Omg why you gotta hurt the poor boy like this??? - He knew you were cast as the main lead in your school’s
play “High School Musical” - bUT HE DIDN’T KNOW YOU TWO WERE GONNA KISS - His heart is breaking!!! He knows you love him but
watching u two touch lips (even if it’s literally for a second omg yoosung bby)
makes him so jealous - Did u want someone who was taller?? - He’s about to cry MC UR SO CRUEL - But then when you all start singing “We’re All in This
Together” anD YOU GRAB HIS HAND AND BRING UP ON STAGE??? - It’s totally cool, the other cast members are doing this
too, this is totally allowed during plays, don’t question 626’s logic - He’s singing along and he sounds so bad but he doesn’t
care!!! You look so happy!!! - At the end of the song, you kiss him quickly <3 - He’s stuttering and blushing omg, why dID HE EVER DOUBT
HIS LOVE FOR U, YOU’RE PERFECT - Honestly, this boy can be as dramatic as Zen, smh
*ZEN - When he learned you got a role in the school’s play, he
was so happy!!! - But he wasn’t the main lead??? HE WAS CAST AS AN EXTRA (dramatic
ass hoe is working on a diff play but he still wanna be the lead anyway) - Sorry zen, ur a pretty boy but ur no Troy Bolton - But u keep him in the loop by practicing lines with him!!! - Honestly he goes a lil crazy when he learns ur gonna kiss
another person - “mC ALL MEN ARE ANIMALS IF U KISS HIM HE’LL STALK U UNTIL
U TWO DO THE DIDDLY DO” - But he calms down - Or so u think - When it’s time to sing the last duet with McHottie Troy
bolton, zen pops up?? - “wE’RE BREAKING FREE” - He just pushed mchottie right off the stage while he sung
that line omg - Don’t mess with Zen or he’ll push u off stage while
singing HSM songs, howverythreatening
*JAEHEE She’s president of the drama club, even if she doesn’t act
in the plays, she’s the one who gets everything done and makes sure the club
has enough money to run productions - She knew from the very beginning u were gonna kiss Zen -She’s not really hung up on it though, she knows you’re
just acting, she ain’t worried -Plus you two weren’t technically in a relationship? U acted
like it but u two decided that with all the stuff you had going on, u didn’t
have time for a relationship - But she didn’t expect it to hurt so much when she actually
saw you sing a duet with someone else??? -You two haven’t even kissed yet but it still feels like her heart is ripping apart - And then Jaehee made her final decision - Y’all wont believe what this lil lady is about to do - sHE COMES IN SINGING DURING “STATUS QUO” - no one really notices her at first bc she knows the dance
moves very well so she blends in but then u come on stage - JAEHEE JUST GRABS U AND KISSES YOU PASSIONATELY - AND THEN SHE JUST WALKS OFF WHILE GLARING AT ZEN - Why is everyone as dramatic as Zen today - Safe to say y’all are together after that
*JUMIN - You didn’t even tell him about the kiss - you didn’t leave it out on purpose, but it’s just,
everyone knows about high school musical so u assume he knew??? - He didn’t know - he didn’t know at
all - he was definitely not prepared to watch you kiss Zen during rehearsal - his heart literally breaks in half, he has no idea what to
do - but he knows if he lashes out it’ll just make you angry - So he sits quietly when it’s time for the actual
performance no he’s not crying, he just has allergies to zen, that’s all it
is, no uR CRYING - Except here’s the thing, Jumin was actually able to
memorize all the lines in the play bc he watched your every rehearsal <3 - And boy oh boy, Jumin decides instead of sitting quietly
he’s gonna do something - No one kisses his MC in front a of a crowd of people other
than him - hE AMBUSHES ZEN BACKSTAGE - he literally threw Elizabeth the Third at Zen’s head
and then shoved zen into a closet and locked it from the outside - Daddy can be sneaky ;;;))) (I’M SORRY) - Everyone is so surprised to see him come out on stage??? - But y’all have to roll with it for the performance - aND JFC JUMIN CAN ACTUALLY SING REALLY WELL??? - WHAT CAN’T THIS BOY DO - And with the last line of “Start of Smething New” he
plants a quick kiss on ur lips - he doesn’t care if it’s not part of the script, the world
needs to know that you are his
*SAEYOUNG - Honestly??? You’d think Saeyoung might get jealous, with a
whole spiel of “u can do better,,,, he’d make u happier than I ever could,,,”
but he’s secretly begging u stay inside his head - But nah not this time!!! - This boy LOVES high
school musical - Like hello??? Melodramatic teens with singing mixed in???
