i love dogs so much i cry

My dog Chica had a nightmare last night. She doesn’t have them very often but when she does she’ll let out this adorable little howl that startles herself awake. She was a little shaken up about it but after a few snuggles in the hooman bed (usually off limits for doggos) she was happy as can be. After a while she hopped down to her own bed and drifted off into a peaceful pupper snooze. And I thought that was the end of it.

But I had a nightmare too. Now that’s not entirely uncommon, I have them fairly often and they’re something that I’ve gotten used to. But this one was a bad one.

The bad ones are the ones that I don’t wake up from. They’re the ones where my friends or loved ones are hurt in front of me and the only thing I can do is watch and cry and scream in the mad hope that it’s all just some terrible dream. Nothing ever happens to me in these dreams so I’m trapped within until I wake up of my own accord. But tonight was different.

Tonight, I felt something lick my hand and woke up in a cold sweat. There on the side of my bed was Chica, licking my hand and looking up at me with concern. Now I’m not sure how much a dog understands about nightmares and dreams and such, but she’s never woken me up from a nightmare before. I’d like to think that some part of her recognized what I was going through and she just wanted to wake me up to protect me from the scary monsters. I have never been more grateful to have Chica by my side than in that moment.

So I let her hop up on the hooman bed (twice in one night, oh boy!) and after a few snuggles I was happy as can be.

things that got me yelling from episode 69
  • badass pilot davenport
  • “i stole your cousin’s shoes” “and i’m currently wearing them”
  • FINAL BOSS BATTLE
  • all the new music jfc
  • merle finally healing and its the ULTIMATE HEALS MVP POTG
  • *travis rolling for damage against john* “92…” “fuck off”
  • scared taako standing up to john 10/10
  • THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF ABRACAFUCKYOU
  • “you’ve solved my goading puzzle” one last you’ve solved my blank puzzle joke i love
  • everyone went unconscious
  • pan!
  • joaquin coming to their world
  • literally everyone that came out of the bonds
  • FREE SAMPLES
  • everyone confused when it seemed clint just started to take over and dm but it was just that 9 second thing
  • “Well. Bye!”
  • the use of Arms Outstretched during the whirlwind like yes fuck me up
  • istus!
  • “And then light.”
  • SCUTTLEBUDDY!
  • taako getting jealous of lucretia when jeffandrew said she was the most powerful person they ever met
  • “Johann was right! We won!”
  • angus makes so many friends and plays soccer now
  • “i’m about to smooch your fucking brains out”
  • P R I N G L E S
  • taako is a media empire bc of course he is
  • “everyone is in House Taako”
  • get shit on sazed literally burn in hell
  • career woman ren i love her so much
  • “my boyfriend is death”
  • the ango and taako hug and the “starting salary is nonnegotiable”
  • Earl Merle
  • merlegaritaville
  • “I know how hard you’re trying.”
  • KILLIAN AND CAREY WEDDING
  • kravitz’s hands are warm contrary to every taakitz fic in existence
  • “I have to shit.” never change magnus
  • carey wearing the bff necklace for her wedding
  • SERVICE DOG TRAINER MAGNUS
  • magnus naming his dog after johann :’)
  • “he found something worth living for” and i found something worth crying for thanks travis for sending that gut punch to me personally
  • just the entire scene where magnus dies surrounded by everyone he cares about
  • J U L I A
  • julia built the cottage for them and im a m e s s
  • “That was the ending you earned.”
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“Colors of the Wind” on the harp by @acoustictrench on ig (feat Maple)

Phil’s creepshots of Dan: Aesthetic, cute boyfriend shots, moving out pics, couple goals, probably going to be printed off and put into a photo album that they can look at with their 3 children and 2 dogs uvu

Dan’s creepshots of Phil: Rat!! Cereal theiving scoundral!! Look at this dweeb locked out of his family’s house while his mother and I enjoy mousse in the next room and laugh!! 

Odasaku’s Final Moments
Odasaku’s Final Moments

Have you ever tried listening to Odasaku’s final moments with your eyes closed?

If you want to torture yourself with feels like me for no reason at all, listen intently to Dazai and Odasaku’s last talk. Feel Dazai’s emotions, JUST FEEL. 

