i love cats more than i love people

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That’s not selfish, Supergirl. That’s human. Do you want to know the real reason why I left National City? I wasn’t happy. So I asked Siri, “Where is the happiest place on Earth, Siri?” And she answered, “Bhutan. ” So, I booked my passage to the Himalayas and moved into a yurt. Now, do you have any idea what is in a yurt? Nothing. Nothing. Not even central air conditioning. But these people, they are happy. A child learns how to walk. They sing. A group of people come down from a hike from the mountains and they, they dance. And a couple, they go on their first date and they throw a damn festival! And all of a sudden, the secret to happiness just dawned on me. It’s human connection. And I could conquer the world at CatCo, or I could twiddle my thumbs in the yurt and the loneliness would feel exactly the same, because I was missing the point. It’s not about what you do. It’s about who you love. And there are two people that you love trapped in an evil spaceship. Wanting to rescue them is not selfish. It’s everything. 

anonymous asked:

I've always thought in terms of personality, arya is much more like catelyn and Sansa much more like Ned. Popular opinion seems to like it the other way round though. Maybe it's because of looks, maybe it's because Sansa/cat less popular arya/Ned more so they group them like that. But I firmly believe personality wise, arya gets more from cat and Sansa more from Ned. I was wondering if you could expand on this and share your opinion?

Hey there anon :). I’ve picked up on this many times before and for some reason its often overlooked by many in the fandom. I’ve always thought that while Arya resembles Ned and Sansa resembles Cat, their personality and mannerisms are actually more like the other parent. I personally think this is often denied because a lot of people love Ned and Arya but don’t like Cat and Sansa, so I’m hoping this may help change their opinion.

Catelyn and Arya:

Feminism: Despite the very patriarchal society they live in, both Cat and Arya are essentially champions of women, recognising the worth of women and also almost scorning how they’re seen as second value citizens in Westeros:

  • Catelyn: ‘A woman can rule as wisely as a man’: When Brynden seems to worry that Lysa intends to rule the Eyrie, Catelyn says this, emphasising her belief that women can do just as much of a good job ruling (and to be fair, Brynden does agree that the ‘right’ woman can)
  • Catelyn: ‘Girls are not important enough, are they?’: This is her response when Robb tells her that he could’ve traded Jaime for Ned, and she realises that Sansa and Arya aren’t worth as much, lamenting how society favours men over women.
  • Arya: ‘The woman is important too’: This is when Jon spots that Joffrey wears both the royal Baratheon sigil of his ‘father’ and the Lannister lion of his mother and says that the royal sigil should be enough but he wears his mother’s house sigil as equal and Arya protests that, saying that women are just as important.

Both Catelyn and Arya are actually rather intelligent: Now I’m not saying that Sansa and Ned aren’t intelligent, but Arya definitely takes after Catelyn, she’s a lot more intuitive than Sansa is, and that is all Cat. Catelyn manages to outwit Tyrion, and he acknowledges that himself: ‘All his life Tyrion had prided himself on his cunning…yet this seven-times-damned she-wolf Catelyn Stark had outwitted him at every turn’. Arya is intelligent as well, for example, she uses her wit and intelligence to manipulate Jaqen into freeing them from Harrenhal, she manages to learn how to speak Braavosi, despite her young age (I also love how when she’s in Braavos, ‘Cat of the Canals’ is a name she uses, it breaks my heart).

They both have a massive taste for revenge:

  • Arya: ‘Every night Arya would say their names. Ser Gregor…The Tickler and the Hound, Ser Amory, Ser Ilyn, Ser Meryn, King Joffrey, Queen Cersei’: The list of names that Arya has of people she wants to kill is very well known in both the books and the show.
  • Catelyn: ‘I want them all dead, Brienne. Theon Greyjoy first, then Jaime Lannister and Cersei and the Imp, every one’: This is before Lady Stoneheart, so there’s not even the excuse of the ruthless, resurrected zombified Catelyn who is taking this stance on revenge.

Catelyn literally has a list of people she wants dead, not necessarily by her hand, whereas Arya actually wants to kill the people on her list, but if this isn’t a huge pointer to who Arya takes after, then I don’t know what is. Now Catelyn isn’t violent, but she’s certainly after vengeance. Ned isn’t a someone who seems like that. Yes he went to war, but I’d argue that was more about finding Lyanna. And if he had got the chance, I’d say he would’ve killed Aerys without blinking, but I firmly believe Arya’s stance on revenge and vengeance comes from Cat, and not Ned. Here are some of Cat’s other quotes:

  • ‘You are the gentle sex’ said Lord Karstark…’A man has a need for vengeance’…‘Give me Cersei Lannister, Lord Karstark, and you would see how gentle a woman can be’
  • ‘I have no skill with swords, but that does not mean that I do not dream of riding to King’s Landing and wrapping my hands around Cersei Lannister’s white throat and squeezing until her face turns black’

Not only is Cat demonstrating her taste for vengeance, but particularly in that second quote, she’s describing it gruesomely. Cat has a fierceness that is seen in Arya. Arya’s list is almost purely based on a desire to get revenge for the deaths of her family, that sounds pretty similar to a certain resurrected character. This fierceness we see in Arya is all Cat, Ned is not a fierce person at all.

Emotion: Both Cat and Arya are driven by emotion, and this can often mean them doing reckless things. While Cat (for the most part) is more rational, and that comes with age and maturity, she can be impulsive at times. For Arya, things like hitting Joffrey (although he was attacking Mycah, Joffrey is the crown prince and it’s punishable by death to strike him) is an example of her recklessness, but she does it to protect someone. Catelyn releasing Jaime strikes me as something similar, it is a reckless act, but driven by a desire to protect her daughters and get them safe. Yes, it wasn’t a good move and severely weakened Robb’s cause (Though I don’t think that cost him the war as others do. They just place the blame on Cat), but it reminds me of Arya, because that is something she would do.

Cat is very emotionally driven when it comes to Jon. Jon’s presence (not his existence, contrary to popular belief, Cat doesn’t hate the fact that Jon exists. She actually says she wouldn’t mind if Ned had many bastards, as long as they were kept away) affects her emotionally and it hurts her to see him every day, to be reminded of the honourable Ned Stark’s infidelity. She acts on emotion and chooses to ignore him over something he had no choice in, and it is driven by her hurt over the situation. Arya is similar to this, in the show, not the book, when Gendry is taken. Gendry is like an anchor for Arya at this point, and it really hurts her to see him being taken by Melisandre. However, she adds Beric, Thoros and Melisandre to her list for this. A list that includes Cersei, Joffrey, Walder Frey, people who helped murder her family. Now, Gendry being taken really hurt her, but do them three deserve to be on her list? Not really, it’s purely driven by emotion.

Childhood: Arya is obviously well known for her play during childhood. She’s messy, enjoys playing with the boys, wants to swordfight, and just wild in general. People often liken that to Lyanna, but Catelyn remembers her own childhood where she used to make mud pies with Lysa, and used to play with her and Petyr. Although she didn’t swordfight, Catelyn’s own childhood mirrors Arya’s quite a bit, since she also enjoyed playing as a child (I have a headcanon that Arya’s archery skills come from Catelyn because as a child, Cat was taught how to use a bow and arrow by Brynden Tully, but there’s no evidence for that, it’s just a headcanon). People may then call Cat a hypocrite for wanting Arya not to engage in play activities, but people also forget that Cat was forced to grow up very quickly after her mother died and it likely was a quick transition that she wasn’t prepared for and I argue that she wanted Arya to be more prepared than she was and she’s also aware of how harsh society is for women, especially those who don’t fit into the roles of ‘looking pretty’ and producing babies.

Strength: Another similarity is both of them remaining strong.

