Conversation I overheard at the supermarket while buying cat food:
Guy 1: what are we going to do about this cat, man? Can we eat him?
Guy 2: I don’t think he would taste very good
Guy 1: yo what are you talking about I was kidding I love that cat. Don’t you love that cat?
Guy 2: if we eat him we won’t have to deal with him anymore.
Guy 1: admit you love that cat
Guy 2: no. He’s terrible
Guy 1: admit it!!
Guy 2: fine. He’s not THAT terrible.
Literally Andrew and Neil