Listen to how this heartless Port Mafia executive let himself feel.
Hear how pained this demon prodigy was.
How hopeless this 18-year old boy was.
How lost this stray dog was.
Just Dazai Osamu being a human.


Hats off to Miyano Mamoru and Suwabe Junichi for this heart-wrenching voice acting.

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Cheryl loved Jason. What was she meant to do at his funeral, not cry? And yeah Jason was on the football team but Cheryl was at every game too doing as much to help the Bull Dogs win as he did. Also she has a 4.0 grade point average. If there’s one thing I’ve learned being in Cheryl’s class it’s don’t underestimate her. And don’t bet against her.

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Hi, my name is Vincent. I’m moving to a small apartment and can’t take my 10 month old German Shepherd, Sasha, with me. She enjoys running and playing but she won’t be happy confined in a concrete jungle. My partner, thankfully, owns a large amount of land with other dogs she can socialize with. I believe that’s the best place for her to be. However, getting her to paradise is the hard part. Please, anything is helpful. I want to see Sasha happy with people who love her as much as I do. Selling her on craigslist is sketchy and especially bad for female dogs who are most likely going to be used as breeders and are poorly treated.
My 9yr old sister with autism and downs syndrome will miss her very much, but we need the money to get her to a good home with people we trust. As I said up above, my boyfriend has offered to take her but I need to pay off her expenses before he can take her and I don’t have the money for it. All funds will be used to pay off her expenses and get her to a good home where I’ll still be able to see her. I will be moving by the end of March and need at least $200 for her to go to the home she deserves. Please, please, I don’t want my dog to go to the wrong people. Anything at all will help Sasha live a happy long life with people who will love her and give her the attention she needs.
Share this if you can’t donate, but if you can donate, please donate to my paypal at turnterminus@aol.com
Thank you all so much.

my 15 year old dog Mikey has just collapsed and he’s having trouble breathing, I’ve rang the vet but they won’t see him for another hour even though I’m convinced he’s dying, I feel so useless and awful, he’s just laying on me and I don’t know what I’m going to do. I can’t stop crying and I just know that they’re going to want to put him down 

Random Prompts

- “You eat kitkats like a monster, honestly I don’t think I can love you anymore.”
“At least I know how to cough into my elbow like a civilized being.”

- “Do you ever realize that we act like an old married couple sometimes?”
“We are an old married couple…”

- “Do you know how to cook anything besides ramen?”
“Totally.”
“What?”
“Um… microwave popcorn.”

- “You are so weak when it comes to spicy food.”
“No I’m not.”
“Name 1 spice you enjoy.”
“Pepper counts, right?”

- “I would do anything to prove my love for you.”
“Drink that entire bottle of hot sauce then.” “I don’t love you that much.”

- “Dude, you cry over everything.” “No I don’t.”
“You cried when a fly you called your ‘friend’ flew out of the window, you left open.” “Listen, I just felt really close to Fred.”
“IT WAS A FLY.”

- “Why do we have a dog? We didn’t have a dog before I left.”
“Yeah, well, get with the times. Things change. Ugh, you’re just another old guy who doesn’t wanna accept that the world is changing.”
“1, You’re older than me. 2, You still haven’t told me why we now have a dog.”

- “Hey, do you love me a lot?“ “Of course!” “Enough to give me your garlic bread?” “F**k no.”

@zsaszmatazz tagged me to do the “six movies I can watch any time” meme (LIKE 10 YEARS AGO I’M SORRY) so here goes!

1. Road to El Dorado

Don’t tell me you can’t also watch this whenever. It’s lolzy, it’s feelsy, and it’s the source of one of my three OT3s. If Miguel/Tulio wasn’t allowed to be canon, I’m making Miguel/Chel/Tulio my headcanon dammit. Fight me.

The story is a fantastic adventure every time. The music is amazing, the animation is GORGEOUS. The jokes are funny no matter how many times I hear them. “Stars.” “Holy ship.” “Apparently ‘El Dorado’ is native for GREAT… BIG… ROCK.” 

And don’t get me started on the armadillo. Is that thing a spirit guide? A god? Probably. I’m for it.

Originally posted by garytheprophet

2. Chicken Run

I consider this one a guilty pleasure. Again, always a funny, fun adventure. Just serious enough to balance out the lolz. And Ginger is one hell of a snarky character. I love that she’s simultaneously mom friend and rebel friend.