  • Arya: ‘I am a wolf and will not be afraid’ and the repeated ‘I’m not afraid’ in the show’ demonstrate Arya’s strength. Arya is afraid, and the Hound picks up on that, but she tries to push the feeling of being afraid away out of fear of being weak, she can’t allow herself to be weak, instead she resorts to her inner strength.
  • Catelyn: ‘I want to weep, she thought. I want to be comforted. I’m so tired of being strong. I want to be foolish and frightened for once. Just for a small while, that’s all, a day, an hour’ While Catelyn is talking about grief and not fear, she also shares the similar belief that she has to be strong, so she pushes her grief away because she also can’t allow herself to be weak, like Arya, demonstrating the inner strength she has.

I said in a previous ask Cat and Arya’s relationship is undervalued, but there are so many things Catelyn loves about Arya and now Arya will never get the chance to know how much her mother loved her. One thing that is heartbreaking is that we know how desperately Catelyn wanted to give Ned a son that looked like him, but she never got the chance to. I believe that despite the fact that Arya is not seen as ‘pretty’ and doesn’t get the nice Tully features the other four do, Cat wouldn’t change Arya’s appearance because Arya is the brown haired, grey eyed child she’d always wanted.

LSH doesn’t look like she will be introduced in the show, but in the books, I firmly believe that it will be Arya, to put her out of her misery. And I like to think that having to kill her own mother, Arya will stop her quest for vengeance and head north to find her family.

Ned and Sansa:

Naivety: Sansa has obviously changed since season 1, but in season 1, her and Ned shared the same naivety. Both of them go to Cersei in the hope that she will listen to them, and it backfires on both of them. Ned confronted Cersei with the fact that he knew the truth about her and Jaime, and that was essentially him signing his death warrant. It was naive of Ned to believe that Cersei wouldn’t try to fight back in any way. Cersei has watched Robert’s vengeance follow the Targaryen children around in exile, and she didn’t want that for her own children, Ned’s naivety cost him his life. Sansa also runs to tell Cersei of Ned’s plans to leave, and it backfired. 

Too Trusting: Ned obviously doesn’t trust Cersei, but he places trust in her that he believes she will take up his offer and flee. He trusts that she will put the interest of her children first, and she doesn’t and he was too trusting of her.

  • Ned: ‘Distrusting me was the wisest thing you’ve done since you climbed off your horse’—‘I did warn you not to trust me’: This is the classic example of Ned being too trusting. Placing his trust in a man who literally tells him not too.
  • Sansa: ‘Once she had loved Prince Joffrey with all her heart and admired and trusted his mother, the queen. They had repaid that love and trust with her father’s head: Sansa places her trust in the wrong people, just as Ned does, and unfortunately for her, she finds out the hard way and it’s certainly a learning curve for her. The too trusting thing is all Ned, Catelyn is much more wary of people, as is Arya (Roose Bolton at Harrenhal for example)

The Eyrie: This is much more of a simple parallel, but it is still one.

  • Ned: Grows up in the Eyrie as a ward of Jon Arryn
  • Sansa: Spends time in the Eyrie under the ‘protection’ of Littlefinger as his bastard daughter (niece in the show)

It’s a very simple similarity, but I believe there is a purpose to everything that George writes. It’s funny that LF is almost trying to make Sansa turn into Catelyn, but he’s doing so in a place where Sansa will feel connected to Ned.

Traditional: While Cat and Arya very much champion women and are essentially medieval feminists, Ned and Sansa are much more traditional. Now, that’s not to say that they don’t value women, because they do. Sansa has probably been beaten down to think that women aren’t worth much but by season 7, we see that she’s really starting to believe in herself as a woman. Ned definitely valued women, respected them, he had a lot of trust in Catelyn, but in reality they are both traditional and fit in with the patriarchal society. Sansa despises of anything unlady-like that Arya does, because it’s not how a woman should act. Certainly in book one, Sansa is convinced that she has to look pretty for Joffrey, smile for him, give him babies, a very traditional medieval view of a woman’s role. Ned certainly doesn’t see Catelyn as a breeding machine, and that’s not what my point is here, but he is still traditional in the fact that he is in charge, and what he says goes. He doesn’t give Cat a say in Jon’s situation and then forbids her to talk about him, using his authority as the male over her. That’s not to say Ned is mean, it’s him being traditional, the man is superior to the woman.

Gentleness: Both Ned and Sansa are much more gentle than Cat and Arya. Cat and Arya have a fierceness we don’t see in Ned and Sansa. Sansa is a gentle young lady, made for the south, doesn’t know how harsh the world is, a very gentle soul. Despite his rough exterior, we know that Ned is actually a very gentle person: ‘Eyes that could be soft as fog or hard as stone’, ‘Once I found the good, sweet heart beneath Ned’s solemn face’. Sansa’s gentleness towards people and life is 100% Ned, even though he doesn’t seem the gentle type.

Armour: Their metaphorical suits of armour are pointed out:

  • Ned: ‘You wear your honour like a suit of armour, Stark’
  • Sansa: ‘What was it that Septa Mordane used to tell her? A ladies armour is courtesy’

It’s another simple similarity, but a fascinating one again, because they are both using these metaphorical suits of armour to almost shield them from real life. Ned holds honour in high regard, as Sansa holds courtesy as well, and they are the things that they use to shield themselves, as armour is supposed to do.

General Personality: Ned is known as the most quiet (his nickname is the ‘Quiet Wolf’), sensible, patient, dutiful and this is definitely evident in Sansa. Sansa is also rather quiet (in comparison to Arya), sensible and patient, she’s not rash or reckless, she’s slower to act to things, idealistic, she has a great deal of empathy. That’s not to say that Catelyn is the complete opposite, Catelyn does have empathy and she’s not completely reckless, but these qualities are much more evident in Ned.

Reassurance: This again is only a small one, but in the show only, we’ve seen a similarity between Ned and Sansa, trying to reassure Catelyn and Jon respectively that they belong in Winterfell

  • Ned: ‘All these years and I still feel like an outsider when I come here’ — ‘You have five Northern children. You’re not an outsider’
  • Sansa: ‘I’m not a Stark’ — ‘You are to me’

It’s a very simple parallel, but an important one. They are both reassuring someone who isn’t sure of their place, that they belong. We saw Sansa through season 6 continue to try and assure Jon that he had a place, that he was a Stark. She made him a Stark cloak, she told him he should have the lord’s chamber, she convinced him to be the person to lead them retaking Winterfell. I imagine that Ned throughout his marriage, assured Catelyn that she belonged in Winterfell, the North was her home etc.

Like Cat and Arya, Ned and Sansa’s relationship is massively undervalued as well. Sansa is his first daughter, and while he obviously loves Arya too, that’s something special to him. She’s the first child he would’ve been present for the birth, seen her as a newborn. We don’t actually know when Ned and Cat fell in love, but Sansa could’ve been the first child out of love. Sansa is precious to Ned, she’s just like him in personality, but she looks just like the woman he loves more than anything, and her innocence and gentle look on the world is why I think he doesn’t tell her what the world is really like, he wants to shield his little girl from the horrors of it.

In the end, people talk a lot about Ned sacrificing his honour for Jon, but they often ignore the fact that Ned loved Sansa enough that he was willing to be deemed a traitor to his best friend in order to save her and that is Ned Stark summed up in one scene. He thinks honour is important, but it’s nothing compared to family. Sansa is one of the last things he sees before he dies, and Ned would be proud of the woman Sansa has become

Let's Talk About Love...! ❤️

ARIES:

Aries - Aries: “I love you like every action I take.”
Aries - Taurus: “I love you more than batman loves his cave.”
Aries - Gemini: “I love you like Winnie the Pooh loves honey.”
Aries - Cancer: “I love you more than a watch loves to tick.”
Aries - Leo: “I love you because you’re awesome just like me.”
Aries - Virgo: “I love you more than all the answers on the Internet!”
Aries - Libra:  “I love you like French Fries.”
Aries - Scorpio: “I love you like a cat loves a mouse.”
Aries - Sagittarius: “I love you like my Xbox.”
Aries - Capricorn: “I love you more than zombies love brains.”
Aries - Aquarius: “I love you more than you can ever imagine.”
Aries - Pisces: “I love you like a sea of flowers. More than a garden of smiles and a world of hugs.”