that’s his favorite genre ever - He goes to every single one of your rehearsals!!!! He
loves you so much!!! - But ofc, he has a little trick up his sleeve too - When it’s time for the actress playing Sharpay to make her
entrance, it’s Saeyoung in a blonde wig instead??? - With the help of Saeran, they tricked the poor actress
into missing the play, don’t ask me how they just did - anD YOU ARE LOVING IT, HIS VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL - and hot damn, this boy can d a n c e - ur a little turned on - No one can bop to
the top better than Saeyoung - After the performance, you run up and kiss him!!! You both
did so well!! - Next time, you want him to play the leading role opposite
of u cause he’s so great <3 sorry other dude bye - Saeyoung totally doesn’t make eye contact with the guy
who’s playing Troy Bolton while you two are kissing - And he definitely doesn’t maintain eye contact the
entire time either
*SAERAN - You made sure to tell Saeran about the kiss before you
even auditioned - You didn’t want to surprise him like ya hoe ass did
with jumin because u knew he’d pretty much murder whoever was going to be
opposite of u - He was weirdly okay with it??? Like he kinda brushed u off
like “yeah yeah I know Saeyoung’s made me watch HSM a million times” - And you’re so excited the day of auditions bc you’re
pretty sure you’re gonna get the role! And Saeran is in the audience watching u
<3 - Little did you know
that Saeran is actually there to audition as well - See, he may have seemed cool about it, but on the inside
he was pretty much killing every guy in the world so there’d be no one to play
the role of Troy Bolton - bUT INSTEAD HE HAD A BETTER IDEA - first he pretty much threatened zen into not auditioning,
and then threatened zen into teaching him to get the role - and b r u h, boy oh boy
did saeran blow everyone away - his singing wasn’t the best but his dancing and acting
skills??? Off the charts amazing - hE ACTUALLY LANDS THE ROLE??? WHAT IS THIS - But you’re so happy!!! - You don’t have to kiss another guy, you get to kiss
Saeran! <3 - On the day of the performance, when it’s time for the
kiss, he kisses you, picks u up, and
carries u off stage while pretty much making out with u - Nah this totally isn’t him making sure everyone knows
that you are only his, nope, he is not that jealous, nu uh
*V - He’s actually in the play too!!! This hoe ass is Ryan
nO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE - And he’s super excited to be part of the play with you,
even if your role isn’t opposite of his!!! - He has tons of fun with you, all the singing and dancing,
all the dumb mistakes everyone makes - He’s so happy - And he definitely doesn’t feel an ache in his heart every
time you have to kiss “Troy Bolton” - He knows you don’t have any feelings for the guy, and he
knows you’re totally in love with him bc of the dreamy look you have on your
face when you stare at him (626: mY BOYFRIEND DOES THIS LMAO IT’S SO CUTE) - But when you and that guy pull away from that kiss, the
guy shoots a smirk at V as if saying “She’s mine now” - And jfc V is a gentle guy but there is no way in hell he’s going to let another
guy think he has you - And he knew exactly how to knock the guy down a few pegs
<3 - He lets the entire performance go by smoothly, he didn’t
want to ruin your time in the spotlight, he loves you too much to do that - B u t - When it’s time for you and troy Bolton to do some mouth
smacking - v wALKS ON TO STAGE CALMLY, PUSHES THE GUY OFF STAGE, AND
KISSES YOU - then he takes a microphone and says “Ryan and Gabriel end
up together, the end” - AND HE TAKES YOUR HAND AND YOU TWO RUN OFF STAGE - And ur laughing so hard bc you didn’t know V would ever do
something as crazy as that??? - It was also kinda cute even if it did ruin the
performance - But ??? Everyone actually loved V’s version of HSM so much, it
became the script for the rest of the performances
When Anthony Edward Stark was born, it only took one look at his chubby face and sweet dewy eyes for Howard and Maria to fall completely in love with him.
Maria was both amused and exasperated by her husband because Howard was completely enamored by their tiny baby.
He whispered to their Tony (who has been affectionately named this by his mother), “I will protect you with my life” and puts a smacking wet kiss on Tony’s forehead.
When they’re able to come home with their child, he arrives and excitedly (and very loudly) tells everyone that “LOOK, THIS IS MY SON!”
The whole staff can’t help but be pulled along by Howard’s love and excitement. Well, Tony also just catches the hearts of everyone around him.
Howard has the most advanced camera system developed while Maria is pregnant and readily has it set up before their arrival back home.
He constantly takes pictures and videos until Maria smacks him in the face when he comes to bed with the camera in case he needs it on hand.
The first time Tony cries, Howard almost cries along with him. He’s frantically runs around the house to get Maria. Maria just looks at him with a fond look because this was the man she married and takes Tony into her arms.
She cuddles with Tony and peppers him with small kisses with cooing in between. Tony sniffles and settles down. Shortly after when Maria takes Tony to go have some lunch, Tony giggles happily and Howard learns that women are not to be messed with (also he loves his wife very much).
(“He’s such a proud papa,” Maria whispers to Jarvis as they stroll together in the mansion’s hall and see Howard with Tony.)
The first time Howard holds Tony to pat his back and make him burp, he does it nervously and widens his eyes immensely when small Tony gives a pitched burp and laughs.
He turns around and looks at Maria with the widest smile on his face.
“Maria! He burped!”
Maria just smiles with amusement as she leans in the doorway.
“That’s what babies do Howard.”
“But that’s my son and he burped!” Howard cheers and Tony just chirps along with his father’s antics.
Until shortly after another few pats, Tony pukes on him and Howard screams in surprise but also in horror. Jarvis just calmly comes into the scene and handles the situation with some towels while Maria chokes on laughter behind the camera.
Howard looks at his son with a serious face and points to himself. He says slowly with exaggeration, “Papa.” He makes sure to annunciate the letters, excitement brimming under his skin.
Tony just stares back at him and tilts his head in curiosity. He gurgles incoherently in response and Howard nods his head and says, “Yes, that’s right.”
Howard, ever the determined man, repeats the process again.
This time Tony points to him and babbles.
Third times the charm as they say because after this attempt, Tony turns his head again, stares right at Howard, and smiles with his teeth that are barely growing in.
“Papa!” Tony cheers and claps his hands.
Howard pauses, nothing could have prepared him for this moment. His heart is overflowing with love for this little spawn of his.
He rushes forward and scoops Tony right up for a bear hug and lots of smooches on his face.
Howard won’t admit to anyone that he cried profusely because right after, Tony just keeps babbling “Papa” to him while joyfully laughing and patting his father’s cheek.
“You can’t make me!” Howard yells.
“Sweetheart, it’s your company and they need you to be there,” Maria says to him, a tad annoyed.
Maria has to physically drag Howard to the car (he keeps trying to hang onto edges of doorways, doorknobs, anything that will keep him in the house)
Tony waves to Howard, cuddling into Jarvis’s arms.