Also, it’s that claymation Wallace and Gromit animation, which is just… nifty! I always find myself watching certain characters move, checking out different textures, especially with Babs and her knitting. Just… excellent.

Also, also this:

Originally posted by alexanderhamiltonisthebottom

3. Stardust

What can I say about this movie? Well…

I was based on a book written by my favorite author, Neil Gaiman, is a fantastic adventure that addresses the line between magic and non-magic worlds and includes such fun things as evil witches, falling in love, warring princes, falling stars, unicorns, ghosts, and sky pirates in drag (which Neil said he’s pretty sure he didn’t write, but it’s such a good scene you guys).

I am always happy by the end of it. The growing-up story is so good. And Tristan kind of bumbles through it like I totally believe I would were I thrown into a story like that. It’s just… such a satisfyingly complete and fun story, and I love it every single time.

Originally posted by kingofthecarrotflowers

4. Megamind

Shut the hell your mouth this is the best villain-to-hero story I know. I am always so proud of Megamind. Like, real talk, how often does our favorite adorable villain get the girl? How often do we get to see the bumbling bad guy actually get a cool-ass happy ending? And the emotional journey he goes on gets just serious enough without killing the funny vibe the whole movie carries.

The writing is tropey, but in a way that totally plays on those tropes while making fun of them. Trope-ception is my favorite trope. And I love, love, LOVE the design choices. This movie is so colorful, and the proportions are so over the top. It’s just a visual salad. 

And, as always, the jokes are good no matter what. I don’t think I’ll ever get over, “And I love you, random citizen!” This movie is such a fun time, please go watch it.

Originally posted by littlecubbie

5. Strange Magic

Have you heard of this movie? Well, now you have. Please go watch it. 

Much like Megamind, Strange Magic got pushed to the back burner by more popular movies coming out at the same time. And that’s just a shame, because it’s just so good.

It’s a jukebox musical with reenactments of all sorts of songs, all of which are brilliant (half the time because Evan Rachel Wood My Queen is singing them, but also Alan Cumming, and sometimes they sing together and I die). The story is predictable, but the characters are what make it for me. They’re fun enough that even though I saw the end coming a mile away, it was nothing but enjoyable watching them get there.

This fandom is also dear to my heart. It’s full of some of the sweetest people with some of the most interesting fan fiction that I’ve ever read. When I think good writing, I think @abutterflyobsession who has made me cry on more than one occasion, and @jaegereska whose lore and OCs add so much to the world beyond the movie. 

Major draws: good music, lovely animation, self-confidence story, princess with a sword, SWEET SWEET VENGEANCE, and did I mention singing by Evan Rachel Wood, Alan Cumming, and Kristin Chenoweth? Bruh.

Originally posted by deluxetrashqueen

6. Labyrinth

My favorite movie for now and always. Set it at the bottom for full effect. Get ready.

First off, music by David Bowie that is fuckin’ catchy as heck. If you don’t want to at least tap your foot along to ‘Dance Magic Dance’ you’re lying. ‘As the World Falls Down’ was the first song I remember wanting to know the lyrics to. 

Side note: If you didn’t think the Fireys were creepy as fuck, you’re also lying.

There has never been so much glitter in one place ever. The visual gags are always funny. Like, there are Bowie faces I still can’t find to this day hidden in the scenery??? The muppets are all adorable because Brian Froud is amazing, and I want a pet goblin. Everything is just so much fun to look at. Don’t even get me started on the ridiculous fantasy fulfillment that is the ballroom scene. I just. 

The jokes are always funny because they run on a dry sense of humor like mine. “Well, come on feet.” One I missed for years. “No, that’s the dead end, behind you!” Ha, hubris. “It’s a piece of cake!” Shut up, Sarah…

But you also can’t not love the characters? Like, come on, who doesn’t wanna hug Ludo just a little. And Didymus, the fox knight that rides a fuckin’ tiny dog into battle?? And Hoggle who collects jewelry and pretends to be bitter as hell but cares so much??? Heck off, they’re all awesome.

Fave movie. Always. 