TAURUS:

Taurus - Aries: “I love you more then I love Netflix! And that’s a lot.”
Taurus - Taurus: “I love you like there are grains of sand in every beach, of every planet, of every galaxy in the universe.”
Taurus - Gemini: “I love you like a flower loves the rain.”
Taurus - Cancer: “I love you more than Edward loves Bella.”
Taurus - Leo: “I love you like distance everybody loves Raymond.”
Taurus - Virgo: “I love you more than anything in the whole wide world.”
Taurus - Libra: “I love you more than Peter Pan loves Neverland.”
Taurus - Scorpio: “I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.”
Taurus - Sagittarius:  “I love you like I love food.”
Taurus - Capricorn: “I love you more than the Beast loved Belle.”
Taurus - Aquarius: “I love you more than a letter loves an envelope.”
Taurus - Pisces: “I love you like the butterflies in the gardens, the rainbow over the blue sky, and the greeneries in the meadow.”


GEMINI:

Gemini - Aries: “I love you like a bee loves honey.”
Gemini - Taurus: “I love you like I did yesterday, but I not as much as tomorrow but always forever.”
Gemini - Gemini: “I love you more than Charlie loves Wonka bars.”
Gemini - Cancer: “I love you like cookies, and believe me I love cookies!”
Gemini - Leo: “I love you like the sun loves redheads.”
Gemini - Virgo: “I love you like you can possibly imagine.”
Gemini - Libra: “I love you more than an emo boy loves tight pants.”
Gemini - Scorpio: “I love you like old ladies love blue dye.”
Gemini - Sagittarius: “I love you more than a sailor loves swearing.”
Gemini - Capricorn: “I love you more than time loves a paradox.”
Gemini - Aquarius: “I love you like words can describe, numbers can count and the forever growing universe can discover.”
Gemini - Pisces: “I love you like a skinny person loves salad.”


CANCER:

Cancer - Aries: “I love you more than a woman loves fixing up a bachelor with one of her single friends.”
Cancer - Taurus: “I love you like an Italian loves pasta.”
Cancer - Gemini: “I love you more than the British love their tea.”
Cancer - Cancer: “I love you like the sun, the ocean and the mountains.”
Cancer - Leo: ”I love you more than an incontinent person loves a toilet.”
Cancer - Virgo: “I love you more than Jack loved Rose.”
Cancer - Libra: “I love you more than schoolgirls love to gossip.”
Cancer - Scorpio: “I love you more than a junkie loves weed.”
Cancer - Sagittarius: “I love you more than the plague loves rats.”
Cancer - Capricorn:  “I love you like you say you love me times a million more, and just so you know I love you MORE square root that by infinity.”
Cancer - Aquarius: “I love you more than older people love tapioca.”
Cancer - Pisces: “I love you more than pizza.”


LEO:

Leo - Aries:  “I love you like women love diamonds.”
Leo - Taurus: “I love you more than a dentist loves crooked teeth.”
Leo - Gemini: “I love you more than commercials love annoying us.”
Leo - Cancer:  “I love you like the sun loves the moon.”
Leo - Leo: “I love you more than everythIng in this entire world. With every step and every breath I take, every rush of blood, every whisper of thought, and every beat of my heart comes the reminder that I love you, and I live for you. Because you are my whole world, my everything, and my life.”
Leo - Virgo: “I love you like iPhone and iPad combined, which I cannot live without.”
Leo - Libra:  “I love you like there are stars in the sky.”
Leo - Scorpio: “I love you more than a duck loves water.”
Leo - Sagittarius: “I love you more than a lawyer loves money.”
Leo - Capricorn: “I love you more than a hippie loves his long hair.”
Leo - Aquarius: “I love you like Brangelina loves adopting kids.”
Leo - Pisces: “I love you like burritos, tacos, and nachos.”


VIRGO:

Virgo - Aries:  “I love you like there are words in books.”
Virgo - Taurus:  “I love you like a child loves his teddy-bear.”
Virgo - Gemini: “I love you like a cop loves thieves.”
Virgo - Cancer:  “I love you like the Cookie Monster loves cookies.”
Virgo - Leo: “I love you like the distance between us.”
Virgo - Virgo: “I love you like a mother loves her child.”
Virgo - Libra:  “I love you like a movie geek loves his/hers popcorn.”
Virgo - Scorpio: “I love you like a smoker loves a cigarette.”
Virgo - Sagittarius:  “I’ll love you longer than forever.”
Virgo - Capricorn: “I love you more than money and more than the stars above.”
Virgo - Aquarius:  “I love you like any word can say.”
Virgo - Pisces: “I love you like a dog loves biting a piece of bone.”


LIBRA:

Libra - Aries:  “I love you like apple pie, lemon meringue pie and chocolate mud pie.”
Libra - Taurus: “I love you like “Harry Potter,” and that should have been impossible.”
Libra - Gemini: “I love you more than words can show.”
Libra - Cancer: “I love you like the unforgettable first kiss.”
Libra - Leo: “I love you more than dad loves his daughter.”
Libra - Virgo: “I love you like any person loves sleeping.”
Libra - Libra:  “I love you like an angel loves the heavens.”
Libra - Scorpio: “I love you more than a teenage boy loves masturbating.”
Libra - Sagittarius: “I love you like I love sushi.”
Libra - Capricorn: “I love you like you’ll ever know.”
Libra - Aquarius: “I love you more than words, in all the books, in all the world.”
Libra - Pisces: “I love you more than free WiFi.”


SCORPIO:

Scorpio - Aries: “I love you like a pervert loves porn.”
Scorpio - Taurus:  “I love you more than a child loves candy.”
Scorpio - Gemini: “I love you like cheesecake, carrot cake and chocolate cake.”
Scorpio - Cancer: “I love you not only for what you are but for what I am when I’m with you.”
Scorpio - Leo: “I love you more than I love naps.”
Scorpio - Virgo: “I love you more than there are grains of sand on every beach, of every planet, of every galaxy in the universe.”
Scorpio - Libra: “I love you like a nerd loves his glasses.”
Scorpio - Scorpio: “I love you higher than the sky and deeper than the water in the ocean.”
Scorpio - Sagittarius: “I love you more than yesterday and that’s how I feel every day.”
Scorpio - Capricorn:  “I love you more than a drug addict loves heroine.”
Scorpio - Aquarius: “I love you like a hooker loves a street corner.”
Scorpio - Pisces: “I love you like all the raindrops that fall in a summer thunderstorm.”


SAGITTARIUS:

Sagittarius - Aries: “I love you like a fat kid loves cake.”
Sagittarius - Taurus: “I love you more than a child loves Christmas.”
Sagittarius - Gemini: “I love you like the Godiva chocolate, my favourite.”
Sagittarius - Cancer: “I love you more than stinky cheese.”
Sagittarius - Leo: “I love you more than the government loves taxing its citizens.”
Sagittarius - Virgo: “I love you like my iPhone, and I wish I can hold you in my hands, every minute of the day.”
Sagittarius - Libra: “I love you more than Russel Crowe loves throwing phones at people.”
Sagittarius - Scorpio: “I love you like when I get a seat on the crowded train so that I can play games on my smartphone with both hands.”
Sagittarius - Sagittarius: “I love you like the Lemon Meringue Pie which my mother bakes, that reminds me of the sweet memory of my childhood.”
Sagittarius - Capricorn: “I love you more than Brazil loves football.”
Sagittarius - Aquarius: “I love you more than a fly loves crap.”
Sagittarius - Pisces: “I love you like a little girl dreams of love.”