“Papa, bye bye!”
“Tony, I’ll be home soon! Don’t forget me!”
“For christ’s sake Howard, you’ll see him when you get home again.” And Maria closes the door on him. Howard smushes his face against the window and whines.
Maria rolls her eyes a little and sends her husband a kiss before trotting over to Jarvis and Tony.
She coos and smiles at her baby, who reciprocates back.
“It’s Mama and Bambino day!” She chirps to her son, who waves his hands up and babbles happily in response.
Jarvis shakes his head and just laughs a little.
“What if something happens to him Maria?” Howard frets. “What if someone bullies him? Or what if he doesn’t eat enough for lunch? What if he doesn’t hydrate before recess?”
“Honey, please. Tony will be fine. It’s only elementary school.” Maria just keeps walking and heads into the kitchen. Howard follows after her.
“Kids are evil cretins, Maria. Except for my son.”
“Howard, Tony can’t stay home forever. He needs to go outside and make friends.”
“We can build robots! Tony can be our well-kept boy.”
“I’m not even going to reply to that. Howard, Tony is going to school and that’s final.” She says as she packs Tony’s favorite spaghetti and meatballs (made by the magnificent where-would-we-be-without-him Jarvis) into a container.
She puts some juice and cut fruit into the lunchbox (which has the period table on it, Tony insisted on it and used the puppy-dog eyes).
“Master Tony!” Jarvis calls, just as Tony runs into the kitchen and hugs Howard’s waist.
“Papa, I’m so excited to go to school! I can’t wait to learn lotsa stuff and maybe make some friends,” Tony finishes off softer.
Howard mentally face palms because how can he resist his son. He moves Tony’s arms off his waist and turns around to face Tony.
“Anthony Edward Stark, you are my son but also one of the most amazing tiny people I know. Anyone is lucky to be your friend.”
Tony puffs his cheeks at the ‘tiny’ part and rushes forward to give Howard another hug and a kiss on the cheek. Tony turns around and faces his mother with the universal ‘up now, hug me” arms. Maria picks up her son (who is growing way too fast) and peppers his face with her lipstick.
Once put down, Tony walks over and holds Jarvis’s hand and looks up at his dearest butler.
“Of course, Master Tony. School now.” Jarvis’s eyes crinkle and smile along.
Howard turns to place his face on Maria’s shoulder and wails about his son, Maria just places a kiss on his head and pats his back.
Tony feels his cheeks heat up with nervousness. His hands feel a little clammy and his throat is shut tight.
The teacher finishes her introduction and gently puts her hands on his shoulders with a small squeeze.
“I-I’m Tony. Nice to meet everyone.” He mentally hits himself for that little stutter in the beginning, he practiced it in his head so much!
The teacher shows him where his desk is and lets him wander off to his seat.
Tony sees his desk partners and gives a small smile. There’s a short boy with blonde hair (like the color of molten gold, Tony thinks) and ocean blue eyes. Across from him is a brunette with the softest looking hair (that makes Tony’s fingers itch to touch) and pale eyes (like sleek titanium).
Tony nervously sits in his seat and waits for the other two to introduce themselves. The butterflies in his stomach raise a storm.
Before he knows it, the pretty blonde tries to talk to him but pukes on him instead and Tony just clams up. The brunette just stares for a long time and then gets some towels to clean Tony up.
The other kids start screaming and yelling and it’s all static noise in his head because Tony is just a stone right now.
I wanna hear about the confession! It sounds like a cute story!!
ALRIGHT THEN HERE I GO FROM THE VERY BEGINNING BUT IT’LL BE LONG SO I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT
Let‘s go back in time, about 3 years ago, where I joined a new group of friends I don’t wanna name anyone and since I like distributing an animal to my close friends, let’s call them this
Pinguin <- pretty pale, used to look like he’s never gotten any warmth on his skin ever, the soon to be significant otter (at that time) Frog <- always jumping around, annoying but tolerable, Pinguin’s best friend Hamster <- my friend, cinnamon roll but can actually kill you, independent and badass as heck Panda <- actually a unsocial turd who spent most time eating and doing weird but lovable shit, the victim, me
there were actually two more dudes in the group (Koala & Fisch), but they don’t really contributed much to this weird love story HAHA
Anyway, like I said, I joined this group with Hamster when we changed schools together. I’ve pretty much only talked to Koala in the beginning, bc we used to go to the same elementary school, and I felt like the other douches weren’t much amused by the “newbies”. With time, Frog started to warm up to me and we were soon good friends. But Fish and Pinguin were always pretty quiet and barely said a thing to me. (Fish was kind of worse he only nodded, but never answered when I asked sth lol). So a year passed with me hardly knowing anything about Pinguin. In the next year, we got some classes where we were sitting pretty close together and we gradually came on better terms. But it was all just friendly chit chat and nothing more, except some group projects n’ other school stuff we worked together for. But there were already rumors amongst the others, saying that we were “so into eachother” n’ shit and I was like YEAH RIGHT I WOULDN’T DATE THAT IMMATURE MIDGET and Pinguin would be like shUT UP (btw he was about 6″ at that time and I was like 5,3″ LMAO) Even though I was only a year older than him, I definitely felt more mature (although I kept doing shit, like doodling piles and piles of poop with arms and legs everywhere while calling them Mr/Mrs Plop- do not judge me ok)
I honestly don’t know what the FRICK happened then (maybe puberty hit late), but there was a year where we HATED each other and I literally wanted to stab him every day I saw him bc he’s been so pissy and rude towards me. ANd I’m sure he wished nothing more than to throw me off the building sometimes. And of course, since I am the older one, I made the wise decision to annoy him even more. (looking back at it i still think that I was a dumb thing to do but it was hella funny ok)
Even the others where like YOOOOOO WTF CHILL U 2 and we both just continued fighting day after day lol
After this pretty everyone stopped making comments about our “love”, even after we both calmed down again and acted as if it never even happened HAHA
AND SUDDENLY PINGUIN STARTED TO BEHAVE REALLY DIFFERENT TOWARDS ME. He kept asking me to meet up with him and was rlly persistent about it. The abrupt change was kind of awkward af for me bc all we talked about before, was star wars, school and more star wars. XD So I always kind of avoided it and dodged his questions. I kind of assumed that he wanted me to be like his best friend so I was really confused and insecure lmao. That went on for quite a time, and I started to grumble about it almost every day. In April I got the possibility to enter an 1 week exchange programm to france, bc someone else bailed out and I joined. But guess who was also already taking part? Frog and friggin’ Pinguin. So of course i started to worry, that it could get awkward between us but in the end went the drive pretty well since another friend asked me to sit by her (faaaar away from Frog and Pinguin lol). On the 3rd or 4th day my mind was almost bursting so I couldn’t hold back and asked for the favor, if Frog couldn’t ask Pinguin if he actually had something for me when they are alone, bc i was way too scared to do it. Little did i know that Frog actually CANNOT KEEP A SINGLE SECRET TO HIMSELF. So he RAN to PINGUIN and YELLED REALLY LOUD the question if he has a crush on Panda aka me.
