Dan & Phil describing each other for the Summer in the City book
Dan Howell, whose name rhymes with hand towel, bland scowl, and sand owl, was created when a woodland creature had a baby with Liam Payne from one direction. When not procrastinating by eating the entire fridge or staying awake until 6am, he makes youtube videos on the channel danisnotonfire (which was his username back in the lolrandom bebo days.) Before becoming a Youtuber, teenager Dan worked in a DIY shop until one day he sold an axe to an eight year old. Dan’s Greatest Hits include “what not to do at the beach” (where he actually went outside), “sexy internet dating” (where he invited a naked 58 year old man called Manesh to our house), and “what is my life” (where he spent eight minutes pritt-sticking various meat products to his face). I know what you are thinking, “I want some Dan facts!” WELL HERE THEY ARE, JENNY! (I just totally freaked out anyone called Jenny) Dan is scared of trees. Dan eats cinnamon cereal every day (except the days I steal his cereal). I am sat next to Dan now and he said if he could have any dog it would be a Shiba Inu. If you haven’t checked out his videos yet then you are missing out - a LOT. Also you might want to check out his pretty cool friend Phil.
Get his autograph below! or find someone else called Dan and get him to forge it. Just convince yourself it was true.
Phil Lester is the by-product of two related grandparents and a haircut that was cool in 2006, but that’s okay because he has a lovely personality. His quirky videos and idiosyncratic editing sets him apart from other YouTube vloggers - that and his unique life which seems to attract a worryingly large amount of strange people and situations (which he relives for your enjoyment). If you look at yourself in the mirror and think “wow i am so weird, how do i function?” - Phil’s the guy that teaches you to embrace your individuality.
If you see Phil this weekend, do not be alarmed if his hand is facing backwards towards his pocket in a claw shape, he can’t help it. And he was does not condone irresponsible use of a permanent marker on your face.
it’d be on hbo so swearing and topless people,,,, the anti game of thrones
confirmed gay merlin + morgana
bisexual gwaine + arthur
at some point gaius has a bong on his table and no one says anything about it
uther married morgana off to some nobleman and they’re best friends!! they love each other in a super platonic way and high five a lot and he helps with the nightmares and they just love each other okay
he’s also a knight in arthur’s inner circle
a little of gwen and merlin talking about boys
servants can read/write, but it’s at least explained
eric the stable boy™ (merlins ex boyfriend, season 2)
also merlin taught morgana magic and she’s not evil; she works closely with her brother as an advisor and a knight
there are dogs
a lot of platonic hugs and “i love you’s”
a different antagonist
gwaine kisses merlin at sometime like its normal (they’ve been seeing each other)
leon marries some awesome noblewoman sometime during season 3 and arthur is the best man and everyone loves her
ancient rome gets at least a mention
leon and his wife get pregnant
lowkey percival and gwaine are together
arthur and gwen talk after lancelot is in camelot for good and decide they don’t work
“wine and cheese club” they get drunk and talk about their problems; basically just gwaine and percival giving relationship advice to merlin and whomever
morgana blushes and smiles at cute girls
merlin has the mouth of a sailor
roman catholic church
mithian gets married and he’s a perfect gentleman who loves her and she’s so happy, (they stay in camelot for a few episodes)
sometime during season 4 they do monty python and the holy grail
sometime also during season 4, they’re in the woods and arthur is split from the group for some reason and bandits attack and he watches the whole thing and sees merlin using magic; he’s not angry, just hurt
arthur gives merlin ygraine’s ring + merlin is seen with it around his neck
“i bet you’d look cute grasping at the sheets of my bed” “no matter how many times you ask im not making your bed asshole”
arthur and gwen still get married and are best friends; although arthur is with merlin and gwen is with lance
gwen and lance have triplets!! and the triplets have four parents: the king, the queen, first knight and the king’s servant
sometimes merlin falls asleep in front of the fire and arthur has to carry him to bed
colin morgan in skinny jeans
ban on magic repealed
arthur suggests appointing merlin as court sorcerer and royal consort but merlin just smiles and says all he wants to be is his servant
epilogue where arthur/merlin and morgana and gwen/lance + all their kids!!! are having a picnic
Can i please have a warren worthington imagine where he acts very macho in front of his friends but when he is with the reader he is like putty in their hands. Just a lot of fluff and shy and in love warren 😭😭
Of course!!!!!!! I’m sorry it’s taken me fourteen years to get to this (sometimes I forget I have a side blog) but I hope this is okay!