CAPRICORN:

Capricorn - Aries: “I love you like my cat, and no one has replaced her so far.”
Capricorn - Taurus: “I love you more than ever, more than time and more than love.”
Capricorn - Gemini:  “I love you like a nerd loves homework.”
Capricorn - Cancer: “I love you like the sand loves the sea.”
Capricorn - Leo: “I love you more than Johnny Depp, George Clooney and Leo DiCaprio combined.”
Capricorn - Virgo: “I love you more than you’ll ever know.”
Capricorn - Libra: “I love you like Santa loves cookies and milk.”
Capricorn - Scorpio:  “I love you like the thrills I get from roller coaster ride, skiing down an icy slope, and bungee jumping.”
Capricorn - Sagittarius: “I love you like guys love football.”
Capricorn - Capricorn: “I love you more than Snape loved Lily.”
Capricorn - Aquarius: “I love you like my morning coffee.”
Capricorn - Pisces: “I love you like trees love water.”


AQUARIUS:

Aquarius - Aries:  “I love you like a surfer loves his board.”
Aquarius - Taurus: “I love you more than a sad woman loves chocolate.”
Aquarius - Gemini: “I love you like my next breath.”
Aquarius - Cancer: “I love you more than a punk loves his hair gel.”
Aquarius - Leo: “I love you like words can describe, numbers can count and the constantly grown technology can discover.”
Aquarius - Virgo: “I love you like a cat loves chasing its tail.”
Aquarius - Libra: “I love you like a grandma loves her grandchildren.”
Aquarius - Scorpio: “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.”
Aquarius - Sagittarius: “I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow and many days to come.”
Aquarius - Capricorn: “I love you more than a blonde loves her hair-dye.”
Aquarius - Aquarius: “I love you like anything you could ever say or imagine and every breath I take is for you.”
Aquarius - Pisces: “I love you like Cinderella loved Prince Charming.”


PISCES:

Pisces - Aries: “I love you like my dog, and that should have said enough.”
Pisces - Taurus: “I love you like I love penguins, my favourite animal since the third grade.”
Pisces - Gemini: “I love you like lice love an elementary school.”
Pisces - Cancer: “I love you like Romeo loves Juliet.”
Pisces - Leo: “I love you more than the Imperial March loves Darth Vader.”
Pisces - Virgo: “I love you more than an emo loves black.” 
Pisces - Libra: “I love you like I love beer.”
Pisces - Scorpio: “I love you like fish need water!”
Pisces - Sagittarius: “I love you like a mouse loves cheese.”
Pisces - Capricorn: “I love you more than Voldemort loved killing people.”
Pisces - Aquarius: “I love you more than an alcoholic loves beer.”
Pisces - Pisces:  “I love you like Mickey loves Minnie.”

Signs as parks and rec quotes

Aries: “Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.”

Taurus: “You had me at meat tornado.”

Cancer: “If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.”

Gemini: “Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.”

Leo: “Alcohol is fun and delicious.”

Virgo: “One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine.”

Libra: “Treat yo self!!”

Scorpio: “I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless, and nothing matters, and I’m always tired.”

Sagittarius: “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”

Capricorn: “I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.”

Aquarius: “I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it well.”

Pisces: “I think comic sans always screams ‘fun’.”

the batboys as stuff i’ve said

dick: i just want people to love as me as much as i love them

jason: you haven’t truly lived until you’ve kicked someone you hate in the balls

tim: i love coffee more than i love myself

damian:  fuck whoever said that talking to cats isn’t social interaction

You Don’t Have to be Superman

(Put a read more in cause it got kinda really long oops)

  • Ladybug and Chat Noir are together
    • Like together together
    • Very much together
    • And everyone knows it
  • They don’t know each other’s identities because it’s not safe, not with Hawkmoth still out there
    • When they defeat him, that’s when they’ll tell each other, they promise
  • They defeat Hawkmoth when they’re twenty three and Gabriel Agreste goes to prison
  • Their Miraculouses are running down, or Adrien needs a minute to himself, or something, but the point is, they split up and are going to meet up that night and reveal themselves
  • Marinette doesn’t count on Tikki and the earrings disappearing as soon as she transforms
    • It’s awful, but she and Chat are in this together and they’ve got a hotel room booked so she’ll just meet him there
  • Adrien doesn’t count on there being a lot of paper work when it turns out your father is a supervillain
    • There’s a lot
    • Nathalie is handling it mostly but they still need his signatures and no one is letting him out of their sight
  • Marinette goes to the hotel room and waits for Chat to arrive
    • He doesn’t
  • Adrien glances at the clock every few seconds, trying to pull himself away from the mess of his life for long enough to get to Ladybug
    • He can’t

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whats wrong? cat got your throat?

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@just-marvel-at-them I am so very sorry that I took this long to get back to you with this. I have some serious thoughts on Tonys and cats. But also I’ve been pretty distracted and I kept opening up the drawing and then forgetting about it. 

Also, I only now have come to a thought that maybe you were not talking about Tony being a cat, but maybe Tony with cat ears. If so, sorry to have bombarded you with Cat Tony images. But considering how you have said: “Tony’d probably be shy because he feels more vulnerable as usual” and “can’t use his words to protect himself” and “comes out from underneath the couch” I hope I wasn’t too far off. 

MY head canons are under Read More! And also his (better) interactions with Pepper!

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Okay, I have this Sterek story stealing space in my brains, and I can’t write it. So I’m releasing it into the wild in the form of a super messy headcanon. We never know, some of you may like it or want to have fun with it!

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So, we all know that because of the whole Nemeton thing, Beacon Hills attracts all kinds of monsters of the week and zealous witches.

But let’s say that with the magic seeping into the ground, the town has a bigger problem: it can’t keep its dead people in their graves.

For a long time, it was not that much troubles for the Hales. The town was small and some people in the known paid a lot of money to prevent the construction of a cemetery inside Beacon Hills’ territory.

The worst the Pack ever had to take care of for centuries were half-dead pets and forest animals. They never understood why some of them came back and not others, but it never got out of hands.

But these last seventy years, Beacon Hills has increased dramatically in size, and has been run by dozens human mayors and sheriffs.

So, now, Beacon Hills has built a big cemetery just on the edge of the forest.

They find a vampire from Connecticut willing to take the job of undertaker and the town finally buries its first dead. Things seems to go perfectly well for a while.

Then, several months later, Derek Hale finds a woman during one of his usual patrol in the woord. She’s pale, shaky, and trying to open her car to go to work, hoping on her only leg toward the road. A few miles away, he finds a man crawling toward the theater in town, despite his body looking like a particularly fucked up Picasso.

A very pissed off Talia Hale learns the next day that the vampire undertaker run away when confronted with the overwhelming works handling the cemetery reperesented.

The Hales are not happy.

Despite the panic, Deaton assures them immediately that he has the perfect candidate in mind to replace him. It’s a young human, the son of the current Sherriff. Talia, after meeting the mysterious candidate, apparently agrees with Deaton’s opinion and comes back home with an amused but relieved smile.

Derek doesn’t like any of this.


For the last ten years, his family left him in charge of the zombie animals problem.

Derek was the one breaking his heart again and again when he had to prevent dozens of pets from trying to get back to their owners. He was the one taking care of them until they could be brought outside of the boundaries of the city, to rest in peace.

Derek has been strong for years, resisting old dogs and chirping birds and one eared bunnies.

And now, there is nothing he wants less than having to handle dead people. Derek is not good with alive people. He doesn’t want to be the one announcing to them they can’t go back to their loved ones, can’t see them cry, can’t fight them. 