He got startled, looked at me, then back at Frog and said No.
I got really angry, embarrassed, ashamed and sad at the same time. Maybe because Frog did that, or maybe because of sth else.. We stopped talking much after that, and he started always being with another girl from the other school. As if that wasn’t the worst, on our drive home, I had to sit next to him bc everyone started switching seats. so ofc I was like -_____________- I swore to myself not to sleep but after 3h or so I started to nod off. I kind of woke up and found myself leaning my head against Pinguin’s shoulder and his head on top. I was like !!!!! and wanted to get up quick but he put a jacket over us both and he TOOK MY HAND UNDER THE JACKET. Now I was like ?????????? bOI. So I couldn’t bring myself to say anything nor get away from him. I had to admit, even if I didn’t want to, that I liked his warmth. So we stayed the whole 10h drive like that, basically cuddling. (I got kind of embarrassed writing this part omg)
After this trip we never mentioned it again and went back to our old antics. But I have never stopped thinking about it, no it just made me think even more and harder.
Winter, in the following year, Hamster started to get more aggressive, pushing me to ask me about all this stuff that happened. (she knew ofc lol) I always rejected this bc HOW WAS I EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO IT. In the end I gave in when she said, she would beat my whiny ass, and finally chose a day where we could meet up and “TALK”. It was on a November day, and we met up at a bus stop, where he picked me up. (He was at his dad’s place and I was unfamiliar with the village) He was being very cute, showing me his room, where he spent most of his childhood, and pictures of him. I couldn’t concentrate though. Ofc he asked me then what exactly I wanted to talk about.
I was SO ANXIOUS, I BARELY got any words out until I forced myself to ask, while throwing his pillows around x’D: SO UM- PLEASE ANSWER TRUTHFULLY. DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT HAVE A THING FOR ME?! (yes I legit asked like this lmfao).
He looked at me like this
And I was like ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )
then he answered WELL- and started talking about how he used to be in love with me but it has gotten “less” with the time. I got kind of disappointed when he said that. But we discussed about other things openly by then, and cleared everything up.I still asked him if he intended to enter a relationship with me. And he thought a bit and said: Maybe. But now’s not the time. Sooo no one actually really confessed but I think we both knew that this was the first stone set for our future together. We talked longer than I expected and he also said a lot of cute shit which made me hella shy and blablabla, I was a emotioal mess (*/ω＼*)
We started having dates for a while, and after we finished watching a movie at my place, it went:
“Can I ask you sth?”
“Ya sure, what’s up.” “Err if I kissed you now…would you kiss me back?” (HE LEGIT ASKED LIKE THIS)
Inside I was like ASDGGJLSIJIUDHIUHWUHIFIUFH)O but outside I was, again, like: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ ) umm-
SO HE DID IT AND WE TOTALLY MADE OUT I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE THIS OMFG
/realizes how much I already wrote
oh gosh and w-well we kind of continued doing this for a month after he asked me out officially in december. Also, he admitted that he was lying about loving me “less” at that time, bc he was anxious. He even said that he has been in love with me for more than 2 YEARS and I went W H A T but anyway, that’s how the Panda ended up with the annoying Pinguin.
And they all lived happily even after.
(also I realized soon after that he is not immature at all and has his life more together than I do btw /cries).
Request: hi i love everything you write so much!! could you possibly do something with remus where the reader is super sassy and sarcastic and stuff and she needs a tutor, so remus is assigned to be the tutor and whenever hes trying to help her, her sass just comes out bc shes so embarrassed to need help but remus is always so calm and she secretly thinks remus is cute and everything and just like a cute ending maybe? thank you so much! (sorry this is so long lol)
“Oi! Moony!” The loud noise jolts Remus out of his trancelike state and he turns around irritably.
