i love everyone in this bar ; ;

days 18 and 19: jake and harley!!

i’m not gonna write full bios but here r some quick things:

everyone knows jake for either good reasons (he once bought you a ps4 cause why not), bad reasons (started a bar huge bar fight over a dog) or weird reasons (seen passed out in the middle of a dennys at 3 am) 

Harley is shy and tends to stay out of the way, but he once Threw Hands with an 80 year old music theory professor because he said the wrong chord progression

thelegendofjuice  asked:

So kinda random question but what’s your favorite food to bake? Either because of the way it’s prepared is fun or just the end result being tasty! :D

I like to make brownies. I have a great, easy recipe and it’s very versatile I can add in anything to it and it’s still delish.

Plus, I can pour cheesecake through it and make double fudge cheesecake brownies with white chocolate shavings on top which is just incredible.

And everyone loves a good brownie. No one (barring allergies) is going to look at a thick brownie that’s still warm enough for ice cream to melt on it and be like “that sounds terrible”.

Even people who don’t eat eat a lot of chocolate eat brownies lol which means that when I make them for friends or family, or even when I would package them and send them overseas to my soldier friends, everyone is super excited and I do love to make people happy 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

just rick and morty things:

- when the episode bills itself as a self-contained, filler-style episode about atlantis but instead addresses the biggest and most compelling mysteries of the entire series, the citadel and evil morty

- when roiland, harmon and co face nigh insurmountable fan expectations for delivering on the narrative promises and payoffs associated with evil morty but yet pull it off and deliver in the most delicious way while setting up even higher stakes for the ultimate revelations to come

- when the FUCKING CALLBACK SONG COMES ON AND YOUR JAW DROPS AT THE ABSOLUTE MASTERY OF STORYTELLING AT WORK. like holy shit, all the 4? 5? narrative threads of this episode interweaving and aligning on one theme, each simultaneously playing up and subverting their respective narrative tropes in that familiar, delightful way this show does so well? that’s just a mastery of craft you don’t see very often, all building up to a final shot and final reveal that just satisfies. 

- when you know that it’s not “en vogue” to be this fucking enthusiastic about rick and morty anymore because some of the fans suck in a major way, but you don’t care?? because the show is still this goddamn excellent? fight me

AO3 Filtering and You!

So I’ve seen a couple people talking about hating to see certain pairings and characters when searching on AO3, and I thought I’d take a moment to teach everyone A Thing I Love To Do. You can absolutely and very very easily filter out pairings and characters when you search for fics!

Step one: Find the tag for the character/pairing you want to filter out.

You’re gonna have to click on it (I’M SORRY I KNOW BUT ONLY FOR A SECOND).

Step two: After clicking on that tag you hate, find the RSS Feed button up on top and click that.

This is gonna bring up a screen full of gibberish. But it’s okay! This is good gibberish.

Step three: In the address bar, find the numbers that appear after tags/

That’s the numerical code that AO3 has attached to that tag.

Step four: Copy that number, then paste it in the search bar with a - in front of it

Step five: Success! Pressing search will remove that tag from the search results.

For best results, save all the tags you hate in a document and copy/paste when needed. You can totally stack these filters as much as you want, just make sure there’s a - in front of each tag code.

But Lady, you ask, how does this work? Well, the AO3 search engine, like every single search engine you will ever use, uses something called boolean searching. Putting that - in front of what you don’t want will tell the search engine “show me everything that fits this criteria, EXCEPT NOT this other criteria”.

The problem with AO3 is, if you search “-Character1/Character2″, it will fail to filter out stories tagged with “Character2/Character1″, or any stories where the tag uses a character’s nickname. But thanks to something that AO3 calls tag wrangling, both of those options will be stored within the same numerical code, so that a search for one will also bring up the other. You can use that in your filtering to ensure that all iterations of that pairing you hate will be removed.

WARNING: this currently only applies to character and pairing tags, and only the tags that have gotten enough fics to have been “wrangled” by AO3 and given a tag code. It also won’t work on stories where the tag has been misspelled.

I love the Matt/Shiro BrOTP so have some headcanons that have been sitting in my drafts for weeks

-Matt is a living meme and Shiro questions their friendship every day

-“You know you love me~”

-Everyone questions how someone so calm and mature can be best friends with Matt and Matt kinda laughs in their face

-Matt: Calm? Mature? This guy almost fought a five-year-old over a chocolate bar!
Shiro: I really like the brand oKAY???

-Matt has tried to set Shiro up on one too many dates. It’s really easy since everyone and their mother has a crush on Shiro but Shiro needs Matt to stop.

-He did after a while until Shiro developed a crush on Allura. Cupid Matt was back. Shiro wanted to kill himself.

-Constantly making fun of each other because they love each other

-Shiro: Matt, if you don’t stop, I will literally sit on you.
Matt: Try me.
*high-pitched screams*

-You wouldn’t believe how often that happens. Spoil alert: A lot.

-They’re pretty competitive when it comes to each other. Whether it comes to bets or board games. Tears are shed. Friendships are broken. It gets pretty intense.