Nope. He’s not leaving this between the hands of some stupid kid only wanting to live through a zombie movie.

These people and animals are not a joke, they are not there for living the horror movie experience. They deserve to be treated with respect and patience.

So, Derek patrols the city and the forest compulsively for weeks. He looks for any kind of abnormal activity. For any weird squirrel, croaking bird or ramping corpse.

But nothing happens.

Somehow, it turns even worse in his mind, and he starts imagining all kind of horror story, from the kid shooting up the dead in the head when they try to raise up to sealing them directly in their graves.

 After nights of turning over and over in his bed, Derek decides to go directly to the cemetery to gather evidences. He will force his mother to fire him. Derek is only two days of anxiety/terror away from just taking the job himself.

When he arrives there, he just has to jump over the gates to be confronted with…a scene he wasn’t expecting.

Sitting on the grave near him is an old lady, pale skin characteristic of the dead, looking at him with disinterested eyes. She is petting what looks like the skeletons of five cats, all of them purring loudly and rubbing against her hands.

A few feet away are the two runaways Derek found in the forest a few weeks ago. They are laughing, the man resting on the woman’s lap and describing something with ruined hands.

There is an old man watering plants, caressing the leaves with judgmental noises, an old dog walking slowly behind him. An couple is walking through the alleys, holding hands and gigling like children.

Things are quiet, except the laughs and animal noises. Derek blinks at them all.

Then, there is a warm body behind him and two hands against his temples, smelling like magic and dirt.

“The cemetery is closed at night. Who are you? Not gonna lie buddy, your answer better be good.”

So, this is how Derek meets Stiles.

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anonymous asked:

What is your opinion on the whole "Taylor is missing" thing? Do you think she's using us? I personally think she's doing just fine, there's no need for high fan or public involvement two months before the album, people will just get sick of her before it actually comes out

she’s not missing, lol she’s just not living a public life now (like she hasnt been for almost a year, idk why this is surprising) bc even living a semi public life during the last era brought her constant shit and bashing. 

and this is gonna get lonnnnng but let me just use this one anon to answer the pile of similar ones i have in one post. 

 I am completely stunned if people can not see that by not being public about her life - and i dont just mean her bf, i mean the entire thing -  she is diminishing a significant majority of the reasons she got hate. is it at the expense of not being able to ‘see’ her? yes. but it’s … her life, she’s not some character in a tv show that people should be able to tune in to every other day or week and see what she’s doing and know all the details of who she is with or what she is wearing. She’s an amazing talented artist who i love but she is also a person, and she - like all famous people - deserve the chance and choice to live a life outside her career w/o everyone butting in and knowing about it. And bc of the paps and the fact everyone has a camera nowadays in their pocket, the only way to achieve that is to live as privately as possible, avoiding photographing situations and avoiding situations where walking out of a door becomes a news story. 

she’s about 10x more involved w/her fans than any other artist that i follow bc the other artists are involved 0%, so um, to that end i think anyone complaining about the level of fan involvement being disappointing or not good enough or fake or using fans is just complaining because they want more from her and to that end i would ask, aside from the fact it is rather demanding of someone to always want more, what ‘more’ do they want of her … that she can reasonably do w/o backlash for it? let’s run throught the options. first off…  interviews about her personal life ( i thought it was ‘all about the music…’?) .. interviews where even if her personal life were off-limits, and she wanted to only talk about making her music, there is no way that any interviewer would not take the opportunity to ask her about the backlash of last year, trump, kk, feminism, being hated, all that was a part of the album’s coming-together and process, and why the fuck would taylor want to sit there and be asked about all that? sounds fun, haha, not? that would all only lead to more criticism and spur the news cycle even more?  does she want another feminism 2.0? or maybe talk about her friendships which brought along the whole squad nonsense? if people can’t quite frankly see that interviews right now would inevitably or immediately be turned against her i think they were not paying attention the last 3 years and watching what happened. she’s obviously saying what she wants to say to the public via her music / mv and the way in which she is presenting her music thus far in lieu of any sit-down interview. . now that said if she decides to do interviews then fantastic, i would love them too, i’ll be the first to read them,  but i have to say if she doesnt, then i can 150% understand why not. Why set yourself up to be attacked and have your own words used against you later?

maybe these folks want candids? missing taylor is fine and valid and that is okay, and you can want candids, there is nothing wrong with wanting to see her, but to be actually upset with her not wanting / allowing the paparazzi, who are the actual impetus to so many of the rumors about her and a significant majority of the bullshit she  has faced (not to mention the stalking), and ½ the reason for the overexposure,  to make money off unsolicited pictures of her? who can blame her? what good would those pictures have for her …. so that she can be plastered across the news, making the public sick of her again at a faster rate than she would be otherwise? or to lead to stories made up about her about being pregnant/having a boob job / about to b/u with her bf/ or just simply having her picture taken when she doesnt want it taken?  Look at the pics of her and joe running into her apt from the other day. they were picked up by a lot of sites. and those were blurry, shitty, no-face pictures. imagine what would happen if she casually walked from the car to the door and smiled for everyone? 

are people upset bc of things she experimented with during the 1989 era… like the secret listening sessions… so that the fandom can fight again about who got picked and who didnt? it was a wonderful idea she had to do that and generous and kind, and i’m happy for the fans who got to be a part of those types of things, but it also caused a lot of sour feelings. Same with swiftmas and other fan-specific things. you just can’t please everyone or people feel like there is favoritism and hurt feelings,… maybe it is better to treat the whole class equally… than only have a small group over for your birthday party, hmm?

 maybe people are upset of the lack of replies and reblogs on tumblr .. sure those were fun!! even tho it led to people thirsting for her attention harder which maybe made the experience for her on tumblr disingenuous? maybe if that expectation of getting involved in posts or fans’ personal lives is gone then that expectation will subside, and she can stay focused on liking things that pertain primarily to her music - and occasionally a few about her? her likes so far have been 99.9% pertaining to her and her music. not to mention the replies/rb’s let to buzzfeed and bustle etc running articles picking apart her replies? 

 or perhaps people are upset about the lack of  instagram posts so that those can also be dissected and mocked for whatever content? her insta was constantly regarded by the media as a bragger, ‘look at me, my life is so great, but also im a cat lady with a lot of famous friends’.  Trust me i loved seeing her ig pictures too, i love her sense of humor and that came through in some of her posts, but i have never seen someone’s instagram more attacked than hers in the last 3 years no matter what she posted unless it was a direct relation to her work … and even some of those were the source of negativity. her friend ships were attacked so hard, it became a topic of discussing and mockery in other artists’ interviews “are you a part of ‘the squad.’ Then there was the whole craze if she didnt wish someone a hbd, suddenly that friendship was in turmoil and there go the tabs again. So she’s using her ig like most businesses use theirs: to promote their brand. Seems reasonable to me. Why set yourself up for attacks. And back to tumblr, look at what happened last time she reblogged a certain blog playfully, it led to a story running across every outlet mocking her when she was just trying to have fun and being goofy re: the og blog’s sassy post? who can blame her for going, ‘guess i cant do that anymore’? even her ‘likes’ are being reported by the news now!! there is no ability to have a semiprivate fan-artist relationship because the media. gets. ahold. of. everything. and. they. ruin it. 

and since we are a society who loves to blame, if people want to blame someone for the way things are, blame the press, blame the paps, but don’t blame taylor. she’s simply reacting and adapting to the culture around her.