“What, Prongs? We’re in class, I know the concept of learning is hard for you to grasp, but -”
James flashes him a satisfied, and therefore thoroughly infuriating, smirk. “Don’t give me that bullshit, Moony, you know that Pads and I are acing this class.” With the same shit eating grin on his face, he leans forwards slightly, resting his elbows on their shared desk. “And so are you. But you know, mate, you won’t be if you keep staring at -”
- so he’d text you in the middle of the night bc he can’t sleep, and practically drags you out of your bed to go to the grocery store that’s opened 24/7 - and he’s like babe…ilysm idk how you can stand me and my randomness but I really couldn’t sleep bc I kept thinking about you and tbh I was coming over anyway and I just needed an excuse - so now you’re drinking your third slushy and he’s talking about getting married and traveling the world with you - whenever you’d scoff at his wild suggestions, he’d move closer to you on the pavement and put his arm around you - "I’m serious. Then I wouldn’t have to take like 3 busses just to come over to your place, and we can finally have our own slushy machine to make them at 1 in the morning, jagi"
- he was working late in the studio one night and asked you not to wait up for him, but you thought you’d surprise him (low key you just wanted to watch him dance) - so after hugging you for an hour, he leads you to one of their studios since there’s no one there at this late hour, and shows you this new track they’ve been working on - and he’s so mesmerized by your expression and smile, and the way you’re nodding your head to the beat - and he’s thinking ‘why don’t I invite her to the studio more often??? …oh yeah bc I’ve got those flock of puppies to look after’ - after spending some hours goofing off and making diss tracks about each other, he saves it onto a flash drive and sleepily heads home with you
- Yixing had just come back from a long schedule in China, and he’s so happy to finally be back in your arms and your shared apartment - neither of you could sleep, despite the late hour, so he suggests taking you to this place he discovered while out with the boys one day - it’s an abandoned building, where you both sat on the roof and stared at the night sky of the city - he’d smile in awe as you yawn and lean your head on his shoulder, but you two would keep talking until there’s nothing left to talk about - he’d protectively wrap his arms around you when the sun started to rise, and whispers to you that he wants to come here every night from now on (sike, it’s too cold yixing, you’re lucky I love you)
- you’d just finished watching a midnight viewing of this new movie, and both of you were now standing outside the theater, with baekhyun’s lips lazily tracing your jaw and neck
- "y/n, what do you say we go back inside and watch another movie?“ He asks mischievously. “Didn’t you say you spent your last dollar on those twizzlers???” - and he’s like “well, I said nothing about paying for our tickets. Let’s go.” Lmao he’d drag you back inside and tries to act nonchalant - you’d pretend to be looking at the schedules for the movies and avoid all the workers until you get close enough to the entrance near the ticket line - he’s like an actual puppy and he’s holding your hand while running over to the nearest movie playing. It just so happened to be the same movie you just watched…nice going
- he wouldn’t do anything too wild, probably suggest a karaoke match-off when you tell him that you can’t sleep, and this is great bc he can’t focus on his work either
- so this is a much needed break. Plus, it’s a chance to show off his vocal skills and have you rolling your eyes - pulls you in his arms during duets and stares into your eyes and he’s basically serenading you - might take it too seriously and go full *exo chen* mode, with the dance routines and everything - and although he’s mostly playing their songs now, you can’t help but to sing badly along with his angelic voice and you finally understand why opposites attract
- he takes you out to an amusement park and you two would spend the whole day together, not realizing that it’s REALLY late now but neither of you wanna go home
- so since they’re gonna be open all day and all night, might as well make it a night to remember - you’d ride the ferris wheel so many times, to the point of the vendor just going “look, there’s literally no one here but you so idc, yall can go on it as much as you like, just press this button and wake me up when you’re done” - he’d be pointing at the random buildings in the city and claim that’s your apartment, that’s where you’re gonna live next, and that’s where you’re gonna have your kids playing in the backyard - ofc with his arms wrapped around you, he’d keep whispering cheesy stuff in your ear and kissing you every now and then
- not the type to do this often, but he sees you’re really stressing over your work and offers to take a walk with you around the area
- he’s loving the fact that no one’s awake at this hour, and it’s just you two walking peacefully, hand in hand - would get butterflies in his stomach when you shiver and move even closer next to him, then he’d offer his jacket and wrap it tightly around you, all while scolding you for not bringing one - he’d suggest stopping at a local ice cream shop and buys you your favorite flavor - when you try and mess with him by placing some on his nose, you better run bc you’re about to be attacked with tickles and kisses
- late night adventures are a constant thing in your relationship and you couldn’t live without them, esp when he’s always suggesting random places to visit in the middle of the night, like the park near your place - you’d be childishly playing on the swings as he loudly cheers you on from the top of the slide - having dance battles in the sandpit, and flicking sand on him to mess him up (nice try, he can’t mess up even if he tries) - once you’ve settled down and sat on the benches, you’d cuddle into him as he quietly talks about his childhood and how he always used to come to the park and mess around - then ruin the moment by randomly giggling at some random memory he had and now he can’t stop slapping your knee and wheezing
- he’d be hella sassy and tell you to bother someone else since you can’t sleep. Then he’d be like aw I took it too far, she just wants to hang out with me - so he’d be like alright, let’s go to the beach, jagi, bc what could go wrong this late at night? So you’d happily walk over to the beach near your shared place, and he’d immediately proceed to take off his shirt and dive into the freezing water - you’d take out your phone and take hella pictures of his dorky self, and threaten to post them if he doesn’t stop and come sit next to you - after trying aegyo and failing, he’d dry off and use your body head to warm him up bc he was too dumb to bring a change of clothes - it would be really peaceful, sitting closely to him and listening to the sound of the calming waves and the complaints of your freezing boyfriend
Ok idk if this is dumb or w/e but i think a 10 things i hate about you au would be awesome if u wrote it! Anyways ur literally my fave writer ??? Like ur so bloody good
lets do a brainstorm
james is patrick obvsly and he is just The Worlds Biggest Shite meaning that hes v hot and always smoking in chem and also is rumoured to have drunk paint stripper on a dare and lived
it was actually wine in the paint stripper can but dont tell peter pettigrew bc he thinks james is immortal
lily is kat and once she shoved a tampon so far up a guys nose that you couldnt see the string
lets fuck w/ the plot a bit and say that bianca is petunia and cameron is vernon ONLY lily doesnt want to date anyone bc that means petunia can date vernon and thats #1 on lilys Not Today Or Ever list
(also included on the list are acknowleding slughorn when he speaks or letting mary mcdonald hook up with sirius black when hes meant to be at soccer practise)
everyone is scared of lily except:
james who couldnt give two shits abt anythin
sirius whos been on her soccer team since they were 7 and also she knows that if she ever punched him to hard he’d tell everyone abt that time she tripped over the ball when they were 8
petunia, whose to vapid 2 notice anything (we gotta fudge it to make it work sorry bianca bby i love u and joeseph gordon levitto or whoever the fuck)
anyway: vernon pays james 2 date lily so he can date petunia. cue hijinks
james smokes while waiting outside her locker and so she starting walking up wearing a gas mask and ignoring him
james readin up abt all the social causes shes into and dropping into conversation bits like ‘the fact that taiwan has to enter the olympics as chiense taipei is appauling’ and watching lily like. squit at him
‘stop trying to impress me.’ ‘whose trying?’