-Matt: I got to move on and be who I am! I just don’t belong here, I hope you understand! We might find our place in this world someday. But at least for now, I gotta find my own way…
Shiro: Don’t you think you’re being a bit dramatic over a pizza slice?

-Once Shiro ate the last brownie and Matt wouldn’t talk to him for a week. The dude really loves his food.

-Shiro: No.
Matt: This is homophobia at its finest. ://

-Once they had a convo on what their ship name would be if they dated, Shiro came up with Shatt, Matt disowned him

-Death jokes make up half of their friendship.

-Shiro: I’m going to propel myself off of this balcony.
-Matt: Not without me, you’re not.

This Day in 1D History - October 6

*BONUS* 2009: 

2010: 

  • iconic looks out in London, feat. the boys’ take on Abbey Road (lmao)

2011: 

  • Harry and Louis meet Lux!!

2012: 

2013: 

  • Lilo catch some waves on a surf date in Sydney (and Liam gets his underwear stolen afterwards!! 🙈🙈)
  • the boys try to sport (or something) outside the arena before the show
  • Take Me Home Tour concert – Sydney, Australia #2 

2014: 

  • Zouis land in the UK, feat. Louis being the cutest human alive

2016:

  • Niall has a quick chat with Eoghan on RTE 2FM
  • 🎉🎉🎉
  • Harry is the guest of honor at the Another Man launch party in London!!! 
Made in the A.M. Fic Fest

Made in the A.M. Collection on Ao3

1. Hey Angel: A Few Very Good Mistakes by @louisandthealien
He almost wishes there were a better story.“Fucked up pop star ends five day bender by wandering into a dive bar alone and passing out in public."That would’ve generated press, he thinks, and if there’s one thing that’s constantly on his mind (or more accurately, on the mind of everyone else around him) it’s that all press is good press, and good press is good press but bad press is great press.Besides, he’s 25 and trying to do the whole transition from boyband to solo pop star. He’s pretty sure a press-fueled meltdown is, like, a right of passage.The truth, alas, is a whole lot more boring.—Louis falls asleep in Harry’s bar. Harry takes him home to hang out.

2. Drag Me Down
3. Perfect
4. Infinity
5. End of the Day
6. If I Could Fly
7. Long Way Down
8. Never Enough
9. Olivia
10. What a Feeling
11. Love You Goodbye
12. I Want to Write You a Song
13. History
14. Temporary Fix
15. Walking in the Wind
16. Wolves
17. A.M.

7

Sometimes a Family is One Daughter and Her Eight Dads

“You told me not to make a big deal but you seem to have forgotten that my entire mission in life is to make a big deal out of your accomplishments. So consider this your graduation party. Surprise!”

“Dad, everyone’s here!”

“Well yeah, everyone wanted to come and support you.”

“Is that… a mac and cheese… bar?”

“Sure is. Fully customizable, down to the type of mac. And there’s an ice cream cake. The good kind with the crunchies in the middle.”

“I… don’t know what to say.”

“Don’t say anything. Just go have fun with your pals, alright? I’m so proud of you, Amanda.”

Batfamily misunderstandings
  • Jason reading magazine: Bruce Wayne secretly gay? In the above picture he can be seen leaving a bar with one Clark Kent with his arm around the other man
  • Bruce: I do not like dick why do people keep saying that
  • Bat family: *gasps in surprise and runs over to hug a sad dick Grayson*
  • Stephanie: how can you say that everyone loves dick
  • Alfred: shame on you master Wayne
  • Tim and Duke: shame shame shame
  • Damian: even I love dick father
  • Bruce: bangs his head on coffee table* why is my family like this
Erotic Burping

Context: I’m DMing a campaign for four friends. One of my friends is playing an annoyingly perfect and charming fighter (her lowest stat is a 13 in Wisdom), her girlfriend is playing our bard. The others are a rogue and mage but not relevant to this story. The party has entered an inn to stay for the night.

Me: The inn is busy, but not overly crowded. Behind the bar a sweet looking woman looks up and smiles as you enter, gesturing to empty seats at the bar and an empty table nearby

Fighter: I walk up to the bar, smiling my most winning smile
In character as the innkeeper I welcome them, tell them our rates etc.

Fighter OOC: I’m going to seduce her

Fighter IC: *leans forward* Thank for that lovely welcome, you really are so charming, perhaps later we could *player burps loudly*

Everyone laughs

Fighter OOC: CAN I ROLL CHARISMA TO TURN THAT INTO A SEDUCTIVE BURP?!

Me: Sure, why not

Fighter: *rolls a natural 20*

Fighter: I BURP EROTICALLY AT HER

Bard: This is our first date all over again

Me: Was that in character or out of character?

Bard: Can it be both?

And that is how our lesbian fighter seduced an innkeeper by burping in her face.

3

“Doc Holliday is a ‘Class A’ pain-in-the-ass. But he’s also one of the most loyal, solid, and fierce men I’ve ever met. Yeah, he can be a polecat sometimes, but he’s a changed man. He’s redeemed himself many times over, and I’m proud to call this man my brother.”