Originally posted by jimhenson-muppetmaster

Honorable Mention: Big Fish

Added this one because I can watch this any time, but it always makes me cry, so I usually save it for when I need a good cry. (Srsly, @may10baby can vouch, I once tried to explain the end to her and started sobbing in the car).

It’s just such a cool story. We get to see the life of the father as told through his own hyperbolic stories, which include a star-studded cast playing funny scenes in between serious family time. And the end… christ, it’s just such a satisfying ending. Such a good play on storytelling and what it can mean to people. Which, as a writer, means a lot to me.

Also, it’s the only Tim Burton movie I’ve seen that doesn’t look like… that. You know. How Burton movies look. Helena Bonham Carter plays like 3 different people, and none of them are Mrs. Lovett. That’s a feat, honestly.

I’ve said this about a few of these, but please watch this movie.

Originally posted by wayofthinking

Ummm I guess I’m gonna send this along to the people I already tagged, @abutterflyobsession @jaegereska @may10baby and also @fandomizedwonderland @thetrendywitch @pkmndaisuki for shits and giggles.

Haikyū Characters as things my friends have caught me saying.

Daichi: Fuck me in the motherfucking ass satan’s limp dick
Sugawara: If you don’t shut the fuck up I will actually mutilate your balls
Asahi: I’m gonna fuck up this presentation
Nishinoya: AYYYYYYYYYYY
Tanaka: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
Ennoshita: IF YOU SAY KETCHUP IS A SMOOTHIE ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME
Hinata: I will grow taller than you, just you wait
Kageyama: I get high if I drink too much milk
Tsukishima: Sorry, didn’t quite understand what you were saying considering everything you said is bullshit.
Yamaguchi: Are you 100% sure you’re okay?
Oikawa: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO BE A CYNICAL ASSHOLE
Iwaizumi: There are some people who don’t even have to talk for me to want to rip out their throat and hang them with it.
Matsukawa: Oh shit, time to release the gay
Hanamaki: I’M GAY, SUCK MY ASS BITCH
Kindaichi: fuck I’m gay, extremely gay
Kunimi: she sprays something called the sweet essence of filth, otherwise known as cunt spray
Yahaba: If death tried to seduce me with a slice of pizza I would gladly take it without thinking twice
Kyoutani: I love my dog and I would die for her so don’t you even try
Kuroo: The tale of a lonely bisexual who spends their time writing fanfiction and crying over nonfictional characters 24/7
Kenma: what a good day to get hit by a car if it weren’t for the fact I might not die and end up missing school instead
Yaku: I fucking hate kids, get those money-sucking ghouls away from me
Lev: I’M TOL
Bokuto: I like owls, they’re good birds that’ll fite you
Akaashi: Once I’m 18 I’d be drinking so much alcohol I’ll forget about the shit I’ve got to take on a daily basis
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Ushijima: watering your plants with milk is how you ensure a bountiful harvest of greenbeans
Tendou: N A RU TOOOOOO
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EXO Reaction To You Crying From Missing Them

You scroll through the twitter post as many fans praise EXO on their overseas concert, photos and small video clips fill your feed as you’re caught between smiling and crying at them. You look at the clock 1:00am. Right on time you hear your phone ring, you try and steady your feeling as you pick up.

“Y/N!” the scream into the phone. You try swallowing back a cry and say a weak rough “Hey” back -

XUIMIN

“Are you okay”
“Yeah, I’m just a little sad” you admit, knowing you can’t hide anything from him
“Did something happen?”
“You left” you say feeling a tear escape down your cheek. He smiles at your cute response and tries to remain strong for the both of you
“I miss you too” he says “I’ll be back before you know it and after that you’re going to wish I was away for tour”

Originally posted by kamikoy

SUHO

"Everything’s alright. We just got to the hotel room” He sits on his bed and starts kicking off his shoes “I miss you”
That was enough to break your wall and you start crying and catching your breath. Throughout the whole thing, Suho remains silent, just listening to you cry and waiting for you to calm down
“Im sorry” you manage to get out
“Why are you apologizing?” he says “My baby is crying all alone, I should be saying sorry”
“But you’re busy, and the fans -”
“Yeah, I know” he sighs “How about I buy you a plane ticket”
“No - why are you spending money on-”
“Im not speeding it for you! Im spending it on myself, I want my baby right next to me next time I’m on backstage getting ready.”