he stops going to his classes and just starts going to hers like james the fuck man
at the concert when shes getting water in that dress and james is just. looking. and lily is just. noticing that hes looking.
the bar scene and ‘she likes pretty guys’ and james, straightning up, slips his hair back slightly, clutches his pool que, ‘you dont think im pretty?’ and then punching vernon lol
also: james hearing that lily has black underwear and deadass getting a hard on right there in the bar
lets have snape be some kinda joey donner guy and when lily hits his car at the record store and he calls her a bitch she rams it again
THE PARTY SCENE and lilys ding the strip tease and snape is cheering and james pulls lily off the table and also maybe tips snapes drink down his front
‘your eyes have a little green in them’ and shes so drunk, and james is looking at her even when hes trying very hard not to. how odd
she keeps talking abt how she wants to start a band and how sirius could be the drummer and james could play base and she could play guitar because ‘im the only one- whos got the skills *vomits onto james’ shoes*
lily tries to kiss him in his car but shes drunk and james isnt a bad guy so he doesnt let her
the soccer scene where james gets remus to get the band together and then he sings the song all the while sirius is like bopping his head and lily cannot stop grinning
THE PAINTBALLING SCENE AND JAMES TIES HIS HAIR BACK AND TRIES TO KISS LILY AND SHE SMASHES A PAINT BALLON OVER HIS HEAD
‘potter did you really sleep with all of the spice girls’ ‘dont be ridiculous. only two out of the five’
the prom bit where everything goes to hell and lily finds out that vernons been paying james this whole time and shes so sad and hurt and pissed and she leaves only petunia does not go after her.
goes to her house the next day and they talk abt sarah laurence and debating how good david beckham actually is
the poem scene and I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I hate it when you stare I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind I hate you so much that it makes me sick It even makes me rhyme I hate the way you’re always right I hate it when you lie I hate it when you make me laugh Even worse when you make me cry I hate the way you’re not around And the fact that you didn’t call But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
and james wants to die like right there bc hes a fucking idiot and he’d probably kill all of the spice girls and eat a kidney just to have her talk to him again
he buys her a £2000 guitar with vernons money and tells her what a cock hes been and she makes the joke abt how he cant just buy her an instrament everytime he fucks up and james makes the quip abt how there are lots of instraments and she smiles and he just. feels good again. just like that.
Zero-context dan mentions + describing the male trainer as attractive + insight into the way phil literally endures physical discomfort to avoid awkward public situations - my takeaways. Are you going to analyze this one?
you hit all my main points friend!!!!! it was so so so lovely and just what i needed today. seeing phil reiterate that he too suffers from the exact same sorts of social anxiety that people always associate with dan is always so exciting to me. i think too often there’s a need amongst viewers to focus on dnp’s ~yin and yang~ differences which is a cute trope in theory but sometimes it causes people to create differences in their personalities where they don’t actually exist. to that end i always see ppl say that phil is more confident in social situations than dan is or that he acts as dan’s anchor when they’re in public, but it’s clear from so many stories recently that phil’s feelings about human interaction are essentially the exact same as dan’s are, and i was so happy he made a video based off of that fact!
hearing phil talk about male attraction so casually genuinely made my day. it’s not something we hear as frequently from him so every time it happens i feel literal days being added onto my lifespan. he used the words PERFECT and HUNKY i mean ffs this was basically a story about phil being nervous around a cute buff guy and then nearly vomiting on him. amazing. the stuff of dreams
the sketches in this were also genuinely hilarious like i was truly giggling out loud. i actually always think phil does such a good job at playing other characters in his videos and this one was no exception
on the subject of casual mentions of things, the casual dan mention was such a standout to me as well. in the same pattern we’ve been seeing on dan’s channel for a while, and on phil’s as well but to a lesser degree, he mentions dan with absolutely no context or clarifier as to his role in phil’s life, and just says they enjoyed stuffing themselves full of indian food. it makes me so warm every time they casually allude to the way in which their whole lives are intertwined and i was Emotional.
