i love cats guys

Conversation I overheard at the supermarket while buying cat food:

Guy 1: what are we going to do about this cat, man? Can we eat him?
Guy 2: I don’t think he would taste very good
Guy 1: yo what are you talking about I was kidding I love that cat. Don’t you love that cat?
Guy 2: if we eat him we won’t have to deal with him anymore.
Guy 1: admit you love that cat
Guy 2: no. He’s terrible
Guy 1: admit it!!
Guy 2: fine. He’s not THAT terrible.

Literally Andrew and Neil

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.