Originally posted by irpsychotic

LAY

“Did you catch a cold? You know I hear oranges really help - next time we go out -” you can’t help but break down into tears right there and then. It wasnt just the sound of his voice, but everything about him.
“Hey” he comforts “did i say something wrong? are you allergic to oranges?” he tries to tease. A small laugh escapes you lips as you blink back tears.
“Why’re you crying, y/n?”
“I miss you”
“I miss you” he says back “Baby, I promise we’ll be back to our mid-day cuddles and nap in no time”

Originally posted by glorious-soobooty

BAEKHYUN

“I woke you up again, right?” he says “Next week is a more doable time zone - so don’t worry”
“Baek -” you manage to say out but it gets caught in your throat as the tears start to flow
“Oh..no,no stop crying” he mini panics “Y/n, I’m sorry i disrupted your beauty sleep - I’m a monster”
“Yah!” you say between the tears “I miss you”
“Oh” he sighs in relief “I thought you were angry crying”
Your eyebrow raises already feeling the tears dry up “Yah, when have I -”
“You miss me, remember, You can’t be mad at me when I’m away, right?” he says trying to save himself, “I miss you more though.”

Originally posted by sefuns

CHEN

“Aigo, were we sleeping instead of waiting for your boyfriends call?” he teases. He puts the phone on speaker on the way back to the hotel, so the others can say hi.
“Y/n!” Chanyeol yelled
“Is she on the phone?” Baekhyun asks
“Ask her to send her ramen recipe” D.O whines “I’m hungry”
“Y/n?” Chen hears you sniffle a couple of times
“Nice going, guys - you made y/n cry” He takes you off of speaker, “Are you alright? I didn’t know you were that sensitive to giving away your ramen recipe.” He lets you steady your breathing “Do you miss me that much? I shouldn’t be making you cry”
“I’m just being hormonal or something”
“I’ll video call you as soon as i get the wifi password of the hotel”

Originally posted by dayafterdae

CHANYEOL

He called you straight after the concert as the others were changing into their normal clothing
“How was the concert, tell me all about it” you say trying to sound cheerful
“Hang on a bit, I have to change” he quickly leaves his phone and changes, almost running back to the phone to pick it up and find you crying.
“Did you not want me to know you were crying?” he says into the phone “Don’t hide from me like that, love”
“It’s just silly, I don’t want to make you feel sad or guilty for doing your job” you admit
“You wont” he half smiles at your selfishness, but feels a mixture of anger and sadness at your urge to hide your feelings, “Tell me these things, alright? I’ll stay on the line until you fall asleep”

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

D.O

“What’s wrong?” he said immediately afte hearing your voice. He lets you get a chance to cool down, you give a loud sigh letting out a shaky breath
“I know it’s dumb to cry” you begin saying, “but I miss you”
“I miss you too” he scoffs “Are you calling me dumb?”
“You don’t cry” You clarify slightly smiling at the idea
“Ah right” he states “My heart hurts when you’re not around”
“What script is that line from?”
“I’ll be back soon, don’t cry anymore. Lay down on your bed, I’ll sing tonight”

Originally posted by sooweetlies

KAI

“How’re the kids?” he asks refering to his dogs that he left to your care.
“They miss you” You say while trying to keep back a sob
“Well tell them” he says learning knowing you were referring to yourself “I miss them very much and I hope they understand how much I love them, so they shouldn’t be crying”
“I’ll tell them” you sniffle
“I’ll take them out to the park when i get back”
“I don’t like going out to the park” you whine
“I thought we were talking about my babies, y/n” he teases
“We are, baby” you insist smiling immediately when you hear his light laugh.
“God I miss you.”

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

SEHUN

“Stop that” he says immediately “Don’t cry, your nose will get all stuffy in the morning” He smiles into the phone, knowing fully well how you feel, “Plus if you start crying, then I’ll start crying and then you’ll be to blame.”
“Alright” you wipe your tears and try to breath away the sadness “I-”
“I know” he interrupts “Get up, wash your face, and answer my video call. It’s not enough for me to just hear your voice, so stop crying - unless you want to stare at each other as we cry.”

Originally posted by chanyoelpark


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