honestly i’m just in shock this actually happened to phil like. can we just take a second to process that phil actually, literally allowed himself to be subject to mild physical torture by a muscley dude and didn’t protest bc he was too awkward and probably too smitten, and he let it get to the point where he literally had to go vomit in a toilet ………….. ……. …… what the hell. i hate infantilizing him but my reaction was and still is one of deepest, almost maternal concern. leon is also inept and shouldn’t have that job lol
ahhh i love phil’s dumb life and his colorful animal similes (‘kicks his legs forward and back like a frog on loads of drugs,’ ’the disappointment of a lion that is about to eat a trembling deer,’ ‘running up [the treadmill] like an elephant that had just been born,’) and his ability to find the humor even in situations where he’s cripplingly awkward and ultimately humiliated w his head in a gym toilet (whereas someone else might tell a social anxiety story like this with heaps of self-deprecation and insecurity, phil rightfully points out that nothing about this situation was his fault and leon is an asshat jfc). in short. i love phil. i loved this video. i’m so content <3333
• the type of best friend • who u kind of want to stab 71% of the time • and johnny insists that’s how u kno it’s real • “it makes the friendship real bc you want to kill me but you won’t because you’d miss me this is tru love y/n” • always trying to pull pranks on you • like the classics puts your hand in warm water when you fall asleep • swapping your shampoo for hair removal cream • you noticed right away • but you were a little too close to maybe going bald • you guys have something of a prank war going on
so this…. ran away from me…. heres 1k of the “petty rivalry that everyone takes way too seriously” trope
also this is me projecting bc i love halloween
(anyway au where theyre all grad students and also au where millennials can afford houses hahahahhsaf ha im crying help me)
33. “Something about you makes me want to commit extreme violence.”
Yuuri loves Halloween season.
Every year, Yuuri works his ass off to put up Halloween decorations and every year, without fail, his asshole neighbors manage to one-up him.
In 2015, when Yuuri and Phichit first moved into the neighborhood, Yuuri adorned their house with a modest sprinkling of orange fairy lights. Minimal, yet festive. The Nikiforovs responded by draping their house in orange fairy lights and light up ghosts the very next day.
Yuuri watched from the living room windows as they put up the lights, his eyes narrowed. The oldest of the two brothers, Viktor, caught Yuuri peaking out through the blinks and winked at him. Winked!
“Who do they think they are? Light up ghosts? What is this, 2007?” Yuuri muttered. Unfortunately, Phichit had already left for class and wasn’t there to appreciate his snarky comment.
The next year, Yuuri went all out. He had fake tombstones dotting the lawn, complete with creepy skeleton hands busting out from the dirt. He hung a ghost from a nearby tree, positioned so that it’s ghostly robes would flutter in the breeze. He even enlisted Phichit’s help in hanging small bats from their gutter.
It was glorious. A shrine to the Halloween spirit.
The next day, Viktor caught Yuuri while he was leaving to go to work. He waved at Yuuri and then jogged across the street, stopping a little too close for comfort.
It’s an intimidation tactic, Yuuri thought. I can’t show weakness.
“Hey, Yuuri!” Viktor grinned at him, bright and adorable. Adorable? No! No, not adorable. “I love your decorations this year! Especially the ghost. Very spooky.”
“I worked very hard on them,” Yuuri says cautiously. He subtly peers over Viktor’s broad, well-muscled shoulder to take a look at his lawn. It looks like Viktor was in the middle of pulling out his own decorations.
Viktor notices. “Oh! Yeah, I’m putting up our stuff right now.”
Yuuri thinks he sees an inflatable zombie leaned up against Viktor’s porch. His eye twitches.
“Have you always been so enthusiastic about Halloween?”
“Oh, uh… no,” Viktor laughs nervously. “I, uh… not… really. I mean, it’s just Yura and I, but he’s a little too old for Halloween so we really never decorated until… .”
Until he made it his life’s mission to upstage Yuuri’s decorations. Right.
-im not saying jihoon goes on the deep web but im saying he goes on the deep web :))))))))))))))
-he’s fucking infamous there
-nobody fucks with him
-he’s only known as woozi and nobody knows his real name
-he’s tiny and T E R R I F Y I N G
-do you know how many times he’s hacked into big corporations and leaked information just because someone would pay him for it
-y’all dont fuck with jihoon
-he sounds like an awful person but pLS LET ME EXPLAIN
-turns into the mr krabs meme any time someone mentions anonymous or hacking in general
-he mostly just hacks for the money honestly
-he doesnt even spend any of that money on himself
-he just spoils the fuck out of his friends and pays for his uni stuff
-he is such a sweet precious baby in real life but he’s so cold hearted online what a loser i love him
-the reason he joined the team was bc of seungcheol
-seungcheol went to uni with him and they were close friends!! seungcheol knew everything about him except that jihoon was a hacker
-lol syKE SEUNGCHEOL KNOWS EVERYTHING
-how else does he manage this team of actual children smh
-so tl;dr he manages to convince jihoon to join the gang and now hacking for the gang is his full time job :’)))))))))
-he doesnt go with the boys on missions but he stays back and watches them from security cameras and talks to them through mics
-probably does homework while doing so tbh
-”ok jihoon what do i do next?”