and i do expect she will do performances around the album launch, bc those are generally well regarded and not torn apart… 

and as for ‘using us’ .. .thats just an insult wow. first and foremost no one is holding a gun to anyone’s head. the door is right there. use it if her current approach is so bothersome, but to sit here and whine about it? If you hate your job, find a new one? if your friends suck, stop hanging out with them? but to sit there and bitch? come on. if you’re that unhappy and think taylor is some changed person you dont like/relate to anymore.. then go! the ongoing complainy judgmental negativity is puerile and rooted in underlying selfishness … and we are only three weeks into this era.  

i have heard people feel ‘disconnected’.. i thought the whole reason people liked taylor swift was to connect and relate to her through her music? isnt that what ultimately, every reviewer has said since the beginning of time: Great music, Great lyrics, Very Relatable. love story, fifteen, white horse, trouble, enchanted, all too well, sio, 22, clean, i could keep going but arent those all songs people have really related to, got them through good and bad times? was it not the music people related to with taylor from the beginning, to her experiences, growing up, love, love lost, coming of age, that she shared in lyric? that’s how i have since ages ago? it was always music first. The rest was gravy? but if some connected to her primarily through her personal life - interviews, instagram, baking, cats, boyfriends, friends, clothing, outfits -  was really where it was at…… and the music is just a footnote… if people are truly disconnected now bc the above don’t exist .. then maybe it is the very right choice of taylor to remove them… remove the ‘other’ way people felt connected .. .because maybe she really only wants people to *feel* connected to her through her art, not her private life?  i respect her choice to try to keep something to herself. 

idk if people were simply not paying attention, but taylor seems to have cut everything out of her life that people ragged on her for in the past. like, wouldn’t you? isn’t that basically self-preservation and protecting yourself? if someone is going to use something against you, why would you continue to do it anymore? wouldnt that be rather masochistic? i mean really give that a solid five minutes of thought. if you are taylor swift and you are doing something that you are repeatedly and vigorously torn down for - like all the things i have mentioned above - why on God’s green earth would you continue to do them? honestly, why? is pleasing some fans by doing A, B, and C above really worth the expense of allowing your life to be one where you are trashed daily by literally the entire media? what kind of life is that? 

good for her for putting herself first.

Ivan Braginsky Incorrect Quotes

“Ugh, here we go again with the Communist shit.”

“I’m sorry, but I’m only speaking to my cat today.”

“Moldavia is my favorite sibling, which says a lot because he’s probably not even related to me.”

“Please, for the love of God, and your own bodily health, shut up.”

“I always say I’m lonely, but whenever I go out with people I am reminded that I love being alone at my fireplace.”

“Alcoholism jokes are so funny and relatable!…In a good way, of course…There’s no good way is there?”

“I think I facepalm more than I actually speak.”

“Since hitting people is frowned upon, I’ve been trying to figure out a way to carry a punching bag with me. But, until then, Prussia will be a good substitute…I’m kidding!…Kind of…”

“I am going home now, no one can stop me.”

“Violence is usually the answer.”

“If America prank calls me again, I am going to nuke him!” 

“Everyone in this room can literally kiss my ass!”

“Blah, blah, blah, evil villain monologue, blah, blah, blah, what ever, time to cut to the part where you surrender.

“I refuse to leave the house today.”

“I drink to forget, but I always remember!”

“I love guns! They’re like toys that can kill!”

“I would bang my head on the table, but instead I’m going to shoot myself in the foot. I think it’s a more accurate way to express my frustration.

“Arthur Kirkland? Who the hell is that? Sounds like an asshole to me.”

“Just to let you know, I said some very unkind things about you to my therapist.”

“Hey, Feliks, give Toris a big kiss for me, would you? Thanks!”

“I’m going to need a lot of alcohol to deal with this shit today.”

“If you are ever feeling good about yourself, just look in the mirror and remember: I hate you.”

“Does anyone know if the Damage Control Shampoo works on PTSD?”

“Alcohol is an answer to any situation. It’s not the best answer, but it’s an answer.”

“Embarrassing America is my mission in life. It’s what drives me. It’s my will to live.”

the signs as types of warrior cat fans

aries: wants to destroy ashfur and anyone who mentions him, doesnt like that dude, doesnt trust him

taurus: “why is there discourse about a talking cat series”

gemini: gay, loves gays, very gay

cancer: they wanna go one day without thinking about these damn fighting soap opera cats

leo: doesnt want to be into warrior cats but…they…must….they cant let this fandom go just yet

virgo: “i dont like warrior cats as much anymore but dont talk to me about my wckins”

libra: probably draws a bunch of gay fanart or writes gay headcanons

scorpio: has a bone to pick with people who make fun of peoples art in this fandom, probably has 20 warriors ocs

sagittarius: either used to or still does enjoy warriors roleplaying a lot. adores reblogging wc fanart

capricorn: “i love these fighting cats more than i love myself”

aquarius: pretends to be Above warriors but still draws said wc fanart from time to time

pisces: enjoys witnessing this fandom freak out over little things, pretends like they dont jump into fights about said things from time to time

IF YOU LOVE ANIMALS THIS IS IMPORTANT AND I NEED YOU TO READ THIS!!!

My loving, wonderful, amazing cat is suffering. I was unable to care for her for a few months and left her in the hands of someone I thought I could trust. Turns out, they are neglectful people who only care about them. When I finally was able to get Luca back, she was brought back to me with more than an inch of her tail cut off, a large mass on her stomach, and extremely under weight. I immediately took her to the vet to find out that if antibiotics don’t help her tail, we may have to amputate, and if the mass on her stomach is cancerous, there’s a chance it’s metastasized to her lungs. If that’s the case, there’s nothing they can do. But we do have a chance to catch it before it reaches that point, if it hasn’t already. Like anything in life, the biopsy and having it sent out are both extremely expensive as is the cost of amputation if her tail doesn’t heal. My baby doesn’t deserve this. But she does deserve to get the best care she can. She’s such a sweet, loving cat. The amount of damage this person who was supposed to care for her costs around $606, and that’s not including anesthetics and pain medication costs. I want my girl to live a long, happy life. Please, help me save my baby.


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this is a masterpost of my Opinions, because i’ve been seeing a lot of drama and ship war bullshit going on, so i just want to be very clear on where i stand on some things. here we go:

-alex is not an alcoholic. she’s an adult who drinks alcohol.
-i ship karolsen & supercorp both, at the same time, legit like 50/50.
-that being said, i can also acknowledge that lena is kind of problematic (the alien finding device thing) and i would love for them to address that please.
-james, j'onn, and maggie have been treated horribly this season. they’re all regulars, and yet only get about, what? .5 seconds of screen time per week? and yes, it’s for sure racist…..which brings me to my next point..
-it’s no secret that my biggest problem w/ this season is mon-el. they sidelined james for this white fratboy, and there was nothing subtle about it. why they felt the need to kill a cute, semi-slowburn romance between an interracial couple is beyond me.
-i don’t think m'gann is technically a regular, but she’s also been treated like shit. they literally have sharon leal on their payroll and they’re not using her AT ALL and i’m heated about it.
-i’m cool with james as guardian, but i am not cool w/ literally any other male heroes on this show, because supergirl, at its core, is a show about women. as it fuckin should be.
-sanvers is my lifeblood.
-maggie needs a backstory, and relationships with people outside of alex. i would love for her and james to be besties, and please for the love of god acknowledge the friendship that she would undoubtedly have with m'gann.
-i want cat grant back.
-i want lucy lane back.
-last but not least. my daughter, kara danvers, has been sidelined on her own show. she is more alone right now than we have ever seen her, and it’s reflected in her overall demeanor. i despise the fact that we had such an amazing, underlying awareness of kara’s constant anger and grief in season 1, and now it’s as if that never existed. i miss the episodes ending with her and alex talking and eating pizza, but now all we get is mon-el manipulating her into feeling guilty that she doesn’t like him back. i don’t need that, and neither does she.

these are some of the big things that i’ve seen people arguing about the last few weeks. if you disagree with any of this, that’s fine, we can still be friends. literally the only people i’m not interested in talking to, are karamel shippers who genuinely believe that they are a healthy relationship, and that kara and mon-el have more chemistry than kara and literally anyone else. they should be brother/sister relationship, and that’s all. other than that, please know that i love seeing different headcanons for all the ships, and brotps you guys come up with, even if i don’t ship them myself. i follow blogs with totally opposite opinions, and love coexisting with each and every one of you.

anonymous asked:

What about their first time waking up together after their wedding? With Inigo, Gerome, Lon'qu, Frederick, Gaius, and Priam?