I’m using s/o (and y/n instead of an actual name, but that’s a normal thing I think) instead of girlfriend/boyfriend because I try to keep things gender neutral! I hope that’s okay, because that’s how I like to write!
Warnings? Maybe some cursing but that’s about it (also mentions of dogs getting their lil baby paws stepped on and peter getting beat up?)
“Scott, don’t even try to act like you didn’t cry when you stepped on that dogs foot.” Peter said, crossing his arms.
Warren, Peter, Kurt, and Scott were sat in a circle. A bro circle, of course.
“Of course I cried, Peter. I have a soul. You nearly cried when Kurt bamfed in front of you and your pizza slice almost dropped onto the floor.” Scott snapped back, frowning.
“It was quite amusing, Peter.” Kurt smiled gently at him, causing Peter to smile to.
“Well, Warren cried last night when his-”
“I did what now, speedy?” Warren cut him off, his wings flicking out as a warning.
“You almost cried last night, when y/n started tearing up because Scott stepped on the dogs foot.” Peter said, raising his eyebrows at him.
“No,” Warren scoffed, his wings tightening up “I did not. I don’t have enough emotion for that, Petey.”
“Yes, you literally did. I saw the tears in your eyes. Warren’s a crier.” Peter grinned at him and dived when Warren launched his boot at his head.
“Shut it, speedo.” He snapped, glaring at him “I could, like, beat you up. So, fuck off with that shit.”
“Who’re we beating up?”
Warren sat up immediately, blushing “Hey baby”
He smiled, his arm wrapping around you gently, his wings fluffing up as you kissed his cheek in a greeting.
“We’re beating up Peter.” He said, softly.
“Awh, hell yeah. I’ve been waiting forever for a reason to beat up banana hammock.” You said, grinning at him.
Warren ignores Peter and smiled again, rubbing your cheek with his thumb, humming “We can tag team him.”
“I’m gonna go find Jean, I wanna show her the dog we found yesterday.” Scott left the room, dragging Peter behind him, who was pulling Kurt with him.
“Why do we wanna beat him up?” You asked, giggling as he said “He was telling everyone how I cried yesterday because you started crying and for some reason I couldn’t help it but start crying with you.”
“It was precious, really.” You said, smiling as he placed his forehead against yours. “You’re a very doting boyfriend. Very emotional… Very empathetic? That’s a better word. Empathetic.”
“It’s only because I love you.”
You could feel your heart stutter, thinking in the back of your mind that’s not healthy, grinning as you responded “I love you, Warren. My angel.”
“I love you, doll. Cupcake. Honey. My sweet baby love. Love of my life. Darling. Pumpkin.” He pressed little kisses to your cheeks as he went on, leaving you in fits of giggles.
Summary: Bucky keeps ripping your panties. You take him to Victoria`s Secret to buy some more.
Word Count: 460
Pairing: Bucky x Reader
Warnings: fluffiness, illusions to smut
A/N: okay, my first fic got a lot of love, so i wrote this fluffy drabble! please leave feedback! drop a request in my ask box if you want! ill tag a few of my favorite blogs at the bottom.
*Part 2 is posted*
“Bucky! C’mon you know that was my last pair!”
sorry baby. I just couldn’t wait. I will buy you all new pairs. I promise!” Bucky
used his classic puppy dog eyes and signature pout. He knew you could never say
to him when he made that face.
we are going now. Let’s go, get your pants back on. I`ll be in the car.”
y/n, if you can’t tell I gotta little problem. Just please we can have a
quickie then we can go.”
Bucky, we are leaving now, if you`re good then I might make it up to you in the
new lingerie I will be buying!”
Doll, now you`re speakin` my language! Let’s go!”