Aragorn, direct descendant of Elendil and his son Isildur, both of whom had been seven feet tall, must have nonetheless have been a very tall man … probably at least 6 ft. 6, and Boromir, of high Númenórean lineage, not much shorter

—random note of Tolkien’s in the Bodleian Library

(I don’t know if I’m more charmed by my freakish faves or by the fact that he actually wrote a random note about this)

anonymous asked:

Okay but think about this: It's another RFA party and the theme is karaoke. MC ends the party with revealing her special talent: Rapping.

I AM 100% FOR THIS TBH (ง ˙o˙)ว


{RFA PARTY}

  • It was nearing the end of the event
  • Everybody was pretty damn drunk off of the copious amounts of fine wine Jumin supplied
  • It was more like an afterparty at this point
  • Everybody was relaxed and laughing
  • You were all sitting together  joking around
  • Most had gotten a turn on the stage to sing karaoke by this point
  • Yoosung and Saeyoung sung a duet together
  • Zen was cut off
  • Now they were all urging you to go up and take the mic
    • “Come on, MC. I’m sure you’ll be great!” Jaehee pressed
    • “Oh…Alright! I’ll do it!” you ran to the stage
  • They were cheering for you from their seats
    • “What do you think she’ll sing? I bet it will be something cute like her! A pop song maybe?!” Yoosung was starry-eyed
    • “5 bucks says she picks ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun,” Saeyoung laughed
    • “I hope it’s a soulful love ballad,” Zen hiccuped
    • “Will you guys shut the hell up. She’s about to start,” Saeran barked
  • Your cheeks were flush and you cleared your throat
    • “Ahem…”
  • RAPPER MODE ⇨E N G A G E D
  • Holy damn
  • You’re spittin’ fire
  • Bars to rival Nicki in Monster
  • Literally everyones jaws drop
  • EVERYONE
  • Yoosung fainted for a second after screaming really loud omg
  • Zen whips his phone out and is recording
    • “Holy SHIT IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?!” Saeyoung is drunkenly adjusting his glasses
  • Saeran has kicked his damn chair over in excitement and is now bobbing to the flow omg he’s so proud
    • “V ARE YOU-? OMG Guys V is passed out drunk on the floor and someone…drew kitty whiskers and a dot on his nose who did that?!” Jaehee burst out laughing
  • Saeyoung snickered and pat the marker in his pocket
    • “Where did Jumin go he’s missing this?!” Yoosung looked around
    • “He’s stumbling up to the stage whaaaaat????” Saeyoung gasped
    • “YOU BETTER NOT STOP HER YOU JERK OR YOU’LL REGRET IT!” Zen screamed
    • “He’s GRABBING THE OTHER MIC!” Saeran yelled
  • O M G
  • JUMIN AND MC RAP BATTLE
  • He started rattling off lines
  • HE WAS PRETTY GOOD
  • EVERYBODY HAS LOST THEIR SHIT AT THIS POINT
  • Saeyoung is rolling around on the floor screaming “IVE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN THANK YOU JESUS”
  • Yoosung and Jaehee are hyperventilating
  • Zens hands are shaking from screaming as he tries to get this ALL ON FILM
  • SAERAN HAS JUMPED UP ON THE NEAREST TABLE AND IS HOLDING UP HIS LIGHTER LIKE ITS A DAMN ROCK CONCERT
  • They are Sh00k
  • This is the greatest party E V E R
  • Jumin and you are just going back and forth like nothing and feeding off everyones energy
  • He’s good but you kill him with your last verse
  • You drop the mic and the whole RFA rushes the stage and just
Overwatch Ladies as Gays Ive Met
  • D.Va: Sleep deprived hoodie gay, encouraging af, texts long ass i love you messages to gf at 3am because shes wants her girl to smile
  • Mei: COZY blankets drawn over shoulders, hot cocoa and cuddle gay, softly reads books out loud to gf as she plays with her hair
  • Mercy: Wants everyone to chill gay, doesnt give af, wears gfs clothes cause cute, cleans when anxious, lowkey kinky af heckin tease to her poor gf
  • Pharah: Could kill you hot gay, gives best massages, at bar suave as heck but trips 2 secs later, the tank top gay
  • Sombra: No pants at home, loves to order food an request the cute delivery girl, the gay that girls experimented with in college that got her feelings devastated, softie
  • Symmetra: The gay you see on the when your growing up that makes you realize how gay you are, the hides feelings gay that pins gf to wall, heckin powerful with stare
  • Tracer: Beanie wearing, flannel, guitar playing at 2am in the quad outside gay, once cried over a puppy that was small as heck, the funny gay who everyone wants to play beer pong with, The GAY (tm)
  • Widowmaker: Had a scene phase, cant be bothered to care gay, will smirk to make others nervous, fairytale kind of sensual gay in reader fics
  • Zarya: Found true love on first round gay, gym gay who wheezed first time she saw a pretty girl, nearly set fire to her house for trying to bake, the gay who is confident and hot af for it