Hi! //I finished my last college class! Supposed to walk next week for graduation but I”m mostly free, other than resting~ I made a writing twitter to use cause I like interacting XD it’s kinda lonely just posting and running off. I’ll cross post links to all my works on there and will do requests on there too via curious cat, since I wanna establish my writing in the twitter community too!.

This one is very very long, but I hope you guys enjoy! 

Inigo: His palms slide over your arms to soak in the reality that yes, you really are married to him, Gods, to come from the hell that he’s lived in by the skin of his teeth, to finding you and falling in love deeper than he’d ever had dared–to find that you somehow reciprocate that love even amongst all the other people he was sure would make much more excellent, less broken suitors than him would catch your eye. And yet, amidst all the teasing and ribbing, you admit that you just as ardently return his feelings. That your smile is for him, just for him. Your eyes wander only to him, and no one else. Gods, what blessings did he earn in his past life to have you in his happy ending.

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Kind of Porn BTS Gets Off To

Anon Asked:  What kind of porn do you think each bts member is into or watches?

Hohohohoho I am answering this here and now. Though I don’t watch porn so this is a little outta my depth. - Admin Cat

We’re going to heLLLLLLLL - Admin Dayna


Seokjin

Admin Cat Says;

Jin strikes me as someone who is def like a low-key dom. So I imagine that he would kind of like watching porn that involved light bondage. Porn where there is still tenderness, but you can tell who is in control.

Admin Dayna Says;

I can’t think of Jin sexually. Like whatsoever. I can’t, I don’t know why? Jin doesn’t strike me as a sexual person and I don’t look and Jin and think “wow he’s sexy”. I just think “that’s one pretty ass man, boi”

BUT

Maybe Amateur? But the type of Amateur where the video doesn’t have any pornstars, it’s just two consensual people having sex in front of not the best quality camera. The people are moaning, grunting or growling (I think he’d dig that). OR, I can see him just being into the regular Korean/Japanese porn, tbh. Asian porn isn’t as gross and hardcore as Western porn. It’s a lot more reserved and less… you know… violent.

Honorable Mentions: Big Boobs, Oral, Blowjobs, and Strip Tease

Originally posted by fawnave

Yoongi

Admin Cat Says;

He seems like someone who is into watching girls/guys suck guys off. I think there is nothing more appealing to him than getting his cock sucked. Not to say he doesn’t enjoy actual sex, I think that he prefers getting off to someone sucking dick.

Admin Dayna Says;

Audio Porn and Solo Masturbation.

I didn’t have to think about this.

I get the deepest feeling that Yoongi is a Voyeur. (For the saints of tumblr, voyeurism is a category in BDSM where the person is gaining sexual pleasure from watching others when they are naked or engaged in sexual activity.) I think he’d especially like the ones where the person in the solo masturbation is are using sex toys. Nothing like… freaky or wild, just the regular degular schmegular dildo or vibrator. Whatever.

Honorable Mentions: Butt Plugs, Amateur, Anal, and Cam Girls/Boys (!!!)

Originally posted by remartins97

Hoseok

Admin Cat Says;

Hobi makes me think of someone who is into like the best friends sister/brother kind of porn. He likes the tension and the sneaking around, there’s a lot of passion and I think he has a thing for spanking.

Admin Dayna Says;

I agree with Cat to an extent. While I don’t think “sister/brother”, I do see the best friends aspect. Or like the sneaking around and sexual tensions aspects of it all.

Tbh I think Hobi is pretty vanilla.

Honorable Mentions: Blowjobs, and Smut.

Originally posted by itsrapmonster

Namjoon

Admin Cat Says;

He likes amateur porn. He prefers the more real aspects of porn, not the overly fake or staged videos. He would rather hear someone moan in genuine pleasure, not the way pornstars act.

Admin Dayna Says;

He watches it all (minus like… the sister/brother, and MILF stuff). Anything with an attractive thumbnail and title. I feel it in my non-existent BALLS that he watched Ebony porn. He absolutely watched Western porn, lemme tell you that, but I wouldn’t believe you if you told me that Namjoon don’t like him some good ol’ ebony, my dude.

He got his right hand on his peepee and the left hand scrolling through Porn Hub. BET.

Honorable Mentions: Big Ass, Amateur, Anal, Brat Play, and Strip Tease

Originally posted by ygnj

Jimin

Admin Cat Says;

Jimin I think likes getting off to strip teases, he likes to be teased. Likes that build up. He searches for videos that center around that before a girl/guy gets fucked.

Admin Dayna Says;

I’d like to say Amateur. Like the homemade sex tapes couples make and post on tumblr. The idea that this porn was made between two people who are in love with one another and trust one another is romantic, and doesn’t feel fake and artificial like ordinary porn.

He probably also likes the Artsy Porno? I forgot what that category is called, but it’s really slow with aesthetically pleasing music and lighting and it’s just extremely artistic looking… looks more like cinematic art (or sex with jesus christ???) than porn.

Honorable Mentions: Audio Porn, Strip Tease, and ASMR Masturbation Guides (for the sub in him)

Originally posted by mayfifolle

Taehyung

Admin Cat Says;

Oral am I right? Anything Where Oral is the main focus. He just loves watching someone get eaten out or have their cock sucked. It’s a huge turn on for him.

Admin Dayna Says;

I think Tae has a serious oral fixation. He likes to watch women being eaten out and hear them moaning and seeing them squirm. He likes when the man has to pin the female down to keep her steady. He likes to see Blowjobs, too. Like the super sloppy ones with the (low-key gross) slurping sounds that end with the man cumming all over the woman’s face.

Honorable Mentions: Cream Pie and Female Focus

Originally posted by bangtanofarmys

Jungkook

Admin Cat Says;

I think he Is Someone who likes watching other people get off. Very into cam girls/boys. Likes the idea of someone teasing themselves and the almost feeling of intimacy that comes with watching someone else get off with him, even if it is through a screen.

Admin Dayna Says;

I think Jungkook would probably be into the samething as Namjoon and Taehyung tbh. A healthy mixture of western porn and LOTS of blow jobs. Not so much into the sloppiness like TaeTae though. 

Honorable Mentions; Big Boobs, Big Ass, Cam Girls/Boys, and Female Focus.

Originally posted by mybias-and-i

anonymous asked:

the idea of this song being about anyone other than louis is fucking laughable like i love my sister more than anything but i wouldn't write anything like this about her???? my longtime girlfriend on the other hand? yes.

its literally one of the most obvious love songs E V E R but people are so scared and pressed they are going to make it about dusty the cat rather than acknowledge that harry is clearly singing about a love he has been living for the past YEARS or half of his life and that is one of the biggest and deepest emotion he feels also a big part of his life. 

Leaving

A short supercat fic. First one I’ve written in a while. I’m trying to get back into it. Please, excuse any and all mistakes, and possible terribleness. I’m out of practice. (1000~ words). Takes place when Cat says she’s leaving.


“I’m leaving.”

Cat’s words immobilized Kara. Blood thrummed in her ears, drowning out Cat’s next words. Panic snaked its way down her spine, striking quickly and lashing out with an intensity that rivaled a physical blow. What did she mean ‘leaving’?