One Car Ride Later…
walked in to Victoria`s secret not realizing what he had just gotten himself
into. He was overwhelmed with the amount of lace and silk in every corner of
the store. He had no idea that there were that many styles of panties! He didn’t
understand how girls could walk around with strings up their asses all day. He was
scared, confused, and intrigued all at once.
baby, this way. I need to pick out the ones over here. You can help me if you
You spoke with a smirk on your face. You knew he was going
to go crazy over the styles you picked. His favorite pair you have ever owned were
the lace cheekies he ripped on your first time being intimate together.
there are so many colors and styles. Just pick whatever you want, y/n. I will
gladly buy them. Maybe you should get this.”
He picked up a lacey black corset that went with a silk robe.
You knew the exact reason he picked the outfit. Your two-year anniversary was
coming up and he had planned on a fancy dinner and not leaving the bed for the
rest of the night and the following day.
You giggled quietly, pulling the outfit from his hands to
add to your haul. You had picked out some boy shorts, cheeky panties you knew
he already loved, a couple lace thongs knowing he would be very much into them,
and of course panties just for your period. No one wears fancy panties on their
babe, you ready to go? I think I have everything I need.”
You started walking over to the cashier when Bucky stopped
you to whisper into your ear,
you should try them on first. I mean we have to see if they fit.”
You could feel the smirk on his lips. You quickly grabbed
his hand and led him to the fitting rooms. You knew you would have to buy
everything in your bag.
Summary: The reader is going to a meet up to see Mark, Ethan, and Tyler.
Word Count: 660
Pairing: Tyler Scheid x Reader
My nerves were really getting to me. The sight of the three men were exciting yet it was also enough to make me want to throw up on the sidewalk. I stared ahead at them as they stood in the park, fans crowded around them in anticipation. My friend lightly pushed me forward and I clenched my jaw. It was taking every thing I had in me to keep my cool because all I wanted to do was cry and maybe even scream a little. I could feel my chest getting heavy as I walked closer to where Ethan and Mark were getting some fans lined up in a conga line as Tyler filmed them.
I gripped my right wrist briefly, trying to find something to calm my nerves, but the action only caused me to flinch. The dark ink on my skin was still fresh and scarred. “Smile Always” was permanently etched into my arm and although it still hurt, seeing it made me feel a little better.
It was when my friend snapped her fingers in front of my face that I realized that I had stopped walking. My eyes were still glued in front of me but I could feel my breath coming in short gasps and something warm dripped down my cheek. I brought my hand up and wiped it off, only for more to fall.
Suddenly someone took my shoulders and pulled me into their chest as I began to sob, soaking their shirt. They rubbed my back and they were joined my more hands but all I could do was cling to the stranger for dear life. This went on until I could finally breath normally and my eyes were red and puffy. I pulled my head up and gasped when I saw that the people holding me were the same people who had unknowingly supported me through the most difficult times of my life.
Tyler, who was the one that was hugging me from the front, said something but I was still in too much shock to say anything. I could feel more tears breaking through but as Tyler put his hands on each side of my face, the weight on my chest got a lot lighter.
“Are you okay?”
It must have been weird for some random person to just show up to their meet up and start crying like their dog had died. My cheeks heated up and I nodded.
“Yeah! Um, sorry…sorry. I just-” I could feel my bottom lip start to quiver and Tyler brought me into his arms once again. Mark and Ethan moved behind Tyler so that I could see them and the sight of them made me lose my shit all over again.
“Hey, hey, it’s okay. Everything’s alright. We love you so much.”
“Oh god I love you too. So much you have no idea. You guys have helped me so much. I went through so much shit in the past couple months and watching you three be idiots helped me to stay grounded. I love you guys so much I can never thank you enough, I just-I just-thank you.”
At the end of my confession I started crying all over again. After a few more seconds, Tyler grabbed my wrist and brought it up so he could read it. A wide smile covered his face and he pressed his lips to the tattoo and then wrapped his arm around my shoulder, pressing a small kiss to the top of my head as well.
“That’s good advice, whoever said that must be a genius.”
At first I was confused but when I realized what he was talking about, laughter bubbled out of my chest. Well, more like half laughter/ half sob. I was still sniffling but the smile on Tyler’s face made it impossible for me not to smile, that and the fact that I was surrounded my my three favorite people.
