i love funny guys

anonymous asked:

Rents is also aussie slang!!

Aussies speak funny anyways!!

I loved that guy who used to do the show about animals? But he died by the sting of a sting ray :(

i’m in my prime,
not withering and old.
but i refuse to play
your wicked games any longer.

i know this tether is unbreakable,
but you make me feel like i’m interchangeable.
you drew a target on my heart,
when did this become fatal attraction?

i don’t have the strength,
the energy,
nor the patience
to be held hostage by your love.

so baby please don’t despair
when i say that
i’ve found the courage to
let you go.

you were never meant to be tied down in the first place.

—  believing i could love you was my mistake, c.j.n.

Taeyong’s “cute” expression when he is practising revealed😂😂

  • Taehyung: I like your new pants.
  • Jimin: Thanks! They were 50% off actually.
  • Taehyung: I'd like them better if they were 100% off.
  • Jimin: The store can't just give away clothes for free.
  • Taehyung: That's not what I meant...
  • Jimin: That's a terrible way to run a business, Tae.

reenacting k-drama with Haechan and Winwin 😂😂

Friendly Reminder

that while you can make jokes about Feyre manipulating Lucien in ACOWAR by using his mating bond with Elain, that will not make him change. It will make him worse. His condition will get worse as the female he saw as a friend, manipulates him again and again. Just as Tamlin did to him.  

Fem!Mint Yoongi feat. Unnecessary Space Background

Heartbreak Never Goes Away - Peter Parker x Reader

Words: 985
Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader
Featuring: Tony Stark, mentions a lot though
Warnings: Ansgt!!!
Authors Note: So i’ve had this idea for a while and thought, well, why not do it now? It’s really intense like shit, guys

You reached into your bag, unaware of what your boyfriend was going to tell you only hours later. Things had been going good, but recently, he was feeling and acting a bit off. 

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all the boys // panic! at the disco