No, no, no. Kara’s chaotic and unsettled life couldn’t take another upheaval, especially if it meant one of the few stabilizing forces in her life was leaving. Leaving her. Leaving her when she’d just come to terms with not being able to be with Cat. It was impossible, she knew. The nature of their relationship wouldn’t allow for it. However, she had convinced herself that it was enough to just see Cat each day, to work with her.

Regardless of whether Cat returned her affections, it would have been enough. But now? Now, even that was impossible. She was losing Cat twice, and the thought gutted Kara.

“I really can’t imagine being here without you,” Kara confessed. Cat walk closer. Tears glistened in her eyes, or was that just Kara’s imagination?

“Oh, Kara.”

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Vocal Unit Hybrid AU

A/N: Ok so this one’s some short bursts of headcannons on how Seventeen’s vocal unit would be if they’re hybrid imo. Shoutout to the Anon who asked for the hybrid au! I’ve been thinking about this AU for a while, too. If you want a fic/buletpoint fic for this, please let me know! Also I didn’t do it for a specific member like the usual fic bc you didn’t give me any specification so ^^ I just want to hear what you guys think before writing a fic for this. Man, I love me some hybrid AUs. I hope you all enjoy!

Originally posted by memesolsvt


Jeonghan

  • You know that bougie ass cat with the long white coat and whose food is probably more expensive than your week’s worth of groceries?
  • Yeah that’s Jeonghan
  • Is so picky with which shampoo he uses oml
  • Knows he’s pretty
  • Reeeeaaaaaallllyyyyy loves it when you brush his hair with that special cat brush (cat people, y’all know which brush I’m talking about)
  • 99% just naps around tbh, especially on that spot near the window with the most sunlight
  • Likes to push your stuff off the table out of spite
  • “Don’t you dare, Jeonghan. Don’t you dare.”
  • You can see the ‘f*** you’ in his eyes before he pushed your things off the table
  • Will distract you from what you’re initially doing just to get a good rub
  • He’s that hybrid that looked really nice and angelic at first but you know that s*** is just an act lmao
  • But he loves your attention alright
  • Like, if you seem very too infested or intimate with other hybrids, he’d get pretty jealous
  • Proceeds to give you a haughty look and a silent treatment that could last for days
  • And it’s the cutest thing tbh, it’s so easy to rile him up
  • But ofc you do it in moderation bc man, can he hold a grudge
  • But despite all that, he’s pretty receptive and would immediately know when you’re feeling upset
  • The type who wouldn’t say anything but hold you close as you cry into his shirt
  • Is a really loving hybrid despite his attitude

Joshua

  • Joshua is a cat hybrid, just like Jeonghan
  • But unlike Jeonghan, he’s an actual angel
  • Joshua is a domestic cat hybrid, of a tortoisehell cat
  • Likes to watch you as he sits on the counter as you fret around the house
  • He also likes to steal you food (playfully, anyway) whenever you’re not looking
  • Loves waking you up by carding his fingers through your hair and saying good morning in this really soft tone
  • Omg imagine waking up to Joshua
  • You like to think the sweet way he always wakes you up is because he’s so restless during the night
  • The times you share air bed with him, he either steals all the cover or pushes you off the bed
  • Loves to take up space on the bed, too
  • But it’s all well bc he always apologize by making you breakfast the next morning
  • Loves to sidle up next to you as you read or do your work and just watch you do your thing
  • Loves to take you by surprise when he plant tiny pecks on your face when you least expect it
  • Refuses to let you wash the dishes after you cook for the both of you
  • Really loves quiet Sunday mornings when you don’t need to go to work and just lay in bed all day
  • The day you introduce him to anime was the day his life began oml
  • Couldn’t stop watching One Piece lmao
  • A habit he inherited from his cat DNA was he loves to lay on the living room carpet and take a nap as the shine shone through it
  • Also goes bats*** crazy when you tried aa catnip room fragrance lmao
  • He couldn’t stop purring through out the day

Woozi

  • smol but spicy
  • WOOZI IS AN OTTER HYBRID
  • Has tiny brown ears that would sometimes be hidden underneath his hair
  • While his eyes are clear and beautiful, it always seem to judge and calculate your every move lmao
  • His nose twitches if he finds a smell particularly strong
  • He sneezed once and you swear it was the death of you
  • His tail is pretty long and super strong
  • Would wag upwards and downwards annoyedly if you tease him lol
  • Loves to sleep and play music with the guitar you bought him for his birthday
  • But his favorite activity with you is going out for a swim swim
  • Otter!Jihoon loves to swim
  • Especially if it’s a lake
  • You try to take him out to the nearest lake, which is hundreds of miles away, as often as you could
  • It has become a monthly routine for you now
  • Looks really grateful as he swims about near the water’s edges while he chases minnows around
  • You don’t mind the long drives back and forth between the city and the lake town because Woozi seems the happiest in his element
  • The calmest you’ve seen him is when he’s asleep or when he’s eating lmao
  • Speaking of food, however small he is compared to most hybrids, Woozi seemed to have an endless appetite
  • You went and bought him a burger set one day and now he’s totally hooked
  • But you couldn’t help but submit to his wishes because overtime you buy him one, he would have the cutest smile on his face and his dimples would appear ugh
  • He totally knows you think he’s cute and he’s totally using it to his advantage

DK

  • Ok don’t be weirded out but I can’t help imagining Seokmin as a horse hybrid
  • I JUST GOT REMINDED OF THAT HORSE BOYFRIEND OTOME GAME OMG HAHAHAH
  • Ok but horse hybrids don’t have a tail so their only distinctive feature is their horse ears
  • And they neighs sometimes
  • Which in DK’s case is whenever he laughs hard
  • Which is often because he loves to laugh
  • So you can say he neighs often?? Is that weird???
  • I love confusing myself
  • Another distinct horse thing he got was that he loves going on a run
  • He runs every morning seven days a week
  • Used to beg and drags you to run with him but gave up after seeing that you wouldn’t even budge lmao
  • Can and will finish an entire week’s worth of food after his runs if you don’t control him
  • Definitely more independent than some types of hybrids but he still loves his hugs
  • Loves giving you piggyback (or can you call it horseback?) rides around the apartment
  • Your apartment is always full of laughter with DK around
  • It doesn’t matter if you’re on the more quite and introverted side of the spectrum, he will make you sing during the weekly karaoke nights in your apartment
  • Loves singing off-key, which leads to more laughter
  • Which means more neighs

Seungkwan

  • Seungkwan is a parrot hybrid
  • Oh gosh, sometimes you wonder how Seungkwan caught your eyes in the first place
  • But then he’d smile and it would in turn make you smile, too and then you remember
  • Parrot!Seungkwan sometimes doesn’t seem to shut up but it’s impossible for you to get mad at him bc you know he just wanna see you happy
  • Loves to dance funnily to the music you play on the speaker lol
  • One day you figured to bring him to a karaoke place to actually use his endless energy for a purpose
  • And oh my god??? You were blown away
  • You always ask him to sing everyday now
  • Which he doesn’t mind complying to
  • And now he can’t stop singing lmao
  • Bird hybrids are particularly unique bc they have wings
  • Seungkwan’s wings are really beautiful
  • They’re pristin(e) ayee white with yellow coloring its tips
  • It makes him look even more like the angel he is
  • Also, Seungkwan’s hair tips seems to be yellow like his wings, too
  • Loves to sing off-key to wake you up and although you always wake up annoyed, you wouldn’t have it other way
  • Loves validation and literally loves it when you shower him with praise
  • Despite being really rumbuctious and full of humor most of the times, he’s pretty sensitive to your mood changes
  • Likes to cover you with his wing as you lean on his side when you’re feeling upset and it would feel like a little save haven shared only between you and him