@shinelikeacactus: how the characters would react to you having a nightmare?? like you’re sleeping w/ them and have a nightmare and they notice or something c: if you can’t do them all a least to victor pls haha
you can bet I’m gonna try and do all of them, if I’ve left people out it’s because Im not sure how they’ll react Also good time to write this because I’ve been having nightmares month
Rating: PG (but who wants their parents to read this with them tho, just read at your own risk lmao)
a/n okay, so this is actually requested by @fannyfransiscaaa. I don’t know if she’d like this as much as i do, but let’s just hope this is also her cup of tea x
Nothing much different than any other weekends. The apartment is quiet. You, reading a book you haven’t got the chance to finish it since last month and Youngjae, your flat-mate, busy clicking mouse and torturing the keypad with eyes locked on bright computer screen.
You and him are not fond of going out on weekends, because both of you share the same thought; why would one go out on weekend when they were out everyday on weekdays? Were those 5 days not enough?
“Youngjae!” You shouted from your room. You always let your door open. Except when you are showering or sleeping, of course.
“Hm?” He hummed, without taking his eyes off the screen.
“I am hungry.” He kept quiet, waiting for your next chain of words. “Want to order some chicken?”
Annoyed by other dogs at the dog park? Let me inconvenience you on your way out
recently started taking my dog to a new dog park. It’s a little out of
the way, but it’s worth it because it’s way smaller and less crowded
than most of the other ones in my area.
I’m very respectful of dog park etiquette, and compared to a lot, my
dog is extremely well behaved. He comes when called the majority of the
time, he doesn’t jump on people or other dogs, he doesn’t bark or
growl, and he’s very gentle when he plays. If another dog doesn’t want
him near them, he gets the hint and leaves it alone. I also understand
that dogs are dogs. They like to sniff other dogs and get in their close
personal space, they’re not always going to listen to you the first
time and they’re going to want to play with each other. To me, it’s fine
as long as you look for the warning signs that one dog may not be
having fun anymore. I firmly believe if you are not okay with your dog
interacting with other dogs or if your dog is not well behaved around
other dogs you should not go to a dog park.
So yesterday, my girlfriend and I brought him to the dog park and
we’re the only ones there. After maybe 5-10 minutes another lady shows
up with her dog. One thing to know about my dog is he LOVES other dogs.
He won’t play with toys unless we’re the only ones there, and even then
he just chases but won’t bring them back. He’s also only about a year
old so still has a lot of energy (but like I said, it’s not
overwhelming, no jumping or barking, he could just run for hours on
So it is obvious when this lady goes through the gate that she is
PISSED we are there. But she saw we were here and still chose to come in
so I don’t feel that bad about it. She makes a smart remark about them
being “okay to play” and I very politely say he’s a good dog and fine to
play with others. So this lady starts throwing a ball for her dog and
of course my dog starts chasing too, because he loves to run. She
doesn’t say anything to me and I know he won’t try to steal the ball
from them because he could care less about toys so I decided to see how
it plays out. Again, dogs are dogs and they’re going to want to play, as
long as he’s playing nicely I personally don’t see the harm. After a
few times of them running back and forth I call my dog away because this
lady is very obviously annoyed. He comes immediately and we play by
ourselves for a bit. After awhile he is back at the other dog, chasing
it and having a great time. At this point the lady starts tell him to
get away, basically yelling at him (instead of just politely asking me
standing 15 feet away to get him). I take the hint though and and go to
grab his harness to put his leash on so we can leave, and she throws the
ball again and off he goes after the other dog. So at this point I’m
really not feeling too bad about it because to me it was pretty obvious
that was going to happen and I kind of chuckle to myself.
So anyways, I grab my dog telling him he’s a good boy and playing so
nicely and we leave because it wasn’t too fun with her bad attitude
looming over the park anymore, and on my way out I take the bungee cord
used to lock the gate shut and I wrap it around the gate in a complex
(but easy to undo) knot, you know, to make extra sure the dogs won’t get
out. Take that dog park bitch! Have fun with the extra 20 seconds it
will take you to leave!
Edit: TL;DR: Lady is annoyed with my dog very nicely playing with
hers at the public dog park, I make sure the gate is EXTRA secure when I