i love being cuban

ameriboo  asked:

I have a head canon for you!! Imagine future daddy lance getting a azabache for his baby for protection against the evil eye!! I still have mine and you know how mostly every Cuban has one and I just love picturing lance being the most kind and protective father trying to pass down tradition to his babies


i love being cuban because cuba is literally an island of spooky communist witches driving retro automobiles to receive their top quality health care with small dogs and pigs roaming the street. also they have the smallest frog and smallest hummingbird in the world and there are no plants or animals  that r poisonous. like that sounds straight out of an alt universe i love it