-”hm? wait i don’t know what’s happening my glasses are fogging up”
-”I TOLD YOU STOP EATING RAMEN DURING MISSIONS”
-before he even joined, the entire team knew about him and not just from seungcheol
-tbh they were all terrified of him at first bUT THEY REALIZED HOW SMOL AND FLUFFY HE WAS AND HE BECAME THE GROUP’S NEW BABY
-cringes xtra hard when he sees the boys doing something in a way he wouldnt personally do
-like, he understands there are different ways of doing things but being a hacker and doing things the same way over and over again, using the same techniques to solve everything stuck with him and it makes him feel icky and anxious when he sees the boys do something that he wouldnt
-cares about his dumb spy children so much ;-;-;
-hansol is such a terrified lil baby and jihoon has to always comfort him
-”jihoon im gonna have a panic attack”
-”no youre not, it’s ok”
-”you cant even see my face how do you know iT’S OK”
-”i can see your face in the corner of the camera and wow u look ugly”
-”STOP ATTACKING ME I WANNA GO HOME”
-hansol proceeds to run off and steps on a trap
-jihoon cringes and slams his head on the table
-save him from these idiots
-honestly he’s the true mastermind
-seungcheol is like half a mastermind and the other half is an edgelord™️
-cue jihoon’s eyeroll
-”hoshi if you touch my hair one more time im gonna send a swat team to your house”
-”are u still salty i didnt let u sit on my lap :((((((((“
-”i diDnT WaNNa sIT oN uR LaP”
-one time hoshi broke his arm so he wasnt allowed on missions so during the entire time he was forced to stay home, he’d go over to jihoon’s and he’d make jihoon sit on his lap while he hacked
-”woah hoshi shut up and let me hack”
-”ur feisty ;))))”
-”im going to abandon this team, move to alaska and change my name to whore-rito do you want that”
-”i luv me some whore-rito”
-the member that’s most likely to be kidnapped
-so tiny and smol cant fight for his life
-reason #232847 of why he has bodyguards!meanie
-talks shit isnt ready to get hit
-falls asleep hunched over his desk all the time because he works to the point where he passes out :)))))
-seungcheol forces him to take breaks and if he doesnt convince him, jeonghan has to come in to pull a mom
-”honey, youre working yourself too hard, you should-”
-”gO AWAY MOM”
-ok now it’s the point of the au where i talk about where youre dating jihoon if that doesnt float your boat you can skiP IT
-you two met when he joined the team
-”hey jihoon meet y/n, they’re apart of the team now.”
-jihoon fell for you so hard what a dweEB
-youre in charge of most of the missions and jihoon worries over you a lot
-”hey jihoon maybe you shouldnt fuck around with the deep web anymore-”
-”maybe you shouldnt fuck around with your life anymore on those missions but you dont see me saying anything”
-he’s sososososo subtly caring towards you and it warms your lil heart aw
-he’s not much of a violent person but he’ll do anything to protect you dbsfvjdsfbdnfs
-being a hacker taught him something about keeping those who were close to you and throwing everyone else away
-and fuck you are so important to him
-god he would throw his life away for you in a heartbeat it’s so scary but you feel the same way and sdfildfjdf
-can you imagine if this lil bean gets kidnapped because someone didnt like what you were doing
-OR IF YOU GOT KIDNAPPED
-THEYRE GONNA HAVE TO CATCH THESE HANDS HE IS SUCH A STRONG FIGHTER????
-”jihoon when’d you learn how to fight”
-”*cue jihoon’s internal screaming bc he only fought so hard for you*”
-whenever you get hurt he wont let you leave his room until he makes sure youre ok again
-”jihoon i literally just got a bruise on my leg i-”
-”stOoOoooOP rEsIStINg yOurE ON ThE VerGe oF DeAtH”
-you like watching him hack but you dont get to often since youre off on missions all the time
-but on the rare times when you dont need to go, you like hanging back with jihoon and watching him do his thing
-he always looks so concentrated and determined and his soft features turn so tensed
-he clenches his jaw and it’s a bad habit but you find it so cute and dsfkbshdkfd
-the way he sounds so stern when talking to the boys just goSH IM MELTING
-hardwork with the occasional “babe can you get me some ramen”
-”jihoon if you dont fuckin help the boys istg”
-”I CAN HEAR THEIR SCREAMS THROUGH YOUR HEADPHONES”
-jihoon’s the type to eat cereal while watching the boys suffer
a/n: okay so i’m doing HEADCANONS starting w my womans veronica omg this made me so happy to write. i wanted these to be more lax bc lie idk i’m kinda just fantasizing wildly here not gonna lie i’m off the rails. anyways
like this post to be added to my tags list (tags below the cut)
» you would just worship her but
» you could never worship her as much as she did you
» she’d think you’re just the best thing all the time
» “hey that’s my girlfriend.” x3482
» she’d be so protectivealmost to a fault sometimes
» you would go on such cute dates. like i feel like veronica would just be the best date planner. she’d know what you’d consider the perfect date even if you didn’t. from like just dipping fries in milkshakes at pop’s to going full new york on you like all day just coffee shop to cocktail bar.
» she’d have it all figured out before you even said yes to going on a date.
» “Y/N you look so good today.”
“i’m in sweatpants, ronnie.”
» i’m not getting smutty on this blog but you all know what i’m thinking right. i mean have you seen her thighs? you get it.
» you’d be kind of jealous of betty or even archie bc she’s close with them, but you’d eventually realize she can have friends and will always love you the same.
» yo she’d probably give you so many flowers.
» like she seems like the type that you’d just open the door to your bedroom randomly and like roses would spill out.
» just always cutting you flowers.
» “they’re beautiful and i think of you.”
» i feel lie she’d just want people to know you were her girlfriend.
» like.. dumb leaving you hickies all the time so people wouldn’t flirt with you.
» also pda. she desensitized you to things like holding hands in public. cute cuddling on the couch in the student lounge.
» the number of dumb couple selfies she’d post online. omg. so many photobooth pictures of you guys laughing and kissing and being cute.
» she’s the type to think sneaking bunny ears is still funny.
» wanting you guys to have matching outfits. just wanting people to see you two together and wish for something a fraction that great.
» let’s be real… veronica is a sensitive person. she’d get all nervous that what you have won’t last because she’s used to nice things not lasting long. there would be nights you’d have to run to her at two in the morning to convince her you were never leaving her behind.
» and she’d have her snippy days where she’d make you feel like you’ve done something wrong, but she’d always make it up to you, almost immediately feeling bad.
» but at the end of the day, as someone who was hyper-aware of her own feelings, she’d always want you to feel comfortable and happy.